too far

[@ThatOneGuy-154]

"HONEY GRAB THE POPCORN!" "why?" "THERE IS A 1 HOUR AND 46 MINUTE FAILBOAT VIDEO"

[@Lena-si9rq]

true and relatible

[@HaveYouSeenMePFP]

stop, run, jump, kirby. Survive, hide, we've gone tooo far

[@Lemon_cult64]

it's a rare drop hurry up

[@MelaStarrata]

Can i substitute popcorn with tostitos?

[@ByteBits]

I already get popcorn every time Failure uploads

[@ClockworkCrystal]

Thank you for allowing me to take part in this horrible modding experience, I can assure you I will make one that is much worse next time.

[@thezer0animatiocrew630]

Can’t wait

[@spiritfire2866]

There's our next idea then

[@henry605]

Yasss

[@doglover5591]

the idea is simple. dont lose your mental sanity

[@djraptorthetrashraptor7701]

@@doglover5591 lose your physical sanity instead

[@RedButterflyOfDoom]

TIME STAMPS 0:00 intro 0:38 Mega Kirby (Dreamscape, Fyik, microtransagolor, Sil, Yume) [and one of these is thefectoelfilis probably] 2:16 Kirby Dark Dawn (microtransagolor) 9:06 Smol Blowout Blast (Ripbluehime) 11:05 Kirby and the Timeline Malfunction (endro, CitraDreamPainter, Intellectual Potato) 15:47 Kirby is Missing (Fyik/"Firetruck") 19:25 A Change in 3 Days (kimonia6) 24:00 Kirby Has an Opinion on Final Fantasy VII 2 (IdentityGear) 27:47 A Devious Plan Gone Live (CitraDreamPainter, Fyik, DudeLuke, Code:Shadow) 30:59 Kirby the Snurp Mage 2 (Min/Lily, Fyik, JC Players) 33:38 Return from Eden Land (jammywham, FabTheBadModder) 36:53 Stop Time (sox16) 45:34 [KatFL stop-start with double world speed mod] (adamzero) 1:00:05 Failboat and the Crazy Timeloop (RHVGamer) (🎉) 1:17:35 Early Onset Rapid Aging Edition (SDarkMagic) 1:35:27 Kirby: ×100 Deluxe (JC Players) 1:45:37 outro

[@miransp3812]

Does the dev of the smol blowout blast mod actually speak polish or is it for the video?

[@RedButterflyOfDoom]

​@@miransp3812more likely than not, yes they do. From the short fragment of the Discord message you can tell English isn't their native language, and I don't see why it'd be that much more convoluted.

[@fotinistylianomanolaki1172]

Thanks for your service son

[@danielblackburn9656]

Hey bro

[@sillyswiftie4life]

you’re welcome for giving you credit on time stamps, must’ve taken you a while!!

[@3173_Delta]

9:17 "Thank you for playing my Kirby mod Boat" (Clearly someone used google translator from English to Polish though, because Boat has been translated as a noun) 9:30 "I changed the colors to retro" 10:56 "You're an idiot"

[@JoelTheParrot]

boat is a noun isn't it? anyway nice lol

[@3173_Delta]

@@JoelTheParrot In this context it's something called a proper noun, the content creator's name, Fail*Boat*, and you shouldn't translate proper nouns.

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@3173_Delta oh i see lol

[@Isaac-fd9yh]

😂​@@JoelTheParrot

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

*Defeat Ship

[@philippeleprohon4823]

1:29:21 I just realized that Noteblock added "Right Brhind You" as the background music when Fail realized the connection, which fits oh so well in this context (not of DnD, but the realization and him finally connecting the dots), with the change of Brooke's profile and banner to his DM's profile and banner being Spy's decloak sound, which only adds to it of his DM disguising himself as a newer [change maker]. God, I love when editors actually put in things like that just to add to the atmosphere.

[@MitoNova583]

This *time,* the idea really is simple! And it's about *time* we got this supercut of the Change Jam too-

[@PyromancerCastle]

Hey, Vsauce Micheal here! Your idea is simple.. Or is it?

[@MarcosValcuende]

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw how long this episode was. It's longer than every Disney animated movie. And I couldn't be happier.

[@Venus99.]

It’s peak

[@bobbobbobbobb]

Why ARE Disney animated movies only around 1 hour 40 minutes anyways? They don't seem to have a problem stretching every Live Action film to near 3 hours, even the one's BASED on their animated projects!

[@generallyunimportant]

10000000000000000 fireflies o.o

[@Venus99.]

@@bobbobbobbobb yeah, it’s pretty strange…

[@cherrynebbie]

@@generallyunimportant did they light up the world after one has fallen asleep?

[@noxious_crystal3269]

“You wake up, Kirby has been drugged and is now seeing the ghost of the fallen, and his yellow clone. This drug has been created by 15 psycopaths, here’s the result.” Yup, describes this perfectly Edit:wow, this is more likes then I was expecting.

[@Fl0wer1235]

HELP- 💀💀💀

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

@@Fl0wer1235 nah

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Where was this description in the vid?

[@noxious_crystal3269]

@@thesymbiotenation.4552 it was my summary of the whole vid,mi made it up

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

@@noxious_crystal3269 ok, still accurate and funny

[@idc2932]

27:40 I was genuinely concerned once the DDLC music kicked in. It was like an instinctual gut reaction that was faster than my brain

[@Jordan-qd4rx]

Same bro

[@50millionbees]

"LET'S ULTRAKILL™ HIM!" is now my favorite quote of all time, thank you.

[@misamagica]

I can't believe that's the thing that made me cry of laughter

[@9w8suxjehsoxjznw]

14:45 the genuine face of shock and horror he has here.

[@HaveYouSeenMePFP]

someone needs to make a program that can take an image and turn it into ascii art

[@aforkingfork]

The horrors

[@Infinnite01]

24:00 the moment I saw the eggs, I knew where that was going, and am thankful for failboat (or Noteblock [or who ever edited that out]) for getting rid of it.

[@drift1618]

what was it

[@gibobwaygamers5461]

ye what was it

[@isquack4592]

I think it was a howtobasic video and they were about to start throwing eggs everywhere

[@AxoTheGamer]

Tell

[@StarlightNkyra]

​@@isquack4592I KNEW IT!

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

At this point, im convinced failboat starts all his days by saying: You wake up! Its a Saturday

[@blucatgamerz]

...VOID

[@blucatgamerz]

Kwksksjsoakal

[@CorruptedNoob42]

No, he goes "the idea is simple"

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

@CorruptedNoob42 no, he says that when he explains something

[@CorruptedNoob42]

@@astralbirthvoid2551 what if we combine them: "the idea is simple, I wake up, it's Saturday, (explain morning routine)"

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Hearing the, "it happened in 2010" and then a chatter saying "I wasn't even born then" hurts my soul. I don't even consider myself old but man that still did psychic damage lol

[@vadenhere]

46:25 Kirby be like: "Yeah, thats me. Your probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

[@epicnessv6442]

Options: 1. Save him. 2. Do a useless backflip. 5:07

[@ingeborgkolkman5048]

Backflip

[@Edmund-od7mv]

I choose...backflip, obviously

[@Observer-3913]

It’s a cool backflip at least

[@Artimis.depressed]

Backflip

[@AndrewSalazar-i9m]

1

[@boppy423]

"What does this have to do with Final Fantasy 7? WHY IS IT DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB-" -failboat

[@rykerthestriker]

All three of those totally have a connection, I’m definitely not lying. I would never lie in the comment section of a Failboat video.

[@boppy423]

@@rykerthestriker it's from the intro of the video by the way :]

[@rykerthestriker]

@@boppy423 I know, I was just making a little joke.

[@ethanmcneill1941]

@@rykerthestriker i trust you with my life completely

[@campbellblahblahsvlog7797]

6:12 Kirby: “Oh, great, I completed the challenge. Time to die”

[@starflakeAYTR]

fun fact: 612 is my favorite number

[@CapiTrump]

"Honey, can you help me with-" *"Sorry but Failboat make a movie, and I must watch it"*

[@AC_is_here]

3:57 "I thought it would go down" The several arrows pointing up:

[@EyeWasBored]

I love being jump scared by a feature length failboat video titled "too far" its nice to get the terror in at a solid 6:40 in the afternoon

[@sillyswiftie4life]

here when the title is “too far” edit: guys stop liking this i don’t want to be accused of being a like beggar 😭 edit 2: if you want to see timestamps, look for RedButterflyOfDoom’s comment :D

[@jaxonmckay3504]

Same.

[@CorPlayz]

too far

[@Rizzymuth1843]

Ok

[@mrnicko16]

Same

[@noleezyadvance983]

same

[@jaimeel4766]

10:02 I think the dev tried to make subtle changes that made fail boat go crazy

[@lekarz_birb4087]

nah, they just changed the colors to be retro

[@mastermata6973]

Whats the song in the background? It sounds like a DK Rocket Barrel level but spy themed.

[@cccc8141]

​@@mastermata6973 im 99% sure its thw twilight terrorversion of the rocket barrel theme

[@mastermata6973]

@@cccc8141 I checked, and its not :[

[@kydanmccabe6959]

8:24 "I HAVE INFINITE POWER, INFINITE CHANGES, INFINITE CONTENT... but no budget."

[@Jude1180]

Do you know what song is used at around 8:07? Edit: after some searching, I found the song! It's called C-r-o-w-n-e-d from Kirby's Return to Dreamland for anyone who also wanted to know

[@Emore-dq9os]

Failboat if you see this despite me never being able to be in any of the streams i feel very comforted watching a failboat video. Whenever my mind falls down a spiral of dark thoughts theese videos help me forget them. Thank you

[@talemania3234]

There is only one person who can send to his community such an onimous notification and we'll all think "Oh Dan is playing some Kirby"

[@monsterblooper3818]

As a Polish guy the mod from a person who didint speak english he said that he made everything more retro. And later be called you an idiot

[@Dragon_640]

Them saying "jesteś idiotą" was gold.

[@okman55]

i would say he meant that it toke him so long to find out (also im polish so i was in shock, happy and laugthing)

[@Tempo_The_Cat]

I’m working on a DnD campaign where Dan is the BBEG and his motivation is that the players didn’t do what the titles told them to do Edit: Fail sent a roc (giant mountain bird) to fight the players and the roc killed one of them, we’ve done 3 sessions

[@SilentSpades275]

That sounds epic

[@louisverysilly]

Does BBEG mean Big Bad Evil Guy

[@Tempo_The_Cat]

@@louisverysilly yeah

[@RayDragonM]

Wait for real?? That sounds hilarious and epic at the same time! :O

[@squibble08]

i need to know, is purple shep in it

[@endro555]

MODJAM VIDEO!!!! really happy to have been a part of this again, i had a great time :] also sneasler is best pokemon. society wants you to believe she isn't!!! its so messed up!!!

[@RedButterflyOfDoom]

Modders are based😊 B)

[@waddledoo7688]

You wake up it’s a Sunday. HURRY, failboat has uploaded an almost 2 hour video for you to feast your eyes upon.

[@julieradcliffe9486]

Welcome to failboat causing time anomalies.

[@RookelCookel]

You know stuff is gonna be crazy when FB says “The idea is simple”

[@six_buck_dlc]

wait until FaceBook says “the idea is NOT simple”

[@Zote-true-knight]

Wait until FakeBoak says "The idea is complicated"

[@forkymety]

wait until successfultransporter says "the idea

[@sillymicrowave]

Wait until UnsuccessfulOceanTransportation says “The idea is complex”

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

OH THAT'S ALMOST TWO HOURS. Into the watch later pile it goes.

[@-Monochromaniac-]

Me thinking this will be a simple 10-20 minute video: “Oh boy new boat vid this’ll be quick!” Me seeing its almost 2 hours long: “Welp time to buckle up and finally start that one game.”

[@Obama28]

24:12 yo Kai watch three Don Spiracy theme

[@dan8er709]

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!

[@juju8285]

Da Don!

[@jadejacobs2221]

My absolute favorite thing is the Dev Chair Waddle Dee. I just love it so much. I am going to keep rewatching sooo many of your videos.

[@Fyyyyik]

It was awesome to be able to participate in this jam. Everyone did such a good job and I look forward to the next jam!

[@SilentSpades275]

Fyik

[@connorburton1009]

Thank you firetruck very cool

[@this_is_pain]

fork flask flick flock

[@____eve]

you did great farmwork!

[@Fyyyyik]

I'm starting to regret being this lenient with how my username is pronounced

[@Vinicup]

Failure discovering who sailor archie is has to be my favorite part of this video

[@kingofgameing0]

thanks failboat for randomly giving me a notification that said “too far” while i’m playing minecraft

[@axololzarthollow]

Just spent my entire time watching this putting stickers in my Sticker Collection Book. Also Failboat’s DND character, Melody rules 1:33:28

[@Grane1234]

24:10 That Yo-kai Watch music jumpscare was NOT something I was expecting to hear today

[@sophiebubbles07]

I feel this

[@TakeABreakForASecond]

If every chef adds a simple idea to the soup, the soup becomes not simple

[@chaoticcatsalt]

11:24 nice an ultrakill reference

[@STRANGER0243]

And another one later on too!

[@CloneForce99a]

JUDGEMENT

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

I wasn't even born yet when the oil spill happened. No wonder chat calls fail father here really give dad vibes. Edit: apparently I'm not the only one! I didn't even get to that part before writing this.

[@squiddu]

the uncensored swearing slowly creeping its way into these videos will not bode well for you

[@Minosprime69420]

I appreciate the Shovel Knight music at 36:10 Best platformer of the 2010s

[@Mushie_lol]

11:42 this was recorded so long ago that he's actually played ULTRAKILL at this point

[@JoshYT5521]

0:57 "Father I threw up" oh okay

[@sjdjdje]

27:39 Yeah. That's where I live.. They're planning to steal my fridge, Haha.

[@Azzatron5000]

24:13 THE DON SPIRACY MUSIC WHAT?!?!?!?!?

[@MeisterOfMangos]

YO KAI WATCH MENTION 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Nonethousand9090]

It's always nice to see yo kai watch in, well, anything. People don't really talk about it anymore lmao

[@thatbupguy4777]

I had the same reaction.

[@Azzatron5000]

​@@Nonethousand9090 Recently I've seen tons of yo-kai watch fans around on yt. You just gotta know where to look!

[@_Greenkirby_]

Yeah I was surprised when I heard it

[@zaydenperkins250]

1:07:59 never thought of this moment until now, this means ive technically been watching failboat since i was 4.

[@bluemike1215]

Yehw that crazy😮

[@vena2738]

10:49 I love the fact that the dude spoke my language he said „I changed the colours to retro „ and at the end he said you are an idiot I was laughing so hard when you didn’t know what he was saying also he was speaking polish the 3rd hardest language to learn or something

[@WaterCathaa]

I understood "Colors" and "Idiot" So I pretty much understood that

[@DinoDude65600]

I'm 10 minutes in, thinking I'm half way through. I check how far I am, and I realize the video is over an hour and a half long. Dear Lord, you've outdone yourself Failboat.

[@JC_Players_]

Too far? How about we go beyond human comprehension

[@Disassembly_droneN_]

The fear in my heart when I open my notifications and i see "too far"

[@Lil.DemonGuy]

42:47 casually making a thermonuclear bomb

[@CorviKid999]

If you didn't know, Kirby Dark Dawn is a game on Fantendo. Clock is one of the abilities from it.

[@SiriuxZZ]

24:17 yo-kai watch 3 ost jumpscare

[@Azzatron5000]

FR I WAS SO SHOCKED

[@snatchymarx]

Hearing my favourite song from my favourite game in a failboat video was not something i was prepared for

[@ClockworkCrystal]

Yayyyy somebody recognized it :)

[@periart2107]

It’s been so long I didn’t realize! Thought it sounded familiar though

[@Fluffy_Toast]

took me wayyyy too long to realize the goulfather theme

[@LORD_OWNER]

6:47 the way kirby screamed💀

[@King_of_blackrock]

15:00 the true third prime soul

[@AngelovandeKasteele]

8:07 THIS GOT MY SO GOOD

[@MiddleAgedJibbers]

24:11 HELL YEAH VS DON SPIRACY FROM YO-KAI WATCH 3

[@dan8er709]

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!

[@deebee.1542]

26:46 “That joke will land for maybe… 1/8 of my audience” … hopefully not at LAX

[@bubbline1334]

A feature length Failboat vid? I am delighted and amazed!

[@BoredMobileGaming]

41:04 If anyone is wondering, the theme here is The Steel Samurai from Ace Attorney

[@cinematicwaffle8710]

Love it when an entire separate Failboat video makes it into my two hour Failboat video. Always a fun time! (45:34-1:00:05 is "too fast" for those who never watched it lmao) Edit: OH wait is it just all different videos. Okay I get it, awesome

[@DrVella]

Chat member: I wasn't even born yet Failboat, realising he's getting Old old: *AAAA*

[@scrunkore]

13 year olds make anyone feel ancient

[@RobsTheMemer]

16:05 by: “firetruck” 😂

[@TheSwedishBuilder]

Failboat: Feature Length Edition

[@pokechamp7524]

2:29 “Why am I white?” - Failboat, 2024

[@HaveYouSeenMePFP]

23:57 "this is M A N L Y M O A N" -failboat twenty twenty four

[@HealterSkelterGirl]

24:57 - As someone who's gone to and through LAX: yeah. Yeah it IS just like going through LAX.

[@jeannepixel4692]

as someone who actually works for an airline, I can whole heartedly say that some passengers do, in fact, occasionally challenge airport security to mortal combat and that simply being at the airport grants all staff the ability to fly.

[@Gatorboy5678]

OG title is “Too Far”. Though he hasn’t really been changing them recently.

[@JohnathanMcKinsleyDingleberry]

The thought progress is incredibly uncomplicated

[@negativezero8287]

"Oh hey, new failboat video.. _oh it's an hour_ " whelp, no time like the present!

[@LoraLoibu]

The "Why were you watching me piss" bit (1:40:14) is still hilarious

[@IdkAmILost]

0:34 *HATSUNE MIKU* ⁉️‼️⁉️‼️

[@themerchantof1175]

Alright, it’s Sunday night I got no date, a 32oz slushy, a bowl of pop corn covered in butter and a movie length Failboat video. *Lets Rock*

[@smittyjims2519]

0:25 - WHY IS THAT DOKI DOKU LITERATURE CLU- *love the cutoff*

[@SharcKrab]

3:17 Bor is punching you in the past present and future

[@TheSillyCreechur]

13:50 Dramatic reading from Failboat: "Why are you so..." Meanwhile Chat: *"ew"*

[@Cavalix]

The time goes by fast, I started watching you when i was 12, now im going to be 22 next month. It was a pleasure having you in my childhood, and I will always keep those memories close to me. It was fun while it lasted.

[@user-fr4hg8md5p]

0:42 truly a banger

[@HaveYouSeenMePFP]

sall god man

[@RemoteForRejoin]

My favorite dating sim character, Failboat from the hit game Doki Doki Literature Club!

[@tims.1615]

24:14 man I was NOT expecting DON SPIRACY

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

I love the fact that this confirms that if he hasn’t, Failboat should listen to One Winged Angel in the style of kahoot

[@NeosGoogle]

52:20 Mmm, donuts! Jelly filled are my favorite!

[@NeosGoogle]

52:26 is closer, my bad

[@TheSilly6403]

Dear God, jelly donuts are so scary

[@memetech-]

I love breaking things with code, I love watching Kirby videos, I like watching Kirby being broken with code!

[@AceJackWagon885]

It took me way too long to realize this was a compilation...

[@dan8er709]

24:11 Yo-kai watch!!!!!!!

[@Poision-Tulip]

"first, she called me a salty cracker and now she called me Sonic the hedgehog" that part got me dying🤣🤣

[@tvrfdytgrdz9751]

Fun fact, I was actually born on the day of the BP oil spill. Another fun fact, the BP oil spill happened on Hitler's birthday, April 20th, or 4/20.

[@FrankHotdogs1803]

Oh

[@FrankHotdogs1803]

Have you beat lolo??

[@infiniteflames4311]

Are- are you hi-

[@tvrfdytgrdz9751]

@infiniteflames4311 no I'm actually Jewish

[@CucuiKingGanondorf]

Two tragedies on such a wonderful day. It’s a strange world we live in.

[@DistressedCrab]

23:27 it’s so nice to learn more about Failboat’s past

[@mythicaldeerfox6933]

Me: sees new sailboat video title too far Me: oh failboat how far can you go In less than 20 minutes Video length: around two hours Me: OH GOD FAIL YOU GONE TOO FAR

[@Spearmint4]

25 minutes in and I just checked the time remaining, Jesus Christ. Yikes. Also, about 25:29, apparently flamberge references hell in the Japanese version of Kirby star Allies, so technically they already do curse. You can call me a nerd all you want, I’m just speaking facts. Plus it’s been in the base game for a while, but only in the Japanese version of the game.

[@SylviaGrome]

I also head canon that since Jamblasted which Flameberge says a few times but it never gets an official translation in any pause description that it’s also a curse word just in a different language.

[@64KOs]

Also the file name of flamberge’s animation where she gets frustrated is literally called god damnit

[@SylviaGrome]

@@64KOs I like it when game devs have a little fun with things

[@Stowaway_Scallywag]

12:53 Is from the spin off game "Pokemon Legends: Arceus", for anyone who didn't know. She's a mount that allows you to climb walls, and her caretaker is INGO, who got accidentally sucked into the past.

[@VampBatSystem]

49:08 “Lemme see that controller for a sec” *hands it over* “Alright seen it” *hands it back and carries on like normal*

[@TemsicalSanity]

7:28 Kirby decided to prolong pain.

[@calebwashere]

42:52 Why did the game just rip cheeks as it was crashing??? 😭

[@smittyjims2519]

3:05 - I'd love to see an animated version of this part! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@illusionist1872]

57:06 elfilin: the funniest creature on the planet

[@jodiriddle]

ah yes, getting 'too far' pop up on my screen as i'm texting a curse word to my enemy