stop

[@Incogtreeno]

“Editor, edit the video.” -Failure Boat 2024

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Daniel “Failure” Boat

[@TCStink3]

Daniel 🤝 Steven Failure

[@ZuRtIS_cUrTiS]

“Editor, remove the video.”

[@Silly_cyn]

"that's a big nut. OH AA-" -Failboat

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

Famous last words.

[@Seafor-v4l]

Kirby every 2 seconds: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation."

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

I feel like every Failboat video Kirby is just wondering how the hell his world ended up like it does

[@paninoselvatico5815]

Underrated comment

[@Crewface28]

Oh look a sonic reference

[@paninoselvatico5815]

@@Crewface28 no

[@Crewface28]

@@paninoselvatico5815 like at the start of the 1st sonic movie

[@radiantduality8366]

The idea is simple: Kirby is now Superhot

[@BlocPanda]

Kirby's always been super hot.

[@Watercup1]

@@BlocPandawhat

[@thatoneguy9582]

​@@BlocPanda huh

[@jayson3788]

Tf

[@nodolgoman9863]

Poyo

[@Sulphire926]

0:24 4:08 8:21 12:40 *guys there's a lot at **-steak-** stake today*

[@zjterrablade]

Thanks

[@bidoof367]

the reveal that him saying that was fake the whole time was insane

[@the.muffin]

reveal was Wild

[@ZackaryFrou]

I knew it was fake was in the live also, the steak, there's alot of it

[@Nottellingyoumyname.]

steak

[@FelixDCat_12]

12:40 Dan is an actual genius for this, if you say you weren’t fooled then you’re lying

[@DreadeDragon]

Or you were at the livestream, like me

[@jimothy7665]

Imma be honest, I thought it was just a coincidence, because I don’t think he’s the kind of person to plan a bit

[@MitoNova583]

jokes on you i saw the stream and knew this was coming i didn't think he'd actually go out for a steak dinner though

[@LUKEPAT19]

Anime reveal

[@ss3nm0dn4r8]

nah the tone was so out of place

[@AmphibiFan700]

Noteblock is a legend for putting “there’s a lot at steak” throughout the video And then Failboat cursing

[@likability6288]

Don’t forget classic video “How 5,413 people played Mario 64”

[@K1ng0_ytb]

I didn't even realise that it was edited in

[@geo4876]

I saw that, and was thinking "haha, there's a spelling mistake!" ...it was not, in fact, a mistake.

[@muffinking2938]

The steak thing blew my mind

[@Lila_Sky]

@@geo4876it was not in fact a misteak

[@CodyDoug]

Ah yes nothing better than seeing ‘’stop’’ in my notifications

[@SpHyperspeed]

“I yes nothing”

[@the866-sushi]

hammer time

[@markywu3409]

Well, did you stop?

[@Sunfromwolf_edits]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sunfromwolf_edits]

What where u doing

[@actually_a_wyrm]

All the Daniel says is ‘run’, ‘stop’, ‘hide’… I just want to fail for god’s sake!

[@darrylcharleton2127]

0

[@craftingtales2790]

Oh…“walk” “move” “fight” let’s see him win!

[@MitoNova583]

11:02 THE LIVE "YOU FUCKED IT" REPLAY LMAO???

[@RayDragonM]

I had to do a double take when I first saw it LOL

[@jstar3382]

9:11 the split second of Roche Limit playing is everything phenomenal editing

[@mariadeboratranchino2874]

911-

[@gloomy_glamour]

6:50 jelly donut 🥰🥰🥰 🍙🍙🍙 God i love the effect that pokemon has had on the world.

[@Emore-dq9os]

Rock

[@IneffableMasquerade]

I thought that was a lost pause joke, forgor that joke is from pokemon lol

[@Nyahahameha]

@@Memefan I...Just in case you're not joking, I'll explain. Pokemon was localized for North America by 4Kids Entertainment, notorious for censorship and the scrubbing of anything relating to Japan. Thus, a rice ball was infamously referred to as a jelly donut multiple times in a line said by Brock, reading as the localization team desperately trying to convince the North American audience that a food item they likely didn't recognize is actually something common; "These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite. Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!"

[@DariusWinter-b2q]

Hi Dan i ❤ You Videos

[@myithspa25]

Bot​@@DariusWinter-b2q

[@sleepyslowhyrax]

Jay not comprehending Fail's rambling about the Roche Limit reminds me of my friend saying I was "speaking science" after saying the word "bipedal"

[@rudrapratapdevati92]

I mean you do be speaking science man or might I say "spitting science"

[@IneffableMasquerade]

Well idk what the hell a roche limit is, I've never met someone who doesn't know what bipedal means lmao

[@sleepyslowhyrax]

@@IneffableMasquerade It's the collision of two large objects, usually planets.

[@Nyahahameha]

@@sleepyslowhyrax Close, but not quite. The Roche Limit is the distance from a planet (/star/other object with gravitational pull) that another planet only held together by its own, weaker, gravity will be disintegrated by the first planet's more powerful tidal forces. Put another way, it's the closest distance two objects that are dense enough to have a gravitational pull can get to one another before their gravity starts tearing one another apart before they even collide.

[@sleepyslowhyrax]

@@Nyahahameha Oh, thanks for the correction.

[@thevortex1904]

I noticed the "there's a lot on steak" at the start, but just assumed it was a typo... This was actually really clever by the editor

[@bagelboi69]

at 0:24, 4:07, 8:21, 12:41

[@alpho789]

8:56 “My bomb should not-MY BOMB!” “So.” “That wasn’t even an enemy, that was a ball of gas.” “No, that was just a ball, that was just a gaseous ball; the collision of two objects full of hot air, two planets meet the roche-sss-limit.” “…What?” *INTENSE STRING NOISES*

[@Deadsphere]

"I turned Kirby into SuperHot"

[@fire_bro0638]

I was thinking the same thing honestly, now i wanna know how this would be like in other games...

[@fire_bro0638]

I thought the exact same thing, now i wonder how something like this would be like in other games Also makes it seem a little like "Your Only Move Is Hustle"

[@AntiZubat]

@@fire_bro0638in the binding of Isaac you can enter a special seed to turn it into super hot mode. Can’t get achievements though

[@Marigio300X]

"The most innovative Kirby game I've played in years."

[@TheShadow1347]

"I turned Kirby into a stand user"

[@FelixDCat_12]

11:21 noteblock decided he wasn’t feeling family friendly today

[@FelixDCat_12]

4:28 Fail also decided he wasn’t feeling family friendly today

[@FelixDCat_12]

I meant 14:28 but KZbin doesn’t lemme edit

[@sketch-eee4165]

​@FelixDCat_12 why did I gasped when he stopped beigm family friendly like that?

[@AxoTheGamer]

@@sketch-eee4165huh

[@diamonddotzip5678]

11:00 "I want you to feel bad" Failboat slowly turning into the average high school teacher

[@RayDragonM]

You’re so right D:

[@BarrenAcc]

After all this Jay should be promoted from "kirby novice friend" to atleast "kirby journeyman friend"

[@GKMedoh]

Why did I read that as Kirby German friend 😭

[@TheShadow1347]

Maybe even "Kirby professional friend"

[@Juelz607]

0:54 Hello I'm Kirby This is my game I eat the Gun

[@Zorkling27]

I ate the gun That was my game Bye

[@TheCrazyCrabMan]

I love you. (KIRBY SAID THAT) credits roll

[@dolomite1067]

I stopped doing everything to watch this video without even thinking. This proves my superhot theory that Failboat controls everyone.

[@MplusL]

Can you explain this theory, please?

[@goatcat2737]

@@MplusL what is there to expl

[@MplusL]

@goatcat2737 The theory, why do you think that Failboat controls us?

[@eloojahwhoote]

Same

[@dolomite1067]

@@MplusL There was no actual theory that I had. I just used that word as an excuse to reference Superhot, that the mod seems to be similar to.

[@baldrekrgaming]

14:30 uncensored failboat curse jumpscare

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

D:

[@masonhildebrant7337]

Nice

[@thomio2565]

I love it when it's the very beginning of my birthday and I see Failboat telling me to stop

[@Picccles_hates-dbl]

*S T O P*

[@m1ntyLemonz]

Happy Birthday!! 🎉

[@fallgaming7065]

You share monkey d luffys birthday

[@IneffableMasquerade]

​@@fallgaming7065monkey d birthday :3

[@Cybemon539]

10:29 What a great time for an ad to pop up right before Jaymoji gave Failboat “oxygen”

[@mlghero777]

To quote failboat, when 2 planets meet the roach limit...

[@Emore-dq9os]

Since he didn't finish we'll never know what happens after that

[@tymoteuszstrzeczewski4222]

The words "The World" and stopping time fit very well together

[@TheShadow1347]

Dio and Jotaro would agree with you

[@pikanachuster4032]

I have to admit, I rewatched the entire video to see how much steak was at stake. Baller editing Noteblock, especially with the 'Editor" section. I love seeing Jay and Boat together. Theyre the best!

[@L3-me0w]

Perfect, more suffering for Jay. Maybe have Jay do something like this for Failboat!

[@superamogusbros5594]

6:54 I love donuts! Jelly-filled are my favorite.

[@Iammilkman]

The idea is simp- Me: FINALLY ITS NOT SIMP-

[@Crazy56U]

0:00 "The idea is Simp." - Bryan Loren, September 1990, prior to writing "Do the Bartman"

[@SOLAR-nv3yp]

2:31 echUAAAAA- -Dan , 2024 9:06 twoplanetsmeet the-roach- zuh- ..limit-…… -Dan, 2024 7:33 you’ll need to hit that butt- -ton. -Dan, 2024

[@trulyNormalAccount]

Ghhh. h..... Hahahahahahh!

[@dropdmike75]

Truly great moments of the video

[@yeetdelete3671]

4:34 my pc crashed at this spot and i legit thought it was a part of the video for a solid 3 seconds

[@Toinfinity089]

Lol

[@Muffin-time1110]

So how is your PC after four months lol

[@autismrk8636]

I was inclined to immediately "stop" what I was doing and watch the video but had to finish it first luckily it only took 2 minutes to get to the video

[@speedycupid798]

6:52 I like the reference to the Pokémon anime when he called the rice a donut

[@GarageCarport]

bro am I a nerd for immediately noticing that and going to the timed comments to see if anyone else did lol

[@rells2311]

​@@GarageCarportsame bro

[@Molo_da_boi]

@@rells2311same

[@Searreality]

“Jelly filled are my favorite!”

[@SorielHDTBers]

⁠@@GarageCarportDUDE, REALTABLE!

[@adamkampen]

6:35 A jelly filled donut, my favourite!

[@Aidswayz]

In this video, Jay attempts to SHOOT his SHOT at multiple SUPER HOT enemies, but unfortunately gets cold feet and FREEZES up before he could. I guess maybe next time he should give himself more TIME to practice so he doesn’t end up SUCKING as much next time. Puns. They’re fun

[@trentgawd4292]

“There’s a lot at stake” has now become a plot twist as good as “Would you kindly”

[@Unluckydood]

Kirby gains cosmic powers to control time…. …again

[@Mudkirby]

6:53 "Nothing beats a jelly filled donut."

[@TentaCole]

1:03 Ranger ability in this is like The Matrix. 🤣

[@WOOFWOOFBARKBARK19]

9:01 Very interesting I didn't know Kirby had a roach limit

[@Hiko278]

2:48 Dude I loved my Toyota Subaru 2006.

[@MalfunctionPlayz]

I will not stop

[@bananasplango]

I will stop

[@MalfunctionPlayz]

Ok

[@Keiretacooife]

I shall continue

[@brodieherogamer8933]

he will not stop

[@jaxolotl41]

THIS COULD BE AVOIDED, IF YOU WENT THE SPEED LIMIT

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

6:53 nothing beats a jelly-filled donut

[@Wolf_boy_Plays]

My friend: spams me with Kirby gifs Failbot: STOP

[@BearyChoco]

13:19 this sounds like something that would be a in a snapcube sonic dub

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

12:53 OH MY GOD YOU EDITED

[@SorielHDTBers]

Welp, the second time watching is gonna feel completely different from the first time.

[@pumpkinzz5728]

I noticed the subtitles at the beginning but thought it was just a misteak.

[@N1ghtwolf724]

hello fellow subtitles watcher

[@Mimic_Moon]

stopping everything im doing to watch stop

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

4:15 that was a real rib tickler! AYYYY

[@PokefanSans]

Ugh. Enough

[@sailorgoon101]

I love checking my notifications to see a failboat notification telling me to stop

[@dazcarrr]

we've asked if kirby would jaywalk, but now would the entire passage of time jaywalk?

[@recessschedule3089]

keep doing this to jaymoji and soon enough he’ll no longer be a kirby novice with all he’s been put through lmao

[@lasercraft32]

6:52 love that extremely subtle Pokemon english dub reference. XD

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

The idea is simple.... Red light green light in kirby

[@ItsMeChair1]

Can’t believe they went through the effort of making all of Jay’s captions purple.

[@Randomtheorist]

“Kirby Novice Friend” Failboat done him dirty

[@FazmicOfficial]

Ah yes, Texas Roadhouse steak. The ultimate prize.

[@InklingB617]

Wow, when I saw this stream,I didn't think Jay would get his steak.

[@supasunotchi3355]

6:53 Don’t call it a donut, it’s a rice ball.

[@ttahadrianex]

3:06 SHAME ON KIRBY

[@Jin-vm8sh]

I honestly kinda like the way Daniel has been more lenient with coarse language in his videos as of late. It's like a nice surprise cause of how uncommon it has been up to this point.

[@Levcookingandgaming]

3:34 "Go for it dude." - Jaymoji

[@vaporeon1166]

Also from a phighting fan- I HEARD PHIGHTING OST IN THE BACKGROUND YIPPPEE- and fail and jay are such a funny duo- AHWAWA- I MISSED SEEING THESE TWO AHQSA

[@NoamAgai]

At this point, after all Fail has put him through, can we really still call J a Kirby novice?

[@Cristonchi]

the idea is simple: kirby has obtained za warudo, but can only stop time for 10 seconds, and only while he isnt moving.

[@amanita.shroomly]

One word titles go so hard

[@aussiemerican750]

At this rate, Jay is going to become a Kirby expert with how often Dan makes him do these insane challenges.

[@IsTheMeep]

14:24 all hail Texas Roadhouse

[@flamaerao]

Honestly the arenas with this change would be very interesting, imagine stopping mid-battle to analyse the situation and determine your next move

[@Edmund-od7mv]

1:41 Jay: *Chuckles* I can't read

[@marcosluismartinmorales5523]

6:52 "just eat that donut" I bet it's Jelly-filled, those are my favourites

[@i_like_youtube1867]

5:05 Yep that’s me you’re probably wondering how I got into this situation

[@feefington]

Just wanna say noteblock is an actual genius for making us not have any idea the stak-COUGH- steak thing WASN'T a bit

[@octavianusgiovanniy.465]

just put this thing here in case of replaying "panicking and gone into the vortex scene" 8:14

[@BanjomonDA]

6:52 "Eat that donut." -Failboat, referring to a rice ball Ah yes, nothing beats a jelly filled donut.

[@ryanstrider8655]

The idea is kirby. Simple must move or he freezes the space time continuum.

[@stinos24]

If this continues, Jaymoji is no longer gonna be a kirby novice, but an average player

[@Shantae1188]

13:05 I can’t believe I actually know what that was

[@KBD420]

What is it?

[@Shantae1188]

It’s an obscure game called RibbitKing

[@voidsoul42]

the first pause startled me because I paused at the same time

[@FoxDog1080]

6:51 These donuts are great! Jelly filled are my favourite! Nothing beats a jelly filled donut!

[@fiercedeitymidna5781]

3:41 Kirby: Hiii~! Frosty: It's a baby with a gun. ...BABY! WITH A GUN! I'm calling the co-- *Kirby defeats Frosty*

[@thesatelliteever]

9:06 “two planets meet the roche se- limit” “what?” *The Simplest Idea* *FECTO FAILBOAT*

[@Idk_what_the_hell_Im_doing]

This is just another game called like super hot

[@darkbluemoon211]

Kirby: the turn-based rpg

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

10:11 HA HA HA HE’S GONN- AHHH

[@xtcharaplayz7760]

I like to think that at the end when they got steak Fail was still in the sparkly suit jacket

[@Thirdlittlemariobrother]

man my internet sucks this video is lagging so bad

[@SorielHDTBers]

I love how this is marked under positive feedback.

[@fredducine7109]

The "There's a lot at steak" bit was actually really clever, throughout the video I was like "Daniel is this your new catchphrase, what's happening here"

[@dragongoldexe2143]

0:59 PHIGHTING MUSIC??!?!? IN MY FAILBOAT VIDEO???!?!? PHAILBOAT CONFIRMED??!?!?

[@inigo-13644]

I ALSO NOTICED

[@cephalopaints]

i got way too excited hearing it bc i was also drawing subspace while watching this

[@TiramisuYT-ws9yo]

I WAS LIKE “WAT DA HEAQ PHIGHTING OST?!”

[@TiramisuYT-ws9yo]

@@cephalopaintsDude I was animating something and it started and I was bamboozled lol

[@JustAFunnyFella]

I think that's Honeycomb Highway. From Sonic Lost World.

[@JonathonDixon-bn7xe]

I love how instead of suffering like he usually does in these challenges, Jay actually enjoys himself. Usually when Jay fights bosses, he just gets stuck in a purgatory of unfair madness, while here, he is the unfair madness.

[@ParkerRut]

5:26 ooohhh... *icy*

[@BepLee-k7w]

Dad joke :) Brought a chuckle to my face

[@shinyeevee5622]

6:50 I bet that was jelly-filled as well

[@aarontrujillo7039]

The game doesn’t freeze it moves really slow I found out when I looked at the cannon ball at 2:12

[@4per8]

bro does NOT know what the roche limit is (its the distance where when 2 celestial bodies are close enough, one crumbles into debris and forms a saturn like ring)

[@jessywinters9666]

1:15 FIRE IN THE HOLE! -normal difficulty face from geometry dash 2.2

[@meisaduck651quack]

that is not a donut. That is a nigiri

[@Halfaway_Shorts]

1:15 OMG HE SAID THE FUNNY

[@salokinnavri1829]

8:32 when that seal arfed his last bomba that "arf" was his final words.

[@johnhanna9259]

The idea is getting less and less simple for each passing video