EXPOSING your WILD confessions ... Y'all need your phones taken away ft. Xavier Martin

[@ronniesavage716]

Xavier needs his own channel for story times. I'm interested

[@courtreezy]

he has a channel!!! Check the description box :)

[@harleysttar]

@@courtreezy hey courtneyyyyyyyy

[@harleysttar]

@@courtreezy I’m subbing

[@lunarialoonatic]

He does! He’s so funny!!

[@karlilbbh]

@@courtreezy hi Courtney

[@boomboomwhoosh6556]

the energy she and Xavier has are immaculate. Great way to start my morning tbh.

[@lizzylol9247]

@ Girl bye no one wants to see those nasty ass old people having sex alright damn so annoying.

[@boomboomwhoosh6556]

@@lizzylol9247 LMFAOOOAOAD

[@itaintkamal]

@@lizzylol9247😭😭😭

[@boomboomwhoosh6556]

@@yourw6085 what.

[@soobinsdimples1655]

@@yourw6085 ok

[@abigailbarreno7705]

i LOVE how ppl confess shit so easily when its private but wont say it to the closes ppl

[@julesBrockingthat1999]

Like the audacity. These people need help!! 😅😅

[@Omiriona]

Well you're saying it to strangers you'll never meet, nor do they know your identity But again this is on KZbin and I would never say any of this on a video like bye

[@julesBrockingthat1999]

@WeGotBeef that’s what I mean why I’m the world would you even put it out there?! Even if no one will know it’s you?! I mean whatever floats your boat. 🤷‍♀️

[@Omiriona]

@@julesBrockingthat1999 especially the ones that had to do with like kinks and stuff and the fairy lights Like honey um 😟 Also the one who ate the crap out of the toilet out of curiosity WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOURSELF OUT THERE

[@Omiriona]

Ok reacting to rest of the vid, I stand by my case I'd never do this and say it aloud, nor would I put myself out there like that Help these people I'll buy therapy for them

[@summersiwinski4429]

They match each other’s energy so well, this video was so entertaining to watch 😂

[@jadorechiya]

@@Victoria-fu1ce no because the way you thought you ate this, like if you don't like his energy go. move along babes.

[@canyounotlookhere]

@@Victoria-fu1ce I did not find him as too much at all, I loved his energy

[@kyme1rahh]

@@Victoria-fu1ce you fully thought you ate

[@imgay5306]

@@Victoria-fu1ce you over here starvin

[@urluvxx]

@@Victoria-fu1ce you didn’t eat, you starved yourself for a week.

[@simplysweet3179]

“When your the best, you will have a hater.” -Courtney

[@kyngesssien3304]

Girl what😅

[@elevatedroots4558]

@@kyngesssien3304what?💀

[@EvilCatlol]

true

[@Claire-xc5ic]

at this point, she is one of the only youtubers that is actually exciting when they upload

[@potato1084]

I agree😂

[@adrictrlx]

@Yenta Elna 👍🏿 wtf

[@lowroar5127]

ikr, youtube is dry 😩

[@donutxloreo8354]

So true

[@boredom4475]

i agree

[@timitwoshoes]

the way these confessions always have me praying for the world. it’s giving euphoria 😳

[@lauratroy13]

Especially the my dad is gay bit reminded me of cal

[@KTBEverlasting]

I feel like some of these are fake and just sent to see her reactions which are hilarious. Or at least I'm hoping some of them are fake because bruh!

[@prieltheprune1302]

@@lauratroy13 do u know how many dl men are dating women?

[@potato1084]

@@KTBEverlasting I think so too 😭

[@SquishyTishy4Life]

I am PROUD to be a reezy!!!! I absolutely love your channel!!!! 🌸🌸🌸🤗🤗🤗

[@growwithjo]

I sipped every drop of this tea and died of laughter 😂😭 you two are hilarious

[@watchmyvideo2222]

@ girl did you have a stroke 😃

[@IAmSugarSweett]

@ r u on drugs😶‍🌫️

[@hoodiegirl4473]

@ tueh

[@shanzoni1200]

heeeey jo!!!

[@lizz6409]

@fairyvees move on with your day please no need for your nonsense

[@madelyn4063]

My mom made me watch a disturbing movie when I was 9. So- one night at around 1:00 in the morning, my mom caught my older sister talking to strangers on the internet and planning to meet up with them. She was seriously worried about her and took away most (if not all) of her privacy. She later went on to keep talking to the man at school. The teacher found out and told my mom. My mom then made me and all of my family watch the movie “Megan is missing” as a way of warning and scaring us.

[@alexiyt.]

wait, but what did you do? I only noticed that your older sister did something

[@rayne.storm.]

@@alexiyt. probably so they were aware of the dangers as well.

[@KUMO.E]

OMG 😭🙏

[@adorzai]

MEGAN ID MIDDING IS SCARY

[@hellome4527]

UMMMMM THE REAL WONDER FOR ME IS HOW YOU ARE STILL LIVING IF THAT WERE ME I WOULD GET BEATED SO HARD

[@yourmuse7]

Yall should straight up make a channel together coz yalls energy is immaculatee😩✋

[@MonstehDinosawr]

Need this

[@99chainz5]

THIS😍😍

[@aliyah.]

RIGHT

[@Michaelyeehaw]

FR 😩😈💦🥺😍👍

[@serentity.6125]

OMG YAS

[@dorisxchi]

The lashes sticking up at 4:04 is sending me, idk why 💀

[@jisung_iee]

LMAOAOAO

[@isabelcore]

💀💀💀

[@Angel5557]

How did I not notice that 😭✋🏼

[@mayasworld2792]

💀💀

[@whoasked4299]

Yooo hey Doris!!

[@sofiae7229]

My university had a whole scandal where a prof used the n word in class also using that bs “educational purposes” excuse and when people complained and called for her to be fired a group of about 30 other profs wrote and signed an open letter and petition supporting her and calling for the school to allow profs to use slurs while teaching class because otherwise it’s “infringing on academic freedom…” it was a whole mess. But at least it gave us a nice and neat list of whose classes to avoid taking if it’s possible with our program requirements 😭

[@rawfermews4186]

💀💀 the academic freedom to call black people slurs??? And minorities in general?? Hello?? 💀💀

[@SpideriMan]

What the fuck😭

[@Ronneyabey]

What university please

[@_starxoxo]

what’s the need to say the slur like why do they want to say it?? WHY😭😭

[@nataliav.d]

In my degree, English studies or English philology, we study, amongst other things, American literature and we read African American authors that use that word. I'm from a country where this word is not used because we speak a different language, but still, once, I heard a (white) guy saying it because of a song and I was shocked for a moment, I told him he couldn't use that word and he was confused because it was a song and he didn't really know the meaning of what he was saying. Nevertheless, in class we were reading "Sweat" by Zora Neale Hurston and the n word appears quite a lot. Our teacher said that she expected us to know what that word meant, that she was aware some people thought it could be used in an academic context, but that she was not going to say it, period. A guy started arguing that it was an academic context and that he should be allowed to say it or write it if it was needed, for academic purposes. The class was very quiet and the professor said she couldn't make him do someone he didn't want to (not saying the word in this case), but that he should respect her decision of not doing it. Then he wanted to read and I swear to you he said the n word with some kind of perverse satisfaction. I can understand that the majority of people in my country don't know about this, but he did and still decided to use it so fuck him, he's a stuck-up ass*** anyways, but I hope he suffers the consequences of things like this in the future.

[@heidi3959]

Just Imagine, Xavier, Ariyan , Doris and Courtreezy man that would be WILD.

[@anjali.rathore0]

And debsmikle

[@strxwberrypuff]

And deb😭😭

[@TaylorBrown-dt6il]

@@anjali.rathore0this was a year ago chill, deb wasn’t as popular last year

[@anjali.rathore0]

@@TaylorBrown-dt6il ok

[@Punk_777]

@@TaylorBrown-dt6il Xavier, Deb, and Court made a vid toghter

[@youropiniondoesntmatter7442]

She's an Icon, she's a legend...she IS the moment

[@urfavleo07]

Yes

[@sh3llie]

What is ur replies

[@beems9617]

@@sh3llie theyre really weird bots :(

[@Rainisgoofy]

Now come on now!

[@itsbrookeok]

fun fact: i went to school with xavier. we were both in choir. he’s a really wonderful person.

[@clarey3631]

could he sing?

[@itsbrookeok]

@@clarey3631 yes very well!! he posts covers on his youtube channel too

[@m00ndrxp]

@ This is spam and innapropriate. I'm reporting you.

[@itx.tay.23]

@@m00ndrxp it's a bot

[@honeyxbunz]

@ shut the f-

[@raitoboru1695]

Lets just talk about how perfect she is everyday

[@whoasked4299]

Right she be looking so nice 🥲

[@bye1546]

@@whoasked4299 ikr

[@thtboiicamm]

She's gotta point😮🤚🏾 *SHES AN I C O N,😌* *SHES A L E G E N D,👸🏾* *AND SHE IS T H E M O M E N T🤪*

[@ready4forthemoshpit]

@Flower shut up

[@aurolia]

speech

[@santusiahooplot7754]

The way Xavier jumped and then danced made me cry out of laughter and Courtney making a beat and just vibing 😂😂

[@annapruitt5546]

I think they should talk to their father first. Tell him that you know he’s having an affair and you’re gonna tell mom. Because mom deserves to have a faithful relationship and dad deserves to be open with his sexuality and be with who he actually wants to be with. It’s time to confront it and end the relationship

[@carolinpurayidom4570]

Depends but if I talk to him he would discourage so better do it before I chicken out

[@PGOuma]

It also allows him to come out by himself to his mom instead of you just outing him (even if it is for a reason)

[@mackienh805]

I agree! Talk to the dad first and then the mom. It might even be that he’s bisexual, the mom knows that he’s bisexual, and he’s just cheating. Shitty situation for everyone involved but I’d talk to the dad first and make it clear that no matter how that conversation goes, you’re going to your mom next either way. Also sucks bc there’s always the chance that the mom doesn’t believe their kid

[@thatb1h855]

i would give him an ultimatum like, if you don’t tell in x amount of days/weeks/etc im doing it, bc i don’t wanna get in the middle of that mess😭😭

[@ozzys3129]

I'm gay and I'd tell the mom right away without confronting the dad. The mom is getting exposed to STDS like any cheating scenario, so I'd tell, but especially since it is MLM she's at an even higher risk. If you wait for him to tell her she may be more willing to take him back by him saying "he can change it". I know quite a few relationships where this happened especially since they've been together for so long. The thing is you should never believe it because you cannot change it. 99% they have another affair planned or unplanned since they cannot control it. All it leads to is more heart break and usually with the other receiving a lifetime STD (like HIV for MLM or Herpes for WLW) if they didn't already. I'm not saying push him out of the closet, a spouse can be civilized about it and just tell others they split up because they never got along. It's a lot more common situation than what you think.

[@THEsalmonator_]

Damn I really enjoyed Xavier, he was cool. He should come on again.

[@Name-tn1zg]

He has his own channel

[@kazu-pu1tf]

On his channel they do some stuff

[@user-wv6vv2qw8d]

It's the stories😭😭!

[@melqniexo]

I agreee

[@samio6191]

Who is he though? Like where did he come from?

[@darlingdevil7412]

5:54 This SENT me 💀💀💀 I NEED friends like this, y’all energy is unmatched

[@lucixthedevil]

LMAO SAME GURLLLLLL THEY LIKE SIBLINGGGGSSS

[@SANNIE246]

LMAO YESS

[@totlicker]

Specifically 1:23 sent me to another universe lol

[@totlicker]

2:41 sent me to a black hole

[@cecizombiee6112]

@@totlicker had me dancing low-key though lmfaoooo

[@shurjoaunibar]

Okay but can we talk about how we need a "I'mma Ride for My Momma" single right this second

[@adyanuwu8690]

Yup also i set it as my alarm lol

[@periwinkles404]

we need it immediately

[@lowkeiboomin]

This combination of Courtney and Xavier is the best thing I've seen.

[@jasmine-hj2iy]

10 seconds in and the tea is already scorching

[@emmasch]

Right lmaoo

[@Dana-pn4pp]

NO BC FRR LIKE THE INTRO TOO

[@_Who_Am_I]

@@Dana-pn4pp fr lmao

[@wye0oon]

frrrr 💀

[@tomboy3756]

I’m loving Xavier’s energy, and I love Courtney’s energy, and your guy’s energy together, it’s like the best dynamic ever. You are amazing, your gorgeous. I love your videos, and never stop being you. :)

[@kc.21k]

*These shouldn’t be called confessions lol they’re down bad testimonies* 💀💀

[@radioactive_baby]

You want to see some really bad confessions. Ayydubs makes videos where she reads confessions and they are ridiculous. Sometimes people are literally admitting to murder. It's all anonymous too

[@naina4288]

LMFAO

[@Loonaurtheworld]

Bestie these are just the tip of the iceberg, try checking Ayydubs' videos on confessions

[@radioactive_baby]

@@Loonaurtheworld Fr

[@ifrahjama2215]

Haha more like plead the filth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neesha901]

The way she ACKNOWLEDGED the fact the word is rooted in racism... And still said it. Huh?!?!?!

[@tiffancy9088]

They always pronounce it so hard too. Like calm down, we get it. And of course everytime they said it the class looked at me, one of the two black people, like 👁👄👁

[@ya_done]

@@tiffancy9088 wow what the-

[@marho_ok5626]

@@tiffancy9088 Fax

[@hilow3130]

@@tiffancy9088 oh my goodness I'm so sorry.

[@HollyLookABird]

Apparently some teachers at my school said it when reading ‚of mice and men‘.. I get it’s in the text but that is messed up as hell bro

[@Lei-g7y]

Am I the only one that just love her energy like she makes me laugh ever time Ilhsm 💕 Edit:WOW I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT MUCH LIKES THAT FAST! TYYYSM

[@ohchip]

she be killin me 🤣💖

[@Thonyshongun]

Me too 😭

[@Lei-g7y]

@Grapevine Productions is that a good thing or?

[@slam.p]

@@Lei-g7y it depends

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@0-bee-0]

8:35 BRO THE FACT THEY HAD THE GUTS TO EMAIL YOU THAT?? 😭💀 WTH.. ITS FINE IF U THINK THEY LOOK PRETTY LIKE NORMALLY BUT HOT?? UR DONE

[@HaMiKa_13]

That was a Drake confession

[@I_dont_know_myself225]

​@@HaMiKa_13 Fr 💀✋

[@I_dont_know_myself225]

​@@HaMiKa_13 Fr 💀✋

[@AnnesiaHarry]

You and Xavier’s reactions are actually killing me 😭

[@isabelcore]

Me too 💀💀💀

[@user-ey7vl7gt6t]

right theyre so funny

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@myfishdrowned20]

I've been a reezy for a whole year now. My life has changed drastically and in a positive way. #becomeareezy 😍

[@myfishdrowned20]

@Flower shut up botussy

[@yzlox9]

Being a reezy got me a scholarship to oxford #becomeareezy

[@ketaminepoptarts]

being a reezy has made my room clean out and organize itself perfectly everyday

[@godsprincess8975]

Being a reezy made my skin clear up

[@unknownmoonchild9970]

Yasss being a reezy made me have time management

[@socialdistancingon8333]

The best way to deal with a toxically competitive person, would be to just shrug, and tell them they've won (doesn't matter if it's in the middle of an argument, or a board game, this strategy will work for ANY situation the toxic competition is happening). The sudden forfeit on your part will not just surprise them, but it will also yank the control they thought they had in the situation right out from under them. They no longer have the ability to prove they are superior, or even the winner. It may piss them off to no end, but, just declare it was a good game and give them the opportunity to shake on it. There is no compromising with a toxically competitive person.

[@lemonade_011]

They need a therapist and psychiatrist for sureee.

[@Name-tn1zg]

Wouldn’t that make them feel better though? I still don’t understand how they’re gonna feel bad

[@socialdistancingon8333]

@@Name-tn1zg I actually answered that question in the original post...

[@Name-tn1zg]

@@socialdistancingon8333 ik but I still don’t get it

[@Name-tn1zg]

@@socialdistancingon8333 oh nvm I got it

[@TheRookieTikTokCompalitons]

2:32 Martins face got me dying he Looked terrified

[@lucacore3591]

Xavier’s full body reactions to the confessions are sending me

[@ignoreallmycommentsandreplies]

SAME I FUCKING ASCENDED 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

[@ryanmercadox]

I never seen a KZbinr who made me so happy, literally being a Reezy is golden

[@jeannets785]

@ girl wtf is you talking ab?!

[@HeyIguessImyouasoftoday]

@@jeannets785 It's a bot, it's replying to everyone with this comment. It's probably a virus.

[@Anna-jt6el]

You and Xavier need to do a part two because you are such an iconic duo and mixed with this it's just chefs kiss

[@graciellie.111]

*chef kiss*

[@xcxccxvxvvxvx]

Im the 200th like

[@abisbookcase]

Talking about competitive people, there was this girl in school (on sports day) when we played the 'egg and spoon race, she literally smacked me across the head and then started crying because I got 1st place and she was a close 2nd... she was psychotic, I swear 😭💀

[@shaguftahfatima2975]

☠️☠️

[@Tw0Dots]

Shoulda beat her ass😂 Well you did (1st place) but literally lmao

[@ipettynote]

One time my sister wanted to throw hands at me for some reason so I grabbed one of those plastic fans (I was 7 she was 5 idk) then I gave her a deep scar on her nose which honestly looked horrible. You would still be able to see the faint mark today. Did I feel bad? At the time no. Right now? meh 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@himari_342]

as someone with a scar from a long time ago, which you can still see today, I am offended. :sob:

[@ipettynote]

@@himari_342 it’s okie

[@cloudpuffies]

I got a scar from my brother's plastic kunai

[@Mink071]

@@himari_342 honestly i think scars are cool if it makes you feel better :] i have a couple too

[@AlexciaWHY]

that’s like not something I would ever tell anyone lmaoo you sound like Nate Jacobs in training

[@sibumakinana]

Re: the confession about the secretly gay dad - I’d tell my mom he’s cheating and that I overheard him speaking to his lover WITHOUT outing him. Him being gay is his business to tell. I’m not about to out someone, even my cheating dad.

[@marir.s3620]

I would talk to the dad first and let him know that he has my fullest support, but cheating is cheating, and and he has to let her know about the lover himself, with or without outing himself, since its a dangerous situation.

[@Starponku]

I’m saying it all because thats a complete health risk. Some women decide to take men back and she would need to know what shes getting into.

[@dollienan]

@@Starponku health risk bc hes gay or multiple partners because uhhh

[@Starponku]

@@dollienan Both. Unfortunately gay men statistically are most likely to contract and carry HIV. I’ve done my research on it after hearing stories of women who have contracted it from their partners who led double lives. Its not a bias or a ploy to try to come after gay men its just an unfortunate reality for some women out there :/

[@haleymarlin733]

That sounds all fine and good but personally, I would not have done that at all. Like you're cheating on my mom, and you think im going to spare you some information. If my dad cheated on my mom, I would tell her that and who he was cheating with. Man or Woman. I don't care. You don't get to cheat and expect me to know and not tell her EVERYTHING. And if he has a problem, then maybe, just maybe, he shouldn't cheat. You cheated on my mom; you don't get the luxury of "coming out" on your own time.

[@potatogamer1335]

Just passed the little dance at 2:38 and I’m already loving the energy 🎷🐛💅

[@potatogamer1335]

@Yenta Elna 👍🏿 huh? Edit: oh it’s a bot lol

[@shimmer5367]

@@potatogamer1335 why you ain't reporting?

[@potatogamer1335]

@@shimmer5367 that’s probably a good idea lol

[@hanahahmad]

Omg I love her 😂

[@Littlexgacha]

bro there energy is literally so similar i cant- WE NEED MORE COLLABS OF YALL!!

[@christinafaith4077]

Courtney and Xavier are the perfect combo to me. Chef's kiss 💋perfect video

[@levisitchyleftballsacks3021]

they're literally the voices in my head just with a physical appearance like 😭🤚🏽

[@potato1084]

Sameee

[@dumzyyyy]

Xaiver matches your energy so well!

[@4m1ea]

congrats, you got a like by courtneyy :))

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@madeleineg.2453]

The way the “imma ride for my momma” beat is immediately followed by “i feel like this is a very hard situation” 😂😂😂😂

[@monikagoch1261]

8:55 sent me flying😭😭

[@AngelCake4433]

These confessions sure have me questioning reality.

[@iwantsomed-]

Exactly

[@iwantsomed-]

@ Reporting you bc you might have sent this to minors 🥰

[@vxngxla2494]

We had a substitute one time and she was reading us an article about racism and when the N slur came up she said it. The kids in my class started correcting her about it telling her that she could skip the word because it's racist but she kept reading it because she "had to read it like it was in the article" and it was "educational" 🙄

[@bibliosmiia]

😐what the heck ( /nay )

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@Sprk1ejumpropequ33n]

Same thing happened to me but my class mates didn’t say anything 😬

[@rigvedrane]

So what was the problem? I don't see any (?)

[@misanthrope_cemetary]

@@rigvedrane you’ve gotta be kidding me bro

[@nxa.8717]

yall this is the duo of the century THAT WE NEEDED😩🙏

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@ypto82]

omg i feel so sorry for u cuz ur getting spammed by gross bots 😭

[@enilesav_]

Nuh-uh 'cause y'all dance moves are 🔥🔥🔥🔥So proud to be a reezy!

[@grassman1908]

These confessions already getting interesting 😨

[@whoasked4299]

You ain't even watch the vid yet 😭

[@Yourfavoritemess]

@Flower How the heck are bots getting here so fast!?

[@smhhnaniii9999]

@@whoasked4299 im sayinnnn😭😭

[@grassman1908]

@@whoasked4299 On the 2nd one and they got odd lol

[@whoasked4299]

@@smhhnaniii9999 😭✋ they be knowing they ain't watch it either too yk

[@AlanChikinChow]

i love y’all funniest duo

[@GoldFNAF]

No replies after a year?

[@Ruthie.333]

No way you're actually here-

[@Yoda_yogurt]

Nahh a yter didn't get that much notice 💀

[@kelly-g6v4b]

bro 30M

[@PrettyPenn-le5ds]

Alan?

[@CatsNGalaxies]

When you're in so much disbelief and second hand embarrassment you just start breaking it down in the back

[@Ruby...X]

@Yenta Elna 👍🏿 Omg what is that.. Omg what *is that*

[@rosevlogs6948]

@Yenta Elna 👍🏿 no one cares my guy

[@zsrsfamily2924]

I love their energy ❤️

[@greatestever247]

My confession: My older sisters used to tie me up to the railings of the stairs when I was younger just so that they could ‘clean’. & they’ve also locked me out of the house before for that same reason. So I ended up unlocking a window ahead of time Bc I just knew they’d do it again. & alas. They unlocked me out of the house again, so I crawled back in through the window. Also. One of my older sisters used to take my favorite stuffed animal (I LOVED this stuffed animal) & throw it out a second story window, just to make me cry.

[@britishningguang3933]

I know this is just a short story and I don't know anything beyond this about your sisters but holy shi- they suck.

[@butter8552]

they tied u up and unlocked u out the house just so they could clean🌝…

[@OnisanHere]

can anyone gimme that beautiful electric chair? I promise it will only hurt a little for the sisters :)

[@twice4504]

Clean? What bullcrap did i just read.

[@themayapapaya8731]

WELL?? WERE THEY CLEANING OR DOING SUM ELSE

[@thatonegirlie-lz]

The one confession about finding children in TV commercials hot got me want to lock myself up in a room and pray for months because what the hell??!😭😭😭

[@Jahn05]

Wtf- 💀

[@ignoreallmycommentsandreplies]

PERIODT I'M SCREAMING BITCH GET AWAY FROM ME 😭

[@Kuromi_Bunni_XX]

like don’t confess to courtreezy confess to the cops

[@moniquef567]

We definitely need a part 2!! Ya'lls energy together made the video even better ❤️ reezy for lifeee

[@dieversitea]

@bae no one is asking 4 this shit man we said material girl in a different way

[@childofscripts5969]

7:10 I’m black so I can say this- BUT I SWEAR- YOU WOULD HEAR ME SCREAMING FROM THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM

[@chillbunnyandbears1034]

3:19 Im filipino and recognized right away what the dish is. When the message said "pig blood" and "traditional food from my island" I think this is a filipino dish called dinuguan and it tastes DELICIOUS. If ur filipino, please comment agree. The pig blood is red at first but, once you you cook it will turn a really dark brown color. In the Philippines, the dish is also known as chocolate meat because of how the pork blood resembles a chocolate sauce. I reccomend eating it with RICE! So no the parents didn't set the person up, it was the person's fault for drinking something random in the fridge. Make sure Courtreezy sees this

[@aef_frago]

Hell yeah, dinuguan is the best!

[@serialeater9829]

ayee filo reezyyy

[@yourstruly_shriya2366]

I'm not Filipino but thank you so much for the comment! I love learning about cultures and their unique cuisines!💖😊

[@chillbunnyandbears1034]

Thank u for the Filipinosans non Filipinos commenting

[@beyoutiful-z9y]

@@chillbunnyandbears1034 🤗

[@dorisxchi]

15:17 that “boy” was sounding a littleee…. Anyways, happy black history month

[@iam_cloudyyy]

First reply 🤍

[@urmomssidechicklol]

DORIS

[@바바나나-y3d]

@Yenta Elna 👍🏿 Girl what-

[@deleteddddddddddddddddddddddd]

@Yenta Elna 👍🏿 CAN YOUR KIND STFU

[@JJ-mr4vv]

😭😭😭DORISDDD NOOO

[@kikiz8002]

That “imma ride for my momma” part was the best thing I’ve ever heard😭😂 stawp I love it

[@AliOswald]

6:25 ok so this year I read the book "Roll of Thunder, Hear my Cry" for LA, it says the n word. My teacher would switch between having us read with partners, her reading to the class and having us follow along, or putting on the audio book, but EVERY SINGLE TIME the n word came up she'd skip it, not say it, and told us to think it when reading. WHY CAN'T THIS TEACHER JUST NOT SAY IT?!?!?!? IT'S NOT HARD TO JUST NOT SAY IT!!!!

[@Thereal_tati]

I LOVE this DUO 🥰

[@velocity4273]

OMG TATI!!

[@violawonole3328]

Like seriously

[@Scoosage]

OMG NO WAY TATI!!!

[@Aromantic-freak]

YES

[@FoxBoyAndrew]

I have a confession- Once my sister got really mad at me and threw a charger at me. It made a hole in my forhead. My parents being deaf didn't hear me crying so I went downstairs, they cleaned it and put a band-ad on it. My dad went upstairs to fix something in me and her room, she thought she was gonna get yelled at. I had lied to them saying "I accidentally dropped the charger and it hit my forehead" they wondered how it happened but thought it was true. To this day I me and my sister are the only ones who know the truth and I just had a small dent in my forehead for a while but it's gone now

[@mynameisstolen]

yo…

[@amandagift3336]

I am sorry but that was the wrong time to cover up for your sister. She permanently damaged your body. She can't undo what happened and neither can you.

[@txcalxy3309]

@@amandagift3336 yeah

[@FoxBoyAndrew]

@@amandagift3336 It wasn't to permanent it's basically invisible now. plus I cant imagine what would have happened if I told the truth I was scared.

[@amandagift3336]

@@FoxBoyAndrew I get it. You were just looking out for your sister.

[@josieaavila]

I love how they’re actually calling people out and being like “nah you actually wrong for that” 😂😂😂

[@TheOneOrangeJuice]

Bro 1k likes(because of me) and no comments? lemme fix that, also super real 😂

[@Yoda_yogurt]

1k likes and 1 comment? Let me fix that

[@stellalunareacts5584]

1k likes and 2 comments? I will fix that

[@nombulelokhanyile945]

1k likes and 3 comments? let me fix that

[@ketaminepoptarts]

​@@nombulelokhanyile945im so sorry your comment got hijacked by these lazy, talentless, and unoriginal hacks

[@teaswannabes]

I love how martin is so sassy and vibin like its no nice to watch them vibe and make funny and dramatic expressions on this unholy confessions

[@redpanda13427]

xavier's energy + courtney's energy = perfection

[@willowm9823]

Girl u should create a podcast just talking about stuff and giving advice. You’re so entertaining, I could watch your videos all day 😙

[@ectopl4sm_]

3:54 typical caribbean parent behavior. keeping all kinds of foods and drinks in random containers. EVEN soda bottles. sounds like they were planning on making puddin

[@infinitespirit777]

Exactly my thoughts! I was kinda surprised that they were confused by it lol

[@caliscool_]

this is also filipino parent behavior 💀 it seems they were going to make dinuguan (pig blood soup)

[@Momotaroislivid]

I can attest to that XD

[@user-hp5cf5kf8k]

@@caliscool_ african parents as well. ice cream containers, soda bottles and old glasses of jam 😭

[@caliscool_]

@@user-hp5cf5kf8k the notorious ice cream container🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ hiding secrets such as knitting materials and needles, fish, and sometimes even dog food 💀

[@leeqimin]

Ever so often i come back just to vibe with "imma ride for my mama imma ride for my mama"

[@Ari-yo8zo]

I just wanna say, when Courtney says being a Reezy is the best thing that could happen to you, girl / boi / whatever you go by she's right. Period.

[@naileababy1]

Hey guys she's telling the truth. I'm a reezy and It changed my life. Reezys are now THE BEST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET, it it in the world record books

[@eva.aaaxaxx]

30 seconds in and I’m already traumatised 💀I love this woman’s ability to NOT die

[@nerrisamaripane4101]

"Too Stubborn to Die"🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤

[@pan_goblin]

Okay at 10:18 this is really helpful for dealing with people that are toxic and they're so obsessed with themselves

[@andreronica]

bro one of my gym teachers attended an anti-mask and anti-vax rally and appeared on the news with her FACE ON THE COVER OF THE ARTICLE. you can't even believe how shocked we were because she was always speaking out for racial equality and for LGBTQ+ rights 💀 edit: for those of yall wondering why we were so shocked, i guess it was because she also brought up the topic during gym class all the time about how she thought people who got the vaccine were irrational and didn't care about humanity. that's mostly the reason why we were so shocked. she had always been talking about how we as students should grow up to be strong willed and always defended us. but now she was actually lowkey talking ab some crazy stuff. so basically, she said that everyone should be free to di ehatever they want, except called us ignorant for getting vaxed.

[@wonderfulrose477]

KaraDUN Probably because anti covid vax people have been repped by the media as more evil than nazis lately. So if you don’t support them you must be a horrible person all around. Identity politics basically.

[@youmakemespeak3t]

anti Vax and mask aren't evil people

[@bribread]

@@youmakemespeak3t yes they are cause they always wanna control other people's bodies. Anti Vax parents - try to control kids and force them to abide by THEIR rules and don't let kids vaccine even if they want to. They need to mind their business Anti Mask - don't care about getting other people sick and think they're the most factual and correct people in the world, they go against scientists and are rude for no reason, sometimes even resorting to violence; anti mask people are genuinely assholes and don't deserve a spot in hospitals if they happened to get sick with covid cause that's on them. Biggest thing they have in common is they're uneducated and they think they know better than certified and educated individuals who have spent YEARS learning and researching things related to their careers.

[@wonderfulrose477]

Peachy Bri I hate to break it to you but there has been a lot more “body control” attempts by the pro vaxxers. They’ve been trying to force everyone to get them for a while now. Most people that aren’t getting the covid vax don’t care if other people choose to. They just don’t want it themselves. Your comment on denying anti maskers hospital entry is funny. Are you also okay with denying obese people hospital entry? Because obesity is 95% of the time a self inflicted problem and leads to so many health problems (kills a lot more than covid).

[@wonderfulrose477]

KaraDUN That’s how I see it and I’m glad some people like you can be more rationale and middle ground about it. The media has tried to create huge division through the longevity of covid and it’s really annoying how extreme people have become. I think it’s totally legit to not blindly believe in science and do your own research. Most of the vaccines that are recommended to us have nearly 100+ years of research behind them.

[@blessed_highlyfavoured]

5:57 be reminding me of the aunty's at the back of the church on their way to the front after feeling the holy ghost.

[@Berry-zv8sr]

Not the holy ghost 💀💀

[@tinalawson5907]

I AM CRYING READING THIS BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE

[@Tkaik1lla]

For the person at 8:38 "you're not going to jail, YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON"

[@BartSyrenno]

being a reezy cured my depression, it really is the best thing that ever happened to me

[@JayJay-gv1xh]

OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT MARTIN SAYING GOD SENT THIS CHICK’S MOTHER AT THE RIGHT TIME AND HE STARTED DANCING 5:53 LIKE GOD STRUCK HIM WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT IT WAS JUST HILARIOUS

[@Jansssssssssgh]

You guys are an iconic duo. Literally I just clicked on the video and I already love the energy😭

[@cha0tichris]

A really close friend of mine passed away recently, and this video really made me smile, thank you :)

[@HeyIguessImyouasoftoday]

I'm so sorry to hear that, I hope you're doing alright.

[@luuuuux_]

I’m so sorry you had to go through that. I hope you feel better soon. You can get through this, so just hang in there.

[@OnisanHere]

condolences

[@izzybiz3546]

Y'all are such a vibe man

[@MontyyVonPython]

Okay yall hear me out 🤷🏽‍♀️: ✨Doris, Ariya, Xavier and courtney needs to do a sleepover live stream where they binge watch Karen or/and dhar mann content and give there honest opinions ✨

[@alz3712]

They should have a joint channel where they just react to shit

[@MontyyVonPython]

@@alz3712 best idea ever 🙏🏽

[@iactuallydiditmyselfyeahhh1670]

Yesss

[@zahrxh_]

darmen IM WHEEZING BAHHAHHAHA

[@Itz_CamyyTMF]

Darmen…? U mean Dhar Mann?

[@Rice_ball_Twodot]

8:00 is now my new favorite clip ever

[@def.nothannah]

2:47 I was vibing with y’all tho😭🤚🏽 (i love ur videos :))

[@shykid1284]

7:45 Courtney Was hyping him up

[@mommychapo7667]

The first one made me take a deep breath and rethink my life.

[@mommychapo7667]

@ uhm-

[@ttflanagan5825]

Y'all NEED to do more videos with each other cause I was laughing the whole time ✋🏽😭

[@realseawasp]

y'all ever notice courtney is more energetic when another person is featured in her video??

[@Spiderman.ontophaha]

2:39 it’s literally when me and my bestie are together💀💀

[@Hiya_friend]

Need a part 2 with Xavier! Y’all are TOO funny together 😂 👏🏾

[@foreverrcocochenel]

Xavier took the words out of my mouth “I sure did” enjoy this video. The teas were hot and you guys were a funny duo.

[@themayapapaya8731]

THIS

[@pavender3073]

Sibling confession: (for context I'm deathly allergic to peanuts, if i eat one, i die) my brother always loved to scare and terrorize me whenever he wanted to so when we were younger and our mom was drying her hair, my brother would get a huge chunk of peanut butter on a knife and chase me around the house chanting "I'll kill you, I'll kill you/ you're gonna die/ imma get you". (this wasnt a one time thing) Another time, we were swimming in a pool and I was underwater. Since I used up my oxygen, I tried to swim to the surface and just as I got to the surface, my brother pushed my head underwater and kept me under the water. Thankfully my mom immdediatly jumped into the water to separate us, so that only lasted maybe 10 seconds or so.

[@ChristineOguche]

Oh my gosh, I'm appalled! If you don't mind me asking do you think your brother might have some sort of pyshcological problem (I'm suggesting sociopath or pyschopath)? You must be so scarred from those events. Do you still talk to your brother, what is he like now?

[@pavender3073]

He does have something, but I won’t tell what it is just for privacy, but he does lack empathy. Those events weren’t too scary for me just cause there’s been worse (not saying I wasn’t scared when they happened which i was). But things have gotten better, I don’t talk to him much because we’ve become distant and I don’t mind that at all! One of the things I do for him is empathy building where I try to make him see others pov or “being in another person’s shoes” which it does help him a bit to understand other people.

[@Khaleeddd]

God this confessions are something else

[@alpaca_6251]

For the first confession about the gay dad , I’d personally tell my mom that I believe my father is having an affair but i wouldn’t mention that I know it’s with another man . I say that bc I personally believe that outing anyone from the closet is not okay and something they need to do on their own when they are ready :)

[@ily5540]

Smart mindset

[@potato1084]

Big brain energy 🤪

[@tracisr]

Same!

[@tired247]

Then don't marry a woman if you're a gay dude. Even if he found out after being married, don't cheat regardless, just tell her the truth. Going behind her back like that is him asking to be outed, he deserves it ngl.

[@kimmydawns6354]

@@tired247 Thank you. I'm tired of this narrative that gay men that are married to women shouldn't be outed or are given a pass if they cheated and my point is, so it's okay to ruin and waste someone else's time and life just because you are unable to be open with yourself? I know that it's not always safe to come out but if he wants to remain DL he should inform the parties involved so that they are on the same page or at least leave women tf alone and date your lover in secret🙄🙄🙄. If he later found out that he was gay, he could've just told her and ended the marriage without being a cheating scumbag. I just hate how the woman's feelings are never taken into consideration in circumstances like this. Gay men don't get a pass to use women as their safety blankets and engage in secret love affairs. It's not that hard to just date secretly or remain single until further notice rather than emotionally manipulate someone like that to your advantage.

[@jiakvrs3064]

2 months late but i just want to say the vibes court has with all her friends is IMMACULATE and ICONIC. i seriously love y'all

[@feliciaroseantonia]

In all seriousness though, the "Microdosing on Gaslighting" one is straight up mentally abusive. No one deserves to have to experience what they did to their mother. Even if their mother's abusive as well, it's still not justified. You're just finding some reason to be just as bad, and regardless, an abuser will abuse anyone regardless of whether or not their target/victim is abusive themselves. This shit literally kills people and nearly killed me growing up & into early adulthood. PLEASE if anyone ever treats you like that, get out ASAP. It might sound dramatic, but please please believe, it escalates. Faster than you may think. And there may also be other forms of abuse present, too. I'm sorry to say it, but anyone who behaves like that doesn't change. They're wrong about you & your worth, and you don't need them; you never did & never will. Regardless of what they say, you will be safer without them, even if it may not seem like it. They don't care about you; never did & never will, because they're not the person they led you to believe they are. Of course that's heartbreaking, and you must let yourself grieve that, but first you have to get away to a place where it's safe to do so. Also PLEASE go to therapy. It's not your fault, but you still need to heal. All in all though, it doesn't define you, and there is still ultimately so so so much more to life.

[@joydanleigh7711]

😓

[@txcalxy3309]

I ain't ruining the 111 likes 😃

[@greatestever247]

I agree!! It didn’t sit right with me.

[@TheGr8fulBrat]

Yes, thank you for this, you're so right

[@ketaminepoptarts]

yeah, imo they need to go directly to hell for thinking that was a good idea

[@jowand6452]

8:21 same thing happened to a kid in my 6th grade class. A white Girl called him a slave and he still got suspended meanwhile this Girl just got detention.

[@Just_Bubblez23]

What😮😮😭😭

[@miaschiapet]

13:28 It’s giving production❤️❤️❤️

[@breebree6587]

8:46 is too good 😭

[@serenitymorris3507]

My confession, as a child, I went through a gold fish obsession (The snack) I refused to eat anything but gold fish, nothing, barely even drank water. One day, my parents decided it was enough and took it away. Apparently, I was very stubborn even as a child, I starved myself until I had to go to the hospital, I barely drank any water!! The doctor even said to just give with the Gold Fish because I needed to eat. Wtf was wrong with my stubborn ass

[@syrusangi8743]

Glad to know you grew out of that. Can't imagine how stressed your parents were

[@pinkcows5]

I DID THIS WITH CUCUMBERS. i used to make all kinds of dishes (being 6 years old, mainly just bejng cucumber squares with spices on them) and i wouldnt eat anything else so my parents stopped buying them. 😭 Then 6 year old me starved for AN ENTIRE WEEK (surviving on juice boxes) but somehow they didnt notice until my school reported i was skipping lunches and fainting on the playground 😭 I told them why and they looked disappointed but kept buying them lol. The starving mustve done sumthing to me bcs i developed anorexia when i was 12 💀💀

[@da_weirdone]

@@pinkcows5 nah bruh but cucumber are bomb asf

[@Zemibear]

I did that with chips lmao 🤭🤭

[@STELLAISONFIRE]

HELP THIS WAS SO ME WITH SWEET TARTS.. 💀💀

[@justin__roderick]

13:10 THE WAY MY COUSIN SAID THAT EVERY TIME I SANG I GOTTA GO