Facebook & Their Insanely Specific T-Shirts

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It's a Kurtis thing...you wouldn't understand.
At some point in your life, you've probably seen those insanely specific targeted t-shirt ads on Facebook. They've always fascinated me, so I wanted to get to the bottom of this whole weird custom clothing phenomenon. Enjoy!
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#kurtisconner

[@kurtisconner]

hey guys don’t forget to press the like button if ur a crazy may guy! and let me know if you want a part 2!!! :)

[@justdogs4206]

Kurtis Conner I want a part 2

[@rachel-sn5es]

Kurtis Conner yesss this was hilarious

[@behappy5869]

Kurtis Conner damn i wish i could like it but sadly im a wacky june guy

[@ruby-cw8hh]

Kurtis Conner im a may girl may i press the like button

[@terihromek]

Yes to a part 2!!!

[@heidim9535]

I would 100% buy a shirt like this but with vastly false information

[@imid3440]

Heidi Maxner kinda want to buy a 6”2 trucker one when i am the opposite

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

Imi D are you a 2’6” car...er?

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

dr feel you right

[@robot_nick6377]

Kiss me i was born in a 7”4 ballerina who plays the pepsi max and am a december 64th

[@jaddee4273]

never fuck with me, I am a guy named brandon and I listen to heavy metal and I also have cancer

[@bugmaster-wn3ne]

I bought a shirt from Goodwill that said "assuming I was like most old men was your FIRST mistake" with a old dude weight lifting in the center and it is my proudest purchase to date

[@imid3440]

Cara Hardin I LOVE THIS

[@eleria9985]

OMG YES

[@breenieshaye3276]

Legit almost got a journal that said this for my boyfriend, but instead of weight lifting had a jiu jitsu master on it.

[@lizsun261]

immediate respect

[@animalsqaudforlife6055]

me tho

[@hollyhollyson6493]

In my book, peak humor is wearing one of these shirts but being entirely out of the demographic for it. I’ve started a collection of my own. I have a “grandma life is the best life” tshirt (I’m 21) and a “dreaming of a wine Christmas” sweatshirt that I only wear in summer

[@i-o-u1username708]

I now desperately want to read your book, because that is utterly beautiful

[@ukargeo]

Your book better outsell the bible

[@ash1553]

@@ukargeo the bible has sold 5 million copies worldwide, so I will buy 5 million and one

[@ukargeo]

@@ash1553 thx

[@TheBlueLineFire]

My 33 year Old fiancé has a “who are these kids and why are they calling me grandpa” shirt

[@cybernetik.]

My sister once found a shirt at a thrift store that said (as I remember) “I may spontaneously start talking about world war 1” and I’m so sad she didn’t buy it

[@goatmom2980]

It’s findings like these that motivate me to thrift shop.

[@zhlawg]

Why does this sound like something I'd do

[@EGarza-mk2mk]

"How often do you think about the Roman empire?"

[@Paddylol]

that’s called ptsd

[@KillerKoifish]

BADTZ MARU SPOTTED!!!! 🚨*sanrio obsession sirens*🚨

[@dynah9245]

It's a diabetic Gemini who has OCD and got divorced twice thing. You wouldn't get it.

[@kirabooker3958]

I would like this but it has 69 so I can't

[@hvysteria]

Agh I was only divorced once. Darn it!

[@ChristinaJ01126]

it’s a dead fucking ugly bitch thing, you wouldn’t get it

[@JadeDwyer]

I would like it but it's at 999 and I don't wanna ruin it

[@movichi5508]

Add ADHD to that

[@kalxco]

Gen x buys them seriously and gen z buys them ironically

[@silentj624]

And millennials can't afford them

[@adettessubs444]

One of my teachers was wearing this type of a shirt

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I need this on a t-shirt.

[@matildamayne8144]

@null I *respect* you .... I’m also Gen Z

[@krzysiusisiu]

@null never underestimate gen z named null who buys these shirts seriously who is also disrespected

[@Rainy_Day_Daydream]

When i was a kid, my grandma gave me a shirt that said “Don’t mess with me, I have a CRAZY grandma who was born October, swears like a sailor, and will slap you so hard not even Google will find you” she gave this shirt to me while she was a immobile, frail old woman that was hospitalized 2 time in the span of 2-4 months.

[@artisanaul]

lmao

[@partygoblynn]

Idk I'd wear the "warning: may start talking about metal detecting at any time" shirt, not because I'm interested in metal detecting, I'm not. I just like to keep people on their toes.

[@chryst4l926]

"So isnt it crazy how I know nothing about metal detecting?"

[@feribaddie]

and all the metal detected

[@evelyngregg4666]

Don't mess with a scorpio who never eats breakfast and currently has the hiccups

[@cyrus2430]

damn man did your hiccups ever go away or are they just a part of your life now

[@BentleyS6336]

Happy 4 months to the hiccups

[@evelyngregg4666]

@@BentleyS6336 thanks man👍 this is truly a momentous occasion 🎉🎊🎉🎊

[@heather_doestruecrime]

Sick fucking profile pic dude

[@evelyngregg4666]

@@heather_doestruecrime thank you 😁

[@toppiccywoppiccyowo5891]

Never underestimate a person who gets an extra greeting at the beginning of every Kurtis Conner video

[@alexx4242]

This aged incredibly poorly (Context: Kurtis retired the extra greeting because he didn’t want it to be his brand)

[@keexshound]

@@alexx4242 aw :(

[@heyymanniceshot]

This should become merch

[@wonshikie8153]

Except for that one video

[@olivercharles2930]

@@alexx4242 bruh,

[@DrippyDaveson]

I think my favorite running joke in kurtis's videos is when he calls someone and they say I love you at the end of each call no matter who it is

[@CrystalLia231]

Honestly same

[@cavanmorber3238]

The fact that Kurtis physically waved his hand goodbye to someone in a phone call and the person in the phone call said "I love you" made me fricking lose it, oh my gosh

[@vizzinia11]

these shirts are just wearable niche memes

[@doaasabila1202]

Exactly

[@victoryrobertson7181]

Oh go d ohh no I don't know what to do with this knowledge

[@weliveinasociety4629]

U was thinking the same thing low key wanna buy some of these now lmaoo

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

i want to buy all of them related to people born in march

[@dollfacedotcult]

oh no

[@tannerwyattsmith2241]

Don’t mess with me, I was born in July and have genital warts.

[@eleria9985]

AHAHAHAH

[@arxsaur]

dont mess w/ me, i was born in july and have herpes

[@katzchen16]

honestly same

[@Leoji0325]

I'd buy it

[@lars9561]

Very cool "Tanner Wyatt Smith" If that's even your real name

[@leecalmdown]

the “kings are born in January” sweatshirt is made exclusively for standing in line at theme parks, that’s the the only place there’s enough time to read it

[@taitia8619]

Or at the DMV xD

[@arxsaur]

a month ago i was at a thrift shop and i saw so many hoodies and shirts that were variations of "It's a Jeff thing.. you wouldn't get it!" and stuff like that. i was terrified

[@SR-zp4je]

As a woman named Sarah, I would wear that ‘it’s a Jeff thing’ shirt

[@beelzebubisrotting]

It’s a 35% German, 44.99% Korean, 10% French, 5% Ethiopian, 5% Jamaican, and .01% Cherokee thing. You wouldn’t get it.

[@em-st2kq]

God darn I’m only 34% German 😖

[@sofiagordiola7568]

shit i’m 25% french!1!1!1! :(((

[@eggwhitepopcorn2918]

.01% jeep cherokee

[@beelzebubisrotting]

Phantom mmm yes, got that car dna.

[@eggwhitepopcorn2918]

@@beelzebubisrotting hell yeah

[@mimihua2]

I saw someone one time wearing a shirt that literally just said shirt.

[@gabb5]

I saw one in a peach shirt that says “basic peach T-shirt”

[@pheebobeebo1459]

Were they wearing trousers that said trousers? Were they wearing shoes that said shoe on each shoe? We must go deeper

[@iguesslol6637]

*the sea rabbit*

[@digitalharmony26]

I want it.

[@biccnesse]

I want it

[@voxlvalyx]

My new shirt says "Don't mess with a guy born in August who's watching four year old Kurtis Conner videos".

[@thenobodys1955]

This is real

[@kaitmarie6505]

I deeply love the cop saying “I love you” to Kurtis before hanging up

[@WordsFlowMagnetic]

0:00 Kurtis, this is why you aren't a millionaire. Mark Zuckerberg would never spend that long picking out a t shirt

[@emery-gaming]

WordsFlowMagnetic he also hasn’t watched Star Wars. Kurtis probably has. I’ve never watched Star Wars and I’m rich and get all the ladies. If you watch Star Wars, you won’t get rich.

[@cece8401]

Also Kurtis is a millionaire. He’s solved a bunch of murders around tennis players having pretty daughters.

[@funte-g]

Mark Zuckerberg often Used to go to meetings in his Pajamas

[@funte-g]

Like I'm not kidding that's A real fact

[@svenjal8242]

@@funte-g - rupi kaur

[@lillyalece9513]

Don’t mess with a girl who’s been on the news 3 times and their right toenail is infected.

[@ruthizred9090]

Yo same

[@krf702]

TMI lmao

[@savedtheworld6755]

Yikes, I’m almost thereeeee! I was in the news 3 times but my LEFT toenail is infected!

[@lillyalece9513]

BoredBacon man, so close, yet so far away.

[@reallyyfunny0o048]

@@savedtheworld6755 that's a really close call😫

[@marisjules1092]

I run a Facebook group of oddly specific shirts and people are joining my group because of this video 😂 thanks kurt

[@aeddiefarmer]

Would love it if people started drawing their OCs in one of these shirts. E.g. my current DND character would wear 'I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm playing the panflute'.

[@sirius1696]

This is so genius I just need to figure out how to explain this to one of my artist friends so they can draw my OC in one. I'm thinking the Charizard boy shirt but with Infernape

[@colonelsanders8065]

I’m a girl who normally gets complimented on clothing choice but I feel the intense urge to replace my closet with all these shirts to throw everyone a curve ball.

[@cacciatore_5320]

You should print that on a shirt

[@CJ-iz3mp]

ok colonel sanders

[@c4shguy224]

Hey! I was born in month too!

[@toosigoosi]

I have never felt such kinship with a comment in my life

[@bread1882]

But you're colonel sanders

[@McBehrer]

ok but, unironically, the "you'll never get the seamen out of me" is hilarious

[@Crabby-Abby]

I laughed at this for probably five minutes thanks

[@birchbarks550]

Memento mori brother

[@alexmackrell1385]

@@birchbarks550 Memento mori

[@cadenceissuperdupercool]

Momento Mori

[@birchbarks550]

@@cadenceissuperdupercool Memento mori and happy one year

[@rabbitsrefuse]

My favorite targeted item that I’ve ever been, erm, offered(?) was a line of shirts, mugs, and aprons that referred to me as the king of grilling meat. I’ve been a vegetarian for the majority of my life, and my profile listed me as female…

[@Kilroy487]

As a Charizard Boy, I’m so glad I finally found something about myself to be proud of.

[@issafraud419]

I was just about to leave my husband and take the kids, but the *E X T R A G R E E T I N G* saved my marriage! Thank you Kurtis🙏🙏🙏

[@marquisdeseins]

Issa fraud dude I like can’t see ur profile pic. Like, woah.

[@dotdotdot6447]

Is your name maybe Karen

[@bruv3891]

@@dotdotdot6447 issa karen

[@mikehunt3688]

The extra greeting actually saved my life. I was choking on a shrimp from my shrimp wrap with extra shrimp extra crunch, and everything started to go dark. But then, a small light appeared, and through it I heard the words "And if you're coming back, what's up how's it going, its great to see you again." and suddenly the shrimp collapsed in on itself and i could breathe again. Thank you Kurtis.

[@nobodyimportant7290]

Put this on a t-shirt

[@user-rt5fe2fc1r]

I don't know why but those kind of t-shirts give such aggressive energy

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

69th like

[@isabelleforstmann268]

it’s cus a lot of them are like “I’m an angel, until you get on my bad side. Don’t make me angry because I’m fucking crazy and I’ll burn your hair off” and they just kinda reek of those people who describe themselves as “psycho” or “having anger issues” like that’s an endearing personality trait and cool, edgy thing.

[@Crystal-od5is]

12:58 peititon to make this actual merch??!

[@Dr.NoName.]

2:55 low key thought Kurtis just said the r slur in a magical tone and my head spun so hard I got whiplash

[@Cinnaballz]

SAME LMFAO

[@sirius1696]

If you watch on 2x like I do it sounds even more like he said the r slur

[@shellywiese5667]

This shirts are made specifically for boomers who think that these showing up on their feed is actual magic

[@KL96012]

My grandma has one

[@showtime1235]

I’m 21 and I think it’s actual magic

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@ricecakes5798]

and for the gays ✨

[@Viiliskivi]

@@ricecakes5798 wdym the gays? y should they have specific shirts

[@Str8UpFax]

I desperately want an "I've eaten egg salad before" t shirt now

[@mitya1045]

about to buy one

[@jeremyschapstick]

@@mitya1045 did you get it

[@mitya1045]

@@jeremyschapstick gonna be straight up? i have no idea the last 5 years are a blur

[@jeremyschapstick]

@@mitya1045 lmfaooo!

[@ImperiumRomanum476]

​@@mitya1045Buy another one.

[@jessicamattes4208]

If I ever see someone wearing a shirt with a statement that ends with "so don't mess with me" I think I'll purposely mess with them and see what happens

[@svndwich977]

There’s a bumper sticker that says “I’m retired go around me” And I love that. Thanks for letting me know man and not taking up the left lane

[@natsheridan.]

My step dad loves these shirts, he has loads about how much he likes trains and how he’s a dad. He’s adorable. He has a “WARNING I will start talking about trains at any time” shirt

[@rachelpdmusic]

This made me smile, that's so cute

[@melfree2545]

I think I need one of those for my 3 year old. Yesterday my dad asked him if he ever thinks about anything other than trains and he responded, “Um, yes, my toy trains.”

[@cloud-lw6np]

If I had a shirt like that it'd be: WARNING! I will start making Harry Potter references after 2 minutes. Also that is really cute lol

[@Merpsicles]

@@melfree2545 AWW

[@rolo0o]

I lIkE tRaInS

[@lizardfuck4204]

I totally want the “iv’e had an egg salad before” shirt. IMMEDIATELY.

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

Comment for merch

[@empirecrumbles615]

for merch

[@henrytiffanyr]

Lol

[@henrytiffanyr]

Same!!

[@mimihua2]

I would totally wear it even though I've never actually had an egg salad before.

[@theartwitch6624]

My mom got an ad for one and it said “never underestimate an old man with a bicycle” she hates bicycles and is a young woman

[@lubiekler9975]

My dad has sent me pictures of t-shirts thay say things like "the best dads with the most beautiful kids are born in December" and I'm like "cool dad!" I don't wanna hurt his feelings lol

[@kitsune.963]

I want to buy all of these shirts. And wear another overly specific teeshirt everyday. It doesn’t even need to fit me, like everyday my shirt says I was born in a random month

[@cyrus2430]

my mom used to get pissed at me because i bought those types of shirts “as a joke” and she’d tell me it’s a waste of money and make me out them back. i regret not fighting for them.

[@Hallmark44]

Reminds me of the guy from 30 Rock with a different hat every day

[@takamikeigo7985]

@@cyrus2430 your mom's got no taste

[@itscc2004]

You have to get one for each month and wear it during that month

[@GeneralGracious]

I work at Disney world and I see people wearing these shirts sometimes... one time I saw a lady wearing a shirt that said “don’t underestimate a woman who loves scooby doo”

[@the_crow_on_the_corner]

Do you think it's because Shaggy protects his children with like .01% of his god powers?

[@EmilyGuy]

i hope to god you didn’t underestimate her

[@Jezabella2002]

Hahaaahaaa

[@melissamay9789]

The thing that really bothers me about that is the fact that she wasn't wearing a shirt with something specific to disney lol like what

[@justasmltwngir1732]

i saw one like "never underestimate a man who loves mickey and was born in may"

[@theyofmanynames]

Honestly, if retargeting managed to catch on to my special interests I wouldn't even mind because I'd kill for a shirt that says "WARNING: May start talking about early Pokemon glitches at any time"

[@JoshuaWillis89]

7:40 literally no one is reading all of that

[@greenfrogcottage6505]

It's a bisexual woman with a preference for women who has been divorced from 3 females and 4 males who has taken up stamp collecting to fill the empty hole in her heart thing. You wouldn't get it.

[@perperperpen]

Jesus christ 7 times?!

[@kyhoney]

bisexual women with a preference to women gang

[@samuel-zb4qn]

its a bisexual trans demiboy who has a preference for girls who has never been divorced because their in middle school who runs an etsy shop for hats and cries a lot thing. you wouldnt get it.

[@nosleep9816]

DAAAMN

[@hadley20]

@@samuel-zb4qn i want to see your hats :0

[@libbkasivor6252]

Woman: *Sniffles* i can't believe he is gone *Starts sobbing* Other people: I'm so sorry for your loss That dude: METAL DETECTING

[@tonightsbigloser]

Facebook: Never underestimate a woman whose loved one just died.

[@libbyphillips6952]

Hey your only one letter away from my name

[@libbkasivor6252]

@@libbyphillips6952 Lol my real name has gonna be Libby kasiborski I just messed it up alot 😅

[@libbkasivor6252]

@@tonightsbigloser Especially if she does METAL DETECTING

[@imnotagingeriswear]

That dude = Kubz Scouts

[@jayashrishobna]

11:38 love that transition lol

[@XxXsoapXxX]

I FINALLY GOT A SPECIFIC TSHIRT. Says "It's just a Xavier thing. You wouldn't understand". My name is not Xavier. Found it at a thrift store. I'm going to wear it all the time.

[@bighungry98]

EXCUSE ME I am GAY I have AIDS I’m HOMELESS I’m NEW IN TOWN And I was born in AUGUST

[@miamicra1836]

HOLY SHIT!!! He's new in town?

[@Michaelalovespandas]

Born in August???

[@emfantilli]

AHEBEBABSBEBSE

[@liv5362]

PLSSS NOT JOHN MULANEY

[@ratosphere]

Imma *push* 'im

[@kullinai]

2019: never underestimate a guy with a karate *2056:never underestimate a man who's 6'1, has blue eyes, goes to church every sunday 12-2 and his social security number is ---------------*

[@angela_byeol188]

Shit, that sounds exactly like my dad wtf

[@The_Diminished]

miloatethemangos I love your pfp- is that your oc?

[@kullinai]

Thank you! Yeah, it is.

[@kullinai]

OMG 1+ K? Wow

[@goofball808]

marinarasauce 2.6

[@polterking3679]

9:51 Kurtis is Nas X confirmed?! 😦😮😦😮🤪

[@heatheretaithaha]

hes the bigger size of nas x

[@irishempire9811]

10:27 Thats pretty much everybody's life story.

[@DirectorsNightmare]

Why do these sound like awful Tinder bios? 😂

[@justdaisythingz1965]

Who says someone didnt print out bad bios

[@julianaromero2089]

“Here for a good time not a long time 😜😜😜”

[@elizabethpritchard8908]

just daisy thingz dad bods and dad jokes *gag*

[@ahmedel-issaoui1532]

Because it's a Kurtis thing. You wouldn't understand

[@dooby5833]

petition for kurtis to make the “ive had egg salad before” shirt merch

[@harrisonburgeron]

YES

[@elipie7941]

YES

[@CattieRhinne]

Where is it Kurtis

[@valueofapotato3753]

I

[@mhoakenson6097]

i would buy it

[@Allie_Victoria]

I love how the 911 operator calls Kurtis by name implying he has done this multiple times

[@alissasteinbach9945]

my mother bought me one of those very specific, niche, and cringe sweaters in a bright pink color. with a matching blanket. i love her though.

[@ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627]

never underestimate a closeted radical leftist, bisexual, cat lover, who was born at 7pm on a tuesday when the temperature was 80°

[@breadonatuesday9520]

That's oddly specific...I'm interested

[@kenziem1673]

this is almost me except i think wednesday on a different time

[@luhdeeuh]

that's me--

[@toothrat1106]

wait, bro are we the same person?

[@elsiepawul6830]

Why does most of this retain to me??

[@alex-fs9yt]

Is no one gonna talk about _"I bring my metal detector into CD shops, because I like the best metal music."_ 😂

[@Raace009]

„I detect metal & I love metal“ had me screaming 😂

[@bullsmakemoney0]

HAHA

[@ramensocks8517]

Did anyone read this exactly when kurtis said it

[@camilamartinez3051]

I cracked up for 5 minutes straight. Not even exaggerating.

[@Haxincorp]

No because its not the 1990s

[@tattedupluv]

searching or discussing something online then seeing ads for it is common. What freaks me out is when you havent typed anything about it but have spoken out loud to someone about a product then see ads everywhere on your phone. That is scary...

[@TaInFdF]

the Judy with cats t-shirt is so oddly specific that I can relate to it.. we have this lady at work named Judy that is obsessed with cats and no one messes with her because she is mean haha!

[@giraffeparty0]

dont even THINK about dating MY DAUGHTER think aboutdating ME her CLOSTED GAY DAD froggo an da crew

[@luckysstar777]

had me in the first half ngl

[@graysonbrown605]

top tier meme

[@paisley4197]

i had to read this like 5 times to understand what this meant tbh

[@kyliem5812]

I saw a bumper sticker w that one time and just about died

[@Instinct0425]

I don’t understand

[@jestergutz]

Me when I make a Kurtis Conner joke and my friends don’t get it: You wouldn’t get it, it’s a Kurtis thing

[@sapph____]

MAX PFP

[@paisley4197]

max pfp indeed

[@jestergutz]

I’m so glad you like my profile pic! It’s a handmade edit!

[@jestergutz]

I don’t want to be annoying by making an edit, but the funniest part about this comment is that I have friends that want to talk to me

[@help6691]

Yesterday a teacher at my school had a “never underestimate a pink-loving princess who was born in September” It’s not as specific as these, but literally WHY was she wearing this

[@draalien]

9:39 I CHOKED ON MY CINNAMON ROLL KURTIS

[@alex-fs9yt]

Them: What's your zodiac sign? Me: ... Me: I'm a *charizard boi*

[@idklol3390]

yo bro i’m also a charizard! Charizard gang

[@californium-2526]

I'm a *Blastoise boi*

[@Kilroy487]

CHARIZARD GANG!!!

[@RyanYerrow]

i really wish i was born in November just so i could refer to myself as a Charizard Boy

[@kurtisconner]

same bro :( life’s unfair 🙁

[@polinaogboh]

Sometimes it’s just not meant to be

[@maryhemelt2142]

Ryan Yerrow 1 month off

[@hellokenziebro]

i need a collab DAD!

[@theguudstuff]

Sucks 2 suck

[@ball2000]

Kurtis how could you have missed the chance to say "I have a dozen karates. Donut underestimate me"

[@Rainbowkitty09]

9:38 That Arnold Schwarzenegger "accent" had me laughing inconsolably for a very long time. It just sounded like mans was talking and resisting upchucking simultaneously and I've never heard such a thing in my LIFE! 😂😂😂😂

[@tayloryoung509]

That extra greeting is like crack.

[@kaylee8451]

Kurtis says dude better than California surfer culture

[@probablyexhausted5380]

he's canadian it's a given

[@Meelameels]

Doodt

[@blahblahblahEMILY]

Düd

[@queenieofthegalaxy1049]

*.

[@beepboopbobop]

düd

[@cheesewhiz5609]

hi kurtis i know this vid made was 2 yrs ago but i want to thank you for the gift idea for my dad, i bought him the metal detecting one and he genuinely loves it

[@sea4728]

so proud of kurtis and how well this video has done!! i see it resurface on my recommendations time to time with more views and it makes me smile!

[@turtles10]

i saw one that said "this is what a gay clarinet player looks like" and i'm a bisexual clarinetist and my best friend is a lesbian clarinetist and we agreed that we need that shirt

[@kmr4360]

Ok but for some reason this is an awesome shirt idea.

[@randomdreamer5429]

i don't even play clarinet but this is amazing

[@Lily-1175]

Please get it

[@echo_felix331]

WAIT I WANNA JOIN YOU GUYS

[@levieverhart8640]

Never knew that Clarinetist was a word.

[@graffiti3932]

It may look like i'm doing nothing, but in my head i'm playing the *PAN FLUTE*

[@mercurypearl]

Tbh kinda need that

[@andreasstock8539]

I read that bevor I watched the video and thought that you were just making a joke about weard Tshirts, but than it just was a aktually shirt in the video

[@hyde3155]

Bruh after i read dis Kurtis said it

[@cicidiaries]

Tbh sometimes I play my flute in my head

[@sourdough6653]

Crazy Trix haha me too

[@louloudaki_]

never underestimate a not at all intimidating short gay trans guy who’s obsessed with rocks, plays viola and percussion, has ocd and depression, and was born in may. you wouldn’t get it, it’s a julian thing.

[@deaftoyourtonesguy]

Dude are you gonna spontaneously start move it move it-ing at any time

[@Mx.muffin]

Bro, someone is also named Julian and plays percussion as well in my band, what

[@louloudaki_]

hey surprise turns out i’m not even gay, i’m actually just pan

[@louloudaki_]

@@deaftoyourtonesguyyes, i like to move it move it

[@byrnetdown6076]

I get so hype anytime I find one of these shirts in the thrift store :,) makes me so goddamn excited that someone actually bought one of these AND thought it was good enough to be reused *which it technically is ofc but you knoW

[@tictactictac2840]

"I bring my metal detector everywhere, even to CD stores, so I can find the best metal albums" That made me laugh really hard

[@yara2870]

i got a shirt targeted to me that said “don’t mess with a girl who was born in July and is Japanese, she’ll mess you up!” i am not japanese and i was born in june. :/

[@mia234567]

They’re trying to warn you 👀

[@jazzie2967]

Same girl same... :')

[@gnocchidokey]

Congrats on fooling the algorithm!

[@socialistsewerrat8101]

It's a warning

[@socialistsewerrat8101]

You're on your own now

[@flareboi]

the way kurtis keeps his shirts organized terrifies me

[@Oliverboyce-yg1zk]

I buy shirts like these all of the time! I recently just bought one that says "I am useless and gay". I buy them to see people's (mostly elders) faces/reactions

[@kaylee_keen]

as a girl born in November, I am now a charizard boy.

[@samuel-zb4qn]

as a demiboy born in november lets gang up jsjsjsjs

[@emptysekai]

same

[@moved.6963]

as a demigirl born in April, i hate myself 😲

[@emptysekai]

@@moved.6963 we don't care

[@FlamesTheCyndaquil]

@@emptysekai and we didn't ask if we cared

[@carter333]

i'm getting the mental image of two people buying different versions of the charizard boys shirt, one that says june and one that says november. they meet on the street and are required to fight to the death.

[@josie955]

Well that took a turn... I thought this was gonna end wholesome

[@ash.bunnyy]

they have to whip out there pokemon go apps and compare whos charizard is a higher level

[@peytonp2017]

Mmm...yes

[@carter333]

@@josie955 alternate ending: they make out

[@aarontheperson6867]

@@carter333 what if they're not into that

[@mollieephobia]

they also have it on pinterest. they don’t pertain to me ofc but i keep seeing things like “never underestimate my husband who was born in july hurt me and they’ll never find your body yes he bought me this shirt” and i’m tired of it-

[@mitschire]

I would buy the ''It may look like i am doing nothing, but in my head i am playing the panflute'' not because i can play, but it is just a total mood. Sometimes the brain be doing the panflute bro ´-_-`

[@bethleyluctama9958]

LETTING THE ADS PLAY ALL THE WAY THROUGH >>>>

[@nobodyimportant7290]

I watched 3 full advertisements in spanish for you kurtis

[@bethleyluctama9958]

Omg HE LIKED MY COMMENT UGH I LOVE KURTIS SM 🥵🤠🤧

[@SweetAlis1]

well I don't even have the option to skip them... gets annoying

[@caseysommer5079]

model citizen on Kurtistown

[@nuunujonassen3641]

KZbin Premium>>>>>>>

[@gnecrognome4304]

my karate instructor wears a shirt that says "never underestimate an old man who does karate and was born in December" i think one of his kids got it for him. iconic, honestly

[@princesspeach7936]

Icon behaviour

[@twopointoh1355]

tell them I like their shirt

[@gnecrognome4304]

@@twopointoh1355 he's super nice but also intimidating as fuck so I'll pass on that I think

[@twopointoh1355]

@@gnecrognome4304 that is so incredibly unfortunate

[@chickenanddoodles]

I like your profile picture :)

[@Skye-ve6tc]

Kurtis is really asking why people would buy these as if they're not all comedic gold. I really want some hyper-specific shirt that just has nothing to do with me at all, and I'm very sad that I couldn't find a link to order the "you'll never get the seaman out of me" shirt.

[@kellifavazza8021]

Your genuine laugh is the best laugh I've ever heard

[@abby4389]

kurtis is a poptropica character and you cant convince me otherwise

[@Alex-zm1qv]

abby kahn that makes no sense but I agree ☝🏻

[@nitya404]

Omg Poptropica , best childhood game ever

[@cosettek4854]

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[@cam3739]

you my friend, have opened my eyes.

[@houseofstark4692]

Let's put that on a t-shirt.

[@chynnhowe]

*Charizard Boy in the streets but a Crazy May Guy in the sheets*

[@deepth0t186]

Ima Go Apesht I’d get that on a shirt ngl

[@chynnhowe]

Zeph Tambornino Me too. I’m actually really proud of this. I’m a literary genius.

[@slipknuutti]

but REAL charizard boys are born in NOVEMBER not MAY so you CAN'T be BOTH

[@slipknuutti]

@@nihilnemo5421 hell yeah buster

[@TheYesMan856]

my friend has one along the lines of "never underestimate an old man who listens to the beetles and was born in december". he got it at a thrift shop and it is honestly the funniest thing ever, even more because it is so overly specific but does not describe him at all.

[@nannerbotz4680]

I love how this video was suggested after I just ordered a "I went to Sonic and al I got was my ass eated" shirt for my friend tonight. He doesn't know yet. He'll be in for a surprise when the package arrives 🤣

[@gasolinesleeve3396]

Tennis players with pretty daughters: exist Jail: Allow me to introduce myself

[@hystericallover5989]

You could say that they like balls! I’ll go now...

[@fairycars]

ReggieReuven15600 omg no

[@gasolinesleeve3396]

#TEAMWOLFY ReggieReuven I mean you’re not wrong

[@lavender8703]

things that aren’t racist but seem like they are: these shirts

[@perperperpen]

What? Which shirts are u talkin abt?

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Huh?????????

[@KyliejSo]

Absolutely

[@lavender8703]

@@KyliejSo see someone knows what i mean thank you!!!

[@Popo-hn6of]

lol definetly

[@womenlover900]

One time my dad sent me a picture of a shirt that said "you can't tell me what to do you're not my daughter" he never bought it but it was from Facebook so I thought I would share that here.

[@em74692]

Hey Kurtis, I used this video as a reference in my research paper for a college class, thanks!

[@nyan0812nerd]

i keep seeing an ad for a shirt that says "if you dont see a pepsi max in my hand, turn arround and back away slowly" i feel like im being haunted by it

[@viktoriairhazi5095]

you have to buy it to defeat it

[@oli7085]

get it NOW

[@NeitherSparky]

But if somebody turned around and then backed up they’d be coming towards you 🤔

[@artsintheam]

R U N

[@nosleep9816]

Just buy it

[@Aisharox4ever]

i was laughing the whole time, but that "okay, i love you" at 9:25 threw me off into some other dimension

[@von.deezy1]

i love you too

[@catcher881]

I love you two 💜🌼

[@an1ah]

i love you more 🥵

[@von.deezy1]

I'll love you SO MUCH 👌😫

[@justayoutubecommentator3059]

sie - and then double “bye” lmaoo

[@yosefkenner2376]

Love this. I literally laughed out loud. Thank you!