The Dumbest American Fails from all 50 States | FailArmy

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[@someangrypotato7197]

As an American I find this quite offensive. We’re a lot dumber than this. There’s also not enough guns

[@phantomfreeman283]

Haha America doesn't deserve to be a country lol

[@ethang2494]

@PhantomFreeman chill out, you obviously don’t know what a joke is... 🙄

[@phantomfreeman283]

@@ethang2494 Bruh America has so much violence it is a failed state.

[@metallicock]

Haha 69 likes

[@ethang2494]

@@phantomfreeman283 k but you wouldn’t be here watching this if America didn’t exist, also what violence are you talking about. In the past or rn

[@FJSpecter]

Lady: "Put that away sir" Sir: "Absolutely Not!" Lady: "Understandable have a nice day"

[@mildlychaoticperson2570]

While her day is awful

[@TheCorrectViews]

NO WAY! Fail Army pays money for this crap (though they NEVER do mine, even when they are MAJOR)

[@mildlychaoticperson2570]

@@TheCorrectViews despite your name are you sure

[@TheCorrectViews]

@@mildlychaoticperson2570 110%

[@mildlychaoticperson2570]

@@TheCorrectViews welp it's time to put cooking oil on the floor now my friends won't mind

[@AishawithanEye]

Ok. "I'm a giraffe!" has been miscategorized. It is definitely a win.

[@nickcherry5598]

100%

[@chornobylreactor4]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me rolling

[@saucejohnson9862]

That and Minnesota were wins.

[@joshuaswope2758]

Colo-rad-o!!!!!

[@vmm21]

Win for giraffe, not for the family who is taking picture

[@alexmaccity]

woman--"hey, put that away, sir. sir" man--" absolutely not" 😂😂😂

[@LHyoutube]

I absolutely loved his assertiveness in how he said that! 😄

[@ThroneOfBhaal]

@@LHyoutube Yea... there was NO chance he was going to put that away... don't even try.

[@SuperTonyony]

We now know that Maryland has at least one Karen. "How dare you make a record of how stupid I am!". 🙄

[@coreybarnwell2621]

Lmao that part got me

[@averyhollrah1498]

That response was my favorite part of the whole video 🤣

[@dynaflow666]

That contrast between Georgia and Hawaii was outstanding.

[@norefunds4731]

0:46 _"I'M A GIRAFFE!!!"_ *Always hilarious. Always.*

[@norefunds4731]

@FloodEscaper901 [RB] Yeah. What he said.

[@ratedahmed38]

lol

[@alexandercameron645]

dude was fucking hauling ASS lol #dopplergiraffe

[@liambishop496]

PATRICK: It's a giraffe!

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

That's a giraffe

[@ubnubprayr5000]

2:43 SIR SIR put that away! Absolutely not. Perfect response

[@lolijonne2298]

What was he supposed to put away? Too lazy to zoom in..

[@dr.sawbones4954]

ubnubprayr5000 I had seen that fail before, I didn’t know it happened it my state lmao let’s goooo

[@ratedahmed38]

@@lolijonne2298 lol

[@Djboyrimo]

Trying cut away his freedom

[@Leviathan-sz3st]

😂😂

[@papabilby8855]

“I’m a giraffe!!!” I been laughing about that hours now. 🤣

[@GracemarieJohnson]

The guy who said that was wearing a giraffe costume too, which makes it even funnier! 🤣

[@fullstoppunctuation._]

0:57 as a Floridian, this is an accurate representation of our state

[@Mark-lj1dj]

Then Jeremy dewitte races by 😅

[@jamIam6548]

We had a dude in Daytona when I worked at Morgan bros/winsupply that had the same set up. The platform on top is for a gas generator. His van had a house front door on it. He'd take most of our free ice and leave lol.

[@charliechaplin852]

Should've been a whole list dedicated to you people

[@jayasmrmore3687]

No, alligators are an accurate representation

[@Durwood71]

I bet his car was like an icebox inside.

[@rustinpeace4347]

"I'm a giraffe!" wins hand s down

[@sethralavode9012]

Don’t see how that was a fail.

[@anastasiavandyke6899]

It's an original.

[@anastasiavandyke6899]

A classic as you may put it

[@anglepsycho]

We also had a nearly extinct ferret cloned currently in Fort Collins!

[@baldrian22]

@@sethralavode9012 think its because they was a group of friends or a family that was going to make a video about their skiing and then get interupted by someone going on ski right between the person with the video camera and the other people and yelling "i am a giraff"

[@aaronmatheson2208]

The often referenced, but rarely seen, Minnesota mountain range! Simply breathtaking

[@Aydenistic]

The Alaska video was actually the Minnesota video and the Minnesota video was actually the Alaska video.

[@natemartinez4595]

Iron range. Isn't it?

[@MrMbf223]

Btw it’s not Minnesota lol we don’t have snow cap mountains

[@MrMbf223]

@@Aydenistic how do you know that I’m confused

[@irajohnson4227]

I was saying the same thing 🤨

[@KillerQueenn.]

*everyone throughout the video laughing at others getting hurt and humiliated* *everyone at **1:27* 😱 "I hope that dog is okay!"

[@robinhall7177]

Dog? What dog?

[@jasonarmstrong9522]

@@robinhall7177 LOL I had to watch it 5X before I noticed

[@camz3713]

No dog in clip, confirmed.

[@PumaPete]

@@camz3713 there was a beaver though!

[@2AGaph]

Slowing down a slow-mo clip is always fun.

[@ThetaRealms]

why the f did that blonde lady run into that trash bin? like seriously haha

[@taylorhoke4847]

Because we have nothing better to do… I’m from western Kansas I don’t know about the eastern part tho.

[@ThetaRealms]

@@taylorhoke4847 fair game..not judging but that was messed up lol

[@curte6062]

Guessing there was alcohol involved

[@eddyflo2978]

Alcohol

[@piersonjohn1264]

Because she’s blonde

[@ShortStuff0000]

1:10 I am going to set up a camera to record myself sitting down. "Just in case I fall over"

[@thenorthcarolinian6796]

Still very funny

[@MrSpooky55]

I was worried he couldn't get back up..

[@alexaggarwal5172]

As a Coloradan I am glad to be represented by that fine gentlemen

[@livin3.gh0ull]

6:26 “URRRRRGGGGG” 😂

[@TheOriginalDogass]

As a West Virginian I approve of this clip.

[@HenrikJonasson]

2:44 -"Hey, put that away, sir. Sir." -"Absolutely not." 😂😂😂

[@julianreinwalt3037]

0:43 my brain at the end of the exam

[@Bloodmonsters746]

I'm a giraffe!!!!

[@NatRomanoff58]

"Hey, put that away, sir. Sir." "Absolutely not." Sounds like something me and half the people I know would say 😂

[@Alfamoto8]

I like Hawaii the most. I could watch that fail 1:28 over and over again... Lol

[@Deuteromis]

I wanna see her make them cheeks clap.

[@alexnemovitz8560]

😝😝😝😝

[@trevorcharpentier4299]

Ah yes, who doesn’t love the towering mountains of Minnesota? Almost as breathtaking as Disney World Coated in snow or the swaying palm trees of Idaho. Majestic.

[@wadeboven6782]

Ty

[@matthewdonaldleddy]

100% I just noticed that too. The banner says Alaska haha. I suppose they need to create any excuse for a new video. It got me watching so I suppose it worked...

[@Elementalism]

Laughed at that as well.

[@colesullivan9659]

@@matthewdonaldleddy Alaska and Minnesota are switched. Everything else is right

[@thespacechannel3558]

I live in Minnesota no mountains here

[@Blue-vy7qe]

It’s moments like this that make me proud to be American

[@krawczynski7949]

same

[@albertzweistein7097]

*jAaAaAaAaAa*

[@goldenguest778the_real]

Moments like this make me want to be an American

[@user-ho9gt3ly6b]

Which part of America everybody from? I'm from the US

[@Arltratlo]

moments like this makes me happy not to be related in any way to the USA!

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

I was blown away that the downspout on that gutter held up as long as it did

[@joerepoman1]

2:37 sir put that away sir. Sir: absolutely not! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DomOfSin666]

As a lifelong Oregonian, I can confidently say a ring twirler next to a river is the perfect representation of our state

[@chieflongsmoke3672]

Sup fellow Oregoinans

[@WeazelNewsUSA]

Sup fellow San Antonians

[@billolsen4360]

Both of my folks were Silvertonians

[@theusher2893]

I would've thought it was the massive riots. But hey, whatever gets you through the day

[@leaderofmine6293]

Are you from Oregon?

[@mbnhiphopmusik6429]

Nothing with a gator from Florida? I am disappointed...

[@willskywalk]

You can fill up several videos about Florida though, so they had to choose one 😂

[@evak5673]

@@willskywalk yeah but do they all star a good boy gator?

[@willskywalk]

@@evak5673 maybe they'll do it in August 🐊🐊

[@TheIndependentLens]

"Hey, put that away, Sir!" "This might be my internet gold! Absolutely not!"

[@johnwalck3133]

“Put that away” translates to “don’t videotape our attempt at insurance fraud”.

[@lancehelsten7518]

1:28 is a win from my perspective

[@matts2227]

100%

[@dadbod488]

I'm so happy they made it slow motion.

[@Deak678]

😏

[@curte6062]

Glad I'm not the only one that found it to be the best one watched it several times.

[@lancehelsten7518]

@@dadbod488 You should try it on .25x playback speed my guy 👌

[@twitchster77]

01:28 Oh shut up! Stop pretending you weren't thinking the same thing! That's a really nice beach!!

[@tierarkhamus2893]

Yeah that poor dog is gonna be limping for awhile

[@Hallowed_Ground]

Well, it certainly isn't a nice ass. Look at that nasty cellulite fat jiggle. That's actually disgusting. It looks like a plastic bag full of cottage cheese.

[@tyshawncurry8497]

@@Hallowed_Ground either you're a girl or you're gay... or both. *shrugs*....to each their own!! The best ass are the jiggly ones!!😜😜😜😜

[@kevinna3615]

@@Hallowed_Ground lmao why tf are you so triggered

[@fjrayner_1459]

Fucking disgraceful pigs

[@MJJackinator]

“Put that away sir” “Absolutely not” 😂

[@LHyoutube]

6:31 - Probably the most cartoonish-sounding running ever recorded in real life! 😂 P.S. Also, did anyone else completely overestimate the size of that thing and assume it was holding a full-size fishing rod, and then become completely disoriented when the guy slid into view? 😲

[@keltonwills8801]

"IM A GIRAFFE." I fell off my bed. Did anybody realize that the guy was also wearing a giraffe costume?

[@celeste-.-]

@JustinBieber And you should let people feel how they want instead of forcing your opinion on them.

[@emeraldguy333]

You being sarcastic? Or did you actually laugh at a non-hilarious, dead, debunked meme? Wait a second, you must be sarcastic.

[@lifeissacred2041]

Also, the basketball mascot was a definite win too

[@LHyoutube]

0:26 - 'Wait, which state is this video from?' 0:31 - 'OK, I suppose it could be from Arkansas...' 0:35 - "AWW DANG!!!" 'Oh OK, we have confirmation!' 😂

[@thexirvrj2442]

1:28 I foresee alot of slow motion playbacks for that one

[@thegnik8599]

Fail army knows what there doing lmao

[@F_L_U_X]

It's already in slow-motion, dumbass.

[@pidge8672]

@@Hallowed_Ground Fuck you, honestly. You're so utterly stupid, I cannot believe you. Cellulite is normal! Even on thin & healthy people. My friend, who is 5'3 and weighs around 100 lbs has cellulite around her bottom and it makes her insecure even though she takes amazing care of her body.

[@AndrewNguyen-ef4dr]

Lady: "Put that away sir" Sir: "Absolutely Not!" Lady: "Understandable have a nice day"

[@raaidbinfahd2005]

Guys Ur saying @Colvin said something what did he say his reply is deleted

[@sayantanmondal7641]

"You guys say Colorado" "I'm a giraffe"

[@Hallowed_Ground]

No, no you did it all wrong. It goes like this: "You guys say Colorado" "I'M A GIRAFFE!!!!"

[@mollscadman]

Corbin just about to say this needs to be in capitals

[@LAG568]

We couldn't stop laughing! It was so aggressive too! This man apparently does not get enough recognition as a giraffe. It must be rectified. LMAO!

[@confusion.puddle]

3:00 You, sir, must've forgotten the power of the lake!! As a Michigander I'm sure you'll take my word, damnit

[@christopherhughes3381]

One of the funniest I've seen. Freaking awesome video!! 😆 😆 😂 😂

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

6:24 "Doo-Di-Doo-BLERGHERGHGHR"

[@FallGuy-mr6mb]

oh wow i heard it

[@BloodmoonPyke]

1:09 Me, after a good nap, trying to sit down for some LoL 1:42 Me in LoL, maining Lee Sin

[@aresduvamp204]

I play LoL too

[@LHyoutube]

5:34 - Whoa, wait, you're suggesting someone was drunk at a public event in Texas?! 😂

[@ottfamily1225]

“Sir sir put that away sir” *Absolutely not*

[@norefunds4731]

2:51 That puddle is so small. You almost have to aim for it. But hey, at least he probably got hepatitis from it. That's fun.

[@ObviouslyNotYou]

No Refunds Helatitis isn’t cool Bro

[@warrenjensen4670]

@@ObviouslyNotYou There's this thing called sarcasm, maybe you haven't heard of it.

[@C0DE_ZER0]

Only in Massachusetts

[@lorenage2685]

He is being sarcastic...@@ObviouslyNotYou

[@TheCimbrianBull]

@@ObviouslyNotYou r/woooosh

[@USMC49er]

2:15 That is obviously a Ryder truck, nice try FailArmy

[@JimboJones99]

Trump 2020 🇺🇲👍

[@gordlawson11]

@@JimboJones99 *Trump prison 2020 fixed that for you

[@claytonbigsby3236]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP 2020!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@gordlawson11]

@@claytonbigsby3236 i.imgur.com/gQbe6Ck.png

[@GrumpyBearRawr]

If that truck stayed in the right lane it might have made it.

[@D.Frasure]

I had a smile the entire video, enjoyed.

[@rwdplz1]

"Hey, put that away sir!" Karen's going to be on the local news, and NOT lying to her insurance company. WIN/WIN!

[@OwnerofChaos]

Everyone fact-checking the location of the clips while I'm stuck on the Hawaii clip.

[@jamesstevens2362]

hypnoticslumber , yeah, I’m guessing there are supposed more states after Hawaii, but my video is stuck on that one too... for some reason. 😁

[@jakeg3126]

I think your name kinda fits the theme of that one

[@bogdonbogdonovic5381]

Dem cheeks make it a W

[@tbd-1]

If that's stupid in Hawaii, I'm in.

[@imhappyandyou.4003]

And the fact that the mascot got him or herself out of that mess without any help I really thought was pretty impressive honestly. Still a fail but with a good finish lol. Thanks as always @FailArmy for the great content/compilations. 🍻

[@dovahwolf1397]

His name is jazz bear and he is Utah jazz mascot and he done crazier if I remember correctly

[@AzrialAlaria]

The one from Utah checks out. The Jazz bear does that weird stuff lol!

[@phillipphil1615]

The Illinois dandelion is a win, perfect aim and timing.

[@aidantoponce]

*MARYLAND* "Hey put that away, sir. Sir." "Absolutely not."

[@JaiDubbya]

So polite in Maryland. "Put that away sir" "Absolutely not" That encounter would go a lot differently where I'm from.

[@Lightning7112]

As a Connecticut resident I can say with confidence that a golf fail really suits this state

[@vincenthamilton4532]

Also as a ct resident, I have to agree

[@Paka1918]

Please make a part 2 and 3 of this. ^^

[@britishcryovision6565]

0:35 oH dAnG

[@ck-1649]

"Hey put that away sir" "Absolutely not" 😂😂

[@acay5722]

"Hey Sir, put that away!" "Absolutely not." What a guy XDD

[@FooFighter67]

The way the guy just slid across the ice in the Wisconsin clip killed me

[@pokki.blossom]

As an Arkansasan, that “oh dang” sums up Arkansas perfectly.

[@masahirosakurai488]

I want fries 🍟

[@randomtology2173]

every other state: trying to do something cool, get hurt. new jersey: just leaving your house, you break ur spine

[@jeepliving1]

"Put that away, sir." "Absolutely not." "You better not put that on KZbin." "Absolutely."

[@TheConorsmithusa]

the north carolina basketball fail was the funniest esp the slow motion added on 4:20

[@downbytheriver501]

Interesting to see such large mountains in Minnesota. They must've sprang up since I was last there 5 months ago.

[@mehdikhadem2576]

"I'm a Giraffe" dude is ffuukkinnn hilarious :D :D :D

[@dariostino]

Legend says that the guy from Georgia is still on the floor on his back rolling like a beatle

[@Richard-vu7kh]

Would that be a VW beetle ?

[@dariostino]

@@Richard-vu7kh no, just a morbidly obese beatle

[@bokhans]

I live in a country where a snacks company promoted their peanuts with the slogan “the biggest nuts comes from USA”. 😂

[@ptommo1543]

2:38 "Hey, put that away sir" "Absolutely not" LMAO!

[@anthonyhewitt9397]

Makes the videos more interesting knowing which state they took place in for some reason.

[@truthbydesign5146]

“Absolutely not” What’d she expect, demanding like a damn Karen. I don’t know who she thinks she is, but she’s absolutely not.

[@mcqueendroid]

6:26 “URRRRGGGGHHH” 😂😭

[@kevinkowalkowskiii1262]

Minnesota? That's definitely Alyeska Resort in Alaska! Kinda says in the the fence too and I was there last weekend (:

[@pimpchris21]

Hey sir,sir, put that away! Absolutely not 🤣🤣🤣

[@unekablenoni1557]

0:43 IM A GIRAFFE!!!!!!

[@bergenknutson9263]

the one from Minnesota is from Girdwood Alaska at the resort.

[@josephjordan8096]

Okay, I lived in Minnesota for years. There are no mountains like that there.

[@mattybmattyb]

Lol. All of the signs had a Alaska written all over them too. Good one FailArmy 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@WargamerYT-pn1we]

Ya I’m from wisconsin no way 😂

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

Yeah I was wondering about that one. I've never been to the Midwest, but I'm pretty sure it looks nothing like that!

[@williambuehner3276]

I was just about to say the same thing. No mountains like that here in the MN.

[@vec7003]

Yea I live in mn and I’ve been to every “mountain” in mn those are not one of them

[@acenovon8634]

Hey put that away sir absolutely not!!!!!!!!!🤣 that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

[@loganmalough2379]

0:48 Ball: “ILL SHOW YOU WHOS BAD AT LINING UP!!!!”

[@MrXboy93]

Thanks 😂. Even though I'm not American this was hilarious AF. 😂👍 And for all those American watchers, have the funniest July 4th! 🍻

[@katemarier4490]

Pantteri93 thanks. Love from Illinois

[@claytonbigsby3236]

Thank you!

[@texaswolf4263]

For California you didn't have to show a clip just the word was enough.

[@sunnysideup1744]

Lol.

[@TeganBurns]

Definitely feel like random states were just stacked with random videos...

[@woberu]

1:57 Girl: *jumps into trash Trash: 'I have my pride, you know!'

[@harlans8031]

2:50 I thought his head exploded!

[@estoyaqui5386]

2:10 it´s not the *11"8*, but still a nice can-opener

[@Godstud]

"Put that away sir." "Absolutely not." LOL

[@Kay-t-lynn]

Really appreciate how the state, or location is labeled at the bottom of the vids, thanks

[@knineknights]

2:57 I love how people who don't know the ocean get taught to respect the power of it.

[@kontrarien5721]

Or the lake. But yeah. Don't underestimate the power of moving water.

[@ericaschaidt8588]

Definitely not an ocean.

[@SuperBexter1]

Bruh it says Michigan

[@chrisc6857]

The Great Lakes... They call them 'lakes' but they are so big and so deep they really should be classified as inland seas.

[@largeman7243]

0:27 I like how he watches him fail before acting concerned

[@LHyoutube]

2:36 - Oh sure lady, because the incident being filmed is by far the worst aspect of your situation! 😂

[@thefuturek1ng230]

"I'M A GIRAFFE!" is a pure gold meme.

[@MiguelGarcia-uf9ll]

3:56 best scream ever

[@godzzila]

6:24 is the funniest sound I have ever heard in one of these videos.

[@ilikeipods.mp3240]

Urrgggllll

[@latvianminecrafter8040]

Maintain mama take me home

[@fernandomcc7954]

OMG, the one from Colorado. Priceless 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@LHyoutube]

4:16 - Still did less damage to Seinfeld than the real Kramer actor did... 😂

[@garrettodonnell4177]

Colorado is the first video I've ever seen that legit gets funnier when you do that thing where it loops slower every time.

[@SouthernGentleman]

Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸

[@michaelmathews295]

The Minnesota one is hilarious, especially the high mountains in the background.

[@justice3317]

What a hardworking for collecting clips 💕 Fabulous 👉🏿 love from India 🇮🇳

[@Turtle_violence]

Have some love back from Virginia on the east coast of America

[@ax--media]

United States of Failure. Epic!!! Can you do Chaotic Canada please?

[@lindenstromberg6859]

Canada isn't actually a real country. It was made up by Matt Stone and Trey Parker mainly for South Park but is used in other comedy shows. It's mostly based off of rural Maine and Minnesota.

[@ax--media]

@@lindenstromberg6859 F for respect.

[@tylerdurden4006]

You should rename this video "the average american"

[@finalhazard883]

As an American, i can agree.

[@mycat24]

You should rename this comment, "the average anti-american"

[@JohnDoe-qf1ur]

@@mycat24 Bingo