What Were They Thinking? Self-Inflicted Fails | FailArmy

2020 is finally over! But the question remains: do we actually deserve 2021? These clips will answer that question with an emphatic "No!
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[@jr2543]

I’ve seen that PSG fan’s friend smashes that tv for one gazillon times.

[@vanshrajsingh2807]

LOL I don't even how much is that

[@paulochumbrego]

Im sick of it already

[@cyberdemon1702]

Why would they open with that one

[@localtortoise]

I can't remember the last video it wasn't in

[@jezryllevan]

Girls doesn't know how to play a joke

[@InsertGenericNameHere]

Me: "Oh yay, FailArmy posted a new video" Also me: "Oh, half of it is clips I've already seen"

[@karmakazi219]

I only watched the 1st half and I've literally seen all of them several times.

[@ithrowranked7093]

True

[@Hooptyroo]

Half? Like all

[@tylerkennedy8931]

I'm not defending their recycling but this channel is 100x better if you don't watch every video.

[@SL-xv9io]

Half? 😂

[@HadToChangeMyName_YoutubeSucks]

That guy never washed anything in his life. You don't even wash dishes like that.

[@raychang8648]

The wash-the-meat guy probably has grey hair by now.

[@aquinamedia4508]

Looks like he might an BMW owner or aspiring to get one, they don't even know how to use indicators/turn signals in a car...

[@roronoa02]

@@aquinamedia4508 Not true man, i'm a BMW owner and I know how to use my indicators. I just never use them...

[@joelebatteurist]

Maybe it was "watch the meat" 😅

[@Zero_Ninety]

I don't know how people that dumb make it through life.

[@debaprabhanjanmallick]

You should change your channel name from 'FailArmy' to 'RecycleArmy'

[@julianjager5460]

True bro

[@benivens2583]

True ; its always a compilation of their fails "NEVER MISS ANOTHER FAIL AGAIN"

[@LEEx513]

I left a comment and read the rest and it's literally everyone saying what I said lmao

[@mr.critic]

over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[@debaprabhanjanmallick]

@@mr.critic Exactly. Seems like the beginning is the end and the end is the beginning. A glitch in the matrix 😂

[@noahwiebe2558]

the world would be a much more clean place if everybody recycled as much as fail army

[@yhleray]

Brilliant

[@rawegg4218]

Dead body reported nice rost lmao

[@shadedcycle]

Make your own fails instead of bashing another innocent person for no reason except their shortage of fails that they can’t control!

[@poetrymafia27]

Or washed everything like that guy with the meat

[@driv3563]

@@shadedcycle It's a thing called "criticism"

[@karmakazi219]

Fail Army is a self-inflicted fail lately.

[@stubones]

So is the USA as a whole lol

[@infinitepower6780]

@@stubones Not true

[@janpavel1441]

it's been a few years actually

[@peanutcruncher1349]

@@stubones Ah shit, here we go with this "USA bad" stuff again

[@GregoriusMagnus]

Has always been. Only all jokes are new for a newborn. FailArmy had been doing so since it was founded. People started complaining when they spent their life here getting familiar with the videos.

[@xophersmith]

In about four years, FailArmy will have narrowed it down to just playing the video of the woman in the bus station freaking out, every week.

[@rigobatiancila5824]

the person that slapped the phone out of their friends hand needs to pay

[@shagir.s]

I agree, don’t know how people find that kinda stuff funny

[@VinnieG-]

making your boyfriend smash his TV isn't that nice either, you usually know what people get angry at videogames

[@scottmcshannon6821]

tell her to go get and throw her over.

[@mry3ll0w80]

How many freakin times do I have to see the guy throwing a controller at the tv!!! How many fail army!!! Stacking guys slacking

[@sarahgreen9554]

If my boyfriend smacked my phone out of my hand and off a bridge, we ain’t dating anymore.

[@sarahgreen9554]

@@catlover6629 Was it?

[@sarahgreen9554]

@@catlover6629 oh it was. Then why the f*** is he holding it like that?

[@zachcrawford5]

@@catlover6629 Thanks, now I little less mad for that guy. Only a little though, ice cream sandwiches are awesome.

[@vinnyester]

@@zachcrawford5 its not, its a phone with white on the back

[@mikethehistorian]

@@catlover6629 that was definitely not an ice crwan sandwich

[@MattJasa]

Sometimes our greatest hurdle is ourselves.

[@maaimachinedefrance513]

Amen

[@plestern08]

And sometimes that hurdle hits you in the balls

[@zackparsons3937]

Well said.

[@cruellaclose722]

We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and werewolves

[@forrestaustin7050]

All the time.

[@xTjSaysTDFWx]

Bro was so hyped at 4:05 he could hardly contain himself🤣🤣🤣

[@lindabrooks653]

The girl that knocked the guy's phone out of his hand, do the same to her phone, and the guy "washing" the meat hilarious.

[@HelenaVanCity]

The guy who washed chicken parts with soap immediately reminded me of Chandler from Friends: 'You obviously haven't tastes my Palmolive potatoes!"

[@No__Vanity]

7:46 the one kid in class who never knows when the joke is over

[@zippoclick69]

Watching this channel and expecting new videos is a self-inflicted fail

[@NeilPower]

3:33 So... I'm assuming the driver is fleeing a scene of an accident with a rather large piece of evidence embedded in the front grill of their vehicle. I hope the owner of that bike is okay.

[@scottmcshannon6821]

a very very ineffective hit and run. cant claim they didnt notice, and they have too drive by a cop sometime. they have already had their picture taken by hundreds of people.

[@lfcynwa3900]

I can’t believe I used to find this channel entertaining

[@sethralavode9012]

And yet here you are

[@SL-xv9io]

Thank you for bringing back all these classic fail videos we have seen so many times in the last years. But is there a chance to get videos which we did not see a dozen of times?

[@FEARSWTOR]

"Why'd you run that stop sign?" "I just wanted to get pulled over by a horse, officer."

[@delcox8165]

Honestly, yes.

[@sethralavode9012]

It was a beautiful horse

[@bncollinsmn]

80% of these aren't fails, and another 90% of those aren't self inflicted

[@officerpd]

100% of your comment is MIMIMI😂😂

[@bncollinsmn]

@@officerpd MIMIMI?

[@chaosisbeautiful]

100% of these are clips we have all seen before many reused to the point of boredom 😑

[@JordanMarsh1]

That delivery guy clip was a perfect example of instant karma

[@311kellymarie]

1:53 she actually stomps like a child! 🤣 I can’t even understand her lol

[@kaiyotee2475]

What was the lead up? I can't understand her tbh

[@MrOramato]

“In tonight’s headlines, a woman inexplicably fell 200 feet from a Dam”

[@zerohour7661]

The police on horse pulling someone over is just boss lmao

[@MaLeFiZjAcKe]

0:30 - well .... I have anger issues. Bring him to me!

[@bubba9384]

I don't have anger issues, but anyone hits my truck like that, they gettin an ass whoopin or shot...

[@kaustubhacharya7642]

It should not be named fail army it should be "RecyclingArmy"

[@UnknownUser_0000]

Yawn..

[@masteroogwayisntdead__1814]

And you should stop copying comments

[@SmiIeyyXD]

Just like how many times people have recycled this comment.

[@mandielou]

That poor girl in the swing.🤭 Initially she was so embarrassed that she ended up calling the fire department instead of a family member or friend(except for the one person filming). I love it. 🤣

[@BrownBomber92181]

When that guy yelled you're messing with the wrong guy, I kept remembering that scene with Steve Martin in planes, trains and automobiles

[@kaiyotee2475]

What was even happening there? I feel like I need context.

[@bastardgrin]

0:50 "Oh my god, step-firefighter, what are you doing?"

[@jack-exzolt9858]

The cop just pulled a car while mounted on a steed. That's so alpha.

[@whoopdeedo83]

*Guy does burnout* Crowd: Cheers *Guy gets pulled over* Crowd: Cheers

[@Sonos45]

I think about politics when I see that clip.

[@musaak1829]

05:40 Turkish :) '''Hayır hayır hayır şu an olmaz lütfen ne olur'''

[@portogiannis]

3:40 uhmmm i want to know where the bike driver went

[@infinitepower6780]

All over the highway

[@portogiannis]

@ComedyHerd is the bike driver in the ''last video''?

[@portogiannis]

@ComedyHerd no

[@portogiannis]

@ComedyHerd sad

[@lucasmclellan8388]

I follow him on insta hes all good now bike was destroyed obviously

[@wyattolsen7562]

First rule of cooking chicken, always remember dish soap is for cleaning, not for seasoning

[@3Clod]

6:12 proceeds to throw a package to the ground 6:17 proceeds to throw again the package to the ground 6:22 proceeds to throw a second package to the ground 6:23 proceeds to throw himself to the ground ... procedures...

[@americancitizen1885]

Holding the phone sideways to record videos should be a mandatory class in all schools K-12th grade and an elective in college.

[@peytonmac1131]

I think it's mostly tiktok idiots, since I believe that's the way the video gets played on that site.

[@TomDelayBeats]

3:50 that was a yield sign not a stop sign, he most certainly could have pulled out.

[@nthgth]

He also had the lane all to himself ahead, not even sure why there was a yield sign

[@TomDelayBeats]

@@nthgth right

[@SouthernGentleman]

Now the police officer was awesome

[@johnnygunz2300]

The guy "fights for a living" and can't take a bump from a baby stroller? Lmfao. 5:08

[@cbflazaro]

not as funny when 70% of these "fails" are scripted.

[@SWATStrachan]

F**k it, I'm out, nothing but recycled clips over and over again.

[@Its2for1]

To be fair they didn't claim anything was new, its not like it is best of the week or anything. Instead its best fails of a specific category, so they combed through existing clips to match the category of "Self-Inflicted Fails"

[@YingwuUsagiri]

@@Its2for1 That would be fair if there would've been more than ten new videos since November. Most of December and January and I mean at least 90% of each video is recycled over and over again.

[@sjmevans]

I’m coming close. If there are recycled clips in the next one, I’m gone.

[@genybr]

@Meigold21 right, it's still left the right to left. sorry, i'm foreighner, but this is fun thing in english for me :3

[@juliebrammer]

Man, watching this makes me feel me so much better about my life. 🙏

[@xxsuspectxx91]

The dude who catches cop pull dude over on dash cam been waiting for that moment ever since he bought that shit lol

[@blizzardfog9501]

The horse went on a god damn adventure he must be proud to live a dream like his ancestors did

[@brokkoli3245]

getting your phone smacked out of your hand into a river isnt something id call "self inflicted".

[@ourv9603]

RE : VAN PUSHING A MOTORCYCLE... Occasionally you'll see someone driving with a badly damaged vehicle or as in this case pushing a motorcycle. What you are witnessing is a driver fleeing a hit & run. !

[@anishdynamo]

Ayyyy 02:10 that clip is a win.. can't you see all the people are alive?

[@thecommentingstug]

Yeah, but the Mustang driver was clearly swerving into the opposing lanes

[@jthreefingers8445]

6:45 And this was how the tangy flavor for meat was found, by accident.

[@mr_w1nderful]

I will never understand the logic why people break their own shit because they get upset lol smh 💀

[@aarongoodchild5040]

6:44 that level of positivity has no place in these videos

[@CATMANJess]

They set that up and did it purposely for views

[@SevenTailedWolf72]

Hey FailArmy. I love your channel...would be awesome to see some new fails. 😁

[@MaegnasMw]

"Somebody said to wash the meat" "Yeah, but not with SOAP!" .... "NOT WITH SOAP?!?!?!" WOW! Just WOW!!

[@peterf.229]

Who washes meat?

[@thecommentingstug]

@@peterf.229 Depends on how they wash it

[@Anthropomorph]

1:40 What the hey happend here? I know she was mad, but that was some elevated rage that I need to know the specifics of. Hahahaha!

[@ashleyember6822]

Bubba said wash the meat? Only in prison you wash the meat.😹😹😹

[@jthiggins4886]

Who ever reads this I wish you the best of luck and joy, peace, and happiness!

[@GTTeancum]

4:47 I was waiting for the other guy to just lay him out

[@Psychol-Snooper]

The other guy committed assault and battery right right in front of that cop.

[@christianrosado8838]

@@Psychol-Snooper with an "Ill fucking kill you" and the cops like nothing.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@christianrosado8838 To be fair it is New York; if they arrested everyone who acted like that on the streets THE PRISONS WOULD BE FULL!

[@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr]

Bruh I haven't watched a failarmy video in years. All of a sudden this pops up and I've been subscribed all along.

[@HajiDs]

horse on the road , only john wick can do that HAHAHAA

[@Ishen32]

Now that's how you wash your meat With Dish Soup! one big step for humanity

[@sjramen_]

1:41 me when the Macdonalds ice cream machine is broken

[@infinitepower6780]

Huh, the only original fail is that of FailArmy itself

[@christianstachl]

6:45 First thought: What a waste of food for a stupid prank... Second thought: ...wait, he was being serious? 🙄

[@DionysusAlS]

Yeah, I assumed it was staged because he was videoing himself and apparently streaming it on Facebook, but the truth is, there really are people that brain dead out there. It was probably real. But I'm not sure the food is completely wasted. If the chicken is soaked in an acidic solution overnight, that should be enough to counteract the soap. And then it can be cooked and used as pet food since it probably wouldn't be fit for human consumption at that point.

[@_Smarf_]

He has a prison tear drop tattoo. I always assumed he was having trouble getting used to life on the outside.

[@TexasHotel1]

Don't lose your time. You always see all this clips.

[@lucada32]

what do you mean?

[@senseweaver01]

@@lucada32 He means they're a bunch of clips that have already been used in previous videos.

[@Spanogenis]

I still can't understand why people laugh when someone crash a tv screen.What is funny about it?the money you waste or the garbage you create?Rest are awesome!😂

[@A.C.71]

0:46 she was hoping a hot fireman would recue her then these two showed up lol

[@seviren]

3:42 Honestly, I would've done the same because I hate when people don't attempt to merge and just wait there like morons. Lol.

[@spencerphilippinedream3706]

and that is why people laugh at you.

[@johnbeckwith1361]

What that cop did was entrapment. That dash cam showed the cop could have went several times but didnt, also he put the truck in reverse...indicating that is wasn't trying to move and officially blocking traffic. What a bullshit thing for a cop to do, didn't teach anyone a lesson.....

[@yeahyeah2899]

@@johnbeckwith1361 There's clearly a yield sign which means you must wait for traffic. Perhaps you need to retake your driving lessons.

[@matoatlantis]

​@@johnbeckwith1361 I agree. There's a lane he could merge into so it seems (at least from the video) he had plenty of opportunity to merge. Also as you stated it seems he even put it into reverse. In EU you can bypass obstacle/vehicle that is blocking traffic like this. And actually, legit, you can honk your horn to inform others about possible danger situation while doing so. So maybe the cop was just chasing him to apologize? :)

[@JoseFernandez-cd7ew]

Although I've seen most of the clips, this video made me really angry instead of making me laugh

[@keithmerrick6256]

Here in the UK we give way to pedestrians on a zebra!! 🤣😂

[@Guitarnivore]

7:18 He's using entirely way too much Dawn on that chicken.

[@JKO716]

SMH! I come with my beer on this beautiful Friday and and as I'm starting to drink, I realize that 99.9% of these clips have been posted many times before. Now I gotta go find something new to look at

[@Coolie_ky]

1:47 LMAO

[@elizabethmay7262]

All I can say is just brilliant 😂

[@matrox420]

2.42 when Hitler gets his car booted lol

[@Klownmg]

How is that cop going to pull that person over when they were stopped in a merge lane? The lane is there to keep traffic moving and not stop. The cop was in the wrong

[@HelloYersoGae]

That really depends on where you live the lanes are not the same in every state. Or country for that matter

[@mementomori7825]

The merge lane with the yield sign?

[@SonicGlitchmaster1]

What are you talking about? You’re not supposed to just go through a yield sign when traffic is that heavy. You’re gonna cause an accident. Cop was doing what you’re supposed to be doing and that guy he pulled over is an idiot that deserves every cent of that ticket

[@ChrisAndCats]

@@SonicGlitchmaster1 merge is exactly that - you're all supposed to act like a zipper - one on main carriageway, one merges in. One main carriageway, one in. Stopping dead rather than merging is daft.

[@Billy-rz1jg]

Cop was absolutely intentionally waiting because he was agro about the honking.

[@_UKRuff_]

If you don't have new content, don't make new videos.

[@noahwiebe2558]

@ComedyHerd if you want people to watch your videos, just keep making them, but don't shove it down their throats

[@mcexplorerplays3848]

dude, maybe nobody sends in clips anymore, you are just salty

[@tigerlilly721]

@ComedyHerd You are using another youtube channel to advertise yours. That's disgusting and a No-Go.

[@si_vis_pacempara_bellum4906]

The last time I saw that smash the phone clip you guys only just broke 1 million subs, and I came back years later, ya'll are still using that clip 😂

[@lionsden5123]

Most fails are, by nature, self-inflicted.

[@nthgth]

Almost by definition

[@kiyoshiaderer5661]

When he pulled out the dish soap I was like BOY IF YOU DON'T PUT THAT BACK RIGHT KNOW I WILL PERSONALLY LIIKE YOUR CUT G

[@CarlosCastillo-zf5fb]

Each time I watch these videos I want to become a firefighter more and more.

[@aaahtex902]

FROM NOW ON, WHEN I DO MY LAUNDRY, **MY SOCKS GO STRAIGHT IN DA MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS!!!**

[@christianbarton7129]

And you know the guy at the beginning can't even get a new tv, He couldnt even afford a tv stand

[@akicitaa.8233]

Filming vertical video is the online equivalent to wearing your mask under your nose

[@SuperYellowsubmarin]

I can imagine the responders coming to extract that girl "what seems to be the problem here ? Oh thank god !"

[@philipfraser604]

His indifference is what did him in - was obvious from the beginning - the sheer callousness.

[@hanpolo2727]

I am fine with some of the vid's recycled but I have seen 1 of those vids WAY too many times and that's the first clip we see.

[@negative5100]

2021 no more fails... :D

[@wallowedpeanut4240]

People like 6:34 indirectly deserve any punishment coming their way.

[@Arkeli5]

2 words. Anger Management :D

[@shadowangel5547]

gets mad over game getting turned off *destroys hundreds of dollars worth of tech*. you're to into gaming if simple things like that triggers you that much. odds are you probably go through a controller monthly lol

[@thecommentingstug]

It depends on what he was doing though. If he was about to beat a tough boss he kept losing to, his reaction was kind of justified. I agree though, it was an overreaction

[@chefy123]

I'm quite surprised they didn't put the clip of the girl spilling coffee all over her laptop again!

[@eskeleto702]

I lost it, who the hell washes raw chicken with dishwasher soap?!! Lmfao 🤣

[@fourgedmushrooms5958]

Microwave socks hahaha 🤣 pretty good idea kill all the bacterial!

[@waynesilva2235]

the guy "washing" the meat my face was😐 the whole clip.

[@Akirex5000]

FailArmy really does know how to practice recycling

[@chickapey]

2010 fail videos has entered the chat

[@billyllewis]

0:25 I’ve searched but can’t find the rest of this pedestrian ragged video. Wanted to see the outcome.

[@DudesIn101]

That chicken is going to give everyone diarrhea for a week....

[@darrenavila8196]

The horse cop needed Danny Glover with him for the siren sounds!

[@furtdrven2512]

3:42 some high quality trolling.