Can a Kirby professional beat Kirby without touching ANY coins?

[@ivoryvt]

What's funny is the "old age" option actually can apply if Failboat plays the Treasure Roads. There's a timer there, so you can die by running out of time.

[@elianhg2144]

@Taxi fake taxi ⬛️🟧

[@rin11963]

@@elianhg2144 This taxi will kidnap you

[@sinteleon]

I'd say old age also counts for any uncompletable level.

[@alccoderonscratch7909]

however lots of the treasure roads are unbeatable with the mod failboat used it may be all of them in fact

[@WirelessMagician]

@@elianhg2144 HEY HEY, COME OVER AND HAVE OME FUN WITH CRRRAZY TAXI

[@ScribbleSpirit]

I think the "There's My Ride" Rabiroo has become my new favourite Failboat trademarked Kirby character ever since "Beam Attack" Waddle Doo

[@DeadSparkMan]

The muffled "There's My Ride !" at 16:07 sent me on a hysterical laughing fit

[@genemelendez8157]

@@DeadSparkMan same here

[@CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster]

@@DeadSparkMan I replayed it like 6 times and went into a laughing fit every time lol

[@SephirothAndino]

🤓uh actually it’s called an orabiroo not a rabiroo

[@SephirothAndino]

Wait never mind I just saw that again and you’re right

[@ChristopherMoom]

Can't wait for Daniel to apply the "how will failboat die" poll to his real life soon, I'm hyped for some real funny highlights involving Chat doing its best to protect Dan's life so that he naturally dies from old age, causing Chat to win the poll

[@niog4534]

wow, early to you! Yeah, chat will do whatever it takes to win

[@mrblakeboy1420]

hi chris

[@-Vessel-.0.0.]

Heya chris

[@kalebnelson8214]

Why do I see you every where

[@JC_JN4]

Soon???

[@zaku28]

I remember watching this stream around the end, what a fun concept! Personally I think it would be fun if chat was controlling Bandana dee, and you played through the game as coins damage you. This would let chat have some input without the coins immediately killing you

[@Sp0der1]

It was rigged >:(((((

[@Sp0der1]

Jk

[@amiiboguy7288]

He still has the last three worlds left, hopefully he continues this challenge

[@ryantracey8332]

Yeah >:(

[@cycled9073]

Can’t wait for that video

[@Squilly4]

15:48 good to know failboat just has a knife on him at all times

[@WolfeBjørn]

You mean you don't also keep a large, sharp knife at the ready at your computer desk at all times?

[@Lumiesfinetoo]

*n o*

[@adhama4811]

Kobeni core

[@creeperking8702]

Haven’t seen you around in a while

[@DDoodles_]

qr

[@kirbykidjohnson]

7:06 For the record, it was the flower. When you touch a flower, it instantly gives you a coin. The other two take some time for the coin to produce.

[@discozdisco3566]

nah, i think it was D) Unrelated Health Issues

[@Cyan-bm6sz]

He was allergic to it

[@Sharky_vr19]

I have to agree 😅 even though I do not know,I understand your comment, it makes so much sense😊! Make more Kirby and the forgotten land challenges failboat

[@Sharky_vr19]

#beam attack if you do this,1 more chance beam will be in the kirby and the forgotten land’s dlc

[@mistermanthe4th]

What a polite bear that was, ringing the doorbell to let Failboat know he had arrived. It's nice to see the wildlife in that area has manners.

[@TheRealHedgehogSonic]

This challenge is significantly funnier than most no coin game challenges.

[@reinbew62]

It's failboat, what do you expect

[@robert.7230]

​@@reinbew62 true, failboat is good

[@Mr_Noname084]

That’s because everyone else does it akin to a challenge video, like “can you beat X without jumping” Meanwhile, Failboat is making a game show out of his suffering.

[@not_moom]

This was a terrifying notification to get when I was about to take a bite of my bagel

[@flashthemonkey6032]

(Context for returning viewers: og title was “do not eat”)

[@chronically_silly_boi]

its a sign, the bagel is poisoned

[@ElyseKessler]

​@flashthemonkey6032 Ohhh, I thought the notification was just "Can a Professional Kirby player beat Kirby without touching ANY..." because the notification was too long or smth. Thanks for the context 👍

[@Kitten_Me1023]

18:03: "Oh good my bear is here" I LOVE THE BIT AT THE END LOL

[@jaxonmckay3504]

🐻

[@magicalillune2757]

The addition of “It’s a Monster House!” was absolutely perfect. As a huge PMD fan, it gave me happy skin parasites

[@yusufthecatwithagun]

whats the timestamp

[@Konh-Minh]

@@yusufthecatwithagun 9:10

[@Wisdomv3]

Finally, another pmd enjoyer. Monster houses filled a sense of fear in me that was indescribable and I loved it everytime lmao

[@creeperking8702]

@Rose The worst part about these bots is that human nature wants to click on that link so bad

[@gunsandroses896]

HAPPY SKIN PARASITES!?

[@CrispyToast]

The morale of this story: greed kills.

[@saltygibus5746]

Also rocks.

[@mooncake8059]

And GRASS

[@BlocPanda]

And Skin Parasites.

[@hauntedcheese7793]

And bears

[@captainblue5096]

And old age

[@NoteBlock]

I heard Mr.Frosty's Patreon endeavor is going well. He was finally able to put all that gargantuan DUMPY to good use

[@cobysmith9380]

119 Likes and 0 replies Just let me fix that.

[@imabirdielmao]

@@cobysmith9380 I think you mean 2 REPLIES

[@cobysmith9380]

@@imabirdielmao No I think you mean 3 Replies and 126 likes

[@imabirdielmao]

@@cobysmith9380 No I think you mean 4 replies and 128 likes

[@rohanwilliams2057]

*154 likes and 5 replies

[@RosieTheRo]

kirby dropping dead amidst a shower of money at the end of each level is the funniest thing to me

[@El_Silveiro]

10:46 Galacta knight's last words should have been something like this

[@lisort72]

“it’s a butterfly!”

[@andrewzeshypikamander1120]

Regarding The Butterfly that killed Failboat in the first 10 seconds of the video, it's most definitely Morpho Knight in disguise

[@eugenemaszczak2730]

Good joke

[@elissaamador1071]

1:44”if your under sixteen and haven’t taken your drivers test yet, this is what’s gonna be on the test, don’t hit any rocks, don’t hit any people and don’t EVER get paid.” -Failboat

[@pechconnoisseur3099]

Convincing that committing vehicular homicide as a butterfly, counts as two ways of dying to a butterfly is my favorite way to win.

[@kirbylover2.038]

11:38 finally chat is actually helping fail

[@dattromboneguy]

The "there's my ride *boing*" sent me, my chest physically hurts from laughing

[@dattromboneguy]

Specifically the second rabbit death where the audio was muffled, that's what made me lose my mind the most

[@bizzizizzi101]

Wow, Kirby games really get more and more realistic with death each game!

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Paper Mario The Origami King scissors death scene: Are you sure about that

[@mossystabbyboi9710]

Kirby doing tax evasion

[@peppormans]

Makes me remember the stream, especially the bear mauling part

[@chuckokler7021]

I grinned at the end when chatty voice said «My bear is here »

[@officersoulknight6321]

2:00 I genuinely thought it was a sponsor which made it all the funnier

[@saikoormike]

2:53 Didn't expect what the hat was gonna say

[@Nedji1974]

2:13 Talking about today's sponsor. s- AAAAA.

[@vjpearce]

12:49 you can complete the race track on foot. It takes ages, but you can do it.

[@Staticblox]

I like how the chat quickly filled with ways that Failboat could die by "Natural" causes

[@Adash88]

16:58 “You can’t give me money, if you’re 500 feet below ground” 🤣

[@ValueNetwork]

5:40 ah yes my favourite company for advertising: SEAGULLS!

[@StudioJay11]

9:42 Fail’s laugh is so terribly traumatic that I shall hear it throughout every aneurism throughout life…

[@explodingkir-pik]

Bro, the “there’s my ride” bunny made me crack up way to much. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[@derpietertul1674]

Can't believe I got a gifted sub from this stream lmao, this was such a cool (and chaotic) idea! I hope we get more modded Kirby content and gambling in the future ;)

[@hyliankirbythesecond]

I haven't laughed this hard at a Failboat video in a while... I almost threw up my pretzels lmfao

[@killermimmic101]

Chat saying skin parasitea when he ask what birds are under caught me off guard

[@creeperking8702]

But you shouldn’t eat

[@animeluigiboy]

Finally, now someone made a coinless challenge in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. It makes sense because in some Kirby games, they’re just stars. But they changed it into coins, and since KZbinrs are trying to beat Mario games without coins collected, here we are.

[@amiiboguy7288]

The sheer excitement in his voice at 8:33 absolutely killed me

[@canalso5806]

💀 x 1

[@cjlite0210]

"YES! He's broke!"

[@Bread_37]

5:54 really foreshadowed the ending huh

[@reverendsulaakosacky9691]

10:59 WAIT IS THIS WHY MY FRIEND IS SCARED OF BUTTERFLIES?!??!

[@monicagalvan9784]

Maybe

[@ttahadrianex]

he’s scared of the knight

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Yup

[@midle652]

1:34.did I just heard "Давай, Kirby!" ? (Come on Kirby)

[@DarkonFullPower]

9:11 Lol Pokemon Mystery Dungeon monster house music.

[@cerdgold225]

1:49 "Don't ever get paid." Okay, easy enough. "Don't hit any rocks" Alright, sure thing" "Don't hit any people" Ah... I knew I was forgetting something...

[@jaxonmckay3504]

“And don’t ever get paid” Sounds simple enough to me:)

[@BeanicusYt]

Listen, little Timmy Tommy walking along the street deserved it

[@theawsomecheese9714]

15:57 *THERE’S MY RIDE!!*

[@Joshuathepixolotl]

*muffled* there’s my ride! 16:08

[@andywap3]

16:19 There's my ride! (gets cut off mid jump.)

[@tthunder878]

18:06 not gonna lie, that was pretty creative

[@blep7628]

3:21 I love the way he asked the question lmao

[@jaxonmckay3504]

“Do I have to get that? 😒”

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Failboat's commentary and NoteBlock's editing go together so perfectly, a Failboat video never fails to make me laugh

[@Manic640]

Finally a hard kirby game I didnt think it was possible

[@harrisonmoore3841]

0:08 The lore, the lore

[@GöstrowwMann]

Don't give COINS

[@GaminJapasian]

I took a sip RIGHT at "THERE'S MY RIDE." Oh my sides hurt.

[@greghacker72]

When

[@GaminJapasian]

@@greghacker72At 15:56. I was NOT expecting it.

[@yes.7938]

13:14 underrated moment

[@VeryNormiee]

13:40 Dans' Nintendo switch died to a Skin parasite.

[@Benjynsungu]

13:41

[@IIPM6500]

Imagine a Kirby challenge where you can’t finish the level until you’ve collected every possible coin from it. That’d be crazy but fun to watch 😂

[@hellcase0]

8:34 The IRS after they take away 80% if my pay check

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

"HAHA, POOR!"

[@raviolinoob4435]

~IN LOVING MEMORY OF BUNNY~ “There’s my ride”

[@lasercraft32]

I like how they intentionally put rocks, trash, birds, and butterflies in the middle of the walkway specifically to increase the likelihood of the player touching them. Its like "hey check out this small feature!" but ends up being devious in this challenge mode.

[@Kikonut15]

The chat saying "eat the enemies hammer" just gave me anime vibs like how tiff would always say "kirby, SUCK IT UP"

[@Miliogen]

16:52 "Can you jump off a cliff and die?" -Daniel Failboat, 2023

[@tricmagic]

Laughs endlessly at the suggestion being taken. Didn't even think of enemies giving you coins, did ya? Right back at ya!

[@someweirdo428]

I was the silly goober who came up with bear mauling. I’m glad it was so enjoyed by the rest of chat. Also i won a membership at the end so uh…

[@NyoomyNeedsSleep]

I was the one who said egg allergy

[@sarahl570]

Amazing

[@maractusfan1967]

A shame that Failboat died of old age but at least chat took the W

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

this video taught me that they made different death animations for every mouthful mode object and thats pretty cool

[@unethicalslime5820]

9:56 you won more than they did Or you won as much as they did So you don’t have to

[@SirStumblebum]

12:34 That sound effect though

[@TheCraftedWarrior]

7:52 Barbage

[@Wrongaple]

Barbage

[@rosemiramoreira82]

Barbage

[@kirbystar0925]

​@@rosemiramoreira82 Barbage

[@alexandalmondagent7and963]

Barbage

[@powermoongaming]

Barbage

[@Vernias]

Asphyxiation >>> Freddy Fazbear

[@burmakitten3004]

EpicMewtu 10:41 there morpho Knights revenge

[@soldierispog]

7:24 or so he thought before his skin was melted off from gold poisoning

[@Jimmy-cg9db]

Led poisoning.

[@rumia_789]

funfact : furubiii's profile picture has a character named patchouli knowledge whoes not actually part of the kirby series at 1:04

[@alenoahcanon_]

13:00 they put rocks on the tires because they know

[@RABBIDFF]

7:52 "Barbage" this single word, it killed me.

[@kailor8764]

Just what we needed. Another reason for us kirby fans to be terrified of butterflies

[@thegardenofchaos8515]

7:08 that's a flower death. rock's in the air and the coins appear above the enemy when defeated, not kirby

[@hansenwood4561]

The funniest line out of context for me 8:33 “Yes he’s broke!”

[@jordanbrown3660]

That ending was amazing. I love a good old-fashioned brick joke.

[@EyeWasBored]

8:16 who else remembers the egotism stream?

[@ShockHat734]

This challenge actually slaps

[@rev3nte665]

Kirby learns the importance of not murdering people via being force fed money until death

[@tricialewis2560]

Mmm yes my favorite streamer forehead 6:27

[@byrontheusurper6505]

3:10 i haven't heard this song inyears

[@thorgidogofthunder]

failboat: morpho knight does not count as a butterfly. also failboat: they put morpho knight this early in the game?!

[@shadowsnake5133]

13:55 the moment old age should have finally won.

[@hexagonal69]

7:52 Barbage is actually funny.

[@playtimeMaddyB]

18:16 he did know if you beat a level that you already beat you get a coin, right?

[@SplatastictheRealOne]

Idky but the _"There's my ride."_ had me dying. 😂 Those Bun buns chose Death, Violence, and Taxes must be paid to the Kirbo. 🤣

[@sneakygoomba5042]

When the chat member talked about a bear, I thought there'd be joke at the end, and completely forgot about the bear thing until the doorbell rang!

[@SephirothAndino]

18:16 oh good my bear is here?! Oh my god the combination of chat and the editor can get a bit violent without context

[@nicoleseiler8581]

"barbage" had me crackin tf up

[@hollow3656]

"Oh good, my bear is here." "YUH" The bear can SPEAK?

[@theashrebornagain]

All it takes to be rich is to stand in Kirby's path and also attempt to best them in combat?! If only I didn't have a heart! ...Or the necessary universe-ruler level strength to best Kirby. We are all helpless if they decide to rule the cosmos. Thank goodness it's Kirby, the most precious entity upon this blue-green marble we call Earth!

[@soupsansyt]

This just shows how kind not only kirby is, but the games themselves are.

[@DDP_2007]

HAL was so rich they gave nature, animals & objects in their OWN GAME a 100th of their entire salary

[@anji_thesleepyone]

Fail: “morpho knight is early” when he collected a coin from a butterfly Also fail: morpho knight doesn’t count as a butterfly Ik I could say Dan I find saying “fail” is a little funnier

[@8NpikXel]

1:19 OwO

[@kingstonlovely7404]

?????

[@genixlefrench9763]

​@@kingstonlovely7404it kinda sounds like he said that

[@caseykelly4023]

17:35 Butterfly’s: you know I could totally kill you rn

[@MrRuePine]

Alternative Title: Kirby and the Coin Disease

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

7:05 I can answer this one: It’s the flower that killed you.

[@billydrink]

this was a fun stream to watch instead of studying

[@RoyalOtter]

What you don’t see is offscreen, Kirby is using every coin to gamble and put himself further in debt, making the mafia come after him and kill him. That’s how Kirby’s REALLY dying.

[@abigriffin9496]

Only true boats of failure remember when this video was titled "do not eat". Now that the name is changed, though, I can finally have food again. Was starting to get really hungry.

[@_thresh_]

Mauled by a bear should not have been removed, he died to something that was not on the list

[@supermarioplushybrotheradventu]

Straight up died 2:07

[@Stillapumpkinonaconsole]

"You can't give me money... IF YOU'RE 500 FEET BELOW GROUND!" -Daniel Failboat, February 5th 2023