F9: The Fast Saga Pitch Meeting

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Step inside the pitch meeting that led to F9: The Fast Saga!
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Dominic Toretto is back, baby! For the ninth time! He’s in his fifties now! The Fast and Furious franchise, which began as a movie about underground street racing is back with an entry which literally goes to space. And Vin Diesel swings a car from a rope like Tarzan. Also, the title is F9, for some reason!
F9: The Fast Saga definitely raises some questions. Like how did Mr Nobody actually make it seem like Han died, specifically? How do none of these thousands of bullets have any impact on any of the main characters? Why does illegal street racing lead to people have such incredible international spy skills? How did Jakob Toretto grow so much in his early twenties? How has Dom the family man never mention the fact that he has a literal brother? Why is Cardi B here?!
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to F9: The Fast Saga ! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@ScreenRant
@ScreenRant 3 жыл бұрын
Which Pitch Meeting video would you like to see next? Let us know!
@chriszg2332
@chriszg2332 3 жыл бұрын
Raya and the Last Dragon would be a great pitch meeting. "So the moral of the story is just keep trusting people blindly no matter how many times they betray you until it works"
@kadiriolanipekun6486
@kadiriolanipekun6486 3 жыл бұрын
Jojo Rabbit!
@kadiriolanipekun6486
@kadiriolanipekun6486 3 жыл бұрын
Jojo Rabbit!
@kadiriolanipekun6486
@kadiriolanipekun6486 3 жыл бұрын
Jojo Rabbit!
@kadiriolanipekun6486
@kadiriolanipekun6486 3 жыл бұрын
Jojo Rabbit!
@austinhiggins4645
@austinhiggins4645 3 жыл бұрын
" how could he hold the Infinity gauntlet?" " illegal street racing"
@crono_digger
@crono_digger 3 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed. Good one
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын
"because Groot is in this movie and he knows guys that have held it"
@cjcourter1477
@cjcourter1477 3 жыл бұрын
Nice 👍
@JoeMama-ov9in
@JoeMama-ov9in 3 жыл бұрын
"Family"
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@markmac2206 oh watered down plots and lack of any physics in the fast and furious films that made billions worldwide is tight!!!!
@LapraiLoL
@LapraiLoL 3 жыл бұрын
F9... Does it stand for fast? Or furious? Dom: "actually, it stands for family"
@anikboss4129
@anikboss4129 3 жыл бұрын
Pure gold comments
@l.lawliet7756
@l.lawliet7756 3 жыл бұрын
F stands for Torreto I know it dosent make any sense but neither the movie does.. 😐
@DownfallSweden
@DownfallSweden 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment!!!!! Loool
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@anikboss4129 oh family is tight!!
@austinjohnson8858
@austinjohnson8858 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chuck_EL Only in Alabama XD
@brobafett21
@brobafett21 3 жыл бұрын
The last lines of “How have we never seen Dom’s brother before” “We can get creative with casting” had me 🤣🤣🤣
@brobafett21
@brobafett21 3 жыл бұрын
@MRV GAMER John Cena’s gimmick when in the WWE was “you can’t see me” so that’s why we’ve never “seen” him in the F&F franchise before.
@jamesnjuguna5334
@jamesnjuguna5334 3 жыл бұрын
fire!
@richardsanchez9190
@richardsanchez9190 2 жыл бұрын
Dude this comment and that statement is highly underrated
@Dmenjivar22
@Dmenjivar22 2 жыл бұрын
@WWE UPDATES haha you were lying weren’t you?!?
@worldofticktalkers1773
@worldofticktalkers1773 2 жыл бұрын
It took me whole 3 seconds to get the joke
@Vn-no4fv
@Vn-no4fv 3 жыл бұрын
Watching a pitch meeting without seeing the movie yet is super easy, barely an inconvenience !!
@quaidwilliams1426
@quaidwilliams1426 3 жыл бұрын
Well cause I don't really care about the series anymore....spoilers don't matter lol
@joshuashadow5147
@joshuashadow5147 3 жыл бұрын
I was more excited for the pitch meeting then the movie
@zernetrix
@zernetrix 3 жыл бұрын
Ye pitch meetings are tight
@seraphimsforge-master5433
@seraphimsforge-master5433 3 жыл бұрын
😂 Same thing I was thinking
@loba5049
@loba5049 3 жыл бұрын
I did not watch film first
@Missjunebugfreak
@Missjunebugfreak 3 жыл бұрын
"It's an illogical jump, which is literally our whole thing." This perfectly sums up what the Fast and Furious films have become. 😂
@HowitzerPhat
@HowitzerPhat 3 жыл бұрын
Become??? Good one bro...
@racool911
@racool911 3 жыл бұрын
What were they before lmao?
@racool911
@racool911 3 жыл бұрын
@@willnicholson18 Ngl even the first one had pretty illogical driving scenes lmao
@jliburd1988
@jliburd1988 3 жыл бұрын
That John Cena “you can’t see me”’ joke at the end is underrated
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын
exactly what i looked in the comments for!
@somalipolyglot
@somalipolyglot 3 жыл бұрын
@@markmac2206 me tooo xDDDD
@gwvaio
@gwvaio 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I think you just blew my mind
@broom3298
@broom3298 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even catch it the first time watching. I’m sure this went over a lot of heads, even the ones who know the John cena you can’t see me joke
@RockyPalermo1
@RockyPalermo1 3 жыл бұрын
@@somalipolyglot SAME
@lulamamkuzo1384
@lulamamkuzo1384 3 жыл бұрын
The Next F&F movie: Dom: "What happens when you drive your car faster than the speed of light?... You go back in time" Letty: "But Dom that's not possible" Dom: "Anything's possible...when you got Family"
@Crazy56U
@Crazy56U 3 жыл бұрын
I actually would pay money to see a Fast and Furious film do Back to the Future.
@FadhlyHamzah
@FadhlyHamzah 3 жыл бұрын
It might happen honestly
@alphagamer9505
@alphagamer9505 3 жыл бұрын
At this point, nothing is impossible
@erenjaeger6196
@erenjaeger6196 3 жыл бұрын
Bro fast and furious can do anything I hope they race on dinosaurs
@mogdon2834
@mogdon2834 3 жыл бұрын
or they meet avengers in a crossover and face alternating version of themselves
@elisankar8567
@elisankar8567 3 жыл бұрын
“How is it possible that we’ve never seen this guy?” _It’s all coming together…_
@invaziondzxn4716
@invaziondzxn4716 3 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 😂😂 This should have more likes.
@christiansunday26
@christiansunday26 Жыл бұрын
Yo I finally got the refrence lol
@derrickkabochi
@derrickkabochi 3 жыл бұрын
"We are gonna have a fire fight in the jungle which has fantastic roads", "ooh, a very well maintained jungle..." LMAO Top tier banter right there.
@PaulCastles
@PaulCastles 3 жыл бұрын
“Jakob is Dom’s long lost brother which is where we’re at storytelling wise in these things” 😂
@benzaiten933
@benzaiten933 3 жыл бұрын
more like long lost EVIL brother - dun dun duuuuuuun.
@harisrakovic559
@harisrakovic559 3 жыл бұрын
It literally shits all over the first fast and furious scene where he's telling Brian about what happened to his father lol
@racool911
@racool911 3 жыл бұрын
@@harisrakovic559 Wait why? I don't remember much from it.
@jonathanmcdaniel1040
@jonathanmcdaniel1040 3 жыл бұрын
We need to work in that he's been in a coma for the past several years. And he went back in time to remove that memory from Dom. And he has a secret second wife along with a secret first wife.
@np9145
@np9145 3 жыл бұрын
they should just break down and make a Fast and Furious Soap Opera, hell have the WWE do guest spots on it.
@davesunhammer4218
@davesunhammer4218 3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe we get creative with casting." and physics, and human body endurance, and how guns work, Screw it, Dom is an X-Men, and secret Avenger.
@norbertoszi6812
@norbertoszi6812 3 жыл бұрын
He is Groot anyway🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deriklytten
@deriklytten 3 жыл бұрын
"How's it possible that we haven't seen this guy before? " "Maybe we get creative with casting" 😂😂
@dipanjanghosal1662
@dipanjanghosal1662 3 жыл бұрын
That was straight up fire
@redgreen2453
@redgreen2453 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if they make an F&F 10, the pitch meeting should just be: Writer: "You wanna hear about what happens in this one?" Producer: "Nah, just go ahead and make the movie" **Outro cord**
@Datboy1991
@Datboy1991 3 жыл бұрын
But over the top, ridiculous movies have the best pitch meetings
@ArthurIdrisov
@ArthurIdrisov 3 жыл бұрын
@@Datboy1991 and then they - "Nah. Just kidding. Let me hear everything!"
@rejachemno
@rejachemno 3 жыл бұрын
No
@thehacker2125
@thehacker2125 3 жыл бұрын
Na bro they gonna name it FX or its over
@irondude0611
@irondude0611 3 жыл бұрын
@ry.hillner The only acceptable name for F10 is FasTen Your Seatbelts
@Zanmakenninotachii
@Zanmakenninotachii 3 жыл бұрын
"it's all physics" "the audacity of including a line like that" XDDDD
@helloallhumans2595
@helloallhumans2595 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe F9 was the title instead of Fast and Furious: IN SPACE!
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 3 жыл бұрын
Fast and Furious: Jurassic Park!
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 3 жыл бұрын
No, no. Fast and Furious: in Cardi B's WAP!
@user-dh3kq8wp4h
@user-dh3kq8wp4h 3 жыл бұрын
I mean fast and furious: IN SPACE sounds kinda cringe ngl
@nellydaydreamer6568
@nellydaydreamer6568 3 жыл бұрын
SPACE9 !!!
@camraging641
@camraging641 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMaleRei cringe
@maximpeshkov3377
@maximpeshkov3377 3 жыл бұрын
Like my mom always told me: Put down the books, if you wanna amount to something, illegal street racing is where it's at.
@thegreatpage5912
@thegreatpage5912 3 жыл бұрын
Im signing up for illegal street racing courses right now.
@FindingTom
@FindingTom 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this series has single-handedly destroyed my habit of going to see new movies (well, that and covid). There were multiple movies I wanted to see but I just couldn't stop myself from watching the new Pitch Meeting. I love it, too. Thanks for the laughs Ryan😂
@Brando550
@Brando550 3 жыл бұрын
the pitch meetings save me time and money so i don't have to invest a lot to keep up with pop culture references
@dr.sivavignesh664
@dr.sivavignesh664 3 жыл бұрын
This and army of the dead 😂 old is gold ! I'll stick to the good old movies I still haven't seen, till these greedy fools hire atleast a writer who is a sane adult.
@yamanibryant-mccray2243
@yamanibryant-mccray2243 3 жыл бұрын
lol dang
@Brainstrain
@Brainstrain 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@DanFarrell98
@DanFarrell98 3 жыл бұрын
@@Brando550 ew
@jasonkovald6228
@jasonkovald6228 3 жыл бұрын
The next movie better be named "Fas10 your seatbelts!".
@40g33k
@40g33k 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in!
@Simonporter89
@Simonporter89 3 жыл бұрын
You should write headlines for the NY post, that was *chef's kiss*
@hailtothevic
@hailtothevic 3 жыл бұрын
After the stupidity that is F9, it's almost certainly going to happen
@bknsty14
@bknsty14 3 жыл бұрын
FasTen
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo!
@crockettlauncher
@crockettlauncher 3 жыл бұрын
"Selective and borderline magical magnets are TIGHT.' Unironically this.
@sam-psonsmith9951
@sam-psonsmith9951 3 жыл бұрын
the moment you realize, the only reason you can laugh about this joke and watch this video on your computer, the screen, the data transmitted by satellites. all this happens only because of magnets. real non magical magnets are pretty tight too.
@ExactApproachLOL
@ExactApproachLOL 3 жыл бұрын
Petition to keep "Oh, the audacity of..." as a new recurring phrase.
@QuantumAscension1
@QuantumAscension1 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@aranbchakraborty4763
@aranbchakraborty4763 3 жыл бұрын
Seconded
@FirstPassOfficial
@FirstPassOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Thirded.. ed.
@noone-zy9gt
@noone-zy9gt 3 жыл бұрын
4
@DaloWrld
@DaloWrld 3 жыл бұрын
Fived.. ed.. ed
@kennye25
@kennye25 3 жыл бұрын
"The guy who is all about family has a brother he has never mentioned" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@B.Moore-Ready
@B.Moore-Ready 3 жыл бұрын
Look I'm a need you to get ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OFF HIS BACK ABOUT THAT OK 😠.
@zeppelin4790
@zeppelin4790 3 жыл бұрын
He was in China
@davidgrana9682
@davidgrana9682 3 жыл бұрын
This pitch is a masterpiece! It's like the F&F films were practically invented for these videos!
@Bobbytheman98
@Bobbytheman98 3 жыл бұрын
“Because they did illegal street racing” Bro why even go to college?!
@loganbigmo
@loganbigmo 3 жыл бұрын
Look at Mia. She was in college in the first movie... future movies she isn't. And she did some illegal street racing. Opened up so many new doors for her.
@thetrashiestman
@thetrashiestman 3 жыл бұрын
This movie looked at physics and said "I renounce thee"
@cainakubiaki
@cainakubiaki 3 жыл бұрын
Does the "F" stands for Fast or Furious? Yes.
@iamtheexaggerator2760
@iamtheexaggerator2760 3 жыл бұрын
Stands for Family
@ethanwatson6131
@ethanwatson6131 3 жыл бұрын
it stands for “F oh yeah do you see this? do you this? open your eyes shikamaru it’s a regulation headband!”
@RasmusVJS
@RasmusVJS 3 жыл бұрын
It stands for "Pay respects".
@lukeskywalker6809
@lukeskywalker6809 3 жыл бұрын
It’s for F…k you reality.
@generalqwer
@generalqwer 3 жыл бұрын
F actually stands for physics
@masamune2984
@masamune2984 3 жыл бұрын
“So meanwhile, on Earth...” Fast & Furious: It’s where we are at with these things.
@netero1360
@netero1360 3 жыл бұрын
"It's all physics you know, the numbers don't lie"
@chuenenkoana4748
@chuenenkoana4748 3 жыл бұрын
The audacity of including a line like that🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NemesisoftheGods
@NemesisoftheGods 3 жыл бұрын
Si-Fi just called me.... And the want their Sharknado script writer back, pronto!
@QuantumAscension1
@QuantumAscension1 3 жыл бұрын
How many sequels have they made now? I literally give no f**ks to google it.
@12hdhkw23
@12hdhkw23 3 жыл бұрын
@@QuantumAscension1 6?
@QuantumAscension1
@QuantumAscension1 3 жыл бұрын
@@12hdhkw23 wtf?! Seriously? 😳 🤦
@12hdhkw23
@12hdhkw23 3 жыл бұрын
@@QuantumAscension1 yeah six movies including fire skarknados, radioactive sharknados, space sharks, laser chainsaws, magic, time travel, robot arms and more
@jeromebirth2693
@jeromebirth2693 2 жыл бұрын
2:09 "Ya well that's fine because I'm Vegan anyway" "What!?"
@ErebosGR
@ErebosGR 3 жыл бұрын
"Their DNA is the only thing that can unlock the device, so she's the only living key to this thing." So, all it takes is a single hair.
@zidahya
@zidahya 3 жыл бұрын
It's Harry Potter 3 all over again. If you need "his blood", there is no reason to kidnap him with some crazy plan. People donate their blood all the time for free.
@shoestringVA
@shoestringVA 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s like One for All, you have to intend to give your dna for it to work
@TheBlackhoof
@TheBlackhoof 3 жыл бұрын
@@zidahya well the spell was "the blood of the enemy, forcibly taken" so it probably needed him present for that to satisfy whatever arcane requirements are on the spell.
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 3 жыл бұрын
That also doesn't work adakun.
@Emobullymaguire
@Emobullymaguire 3 жыл бұрын
@@zidahya firstly, it’s Goblet of Fire which is the 4th book and secondly, iirc, Pettigrew said something along the lines of “Blood of a foe forcibly taken”
@tabishhussain9916
@tabishhussain9916 3 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when tej said " If we follow the rules of physics we are gonna be fine " 😂😂😂😂so like fast franchise
@80PercentAshamedOfU
@80PercentAshamedOfU 3 жыл бұрын
Each film in this franchise looks like a parody of the previous one.
@SuperOmnicronsj44
@SuperOmnicronsj44 3 жыл бұрын
The film is better than this pitch meeting routine. .. geez. lol
@SydBat
@SydBat 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 - not sure if you are serious, or just do not have a gag reflex
@rxghxv505
@rxghxv505 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing should be that accurate
@anomalymusic1
@anomalymusic1 3 жыл бұрын
This entire movies plot is just the audience doing the "Calculating Math Meme"
@sathvikeshbenhar7756
@sathvikeshbenhar7756 3 жыл бұрын
"How does the channel have 8mil subscribers?" "They did illegal street racing"
@apurvasharma6915
@apurvasharma6915 3 жыл бұрын
"He used to do illegal street racing" is how the movie executives convince themselves that Vin Diesel is a mythical being beyond comprehension of the viewers xD
@bucketofsunshine6366
@bucketofsunshine6366 3 жыл бұрын
And the incomprehensible way he talks does the rest of the job...
@naamadossantossilva4736
@naamadossantossilva4736 3 жыл бұрын
@@bucketofsunshine6366 That was a good joke.
@adamlakeman7240
@adamlakeman7240 3 жыл бұрын
"So where in Asia are we opening first?" "Taiwan sir" "Great, I'll let John Cena know so he can start promoting it!"
@vanderful2397
@vanderful2397 3 жыл бұрын
They should've mentioned that
@Prometheus0619
@Prometheus0619 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 but he’s sorry he said that
@raveeshadewasurendra9493
@raveeshadewasurendra9493 3 жыл бұрын
Producer guy: How is it possible that we've never SEEN this guy before... Writer guy: Maybe we'll get creative with the casting... I see what you did there...
@cristhianramirez6939
@cristhianramirez6939 2 жыл бұрын
You saw what? I saw nothing
@nicholasn7124
@nicholasn7124 2 жыл бұрын
Every time he says "okay, let me get off of that thing", i lose it lmao
@gustavoroman2214
@gustavoroman2214 3 жыл бұрын
"If they don't name the next one 'Fas10 Your Seatbelts' I'm gonna be real mad" -paraphrased from twitter
@RogueBoyScout
@RogueBoyScout 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I mean at this point, you have no choice but to do it, right? Ticket sales would increase for that, surely
@user_ssp
@user_ssp 3 жыл бұрын
"If they don't name the next one 'FX' I'm gonna be very dissapointed" this what I heard on another KZbin video
@MyNameIsBucket
@MyNameIsBucket 3 жыл бұрын
fur10us
@captaingamer68
@captaingamer68 3 жыл бұрын
I want to take part in illegal street racing it opens up a whole lot of possiblities
@nikeshinoda
@nikeshinoda 3 жыл бұрын
I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU... THEN I JOINED ILLEGAL STREET RACING. andThenIBecameAheartSurgeon C O N S E Q U E N C E S
@ceilinh6004
@ceilinh6004 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, a very well maintained jungle." Missed opportunity to segue into a Manscaped sponsorship.
@FestusBro
@FestusBro 3 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@joanbennettnyc
@joanbennettnyc 3 жыл бұрын
HA!
@AndrewCheshire
@AndrewCheshire 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@midnightfury4584
@midnightfury4584 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe that flat earther guy who built a “space ship” should take lessons from illegal street racers.
@scootlbj
@scootlbj 3 жыл бұрын
“The audacity of including a line like that.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
@thewatcher9480
@thewatcher9480 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@beowulfsrevenge4369
@beowulfsrevenge4369 3 жыл бұрын
The meme came true!!! Cars in space!
@hanieh_art
@hanieh_art 2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah it's an illogical jump which is literally our whole thing." awesome😂😂😂
@dipanjanghosal1662
@dipanjanghosal1662 3 жыл бұрын
"Why did we never see Dom's brother before?" "Because you can't see him" --- John cena theme starts playing ---
@Seanana_
@Seanana_ 3 жыл бұрын
yes that is indeed the joke
@StopTh3Idiots
@StopTh3Idiots 3 жыл бұрын
John China or Xi Cena
@paullunsford8921
@paullunsford8921 Жыл бұрын
Just saw Fast X. Pretty excited about the pitch meeting.
@TheJamesTheory
@TheJamesTheory 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciated the John cena “you can’t see me” joke at the end.
@SBzKillFrenzy
@SBzKillFrenzy 2 жыл бұрын
*0:39** "F9:the fast saga ....now that's a good title" ...the amount of joy in his face after saying that..killed me lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@stuartdemerse7759
@stuartdemerse7759 3 жыл бұрын
Missed a great reference for “because money”, with the not paying off on talking about Otto’s father. Because they have to have something for F10, LOL!
@Daemonik
@Daemonik 3 жыл бұрын
"Somehow, Han has returned." That's all you need to know.
@zidahya
@zidahya 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't he got shot by his own son?
@Zekr0_
@Zekr0_ 3 жыл бұрын
Oh a very "well maintained" "jungle" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't breathe
@jdng86
@jdng86 3 жыл бұрын
Based on Ryan's description I'm going to assume this whole movoe takes place in an afternoon within walking distance of Dom's house.
@kizmo2317
@kizmo2317 3 жыл бұрын
When Pitch Meeting is more entertaining than the actual movie...
@leahl5007
@leahl5007 Жыл бұрын
Ryan’s ending joke has made me completely content with the plothole of Dom’s brother never being seen until now 😂
@Flipitmixit
@Flipitmixit 3 жыл бұрын
3:37 Yo what 😂😂
@darksilverx25
@darksilverx25 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they did f9, just so I could watch the "pitch meeting" 😅
@gsanchez2529
@gsanchez2529 3 жыл бұрын
“How come we’ve never seen this guy before?” “Maybe we’ll get creative with casting” “What?” Literally died lmao
@adilsaju
@adilsaju 3 жыл бұрын
Next one is easily predictable. "Fast 10: Your seatbelts"
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын
thats some dame fine wordplay.
@swun3367
@swun3367 2 жыл бұрын
Done watching almost all of these PMs and this one's ending is just the BESTTT
@fyoutube9410
@fyoutube9410 3 жыл бұрын
I need to watch this movie for comic value. Sounds like a riot.
@earlsmith7428
@earlsmith7428 3 жыл бұрын
It is. You should see the scenes where the fully armed bad guys shoot high powered weapons at the good guys a few feet away and miss every time. It's no wonder why one of the characters makes a speech about it later on.
@AndThenShwarmaAfter
@AndThenShwarmaAfter 2 жыл бұрын
next pitch: 4F aka Fast & Furious Family Forever.
@sanatprasad1594
@sanatprasad1594 3 жыл бұрын
'How is it we've never seen this guy before?' * John Cena them starts playing *
@lannielson1506
@lannielson1506 3 жыл бұрын
I wish Ryan had edited this in. I can hear it in my brain now.
@joekurr6030
@joekurr6030 2 жыл бұрын
That last joke took a moment to land, no wonder we couldn't see Dom's brother
@BBTM951
@BBTM951 3 жыл бұрын
I always mouth along to the "super easy, Barely an Inconvenience, oh Really" part 🤣🤣👍👍
@joanbennettnyc
@joanbennettnyc 3 жыл бұрын
And bob your head twice???
@martinwesterstrand
@martinwesterstrand 3 жыл бұрын
"Pitch meeting" is The Best Thing on KZbin. Number ONE.
@jasonjones7461
@jasonjones7461 Жыл бұрын
Is it an exaggeration to say this guy and these pitch videos are carrying the entirety of screen rant? I HATED screen rant until finding these. They are so good lol
@Scrumtrulescent1
@Scrumtrulescent1 Жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the cardi b reveal i immediately searched "f9 screen rant"
@stevenhyde4097
@stevenhyde4097 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh the auDAcity of including a line like that"
@brucelucasjr5856
@brucelucasjr5856 Жыл бұрын
The John Cena "You can't see me" crack at the end was TIGHT!!! Seriously though, it was a good one
@Auto-Toon
@Auto-Toon 3 жыл бұрын
6:39 end it with an epic U Can’t See Me, John Cena Joke! EPIC lmao
@thomastalks3841
@thomastalks3841 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the scene with the Toyota car door being open then suddenly closed next scene
@ashik7674
@ashik7674 3 жыл бұрын
"It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience" I love that sentence 😂😂
@ohtrueyeahnah
@ohtrueyeahnah 3 жыл бұрын
F10 is the pause button on my laptop so naturally that means the Fast Family are gonna briefly stop time. F11 is the Fullscreen button so they're gonna expand the universe even further and go to another dimension. F12 is airplane mode, these movies write themselves.
@cassiafaith8551
@cassiafaith8551 3 жыл бұрын
The magnet thing was hilarious. Great video. Just sad you didn’t comment on the end credit scene! Stay awesome
@alejandrocanedo7265
@alejandrocanedo7265 3 жыл бұрын
“How is he qualified to be president?!” “He was in illegal street racing”
@BlacksmithFilter1
@BlacksmithFilter1 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't know that President Camacho and Donald Trump were both in illegal street racing!
@adrianchatman5734
@adrianchatman5734 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, presidential candidates who were former street racers are TIGHT!"
@elharvey5032
@elharvey5032 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlacksmithFilter1 So was Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Bush
@AndrewCheshire
@AndrewCheshire 3 жыл бұрын
Man, jokes like this are supposed to get funnier the more you think about them, not more depressing...
@alejandrocanedo7265
@alejandrocanedo7265 3 жыл бұрын
@@adrianchatman5734 😂 yes!
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
Vin Diesel walked into the set during the first day and set a physics book on fire.
@campfire4754
@campfire4754 3 жыл бұрын
Jellal!!!
@deadskrillaskrit2078
@deadskrillaskrit2078 3 жыл бұрын
I read that as "physical book" I wasnt surprised at all
@SapienSafari
@SapienSafari 3 жыл бұрын
With his mind
@Bobbytheman98
@Bobbytheman98 3 жыл бұрын
Dead Physics Society
@FloridaMan_123
@FloridaMan_123 3 жыл бұрын
Physics
@aneoliveira1464
@aneoliveira1464 3 жыл бұрын
"It feels like the action sequences won't have any stakes whatsoever" "Well, that's fine 'cause I'm vegan anyway" I was not ready for that joke 😂😂😂😂😂
@brightappiah6327
@brightappiah6327 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@N1lav
@N1lav 3 жыл бұрын
Killing vegans is *not* a hate crime. 🤣🤣🤣
@carlsiouxfalls
@carlsiouxfalls 3 жыл бұрын
It's the jokes you weren't prepared for that get the biggest laughs.
@Fresh_Biscuits
@Fresh_Biscuits 3 жыл бұрын
@@carlsiouxfalls definitely. subverting expectations is a big part of comedy.
@vitosanto9702
@vitosanto9702 3 жыл бұрын
That one killed me lmao
@RohitKashyap02
@RohitKashyap02 3 жыл бұрын
*F10* : *_Otto's wealthy father is actually Doms father who is not Dead_*
@haiqal5333
@haiqal5333 3 жыл бұрын
Nah most likely one of the people in the villain Organization from Hobbs and Shaw, I can't remember what they're called.
@vimalmathew2679
@vimalmathew2679 3 жыл бұрын
Eteon....
@AnnaSa92
@AnnaSa92 3 жыл бұрын
somebody get Batista on the phone, we're gonna need a new wrestler for this!
@kingartison
@kingartison 3 жыл бұрын
Annnddddd Paul walker will somehow return
@R2Mike
@R2Mike 3 жыл бұрын
@@AnnaSa92 eteons director was Ryan Reynolds in Hobbs and shaw
@rithrius5384
@rithrius5384 3 жыл бұрын
Protip: Add "illegal street racing" to your resume. You'll get any job you want!
@biiyen8458
@biiyen8458 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, stating your involvement in a felony to boost your employability is TIGHT!
@whocares9033
@whocares9033 3 жыл бұрын
And getting references for said felonies is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@vineetsahu5136
@vineetsahu5136 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh! The audacity of including a line like that...
@alphaqgentley897
@alphaqgentley897 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow
@DainHunter
@DainHunter 3 жыл бұрын
@@whocares9033 best part of the meetings haha
@lannielson1506
@lannielson1506 3 жыл бұрын
FF10 : Chronicles of the Furious Writer: “So dom is fighting the devil with the ancient staff of Ra on the hood of Dodge Charger during a ‘twisted metal’ style street race in hell, and he’s winning because he has the knowledge of the ancients ones” Producer: “but how did he get the knowledge of the ancient ones?” Writer: “well see, he used to do illegal street racing…”
@distinguishedgentlemen5120
@distinguishedgentlemen5120 3 жыл бұрын
It’s all about family
@MrSGL21
@MrSGL21 3 жыл бұрын
boom head shot.
@tpsam
@tpsam 3 жыл бұрын
No it's too soon to be street racing in hell We first save the world from aliens using kung furious fast racing super powers Which would open up a possible crossover with transformers Dom driving Optimus prime
@tabascoslim5034
@tabascoslim5034 3 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated comment 👍
@hashbrown4781
@hashbrown4781 3 жыл бұрын
Spoilers!! ;D
@Sohaib72742ify
@Sohaib72742ify 3 жыл бұрын
"The guy who's all about family never mentioned he had a brother" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@soonamisapphire2425
@soonamisapphire2425 3 жыл бұрын
I no right!?! He always talked about his sister
@McNaireXstream
@McNaireXstream 3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert
@4olufade
@4olufade 3 жыл бұрын
Get all the way off my back
@Joeyhate
@Joeyhate 3 жыл бұрын
@I suffered, I learned, I changed ✞ once you laugh to the point of tears it dosent matter how many laughing crying faces you have since your constantly cry laughing
@sirwolf3617
@sirwolf3617 3 жыл бұрын
@I suffered, I learned, I changed ✞ he didn't even quote Ryan right. The kids too lazy to pause a video and type it right. 🤦
@biam.2773
@biam.2773 3 жыл бұрын
"That actuallt doesn't sound that crazy" "With a car" "Oh, there it is"
@stevescollectibles3460
@stevescollectibles3460 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing the pitch meeting before the movie itself is “TIGHT”!!!
@caesar7734
@caesar7734 3 жыл бұрын
It isn’t released yet in my country but I couldn’t prevent spoiling it for myself.
@ridgefrost
@ridgefrost 3 жыл бұрын
I've never been so uninterested in watching a movie like i am for f9 especially since i've watched all the 8 movies and was a huge fun all the way till fast five
@kevinkassoka8628
@kevinkassoka8628 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah
@RadTrav270
@RadTrav270 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow
@stevescollectibles3460
@stevescollectibles3460 3 жыл бұрын
@@RadTrav270 wow.... wow
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 3 жыл бұрын
I always ask my heart surgeon: Do you have a background in illegal street racing? If they say no, I choose a different surgeon.
@dominikschaller
@dominikschaller 3 жыл бұрын
How often do you have heart surgery?
@Emobullymaguire
@Emobullymaguire 3 жыл бұрын
@@dominikschaller every other week. Sometimes twice in a week.
@johnnyblaze8439
@johnnyblaze8439 3 жыл бұрын
Smart
@QuantumAscension1
@QuantumAscension1 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emobullymaguire That makes sense. Ya gotta keep that puppy maintained
@victorportable3892
@victorportable3892 3 жыл бұрын
Dude how often do u need to go to a heart surgeon
@louiem9939
@louiem9939 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “the characters from Tokyo Drift are back and they’re rocket scientists now”. This movie is ridiculous 😂
@jenniferscott4900
@jenniferscott4900 3 жыл бұрын
Amen to that I just saw it lol it's to crazy for words ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alfa_kenny_body
@alfa_kenny_body 3 жыл бұрын
In their defense, they DO have a background in illegal Street racing so
@diaperlover5864
@diaperlover5864 3 жыл бұрын
Lil Bow Wow looked fat too 😂
@jacobl6714
@jacobl6714 3 жыл бұрын
I know you meant Riddickulous
@rs72098
@rs72098 3 жыл бұрын
It is ridiculous, but that's why they keep selling tickets. The same reason Jurassic world sells tickets.
@ysensei587
@ysensei587 3 жыл бұрын
Job interviewer: So what are your strengths? Me: I used do illegal street racing Job interviewer: your hired
@kevinpohlner2840
@kevinpohlner2840 3 жыл бұрын
Most street racers end up incarcerated or hurt but these 1200 individuals broke that stereotype and have amassed unbelievable wealth and knowledge.
@TenTonNuke
@TenTonNuke 3 жыл бұрын
I would criticize you for using the wrong version of "you're" but you seem like you used to do illegal street racing, so I'll let it slide.
@chikenfartz
@chikenfartz 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinpohlner2840 they must have been legal street racers then, totally different concept
@tgr.4550
@tgr.4550 3 жыл бұрын
X-FORCE!
@Stoic_grimace
@Stoic_grimace 3 жыл бұрын
Job Interviewer: In fact, here, have my job.
@whatsinaname4971
@whatsinaname4971 3 жыл бұрын
"The audacity of including a line like that" killed me...
@saipawankumar5297
@saipawankumar5297 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@self.medicate
@self.medicate 3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@anuragphadnis3385
@anuragphadnis3385 2 жыл бұрын
RIP
@defaultname7685
@defaultname7685 2 жыл бұрын
Literally did my first spit take in like 10 years at that line
@shubhammahli871
@shubhammahli871 3 жыл бұрын
"How come we have never seen Dom's brother" Because You Can't See Him
@ravenspurplebeats5412
@ravenspurplebeats5412 3 жыл бұрын
i dont know who your on about i never seen him :P
@darriusbaker24
@darriusbaker24 3 жыл бұрын
I just now got that class last joke “clever casting”
@unc0mm0n2
@unc0mm0n2 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I don’t watch wrestling and didn’t get that last joke. Once you said “you can’t see me” I remembered the Cena memes. Thanks bro.
@Oceanlinx
@Oceanlinx 3 жыл бұрын
And he can't see Taiwan. 😂
@kamallewis-gopie6956
@kamallewis-gopie6956 3 жыл бұрын
I actually missed that joke, thanks lol
@seanwuzhere12
@seanwuzhere12 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s all physics, the numbers don’t lie” “Aw the audacity of including a line like that” That has me rolling. That’s so disrespectful to put in this movie lol.
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 3 жыл бұрын
Science is whatever I say it is!
@missxspencer1538
@missxspencer1538 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@breeze715
@breeze715 3 жыл бұрын
I just imagine the meme of the derp face taking down his glasses. Like "Tf you just say😒?"
@optimusprimus89
@optimusprimus89 3 жыл бұрын
Thay was funny but I'm pretty sure it was said to make fun of how ridiculous cars going to space really is
@SourabhShetty
@SourabhShetty 3 жыл бұрын
It actually works in the movie, it's meant to be funny.
@utkarshmaheshwari5635
@utkarshmaheshwari5635 2 жыл бұрын
"The audacity of including a line like that" is absolute gold 😂😂😂
@muddyboots7753
@muddyboots7753 3 жыл бұрын
F 10 plot: The cars they were driving were Autobots all along.
@delfin7461
@delfin7461 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly a crossover with Transformers is the only way the series can go
@anvaytulpule4059
@anvaytulpule4059 3 жыл бұрын
worse, dom had a secret chick who had a baby together and letty got angry and mr nobody turned bad and then dwayne johnson killed han just stop this bullshit
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
At this point in both franchises, I mean, why not? That might as well be a thing that happens.
@christophermaldonado5149
@christophermaldonado5149 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, why not...Brixton Lore the villian in Hobbs and Shaw, his motorbike transformed a little...Lol
@TheCrazyfighter19
@TheCrazyfighter19 3 жыл бұрын
I hope so
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 3 жыл бұрын
2001: Street racing 2011: Multi million dollar bank heists 2021: Space travel 2031: Intergalactic exploration
@invaziondzxn4716
@invaziondzxn4716 3 жыл бұрын
We might see Elon Musk in the next fast saga. Family to the moon👪 🚀
@daveman4321
@daveman4321 3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe… TIME TRAVEL?
@DChrls
@DChrls 3 жыл бұрын
@@daveman4321 Maybe they will use a DeLorean.
@quiana1458
@quiana1458 3 жыл бұрын
@@DChrls 😆
@Sudhindra3000
@Sudhindra3000 3 жыл бұрын
2041: Inter dimensional Race wars
@do3807
@do3807 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, the audacity of including a line like that." For real though, it's almost parody
@pkmntrainermark8881
@pkmntrainermark8881 3 жыл бұрын
It must just be self parody at this point.
@LOGAN-R6M
@LOGAN-R6M 3 жыл бұрын
I died when he said that line 😂😂 Edit: I'm alright now
@FStalukder
@FStalukder 3 жыл бұрын
The two things that had me laughing most is the audacity line and the ending "you can't see me" joke😂
@mopnem
@mopnem 3 жыл бұрын
The other movies were still good though. I question wether it’s the curse of having cena on yr cast lol, almost all other films with him in it suffer from it.
@NorthernSeaWitch
@NorthernSeaWitch 3 жыл бұрын
@@mopnem it's not a curse, it's just the fact that when you're ready to cast John Cena you're scraping the bottom of the barrel and creatively bankrupt already. 💯
@PriyanChanaka
@PriyanChanaka 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan : How is that possible we've never seen Dom's brother before. John Cena: You can't see me
@royalgod8218
@royalgod8218 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was the joke.
@ratholin
@ratholin 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was just his spine that was invisible. But maybe that's just around the chinese government.
@alchemistrpm82
@alchemistrpm82 3 жыл бұрын
@@ratholin Burn 🔥
@siege824s8
@siege824s8 3 жыл бұрын
Dom Brother has been in all the movies since the very 1st one
@alchemistrpm82
@alchemistrpm82 3 жыл бұрын
@@siege824s8 no
@Blate1
@Blate1 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he didn’t mention the fact that Dom’s brother is a tall Nordic white guy that looks nothing like him or his dad at all. I hope in F10 there’s a big reveal that he was adopted and everyone’s just like 😮😮😮
@startingQB
@startingQB 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the whole family is adopted. You notice no one ever talks about a "mom"
@m.c.martin
@m.c.martin Жыл бұрын
Vin Diesel is White though
@vdiitd
@vdiitd 3 жыл бұрын
Not watching any of the Fast or Furious movies and still enjoying their pitch meetings is TIGHT!
@HawkeyeCharmer
@HawkeyeCharmer 3 жыл бұрын
So true! Haven’t wasted my time or money on any after Tokyo Drift but have gladly watched the Pitch Meetings for ALL of them multiple times 🍿 😄
@turdfurgeson1643
@turdfurgeson1643 3 жыл бұрын
Not watching these horrible movies but loving their Pitch Meetings was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@georgevelis4651
@georgevelis4651 3 жыл бұрын
@@turdfurgeson1643 the movies are pure cinema tho
@kalimaxine
@kalimaxine 3 жыл бұрын
@@HawkeyeCharmer Right. After Tokyo Drift it's like, eh really? More of this crap?
@daniellewis5009
@daniellewis5009 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow wow, wow
@GregorBarclay
@GregorBarclay 3 жыл бұрын
“The guy that’s all about family has a brother he never mentioned?” Lost it at that haha
@simonwyzik8661
@simonwyzik8661 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll help you find it
@rainbowruler6453
@rainbowruler6453 3 жыл бұрын
@@simonwyzik8661 No throw it back
@kishanbhadoriya8701
@kishanbhadoriya8701 3 жыл бұрын
his brother was john Cena so he couldn't have seen him anyway
@ecliptorcalrissian5014
@ecliptorcalrissian5014 3 жыл бұрын
This series has officially become a parody of itself. F10 is going to be nuts.
@charlesludwig8672
@charlesludwig8672 2 жыл бұрын
FasTEN your seatbelts
@kamenanew9867
@kamenanew9867 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesludwig8672 lmao yes! Haha so bad it's good. Fits the series.
@deandrenicholas2545
@deandrenicholas2545 Жыл бұрын
It's been a parody of itself since the second one...
@gagaplex
@gagaplex 3 жыл бұрын
"Spoilers ahead!" like the story even exists, let alone matters.
@user_hellothere
@user_hellothere 3 жыл бұрын
SPACE 😂
@rainbowruler6453
@rainbowruler6453 3 жыл бұрын
There is no story
@kasperschmidt5665
@kasperschmidt5665 3 жыл бұрын
Brutal, but true😂
@drunkpunch7334
@drunkpunch7334 3 жыл бұрын
@@user_hellothere THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN'T BEEN TAINTED BY CAPITALISM
@jaerivus
@jaerivus 3 жыл бұрын
... Which is precisely why I chose this "PM" over the new Black Widow one. Man, I gotta start remembering to watch movies if I wanna watch these Pitch Meetings and not worry about spoilers. But lucky for me, as you said, this one clearly doesn't count as a story I'd be remotely interested in. Your words. (Jk)
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