5:30 maybe close your garage door in a storm like that? Instead of that, you worry about your 100 dollar basketball stand, meanwhile, your car could get a thousands worth of damage.
@hodgee419911 ай бұрын
he thought if he repeatedly told the storm no, no, no it would stop. 😂
@danielreed519911 ай бұрын
Man, that really pissed me off, people like that are so busy focussing on something so unimportant that they miss the sharp wood fence post that is about to impale their head into a tree. The sort of people who would burn to death in a house fire because they stayed behind to find their favourite pair of shoes, a complete lack of basic survival skills. They focus on what they have lost rather on what they still have left....
@Aktuvor11 ай бұрын
@@danielreed5199 just think about it like this: Survival of the fittest ;)
@rahulvardhan871511 ай бұрын
I skipped the whole video just to see this timestamp lol
@yvandelabonneroche416911 ай бұрын
imagine its ur dad lol u have zero chances
@BSDShoes11 ай бұрын
It's amazing that the fallen tree didn't even touch the camper at all, what sheer luck.
@photoadventures11 ай бұрын
not a fail IMO but an epic win lol
@favoritemustard354211 ай бұрын
@@photoadventures IKR I guess it was included because the tree failed at staying upright lol
@kreterakete11 ай бұрын
Welche Sequenz?
@moment5s11 ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍
@Lwah081211 ай бұрын
@@kreterakete6:13
@Nefville11 ай бұрын
That guy was way too attached to his basketball goal. Unfortunately for him he got dunked on by the weather.
@scottmcshannon682111 ай бұрын
im surprised he wasnt stupid enough to run out and try and hold it upright.
@cameronbateau651011 ай бұрын
What did that guy do that was way too attached to his goal?
@tranz2deep11 ай бұрын
Honestly, most of his yard items blew past as well; I saw the dirt spray where another houseplant augered into the back of his car.
@cloutdevil203011 ай бұрын
Buddy had his garage open mid hurricane/tsunami/tornado, shits flying in smacking the car for no reason 💀
@flangecorp978911 ай бұрын
I think he was just referring to the intensity of the storm, not the hoop! It will damage his entire property.
@tsrgoinc11 ай бұрын
You gotta love it when dogs take their owner for a walk! 😂
@MrYfrank1411 ай бұрын
Or a drag.
@greenlee7smythe11 ай бұрын
@@MrYfrank14they’re SMOKING?!?!?!
@favoritemustard354211 ай бұрын
@@greenlee7smythe on the catwalk, yeah!!
@moment5s11 ай бұрын
_ 3:53 Poor bride 😂😂😂😂 _
@laughcave88811 ай бұрын
0:13 Oh no, WRONG HOLE BRO~
@stacypeachy11 ай бұрын
Poor this man lol He is not ready for that hole 🤣
@michoelena11 ай бұрын
I wonder how he will repair that hole 😂
@hainamnguyen423111 ай бұрын
Now he could drown in that room just because of a hole he created lol
@mikecheesee11 ай бұрын
You're right 🤣@@hainamnguyen4231
@ScarlettM11 ай бұрын
What did happen? He drilled in one place, wall started to leak in another...
@favoritemustard354211 ай бұрын
I can honestly say: these are fails that I've never seen 👏👏👏👍 Too bad that huge tree failed, but glad for the RV owners & their win!
@Tjalve7011 ай бұрын
Well, they got a LOT of firewood. So it's not all bad.
@MidiMan0.11 ай бұрын
@@Tjalve70well, firewood, and +one life😂😂😂😂
@Juanmolina25611 ай бұрын
Yes 🎉
@ClausMful11 ай бұрын
4:20 - perfect move to deform your brake discs 🤣
@stanleykirby293711 ай бұрын
those rotors are already gone
@csl75011 ай бұрын
I'd like to know how fast they were going
@k-aw-teksleepysageuni818111 ай бұрын
How much hard braking were they doing in a Ford Escape. Sheesh
@Tjalve7011 ай бұрын
Better to deform your brake discs than setting your car on fire.
@genybr11 ай бұрын
@@Tjalve70 it depends on goal. Sometimes it's netter to burn whole thing down.
@Durwood7111 ай бұрын
I am amazed at how many people are unable to negotiate a short flight of steps.
@CroppedCross311 ай бұрын
it's hard to be fat and move
@Nerflover1009711 ай бұрын
Why would the British girl tell her leashed dog to go after the swan when she was still holding it? She deserved that swim.
@joshuarosen624211 ай бұрын
It's a pretty stupid thing to do even if your aren't holding the lead. Apart from anything, all swans belong to the Queen so setting your dog on one is not the same as setting your dog on a squirrel and is illegal.
@favoritemustard354211 ай бұрын
@@okaeT it's so people don't poach them. 👍🦢👍
@ericgraham278111 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time someone fell down the stairs on FailArmy, I'd have a heck of a lot more than two nickels.
@cncoasters11 ай бұрын
Would average like 0.15 per video. That adds up nicely
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
This edition featuring the equally-amusing falling up the stairs!
@stevesmith316411 ай бұрын
@@cncoasters 😂i
@duncanmusic555910 ай бұрын
Do you like Dolphin sauce? I've got a keg full. Just ask Donny over at the Pazmadep Center.
@foxwood6711 ай бұрын
Plumbing fail made me laugh. That dude was in a predicament he didn’t anticipate 😂
@stevie-ray202011 ай бұрын
Plumbing 101; Turn the water off at the meter first!
@peterbretherton354611 ай бұрын
@@stevie-ray2020and don't randomly drill holes in a wall you know contains plumbing or wiring.
@tranz2deep11 ай бұрын
0:43 Oh, that defiant cry of having recovered... way to own it, dude. Respect.
@mrbeeoutdoors321311 ай бұрын
2:53 the scene of devastation 😂
@Cje23311 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha
@debbieellett909311 ай бұрын
Love the Dobis' expression as he was watching that ding dong on the chair!😅😆😅😂
@Aaron_J._Holt11 ай бұрын
When I saw the car at 3:24 all I could think about was the sound of Mr. Krabbs walking! 🤣
@Zapp__Brannigan11 ай бұрын
Those folks with the camper got _crazy_ lucky. That downed tree was inches away from it.
@tmcorbett11 ай бұрын
That camper is the win of the year, not a fail at all!
@MidiMan0.11 ай бұрын
@@tmcorbettand more firewood and all good life😂
@tekarock11 ай бұрын
I was expecting a “I told you so” coming from mum in the last one 😄😄
@Anonymous-iq3kc11 ай бұрын
This is one of the better videos I've seen in a while, especially the guy with the drill and the plumbing.
@tranz2deep11 ай бұрын
1:32 That is a smart Dobie. Watches from a safe distance, backs the Hell away to not get the blame...
@dr.robertbennett345211 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@elephantheart998811 ай бұрын
5:23 all that prolly happening because dude ain't saying No enough times.
@FailArmyCentral10 ай бұрын
This is the kind of positivity we need more of! Failing and still having a good time. 😃
@morganerickson43911 ай бұрын
0:46 - Moron falling down Red Rocks made ma laugh SO hard!
@godofzombi11 ай бұрын
Thanks. I was wondering where that was. That place looks cool.
@morganerickson43911 ай бұрын
@@godofzombi Best place EVER to see a concert. Or a sunrise.
@kickeramps11 ай бұрын
Nothing shows the quality of a jeep better than that first clip.
@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork6 ай бұрын
I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation.
@sarbaazchabahar11 ай бұрын
The jeep thought he is driving a Landrover😂😂😂
@Mac_Omegaly11 ай бұрын
Woah! A whole nother meaning to beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Lmao that looked painful, poor lady.
@edwardortizjr.980211 ай бұрын
😂❤😂 The man 👨 in the first clip, NEVER stood a chance of jumping that gate ❤😂❤
@scariestfloodmomentsofalltime511 ай бұрын
In every mishap, you somehow unearth a seed of comedy and let it bloom for all of us to enjoy. Stunning!
@LOACCTV11 ай бұрын
This video raises the bar for online content and leaves a lasting impression.
@gluehoof57311 ай бұрын
Love to all the mommas out there, ready to lend a hand. ❤❤❤
@Icewing1011 ай бұрын
Who knew mass surveillance would be so much fun 😂😳
@VHSo_o11 ай бұрын
i mean to be fair this is mostly recorded by seperate individuals, not the government or some specific group. I feel like calling it "mass surveillance" is a little disingenuous.
@DIARRHEA-PANIC11 ай бұрын
Why do you think zoos are so popular..
@DIARRHEA-PANIC11 ай бұрын
@@VHSo_oAnd, where do you think the devices put into the hands of private citizens come from.. 😅 Damn, people are stupid 😅😅😅
@VHSo_o11 ай бұрын
@@DIARRHEA-PANIC From a variety of competing companies who don't have access to the files on their competitor's devices? Even the Government can't access your phone if it's locked. There was a whole court case about it. The FBI sued Apple for not letting them backdoor a locked Iphone, and the FBI lost.
@100GTAGUY11 ай бұрын
@@VHSo_o eh while i see where you're coming from, governments however have their toes dipped into private corporations databases for Patriot Act purposes. Ergo its all basically mass surveillance when ya really think about it. Phone calls, texts, web traffic, emails, socials, etc are all monitored to some extent. Even saying, typing, or searching certain, phrases can land you on watch lists. Hell and as the guy above me said, who do you think developed most of this tech we use anyway? Information is worth far more than gold and diamonds or even OIL, its disingenuous to think the government didnt know they could use these multibillion dollar tech assets they developed for surveillance of more than just military targets against civilians.
@brookss214111 ай бұрын
1:45 The kid on the trike had to know what was coming. Perfect timing to land in the puddle lol
@slvrog347011 ай бұрын
Third video: Before drilling a wall, you need to look at the project with communications. And if you have already broken a pipe, then you need to turn off the water in the house, and not close it with your hand😂
@slvrog347011 ай бұрын
@@skatinemcee That was life, real life🤔😁
@DeltaEchoGolf11 ай бұрын
People don't realize how much bug crap collects in those outlets.
@slvrog347011 ай бұрын
@@DeltaEchoGolf People are different. If all people were smart, then living in the world would be uninteresting🤔😁
@Southernstar-RINO11 ай бұрын
Yep he pierced the sewer line and had the wall cavity filling up with human cake mix.
@slvrog347011 ай бұрын
@@Southernstar-RINO He probably decided to make this day the most festive and exceptional.🎉💩🎉
@brittanycunningham78711 ай бұрын
The jeep at the beginning was so satisfying, jeep owners think they are batman or something.
@Anonymous-iq3kc11 ай бұрын
It's hard to believe that these same people are allowed to have driver's licenses.
@donniev818111 ай бұрын
You can say that again, one of these types of people just ran a red light and totaled my car!
@PARTH794B11 ай бұрын
At 1:00 she really said" if i'm goin down i am taking u with me "😂
@heetsees11 ай бұрын
Poor girl at the end. Im grateful her mama was there.
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
Same here. That could have turned ugly. Was it wax?
@heetsees11 ай бұрын
@@CoCotheTurtle ya she's trying to self wax her eyebrows.....thats super dangerous 😳
@LHyoutube11 ай бұрын
3:13 - That's what you get for telling your dog to chase a goose, lady! 😂
@Zoe-c9z11 ай бұрын
That wind sheers in the hurricane is crazy😅
@lilmike271011 ай бұрын
Major storm threatening to destroy the house. Bro worried about his $100 goal be bought @ Target.
@sierrajuliette770011 ай бұрын
4:15 congratulation, you screw up your brake disc
@Xphinity11 ай бұрын
1:20 Now that, that is a pucker moment lol
@chrispetritsch12912 ай бұрын
That seemed like a particularly funny week in history.
Some people got wet in the rain!11111 what an epic FAIL!1111!!!1
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
Weird that they included an epic fail along with the regular fails.
@MarquisDeSacks11 ай бұрын
6:03 It sounds like a little kid playing with his Tonka trucks is making those motor noises. Is that really what those vehicles sound like? 🤨
@pavelbaidakov11 ай бұрын
it switched to Crazy Frog mode
@MarquisDeSacks11 ай бұрын
lol that must be it@@pavelbaidakov
@burstingolem802311 ай бұрын
"help me mama" 😂
@bxqpxd11 ай бұрын
5:40 why he is not closing the garage door?
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
Too busy dealing with the storm to consult the FailArmy comments section.
@mavenfrankeus728711 ай бұрын
The man losing his entire property (and future?) in the storm and I said the same thing... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
@pablodelsegundo950211 ай бұрын
7:00 - smart kid. Those petting zoo critters are vicious.
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
The ostrich's name is Sid.
@1982pantro11 ай бұрын
NEVER POUR WATER ON HOT ROTORS,THEY'LL WARP!!
@akardy11 ай бұрын
I can honestly say: these are fails that I've never seen
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
What, do you keep a journal?
@danieljuchatz115611 ай бұрын
It’s me at 1:15 😄🙌🙌🙌
@PowerlinePlanet10911 ай бұрын
Being outside in a horrific hurricane is dangerous. 🌀🌀
@AtheistOrphan11 ай бұрын
No shit Sherlock!👏👏👏
@favoritemustard354211 ай бұрын
Some people have the strangest hobbies.
@mykaylaberndt134311 ай бұрын
The part cracks me up alot 🤣 5:34
@ediblecactus570311 ай бұрын
And that ladies and gentlemen why you should never get a dog that you can't handle.
@XJapanGonnaGiveItToYa-cd4xj4 ай бұрын
The clips were its raining: "Wow what a fail, it rained? I can't believe it would rain. Wow"
@markaprill650111 ай бұрын
Looks the pedaling was too much for the guy on the big wheel or trike. lol. I liked the scream of terror before bailing into mud puddle. I hope he was not hurt.
@oldageisdumb6 ай бұрын
2:05 This man is a keeper. If you listen, he says “Oh man…strike three”. A lot of people would get very pissed off at this point but this guy gets resigned and even has a little humor showing her the door. So many of these videos show men getting pissed off or even lashing out at others.
@hiyapal771911 ай бұрын
1:46 This is me trying to avoid hydroplaning.
@KadzietWolf11 ай бұрын
*guy falls down* "DiD yOu FaLl????"
@donniev818111 ай бұрын
I think one of the cringiest things is when someone is trying to show off their "strength & agility" but end up eating it yet they immediately stand up and act like it was supposed to happen that way!
@favoritemustard354211 ай бұрын
I think a big part of that is showing everyone (& themselves) that they are alright/not hurt.
@KS-yp1jl11 ай бұрын
It's called having a sense of humour...
@donniev818111 ай бұрын
@@KS-yp1jl no its called trying to cover up embarrassment. You evidently have no clue what Im talking about or you're one of those people.
@tdpmayhemyt10 ай бұрын
0:48 That’s where Bill Burr performed in Colorado!
@rezzyblue994811 ай бұрын
4:39 great parenting, at least you almost filmed your kid crushing your dog for Tik-Tok!
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
The dog appeared to be smarter than the kid, starting his jump before impact!
@oldageisdumb6 ай бұрын
I just commented on that. What kind of negligent parenting was that? He was WAY too young to be driving that by himself..
@BLACKIE1649111 ай бұрын
That truck built tough
@Daniel-uj1nu11 ай бұрын
Stop blurring alcohol. It’s so annoying 💔
@Artofficial198611 ай бұрын
It has got to be a bad idea to toss water onto brakes that are red hot.
@michaelmichaels13811 ай бұрын
RIP to all the people that died making these videos for our entertainment. Their sacrifice is somewhat appreciated.
@WontSeeReplies11 ай бұрын
0:33 he had it!
@Learn-more61011 ай бұрын
0:43 where was this filmed at? That looks like an awesome place to see a concert.
@thomashauguel681111 ай бұрын
5:21 How stupid do you have to be to just stand their filming during such high winds with your garage door open and $20k+ car and who knows what else exposed to flying debris just because a silly .$300 basketball hoop and pole may get damaged? 🤦♂ 6:12 In the dictionary next to the word "Lucky" is a picture of this guy standing next to his camper. 😲
@dr.robertbennett345211 ай бұрын
Yeah, that was dumb just standing there 🤨
@bananaempijama11 ай бұрын
The 2nd video....he did EVERYTHING wrong 😂
@stanleyhipkiss469011 ай бұрын
Imagine telling your dog to get a swan what a tool so happy she got pulled into the bog
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
"I'm all wet, bogdammit!"
@MightyManotaur2211 ай бұрын
3:24 my knees when the fellas dare me to walk up to the pretty girl at the bar
@Vastafari3411 ай бұрын
I HATE the people who think they're "first" and then type "1st" Like some kind of first grader.
@Dahoodianjosh11 ай бұрын
Facts
@BigDanN511 ай бұрын
1st
@Dahoodianjosh11 ай бұрын
@@BigDanN5u aren’t
@Ctrl-Alt-Defeat-Gaming11 ай бұрын
@@BigDanN5damnit you beat me to it.
@Dahoodianjosh11 ай бұрын
@@Ctrl-Alt-Defeat-Gamingu aren’t first also
@bobman92911 ай бұрын
Was really hoping the bmx guy was gonna finish that
@tammylewis932411 ай бұрын
0:44 when your body and your brain are not doing the same thing.
@leoproductions232511 ай бұрын
We need a separate videos for people and stairs, cause it seems no one in the USA knows how to use the stairs on thrte front porch.
@stan42011 ай бұрын
So red rock man does fall!!
@barriwoods999111 ай бұрын
You always have three choices in situations like this: 1. Do nothing and live with the consequences. 2. Work within the system to effect change. 3. Move somewhere else. Pick one or the decision or it will be made for you!
@LHyoutube11 ай бұрын
1:34 - Some guard dog! 😂
@janosnagyj.95407 ай бұрын
3:23 "Customer declined all repairs" 😅
@Slixscあ_YT11 ай бұрын
Its supprising this guy still upload great video like 10 years ago😊
@WeatherWithJustin11 ай бұрын
No counter on that guy during the storm that did all that damage: 27
@Kill3rT0fuuu11 ай бұрын
News from 2022: We've discovered jeans from 200 years ago in a coal mine Shirts in 2023: Shreds from the body when gently tugged on
@dionh7011 ай бұрын
I've had more than one pair of cargo shorts catch on a knob on my dresser drawer or some other low protruding object & rip the pocket wide open. Insanely irritating.
@maxsuicide476711 ай бұрын
So the moral of the story you reckon is that one should *always* go double-denim?
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
@@dionh70 I would like to hear more about that low protruding object.
@tranz2deep11 ай бұрын
4:03 "I wish something would blow the candles out for me..." and this, kids, is why they use *HELIUM* for balloons!
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
Oh, the humanity!
@tranz2deep11 ай бұрын
@@CoCotheTurtle Careful. We get more views of WKRP Turkey Drop this time of year... (laughing)😉
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
@@tranz2deep No idea what that means. Is it also related to the Hindenburg?
@tranz2deep11 ай бұрын
@@CoCotheTurtle Yep. Les Nesman, in the episode of _WKRP in Cincinnati_ where he's covering a disastrous Thanksgiving event attempted by the station owner, referenced the bombing of the Lawndale Shopping Mall with live turkeys using terms straight out of the reportage of the Hindenburg disaster. (Yes, I said "bombed with live turkeys")
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
@@tranz2deep Whatever. Why would that result in a need for me to be "careful?"
@RideAcrossTheRiver11 ай бұрын
A donation button, ha.
@Austin-31611 ай бұрын
5:21 the incredible power of nature
@GrugBug-f7j11 ай бұрын
Solid! Top KEK! Peace be with you.
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
For those who don't know, for all of the KEK ratings, Top is the best.
@GrugBug-f7j11 ай бұрын
Solid! Toppest KEKs Peace be with you. @@CoCotheTurtle
@nigelbond405611 ай бұрын
And I thought I was having a bad day 🤪🤣
@MusicLeeSarah11 ай бұрын
5:31 the debris flattened the cars tire!
@favoritemustard354211 ай бұрын
That was just a potted plant's dirt blowing in after the pot blew over. 👍
@CoCotheTurtle11 ай бұрын
Yes! The front right tire!
@favoritemustard354211 ай бұрын
🤦♂️ you can see the pot standing when the cammer peaks over the hood prior to the timestamp provided by OP.
@funnypeoplebestfunny11 ай бұрын
That dude was in a predicament he didn’t anticipate
@TopFunnyThings11 ай бұрын
100 dollars for a basketball stand versus potential thousands in car damages
@TopFunnyThings11 ай бұрын
5:30 How about securing that garage door during storms? Priorities: 100 dollars for a basketball stand versus potential thousands in car damages? Hmm, choices! 😅
@TheCommunicationCoach11 ай бұрын
My question, too. People will do anything for dumb reasons.
@kevinmuchemi186711 ай бұрын
That-ta wind, huh... shes-za so powerful, no...
@airiakizuki559211 ай бұрын
0:20 im more concerned on why theres water coming out of your wall pal! whats built next door too you?
@invisiblejaguar111 ай бұрын
People are really good at just randomly falling over huh
@couch255811 ай бұрын
4:15 ok i always want to know the backstory, but here i REALLY want to know how in the hell they did this
@CptConnor11 ай бұрын
Could be that their brake calliper is binding/sticking, that sort of heat would need a l o t of friction. Or he's been hooning it around and braking super heavily over and over.
@ipwee11 ай бұрын
@@CptConnor Yep, caliper seized.
@cade8364211 ай бұрын
Or they went down a steep hill with a huge trailer and no trailer brakes working. Been there done that got the t shirt. But if it's just one side yes seized caliper.