"This is colonel bend, over" 0:38 That had me luaghing for a good 5 minutes lol
@kylemorrison61623 жыл бұрын
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT WAS A JOKE
@ispepsiokay4113 жыл бұрын
...and Private Part
@maxwellneuharth89383 жыл бұрын
Can we get a revival of Major Asshole?
@TheUnderscore_3 жыл бұрын
@@ispepsiokay411 A Medal of Honour-winning soldier.
@ArmyBoiSweat3 жыл бұрын
colonel ben dover
@zeeiskey26423 жыл бұрын
"Let's cancel water cause it gets people wet without their consent" - Dooo 2021
@slowmotionbetterthannomotion.3 жыл бұрын
Top 10 quotes you couldnt match
@deasrobert27783 жыл бұрын
I looked at this comment the exact second they said that and read your comment like a subtitle 😂
@angelr67823 жыл бұрын
Lmao😭💀
@tahibutcher97573 жыл бұрын
this comment has more likes than the actual video xD
@water20743 жыл бұрын
Best quote I’ve ever seen
@ihotmoms83553 жыл бұрын
nobody: TheDooo: *looks like he’s the protagonist for the next twilight movie*
@joshruss41963 жыл бұрын
Brooooo yes
@ianfrazier3663 жыл бұрын
Dooo walking by the screen looking like the scariest ghost in Luigi's haunted mansion 😂
@BLKCRWN2 жыл бұрын
A very fit ghost damn
@gigachad93362 жыл бұрын
Time stamp???
@D_BHAiVoiceGames3 жыл бұрын
“I would do this if I was a military.” LMAO startin’ early 🤣🤣
@TJ-js7uf3 жыл бұрын
You died
@dewaalvandercolff2513 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Ethan Winters 😭😭
@M3M3M0TH3 жыл бұрын
YEET YOTED
@D_BHAiVoiceGames3 жыл бұрын
TheDooo would LOVE Dimitrescu
@lori45493 жыл бұрын
@@D_BHAiVoiceGames who doesn't.....😂
@niox19203 жыл бұрын
I love that when Yumi was dying Blarg was maniacally laughing the entire time while everyone else was worried
@brogarn3 жыл бұрын
"You mean pre-workout?" had me in fucking tears.
@falaghsepehr55043 жыл бұрын
0:42 the longest laugh I've had in this month. Actually L M A O.
@slyfox402553 жыл бұрын
Same but dude the jokes were funny with he was coughing 🤣
@mrtoast2443 жыл бұрын
same
@randomgermanbread3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t laugh that hard for like half a year, but that video killed me
@lucashermansen29923 жыл бұрын
Same
@aykayjay3 жыл бұрын
“My uncle’s got the best breast milk” - Soup 2021
@RaventhortheWarrior3 жыл бұрын
I think the typo on Soup's crackhead "henati" sign makes it even better
@dalenbennett32083 жыл бұрын
On Soup’s video?
@mobslayer2113 жыл бұрын
And "heil"
@zacharylona3 жыл бұрын
Arab meteorologist: "Hot. Moderate chance of drone strikes."
@titan_o72 жыл бұрын
I know this video is one year old but the beginning of the video at 0:30 reminded me of a story I heard of when a sailor (US Navy) was in bootcamp, she had a Seaman (lowest rank name of a sailor, equivalent to a Private) in her company who's last name was Swallows. Everyone also refers to you by your rank followed by last name, so every time the instructors would call on her they'd yell "SEAMAN SWALLOWS!" Made me chuckle when I heard the story.
@legion32453 жыл бұрын
The day is always good when TheDooo uploads
@CHIEF-CHUY3 жыл бұрын
"Let's cancel water cuz it gets people wet without their consent" has to be the funniest thing I've heard this year.
@AzetheReal3 жыл бұрын
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because it’s illegal to turn your back on family. You welcome 😂
@mobslayer2113 жыл бұрын
@@AzetheReal _nothing is as strong as family_
@razrlurks99183 жыл бұрын
" me who casually watches this while people are dying outside"
@Firan253 жыл бұрын
WARTIME!
@tatyana68563 жыл бұрын
Dooo's smile in the thumbnail is too cute also, I cant get over how yumi was coughing up a lung after that beatbox, my goodness. Also hilarious video! Thank you for uploading!
@chielbeets92503 жыл бұрын
1:40 i spit out the water in my mouth of laughter xD
@grandmasterhsu3 жыл бұрын
"i heard you liked realistic WAAAHRR games?" "WAHRRR PATH"
@emptydipcan47143 жыл бұрын
I love everything about this man except the he says war omfg it makes me so mad
@grandmasterhsu3 жыл бұрын
@@emptydipcan4714 lol i'm not mad. i think it was the best part of the video. i rewatched the advertisement to hear him say "wahr" LOL
@youretotallyrightbut4633 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how the first few videos he said it the comments were only about it. Now I had to scroll to find your comment. Idk how people got used to it.
@meller73033 жыл бұрын
Man the overall fun and laughs in these videos is so contagious 😂
@peterbombeater31223 жыл бұрын
The thumbnails are starting to become more and more sus...
@frid62773 жыл бұрын
I’d smash soup in the thumbnail
@crisd78403 жыл бұрын
Good!
@ImTrippy253 жыл бұрын
Says the guy with a nude Peter Griffin. I don't use teenager slang like "sus" though.
@peterbombeater31223 жыл бұрын
@@ImTrippy25 If I were to take a shot everytime someone mentioned my pfp I'd die of alcohol poisoning
@ImTrippy253 жыл бұрын
@@peterbombeater3122 good, kids like you ruined life as we know it.
@rorycrouch23713 жыл бұрын
As someone with covid, that beatboxing is an accurate recreation of trying to talk
@micahlawshe47053 жыл бұрын
“You don’t know you’re Bible lore” killed me😂😂
@reversebeats78113 жыл бұрын
Note to self don’t drink water while watching TheDooo’s videos
@Der-973 жыл бұрын
Does he have covid?😂😂😂 00:58
@SahibSingh-ld4ly3 жыл бұрын
It's funny that the dooo actually put an Ad at 1:35 😂
@codykruger65153 жыл бұрын
why did no one say “that beat was sick”
@adammusa69263 жыл бұрын
OMFG I JUST REALIZED THAT IS SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY
@ah-37542 жыл бұрын
0:40 bro in already dying 🤣🤣
@f4ls3812 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that I’m going through some pretty tough times right now and your old and new videos are make me smile and laugh. It’s honestly my favourite thing to do these days and I just want to say thank you
@lokman26473 жыл бұрын
"Abortion? You mean pre-workout?" Idk why im laughing at this for 5 minute straight
@DrunkButcher3 жыл бұрын
2:19 I want the other guys’ perspective just “ooh motorcycle hit em! What a minute wtf?! (3 kills)”
@unculturedswine79933 жыл бұрын
1:55 CCTV Footage showing the assassins of Haitian president Jovenel Moïse escaping from outside the presidential palace
@strawberrymilkshake27893 жыл бұрын
The Waluigi Hentai bit was from so long ago that I actually thought I had seen the meme myself and not just the same clip from one of the other Goons' videos... *Dooo really be sitting on these clips for AGES*
@mrsprinklesdarat2 жыл бұрын
5:12 with the present situation with abortion this convo makes it look spicy
@billpainter94612 жыл бұрын
3:20 "chance of bomb" lmao
@Charlie080793 жыл бұрын
8:25 I can’t stop laughing at this
@pepperminttheprotogen7909 Жыл бұрын
I got an ad for the movie "Cocaine Bear" in the middle of this video, and I think that is the most fitting ad I've ever gotten in a video.
@The_Real_Frisbee3 жыл бұрын
"God I would do this if I was in the military" As a guy that just ETS'd from the military, I can assure you this happens quite a lot.
@gld0092 жыл бұрын
1:49 As someone from haiti i can confirm 🤣
@trentmckenzie3433 жыл бұрын
0:15 bro I’m wearing Bluetooth headphones turned up where I can’t hear the noise of the shop TURN DOWN THE VOLUME 😂😂
@afterimage42813 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on chili when I heard this joke 4:47
@BlytzEqual3 жыл бұрын
For people who don't know dooo's upload schedule video: today-in 5 days-in 2 weeks-in 5 days-in 2 weeks ok? so july 8th-july 13-july 29-august 3-august 19 and sometimes there's a month break +- 5 days :))
@elijahabuel3 жыл бұрын
5:51 you don’t cancel Aunt Jemima. Aunt Jemima cancels you
@robertmehal3 жыл бұрын
I had to chuckle everytime Doo said War, sounds like he just speaks War different
@Jessiez Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe these clips are over 2 years old. I still watch them almost every single day on everyone’s channels
@brandonhillgoth6992 жыл бұрын
0:52 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TweakoTheSecond2 жыл бұрын
Whoever draws these thumbnails needs a pay raise, I didn't even need to look at the title or anything, just the thumbnail was enough
@NapstaMeme3 жыл бұрын
0:42 I'm pretty sure I stopped breathing around here and just literally died on the floor laughing
@Aleks_Mechanics3 жыл бұрын
Notification squad!👍🏻
@ajtan26073 жыл бұрын
0:43 Someone should make a "remix" of that beatbox (with the coughing).
@MaztRPwn3 жыл бұрын
0:46 Ya boi soundin like Patrick up in Sandy’s crib 😂 😂
@lemsdarkapprentice25353 жыл бұрын
7:19 = "...well, maybe not at the same time. Unless it's a Sunday." [el'sda2].
@warbolt27543 жыл бұрын
Apparently the helicopter is now a plane 5:35 LOL
@raptorious70903 жыл бұрын
Currently have breathing problems due to covid and I'm pretty sure this video is gonna be my last if I keep on laughing
@unreal7273 жыл бұрын
“Private Part” is way too funny
@DrCatatonic3 жыл бұрын
When dooo uploads it puts a smile on my face:)
@evancurtis99583 жыл бұрын
Whenever I wake up in the morning and I see TheDooo post a video, I know it's going to be a good day
@mobilegibbs48423 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think If Doo got a paper cut in his forearm he would die.
@kinkajoulegend99893 жыл бұрын
nah, that's a prime opportunity to use flex seal
@demichi_3 жыл бұрын
1:40 "Let's cancel water cause it gets people wet without their consent" XD hahahahahaha
@boywithoutsoul5873 жыл бұрын
Thank god you uploaded, I was bored as hell
@jerryferguson52 жыл бұрын
6:50 put this on a tshirt and see how many you can sell before you get sued. Make sure to have Applebees sponsored on the back.
@samanthaclark9833 жыл бұрын
Imma start a petition to get Yumi in the goons.
@jonathonblucher64923 жыл бұрын
This is the highest quality goons content all year
@RetchiRoxAiMusic3 жыл бұрын
0:42 ... Why did that beat box sound like that start of a Level in Friday Night Funkin? 😂😂😂😂 Love the Dooo.. So should you!!
@pikachusalad3 жыл бұрын
At 7:00 we can timthetatman man has taken over doos gameplay
@hefzy84782 жыл бұрын
1:56 i swear to god this is how we ride a motorcycle in Egypt when there's more than 2 people
@peeheep3 жыл бұрын
8:49 thank you TheDooo for the reused ad
@KahSoT3 жыл бұрын
Those first 2 coughs at the end of the beatbox could’ve passed as a record scratch haha
@maxwellneuharth89383 жыл бұрын
when Dooo spells "sentence" like "sentance" oof world ending mistake
@Yomommacracka3 жыл бұрын
i like how everyone in is talking about heat and sand and all you hear in the back is THE CHANCE OF BOMB
@drumsbyangst3 жыл бұрын
I stayed up all night for this upload
@brandonhillgoth6992 жыл бұрын
8:20 plivage 😂
@ernestkhalimov95603 жыл бұрын
The schedule is great so far
@RandysRides3 жыл бұрын
I feel weird sitting alone watching this laughing... the neighbours must think I'm insane.
@TheOriginalJohnDoe3 жыл бұрын
0:42 this had me laughing for a good 5 minutes
@IanTheGreatYT3 жыл бұрын
I want there to be an actual movie made about all the food mascots becoming radical terrorists
@RadioRadz3 жыл бұрын
Omg the beatboxing almost killed me! I'm crying!
@The_Wallflower Жыл бұрын
“This is colonel bend, over.” Was an underated joke.
@Smong_Bobby694203 жыл бұрын
6:50 Applebee's joke 4:26 tyrannical hulk hogan
@guts603 жыл бұрын
“Sounds like a CD you would fall asleep too” Me, a femboy: “Which CD you talkin about though?”
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
When they do the parachute kissing, i was dying! So stupid! 😂😂😂😂
@iso333 жыл бұрын
Love ya mountain doooo 🗿
@gamerslayer73 жыл бұрын
cant wait to see soup in another compilation
@brainloading55433 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is legendary.
@xaviorshideout3 жыл бұрын
“Sounds like you just swallowed a live hamster” My god 😂
@naynaygoblin55153 жыл бұрын
i love it when i see doo has a new upload
@JRmusicandfishing3 жыл бұрын
Hey doooood keep up the amazing content badabadaba I’m loving it
@chasebalcziunas42893 жыл бұрын
“Radicalized food mascots” *Noid intensifies*
@2lazy4uu2 жыл бұрын
The Dooo being so destructive that even the plane catches fire
@wolfstein28113 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: people do actually blacken their teeth! It was mostly a premodern practice in places like south east Asia and Japan, but people would coat their teeth in lacquer as a coming of age ceremony that doubled both as a status symbol/fashion as well as serving the practical purpose of preventing cavities and other forms of tooth decay
@aer42743 жыл бұрын
All that coughin', beatboxin' was sick.
@Grendallmayo3 жыл бұрын
9:30 Doo: **pronounces "war" as 'wahr' and not 'wore'**
@Fuzzy_Llama3 жыл бұрын
"Thank you for almost dying, I'm gonna monetize that." *Cue ads* Perfect ad placement. XD
@hachikuri43333 жыл бұрын
1:00 I was hoping for some joke like : That was SICK! (or) SICK Beats!
@Azanthiel3 жыл бұрын
Private Part really got me, in fact this whole video killed meee
@narrativenoob2 жыл бұрын
I’m not even 1 minute into this and I already had to pause to collect myself from laughing so hard 😂
@deltaforce73843 жыл бұрын
can one of the goons plz just start spamming like the a key on the keyboard and asking dooo what it is 😂
@trogkantusraam3 жыл бұрын
i love how Dooo put the video sponsor at the END of the video lol
@lesstypical21373 жыл бұрын
This is a exactly what we've been waiting for 🤣😂😂
@bigblasta83243 жыл бұрын
I dont know about you, but I really appreciate that doo saved the sponsor for the end of the vid