Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-2845 - THE DEER

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[@blackknightz5036]

>Deer god landed on Earth >got surrounded by bipedal creatures >one of them start chugging a whole bottle of olive oil >Deer god realized that these creatures are more powerful than any god

[@endryus4269]

I would probably stay the frick away

[@walkingskin2920]

So would I olive oil tastes like ass

[@veryexciteddog963]

oh dear god

[@xxdemon_angelxxduckplays381]

VERY Excited Doggo bad joke

[@veryexciteddog963]

@@xxdemon_angelxxduckplays381 bad sub count

[@Hillen45]

Scientist 1- "A comet fragment is about to hit earth" Scientist 2- "Dear god!" Comet- "Correct!"

[@lmao_lol_xd]

Scientist 2: " *:D* "

[@gianttacogod]

Clever

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Brilliant, i had to look if anyone has already written it. You were faster.

[@jacobpdeleon2747]

@@lmao_lol_xd So who Roasted the baby?

[@heyitsjustjacob5308]

Good one

[@mytylest8283]

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. How do you contain a *GOD?*

[@zanz6226]

so we have to go back a bit...so this statue-

[@wardedthorn6523]

(Panicked voice) No, but seriously, it's trying to kill me. SOMEONE HELP

[@mob_psycho]

@Warded Thorn The god is as scared of you as you are scared of it . The only way of dealing with a god is like anyother problem . Show confidence and make it sound like u know what you're are doing

[@mob_psycho]

@A odd boi T pose to show who is the true god

[@heinrichze-france4089]

@@mob_psycho T posing gets you nowhere. Olive oil chugging, that's where it's at!

[@0fadill]

"It literally cannot comprehend the concept of escape" Nah, it just got ptsd from seeing a dude chugging a bottle of Olive oil

[@Mine-nc5km]

Maybe they just showed it the video "Chicken Nugger", and it doesn't understand.

[@MitruMesre]

sweer potato

[@memeyartist5591]

Honestly, I feel like the deer god just lost all hope in everything after seeing someone chugging *olive oil*. I imagine it saying in an interview; "Like, I get the baby-eating thing. It's a lot more common in the multiverse than you would think. But *NEVER*, since the BEGINNING OF TIME, has a sentient being--no, *anything* WILLINGLY CONSUMED OLIVE OIL. It's just-how would you understand-fucked up!"

[@Imeanwellshit]

BlueSkyhawk14 underrated Nd funny asf

[@Ruudes1483]

“LA Beast here!”

[@xaphaniariel2797]

Eating a baby is disturbing and all, but drinking a pint of olive oil is just inhumane

[@anonanon1004]

*chugging olive oil is to declare dominance over a god*

[@primarchoftheunnamed3237]

CHAOS CHAOS!!!! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!!!

[@angrybox4253]

@@primarchoftheunnamed3237 no.

[@primarchoftheunnamed3237]

@@angrybox4253 I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!

[@angrybox4253]

@@primarchoftheunnamed3237 bad jevil fangirl. Bad. Go sit In the corner.

[@darkblood626]

I can imagine the deer sat in it's cell thinking 'Shit, these monkeys are crazy. I'm going to stay in here where it's safe'.

[@literallyglados]

its more scared of us than we are of it

[@MrPlazmaWalker]

LMFAO IKR!! “I was following a flying bird and it kept dropping nukes on me”

[@zachmcmillan4060]

If the gods are the product of humanity's imaginations...

[@tripleb5197]

Or better yet "LMAO these dumbass humans really think chugging oil and castrating themselves is stopping me. I'm gonna stay here as long as they keep doing this so these idiots actually think it's working." Two years later: "You know what, I'm so impressed that they're actually still doing this that I'm gonna stay here. Hell, all I'd do besides this is eat grass and turn people into brain legos."

[@saudade7842]

You know some shit's going on when some dudes in lab coats purchase hundreds of sickles and hundreds of liters of olive oil.

[@JojonathanOliveira]

Imagine the D class making fun of each other... "Hey Larry, I'm so hungry I could eat a baby, Am I right?" "At least I have the balls to do it"

[@XalconKugelBlitz]

...... HOL UP

[@heinrichze-france4089]

Ah, you kids don't know anything. I swallow olive oil on a regular basis! At least you didn't get your nards cut off!!! Ow...

[@TheSexiestGoblin]

Larry, you say?

[@averagemoonclientenjoyer1007]

HAD

[@marshadow6724]

U gross ass

[@notablegoat]

"A comet was sighted in space" if it were sighted anywhere else it would be its own SCP

[@breadslice9779]

I think the fact that it actually is in space is an anomaly all on its own in the SCP universe

[@chromitehertz9016]

Lmao that got a good laugh out of me, thanks man

[@JohnnyTyrant]

Based on physical description of a comet, you could say that a glacier is a very slow comet.

[@ForcemultiplierX]

@@JohnnyTyrant yes

[@meatvortexgaming7134]

JohnnyTyrant93 bruh

[@wbnc66]

How do you contain a god...You don't.... The god contains itself. The trick is in knowing how to convince it to do your job for you.

[@thorshammer7883]

William Byrd Or you would need to have more power then this god.

[@wbnc66]

Yeah a primordial force of creation don't see anyone taking him down....unless his sons are in a cooperative mood.

[@snekygod7935]

William Byrd or your anyone along the lines of the Crimson King

[@wbnc66]

okay then ya can contain a god.... that is most certainly true

[@faresalsayed9005]

William Byrd Yes but what if the god Knows everything then that would mean it would know your tricks which means It won’t be fooled by it

[@shomadoesstuff4411]

SCP 2845: No one can stop me! A random dude: *chugs a bottle of olive oil and eats an infant* SCP 2845: *confused screaming*

[@jeffsan8227]

you reminded me of family guy 😂🤣😂🤣🖖🖖

[@quinndepatten4442]

The only rational response to someone cbugging olive oil

[@ampadedoda5027]

A random dude: *picks up scythe while staring intensly*

[@oneshadowdragon]

knew someone who wrote the cross everyday on their kids forehead in olive oil.

[@nooftaheri3502]

@@oneshadowdragon not as weird as chugging a pint of olive oil

[@nottoocheezy]

“Local Greek man defeats god by sheer intimidation of his olive oil drinking skills”

[@wharuki2830]

This made me laugh more than it should have

[@vadernation1233]

I mean I’d be pretty terrified if someone drank a whole liter of olive oil right in front of me.

[@tomboi941]

*Florida man, Polish man and Australia man cowering in the corner

[@killerdestroyer8786]

That sounds terrible

[@PhoenixStormCrow2000]

“What in the ever loving fuck!?” -says god

[@thehippie3610]

----*Is a God that can transmute matter with a thought* ----*Cannot comprehend escape from weird, mostly hairless apes who chug olive oil*

[@trustypatches4042]

I like to imagine the dude locks eyes with 2845 while he chugs to assert his dominance

[@thehippie3610]

@@trustypatches4042 "I could kill these things. But good lord. That dude is drinking oil. This is too weird not to watch." lol

[@DannyDog27]

It’s a god, why would it be bound by our mortal logic?

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

@@thehippie3610 when did he say that

[@DannyDog27]

sacr3d g6om9try Sacred geometry is total bullshit, but feel free to prove me wrong and explain yourself.

[@whataboutgabe901]

"What did you do today at work honey?" "Consumed a baby, you know. The usual"

[@_sargentocoelho_4441]

And cut the dick of a innocent man .... y'know , the usual

[@matthewgolling9465]

whats for dinner? baby and tomorrow? baby how about Thursday? baby is there ever going to be a dinner that is not baby? baby

[@donnabrahamworsley5857]

I SOMEHOW GOT 115TH LIEK ON THIS COMMENT 15TH LIEK ON THE 1ST REPLY AND 5TH LIEK ON THE OTHER GUYS COMMENT BASICLY EVRYBODYS COMMENC ABOVE MINE

[@donnabrahamworsley5857]

Lmao funny how theirs 66 proceedures and 6 peaple and i got the 5s Ha im not the deer I AM THE KING!

[@donnabrahamworsley5857]

Oh wow now theirs 5 replys ..

[@secrecy3915]

The only reason those procedures work is that the deer thing is in a constant state of wtf at what’s going on in front of it.

[@shikniwho7215]

then better to just let it watch youtube's video for life instead.

[@secrecy3915]

Shikni Ful probably not as effective as witnessing murder.

[@zachmcmillan4060]

AAAAHHHHHHH!!! THE TERMINATOR AVATAR PIC!!! IT'S HERE,ON ANOTHER SCP COMMENTS PAGE!!! RUN!!!

[@secrecy3915]

@@zachmcmillan4060 I'm the t-i82. Fear me.

[@zachmcmillan4060]

Secrecy Sorry,my ex-wife got all of my fear in the divorce,besides I'm irish;we're too stupid to be afraid. Don't make me go get SCP 173. 😂😂😂

[@happyslowpoke8982]

Imagine trying to perform a comedic play when you know you’ve got to eat a baby and drink a whole bottle of olive oil afterwards

[@aethernaut1899]

"... the Aristocrats!"

[@iBenjamin1000]

I think it might be different groups of specialists for each procedure. Unless the article specifies otherwise. I don't know which is "better" though, more specialists means finding more people, but might be more accustomed to each of their specific roles...

[@jackforde3314]

iBenjamin1000 each ritual was performed by different groups of specialists in separate rooms surrounding Angry Bambi

[@komiccomik4796]

I love how those two things are seen as equal like I have to drink an ENTIRE bottle of OLIVE OIL, oh and like eat a baby but FUCKING OLIVE OIL, REALLY!?

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@komiccomik4796 No, fucking the olive oil would be something entirely different. However, that probably took place in Pompeii at one point...

[@mattymayhem1232]

The poor D-Class who thought he was getting royal treatment then got castrated got so angry he became an SCP. He is now known as "The Nutless King"

[@BahadurSingh-ip9rd]

Hanged king can relate

[@gaminglikethoushould8978]

Wait what

[@vohamanah5087]

That is so mean, but so gosh darn funny.

[@godzillakaijuboy]

I am so immature for laughing at that

[@monarch9522]

Angel: Humanity is insane we should delete them God: No angel I will show you that they need not more than a guiding hand so I shall turn into a deer and pretend to be captured. Humanity captures god Humanity: Eats babes in God's face God: THE FUK

[@bluhd2265]

Angel: Humanity is insane we should delete them God: No angel I will show you that they need not more than a guiding hand so I shall turn into a deer and pretend to be captured. Humanity captures god Humanity: Eats babes in God's face God: I´m trapped

[@angrybox4253]

This is silly... I love it

[@literallyglados]

@@bluhd2265 Angel: just leave God: what?

[@robdeskrd]

I will have you all know this is HERESY, there is only one god the Emperor of Man and his angels will soon purge this warp spawned evil from existence..... I would think an Inquisitor would have already called for Exterminatus

[@henrymarckisotto9025]

@@robdeskrd you're joking right?

[@NoThanksBossThisIsKindaLame]

Containment can be summed up in 3 words, "It just works"

[@gargoyles9999]

Grandpa Ironside FLEX TAPE

[@chriszarate9532]

Just like King Crimson

[@charlesgray6385]

It’s the King Crimson of SCPs

[@omicronalpha8827]

Todd howard is that you?

[@corvuscorax9028]

@@omicronalpha8827 todd howard is scp

[@RoninofCrimsonMaple]

This deer is basically just being traumatized. Its being shown its history and having PTSD.

[@wharuki2830]

Someone should tell PETA

[@seamusmustapha8378]

@@wharuki2830 nag someone feed it peta

[@seand.g423]

@@wharuki2830 who says they haven't? Where you think they get the babies?

[@thegreatBarbossa]

The average SCP-2845 containment specialist swallows about 135 cooked babies in their sleep each year

[@cobaltoxic3799]

lol

[@christinekaiser8806]

But with your help we can redu- *Turns to hydrogen gas*

[@k.-flynn]

Actually this number is incorrect: Babies Georg, who consumes 10,000 babies a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[@bfnvalley]

If this thing IS Saturn/Chronos, then maybe if the Ritual performers eat a rock and save the child, the child may gain the anomalous properties needed to kill the deer? Just a thought.

[@relative7165]

We must make a new protocol I’m all for calling it *I JUST ATE A 3 MONTH OLD THING THATS GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS SO DONT FUCK WITH ME OR IM GONNA PUKE AND YOU WONT BE VERY HAPPY*

[@jmanaloto6172]

That would be interesting If the baby represents Zeus, the one that was not eaten, then not eating the baby would then make it a god. And in the myth Zeus locked away Cronus, so if they eat the rock and spare the baby, the baby would have the power to permanently seal the deer.

[@Ploulaf]

yeah but zeus wasn't some random kid though

[@jackfarrall4182]

Also are we gonna risk freeing 2845 on the off chance that it could be sealed away??

[@imperialsunstrider7873]

@@jmanaloto6172 They'd also have to cut the deer into many pieces and throw it into a pit in Hell.

[@Benxall]

"How do you contain a god...You don't.... " Meanwhile 343: *Walks through wall* Yo I got a B O R G E R and I want to live here!

[@terra2ban]

lmao, tho he ain’t god he a lier

[@Zadanoire]

@@terra2ban *well no fucking duh.*

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

@@terra2ban he a good leir tho

[@Klarpimier]

B O R G E R

[@thebighurt2495]

Hey may or may not be the Abrahamic "God," it's never really conclusively shown one way or another. He is essentially Omnipotent (probably, so far, nothing has been shown that he CAN'T do), but NOT, notably, All-Knowing.

[@DKlett1]

My theory is that it just went into a permanent state of shock and horror after witnessing a guy chug a full bottle of olive oil for the first time

[@DrakeOola]

Did the scp even do anything bad besides turning people into brain monoliths? What if it was actually putting them into an everlasting state of bliss as an indestructible pillar because it knows the earth is going to blow up soon or something. Basically sending people to heaven but when it saw humans eating babies and chugging olive oil like deranged cavemen it gave up and went into hibernation until another species needed it to save them and provide salvation... lmao

[@matteussilvestre8583]

"How do you contain a god?" Such grand and intoxicating innocence.

[@IamaDinosaur]

"How can you be so naive?"

[@dangerdash4393]

Hmmm...now I know I've heard those words before...

[@kaloyankatzarov9284]

D A G O T H W A V E

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

My moon and star. Sweet nerevar

[@saminmorshed222]

Aah I love Morrowind references here and there

[@SirAsdf]

And this God for some reason had trouble taking down a giant leech monster

[@lokenlok3114]

The giant leech monster ate some other scp's which would of made it more then a simple oversized leach, plus it was probably distracted by a big ass angel wielding a sword of divine energy xD

[@depressionincorporated6064]

The leech monster, from what I understand, was absorbing other SCPs which might have affected its power. But I think it was probably 001 that held its attention

[@nicholas9828]

It was probably more focused on the Angel with the big sword

[@SirAsdf]

@@lokenlok3114 Which also begs the question How the SCP foundation managed to contain 001 in the first place considering he freaking nukes anything that comes within a mile radius of him and who was performing the ritual for 2845 in order to keep it under control since that facility WAS ABANDONED. That SCP is basically poorly thought out fanfiction. "I want my SCP to come off as super powerful, so let's have it go head to head with two of the most destructive SCPs in the whole wiki, with no explanation for HOW they got there"

[@Hollyclown]

So what should that tell you of the leech monster?

[@goodman4966]

This Scp is just Bambi come back for Revenge for his mom

[@temporaltoast9692]

Sees human with gun *m u r d e r t i m e*

[@Fishmeister-xf3lc]

BAMBI 2: DOESDAY

[@bugboy69]

@@Fishmeister-xf3lc needs more likes

[@hiimdelta8385]

*W H E R E T H E F U C K I S ME M U M*

[@literallyglados]

@@hiimdelta8385 on the wall up there

[@trelewis3]

"Doctor, listen, we have reports of a new anomaly in Alberta and it seems t-" 'Did you try eating a baby?' "...Excuse me, sir?" 'Get a baby and come back.'

[@gracecalis5421]

SCP: **roasts baby** *Nice, finally some good fucking food*

[@StephenDelRosario777]

*Gets some sides catered form Buffalo Wildwings and sips some drank from paper take-out cups*

[@morgan9335]

SCP 1048 TOOK THE BABY

[@ellusiv5121]

Containment Procedure: Master Ball.

[@realdaggerman105]

[Kaede ] that shots expensive man, just use a poke ball and throw dclass at it until you catch it.

[@aquamelon0087]

Just use a tank Pokémon and a bunch of poke balls until you can use a timer ball. And save the game before going into battle, so if it kills itself you can just go back and do it again

[@misterkirby6735]

Arceus stands no chance now

[@marshman4813]

Just use a quick ball. Xerneas is so easy to catch

[@zam752]

I used a masterball to catch Xerneas but used an ultraball to catch mewtwo. Thats How Mafia Works

[@minifridge337]

I like how the baby has to be “no more than 3 months old”... like, you know the foundation just started throwing random babies of various ages on fires to see if it worked

[@josephpa05]

Bokrug the Water Serpent stupid deer

[@chaotixthefox]

@@bokrugthewaterserpent3012 Actually, it is arbitrary, but not meaningless. It works because they believe it works, and perform each part with perfect precision. Through these things it is given meaning, and this is why the Stag is fooled.

[@dr.jackbright963]

Hey, dont judge our methods!

[@MineSlimeTV]

@@chaotixthefox But into al lregards and performings attributees isnt it possible to having had then the chance of not performing such gruesome details? I was not expecting it from this SCP in particular to having such an elongated procedure if the entire system is to being performed into such a doctrine its baffling how chaotic it needs to be for it to work Like an scp that is a chair but its a super god deity,it is a chair with the knowledge of many being one. The Project to sealing away a mother child that constantly resurreects can and maybe is just something that makes it look like its evil and bad perhaps if we want to view it like that.. So why do they have to do such many things to this deer?.. and why would it be however violent anyway? Sorry for all of this and what I say my friends

[@K.D.Meyers]

@@chaotixthefox if that were true, they could've come up with literally anything else, like stapling a couple pieces of paper together. It would work because they believed it would. I don't buy your logic.

[@specialknees6798]

“Oh deer God...”

[@Akira_1008]

Nice one lol

[@tofferooni4972]

"There's more!" "Nooo..."

[@timtheguy2179]

Family guy is the best anime

[@lazicepie7800]

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOUR PAST" -basically what the containment procedure is.

[@royjones4056]

at lest you get it

[@TheZephyrsWind]

You know it's bad when the Foundation joins together with the GOC.

[@thebighurt2495]

The Consultant PROBABLY was GOC, since they're the easiest Magic-users they can get in touch with, since the Hand doesn't want anything to do with them and cannot be contacted through normal means.

[@thebighurt2495]

@ボイス The GOC is an alliance between a bunch of smaller anomalous groups like the Illuminati, for example. They use straight-up magic all the time, but they call it "Thaumaturgy." The Foundation generally eschews anything that doesn't smell "Science" to them. It's true the Foundation does have a small Thaumaturgy dept of their own, but that may be just a certain canon. They rarely, if ever, use anything anomalous for their own purposes. Even their special Reality Bender MTFs (and Samsara) are kept as a last-resort.

[@natanhidayat3007]

​@@thebighurt2495reality bender MTF? You meant Mtf Achilles heel right

[@thebighurt2495]

@@natanhidayat3007 Maybe. I might be thinking of their Thaumaturgy team, though. In which case, they're not technically RBs.

[@AnAlexander]

The Deer is probably just so amused by the Foundation's efforts that it decides to play along.

[@gigachadcooper7381]

No, it's got PTSD from watching people drink pints of olive oil.

[@Azzabackam]

I like the "it's just traumatized by this weird shit" joke, but I think this is the most likely answer. I think somewhere in its mind, these acts are entertaining, and maybe mesmerizing. Like a human staring at a kaleidoscope being hypnotized by how pretty it is.

[@NoNameNoGame77]

Ending to Monsters Inc. The monsters used to require the terrified screams of children to sustain themselves but after the events of the movie they find children's laughter to be more efficient and powerful.

[@saltypyrotato]

"Son and husband of gaea" *ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*

[@marcusrauch4223]

Welcome to the greek pantheon.

[@jasonchamorro2766]

@@marcusrauch4223 literally all of them are related from some form of *nc*st, they seriously can only have s*x with each other or else the mother is killed

[@jasonchamorro2766]

@JoJo Reference WH-......WHAT😀

[@Nope-en9bo]

Jason Chamorro Did he fuckin stutter?

[@mrpotatoman2750]

MY BROTHER

[@maxisalamone]

Antler God: "It's not that I can't escape, it's just cozy here, and the show is actually good"

[@templar19]

If this is the same god that could be made to think a stone was its new baby, to the point that it eats it, you could probably contain this thing by sticking a picture of a fence in front of it.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

Floyd Palmer if I remember correctly he was either heavily drunk or drugged.

[@undeadteadrinker]

@@Alucard-gt1zf He was drugged by being given large amounts of a mixture of wine and mustard Which is just about as nasty as drinking straight up olive oil 😂😂😂

[@brandonproductions8401]

He was also dumb enough to think that he would win in a fight with Kratos

[@hexis_lite6531]

@@brandonproductions8401 Dude literally swallowed Kratos and most likely forgot Kratos had the Blade of Olympus.

[@toomanysandwiches8665]

its the same god, that can turn you into a pool of living flesh with just a thought.

[@Ali_D_Katt]

That escalated quickly from giving gifts and consuming olive oil to castration and baby roasting... Yikes

[@bearmillard1888]

Baby roasting, initiate nam flashbacks

[@Sircreepington9th]

Consuming olive oil is the most metal thing in this ritual.

[@joethestrat]

The baby had it coming tbh.

[@StephenDelRosario777]

That baby said some very controversial things about Kim Jong Un. It had to be stopped.

[@skyesfury8511]

I think the answer is still "You don't" considering this SCP is not, technically, contained. Satiated, placated, appeased, other synonyms. Contained, however, is not what I call this.

[@oneinnamillion]

CUM? OH??? REALLY? CUM IN THE AIR? OK

[@WeaponXSigma]

Amused is one thing I could say on this one.

[@jondw]

If something can't even think of leaving then I'd call that pretty contained, it is just that this containment requires a lot of constant maintenance to prevent catastrophic failure

[@tassadardaris7294]

The deer doesn't think like a human. It's brain is like a tree of decisions that is completely deterministic based on certain inputs, they found a set of inputs that keeps it into a loop of thoughts that keeps it contained.

[@jondw]

@ボイス I'm aware I was merely arguing against "it isn't contained"

[@gabe9125]

Foundation: How do you contain a god??? Lovecraftian trickster consultant: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move*

[@andresarancio6696]

I can't believe I never realized the symbolism of Saturn as Chronos. Now the castration and eating babies makes so much sense

[@cluelesspotato8945]

Andres Arancio Can you fill me in Edit: nevermind I just saw that part of the video

[@zaroko8105]

Goddammit it's so obvious. how the fuck did I not see that sooner

[@idontcarebut9212]

If I remember correctly Chronos is a different entity than Kronos/Cronos. Chronos is the primordial of time and basically time itself. Kronos is the titan of time that ate his children. They are different.

[@momotech7648]

@@idontcarebut9212 Yes, I believe that is correct.

[@matthewharrison679]

It's also worth noting that one of the major Moons of Saturn is Rhea. This was Cybele to the Romans. A man could ONLY become a Priest of Cybele by castrating himself...

[@jaredbumblecrum]

Oh *deer* This scp can *doe* almost anything. *deer* god, imagine if it escaped? Things would go *buck* wild.

[@jaredbumblecrum]

@Dino G oh no, I *doe* not want to offend you! You are very *deer* to me, and I wouldnt want to hurt your feelings.

[@julioc.3158]

@@jaredbumblecrum *deer* god,stop already.

[@jaredbumblecrum]

@@julioc.3158 doekay then

[@julioc.3158]

@@jaredbumblecrum good,was about to go get a *buck* shot gun.

[@DrAsimov]

Ahhh. Puns!

[@reneheroux2178]

14:02: ''the castration of uranus...'' oh god please don't

[@gerritkoelsch4861]

Doesnt work like that, the God is called Uranos in greek mythology. Which is why im 100% sure whoever discovered the Planet did that on purpose

[@Leo-hr6yy]

@@gerritkoelsch4861 r/wooosh

[@jondoe584]

Hahahahah

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

@@Leo-hr6yy But interesting facts!

[@quicksilvertongue3248]

​@@gerritkoelsch4861the seventh, eighth, and former ninth planets of the solar system were discovered in recent centuries after the invention of telescopes, whereas all of them up to Saturn are visible to the naked eye under the right lighting conditions, and thus were known in antiquity. These medieval scholars started naming planets after Roman gods, and so when an early astronomers found a seventh planet, he was beholden to continue the existing naming pattern. It wasn't Hermes, Aphrodite, Earth, Ares, Zeus and Chronus, so the new one couldn't be Ouranos. Fortunately back then, puerile senses of humor were generally confined to people too busy with subsistence agriculture to notice announcements in the obscure journals of scholars describing the discovery of new planets. Only in the modern media age does anyone juvenile enough to snicker at the name Uranus actually hear of its existence.

[@shrek6723]

Ah, yes, casseration with sickles, chugging olive oil... playing dice. the usual containment procedures.

[@LongNeckWhiteKid]

"A comet was -sited- _sighted_ in space" interesting.

[@notsogreatsword1607]

Fynn Nelson is the misspelling of sighted part of the original document?

[@olakosaurus2233]

If only we had comet sense...

[@Esoteric_5075ism]

>implying that there are comets in space

[@dantles]

Funn Nelson bro you cant imagine how much I whose laughing on your comet ....comment or it whose comet

[@mightyabdel8021]

What dose SCP i just arrived here and i am freaking the fuck out help what is this all about help

[@KamiTenchi]

Arceus is that you?

[@ericnick4498]

Yes my son. I shall change the very fabric of reality.

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

More like Xerneas

[@justas423]

@@Big_E_Soul_Fragment a fusion

[@GenJuhru]

then 999 is Ditto Prime

[@CockroachTheFoul]

Oh, so THAT's how you contain it! Just use a master ball!

[@Xylarxcode]

From my experience, if you send a 10 year old with a couple ultra balls at it, that should do the trick. 100% chance of working if you can get your hands on a master ball.

[@zereimu]

Question: "What is the procedure to contain this God?" SCP Foundation: Yes.

[@antwan1357]

I think 2845 , actually does not care , but is mystified by the strange spectacle.

[@natehigman3987]

What if the only thing that captures its attention is the chugging of olive oil and all the other stuff is completely unnecessary?

[@thedeergod435]

@@natehigman3987 It would catch mine if i were a god that's for sure

[@No_OneV]

@@natehigman3987 xDDDDDDDDDDD

[@ramtosantosa7661]

antwan1357 so it’s just play along all along, like Dang these bipedal monkeys are fun, let’s see then lol

[@bloodrosereaper2099]

I like to think 2845 is like 097. Both are dangerous SCP's that just... sit around, fucking with people, because they're bored. They have so much power and intellect that they find our world to not be worth messing with on anything more than a "god, you fools will react to anything" level, like dangling keys in front of a baby's face. Think Dr. Manhattan, but even less considerate towards humans.

[@danielclark-hughes692]

I always found it funny when people comment "why you uploading at 3am?". 1. Time zones 2. You're awake anyway, you've stayed up til the wee small hours but act like the uploader is an absolute mad lad for doing the same.

[@rageraptor7127]

Lol

[@sayanorasonic]

Mostly narrow-minded Americans who think the world revolves around them

[@MissFox-ix8zy]

Mad lad

[@secrecy3915]

People with bad habits worried that others are following in their footsteps.

[@mikemike3760]

@@secrecy3915 hydrotherapy

[@danielz131]

If the deer wanted to, it could escape. . . The only true way to contain it is. . . Headlights

[@TheSwampsteve]

I feel like if you stop paying attention for a split second in one of these videos you'll be completely lost

[@mindshuffler3332]

If this thing came from just a small fragment of the comet, I shudder at what the comet itself was carrying.

[@DerAua]

Wow, that's a good thought.

[@chaotixthefox]

Probaby made the comet itself.

[@primarchguysmith5321]

A left handed ice cream scoop that makes all ice cream taste like bacon, you can never get one of the stains off of it despite it being stainless steel.

[@Reragi]

@Alex Macmillan *finally, some good fucking food.*

[@lenhoffman2961]

Probably Aku

[@FanteBear]

So many people complaining about upload timing... You do realize that: 1) the rest of the world doesn't share the same clock time as you? 2) the uploader can schedule for a video to be automatically uploaded at any time?

[@GrimmSquirrel]

I love waking up to this in the morninig, its great to listen to while getting ready for work

[@alastryona]

3) a lot of people who like scps like spooky stuff and no matter the theme of the entry, it's the kind of thing that's fun to watch in the middle of the night 4) you don't have to watch it the second it's posted? It doesn't disappear after an hour. The only reason to post things at certain times is to benefit the uploader and get more views.

[@notsogreatsword1607]

I have said before that it's perfect for me because I have to go to the methadone clinic every day at 5am so I get to listen to this on the way. Used to listen to Oxhorn but he's only doing fallout 76 right now and i have zero interest in that sorry excuse for a fallout game.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Wait, people actually complain about upload time? I thought the whole point of youtube was so you can watch videos any time you want. It's not TV where you have to tune in when the show or whatever is on air.

[@YEs69th420]

If you want to watch something at night, why not just, y'know, watch it at night?

[@KL-np5un]

Deer god: John wick *I sleep* Deer god: Chuck Norris *i sleep* Deer god: man drinking a pint of olive oil *wtf are you!!!*

[@daneyal7162]

Can you fathom how insane it is to work in the foundation? it's like: "What did you do today, hun?" "I helped contain a god, no big deal..." 😂😂😂

[@Midnight-br3jw]

and i lost me nuts

[@andreaslois3074]

Why are you so brutal Lmao just surround it with flex tape

[@ghostfluff8140]

But first saw it in half, then tape it back together.

[@actualgorilla5573]

FOUNDATION WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@aquamelon0087]

Spray it with flex seal man.

[@misterkirby6735]

Better yet. Put it in a big metal ball (I don't know how maybe just drop it on it or something) and fill it with gallons of flex seal, close it, and do that like a hundred more times

[@wolveraspeaks]

I cut site 11 in half and flex tape keeps it running!

[@househendoe7549]

I always theorized that 2845 was a product of Saturnalia. A ritual performed for centuries could have empowered Saturn to manifest a divine Avatar or could have been created once the practice died out and was converted to Christmas. Which leads to the speculation that what if any of the current Holidays were to cease? Could that within a few millennia produce a vengeful Santa arriving looking more like The Krampus transmuting stuff into solid carbon and milk as a result. Also how many other deities are on their way to see why the rituals have stopped, given that 2845 is arguably Saturn most other ancient gods were stars and constellations? If they are using Galactic Public Transit via space rocks, they could have already started their extremely long trip to Earth to investigate the silence....

[@househendoe7549]

@Neptune Neptune I never meant that they were, simply that they replaced those pagan holidays with Christmas and Easter in date as well as popularity in Western Culture in the conversion from a Pagan to Christian Europe which included changing dates of holidays to "combat" the Heathen and Witch. The Catholic Church took much from their predecessors to convert and prosper just like every religion that has become dominant Monotheistic or Polytheistic before and in the future.

[@househendoe7549]

@Pecu Alex The Hebrews weren't the only ones to celebrate a rebirth holiday in the month of April such as Zoroastrians, Sikhs, Baha'i, Buddhists, and Jians. Most of which predate the Jewish Holidays. Dead faiths like those of Akkadian who celebrated their goddess Ishtar at the end of March into April. I love the Hebrews but they weren't the first by far to celebrate during that time of the year

[@SomeKindaSpy]

@neptune The Birth of Jesus is actually taken from Mithraism and the worship of the very old deity Mithras. December 25th is that deity's date of creation/birth. So basically, once again, it's Christians stealing other culture's ideas for its own. Like many religions.

[@chaotixthefox]

2845 is referred to as an Old God. You know, the kind that predates creation and possesses powers beyond understanding.

[@donovanduke6594]

Vengeful santa? *what do you think the yule man is?*

[@lcmiracle]

I like the statement of the skip: ritual are meaningless, and made meaningful by those who repeat it and witness it.

[@jravage77]

So he came back to be flattered, remembered, and worshipped which the rituals do.

[@Riftimmortal]

Probably my favorite one since it takes a seldom used concept when talking about gods - that praise, ritual and sacrifice allow the god to be empowered. Now what happens if you use praise, ritual and sacrifice in an attempt to bind them. Can our devotion be used against them? Does this not indicate that in a way we supersede their power with our collective own. OR...it could just be that the deer was bored and found the ritual fascinating. "I just have to know how this ends!" *conjures popcorn bucket*

[@the_silverking]

"How do you contain something that can turn any matter into methane gas." *Throws the deer into Scp-3001* YOUR WELCOME! THANK ME LATER!!!

[@fifth6150]

Balian Lassek you know for a top secret organisation that can some how cover up the most BS things, you would have think they would send it some where theres literally no matter

[@dragonslayerornstein387]

But that place is literally impossible to reach. The best chance you got is 106, or the old man.

[@KrawmKruach]

"There was time between the waning age of enchantment and the dawning age of logic when dragons flew the skies, free and unencumbered." - Flight of dragons

[@theloweffortchannel7211]

>here were

[@kelly-charmainemarieflanag1098]

"And then the rituals begin again." I just really hope for the sake of the people doing them, that it's a different group every time. Drinking a bottle of oil is bad. But having to do it again and again? Everyone would be in Depends. No wonder It can't escape without stepping in a deep load of crap all the way around like a moat!

[@Googleuser-iy2bi]

uhhh so we just gonna skip the EATING A BABY EVERYTIME I swear that could kill you

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

@@Googleuser-iy2bi Eh. They cook it. I'm sure they'll be fine.

[@efnfen]

castration, baby-eating, a middle school play and secret santa not dumb at all

[@hernanpizarro8383]

efnfen this SCP is very controversial among the fans of the foundation because of the ludicrous containment procedures it takes to keep it contained. To some people it's just lazy writing, others consider it brilliant, it depends on how you see it.

[@hernanpizarro8383]

Some people also says that what keeps The Deer contained isn't the rituals, but the belief of everyone else that the rituals work.

[@TheWavyCake]

It’s just seems weird and random just for the sake of “oh look how sacred and sacrificial the scp is”

[@efnfen]

Some things are objectively dumb.

[@absoutezeo2126]

@@efnfen no u

[@ethanhudson2009]

I love that you’re not just reading the files but giving a more abridged version of the scp

[@jravage77]

He's a deer because Elean Kings would sacrifice to him (as Kronos) during their spring equinox, Elaphios or the month " Of the Deer."

[@riobanana5948]

"November 27th 2011" 'Ah yes my 12th birthday this thing came'

[@TheSimmr001]

happy 19th btw

[@riobanana5948]

@@TheSimmr001 thank you but I was born in 99

[@TheSimmr001]

@@riobanana5948 ah, so happy 20th then :)

[@rx_rajnortheast2389]

You will be 21 soon happy clubbing of course if the world doesn't end before November and all

[@hansorsic7387]

happy soon to be 21st birthday

[@WeaponXSigma]

Methinks the reason why it didn't breach containment is due to it being amused by them thinking the ritual worked. The moment it gets bored enough to breach containment, all hell will break loose. Also didn't Dr Bright try to put a saddle on that SCP?

[@marcusrauch4223]

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried and even was successful.

[@vikkimcdonough6153]

I wonder what would happen if Deer Saturn got hit by SCP-963...

[@haterreplicator4868]

Ah, the 'Molecule Man' of the SCP Universe.

[@thorshammer7883]

Hater Replicator Luckily not as powerful.

[@ashnbryan1]

Deer. Molecule Deer

[@jeffreymoffitt4070]

Not nearly as powerful. Molecule man is multiversal.

[@chaotixthefox]

This is very likely not the full extent of its powers.

[@noahdaglio9362]

I feel like the foundation should have a site dedicated growing artificial humans for the specific use of containing 2835. I have no doubt they could with amount of advanced tech they have access too.

[@thebighurt2495]

You mean like.... SCP-2000?

[@GonzaloAPH]

I love coming back to these old-fashioned SCP articles. Nowadays, most articles are just short-stories that start with a "Containment Protocol".

[@ApollyonEllie]

SCP-2845 vs King Crimson They both "just work" now they will just break

[@Patchess]

2845 wins, diavolo dies

[@ivansaniel1659]

Holy (redacted) its a jojo reference!

[@nolanlee2543]

When everybody talking about how late it is but you live in South Korea, and it’s the perfect time.

[@NeroCM]

Wait, hold on a second here... This deer was a fragment of a comet. A fricking single fragment. so... what was the comet?

[@FootballFTW_92]

Kratos: you will perish 2845: no I don’t think I will Kratos: chugs olive oil 2845: oh my god well shit

[@Danothyus1]

when i heard about this scp for the first time, i thought this was a really bad scp just trying to be overcomplicated without any explanation, but after you showing the relation of this scp with saturn and uranus legend, i can see this scp is far better than i expected. I still think it should give a better idea this might correlate with a roman god.

[@RoxlyReborn]

Hehe...uranus

[@None38389]

I personally like how completely incomprehensible it is just like how a proper cosmic horror should be, and the mythical references kind of grounded it a bit and makes it lose some magic, which I didn't like.

[@rangevipercobra436]

What is Strike down the moon? more important what was the rest of that asteroid?

[@justas423]

A BALL OF DEER GODS. Strike down the moon might be launching the fucking moon at this thing

[@lordporpoise8761]

@@justas423 figured that would be called 'thanos protocol' XD

[@DracoMagnius]

@@justas423 Well considering it might be Saturn perhaps Strike Down the Moon involves destroying Saturn's 7 Moons and seeing what effect that has on the being. As for the asteroid maybe it's like Aku in Samurai Jack. The Asteroid was the entire being which avoided us and we got a small, but powerful fragment of it.

[@ns0557212]

The asteroid was most likely debris the god had accumulated over the millennia it was going thru space. It probably got nearest to its mother gaia and woke up from hibernation. I think the deer by the way is a embodiment of the original Saturnalia feast Before it was called that even. The beginning concept of the idea for that God. Lastly strike down the moon sounds like a literal breaking of its moons on its ring and seeing the effect on the animal god or breaking one of Saturn's moons and see if it weakens it.

[@void5985]

@@lordporpoise8761 Nice one XD

[@mercury4283]

I thought he was gonna say “how do you contain a deer”

[@RellatheFella]

"Hey, Dan! We're gonna need you for the show today. Y'know, gotta keep these gods busy." "Yeah sure, boss." *whispers to another person* "Prepare the sickle."

[@dwrbh906]

All this for the sake of a pun

[@justas423]

What's the pun?

[@ThomasBD]

@@justas423 Oh DEER GOD, did you really didn't get it?

[@dokuganryu1565]

*sigh*

[@umber6937]

@@justas423 The pun is a bit to explain, TL;DR, it's about a Teal Deer

[@doublesystem9790]

"The castration of uranus"

[@Chopthemonions]

“Strike down the moon”... what is this. I want to know

[@alexwride886]

So they're just convincing the God that it is Christmas

[@K.D.Meyers]

Idk what you do in your family Christmas

[@dannylamb456]

Ancient Roman Christmas, to be exact

[@shrimpyshrimp2243]

When I heard the castration of the D-class, I immediately knew this SCP was connected to Kronos

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

Castration of a D class. He sure lost his D

[@jackgrufferty5408]

And the bollocks being put in salt water, im surpries that no extremely beautiful women burst out of the seafoam though

[@B4umkuchen]

excellent explanation of a very convoluted SCP.

[@Janzer_]

replace convoluted with stupid

[@ultrafaroecunt6014]

Idk about you guys but it's 4am and it having a face is freakin me out

[@ianjarlego4092]

Check the Deer god in Princess Mononoke

[@nukeflower.1759]

It looks cute

[@suicidaldeer9240]

When an SCP is so powerful the GOC and Foundation has to team up to take it

[@malonehardwud4660]

He not trapped yall worshipping him, a sacrifice is sacred and all Gods wanna be worshiped

[@shereehi5539]

Exactly

[@shadowwalker3147]

This is not one of those gods, this one is more of a force then a sapient being

[@zigzakz]

Saturn was technicaly a titan not a god, just saying. It doesn't matter that much though.

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

Well in some versions the Titans are gods of time

[@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998]

I'd say titan is a category of gods or a word for gigantic gods. Other than size they don't differ much

[@crabs632]

Titans are just thicc gods

[@uteriel282]

the titans are just the greek versions of the roman gods.

[@kziila0244]

Titans are just a subclass.

[@perryunicorn1538]

weird I thought the deer was a representation of the norse deer god...the one that sits at the roots of the great tree

[@TheExploringSeries]

That's actually four deer that eat the leaves or foliage of the world tree.

[@jackpollard550]

I’ve never heard of these deer - sources, please. Not to be a snarky dick about it, but because I actually want to learn. I know of the eagle on the canopy, and the snakes at the bottom, and the shit-talking squirrel, but I’ve never heard of these deer.

[@joshuafogg6600]

Lawrence Of Vocelli’s The "corpse-swallower"; actually unnamed - the eagle (sometimes a bird-dragon hybrid) Vedrfölnir - the hawk that sits between the eyes of the eagle Ratatoskr - the messenger squirrel, and the antagonizer between the "corpse-swallower" and Nídhögg Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr, and Durathrôr - the four stags of the cardinal directions, respectively Nídhögg - the serpent/dragon that chews on Yggdrasil's roots

[@perryunicorn1538]

Xerneas is based on it so I assumed the deer god from here was like him@@TheExploringSeries

[@astolenusername7675]

Lawrence Of Vocelli’s jormungundr is a scp

[@ar4imond]

The ceremonies performed to contain this god are so hardcore even Chtulhu himself would be scared of humans.

[@humanname6534]

KZbinr: "Hi guys, today we're going to do a simple tutorial..." The tutorial:

[@silverhogosha8796]

Dude you're seriously my favorite narrarator for these types of things because you add your own input and thought into it rather than just reading straight from text the whole way through.

[@witherwolf3316]

The SCP Foundation need a Slingshot program, you know, to launch these keter classes out of atmosphere?

[@kziila0244]

That thing already came from space and you want to send it back to its home turf?

[@witherwolf3316]

@@kziila0244 At least it isn't here

[@ragg232]

I can definitely see the elements of lovecraftian horror in the Deer's lore.

[@zoecal3057]

D-Class: Drink a whole olive oil bottle The Deer: I fear no man but that, that scares me

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

8:34 makes me wonder if like there's a sign up sheet in the foundation where if you want to be castrated you can sign it and bam not only will it be free You also get to see deer god

[@Huy-G-Le]

SCP: exist Scp Foundation: *i gonna trap your entire life* Scp God: I gonna stop you right there. Scp Foundation: dividend over complicate procedures. Scp Gods: What da (Redacted) ...!!???

[@jinx5349]

Turns out it was Rudolph the red nose rain deer. And the reason Santa has stopped coming is because the Foundation has captured his lead deer.

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

Protocol: shoot down the moon I want to know what that entails