F**kface State Draft

[@ThisTinSoldier]

I think Eric won with his bonus pick: the state of denial he was in as soon as they kicked off.

[@FreeTacozYT]

Gavin: "bit wet innit" "bit firey tho innit" "it's like salt flats and mormons innit" "is it salt is it like salt"

[@KayJay01]

Classic Gavinisms

[@vikkumari]

"bit wet innit" "liquid is the best state"

[@finalfantasyruler]

They need to do a “Snake” snake draft.

[@DDS_Rips]

A Snake(squared) draft if you will

[@borknagar666]

if they did, im sure "liquid" would appear on that list also.

[@kaylaryan7961]

If they do a ‘snake’ draft they definitely would deliberately not do a snake draft lol

[@zeniey]

@@kaylaryan7961if liquid snake isn’t part of the snake draft I don’t want it .

[@joshwaterworth4732]

Imagine how Geoff will react when his chat is bombarded with pictures of snakes.

[@JakeHalsallIsGreat]

andrew saying california is close to him and is the same as nanaimo might be the most insane thing he has ever claimed

[@wollins7244]

I don't think Andrew knows anything about California based on ANY of the statements he made about it in this vide

[@Call555JackChop]

@@wollins7244are you saying San Diego and Vancouver aren’t the same kind of climate lol

[@thereferencegide]

i think him saying texas is the most north hes ever been still tops it ngl

[@nirdbird2123]

@@Call555JackChopthey honestly are a lot more similar than you think as silly as it sounds.

[@snailorgy]

Andrew only does boat based transport, so its not too far away for him as its costal

[@patrickbryananonuevo8271]

Geoff's obvious disdain is my favorite state

[@SleepyMole]

I am both laughing and full of rage at the same time. The concept was so simple, and the Vancouver child kicker poured gasoline all over it in seconds.

[@jdridesbikes]

F**KFACE and its supplemental content are the best things coming out of RT right now, keep them coming! I could watch these guys goof around forever

[@ColoraDan]

Gavin goes for the setup and nobody takes the bait! Gav picks Montana and mentions that the sky is bigger there. I had expected at least one of the guys to ask what he meant by that, but no one batted an eye. That said, very bear-brain move by Gavin

[@andrester88]

This whole draft is a giant bear brain.

[@lars_49]

I love how annoyed Eric is at Andrew the whole time.......Geoff lost as soon as he picked Utah

[@rebekahah]

As an ex mormon I don't love it lol

[@Amy_A.]

And then he follows it up with Idaho. Literally the two worst states in the country.

[@mikephillips1043]

​@@Amy_A.California and Michigan exist.

[@maregondrako]

@@mikephillips1043 Alabama and Mississippi are way below them

[@lforlight]

Utah has some nice national parks

[@nucl3ar_snake]

Gavin clutched it with "nuclear criticality" imo

[@kiwa5523]

not even 3 minutes in but the contrast between the shared joy of the ad draft and this one immediately is hilarious

[@grayalmeida9622]

I'm not gonna lie, I'm with Eric; this episode is hysterical, but it makes me so irrationally angry.

[@johnnybad1986]

Glad it wasn’t just me 🤣

[@XavierTheNeonTiger]

If Eric saw this coming (which he clearly did) it's honestly on him for not specifying. He knows what Andrew's about by now. He's like a malevolent genie, if you're not specific you should just assume you're not getting what you want.

[@pheri1285]

lmao i cant believe im genuinely mad listening to this either

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

Y’all crazy I was dying the entire time. If you didn’t expect this to be like the rock not rock draft you’re daft, I don’t think we’ll ever get a completely straight played draft. This was the best draft yet

[@grayalmeida9622]

@@redtaileddolphin1875 Oh trust me, I expected this, and loved it every second. But at the same time I also desperately crave a limited pool, and this was the closest we've got to potentially having one

[@beautifulmidnight]

I feel like at some point, F**kface became less of a podcast, and more hearing a producer’s descent into madness. In a few episodes, it’s going to be Eric muttering to himself and using different voices for the cast and I’m here for it.

[@e_eyster]

I like how Geoff was concerned that this was going to be a blindside but wasn't, because it was 100% a blindside for Eric after pick 1.01

[@wollins7244]

Nah he expected that, I think he was blind sided after pick 2.01 and 2.04

[@Kokonaut]

Having lived in Utah my whole life, love seeing it go first round(deserved or not) but the description of “salt and Mormons” is absolutely amazing!😂

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

Gavin won because I feel like he finally really learned something about drafting here

[@krablord]

"those are my reasons for enjoying the state of montana" he felt like a little kid giving a report at some points and tbh, very good I loved it.

[@Dysphoric4life]

I absolutely love these drafts.

[@mmontgomeryy]

Andrew saying Washington has a different feel to Vancouver Island but California doesn’t is completely unhinged… Most of the WA coast is exactly the feels of the island

[@Kaimusic0]

I knew this would be the easiest win of goochpooch's life

[@ObamaTheHedgehog]

They really let him get Hawaii. FOOLS

[@Kaimusic0]

@@ObamaTheHedgehog it was over before it began

[@kevinadams5592]

I'm with Eric i knew Andrew would pick something like the gaseous state

[@Call555JackChop]

As soon as this was announced you knew Andrew was gonna Greg it

[@MQMads134]

The love for PA from Eric and Nick brings me nothing but joy.

[@MrHotSalsa]

As much as I'm annoyed at Andrew for derailing the draft. Eric being annoyed is hilarious

[@ouroboros_1355]

I was hoping someone else had something like that, Gavin cane in with the save with liquid

[@kuncleheadmcspazatron6146]

41:51 GoochPooch absolutely said "New Hampster"

[@the_elite_truth]

And? He had said earlier he was going to rename it that.

[@lunajudge2660]

Imagine hearing the prompt "State Draft" and your first thought was Empire State of Mind

[@longliverocknroll5]

I think of it before Idaho, Utah or Montana 😂

[@jsnmdn2738]

I was irrationally mad at the confusion of the format until Nick went rogue and I realized the f**kface in it. Beauty.

[@e_eyster]

I like how Andrew went rogue and just picked anything with "State" in it... and still probably finishes dead last in the draft.

[@ouroboros_1355]

I think this is Gavin’s, Fugue State and Nuclear Criticality are winners right there! 😂

[@TG.Rohrbacher]

At 41:50, does eric say new hamster?😂

[@RadicalEdward_115]

idc what they are about just keep doing these F**k Face Drafts! love them

[@Finchsicle]

was really worried about how that was gonna randomize

[@allysonshaffer4215]

ERIC WITH THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PICK?!?! INSANE DRAFT PICK CERTAINLY WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LOVE YOU GUYS

[@MasterTeJota]

Were you expecting ANY of the other picks?????

[@taylortunnell8250]

I was winding down on this video, peacefully making myself a drink, and eric said "arizona is the worst state in the union" and i, alone in my house, yelled "WHAT"

[@TheRiverSaint]

They crucified Jesus for being right too.

[@switzw42]

As a born and bred Omaha native, Geoff has done his research. I've heard many a description of Ole Bruska, Aksarben, That Corn Themed Wasteland, and yet this is the solidest of descriptions so far enunciated.

[@asj2727]

At the tip of the Montana nose is a mountain called 'Blue Nose'. It has an old fire lookout tower. Please go there.

[@MrCeegeezy]

That is way too perfect for Gavin.

[@TheRiverSaint]

theyre definitely rushing these out so they can do a draft draft

[@vibin_psilocybin]

Coming back to this with fond memories ❤

[@clarkiie8620]

Blue Mountain State!!! what a show... might have to rewatch lol another fantastic draft, look forward to the next!

[@TheVampireSantiago]

My tier 1 pick is the absolute state of Gavin & Andrews choices

[@Mogar.]

Andrew is the most chaotic person I've ever seen

[@brockburkett2559]

How did they let Eric off the hook from saying “new hamster” at 41:50??

[@briangomez3642]

Andrew, eat the pencil!!

[@SaintBigfoot]

I am from Pennsylvania and…I don’t think Eric has ever met one of us in his life. Cause everyone I’ve known hasn’t sounded like whatever monstrosity came out of his mouth

[@SaintBigfoot]

@@KingCeryn Philly is a silly place, we do not go there.

[@flattrack33]

I love how he says “yinz going to the Philly game” but yinz is a pittsburgh accent. When he said that no one leaves he is so right. I need to get out of here.

[@Novsev9069]

I was so happy when he said PA and then he kept only saying things about Philly and got sad lmao

[@fighthive4808]

@@Novsev9069 he covered the amish communities with the inbreeding tbf

[@brosephstalin9245]

41:48 Did Eric call it"New Hamster"?

[@BrandonCMaximum]

Yeah that's what he said he would rename New Hampshire to if he were to take it over

[@brendansample6187]

As a Pennsylvanian, I am super proud of us going in round 2. We are indeed a big group of weirdo’s and we take a shocking amount of pride in being very weird.

[@RoguePierogi]

He kind of mashed up a Pittsburgh accent with a Philly accent but it’s the thought that counted.

[@JackIsRacing]

I love that I am re-listening to this just as Slow Mo Guys drop a “Molten Salt Explosion” video

[@daftrok]

16:22 - 16:28 Add that to the salt draft.

[@spencermfriend]

Eric wins on a technicality, in my opinion. Nick would have crushed it if he didn't throw away his second pick.

[@Dr.Deagle.]

This is a trainwreck that i not only cant look away from but wish i was on 😂

[@WareAndPeace]

Growing up in Peoria Arizona my whole life I was shocked to hear what Eric thought about AZ 😂 but it was also very heart warming to hear Geoff defending it and what he said about flagstaff which is where I went to for college, it really made me feel proud to have experienced something Geoff praised so highly, and I agree

[@matthewhughes7735]

I do kinda wish we had just 20 us states at the end of this. My personal least favorite of the drafts because it felt like they were playing monopoly at times and people would come in with ' i won't pay you because you killed professor plum in the library with a revolver'.

[@Sephoid]

If they had gone to Bean Hole Days, they would have been very close to North Dakota. A group of us regulation listeners and one comment leaver in Grand Forks were planning on going there until they canceled.

[@garrettcarter5866]

Got my gurpler full of iced coffee and a new draft to listen too. Gonna be a good Saturday!!

[@AGhastlyGengar]

Where's the poll on this one?

[@ADHDad]

Wow it's an actual draft with a clearly defined, finite pool of course Andrew had to Salad Cream it

[@IanWhitesel]

I’m from Arizona and I’m with Eric and Geoff, I think the states around us should absorb us and expand, but flagstaff is fun af to visit

[@SaltyPotato6]

Thank you for representing Tucson Geoff!

[@fighthive4808]

I mean, I’m sure if Eric just explicitly ASKED Andrew and everyone else to only pick from a certain pool, Andrew would concede if he made it clear. Eric’s misery is on him for not laying down the law. (Absolutely love the episode, I would think the exact same way as Andrew)

[@jonathanliberatore3175]

eric, yinz go to the stillers game, you guys go to the igles game.

[@Elijah-mg7dq]

I don't know who got first, but Andrew definitely got last lol

[@DavidVazquezzz]

"Is that the Mormon place?"😂

[@3212009a]

Personal inthink it would have been hilarious is as soon as Andrew started his BS Eeic just kicked him from the call and just continued like nothing happened.

[@parakathepyro]

The draft content is always great

[@Brelljorn]

As someone who lives in New Hampshire Im blown away that someone who doesnt live here knows this state exists

[@dannyokiboy]

Remember the first draft when Andrew shat all over Geoff and Gavin's first pick?

[@DraperPeanut]

51st State the niche Samuel L Jackson movie feels like a great pick that went undrafted

[@pbroccoli]

Love the contention in this one. Too funny 😂

[@WillGraydus]

Should be a SuperDraft at the end of the season, drafting the best draft picks of the year!

[@DampPandaSauce]

I'm born and raised in Colorado, Eric was not lying about DIA. But of course, depends on where you're at. But from Denver to the actual airport, it can range from 35-45 minutes. It's a pain. Lol

[@Aziraly]

I think that I sincerely hate Andrew as a human being.

[@kevinadams5592]

Did Eric just call California the biggest state? Texas and Alaska are both bigger

[@kepler656]

Biggest in terms of population & GDP

[@mikephillips1043]

​@@kepler656and ego

[@bh7969]

@@kepler656 per capita gdp California is only 6th

[@Novsev9069]

He also said it was the best state too so not the only thing he said that was wrong

[@longliverocknroll5]

@@mikephillips1043Texas by a wide margin has a bigger ego than California. Californians are far more likely to say their state is a hole than Texas

[@HighPlainsBifter]

29:33 how did I only just notice the pink bears on the right?

[@mehmup]

I would love to see a Sandwich Draft!

[@rjramirez1434]

Tucson is cool is a sentence I never thought I’d hear….and I live here.

[@Domanater73]

I was not expecting Nebraska :D that was nice to hear it on both Geoff's and Gavin's list

[@tyrnip7868]

I’m a North Dakotan comment leaver that was getting hammered with how much my state is non existent in people’s minds at the end

[@rodmullen64]

I'm here in Tennessee dummy expecting at least a mention and getting totally snubbed. Tbf I only have ND on my radar because of minot afb lmao

[@NotReallyRicky]

Andrew salad creamed the absolute shite out of this one. Andrew coming in with his own set of rules that he failed to establish with anyone else is just the Jeopardy rules incident all over again.

[@rineracing]

Bravo Geoff, "The State" was in my top 5 too. My other picks would have been "Solid State Drive" and "Steady State".

[@ViperiumPrime]

YOOOOOOO LETS GO MT!!!!!! All seven of us are SO EXCITED!!!

[@zdustin2832]

Also no one is going to mention that Andrew seems convinced that univerties are states. "Blue Mountain State... it's a state in the world that it's in."

[@jamiedaan-bas]

Geoff!! I went to school in Flagstaff! I love Arizona born and raised here

[@matthew5438]

Anyone else notice that Gavin’s been to states are in the shape of a mermaid holding her arm up? 😂 tail on the left, head on the right.

[@Solsaar]

As someone from Tucson I was happy to hear Geoff thinks it’s cool

[@Orrsmen]

20:30 why you gotta come at Alaska like that Andrew?

[@kevinbroskow6866]

How the heck did nebraska make two lists 😂 love seeing some love for corn country

[@KingOfTheSeas_]

TV Show theme song draft.

[@StgGundumboy]

The draft was absolutely garbage 😂 I love this . This is my favorite draft 🤣

[@taylortunnell8250]

They should do a sequels draft

[@skwerwl]

This was the most confusing draft yet.

[@natebutontheinternet]

so the F**k Face New England tour.. sounds perfect

[@Neditch2024]

This draft is wild

[@altwelve1]

Andrew and his state of mind bs is the pencil trial all over again

[@jreigha]

I would have chosen "State your demands", because then whenever anybody made a demand of any kind, I'd own that.

[@zachhouston514]

My dad said he has flown out of O'Hare on time all but twice including when he did it last week lol

[@mikephillips1043]

Ive never flown out of there on time and twice had to sit on the tarmac for over an hour. Literally the worst airport in the country.

[@Z_Perry7]

It is time for THE DRAAAAAAAFT

[@paigemartin7960]

Andrew's picks physically made me angry like I am irrationally angry and I've reached the limit of my patience with him and he's automatically lost.

[@colediggins431]

Lol i would love to hear these guys draft books going from geoffs philosophy to Andrews doctor suess books

[@WorkLessRideMore]

Utah has some badass freeride mountainbiking spots also

[@lilbilly]

Eventually they should do a F*ckface Draft Draft

[@mantisxz]

I also learned about the fugue state from Breaking Bad. Lol