Fable Review | Moral Relativism Edition™

[@user-md4ss2do5k]

"well done, lad. The beetles are all dead" gets me everytime

[@drsoe08]

What time is that? Hahahah

[@onandover1]

It's the guildmaster's delivery that really sells it

[@sazo1st]

Metoo

[@htf5555]

Mark David Chapman, the hero of oakvale

[@cheemsdog7662]

@@drsoe08 4:20

[@noctisocculta4820]

As a kid, I married my friend's character to an old man while he went to the toilet. He came back in while they were consummating their marriage. He angrily snatched the controller out of my hand, then decapitated his husband. We have never spoken about it to this very day.

[@donniedarko2815]

Hahahaha what the fuck! That’s brilliant! Thanks for the chuckle mister!

[@SandrockCustom]

Holy shit 😂

[@firewalkwithjuno5421]

Harmless-ish pranks like that back in the day were always the funniest shit

[@uuncoolguy6]

You should ask if he's still as homophobic to this day. It's funny because it's accusative

[@AustinMmmmmm]

@@uuncoolguy6 kek

[@shahbazsheikh3545]

Sacrifice to evil gods - 40 evil points. Divorce - 600 evil points. Yep - England during Henry VIII reign alright.

[@GrimKhazi]

makes sense really? Sacrifice is away from society and silent. One can claim beetles or something killed her on her journey to whatever. With divorce, with such a prominent figure as the player character, it shows something even more sinister the public considers. I think the ratio is fine imho. Nice joke though. Just spitting.

[@xostler]

GrimKhazi .! I found the Catholic guys!

[@tforutforson7262]

It was Khorne! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL TRON!

[@jamarswope2341]

McDade Visuals if you view it as reputation, then it makes perfect sense

[@Stoic558]

@@GrimKhazi nice bait dude lol

[@axongear9650]

The Lady Grey romance was so good, I remarried her resurrected corpse 500 years later in Fable 2

[@mienski0]

True love know no bounds

[@Dakayto]

@@SoloWingBuddy she's not even related to the protogonist

[@supertaoman12]

Even in my good playthroughs I still damned that poor villager just to bone Lady Grey

[@Ramble55]

@@Dakayto The hero of Bowerstone (fable 2) is a descendant of the hero of the hero of Oakvale (fable 1), so if your only wife was Lady Grey...shiiiiiiet

[@ballsblue5882]

@@Ramble55 to be fair id be like boning your 6th removed cousin.

[@greg98july]

I remember watching my older brothers play and when choosing haircuts we learned that I think it was bald that woman in the world found most attractive and laughing about it. Knowing that Peter Molyneux made this now, it all adds up.

[@AvariceOverlord]

I think the bald and ponytail hairstyles look exactly identical to how the Carter brothers (developers for the game) looked back then. If I recall, they even made characters with similar hair styles in Fable 2 and 3, which were genuinely a reference to them.

[@emi1807]

almost had a stroke reading that

[@AvariceOverlord]

@@emi1807 You should see a doctor about that. 'tis not normal.

[@kavasir7042]

@@AvariceOverlord I don't think meant that kind of stroke ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

[@pepeishere7529]

@@kavasir7042 you should see a doctor about that.

[@AnonymousJohnAutobon]

"An experience all of us can relate to, having your parents killed and your village burnt to the ground" oh yeah... I forgot sseth grew up in eastern europe

[@jakelanguria4623]

John Carroll i can confirm that is the story of most kids in europe generally

[@jldldr3933]

"My village was burned down and my family killed" is an statement that works for Eastern Ukraine in 400AC, 1657, 1941 and 2014

[@517342]

Or Central Africa

[@oz_jones]

*Africa

[@admech590]

@@jldldr3933 slavs have a very strange, very violent history

[@faurier]

>Fable is now considered retro I'm turning into dust as we speak

[@matthewcoyle4131]

You should stop spending skill points.

[@allesarfint]

Maybe sacriface your wife to the dark gods?

[@noahwatt1269]

Or give more shekels to Sseth?

[@wyldhorn2277]

I don't feep so good

[@lucienn9685]

Ok boomer

[@_BirdOfGoodOmen]

He's just cranking them out now isn't he. The Merchant's Guild must be holding his family hostage

[@PlanetZoidstar]

Knowing the Merchant's Guild, Seth's family is hidden behind a Paywall.

[@noahwatt1269]

He has to buy some lootboxes with a random chance to get his familymembers back.

[@mikelms20]

Fool. They forced Sseth to marry into the guild so they could have full control of his life

[@triadia7059]

@@guiterrorist talk about saying the quiet part loud. We all got the joke, c'mon dude.

[@bohemicbohemian9190]

The merchant guild IS his family

[@Amyante]

If i recall from way back when i played this, you could actually get a whole bunch of Rogue (yellow) XPs in the tutorial. When you're supposed to hit your tutor with a weapon, just stand far away and keep hitting him with a bow. Eventually he'll get tired of it, but you'll have gathered so much yellow XPs (which make you taller for some reason) that your character model becomes too tall for the orphanage cutscenes, making it look like you're some creepy adult stalking the kids there. Good times.

[@zigfaust]

I mean, that's impossible since you can't allocate points as a kid and weird that you went straight to adults stalking kids.

[@tallesttree4863]

@@zigfaust shut up

[@Tony-ob7lh]

@@zigfaust Without an immature/crude sense of humor, you sure you’re on the right channel brah?

[@zigfaust]

@@Tony-ob7lh Here at the Merchants Guild we don't stalk kids, we... uh... procure fractions of children. And by fractions I mean organs, and by children I mean the ones who were up for 43 hours straight and forgot one screw on the Iphone they get paid 25c an hour to make. We can't have a society of losers, so we make them winners, peice by peice.

[@ThugHunterfromIsrael]

@@zigfaust You are a furry. Do not argue morality, peasant.

[@kROCHmal97]

Hey hey sseth People here

[@Eryomis]

Do not upset the natural order boy.

[@PaullieBambino]

The Merchants are very displeased about this

[@ChiaroscuroxX]

Sseth sseth people Hey here

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

here here sseth people hey

[@egg7136]

people people seth hey here

[@fconstraints]

Peter Molyneux understands marriage better than ANYONE I've ever met.

[@peoples2296]

You know you've found true love when you can fart in her face a couple times.

[@blodstainer]

True. Wives going for divorce, literally Satan

[@filthynormie]

what about the doc? forsenCD

[@alext5497]

Didn't he fuck Lauren Southern

[@Dadodaw]

My favorite scheme I ever did in this game was buying alcohol, using the give command to give it to a shop owner who would then immediately drink it, do this enough and they'd become drunk, then through the use of carefully running into them you could push them out of the shop and they'd stumble around town drunk while I stole all their shops items.

[@midshipman8654]

Peter Molyneux is just a hard corporate contractarian and simply wants us to understand the joys of contract based morality. In marriage you both swear to “now and forever be together” so by breaking this, you are a dirty oathbreaker and deserve the highest extent of punishment by the law. While on the other hand, little rascals who sacrifice others to the dark gods never promise to NOT sacrifice them, so their slight is only surface level. The victim should have explicitly had a non sacrificial declaration submitted to the local government if they were so against it in the first place.

[@matthewcarroll2533]

Omfg, I lost it at "While on the other hand, little rascals who sacrifice others..." Good laugh, lol.

[@Volodimar]

True Anarcho-Capitalist indeed.

[@physical_insanity]

Holy shit. You cracked the code.

[@dylan4125]

That's the most British thing I've heard this year.

[@Ogryska]

I'm more hyped for this premiere than any other movie for past 3 years

[@RD-uf6gw]

Hey, you're from Otz's comments section. Small world.

[@nocap7885]

You're missing out then

[@ThePlayer920]

Congrats on not being a soyboy

[@KoScosss]

What were you hyped for 4 years ago?

[@kimjong-un2853]

Ogryska what about Joker

[@Brainhorn]

"We were really edgy kids back then" I'm playing Fable Anniversary because I never beat The Lost Chapters. I picked the name Reaper. I'm 31

[@joecool2721]

It’s all good. We are all edgy kids at heart

[@AlaniLTD]

What were you using before Reaper? I was loving Arsefase before I found Reaper outside the Arena.

[@Brainhorn]

@@AlaniLTD I think I was just Chicken Chaser until then

[@dyinhope6840]

Go for the secret titles paladin or necromancer

[@J.W.J.]

Same age and picked Reaper.

[@brocknhymen]

"You can even choose to marry people in this game!" >shows clip of main character punching a woman yes

[@EnclaveTrooper1]

I remember that when I punched my wife in the game, she got mad and refused to talk to me. After I used the "sorry" emote 100 times and showered her with gifts everything went back to normal. I was so impressed.

[@katomts]

The game really gave me a chance to respect wahmen

[@trentn1127]

@DoogieBowser Legit strat for farming exp too. Particularly crafty heroes will save all of their exp potions for when they've married Lady Grey and can then use their new wife (who if I recall correctly is immortal, if not you can heal her as you go) to get their combat multiplier even higher until consuming the exp potions for truly stupid amounts of exp and it's still only slightly less evil than a divorce which may follow.

[@bostyt50]

> meme arrows outside of 4chan

[@drake7038]

@@bostyt50 Some people are autistic enough they'd go on and use meme arrows outside of their mongolian basket forum.

[@CreepsMcPasta]

This game was my childhood jam Shoutout to anyone who dug up and resurrected Lady Grey's bones in Fable III to marry her again

[@stayfrosty9377]

Wasn’t it in Fable 2? In hobbles’ cave and one... well, technically two very confused men. Btw, Which lady part did you like most?

[@hoze1235]

the usable part 😂😂

[@demoulius1529]

You make it sound like there were other options then lady Grey

[@stayfrosty9377]

@@demoulius1529 UHHHM... Every male and female you came across?

[@drewbradberry7051]

@@stayfrosty9377 uhmm...sarcasm?

[@kurtmueller2089]

"tfw foreskin caught in the zipper" wait a second... I thought Seth was a member of the... merchant Guild?

[@jasonpham4554]

careful now...

[@LawkzBro]

Now, now, what did we tell you about thinking, Kurt?

[@kurtmueller2089]

@@LawkzBro not too much and never without supervision?

[@Soulraven2735]

Maybe he has a partial circumcision

[@kurtmueller2089]

@@Soulraven2735 thats like a partial pregnancy

[@TheeFoolishNoob]

T-titles? WHAT TITLES?! *IS THAT WHY EVERYONE KEPT CALLING ME CHICKEN CHASER?!*

[@snarkmarx]

No, it's because you chase chickens.

[@penaxor]

They knew you were really a furry, you filth.

[@deatheven13]

I feel like you're pulling a leg ...shouldn't you be off chasing a chicken or something?

[@nik1andr22]

@@snarkmarx funny thing that in russian translation they call him chicken pincher

[@Adierit]

yeah your ingame title determined what the NPC's called you if i recall, you bought new titles with some form of reputation points or something like that

[@Gunplabro]

Your health is low hero. Do you have any potions, or food?

[@GodnezZz1337]

'Try to get your combat multiplier even higher'

[@F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w]

Check the guild for more quests!

[@cowboycurtis4944]

I need to get a mod that gets rid of these voice clips next time I play.

[@Psytinker]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/onm5nJ1olNxgh7c

[@ThatGhillieGuy]

Hero, your will energy is low, watch that

[@nastybedazzler]

"As your fists might unintentionally kill your wife, use heal between beatings to keep her healthy and to get rid of any bruising that might be used as evidence against you in a court of law." - That is priceless. I could listen to you review a potato for an hour lol

[@sinclair6555]

Daddy has blessed us with more content.

[@MetodaMAN]

the great dark trouser snake would never abandon us

[@MichaelLeagueBaseball]

Praise be

[@yosefyonin6824]

@@MichaelLeagueBaseball sseth TZEENCHtac - the changer of ways blesses us personaly through these videos

[@HatTrex]

*black

[@thahitscan]

and we don't even have to sacrifice our wifes

[@alucarqua6434]

*See Lady Grey on the rating scale* Sseth, my man, got good taste.

[@ZXDeathHazardDX]

Halloween Version too, I gotta support this man now for his fine taste

[@Trignial]

"the only good romance option in the entire game" You underestimate the student with a hot voice in the heroes guild

[@jacqmarthy536]

Who?

[@fartz3808]

LOL your comment made me remember I married that student as well because of the hot voice many years ago

[@SpankzVonSpankington]

Ah a man of culture

[@carlosascanio7143]

how can you marry someone from the guild? do they move to bowerstone?

[@Trignial]

@@carlosascanio7143 you have to escort them to bowerstone. If you want to bring them to oakvale you have to do the whole route though which is annoying since enemies can hit them if youy not paying attention.

[@olegt8751]

"Well done, lad. The Beatles are all dead." 4:21 Damn lol.

[@matthewcarroll2533]

Lol, yeah that shit was savage and hilariously funny at the same time.

[@ahmedboukhalfa288]

that walk though

[@thecandlemaker1329]

When were you when John Lenin dies?

[@draco107]

I actually did laugh out loud

[@eciipse_m]

IM DYING LMAO

[@crossofintimidation]

You killed your sister who saw her village burned down, blinded, and was used by bandits. Getting a world killing sword was a reward for bestowing mercy.

[@grammaticalrouge29]

Proof that good & evil are fundamentally the same merelly separated by intention. And now that you mention it; These days that would probably be the "neutral" option.

[@xekon14]

Micah *”used by bandits”* Hentai wants to know your location

[@bigsky1047]

Pretty sure the reward for evil was not having to go dig up the good equivalent. Had the exact same stats too, no real reason to kill her when you get the same reward with a little more effort if you know where to look

[@chriswolfe351]

@Timothy Dexter Healing magic can't repair emotional scars.

[@grammaticalrouge29]

@@chriswolfe351 At the very least have an upvote for being the most wholesome comment on the entire section.

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Yes, I remember how being evil in this game paid ludicrously well. I'd lead dozens of people into monster infested regions, wait for nature to take its course, and then buy their property. Your morality never goes down. Alternatively, lead about a dozen people to the temple of Skorm while you've got good morality, sacrifice them all and gain a huge negative karma rating *and the best bow in the game that can only be obtained here.*

[@KubinWielki]

Ah, yes, Fable's economy... Still remember discovering my own, personal "Silk Road" that you can employ at the beginning of the game, the first time you reach Bowerstone, and all you need is like, I think 13 gold? Step 1. Buy a pack chocolates from the vendor right next to the city gate. Step 2. Walk literally 10 meters to an inn and sell the chocolates to the innkeeper for more than 13 gold. Step 3. Repeat until you can afford the "buy everything, and resell to the same vendor" exploit mentioned by Sseth.

[@dirpyturtle69]

KubinWielki You only need to buy every item of one type to resale it by the time you get to bowerstone sell the iron sword and buy all the apples from the man at the gate the buy and sale until you afford all of the chocolates and do the same. The way the games merchants work is that the more of an item they have the less they sale it for but the less they have the more they buy it for. So if you sell stacks of 100 or ridiculously high numbers you will always earn back your money and more

[@KubinWielki]

@@dirpyturtle69 Well, I know how it works. I'm simply saying how I've done it when I was a kid. At the time it didn't occur to me to simply sell the stuff I was using to be able to buy the vendor's stock out. Instead, I worked my way up to that point with chocolate runs to the inn. The principle is the same.

[@KubinWielki]

@JoeRingo118 Another classic, good sir! :D I remember abusing the game's mechanics with house renting, too. In Bowerstone, behind the inn, I think, there's a beggar shack that's normally occupied, but if you buy a house and rent it out, the shack suddenly becomes unclaimed (you rent to that particular beggar, I assume ;D) so you can sleep in it, effectively still having home, but gaining money periodically.

[@CR-ej6nl]

You didn't even need to walk to the inn, you could just buy supplies and immediately sell them back to the same guy for profit

[@KubinWielki]

@@CR-ej6nl I know. But in order for that to work, you need to buy his entire stock (or at least vast majority). I'm talking about the situation in which you only have money for one item.

[@hawkkunxd6014]

11:14 don't think i didn't hear that faint "Oh shit, I'm sorry" Sseth...

[@hawkkunxd6014]

@Anne Isopod yeah i see that, your daddy gave you good advice

[@unconscious7219]

Ang

[@Calvin_Coolage]

I see his LordMadalore personality is leaking through again.

[@GrandDadGaming]

@Anne Isopod even if they have good size and all

[@SuperUnunquadium]

mMMmm

[@simibazer9605]

"Remember to kill Briar Rose in every playthrough" The moment i saw how annoying she was i already knew she was evil to the bone.

[@navilluscire2567]

I don't know about "EVIL" per say...more like full of herself which to be fair she was once a great heroine long before the player character's time so it's somewhat understandable, still a stuck up b*tch though! Plus it's not like a player is any better, just about anyone would be a prideful prick since they in the world of Fable are among only a select few people in the entire know world whom get to be super influential, heroes or villains or dubious bastards liken to tales of mythology, folklore figures and chronicles from legend.

[@combativeThinker]

@@navilluscire2567 But can you marry her tho?

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

Why would you want to spare her again?

[@victorkreig6089]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 milkers

[@diamondmetal3062]

I heard a theory that she's Reaver's ancestor.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Peter Molyneux Is the spiritual predecessor of Todd Howard.

[@digitalwayfarer7404]

Have they ever been photographed in the same room together? Are we sure they're different people?

[@LuckeeStrikee]

@@digitalwayfarer7404 Pretty sure he sacrificed his wife to get younger

[@MillVillage]

Molyneux’s games aren’t full of glitches, though.

[@anonynony4410]

the British version, which we all know is akin to saying a perverted mirror universe Todd Howard where the games were actually fun and playable

[@bud389]

@@anonynony4410 Most british games are shit though.

[@Duncanoneable]

Fable tought me that time spent in the brothel is a time spent well

[@roberte2945]

"What would a British woman find attractive?" Holy shit, my sides.

[@Turapuru]

yes, your *beard* sides

[@unsrescyldas9745]

*shows salafi beard*

[@gessie]

Biscuits, and being her brother. Maybe pretending poets are the most important intellectuals of all time. It also helps to be ginger, have dumbo ears and show her how many beers you can chug in a minute.

[@SkitzFist1]

Seth, could you maybe convince the merchants guild to fund som Lady Grey hentai?

[@OfficialUSKRprogram]

YES

[@darkzerothe1]

I second this motion

[@Wruce_Bayne]

Thirded

[@zeronikku3549]

For the last time, he's SsethTzeentach not SsethSlaanesh.

[@Hyperversum3]

@@zeronikku3549 dude, he already spent a fuckton of money on other porn, why not do It again?

[@-Raylight]

I was just thinking about divorcing my wife Now I'm just going to sacrifice her to the dark gods Thanks Sseth!

[@HeyFox101]

Quite honestly, I think the karma hit you take for divorcing someone is because they will shit talk you now and make sure your mutual friends hate you. This game is pretty realistic!

[@RoKKr023i]

@@HeyFox101 Now if only they made you give her all of your income and property forever after divorce. then it would have parity to reality

[@lizardperson9648]

@@RoKKr023i i bet there is a mod out there, adressing this exact issue

[@Grimmwoldds]

@Shaman Xeed Catherine of Aragon is frantically smashing the dislike button.

[@purplevoles8368]

I just now noticed that sseth has Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth on his Xbox ( 7:50 ) You know, that game Mandalore reviewed a while ago. Still waiting for that crossover episode

[@Lezarddd]

This would be a glorious day...

[@PrinzMegahertz]

Noone has seen Mandalore and Sseth in the same room ever, come to think of it...

[@jamesonescobar782]

Mandalore had a voice in the Nordvpn ad of the Evenicle review as Jiub

[@raven75257]

Same person can't collab with himself

[@ThePlayer920]

Peter Molyneux was the original Todd Howard

[@terminator572]

I mean, Peter Molyneux was in some regards a superior Todd Howard, his games were actually good on their own right instead of relying on brand loyalty up untill the last days of his career wait

[@gabrielpadro5589]

Yup, but at least his games worked on launch day.

[@Lucifronz]

@@terminator572 Depends. First game? Great. Second game? Good. Third game? Abysmal trash. Then later on in his career, games like Godus were developed by him that aren't even worth looking at, so not even the first games were good.

[@markfeher2493]

@@terminator572 Its kinda funny how simmilar they are. They are both charismatic liars, innovative rpg makers, and their third game in their own franchises(76 and fable 3) fucked both of them over. Im aware that todd didnt create the fallout universe, but still.

[@LecherousLizard]

@@Lucifronz The only good games from Todd are those from when he was almost nobody at Bethesda.

[@thepraetorian2368]

>You can get the Sword of aeons 30 minutes into the game >You can use emotes while casting spells(Fart+force push comes to mind) Excuse me, I have a game to repplay

[@FeedEgg]

i always wave at the guy in bowerstone carrying boxes so that he drops ALL of his boxes just to wave at me!

[@crossbones116]

Don't worry about the spousal abuse. The Albion guards, in true British police fashion, will simply give your household a blunt knife. Truly, they are masters at problem solving.

[@mrdeztroyah]

OI LADY D'YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT BREADKNIFE

[@volvo245]

Blunt knives and extremely sharp tea cups.

[@hihihi1q23]

@Mial isus At least that's better than what they would do in America, where they'd straight up shoot you for having the pencil and claim they were threatened

[@bobbyf640]

Virgin Divorce vs Brad Beatings vs Chad Assassination "Miss me that alimony bruh.."

[@Abdega]

Vs *THE SSETH SACRIFICES*

[@frohawkmaster]

I miss Peter Molyneuxs games, they shoot for the stars and usually hit the moon. And his lies were at least "The game will have "X amazing feature" now they are "The game will work" or "We wont fleece you with microtransactions"

[@jankygrunt]

80 bucks for a game that “may” work

[@diamondmetal3062]

I got my hopes up for the new Fable game. I know he isn't on the team anymore, but on the plus side, they won't have to constantly remake the game mid-development cuz Pete had a bold new idea.

[@padrejames7327]

Fallout 1 and 2 review by Sseth would be a dream come true.

[@perrypougins379]

-painfull gameplay -fun to fuck around with NPC's for a while There

[@terminator572]

The true Fallout Trilogy: 1, 2, and New Vegas.

[@thefallencog]

@Pardo That was because the Stalker series is almost literally the same game, every game only with slight Map differences, Different gear, and different levels of playability. Fallouts 1 and 2 may share mostly the same map but they are *very* different games

[@anthonylipira9526]

@@terminator572 Based.

[@rock7343]

@@terminator572 Blessed

[@--Moonie--]

HERO, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS, OR FOOD? TRY TO GET YOUR COMBAT MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER. IT APPEARS YOU HAVE A NEW QUEST CARD. WOT, YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE LIKE A LEMON?

[@joeldykman7591]

I can relate to all of these except the health is low one. Physical shield was OP

[@Doormat00]

OY ITS DA CHICKEN CHAYSAH! HE CHASES CHICKENS!

[@maxluong2]

BUT BEING GOOD IS SO BOOOORING. WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BR SMASHING SHIT

[@taelketal]

He omits the cheesiest spell in game: Physical Shield. It makes damage have to burn through your mana before it can touch your health. Now, Fable has XP multiplier for killstreaks without taking *Health* damage. 50x is easy to hit, 100x is possible. The multiplier applies to XP potions and food.

[@venicec3310]

Fr the most broken thing but also my favorite lol

[@fronthal157]

Yeah I never heard that "your health is low" thing everyone hates, because I was a Paladin of Good, with a physical shield and a big honking sword

[@ThePrimith]

Literally did a run where I never took a single hitpoint of damage. Thanks, Physical Shield!

[@krauss025]

I raised the multiplier to 200 with a spell, forgot it's name

[@Bdavis2475]

​@@krauss025summon

[@hibookii]

I've been waiting at least 7 years to make that Beatles joke and here we are. I probably shouldn't have actually tried to wait for all the Beatles to die.

[@michaeleich8470]

You can still do it lmao I believe in you

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@serioush]

Ok real talk, Todd Howard vs Peter Molyneux

[@booomer234]

Peter would take you through an overgrown greenhouse and tell you all about the plants and how each bird in there lives a life with their own story as you are getting stung by wasps. Todd would drag you through a concrete road and tell you all about how it will be over soon but isn't and the reality is you need to pay for your freedom.

[@theviniso]

@@booomer234 Praise Todd

[@evancooper7510]

That's like an unbelievable farce meeting and immoral insect.

[@werdle92]

Peter is the bigger outright liar. Fable was said to have outlandish features games still dont have. Todd is just a broken record but they more or less include the features they say, just the functionality is the thing in question. "It just works..."

[@AvariceOverlord]

Tbf even Lionhead commented on Molyneux's claims and were really upset when they found out those were features he was promising. If even the team you work with is calling you out, then yeah you probably fucked up somewhere.

[@Rytonic69]

based on the intro part, how is the player character NOT going to be a psychopath? -He watches his childhood home go up in flames -He's whisked away mere moments after the death of his family to a life of constant struggle to perform as well as handling weapons and combat training, far from everyone he's ever known against his will -He's never given a chance to grieve for the loss of his family -He's always being berated by his roommate for being late and calls him 'farm boy' -Senior guild members harass and insult him for being a peasant Just saying, is it any surprise that this kid can grow up to be an emotionless killer? The guildmaster even points out temples dedicated to evil gods for you to develop your evil nature.

[@kalsizzle]

The only thing I didnt like about Fable as a kid was having to wait through the 20+ minute credit sequence to continue playing after the last boss

[@kalsizzle]

@Timothy Dexter true but it got old after the second or third playthrough

[@MrAleshka29]

YOU CAN CONTINUE PLAYING AFTER THE LAST BOSS???

[@desemberku6908]

Kal Sizzle there is last boss?????

[@kalsizzle]

Potato uh oh

[@HackionSTx]

Kal Sizzle huh? Which Sizze is your Dickle?

[@Anders6244]

There is a stoneface in Oakvale that only lets you get in, if you are fat. How i remember that from when i was 14 years old playing the standard game, i do not know. "Ahhh! A fine wanderer"

[@livedandletdie]

Eat that food as if your life depends on it.

[@touchingisjustthefirststep]

*Demon door

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

I never knew that leveling up your characters skills cause him to age I just thought the games aging system was fucking broken

[@Aldoz]

One of the greatest games that I have never dared lay my hands on

[@CapitalG137]

@@thotslayer9914 god I hope so

[@punished1610]

@@CapitalG137 keep it in your pants homie.

[@NKS-jo1ik]

@@thotslayer9914 stop

[@NotMyFace]

Amazing

[@moritzzz1]

You didn't play much games did you?

[@SloppyBabo]

There will be a video about The Witcher 1 game. Mark my words.

[@mooseclappin11]

I fucking love that game.

[@anonynony4410]

timeless game

[@joshuabrant3487]

Then I will have actually played two of the games he has reviewed

[@dreamhaze9123]

If Sseth reviews Witcher, he should also mention some mods, especially Flash's difficulty mod.

[@Vossst]

If anyone's autistic enough to suffer through that fucking awful combat it's gonna be our boy Sseth.

[@CarloEspresso]

4:49 Characteristic British smile 🤣, my god you brought me to tears there

[@monty6851]

This man is one of the only few content creators I am willing to watch all the videos of. They aren't just videos. They're art Edit: whelp, this is now my most liked comment in my comment history. Thank you Merchants Guild of Seth.

[@starjadiancloneinvestigato1772]

Imagine making an acceptance edit for internet points LMFAO

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

4:18 "The Beatles are all dead." I spent 5 minutes straight laughing

[@BioDomeWithPaulyShor]

4:19 God damn it I was waiting for Paul and Ringo to die so I could make that joke

[@kimjong-un2853]

Peter Molyneux, no joke, founded a baked bean company called Taurus Impex Limited, and Commodore mistook it for Torus, a company that produced networking softwares.

[@YodaZemunski]

Kim Jong-un What the fuck

[@Octave_Rolland]

This is actually true.

[@nikodemossowski4621]

the real game-breaker spell was shield since it stopped you from dropping combos on getting hit and thus let you build up absolutely ridiculous amount of exp quick

[@Zirc0nium69]

Enter the matrix's driving section made me what I am today, depressed.

[@ColonelZoren]

Sseth, my dear, you MUST try "I have no mouth and i must scream". Two bucks on Steam. You won't regret.

[@mienski0]

A great game but i don't think it would make a good vid

[@joelhair9982]

mienski0 idk the lore alone is p wild

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

@Timothy Dexter did you just assume Sseth was human? You fool, he's a god!

[@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062]

@@mienski0 you underestimate him

[@Schmidt54]

Read the story, too, very compelling.

[@Dorumon281]

>showing the objectively superior Lady Grey at the rating section IGood taste Sseth

[@TheNose93]

You're also down the gbf rabbithole?

[@Dorumon281]

@@TheNose93 more into the story and characters than the grind itself but ye!

[@ShamankingZuty]

I remember getting max evil early by going to the pond at the guild and using ranged attacks on NPCs. Guards would spawn and could only approach you one at a time. Maybe it's time to revisit this game.

[@KittyNaptune]

Video might get 1k likes before it even aired. I'm so proud of this community

[@7zness]

This game did character customization better than most RPGs today.

[@SuperKratosgamer]

better than the ones who dont have customization, because the customization on this game is very limited.

[@Scatmanseth]

God what a depressing thought

[@noalb3108]

@Nikos papadopoylos Its town are really bog standard. Nothing special or outstanding, except maybe for the rent system.

[@noalb3108]

No, it did not. It's really just the bare minimum, cheap indie games have more complex customization nowdays.

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Lmao. No it didn't. You get to choose from a small pool of hair styles and facial hair. There is no other customization as you'll want to wear the best equipment possible and you'll want all of the physical upgrades, so you'll always end up and old muscly man mage. Take off the rose tinted glasses.

[@DanialTarki]

3:26 “However, this didn’t stop one man, who’s autism was more powerful than we could’ve ever imagined.”

[@mrbigshoworelse]

Good god, my childhood being reviewed by an african warlord, hell yeah

[@Sonji_S]

i can feel the hey hey people in my pants already

[@kingofbel6499]

6:36 holy fuck I laughed so hard it hurts now! How did I never notice this back when I played?! Fable is now better than I thought!

[@Harshworld100]

“This game is easy I’d be impressed if you somehow managed to lose” *whistles suspiciously

[@MineSlimeTV]

It's OK we do not hate you or are ashamed for you friend for such thing ^^

[@Skul1ManEXE]

Just make a Berserker + Multi Strike + Divine Shield build. As long as you have mana potions, the game literally bends over.

[@memphisraines5699]

Magic system in this game was damb ridiculous. Enflame + mana shield = no damage run the entire game. Unblockable Multi strike, Summon that granted free magic exp, slow time by 75% and chain lightning that could stun infinitely. I remember selling every ressurection vial in the game just for money.

[@dyinhope6840]

Best "secret" is just rush guile to lvl 3-4, teleport to bowerstone and sell/buy every single potion the guy has over and over don't even have to leave screen so time stands still. More potions you have the more profit from doing literally nothing. Infinite gold to buy every weapon armor item in the game and switch to whatever you like at the moment. Even do this before completing wasp queen by going to great wood and killing the bandits over and over for the exp and potion drops. Breaks the game completely. If you really want can also go get skorms bow strongest in the game within beginning of game by hiring the mercenary in bowerstone pub and zooming thru the zones to temple of skorm, save game, then proceed to sacrifice the Merc at different point of the day clock till you find sweet spot for your allignment by just reloading your save till you get it. Works best on day 7 in game days from what I here but have never had problems just takes a bit of patience. Oh, and get a guide for silver keys and get them all and save 25 (believe only 27 in game total). Near end of game can get archons armor out of chest which is insane. Lastly, strongest sword in game isn't the stone sword or aeons, it's actually purchasable for 75k in bowerstone north soon as you finish arena. With guile trick that's nothing.

[@syrenet]

Gets home from work. Opens computer while dumping work clothes. Sees Sseth video be released in 1 minute. ~Happiness noises.

[@Ouranyama]

Shut up, you disgusting weeb

[@SpecShadow]

@@thotslayer9914 rule one - there are no girls on the Internet are you new here?

[@livedandletdie]

Baksin Happiness noises are good. Now if only I could be happy while being awake. Now I feel depressed again, damn it.

[@DreadlordofArch]

The happiness noise meme is a bastardized version of the sneezing explosion dog. I don't know what insane shit lord made it to happiness noise but may he succumb to the Void. ಠ_ಠ

[@blipboigilgamesh7865]

@@Ouranyama we love you too, Baksin.

[@maycontainnuts3127]

apparently the landlord exploit appeared early on in testing but peter molyneux in his infinite wisdom decided to keep it anyway

[@sauronmauron6965]

"Divorcing your wife is worse than murder" Is that "internet community vs projared: the game"?

[@SavageGreywolf]

no no, that's 'sending dick pics to underage girls is worse than... well, most things, really'

[@dead_kennedys7870]

sauron quelo belo Yes, Projared is innocent. Horrible slander.

[@abraxas4261]

Remember, the wife is always the victim. Even if she flat out admitted to knowing about him sexting minors, and she even gave her approval.

[@TrueCarthaginian]

@@abraxas4261 And even if she was screwing other guys. And even if she went public with the divorce stuff on facebook before he did on twitter. And even if there isn't evidence of Jared texting underage girls at all, knowingly or otherwise. Jared is a leftist SJW dbag, but he got railroaded hard because "muh pretty girl victim."

[@staanlucifuge851]

@@abraxas4261 She didn't know about the minors, just the adults, that's what she was fine with.

[@shootgun4483]

Sseth pls try dark crusade (it has ork midgets as builders)

[@shawnrileywest2826]

Seth do for god emperor lest you burn as a heretic

[@DEMONX62]

You're an Ork midget

[@perrypougins379]

No soulstorm,why?Chest plate marines and bdsm space elves wore cool too

[@user-ue6iv2rd1n]

I can feel the warp overtaking me, It is a good pain.

[@rock7343]

@Jan Suchomel Soul-storm is fine except for the campaign the multi is fine (even if the planes are a little tarded)

[@Bandetta_]

Okay, I just replayed the Fable Anniversary because I genuinely have always loved the game but I noticed how Whisper was absolutely USELESS and how rude her brother was 🥴 like as long as I could get the monsters to focus on Whisper in the Arena I could just pluck them away. I laughed through this entire video, sometimes I forgot to breath in between laughs. I almost died. 10/10. Loved this video.

[@malvatoss5840]

Hey Sseth....I love you......I miss you....hurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@theultimategamer8537]

Malvatoss your drunk go home

[@oneonly2762]

@@Psykomancer He made a sound not unlike a car revving.

[@danlorett2184]

3:16 So, the perfect waifu? I'm sold.

[@daemonsultanump]

I never pegged Lady Grey as racist, just entirely disloyal and lusting only after the most power. She seemed to have a relationship with Thunder, but the instant a more powerful person came around, she dumped him for you. Not out of skin color, but just because you're more powerful- she gets off on it. That was my interpretation as a kid, at least. She's a sociopath with a power fetish, and nothing else matters.

[@imsometaeventhisacronym2545]

You’re right, but you’re also reading into a joke too much lol.

[@jobdylan5782]

she did WHAT?!

[@CommandoRickLV]

i never changed titles i was always known as ....THE CHICKEN CHASER

[@taterc229]

people know me as the Chicken Choker 😏

[@bill917]

@@IGotYourBackBROTHER Always picked Piemaster, fucking hilarious.

[@Rucka_Inc.]

It should also be noted that Fable has one of the best sound tracks in video game history.

[@neon_tcps741]

@@youronlinegirlfriend5508 Eargasm fields

[@45calibermedic]

Easily one of my favorites.

[@koffeengfawkes7324]

Lost Chapters is less good in one way though, they nerfed the Sword of Aeons and added an equally powerful sword you can get later, making the entire point of the original kinda irrelevant.

[@FirestormDDash]

Ah yes. Classic origins of appeasement era. I mean, I understand the best game locked to the worst choice. But thats evils schtick, power. And in the og version, it forced me to buy a really cool sword. The twin dragon sword thing from bowerstone. The most pricey one. It was a grind but worth it. Avos would of made that a useless choice.

[@hunlepto2239]

@@FirestormDDash Let's be honest, that sword from Bowerstone is stronger than both of the swords you can get for free, being the actual strongest weapon in the game. That thing has a huge damage and more useful gems. Which is kinda funny, because it's just a fancy sword you can buy while both of those other swords are legendary swords. If I remember tho, Avos' Tear is still a bit less powerful than the Sword of Aeons.

[@FirestormDDash]

@@hunlepto2239 honestly I forgot how hard of a nerf Aeons got. Looked it up. Even factoring in fast swing, its fair below the top spot. Kinda wild. At the same thought tho, the og aeons was hilariously a gods weapon. But that fits.

[@hunlepto2239]

@@FirestormDDash Oh, didn't know that. Thanks for telling me.

[@45calibermedic]

I'm surprised that you didn't mention the game's highly memorable soundtrack. I think that it gives the player a sense of the world of Albion as much as its art style or story.

[@Moosenthusiast]

Fable is still one of the only games I've played where you could take a quest to save a village and a quest to attack that same village simultaneously. 10/10 chaotic neutral experience

[@NotBamOrBing]

I can't believe you didn't mentiom good old "buy a house, break the door, put up a trophy inside, sell the house with a trophy for a lot of money, then walk in the empty doorway and take the trophy back"

[@3isr3g3n]

Yes, this a good day. A cold drink and a Sseth Video.

[@febriorio600]

Can you review Dragon Dogma : Dark Arisen?

[@wateo1782]

YES PLEASE!

[@axecatcher420]

best game of all time if you ask me

[@mp5284]

This is a good one

[@deni140492deni]

3 words for this game: ricochet shot abuse

[@statiq1941]

Onlyafros dragon dogma review is the only one.

[@fabiocosta3830]

There is benefits in marrying Lady Grey. First, hot wife. Second, if you keep her happy there is a chance she gives you the legendary sword that is up to buy in Bowerstone North (though it comes with the augment slots empty. Bug? Feature? You decide). Third, marrying her is a prerequisite to open the demon door on Grey Manor. It gives a 1h legendary axe for the collectors (good against undead, iirc).

[@federicoricca2512]

That sword she gifts you, the Solus Sword, is the best weapon in the game along with Skorm's bow, so that's another benefit

[@ShadowWolfRising]

2:15 'Rampaging Wild Boars kills 3 ISIS Agents in Iraq.' I have several questions. Most notably "There's Boars in Iraq?". ...And now I want a review on Black and White.

[@pravinrao3669]

What is black and white. Goggling black and white game doesn't produce any specefic results

[@ShadowWolfRising]

@@pravinrao3669 A God Game on PC where you play a God fighting other Gods with your Giant Animal pet and humans who worship you. Pretty great.

[@theshuggie]

One of my favorite childhood games. Glad you mentioned the money glitch lol. Also you don’t even have to kill the villagers to get their house. You can lead them to another area, leave them there, and then, when you return, there house is for sale. Lol

[@Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller]

I still remember my first TLC playthrough many years ago, i played as an incorruptible good hero. I still killed briar rose and thunder.

[@tommy7837]

Why don't you use 2 columns instead of 1 for the end credits? They'd even fit at the same size.

[@TheSaival]

need to make video over 10 minutes long for youtube algorithms bruh. But maybe then it could be slower so it might be a good idea, I always want to check what cancerous nicknames seth patrons have

[@rock7343]

@@Feroce This is entirely the correct answer.

[@TrueCarthaginian]

I mean it was worth it to see Thunder being trolled

[@klimychbarin]

@@TheSaival video is 10 minutes long before the credits tho

[@admiralamel9563]

@@TheSaival No, Seeth make 10 video worth of content then he add the credits.

[@HalfLifeOfHumanity]

1:35 Seeing Peter Molyneux's grey cuboid face photoshopped onto a jacked grey body, and how polygonal he looks... I can't help but to imagine the Super Smash Bros 64 announcer's infamously bold voice announcing the next level to be: "Fighting Petergon Team!"

[@makiiavely]

the guy casting that lightning spell while using emotes fucking fries me every time

[@diogogomes9636]

"The lord of lies gets my vote" Tod howard has entered the chat.

[@fernandoveiga1848]

Sseth: so now we kill the villagers, their families have to sell their homes, I buy them, then I rent the houses back to them making them pay me forever Stonks

[@tomyrody4412]

[ MERCHANTS GUILD INTENSI- ]

[@starwolffan13]

What a gem of a channel. Thanks for this video!

[@N3asu]

Great video! As always. :) I've never actually played Fable, but endless hours of Fable II taught me that the best way to get into real estate is blacksmithing.

[@ZergS4uc3]

Sad that we never got a lost chapters for 2, we never dealt with finding your sister and scythe, killing hammer and reaver, adventuring with garth across the sea, dealing with theresa and the tower and what she plans on doing with it(her original inflection when she gains the tower is evil), actually founding our kingdom. Fable 2 is the most incomplete good game.

[@Skullkan6]

Peter Molyneux made Dungeon Keeper. He'll ways have my love for that. Dungeon keeper is one of the best games of all time.

[@sebastiandurando2493]

02:06 You can actually fart and burp in front of the bully and he'll go away. Can't remember what allignment points that gave you.