The Most Evil Dropshipping Scam

[@EvilPinely]

just checked and their instagram account got taken down since recording this video lol edit: saw the website's gone as well, there goes my 365 day money back guaranty :/

[@jecka1021]

They sensed this video was coming

[@halyj]

can't believe the no nut journal has more staying power than the bible jar

[@KL96012]

Damn hopefully if yiu didn’t receive the product yet they’ll refund

[@sigasaurusrex]

you were actually the only person that had bought it so they had to make sure they got that gold

[@WilliamBrowning]

So Pinely videos have a cardboard background and Evil Pinely videos have a really crap cardboard background and that's the primary difference?

[@lefi_is_here]

So glad they have 24/7 customer support for when my The Bible Verse Jar™ malfunctions

[@ObtuseMori]

Um, I think you mean your (Product ™)

[@meatofmink]

instructions unclear dick caught in bible jar.

[@Dippedinsilver1974]

So I’m an atheist, but if you’re religious enough to use those quote jars, couldn’t you just keep a Bible, Qur'an, or Torah around with your favorite quotes bookmarked? Seems like a completely needless product to me.

[@buzzfeedhater]

How does that replace cranking my hog? It's not like I can summon beelzebub to smoosh booties from the Bible

[@torimattison7841]

It totally is. It’s kinda taking advantage of people since a lot of mainstream religious culture is super performative🤷🏾‍♀️

[@neverendinglute3125]

I’m not Jewish but I heard they can’t directly touch the Torah they got to use a lil thing called a yad to flip the pages. I think it’s for preservation? Bc we are actually damaging books with our body oils every time we touch them. But also there’s a chance I, a non Jewish person completely misunderstood all that and am telling you something somewhat wrong.

[@kaydwessie296]

Right? And you could even make something like this with your favorite movie/book/show quotes or song lyrics to cheer yourself up

[@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX]

You could even just… get some notecards and cut them up and put it in any container…

[@ghostoyster]

i got one of these ads. the comments made it worth the oddity - “beating it with both psalms now”. mine wasn’t even the same as the first one you show, mine was a wrist watch that says bible verses lol

[@holidayin7962]

Jesus didn’t care about masturbation as much as he did greed. I’m tired of people using salvation to make money.

[@waddle623]

I'm an atheist but I've personally never seen anything in scripture that suggests Jesus of god is against sex or masturbation, so where did that come from?

[@Harudodo]

@@waddle623 yeah like I know they said like no s3x until marriage or whatever but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a verse condemning m@sturb@tion

[@zacmayes2802]

​@@waddle623Nowhere is he actually against the act itself. It's the "unholy" fantasies that accompany it Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Keep jorkin' it 💪

[@lethaldream50]

@@zacmayes2802 wait does this mean jesus is cool with all my anime husbandos

[@pyramidghost]

@@waddle623 I think it could bc how the church links sex and sexual acts with lust, which is a deadly sin. So yk, using church logic: if u masturbated, that means you were probably being lustful, so that means you sinned.

[@cookingwithsilence]

Evil Pinely Jar where it's a bunch of pictures of you but if you pull em out they make a flip book that shows an animation of you sitting in your room.

[@MagKalii]

I was expecting the guy to pull out the no nut journal. And this secretly was a sequel to that video.

[@VioletDiamond030]

You need to buy both and dual wield them

[@Simplyshreenaizhere]

Haha lmfao 😂

[@conduite6721]

thanks for clarifying that the lubrificant isnt industrial

[@oncreativemode5486]

the industrial ones are for the hardcore professional bible jar users

[@Myr642]

Imagine you steal someone’s purse on the street, and when you open it, all that’s inside is a vape and a bottle of Bible quotes

[@LunarEleven]

Well they still got a free vape but there's also a whole jar of judgement so maybe best case scenario they take it as a sign and quit stealing purses lol

[@Randroth]

Considering the subject matter, you might not want to encourage your viewers to "put you into a jar" lmao 💀

[@chozolady]

“no Orr.. dont say that.. dont ask us to do that to you..”

[@thetwilightocarina9682]

Pinely Jar 😳

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@thetwilightocarina9682 even better, EVIL Pinely Jar 🥵

[@miclovesart]

All I can think… is an innocent pony… and that is how I know the internet has fried my brain.

[@shadefrench_]

​@@miclovesartRIGHT I'm sorry but anytime i see "jar" online im like, Gojo or rainbow dash?

[@puppable]

Every time im tempted i pull out my handy Lesser Jar Of Solomon and let its comforting incantations and sigils of daemonic binding melt my sorrows away

[@phoenixfritzinger9185]

I love my Jars Goetia

[@abaddon2148]

Demons will see this and go "hell yeah"

[@jamespondy0]

What if he just starts jorkin it to the Bible??

[@molotera8789]

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20

[@buzzfeedhater]

And by it, let's just say, my jeenis

[@southparkfirefly]

Yeah maybe that's his kink~

[@Widdekuu91]

I thought the same thing!

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

That’s what Song of Songs is for 😂

[@SamuIise]

! I got an ad for this but for the Quran, and it shows a woman crying on her prayer mat at the start with the caption “Nobody wants to buy my “stupid Muslim jars”” or something, and it was such a funny and unexpected vibe.

[@soogymoogi]

Please don't put muslims in jars even if they are stupid muslims

[@lightsupportweapon]

"muslim jar" lol??

[@user-tg9oo3ry4d]

I would love to buy but no, I dislike guilt tripping marketing sm TT

[@abaddon2148]

​@@user-tg9oo3ry4d You can make it by yourself, it would be a little bit of work but you can definitely print & cut color coded verses and stick them in a jar.

[@hedgehog3180]

Muslim Jar really doesn't make me think of a jar with Quran verses in it.

[@herluka]

Yes, every time I am tempted to grab a kitchen roll, a sanitiser, and start googling "powerful kitchen deepcleaning methods", I wish I had a Bible jar at home... 😢 x

[@niko09384]

I saw one of these “bible jar” ads, and it was truly heinous. It was from the POV of a mom who’s baby passed away, and they used ACTUAL VIDEOS OF A BABY WHO PASSED AWAY! I HIGHLY doubt it was the advertisers actual baby, since every other video on the account was the same hands but with vastly different POV’s for why the jar is such a good purchase. So disgusting.

[@davidgonzales9039]

"Bible jar" sounds like something a true Gooner has.

[@idi0tsanswich379]

Religious gooner who instead of trapping rainbow dash or anime figurines balls up Bible verses and jars em

[@gracefulslumber8441]

Eeeew like a rainbow dash situation?

[@Killallenstarries]

@@gracefulslumber8441that was my first thought eugh 😭

[@arima_song]

@@gracefulslumber8441 ...what is the "rainbow dash situation"? Do I even wanna know?..

[@2doot]

New definition of a "come to Jesus" moment

[@lostinthemasses]

When the jar is empty it's a very convenient spot for your My Little Pony figurines!

[@watermalone]

absolutely insane that it’s $20 when that is something that kids make in youth group and then never use lmfao

[@saltymcnuggies1895]

What a bizarre edging ritual...

[@neverendinglute3125]

I think they should make a my little pony version of this where there’s my little pony lessons in the jar. You could even add a little bonus, like a pony figurine at the bottom:3

[@feralperil]

NO

[@BeeTeaBoi]

I agree :3

[@neverendinglute3125]

I have @feralperil on one shoulder and @BeeTeaBoy on the other, whispering advice to me into each ear

[@fanime1]

And have a pony be the handle for the jar. Pinkie Pie comes to mind

[@lilacselkie]

i’d buy it tbh

[@conduite6721]

you can just.. read the bible.. for free

[@ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097]

It may cost your well being if you get the wrong interpreters explaining it to you

[@vincentadler6486]

Yea, just steal it from a hotel bed stand! 😎

[@FuzBrain]

You can print out the verses, label, and buy a jar for less than $4 bucks

[@luvhair255]

@@ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097 People keep saying this, so who is the right interpreter or interpretation?

[@omegadroidzero]

You can even rip out all the pages and scramble them up for the effect of the jar.

[@michaelwebster-clark9865]

I think the drop shipped self cleaning litter boxes that decapitated cats might be more evil but haven't watched yet

[@thatpersonmariah3997]

I’m, sorry, WHAT????

[@musicalpuppies123]

@@thatpersonmariah3997penguinz0 did a video on it theyre messed tf up, and still for sale

[@ObtuseMori]

@@thatpersonmariah3997 I second this.

[@hwebsite4720]

@@thatpersonmariah3997check out one man five cats, he explains what happened.

[@yeahgore6686]

Yeah that is probably the most evil and disgusting thing ever

[@fortniteballls69420]

Balls. Like if agree

[@lowlyworm9323]

I agree so much I’m replying

[@AleTitan]

🔵 🔵 BALLS

[@Harudodo]

This is by far the best example of like-begging I’ve ever seen, and for that I will respond accordingly and actually give a like

[@lheannelheannelheanne]

balls

[@kaydwessie296]

Balls and also testicles.

[@sierrajohnson717]

I get nervous whenever gummies of any kind have a weird new ad campaign, supplements/sleep/hair growth/whatever tf I need FDA approval sorry random Instagram companies

[@bloopahVIII]

FDA approval? Nah, here's your pink-colored non-preservative chicken wing goop.

[@random_dragon]

​@bloopahVIII "what do you mean, FDA approval? This is not a medical product"

[@mistressofuniverses]

At least these aren't being touted as something that someone would eat. I mean you could eat the little strips of paper but they're not pretending that it's the sole purpose as it will fix you/clean your skin/clean your hair/get rid of your fat/do your taxes/etc

[@Somebodyelse141]

The FDA doesn't approve any supplements

[@_ikako_]

The worst part about this is the fact that he had to use soap instead of moisturiser as a prop so you know bros skin is looking like a dried up lakebed during a drought

[@hotmilo]

I saw a ad a few months ago about printable tarot cards that you can buy, but the ad shows every individual card and can easily be redesigned and so much better. It was $350.

[@mjewrites]

1:40 I physically recoiled

[@YourJapanic]

Drop shippers always do/make sexual references for engagement bait It makes the yt shorts 10 yr olds go wildd

[@stemwaffle]

same lol

[@haxan_3567]

Hand Sanitizer? These people have never jorked it before clearly.

[@ThatHawksSimp]

i feel like the hand soap HAS to be engagement bait right?? they did that on purpose to get more comments, surely. if not i feel bad for him LOL

[@zacmayes2802]

You have to clean the pole before you grease it

[@rachelcookie321]

That’s what I thought when they put it in the fridge. They clearly know it looks stupid but they also know it’s making people comment.

[@neraslight4997]

Yeah it def is

[@maranheads]

My family has one of these. It’s also ~60 years old and in Syriac

[@ElementalWhispers]

I hope you mean a family bible jar and not a family self-pleasure kit

[@restlessCrustacean]

gonna try the hand sanitizer and paper towel combo update: DONT DONT DONT I HAD TO GET NEUTERED DONT TRY THIS DO NOT

[@wewserlethaldude9]

Neutered?! Please say you jest- 😢

[@MyBiggestMistakeYet]

at least is a bibble jar, not a jesus jar we all remember the last time someone put rainbow dash inside a jar

[@fruity4820]

I hate that I know exactly what you mean. Fuck

[@rachelcookie321]

Oh god, why did you have to remind me of that 😭

[@LunarEleven]

Bibble jar 😆 actually love that

[@BlisaBLisa]

jesus jar is just piss christ

[@Bolt451]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@clairecornett6936]

if they had a “horny” emotion option they should just make all the bible verses from Song of Solomon

[@iscreamattrees]

That whole book is literally just a bunch of extremely horny poems that somehow made it into the bible

[@amirsufyani6319]

6:47 "Your word is a lamo" they couldn't even copy paste the bible correctly

[@MrMokele03]

Can't believe these people would actually be tempted to search Portal 2, praying for them

[@Potatoe-f6u]

Does anyone buy Bible Jar for themselves or is this a gift you get from your very religious mother who is concerned about you?

[@BlisaBLisa]

100% a gift

[@BlisaBLisa]

i think someone who wants this for themselves would prob just make their own, esp since they can include whichever bible verses they care about the most. this is a generic gift you buy someone bc you dont want to do the work of making it yourself

[@ghostbowandenvysmithfan]

It’s giving the Bible pillow and those Jesus plushies I keep seeing

[@Whimsykit]

@@BlisaBLisayeah exactly

[@screamingbanshee1282]

I’m confused do you reuse the paper after you read, do you just fold it back up again and put it in

[@ObtuseMori]

How could you suggest something so preposterous? No reusing allowed. You must buy a new Bible Jar each time it runs out, otherwise it won't work and you'll start committing unholy hand sanitisation again! 😲

[@WilliamBrowning]

No, because it'll be all stuck together. You can stick to the wall and read it later like that but putting it back is just disgusting.

[@inrodu_1027]

you eat it, so you can consume the word of god in it's purest form (cellulose) 🙏

[@kaydwessie296]

I’ve seen a Read Me When jar like this as a gift where they’re handwritten love notes. I think that’ll forever be the better idea

[@Whimsykit]

As a Christian this one is better for believers but as a diy product

[@stompingliger]

Speaking about highly questionable marketing, I keep getting (Irish) KZbin ads for gambling sites. They are unskipable! I don’t gamble but I would imagine people who have a problem do not want to be tempted as they as browsing their memes and cat videos. This seems like a very unethical marketing tactic.

[@Nassifeh]

Just so people know, if you go to your Google ad settings (it's now called My Ad Center, you can Google how to get to that) under Personalization, you can turn off ads on a few specific topics, and gambling is one of them, if you have a problem or you just don't want to support that industry existing in general. It says you're just "limiting" them but that's because the topic might come up in an ad that isn't strictly related. This is also available for several other categories that can be particularly dangerous/distressing. Thought even if this is old, I might as well say something about this so more people will know this feature exists.

[@graey.catrat]

YOOO PERSONA SOUNDTRACK SPOTTED the editor is cultured

[@jesterspit]

the best part of this entire video is the utterance of the phrase "problematic artifact"

[@frickfrack7075]

" Crank. The . Hog. For. Jesus."

[@oddlem]

at that point just make your own? this feels like a kid's craft project they made in elementary school how are people paying money for that lol

[@t_ylr]

On a serious note, if you're a young Christian guy please do not let anyone make you feel bad or ashamed for watching porn. Genuine porn addiction is very rare. Also you are supposed to be horny all the time in your late teens - early 20s . Your testosterone is peaking lol, it's not gonna be like that forever. There's nothing wrong with you.

[@roxassora2706]

That and porn isn't just a guy thing. One site starts with a "B". Let the men guess it and look it up.

[@Harudodo]

This this this. Being horny in your teen/early adult years is completely normal, we need to stop making kids feel ashamed about it

[@roxassora2706]

@@Harudodo Exactly.

[@kaydwessie296]

Love this comment! It’s also true, none of you are gross or bad for exploring your own body. It’s natural and we all do it.

[@lethaldream50]

yup and it's so predatory of these companies/people because they specifically target young men who probably already have insecurities or even mental health problems (which are also nothing to be ashamed of ofc).

[@EthanTheWerewolf]

I dont even have a wenis, but the HAND SANITIZER HURTS! IVE ACCIDENTALLY SCRATCHED DOWN THERE AFTER I DID MY T GEL AND IT HURT LIKE HELL THEN, AND T GEL IS BASICALLY HAND SANITIZER AT LEAST SMELL WISE

[@soogymoogi]

They're both alcohol so...

[@kaydwessie296]

Yeah it’s definitely not a great idea to put sanitizer in one’s nether regions

[@kiraogola6043]

Wenis is the best word ever

[@yeahgore6686]

​@@kaydwessie296Gotta hand sanitize my bedrock lol

[@lema9509]

Love the caption at 10:35. "where was this when I was depressed?" obviously it was in the microwave the whole time, no wonder it took you so long to find it

[@gracefulslumber8441]

Not them charging $20 when i could go to the dollar store and DIY one for at most $5

[@fionamelgaard]

clicked so fast it might be considered evil

[@bloopahVIII]

Definitely not as good as having mulch dropped on your house.

[@cinderfoxx9728]

The fish lamp is even in the background of the bible jar ads too, they really do be pushing their products

[@yoloswagbigswagmoments]

This is the earliest I've ever been to being evil!!!!!

[@JAYZ-47465]

Bruh im catholic and these ads got me laughing so hard dawg like why are they so odd 💀💀💀 Also yeah most likely they’re tryna profit off other religions. Also why do you need to sell a jar full of bible verses when you could easily look for them yourselves without actually having to pay for it? Yknow?

[@Neogeddon]

is villainizing cranking one's hog just. is that just a thing now? like more than ever before?? why lmao

[@valentinaaugustina]

probably, it seems some sections of gen z and alpha are getting freaky not in a fun way. in europe at least young people vote overwhelmingly for far right parties

[@Neogeddon]

@@valentinaaugustina the pendulum swings back as always, I guess

[@Knuckleb0ne]

A bunch of evangelical organizations are using TikTok and social media to radicalize gen z and gen alpha

[@valentinaaugustina]

@@Neogeddon if i have to live through Reagan 2.0 i’ll lose my mind

[@roxassora2706]

It's been a thing.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Surely the song should be O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

[@rainbowblossom143]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was going to be a mental health product. In a way I guess it is but man did that take a left turn.

[@gspoiler]

Its no MLP or Mater toy but i can fill that jar.

[@soogymoogi]

I think my dad would have been more concerned about the bible jar under the bed than the mater period jar

[@yoogrldude]

the quote on the jar says "your word is a lamo"

[@ZodiacBoi42]

You know exactly what these people are doing once they stop filming those ads

[@oncreativemode5486]

the thought of a person hiding specifically toilet paper, hand sanitizer and a bible jar on every corner of their house is so funny like 😭😭

[@mattbuildz8324]

“This has gotta be my most devious jar-filling yet”

[@Oblvious]

Poor Rainbow Dash...

[@ilovemikakagehira]

saw the upload notif right as i was looking for a video to watch while i eat dinner lol, perfect timing

[@bloopahVIII]

I was busy watching a different Evil Pinely video, then I noticed the video moved on the list.

[@empyrea_2546]

6:01 "Crank the Hog for Jesus" is great work right there😂😂😂

[@lilcarttheoneandonly]

its the music that gets me, it gets so loud😭😭😭

[@BubblesMcGhee]

I needed an Evil Pinely vid to make my day turn around.

[@4bSix86f61]

They always take out the sanitizer and paper so when they want to get popeyes they can wash their hands 😂

[@TheRumpletiltskin]

"i was totally gonna blow my brains out, but thank the gods my jar was there to save me"

[@cococowboah]

They probably put the hand sanitizer in the video on purpose so people comment asking why tf they're wacking it with hand sanitizer XD Genius, honestly.

[@rozirendevous3073]

The hand motions are for internal stimulation...

[@MeTeaOakRStNR]

Evil Pinely is so much more handsome than that other guy. 63 💚

[@PlatinumAltaria]

I find it very hard to believe that religious folks get any benefit from reading random sentences from a book out of context.

[@WhiteRabbitPhilosophy]

Religious people taking things out of context? NEVER.

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I'm not even anywhere near religious myself but the same can be said about people who do the same for movie and song quotes so i honestly could care less if people found a random bible verse to be "inspiring". It's the fact that people are paying for an overpriced thing you can literally make yourself which is the REAL issue. By that logic, movies, TV shows, and song lyrics should also be worthless to you.

[@dawnthegoblin]

Man im so glad there's finally a product for me when I am about to microwave food 😂

[@KaitouSaintTailMeimi]

Man, thank god this jar is there to prevent everyone from learning more about porcupines

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

not to give the seller any credit, but if you're at the point when you think you might need the bible jar to curb your "self love" habits, then you probably are feeling a little lonely or sad

[@n0zebl3ed]

I do not want to put evil pinely in a jar period.

[@OhGeeWillickersMister]

I'm sure there are free printable templates to make this exact thing. Jar: can be free. Paper: might be a few dollars. This thing would take at most an hour to make. Who thinks this will make them big bucks?

[@littl3evee]

The bible jar sounds like a good idea… as a diy project

[@Whimsykit]

Yeah exactly

[@spingleboygle]

aint no way theres a quran jar too 💀

[@Saber_Lover]

The hand sanitizer is probably so people will comment on the video.

[@rabidvampdude]

I guess “lonely” could be close enough but still, what is with all the content related to “the temptation”😂

[@B0wser998]

By watching those ads, I came to a conclusion that: - Those guys do the deed while reading random bible quotes from a jar (instead of looking up powerball numbers LOL) OR - The video plays backwards; first you're supposed to take a random bible quote, then clean your hands with the hand sanitizer and toilet paper

[@BlisaBLisa]

actually its just jewish mislabeled as christian and hes cleaning his hands before touching the torah

[@valolafson6035]

No, no. Verifid Buyer is the name. His parents were weird.

[@squidx2]

I KEEP GETTING this one account of a jesus plushie that replied to people asking why the doll was white with that they "want it to be accurate"??? The religious drop shipping stuff is insane

[@Whimsykit]

Like… he’s usually depicted as white but nobody knows if he is or not (probably not) like how is that accurate 😭

[@NatiSaednejad]

The ramp up from hand sanitiser to 🔫got me 😂😂

[@dsylee88]

Product™️ is my favourite product!

[@ScarlettPrincessStar]

As a Christian, these ads/products are horrendous 😵‍💫

[@patriciaschiro2659]

The vape one threw me because it was in the playboy bunny bag.

[@holdenmass8012]

Why do I feel like if I wanted a Torah jar I’d have to unroll the scroll inside lol.

[@miclovesart]

All I can think of with this is that it is the Jesus version of the whole MLP situation… the Jesus jar, if you will.

[@BlisaBLisa]

piss christ

[@ignacioaguirre8137]

He about that bag. Gotta respect the hustle lowkey

[@StayUpChasingStars]

aww man, it got taken down! I wanted to go all rainbow dash jar on that lol

[@zimbu_]

Gonna be a huge pain in the back to defend that trademark for the word "product".

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

What's the deal with people needing lubricant to JO? 🤨

[@benro6564]

The friction can be pretty uncomfortable during longer sessions. I don't need it but it helps

[@2doot]

Dry go ouchie

[@dillonodaniel9753]

ive done it with soap my first week of it and the skin dried tf out and shit looked like it should be in the fantastic 4

[@Ghostfoxkori]

What happens if you run out of quotes

[@Teddy-hp9zy]

Every time I’m tempted to put hand sanitizer on my Johnson I finally know what to do 😭🙏 thank the lord god is great amen amen

[@sockseater]

yet another video i hear specialist from persona 4 in the background so it's only natural that i imagine evil pinely dancing to it

[@riverrile]

So the jar is just a fortune cookie with extra steps?

[@FeliksTheGoblin]

New rainbow jar idea?

[@turtlenoshell227yt8]

That gun in the thumbnail I’m literally looking at an ad for a dropshipping course beneath the video with the exact same model and colour scheme below the video

[@o.o6340]

Fascinated by this character that gets so worked up over the Popeyes webpage that they have to pull out a miniture jar of bible quotes from under their bed. Outstanding!