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[@lucasrankin1016]

Me: hears "Alice is 11" Also me: goes straight to the comment section

[@jadaguok5056]

Arty Lucas thanks I am not the only one

[@oleksandragayova5884]

I am Alice

[@oleksandragayova5884]

I am laughing

[@spidermansbffl]

Alice Will Be Stuck As An 11 Year Old Forever...

[@sandymaxwell6816]

Nobody: Little Georgia: ‘aNd i SAid yEY!’😂

[@teresasculli7550]

Hahaha! 😂

[@poppynorton4844]

😂

[@darryllord5520]

anb i saib yey

[@teresasculli7550]

WA LOLLLLL!!!!

[@hibaa5612]

Why am I laughing so much at her accent when she’s reading-

[@sarahfogale8854]

Same 😂

[@Janeyyyyyyyyyy]

YASS GIRLLLYYYYYYYYY Sorry

[@ForgottenCube7890]

Bc its so funny

[@l8fma]

I never saw a comment that is so true and hilarious

[@itz_isobelle8731]

@@Janeyyyyyyyyyy why did u say sorry???

[@davidfarrier2876]

No one: Not a soul: 7yr old Georgia: *it was filled with cocolile*

[@I_the_Taco]

my friend drowned in *cocolile*

[@lxvenderteaa3228]

Yum, cocolile 😋

[@_alyssaxx-3166]

Me and my beff frind ate coCOilD

[@mopbucket4307]

someone: yo bro bro that coco is lit 7 yo Georgia: CoCoLiLe!!!!!!!!!

[@Whatthesigmadude]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@justscrolling2126]

“Alice is 11” Me: Tell me something I don’t know

[@kai4435]

Alice is 11

[@Abby-om6qk]

Who remembers this They had a bog its name was bash ⚫ My cusin alic is 11⚫ And⚫⚫⚫ The skery gam⚫ Full stop ⚫

[@alannacalderaro6918]

alice is 11

[@brinleykaluga6468]

The more you know 😉🤣

[@jorgezarate7532]

aLicE iS elEveN :))

[@gaiapx487]

"I had two vita gummies today...I'm just hoping it wasn't testosterone." *OKAY THIS LITERALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD*

[@teresasculli7550]

I take vita gummies!

[@gaiapx487]

@@teresasculli7550 i used to haha XD

[@teresasculli7550]

@@gaiapx487 lol

[@Teddy-ue2tz]

I saw this as song as it said it lmao

[@havanaedwards4288]

Omg that was my fav line me and my friend light so hard that we had to change our pants

[@connaghforeal.gamer.3213]

Alice is 11. They gave her a magic computer 🖥 and she said YEY 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@allyartist2235]

A magic commeter

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

"Then Lily snacked it from me. I snacked it back" Literary genius

[@tlsshadow9426]

Lol 😂

[@rayyyyyyyyyyyyy13]

Georgia sounds like gru when she mimics her younger self

[@lilsebastian3362]

Rhianna Jade yes

[@shubhsethi2ndchannel88]

This dayum lmao is fun 👉#caslutnerd

[@christinafarrellsmith9455]

Yes she sound like gru 🙊🙉🙈🤓

[@leanncherry2331]

true

[@gracee7067]

YASSSS

[@annabelleboyd7115]

"I bit in to the *nugets* " "Mmmmm, my farret chicken nugets" I DIEEEDDDD 😂😂😂

[@selena.ventura]

Annabelle Boyd Sameeeeee lol 😂

[@katherinawhite9803]

Same!!!!!!!

[@ameliafernando4511]

Annabelle Boyd 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@whoisameliaxx]

I was laughing my head off

[@hungry.hungry.hippos]

*NUGETS* my favourite food

[@Grace.C2]

*The dislikes are from Zara Lee's multiple KZbin accounts*

[@ava_aquar1us]

Lol

[@Louiselynch214]

OMG yes

[@Couchpotato-wi5is]

Yup totally true like soooo true 😂

[@The_Great_War13]

XD

[@Couchpotato-wi5is]

@@The_Great_War13 lol

[@masa0837]

I can’t even imagine how hard her teacher laughed while reading those 😂 I’m a fan by the way 💕💕😂

[@nicoletrace3385]

Me to

[@eadaoinomalley4966]

Me three 😂

[@eadaoinomalley4966]

Same

[@GFD880]

Me four

[@freyaallen6324]

Me five!

[@himanshurana3289]

Everyone: then a wild dog turns in to a wolf Aduicence: * No one claps* Georgia: then my dog turns into a broclli! Aducence: *claps*

[@maddiedavis959]

Himanshu Rana did u mean to spell audience wrong?

[@chickennugget1537]

*Audience

[@megmc.a]

No... Audience: CHEERS LIKE MAD!!!!!!

[@melissacreery9235]

Guys he’s just tryna fill the role of 5yr old Georgia

[@megmc.a]

I Slay Ooooh... right sorry 😐 that makes sense

[@meg_abnce]

Me: No one: 7 yer uld georgia: "it was fild with cocolile"

[@chrispeacock4857]

Queen Beach LMAO "ULD" 😂🤣

[@meg_abnce]

The "uld" was a joke lol HAHAHA

[@chrispeacock4857]

Queen Beach HOW I PRONOUNCED IT OUT LOUD I SOUND LIKE MY GRANDPA AHAHAJEHSJ IM DEAD 💀😂

[@S34NYBIZZ]

im guessing by your grammar mistakes that your user name is meant to be queen bitch?!!!?? Am i correct?

[@meg_abnce]

@@S34NYBIZZ lol nah HAHAHAHA

[@bazryourdad1598]

My dads just looking at me asking why I’m on the ground laughing

[@ianbougie5851]

Dads?

[@thatonespnfan6640]

@@ianbougie5851 they meant “dad’s” as in “dad is”

[@cutelilfroggygamer7946]

Georgia, "I'll save you for a rainy day," Australia, "Rain? We don't know her."

[@joeyphaahla]

That’s where ya wrong it rains like mad in some places!

[@jwilliams538]

Me in Australia : so hot Canadians :🥶

[@quantxms1632]

Person: do you want some chocolate? Me: it’s called *coco lile*

[@quantxms1632]

OMG OMG OMG GEORGIA! YOU GAVE ME A HEART!! I LOVE YOU!! ❤️❤️

[@somehowcheese639]

This is me after i went to the dentist

[@ppaasskkllhaddad9404]

like duh tell that person to Google it he,ll eventuely find it

[@marga8732]

Me, an intellectual: _cocolile_ . . .

[@stephhartigan8439]

@@quantxms1632 luckyy

[@ok-ve3th]

Nobody: Literally no one: Young Georgia: Alice is 11

[@zoehutchison8552]

Zoe H haha

[@summer_bry4681]

Wow

[@roblox-gamer-lachy7263]

Zoe H this made me laugh

[@avathomas7519]

👏👏👏 YES

[@pumpkinlatte3611]

Huh weird my name is Alice

[@Iwishiwasntactuallyreal]

“It was crispy” I died 😭😂

[@Ke1cie]

Young Georgia:“Sum times i play next door there are two little gels called sheby and brone” Her teacher for the year:”Georgia who is sheby and brone” Young Georgia: “my frands” Georgia’s teacher:”okay then”

[@your.fav.gem1ni]

Roses are red Cactus are prickly Oh my god That escalated quickly

[@paigekenna5818]

Smart ima Use this

[@cowbellzz]

LOVE THAT VOICE CRACK AHAHAH

[@danthedolphin9892]

lovely

[@kaitlynmcd1856]

Love your great vids Georgia Awesome 😊❤️

[@nala_timmy]

YAZ

[@meganthegamer3686]

Yzabel Tallada lol me too

[@Mia-wi6hw]

I love the voice to

[@jaylah1349]

Georgia: It’s SO hot in Australia!! Also Georgia: *has 3 candles lit in her room* 😌

[@eadaoinomalley4966]

I didn’t notice those until now

[@jaylah1349]

@Crīspÿ omg haha I don't even remember commenting that. 😂

[@summerwright5403]

haha good job for remembering

[@kylieschembri1416]

Australia is hot but I have 4 candles and I don’t know why

[@Randomthing12344]

😂

[@alissahardy3895]

7:08 "You can't Go WrOnG" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gooklor7976]

No one: Honestly no one: Everyone in the comments:does this

[@MinSinging]

Yep I was just thinking that

[@keiraedwards_]

Honestly though 😂

[@holliekeogh3418]

thank you im not the only one who thought this

[@malcomdavidson7748]

Who cares

[@elyzalex2271]

I was like haha yeah people do this a lot... then I scrolled

[@charrlezz]

me: *silently crying as she just donated all her money to a different found raising to safe koalas*

[@undadasea143]

Charlotte Boettjer why

[@estellesofiaryan]

those koalas will love you. They are already functionally extinct, meaning that they could become extinct very soon. Thank you so much again and bless you. - An Aussie

[@rachelokeeffe3295]

It was to save livestock and our lives from fires and the fires are close to me - i am an aussie

[@Zipesthemanokit]

Charlotte Boettjer found raising?

[@piperjanemartin6345]

*save*

[@marga8732]

Georgia: *"Cocolile"* . . . No one: --- Me: _And that, people is the part where I died…_ _of LAUGHTER!!!_ 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@RandomAstronaut626]

*Thats the day people learnt that laughter is dangerous...*

[@AnimationGeneration]

9:32 I DIED

[@hoped1368]

“ I didn’t think foetus Georgia would give me enough resources” but she delivered

[@Coreyisthatdude77]

fetus?

[@Coreyisthatdude77]

@@hoped1368 i am an Australian and i was never taught to write it like that

[@hoped1368]

kitty Jackson we are apart of the commonwealth so we spell it like that even my phone autocorrects it to foetus

[@Coreyisthatdude77]

@@hoped1368 ight i understand i also just checked it myself and i found i was wrong i am very sorry

[@miki5748]

Nope there is two ways to spell it guys, kinda like colour

[@user-cp2ho5ux3v]

No one: Literally No One: Georgia: tHe bRaCkE dIdN’t wOrCk

[@megansherriff1023]

What?

[@freya9345]

Its spelt brake

[@ldwyer262]

wHaT

[@ldwyer262]

NO ONE

[@user-cp2ho5ux3v]

@@freya9345 Whoops :\

[@dorischida]

Georgia: "She was the school's best booling" I could watch this over and over and I won't be bored lol

[@apartcap9995]

I can't with the voices Georgia puts on while reading. I was drinking and I spat my drink out all on my bed,she's just to funny I'm dead 🤣🤣

[@andreakatsaros7828]

someone needs to turn all these into a massive book

[@nathandeverick6370]

They do tho ngl

[@xoxoava198]

Fr

[@LuceTheGoose08]

Nobody: Literally no one: Georgia: “Alice is my cousin...” “And she’s 11...”

[@oce-_-qwerky8765]

love you Georgia

[@shitonme6653]

Wow I have a cousin named Alice who’s 11...

[@pearld____1260]

swear that every comment is now starting with "nobody: literally no one:" lmao

[@sillyserena3785]

I love you so much georgia you are my inspiration!

[@MegaMolina77]

Grandmas kitchen

[@geovannymora848]

"Shore" LMFAO @ 2:39

[@neiladcock2213]

When I watched this I laughed so hard I was crying😅😅😅😅😅😥 P.S love you georgia

[@tessellis1372]

When it say 43 seconds ago

[@keiraknight9803]

Tessie Bessie I thought that was a TikTok thing

[@meganlee1230]

Lol same

[@isabelledeacon4461]

@@keiraknight9803 hahahah yeah

[@preachta]

Minutes*

[@chloe._jen]

I am literally cracking up!🤪😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣

[@bookscandles686]

Watching back on these, I admire Georgia's patience to edit in every word for that specific timing, I get so impatient when I edit.👏🏻

[@alexherbert6949]

“Alice is my cousin by the way...” “she’s 11” Ffs 🤣🤣

[@claricehemon5933]

Lol

[@obamaswig6090]

The OGs would know 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@user-rh6lq5ld9l]

Nobody: Literally no one: Georgia: oh then her dog turned into broccoli.

[@mnichols7681]

Lol

[@sunny.x.clouds8710]

What???

[@madisonpitts3219]

Lol

[@s4m1c0nn3ll4n]

She’s funny a nice beautiful DONT YOU GET IT

[@himanshurana3289]

Lol and what the heaven

[@demonixrochelle3499]

Hi I'm a young Aussie living in Queensland and I would just like to say that you're such a good youtuber. I have only discovered you a few months ago but I really like your videos. I actually have family down where the fires were and just because it's over doesn't mean people aren't still suffering. Thank you so much for the message you sent out to help those animals and the people affected.

[@Wolfy282husky]

“ I had a *moth* full of *cips* “ 😔 Omg… no way 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@preppyeva4301]

Nobody: Literally no one: Young Georgia: ALice is 11

[@spidermansbffl]

Alice Will Forever Be 11

[@miskalkaseeh9605]

Eva Malthouse Alice is 11

[@aaforever1643]

Eva Malthouse you copied

[@Aya-kv1qx]

Great job copy

[@kai4435]

Hey did you know that, Alice is 11

[@alyssa6504]

Georgia: so let’s start reading More like translating the writing to English

[@shubhsethi2ndchannel88]

This guy lmao fun af 👉#caslutnerd

[@user-ur6ic8ny2r]

Is it just me or do I love Georgia’s intro Is just amazing I really love it :) 5:00 I use to do this when I’m scared to ask my parents or when I’m angry or there angry at me

[@lucy5839]

i've pretty much watched all your vids and you make everything worth watching and enjoyable, it's a georgia gift, thank you

[@katet7799]

No one: Literally no one: 7 year old Georgia: “i biT iNtO tHe NugEts oH tHatS anOthEr StoRy.” Thank you for the likes 😊

[@stanbtscowards874]

Kate Thompson 7 year old Georgia, two seconds later: *_NuGeTs_*

[@teddybearbeatxoxo1904]

LMAO "I need my *NuGets*

[@malcomdavidson7748]

Lol

[@lala-eg5uu]

Nobody: Litterally no one: Little Georgia: yAk sEAd mUm

[@taniyanevins1350]

Mum: what do you want for dinner Georgia: nudgets

[@ava_tennis1672]

0:01- Epic voice crack

[@geovannymora848]

"When you can't go wrong" @ 0:01 & 7:11

[@fenechfox3537]

4:42 was that tinny Georgia’s attempt to say “ they loooked like sick c*nts” She was born and raised true Aussie

[@gh0st1nq]

Once you hear it and see this it can't get out of your head :p

[@nityasreeharikrishnan9221]

"Old crap" back then I thought mine was absolutely gold 😂

[@erinbias8978]

She is truly a funny adult and definitely a future comedian I will watch her everyday😅

[@kaitlynj.7389]

These never fail to be absolutely hilarious! Thank you for continuing to make my day Georgia!! 😂❤

[@isisfilipek9397]

When she finished reading the first page everyone in my house was looking at my like I was crazy because I was laughing so HARD. *BTW I have watched this video three times

[@delilahshar3666]

same!

[@onedgemtbandfishing4656]

I've watched it 7 😂

[@user-hf9pq7em3g]

Sameeeee

[@paigesamuel7647]

Same, I’ve probably watched more tho, i watch all her vids so many times

[@fareehaahmed986]

GURLL I WATCHED IT MORE THAN 20 TIMES 😂😭😅

[@ET-xc2bn]

Nobody: Georgia’s Comment Section: *Everybody:*

[@FlutterShine]

Binged watched all of the series after work and crying my eyes out 😂😂😂

[@cutelilfroggygamer7946]

lets acknowledge the part when she edits her video very well at 8:26 XD

[@amierigney3409]

The voice crack 😂😂😂

[@annabee338]

last time i was this early georgia’s SVISTER had a BORFDAY PARTTIE

[@lenoremisosoup4107]

These are so precious and hilarious. The chips and nuggets poem had me DYING

[@82Evakarin]

Two things: 1: It’s impossible to watch this without laughing. 2: pause the video at anytime and enjoy the hilarious face 🤣🤣😂

[@samii8805]

It’s funny how my ex- best friends name is also Zarah-Lea

[@emmamilksgoatseveryday8185]

Weird

[@zara-te9qr]

My besties name right now is zahra-lea😂😭💀

[@benjaminnnnm6102]

Oh oof.what if thats.all the same.person

[@indianapoppy1525]

My cousin is named Zarah-Lea

[@zahrasparky6185]

P A S T E L B U N I my name is Zahra

[@Sara-kn1ef]

who else heard the name 'Alice' and immediately thought 'Alice is 11'

[@William.S.1976]

YES 😂

[@thathumancalledkitty5933]

yEs

[@jotimbs5594]

Me I have watched every single episode in a row

[@Amb.jane.c]

Why tho

[@cobrithecobra6818]

Me

[@TaureanTrish]

Your bloody hilarious Georgia and in the making of becoming a great stand-up comedian. Mark my words. :)

[@inisi_yt3249]

I NEED A PART 5 PLEASE

[@emilyhanna8017]

LOVE YOUUUU SO MUCHHHH BEEN WATCHING FOR AGES

[@isabelledeacon4461]

Same

[@spicyedits7712]

Little Georgia: “It WaS fIlLeD wItH cOcOlIe!”

[@izzyboo197]

“ Cya later, potato “ I love it so much!

[@tuggyboats7837]

Dear Georgia, I’m a 5th grader from California, that’s living in Australia, I’m going to be moving back to California in a few months and I just wish I could meet you or tell you that your such an amazing person helping me through my hard times of anxiety and depression, I love you like I know you and I appreciate your hard work ☺️😺

[@anna-kaya7892]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a single soul: No one in the universe: Comments:”AlIcE Is EleVEn”

[@somehowcheese639]

@VOLTRON LD *picks up book to see if she read that right*

[@hannahrafiq3279]

“my old... what should we call it... *crap* ”

[@rayyyyyyyyyyyyy13]

OH MY GOD THAT INTRO AND THE "HEY, HI, HELLO" JUST SENT ME STRAIGHT INTO THE PAST

[@alxx2094]

Can we all appreciate how strong Georgia is. She is so funny and provides entertainment for tons of people but she has grown up without a father.

[@sariwilson4659]

No one, literally no one ever: Young Georgia: It wAs CriSpY

[@jennykins]

If you love Georgia❤️ 👇🏻

[@russianspy2388]

I only liked it because your profile pic hahahaha excellent dude or woman im not sexiest

[@notaswiftie13]

69th like 😎

[@teresasculli7550]

@@russianspy2388 bhaha!

[@jennykins]

Scogoogle Maps lol thanks

[@lorifyed2232]

69 LIKES DONT CHANGE IT

[@isabelcarballo6183]

00:1 relatable voice cracks when ur in your middle school class room trying-to solve a hard math equation example 2+2 and your voice cracks saying the answer lmao! Luv u Georgia!

[@chloemaddison9819]

This is the best reading old diary video I've seen lol

[@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204]

"Alice is my cousin shes 11" Me: *dies* Thanks for all the likes

[@sandymaxwell6816]

*Alice is 11* *Alice is 11* *Alice is 11*

[@aleshiajade]

I don’t get this whole Alice is 11

[@harveyelse5203]

Me: trying to fall asleep watching your vids Georgia then says, the bRacKe diDn’T wOk Me then laughing my head off and then being wide awake

[@Nenei_]

Me to😂

[@elizabethhensley8090]

Me rn

[@jaylioconnor5646]

I love how when she is upset inside she stills put on her big girl pants just for us🥰😊she is just so kind a loving

[@nikkispy1885]

I’m dying. You know when you laugh so much you can’t breathe?! That’s me now 🤣

[@taylormoore654]

Tiny Georgia is her own Santa😂😂💕💕

[@xcreator126x8]

This whole video I was literally crying my eyes out. Georgia: It was filled with cocolile Me: Litterally dying with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bryanmirandy9335]

My name is Georgia👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👁️👄👁️😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk792]

SAME

[@jennifernexlon4562]

good to know you have a laughing problem

[@temureveiw]

NO NEED TO BE RUDE

[@jennifernexlon4562]

@@temureveiw NO NEED TO YELL

[@Won-young7350]

You are the only KZbinr I know that makes me laugh.When I watched this video and I burst out laughing and my family thought I was crazy. Love your vids!❤️

[@kateadaikina9513]

Georgia it’s been more than a few year but you are so funny, when you said that you full stop in the speak I loved it sooo much I am crying cause of that

[@annie-pr4ot]

Nobody: Literally no one: Not even a single soul: Georgia: She invits her self- W-wHy Do I sOuNd RuSsIaN?

[@ediemoore7712]

The chips poem is a masterpiece

[@kittyberkovitz1321]

Such a big fan! this is so funny I almost died of laughter! The part when she said bum bum on the slide I was Sweazy!😂

[@jorja1023]

Nobody: 7 year old Georgia: “ hiy my nam is lousy” 😂

[@oscarartemio]

*It was a normal day at lunch* The smart kid: That test was *Soooo* easy The dumb kid: No, it wasn't! Small Georgia: *You guy's want some cocolile?* Everyone: A what!? Small Georgia: *Some cocolile..?* Zara lee: *Laughs like a Cicon* everyone: okay......?

[@keira8198]

alice are you 11?

[@Milo_bar]

chicken strips lmao

[@MrEvans-xr9kf]

Alice Potato 😂😂😂

[@fareehaahmed986]

chicken strips no Im a cicon

[@oscarartemio]

Yes, I'm 11 People.

[@mariegillespie8456]

When she said :Goodafternoon, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shanayhalligan7986]

i legit love your voice when u say it u make me laugh lmao

[@imzgaming8307]

Georgia’s teachers must of been sick of Alice and how she was eleven Edit: thanks for all the likes I have never had this many tysm

[@tedddyfxith988]

Me: Georgia: Not even the comments: “She was the schools best booling”

[@moonie2947]

Yes booling

[@Breelarosa]

Oh yes a booling

[@Turtle-ml1mw]

“Cocolile” … I’m dying 😂

[@mia-we3lu]

Georgia: My Pa died when I was seven. Me: My Poppy died when I was four and I’m 23 and have a successful life with my horse that I love so much and my KZbin channel isn’t as big as urs but I have a good life and I don’t want to change it all I want is my poppy to be alive then I will be so happy. If I can have a great life and so can u everyone can do anything even if they lost someone special.

[@_grayday_4747]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Georgia: sHe Is eLeVeN

[@jaiden3082]

This comment is EVERYWHERE

[@scarlett9166]

Scarlet Frankland true! And we both have the same name🤣

[@heyimdaniel3635]

Lmao This is fun 👉#caslutnerd

[@st4rb0Oo0y]

Hi Georgia! My school is holding a non-uniform day on Australia's national holiday, the 27th of January, as well as a bake sale. All the money will be split between the red cross and the wild life fund to help Australia with the fires. Good luck!