Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-7503 - Sacrum Humanum Imperium

[@gremlin2550]

"I'm doing less SCP stuff, and will be doing more 40k videos." Checks out, no lies detected.

[@ryanmatthews3609]

hope he'll make an April fool video on jinx the loose cannon next year

[@johnfrancis3203]

​@@ryanmatthews3609Jinx?

[@ryanmatthews3609]

@@johnfrancis3203 yes jinx as in jinx the loose cannon

[@zapan9643]

@@ryanmatthews3609 wtf is a jinx loose cannon?...

[@zapan9643]

@@ryanmatthews3609 wtf is that cringy shit

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

I like how you can just reuse 40k artwork for this SCP and still be appropriate "Pope-Emperor of Mankind" I died. I rate this SCP a 40000/10

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Yes, how original... won't be long they'll get a Holied Lord of Bio-Creation or whatnot.

[@Zaohaga]

Need 682 as a chaos lord 😂

[@physics_hacker]

@@michaelandreipalon359 Probably a powerful Karcist, maybe someone new similar to Ion. There's already a decent amount of Church of the Broken God stuff mixed in here too so it would make sense.

[@mb_craft8454]

​@@Zaohaga beast of nurgle

[@asmodahlia]

Crossover episode!

[@samueltrusik3251]

Now, yes, this is clearly a WH40k SCP, but I got genuinely invested in the catholic story.

[@riccardocolonna3322]

And an Halo one too

[@VigilanteNighthawk]

In fairness, WH40K is basically the Middle Ages in space

[@majorgrubert5887]

If you dig catholic future space faring sci fiction then check out The Hyperion Cantos! Once you get to book three in the four book series catholicism envelopes the entire galaxy in this future and they have a way to resurrect followers by some AI biological engineered parasites that are shaped like a cross…. Ok ok ok sounds like a lot but it’s really awesome!

[@tanquexplosivoQQQQ]

all hail the human man-peror of humanity

[@marcovalentini863]

​@@VigilanteNighthawkNo, Warhammer 40k is the very wrong and popular perception of the middle ages but in space

[@darkninjacorporation]

Someone really took the “Can the Foundation defeat the Imperium of Man?” video to heart

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

I know right? 33% success rate...not bad 😅👍

[@jimflores9098]

@@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 especially given its a conventional war most of the time, literally just spam guardsmen.

[@davidlahaye1202]

@@jimflores9098 Ah yes an endless supply of willing D-Class

[@AndrewPong]

A galaxy wide crusade against the second hytoth is nuts

[@michaelandreipalon359]

And yet, Multiverse Theory naturally makes it so.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

What does Hytoth mean?

[@SodiusMax]

​@@vladtheimpaler9577it's a whole-ass rabbit hole, but the extremely TL;DR version is it's a church that uses willing blood worship to fuel a god (used to be seven) to hold back the spoopy spaghetti monsters from outside of reality. Spoiler alert: 1st Hytoth lost.

[@Siegmernes]

​@@vladtheimpaler9577Pretty much what Sodius Max said. I recommend "The star the hateful" by the exploring series for a good look :)

[@randomarcgunner4543]

@@michaelandreipalon359 Not really, there is an infinite amount of numbers between one and two but four point five isn't one of them.

[@drive_6665]

The Buddha empire of mankind is such a hilarious concept for me, I love it

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

Pope-Emperor of Mankind: We've come to save you Other Earths: Horray it's the Catholic Church! Pope-Emperor of Mankind: *FROM YOURSELVES* Other Earths: Oh no it's the Catholic Church

[@michaelandreipalon359]

TFS Abridged stuff. Gotta love 'em. Needs more Monster and Vampire Hunter D though. Plus, Kingdom Under Fire.

[@siqueiravb]

Hellsing Abridged... I see you are a man of culture as well...

[@kadehowells2136]

Completely Based Comment Verified

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

Do you think they have catholic ninjas too?

[@michaeldayman682]

​@@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950they have nun.

[@RaeontheLeft]

This was a pretty cool way of bringing 40K into SCP while keeping it unique

[@L1qu1d-2qu1d]

Doing their best to make it different enough to keep gw off their back

[@RaeontheLeft]

@@L1qu1d-2qu1d GM's legal team is scarier then anything from the 40K universe lmao

[@Nobody32990]

@@RaeontheLeft Ironic considering how many lifted elements from other stories there are in 40k. I guess that's what greed can do to a mofo.

[@SlimeBlueMS]

*rips off entirety of a franchise* Unique af

[@RaeontheLeft]

@@SlimeBlueMS They only thing that is the same is the Religious Xenophobic Supremacy Empire, The God Empire, and Power Armor, which 40K stole from other thing so don't even when you don't know

[@RevokFarthis]

I read that title 8 times, and it wasn't until I actually heard the first few lines of dialogue that I finally made the connection that this was an SCP and not a deep dive on obscure 40k lore.

[@justicebinder6544]

Same lmao

[@OljeiKhan]

*eight* times? (Cocks bolter) Why eight specifically?

[@Ranmus]

Oh damn, they found Fyodor's chair!

[@petestaley7903]

Were there any sandpaper cigarettes?

[@ryanlozano9086]

Who?

[@Ranmus]

@petestaley7903 Several, wonder where's our raspy angel on high?

[@rileygladue3979]

@@petestaley7903 No someone forgot to get them

[@maxy1172]

Dicks out for Dominique he is in the star child's arms now

[@Iggi-mv2ux]

Just yesterday I was wondering what an SCP / 40K crossover would be like... How… Anomalous.

[@21eeveevulpix]

... Yeah... yeah this is just SCP Warhammer and I'm not going to lie, it's really damn well done.

[@solarchos4352]

Can't wait to hear how the SCP Foundation tries to explain the Chaos Gods!

[@nikpapado9785]

"So we threw some D class into the...."

[@swordswinger395]

Scarlet king is khorne, Sarkics are blessed by nurgle, daevites worship tzeench, and hell, let's give Dr wondertainment to slaanesh.

[@kamiwriterleonardo6345]

​@@swordswinger395Wondertainment fits more with Cegorach tbh

[@derstein3368]

​@@swordswinger395 Unfortunatly for your analogie Daevites worship the Scarlet king, so it doesnt fully make sense

[@solarchos4352]

@@swordswinger395 Actually, the Scarlet King might have more in common with the Dark King.

[@Necroid9001]

It'd be interesting to get the perspective of the living Space Marine model SCP on this alternate Imperium of Man.

[@Necroid9001]

@EddiePGRPlayer420 🤖

[@herbertmoon998]

Kaldor Draigo is pretty much 40ks own version of an scp as well, and he too has a beard

[@maxy1172]

he also provided the hams

[@proud_emmerian6510]

Have you ever eaten a _tangerine_ ?

[@maxy1172]

@@proud_emmerian6510 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE

[@koraegi]

​@@proud_emmerian6510no *sun*

[@bigdaddy_bo6741]

"Would YOU like to TRY ONE?!?!?!"

[@LittleCrowYT]

"I've heard that one before" "what do you mean? It's brand new"

[@jackknight1899]

SCP Foundation, meet, The Sacrum Humanum Imperium Foundation: "Nice to meet you, will you have some tea with us in this chamber?" Imperium: "What is...nice?"

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

Heresy!

[@gustavakerman2566]

Nice is the feeling you get when burning a heretic in holy fire, and/or sacrificing yourself for the God-Emperor of Mankind

[@ruileite2634]

Me seeing the thumbnail: "It's Warhammer 40K!" Me listening to the video: "It's STEAMPUNK Warhammer 40K!!!"

[@mattrodriguez6130]

This is beautiful. Two of my favorite universes coming together in one, articulate SCP file.

[@NoName_MQL]

Indeed! Hope there will be more wh40k-related/inspired stuff in the future

[@brandongriffey9474]

We are once again blessed by the scp master the exploring series. We give thanks

[@ohheck6473]

Still reeling at this awesome line “humanity is in a superposition between sin and grace”

[@Hugh_Amungus]

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, THE EXPLORING SERIES DELIVERS!

[@runajain5773]

You pope protect

[@markointhesky]

the "pope emperor of mankind" felt a bit on the nose, but it definitely got me back in the second half

[@Fulgrim2]

The reuse of 40k art is pretty funny and now that I remember, SG1 had a few multiverse episodes in its run.

[@ingogarz4879]

Next SCP document is about an epic battle between the SCP Foundation and GW lawyers

[@DeathWatchChampion]

This "imperium" you speak of sounds glorious

[@rodneypayne4827]

Ave Imperitor, in gloria in excelsis Terra.

[@proud_emmerian6510]

My faith is my shield

[@teremleonheart3776]

My warp eye is furrowing questionably at this anomaly of a vibe crossover.

[@MisterDTwenty]

This madman still putting out more great content after blessing us all October, what a champion

[@paulneem3288]

“Emperor be praised(?)”

[@phillipmitchell2254]

I'd love to see this turn into a sub-continuity

[@cyraxcyanide]

Boy do I have good news for you

[@matthewparker5277]

@@cyraxcyanide well don't leave us hanging, what's the good news?

[@Johnathan-swift]

@@cyraxcyanidecmon what is it

[@HaydenHero]

@@matthewparker5277this SCP is a take on Warhammer 40K’s Universe discovering the SCP Universe. The amount of lore in 40K makes SCP look like a sub continuity lol

[@ghostlyninja125]

I cannot overstate just how much your videos are helping me through one of the hardest times in my life. Your delivery of lore is artful, you have a complete mastery of your craft. It completely immerses me in the topic at hand, and for me becomes a much needed escape from reality. I usually play these at night to calm myself so i can sleep, and is the only thing that stops me from having the dreams i suffer with. Never think what you do isn’t valuable to people, or doesn’t give anything to society, or that it isn’t meaningful. Even if you don’t do this meaning to help people, you have, by creating what can only be called art.

[@AlterXephon]

step 1: determine the warp out point of the invaders (we have the ship that did it once already) step 2: place 5000 thermonuclear weapons in a 100km cube of that point (mix in some other ordnance for funsies) step 3: wait for invaders (at a safe distance, radiation will be deadly) step 4: detonate all weapons at warp (sun glasses recommended) step 5: eat popcorn as the heat the inner core of a M-class star x5000 vaporizes invaders (100,000,000 degrees x5000 = baked catholic) step 6: repeat (not needing to manufacture the missile and just a mine would be easy)

[@eg_manifest510]

7:20 gotta love me some Second Hytoth Church shenaniganery. Always coming in clutch to save the universe

[@Zamblebobbler]

Damn just checked the playlist for my nightly listen and this is the 300th video on there. Crazy how you've made so many. Keep up the great work 😊

[@CallsignJaws]

Brother, you speak of great things. An Inquisitor, would love to speak with you about your stories.

[@KrawmKruach]

This video better get 40k likes else the inquisition will come a knocking.

[@aliveandwellinisrael2507]

Oh okay, it's an SCP *and* 40K week this time. Sure can't complain about that.

[@jerodinges7781]

Just as I thought it couldn't be more metal, mummy mech Budda with a gatling gun enters the scene

[@l-x-10]

Considering the fact SCP-3973 is a thing the foundation can just rig all the damage rolls on SCP-7503-2s and call it a day.

[@flamingcowjuice4918]

With the mentions of cycles of guilt near the end it just reminded me of E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy (witch btw is a great game if you love 40k you'll love it). Don't really have any deep connection between this scp and eye but someone smarter than me probably could find one.

[@mischake]

After your announcement about warhammer i knew we'd see content about both topics. I didn't think it be at the same time. Excellent article truly

[@chrismcgrath7377]

How lucky for you, with your current themes of scp and warhammer 40k, that a warhammer like scp drops. Love your content.

[@sedmoment7269]

So basically the Imperium of Man but not surrounded by millions of enemies.

[@mprojekt72]

LOL! This was an epic narration. Warhammer 40K's Imperium of Man, if it were in the setting of SCP and sanitized of Games Workshop IP.

[@OskarHowell99]

My favourite example of a multi universe crossover is when Sheogorath showed up for some reason and beat the snot out of that demon or whatever

[@ashrog82]

At the beginning: Hmmm, seems like this might be inspired by 40k. At the halfway point: This is literally just 40k.

[@carolynallisee2463]

I got about 6 min in, and thought to myself "SCP Foundation meets Warhammer 40K!" So I guess that whilst it isn't an actual mashup of the two, this is as close as we can get!

[@cossakrose]

Actual Catholics: "That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!!"

[@vel0xraperio]

Maybe not, but that list of Centurii and their patron saints was kinda awesome. "Saint Cyprianus the Full Metal Preacher" jumped right out at me.

[@Zeal_Faith_Humanity]

Look up warrior bishops. The aesthetics are based on real history.

[@andrewk9345]

I legit thought this was a 40k video right up until I started listening to it and he said "SCP" and it still took my brain a couple seconds to catch up... Guess I need more coffee this morning lol

[@quicksilvertongue3248]

Imagine being a desk jockey at a Foundation site whose job is to go through the database and select a curated handful of documents that you can share with the Chaos Apostates who you're holding as guests in order to gather intel on the SHI in their universe. You have to tell Julis enough that he knows what memetics are, without actually subjecting him to any, or otherwise compromising Foundation security in the event that he re-indoctrinates or otherwise becomes a security risk.

[@ThompsonGrey]

I was legitimately surprised when they said it was the Second Hytoth that opposed them. Nonone ever expects the fifthtist inquisition i guess

[@quicksilvertongue3248]

The CotSH isn't remotely fifthist, but I enjoyed your joke.

[@salteddawgg9430]

2am boys, time for another round of “what strange SCP will I be falling asleep to tonight “

[@savingsysiphus3997]

Go hard like me, and begin the oh shit there's the sun club.

[@slavcity406]

Im east coast so i have to wait till like 4-5 am :(

[@savingsysiphus3997]

@@slavcity406 I'm midwest. It's an hour later for me.

[@M33f3r]

This is a really great take on the idea of the holy imperium

[@RiffSilverthe1andonly]

Gotta give props to this article for making the MTF good enough to stop a titan

[@joshward2868]

I audibly chuckled when the “13th Reserve Legion” was mentioned. Because of course it would be the 13th Legion. 😂😂😂

[@bluecook4635]

I love your videos, I usually don’t like podcast type media but yours are different to me

[@nazgullinux6601]

This channel does no such garbage as podcasts. Not even close to it. This guy is a master storyteller and nothing short of a legend of the SCP universe. Address him properly peasant!!

[@opheliajaywrites]

I squawked out loud at multiple points. ‘The gray knights of our saint in hell’ indeed, I hear his beard is full of tiny men. The mushroom copypasta at the end broke me out of immersion, though

[@Monte_Carlo451]

You didnt expect the HORIZON INQUISITION!

[@jefferyaubuchon1755]

Multiverse Foundation Alliances!!!! I WANT TO SEE THESE STORIES...

[@highlordxeleth]

40k Imperium but with killer Buddha mechs sounds lit

[@The0Stroy]

Sends them active piece of SCP-610 (or some other Sarkic anomalies) with note: "You think you really seen 'sin of flesh'?"

[@JohnPatrickCarroll]

[in the Exploring Series' awesome voice] SCP-000- The Exploring Series. The Exploring Series is an SCP Anomaly that continues to do amazing things and anomalously, and seemingly effortlessly, combines the SCP universe with the Imperium Of Man, thus generating the Story-tellicus Adeptus Entertainment Perfectus Adeptus energy field, and makes my day awesome! Thanks!!! (the crossover I didn't know I needed, and now I can't live without).

[@Т1000-м1и]

"The Pope Emperor of Mankind" What am I watching

[@stargazingskeleton5917]

Blessed with an SCP? Hell yes! Thank you TES for this wonderful presentation! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@hermanmunster1054]

I do think you may have misunderstood the point of the altered procedure. I think the idea is that by starting a Buddhist imperium there will come a point where the two imperium meet. At that point it would be a matter of two nearly equal multiversal forces battling each other.

[@sharksgrr]

week after week u make it easy to get up on monday!!! tysm for your hard work and amazing content

[@Eldagusto]

Love this SCP, lot of references and not just to warhammer. Saint Dumas was a Batman reference, it was the Order Azrael belonged to.

[@Site_42]

Listen. I saw the picture of SCP-7503, and all I can say is: I hope I leave as glamorous a skeleton. -Dr. Sherman🖊️

[@1noduncle]

If the emperor had a speech to text device

[@tesla_autopilot]

As a Catholic, I just wanted to put on the record that SCP-7503's belief that the flesh is inherently evil is an actual heresy called Gnosticism.

[@roguefox4308]

I get the feeling you really enjoyed doing this one, getting to combine your popular SCP content with the 40k content you really enjoy doing as well. It was a fantastic read (or listen haha), always love listening to you go through "exploration logs" and variations of.

[@Kankan_Mahadi]

*Hail Nurgle~* Also, imagine the Emperor of Mankind trying to kill the Dalai Lama!

[@Mondy667]

Finally I was waiting for someone to narrate this

[@kelvinferreira3767]

This one should've started with the Bhuddist version. Honestly. Despite the SCP being rather formulaic, the video was wonderful, as usual.

[@kenpanderz]

its the crossover we all shouldve expected on this channel

[@dickysatria7268]

Thats just Fyodor Karamazov , minus his best boy Dominique 'sandpaper cigar enthusiast'

[@MWH12085]

I had an idea for making one of The Lost Primarchs an SCP. One if them apparently had a warp jump go wrong and those can spit you out just about anywhere in time.

[@smoore6461]

A 40k SCP is a pretty cool idea! well written SCP. Love the 40k artwork as well.

[@albinostorm]

Cycles of Guilt are not to be broken. For that is the Eternal Return of the Son of Man. This weird dream again, deja vu

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Wow, they really knew what they were doing writing this one

[@julianstone1192]

This title sounds like it be a TES crossover SCP*40k that would be awesome, wait you did do that 😂, can’t wait to listen to this later, you seriously help me sleep dude, you should do some ASMR you would be so good at that honestly

[@rrtt1]

Everyone talking anout 40k but.im seeing very specific references to EYE Devine Cybermancy, which itself was heabily inspired by 40k. Hope maybe we see some Exploring on that game!

[@Shythalia]

Salute to this author for literally making the 40k Imperium vs SCP Foundation canon but with a small twist.

[@Leto_Atreides_]

I like to think all the 40k videos were leading up to this, epic story dude

[@riccardocolonna3322]

This should be named SCP- 40117

[@iamdigory]

Once you put 40k and scp together the next step is to play with how they each have a different king in yellow

[@SeanCrosser]

I'm intrigued to learn what a Chaos Undivided, maybe Word Bearer chaplain would think about Fifthism They already know of 4 gods, each with their own plots, blessings, and most importantly: sacred mumber. Fifthism feels like it'll... open some eyes in a 40k person

[@The0Stroy]

Well... Emperor = Fifth God...

[@deadpool3982]

There are more than 4 Chaos Gods, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch and Slaanesh are just considered the 4 major Chaos gods… …except that isn’t entirely true, there is a 5th major Chaos god called Malice

[@Nudhul]

​@@deadpool3982thought malice was retconned out of existence

[@deadpool3982]

@@Nudhul I thought that was just Malal due to problems with creators so they made Malice as a similar but legally distinct replacement, but could be wrong

[@warriorscholar41]

Nobody expects the Horizon Inquisition!

[@Т1000-м1и]

So from my very vague understanding, the Horizon Inquistition fits the role of the Sisters order or smth (Its a thing that just fits too perfectly for me, and Im still at the point when its just mentioned so idk)

[@frankieh]

Got a real long good chuckle out of this one.

[@sacredfire536]

man these SCP writers are so incredibly talented and creative. this shit is so wild, and so interesting.

[@darcydreaming6931]

Hehe, I got the notification for this literally right after I'd finished rewatching your Wandsmen video

[@matthewsisco102]

the spc foundation on the side of pappa nurgle sounds legit to me.

[@balta7644]

Best thing to get on a Monday night

[@majorgrubert5887]

I’m not versed in the 40k lore however from what little I’ve heard that this SCP seems to be similar in ways unless it’s actually a melding of both ? …. That would be crazy! 👀 (I posted this before I finished listening to the entire thing 😅)

[@FlameForgedSoul]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...

[@ela-811]

Ayyye. 7503, the true Rebis of TES' SCP and W40k content uploads.

[@MrPink-qf1xi]

I wanna see more of this. I want to learn more about this universe.

[@DenethorDurrandir]

Very good take on SCP style 40k, great reading as usual.

[@skepticalmagos_101]

By the broken g.. ..i mean the omnissiah....

[@mattymayhem1232]

This is a wet dream for us who love SCP and Warhammer 40k lore!

[@NoName_MQL]

Fr 🗿