I don't think I've ever related to complete strangers more than right now: - I don't sleep - I speak incoherent gibberish after waking up - my pets keep me awake - and I don't bring gym shoes when I need to work out! Where the hell is my online podcast/tv show?! 😬😬 I am perfectly qualified!! 😂👍🖤❤
@tiffanymccallister71306 жыл бұрын
Same dude or dudette.
@krisg64806 жыл бұрын
“The factory of sadness that is my brain” I don’t think I’ve ever related to a bunch of words more.
@brinaw87916 жыл бұрын
"The factory of sadness that is my brain at night" *I've literally never related to something so much in my life*. I haven't slept well since I was 12 or 13....so about 10 years. XD
@kittyxoxo96036 жыл бұрын
Juliet should post a video of andys latin morning mumbles
@KatStrife6 жыл бұрын
YES!
@danielcollins91556 жыл бұрын
Yes
@a.r.30774 жыл бұрын
"In a very dark room where people can't look at me..." Same, Andy... same. LOL
@toriclose27856 жыл бұрын
Inmagine Waking up next to Andy talking his werid language every morning 😂😂 Juliet must be like Andy are you OK? 😂😂😂
@leviachan68876 жыл бұрын
Tori Close I mean, at least it's Andy XD
@toriclose27856 жыл бұрын
Panic!AtTheCrybabyRomance Brides true I mean I wouldn't mind it 😍😂
@leviachan68876 жыл бұрын
Tori Close Oh lolz
@dom-rn7wj6 жыл бұрын
Andy having a seizure xd
@leviachan68876 жыл бұрын
That Girl *Andy being possessed* XD XD XD
@_rose7476 жыл бұрын
It's awesome to know that Andy speaks Dothraki in the mornings😂😂😂
@Sandxastle6 жыл бұрын
my ribs actually huRT FROM LAUGHING
@bonniebryan3 жыл бұрын
This show is literally so funny to watch and to listen to😂
@amyw64036 жыл бұрын
"Factory of sadness" relatable
@saigelopez50676 жыл бұрын
Nutrions is one thing that keeps me watching TheAndyShow. Nothing will keep me from watching this show. 🙅
@saigelopez50676 жыл бұрын
If you see any mistakes please correct me.
@majesticxerajinth42066 жыл бұрын
Hey Andy and Joe. I think you guys are awesome. I am glad at least you guys have good sense of humour.
@sxnxstervxbes36896 жыл бұрын
AGHHHH I CLICKED WAYYY TO FAST!! Nobody leave a bad comment with their Hands Hands, dont hurt their fragile feelings
@someb-vkn506 жыл бұрын
The intro gives me life.
@sabrinaminear12856 жыл бұрын
Dead ass can relate so much. I cant really sleep because i have horrible anxiety and depression and ptsd so i take hella medication for it all 💯
@klaraschroden93786 жыл бұрын
AN OLDIE AND AN GOODIE
@maddiedoes35716 жыл бұрын
Why is nobody talking about his morning Latin
@BeantownDungpile6 жыл бұрын
Let's talk about his morning Latin
@Hjonkening6 жыл бұрын
Oof I learned the art of being on my phone in class (says the straight A student😅) and I literally was on pinterest looking at Bvb memes for literally two hours, the teacher never knew.
@usernameusernamelastname58356 жыл бұрын
Just A Girl Thing Actually me
@sweetiedrops55342 жыл бұрын
after 2020, this became ridiculously easy xd
@dumplling95046 жыл бұрын
“Get outta here lebron.” LOOL I’m screaming
@peacebwithu976 жыл бұрын
2:39-2:52= AGREED 100%. I didn't think anyone else felt the same way I did.
@emilyreith65606 жыл бұрын
This "episode" is my entire life, it is so relatable.
@narusena6 жыл бұрын
damn i've memorized the intro off by heart now; i'm saying the whole segment to my friends and see who gets the reference.
@mariahcuaron18736 жыл бұрын
Our Chensing Machine Has Some Weird Things Going On same damn Andy stop the fucking stretcher pls?😄😅
@ashlytamayo49126 жыл бұрын
I love watching the Andy show
@KQuey6 жыл бұрын
I live for anything Andy Black!!!!
@faithcook80786 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting, love you guys, Hate myself.
@mariahcuaron18736 жыл бұрын
faith cook don't hate yourself
@nami92616 жыл бұрын
To love someone you must firstly love your self it's what M.Durant said. 🤷♀️ Therefore love yourself like that you can love this guys. Good lock ✌
@klaraschroden93786 жыл бұрын
EVERY ANDY SHOW IS AWSOOOOOOOMEEEEEEE♡♡♡♡
@rainypalmatier58856 жыл бұрын
I just want to put out there that this is the only thing keeping me sane
@mariahcuaron18736 жыл бұрын
Rainy Palmatier same
@jacksonlaframboise93675 жыл бұрын
2:45.....says the rock frontman.
@xx_emo_girl_xx22486 жыл бұрын
i got all my nutrition minerals from this video lol
@spookydaskary6666 жыл бұрын
Love you Andy Biersack!!!!!
@pauletteeno80556 жыл бұрын
Dude, BEST EPISODE EVER!!!
@Astridologist6 жыл бұрын
Andy’s story about getting a membership at LA Fitness and never going made me think of that one time Arden Rose got a membership there and now I’m just laughing at two separate stories that don’t cross over but kind of do at the same time.
@nooneuknoww6 жыл бұрын
💜
@Chronically_Cool6 жыл бұрын
6:48 I now know what demonic possession sounds like
@sara-jeanharrison58846 жыл бұрын
Love you guys💖
@gisellevalentin51476 жыл бұрын
I JUST got my BVB shirt AND poster .#BVBARMY
@mcaspers216 жыл бұрын
The ad before the video had a great song suggestion.
@meeou.mittens6 жыл бұрын
You guys are amazing😊
@Hannah-ui1xz4 жыл бұрын
6:44 I'm using earbuds here.😂
@katherine911-d1p2 жыл бұрын
Weird asmr😭🤣
@eyelessjaida39476 жыл бұрын
I LOVE IT‼‼‼‼‼‼
@tobycat74686 жыл бұрын
6:25 "olacanada" hello Canada?
@leviachan68876 жыл бұрын
Welp, I'm gonna have nightmares consisting of Andy coming out of nowhere going, "hxhdifgigfgktjsuedighkjjjfkvjvjg" XD
@klaraschroden93786 жыл бұрын
U LOVE YOU GUYS
@corndraws62246 жыл бұрын
Omg I died at the sleeping part
@brisacanedo81756 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤
@natasha62956 жыл бұрын
Im 50th. Thats a first.
@tiinaposkiparta98806 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 New morning language 😂😂😂😂😂 omg 😂😂😂😂you guys are so funnyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂 Thank youuuuu😂😂😂
@paigesimpson65576 жыл бұрын
Yassss
@kathyniechcial5 жыл бұрын
what Andy was saying sounds like fucking gibberish 😂😂
@bryammotionless10956 жыл бұрын
I love guys.....♥
@Hannah-B196 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing! In my head it’s words, but nothing coherent comes out of my mouth
@tifaineptd16886 жыл бұрын
Yeaaah
@cassidythecat6 жыл бұрын
My dad will literally drug himself with NyQuil every night, or he will lay in bed awake all night and think of stuff he has to do
@RealityEscapeeItIsMe3 жыл бұрын
I'm so lucky. I have a three year old but he sleeps longer than I do. 8pm to 7am 😁
@billybeep63924 жыл бұрын
The one person who disliked this should be banished
@lifewithkat9406 жыл бұрын
I go to sleep when im having trouble keeping my eyes open
@madisonpartain46886 жыл бұрын
I can’t decide whether to play halo or watch this....I’m gonna do both
@zoeee42996 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this makes my day! #BVBarmy
@danielcollins91556 жыл бұрын
I can sort of relate with the can’t sleep thing except the longest I’ve gone without sleep was probably 2-3 days instead of 5
@mamipotatomsp40916 жыл бұрын
...Okay. Andy, I think I seriously need help. In my school, I go to Choir, and while we were meant to sing something, I sang, instead, We Don’t Have to Dance. Next song, everybody sang it correctly, apart from me, who sang Perfect Weapon. Next song, I sang Wake Up. Everybody was like: ...What the actual frick... Also, I got into trouble in class for my ringtone being related to Coffin. It was me screaming "I’LL NEVER LET YOU STEAL MY COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE DJJFBFJFB ANDY IS HOT SKDHBGBJSBDBF COFFEEE I DONT EVEN LIKE COFFEE BUT WHATEVER" Yeah, uh... they kicked me out and I got detention. Imagine hearing that in a test 😂 I think I scarred everyone in that class for life. Now everyone avoids me 😂 yeah, um... I also say weird stuff when I wake up 😂 I also start speaking Spanish? Wtf, i don’t even know how I can speak that much Spanish if I’ve been learning for only a year. I scream swear words when I have to wait up in Spanish. Then I start screaming random stuff? And that’s why my mum leaves my alarm to it. It’s not even an alarm it’s my mum coming into my room to quickly turn on Perfect Weapon so I can wake up. Andy: RAWRRRRR Me: PUTA! JENSISVRHHRB EAT ME DUBDJSNFHRHSHDBEUNS My mum in the other room: *Drops and smashes plate the second I start screaming* My sister: *Casually sips tea* Me: *Throwing pillows around room and screaming "PUTAA"*
@liliana.torreblanca20106 жыл бұрын
💗💗💗💖💖💖
@KatStrife6 жыл бұрын
KUNALA KANA SITO!
@kittyxoxo96036 жыл бұрын
6:14 wtf andy 😂
@krisg64806 жыл бұрын
Juliet needs to be in the podcasts more. It’d be super interesting to have her. She’s right there anyway. To have her sit behind the camera is such a waste.
@renegadeangstymarshmallow6516 жыл бұрын
Trying our darndess 😂😂
@klaraschroden93786 жыл бұрын
Yayyyyyy
@ravenemowolfy32396 жыл бұрын
#Froggles
@savannah.rose.6 жыл бұрын
Hello to the one person who hit the dislike button!👋🏼 I understand you have shaky hands and can’t control that, but can you try and fix that? If not, I strongly suggest hitting the like button............... now.. THANK YOU 🙏🏼😁🔪🔪😁😁
@dumplling95046 жыл бұрын
Caught it early again.. hi guys 👋🏾😭 im on a roll this week..
@brobsffr6 жыл бұрын
Hey, that’s pretty good.
@azaleaolvera62516 жыл бұрын
am i the only one who thought of brandon bowen at the beginning, in that video/vine where he says, '' oh hello there i didn't see you there i was too busy mmm blocking out the haters.''
@andyc.14176 жыл бұрын
Did anyone see that flash on 2:25 it look like a split second flash of a picture.
@abbysixx91656 жыл бұрын
🖤🖤🖤🖤♥️♥️♥️♥️
@changkyunsunderwear15226 жыл бұрын
That dance class that I never attended. #wastedmoney 😂
@kathrynmanning7376 жыл бұрын
Question of the video: Does anyone basically sleep? XD Yeah totally Andy cause everyone's a vampire and doesn't sleep oh and btw you can die from not sleeping :)
@lekabiersack29136 жыл бұрын
arrasou amigo from brazil
@gerardwaysbellybuttonbrend17686 жыл бұрын
Andy I absolutely love you. you keep me from going insane
@stxticspirit74906 жыл бұрын
😂🖤
@alaynapierson30986 жыл бұрын
😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂
@marleneduarte56986 жыл бұрын
2nd comment
@klaraschroden93786 жыл бұрын
FIRST COMMENT AND FIRST LIKE
@georgiaphillips9056 жыл бұрын
FIRST
@eahz12956 жыл бұрын
14 minutes late 😱😱😱😢😥😢
@bre_ezo6 жыл бұрын
PLAY UNO
@Sandxastle6 жыл бұрын
"Do you put together spanish instead?" Suddenly Joe reminds me of my family cx
@kelvin82146 жыл бұрын
2:25 whats with the subliminal message, guys?! we won't join your cult, okay?