Ex 🐍 Girlfriend 🤦‍♀️| Standup Comedy ft.Haseeb Khan

[@a_sad_comic]

Which is your favourite joke in this standup? "🙎🏻‍♀💔, 🏏 aur 🌙"

[@srtravellinks6717]

best hubby and best wife..

[@assamgorkhaofficial9879]

Baby tum David scott ho 😃

[@Lamsterz]

j&k me tabhi aauge kya jab terroristattack hoga

[@allfintalk]

Each and every line

[@anonymous18y]

Muslims have their own benefits

[@Shivam-tx5ep]

'Ye jo chand hai iska Neil Armstrong mai nhi hoon'😂😂 good one

[@BagheeraOfficial923]

Sam😂

[@S.N_CREATION.]

I know I sound dumb 🥲🥲 But joke tha kya bhai

[@Shivam-tx5ep]

@@S.N_CREATION. bhai Chand par pahla kadam rakhne wala insan Neil Armstrong tha baki samaj sakta hai

[@RahulRaj-wg9nb]

​@@Shivam-tx5ep pahla jhanda gadne wala😂

[@Shivam-tx5ep]

@@RahulRaj-wg9nb Yes

[@knowwithsanjay]

समाज के दर्द और तकलीफ को हसीं से बताना ये सिर्फ आप ही कर सकते हो,

[@mukeshverma3744]

😂😂😂 kam gaaliyon ke sath itna badhiyan stand up comedian pahli baar dekha gazab performance bhai👌

[@asifaslam7935]

David Scott was 7th person to walk on the moon

[@aayush7718]

Thx bhai

[@idn17]

Thala for a reason 🤣

[@adityapawar4917]

Vaa bhai

[@rohankumar9034]

Thala For a reason NPC comments incoming

[@themenoso]

Sach bta bhai tune b meri hi trha video pause krke Google kiya na??😂😂

[@THExAY]

Expectation- 😂 Reality - 💀

[@Sipton935]

Ye reality hai bhai

[@COD_MW007]

This is called pure talent. Bhai comedy karna, or niyat mein comedy hona, dono alag alag baatein hain. Apko khuda ne hasane ka jo taufa diya hai, uske liye apko dil se mohabbat and respect bro.❤❤

[@shivambisen6252]

The next big thing in stand up world. Haseeb Khan, Ladies and Gentlemen...

[@SudarshanSingham199]

😂😂😅

[@SudarshanSingham199]

@MISHA_NARANG_SHARMA I agree 🎉

[@RohitKumar-NEET]

Rone vala tip was epic 😂 NOSTALGIA HIT KR GYA😂

[@RohitKumar-NEET]

@MISHA_NARANG_SHARMA Hein!?

[@JAVPindia0]

@@RohitKumar-NEET bhaigan

[@dr.harshvardhanraopuranik]

Ye व्यक्ति.......jokes nahi....आत्मकथा suna raha hai.......genius, bravo, marvellous, brilliant, wonderful writing ,

[@divyanshumishra9046]

"Wo naam nahi vo post thi" had really got me !!!😅😅

[@rabnawaz_batt_1820]

Aur senior hone ki wajah se maine unhe sambhala😂

[@ExamRaj]

थैला नहीं फेंकना था haseeeb भाई , मैं भी था उन चलती सीढ़ियों पर 😂😂😂😂

[@Sumeshkumarback]

Jara timestamps dena

[@deeneyes5526]

Koi ni linear hi fatega...tu bagal wali escalator par kud ja 😂😅

[@Sumeshkumarback]

@@deeneyes5526 timestamps

[@thestarx]

8:35, 7th person walk on Monn 😂😂

[@shouryagupta3940]

Main likh Nahin ja raha tha bro 😂😂😂😂

[@Chandranshkaushik]

Mene bhi check kiya 😂😂

[@deepaksrivastav7089]

Thala for a reason😂😂😂😂😂

[@i_m_ankit593]

2:30 Linear Bomb 😂😂😂😂😂 Concept of Bombs :- Volume 1

[@drishtantsingh]

relative bombs honge fir to volume 2 me

[@prashantdigari1251]

​@@drishtantsingh Quadratic honge bhai😂

[@saritadevi1888]

​@@prashantdigari1251 conversation of momentum bhi likde, centre of mass bhi kyu chod rha?

[@prashantdigari1251]

@@saritadevi1888 thik h bhai CONVERSATION of momentum bhi sahi h😂

[@dodgegod]

Trapezium try kro😂

[@Aaapkaavi]

Kittu😂😂😂post he. Subah subah hasa de jo insaan aapko samjho uski ibaadat mukammal ho gai. Love u bhai❤

[@reflexgod077]

Ye samjh nhi aaya mujhe post wala joke

[@Aaapkaavi]

@@reflexgod077 ध्यान से 15 सेकंड आगे से पीछे तक 2 बार सुनो समझ आ जाएगा

[@chachiebrothers5177]

This is called talent every word from his mouth is funny and comes out effortlessly.

[@tarunsahariya_]

Viral hai bhai ❤❤😂😂😂 niel armstrong wala bahut jor se hit kiya 😅😂😂

[@krish0272]

9:08 7th person who walks on the moon 💀

[@LEGENDSAGGY]

Bro 😎

[@SHOWYOUREGO]

Thala for a reason💀

[@satcast]

​@@simpal9544shayad apko aisa lagta hai

[@niladri2408]

Bhai apka knowledge to Kamal ka hai ​@@simpal9544

[@proudlyindian--no.1]

​​@@simpal9544 bhai moon pr abhi tk 24 log gaye hain jinme se 12 logo ne moon ki surface pr walk kiya hai

[@rajrajatradhakrishnan]

Sabse achcha joke kaunsa laga ka answer nahi hai mere Bhaiiii You are genius you are out of the world Tum Baap ho comic ka Kapil sharma show bandh karna padega ab God bless you bro …thanks bure dino mein mood thik karne ❤

[@shortmaster1347]

Vo bag fenkane wala aur shikanji wala Bahut Mast Hai😂😂😂😂😂🎉

[@Sanjeevkumar-cg4tf]

How he simply dilever a joke ❤❤..that make him very special ❤❤

[@shabihasan3800]

Best wife out of 4 😂😂

[@deeneyes5526]

Not better than 4th girlfriend from affair out of marriage 😊

[@funnypills4930]

Yahi to maqsad hai

[@AbdullahPunctureWale-BePgCxx]

❤❤😂

[@itsmexack]

2:00 mindblowing

[@TechGyan-d9c]

Maksad 😂

[@rishq5725]

Agar aap musalman ho😂 to blowing nahi likhna chahiye

[@itsmexack]

@@rishq5725haha good one

[@Neelesh_rwa]

Rat bhar padhai krne ke bad dimag fresh ho gya 😊😍

[@Ignited766]

Revision ho gya apka to 😂😂😂

[@muk3shsingh264]

ek david Scott rkh lo mind fresh krte rhega fir aise jokes ki need ni pregi😂😂😂

[@rohankumar9034]

Kamal hai...Yaha Jaada padhai krne ke baad Rope aur neck ke bich ka tension Measure krne ka mann krta hai ( 1 metre above ground)

[@hamidkamal5606]

Raat bhar konsi par hai ki😊

[@countingstars8623]

​@@rohankumar9034ye toh dark ho gya bhai ☠️☠️

[@kairneya]

Keep it up haseeb love your work.. your art is a work of satire... Hasne k baad log sochne lagte hai.

[@droid5469]

Atleast she is being honest, she dosen't play with his feelings.

[@gulabrai8723]

Keep working hard Haseeb bhai, you have the potential to become the best indian standup comedian

[@angelchoudhary2838]

Aap bhot acchi comedy krte ho......mai bhot km logo ko apna fav manti hoon....u r my 1st favourite comadian

[@badmashgamer9131]

You are really underrated brother ❤❤ Btw last joke was on top 😂😂😂

[@halfengineer3027]

0:24 epic 😅😅😅❤❤

[@StudyNeet-r6y]

Kya mtlb tha uska bta do please

[@SumitKumar-g5x9y]

Are wo musalman hai wo log chacheri Bahano ko hi gf bna late hai isiliye Kah rha ki Mai bagal Wali ko Bahan btaya or jhuth Mai tb v nhi bol rha tha

[@microsoftfriends4372]

sare joke he kamaaal the yaaar....khush raho

[@arpityadav5668]

Haseeb bhai 😂😂😂😂 your storytelling skill is literally awesome

[@grvshanu]

After Bassi and Abhimanyu He is the best Standup Comedian ❤

[@slogover4620]

Abhimanyu 🤣🤣

[@aniketkumar2005]

Upmanyu *

[@dineshdange5695]

Bassi khud hi hasata rehta hai apne jokes pe...

[@totototototototitototit]

​@@dineshdange5695nai yar lakin kahani acchi bolta h lakin jadatar kabhi samaj nahi atta kya bolgaya😂

[@abmastergaming]

13:07 new trick unlocked Thank you Haseeb bhaijaan😂😂 Maksad nhi bhulna

[@Ravi-z8n]

Maksad nhi bhulna bhaijaan😂

[@fakhrulAli576]

😂😂

[@ShohelShaikh-gs8pt]

😂

[@Hindutva_Nationalist]

Paijaan please maksad nahi bhulna 😭😭😂

[@anonymous18y]

@@Ravi-z8n 😂

[@anonymous18y]

@@Ravi-z8n airport pe bolna

[@pH_pi]

bhai senior wala mast tha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@smritigupta4994]

Non-stop solid jokes 😅 really good set na hi koi double meaning ya dirty content ke. Isse kehte hai acha stand up comedian 👏 Na kisi ke bezzati ya personal comment kisi pe. Story bahut hi mazedaar thi without any dark jokes. Or well rounded with mazedaar ending. Although story ka concept kuch laga hatke nahi tha bahut common tha fir bhi bahut maza aaya sun ke 😅

[@punjabistatus8403]

😂

[@ShivaKumar-jy2ps]

Khushi Es bat ki hui ki Dulha ahad nahi tha ...😂😂😂😂

[@anisursamsung]

Thet happiness

[@a_sad_comic]

Which is your favourite joke in this standup? "🙎🏻‍♀️💔, 🏏 aur 🌙"

[@ComradeAnimator]

poori video mst thi

[@ComradeAnimator]

bhaijan maksad mt bhoolna plz ❤

[@MATHWALA-oz1iz]

Rone walA😂😂😂😂

[@rojashmahakul9322]

Bag wala 🤣

[@NightClubHead]

Best joke was You had a girlfriend.

[@AdityaRaj-ge5mz]

12:54 Practice se aa jaaye ga was epic 😂😂

[@yaaaaargaurav_vlogs]

Kya timing Hai 6 bje Subha bhaijaan😂😂

[@anuragsuthar5871]

Haa bhai !!! kr liya GOOGLE David Scott 😂😂

[@wagadinframanager3293]

One of the finest comedians in the new era

[@DineshSaini-f8x]

Bhai fan ho gya Phone pe rone ki acting wala gazab tha bhai

[@yasirahamad5885]

"Baji maksad mat bhulna"😂

[@prahladchoudhary8622]

King of jokes - Haseeb khan 😅

[@ShaukatAlimix]

16:30 this was hilarious Haseeb bhai😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@govindthakur6367]

Moon and Nails armstrong wala joke out standing tha, ye practically relate karta hai

[@nishantsaini6621]

Bhai bhadiya bhadiya joke maare 🤟🤟

[@WhatzzStatuses]

Bhai What References 😂😂😂😂😂 Amazing Neil Armstrong And The Moon

[@unorthodox_educator]

I don't know why Hindus believe that Muslims have inappropriate relations with their sisters. In Islam, sister is a mehram and mehram is the one whom you can't marry. It's strictly prohibited is Islam. I don't know where this stereotype originated from. And you too are feeding that stereotype instead of denying it which is concerning.

[@MithileshJha-tn3ks]

Bro we understand this it's just a joke. Only in south Asia this is practice to marry cousins not in other countries. Just a joke ,take it lightly. Good people understand joke ,bad people just hate irrespective of jokes

[@RaiSahab_QT]

13:30 Chilla Chilla ke scheme bata de sabko 😢

[@thebossankit80]

'YAHI LADKI TOH CHAHIYE' had my like 😂😂

[@roseberry004]

20:04 hint: 4 marriages 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AbdullahPunctureWale-BePgCxx]

😂😂

[@EvergreenConsultancy]

13:40 mein pro tha phone pe rone ke liye😎

[@NarayanGupta007]

Haseeb khaan... You are winning the hearts of millions of people !! ❤ Your each & every Joke is Like a Laughter Bomb !! 🔥❤️🔥

[@as_pi_ra_nt]

Haseeb Bhai ye video ab tak ki sabse dhaasu video hai Maza aa gaya Bhai 😂😂😂😂😂

[@siddsuperior1770]

Awesome Comic 😊 बहोत बड़िया जोक्स लिखता है भाई.❤

[@Kernel_King-]

Mza aya. 😂🤣🤣 My Favourite: 10:09 Haseeb Bhai kaisi baat kr rhe ho, mere sath 1 saal thi rakho 🤣🤣 And another one is 14:10 Tune jo abhi kiya hai na us se toh km hi lgega. 🤣🤣

[@ahadbagwan5542]

12:20 Woh Ladka Mai hi tha 😂😢

[@sanskriti6844]

phone pe rone wala was best ...literally mera ex aise hi rota tha🤣🤣🤣

[@sinodkumar13]

हर कोई ऐसे नही रोता हां ये सच है सामने कोई नही रोता

[@vivekkumarshukla9334]

1:20 seriously hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@sudeshnadas8732]

Bhai maine aapko 1 saal pehle dekha tha ek short video pe... Tabse aapka video dekhti hu..... Mujhe laga tha tab ki aap gazab ke ho....... Matlab you just made my day today..... 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ ........ I told my father that if I crack NEET, please buy me his show ticket as gift 😊

[@ashmityadav6383]

15:55 us bhai us 😂

[@rajasarkar7718]

16:14 Relatable bhai😂❤

[@saaherali4881]

Zabardast Jin logon ko yeh joke samajh Mai nai Aya 😂 (There are some hidden benefits of being a Muslim)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too good

[@bhadwamodi8294]

4 wives

[@jaysharma5794]

ise besharmi bolte hai aur urdu me havas jo relation ki bhi value na samjhe

[@Anbbvg]

Benefits to mohmmad ne liye, 13 bibi, ek 6 saal ki bachhi

[@kingpanda8390]

arjun , krishna bhi muslim the matlab😛

[@dearkhan2092]

​​@@AnbbvgWHAT ABOUT KRISHNA 5 saal se 55 saal ki 16108 😛

[@amaanansari350]

Fazar pdhte Hi upload kr di haseeb bhai ne😂

[@ullasp.n3193]

I Love you Haseeb भाई 💕💕💕👍👍very clean and good jokes 👏👏👏👏👏

[@Raj-tg5yl]

David scott was the 7 th person😂😂😂

[@spygamer1769]

Iykyk 7th means thala for a reason 🦍

[@mukhtarmagray]

19:12 4 Shadiyaan. 4 wifes😂😂

[@Mohammad_kaif1]

1:31 bhai yeh laugh wali girl har video me hoti hai😂

[@hirasajjad2701]

😂

[@Shohebmirza9808]

5:07 galeeb ke honge nail it 🔥🔥

[@sonamchauhan6236]

Mazzzzaaaaa hi aa gya..... Ye first video h jo maine aapka dekha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bishalVK18]

8:34 Neil Armstrong wala joke best tha❤❤

[@a_sad_comic]

India Tour Tickets : in.bookmyshow.com/events/dropout-ft-haseeb-khan/ET00393085

[@nimishkhurana1436]

Bhai Roz thumbnail kyu change kr rhe😂😂

[@SumitSourav]

Bahot funny Haseeb! 😂😂😂

[@ishwarrathod7688]

2:25 linear bomb 😂😂

[@Rahul_1074]

चांद और नील आर्मस्ट्रांग वाला joke सबसे अच्छा था...😂😅

[@dj_dheeraj_official_5366]

Bro yarr bohot jyada amazing tha 👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@RBWPRODUCTION]

1:20 he broke the next level wall 😂

[@shreyansdongarwal8428]

Last ka joke sabse jada accha tha, Mai India tour krr rha hu aap sab dekhne jarur aana wala. Bhot funny tha😂😂.

[@Bakchodi_Unplugged]

Bhai tere saare episodes mast hai yarrr😂

[@MarathiNaukri]

Hasee-b 😂😂😂 Great Bhai, maqsad nhi bhule tum

[@oco31-fh7ys]

Ab tumme pahle jaisi bat nahi rahi 😊😊😊😊😊❤

[@anujgoyal9736]

8:02 'kuch ladke samajhna hi ni chah rhe h' got me😅

[@abhijeetgunjal4794]

Hidden benifits of being muslim 19:47 😂😂😂😂

[@musiclover-vl6bd]

David Randolph Scott , was the seventh person to walk on the Moon.

[@anandalok16]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sohamchivukulae6235]

13:10 best formula hai bhaii, mic pe hi genuine lag raha haii.. 😂😭

[@anuragsharma1511]

Bhai Superb, Best Hubby...😂😂

[@shubhamkushwaha3657]

Bhai subah uth te hi esa content mil jaaye to mjaa aa jaaye😅♥️ thankuhhhhh Haseeb Bhai

[@kshitijagale7627]

18:52 wo naam nahi tha vo post thi.... kittu😂😂

[@vkAwesomee]

bhai same krne wala tha

[@merajansarimrj9800]

Naam nahi wo post thi was epic line 😅😅😅😅😅

[@leeyoeditzakash1933]

Ye relatable tha 19:33 😂 best hubby in the world 🌎😅😅😅

[@RittikRoy-h2z]

Meaning bro?

[@unpopular_28]

Last jokes was lit😄😄😄😄

[@harshsingh-bp5lc]

Thank you for the idea..

[@PrathameshDeore-lu4eb]

Last one was 💀😂😂

[@vishantkumar8280]

6:40 pe Bhuvi ne bold kiya tha Umar ko

[@sharma_shobit]

Bhai 6:50 pr to ni kiya hoga

[@vishantkumar8280]

​@@sharma_shobit 6:50 pe finish hua 6:40 pe start hua

[@Suhaib_k_vlogs.18]

Hafeez ko kiya tha

[@smartyansari5034]

Ye Banda popularity deserve karta hai🎉❤😊

[@UzmaExplores]

Yes😂

[@souravkumar2424]

Jhoot main tab bhi nahi bol raha tha was epic 😂😂😂😂

[@saurabhnine6nine4five3thre6]

Bhai shubh uthte hi video daal deta hai kya... Bhai ki target audience koi aur hi h (murge to nahi h) 😂😂😂

[@MUNENDRRA]

Schedule video ka name suna hai? Yahi hai haseeb ki ex😂

[@LEGENDSAGGY]

ate bhai bhai😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@teaseriez]

Tu itni shubh comment krne ke liye utha (Murga to nahi hai )😂😂😂😂

[@avinashkumarverma7256]

😂😅

[@benstokes7588]

Shaam ko zumme ki namaz par jaana hota hai