Fake Your Own Death!

[@humptydumpty357]

ITS VALUE SELECT! THE COLLABORATION WE DIDNT KNOW WE NEEDED BUT WE SO DESPERATELY DID!

[@TheLazyEconomist]

I can't believe they could afford MC Can't Read.

[@sealcloud1366]

Y E S

[@DucPr0]

I fucking love how the car just exploded midair in fatal car crash.

[@floatingtablestudios6287]

As cars do

[@godzillo2445]

The car was like: I dOn'T wAnNa Do tHiS nO mOrE

[@dirk2170]

He realized his car would explode in seconds regardless so he drove off a cliff to die in style

[@Skulldude-yj9kg]

@@dirk2170 that’s why i slit my wrist in style

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

@@floatingtablestudios6287 as a van i can comfirm

[@damnedman0455]

I did this once back in ‘96 and it worked like a charm! My wife and two children were so sad! Now I’m living in the Bahamas with a supermodel! Thanks “Fake your own death”!

[@bobjohnson6362]

D-Dad ? Is that you, i thought you died in a horrible clown car crash ?!

[@TenaciousJoe24]

But you're a train

[@JeremySharpSMSG]

Oh whew! Ive only been fatherless since 97

[@Wok_Agenda]

@@JeremySharpSMSG fatherless is a great band name

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

@Solarine MC remember me when you'll be famous!

[@deadcrave]

No longer will I be burdened forever when I tell my waiter "you too"

[@BrokeBot]

“Enjoy your meal.”

[@Nuts58-t9x]

@@BrokeBot “you too”

[@abuslayer17]

me who has a soft voice:*laughs in second chance*

[@fishmcfish3850]

Your name fits perfectly for it @oh no i did it again

[@padzevans3194]

Lmfaoo

[@borbleborb4586]

“Accidentally went on a killing spree” _We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo._

[@KyrusR]

_there are no accidents_

[@Jim.Fletcherskorpius551]

I can relate. 😟 I made mistakes in the heart of passion

[@triplewave5214]

A value select video where he keeps his shirt on? Truly a miracle

[@DragonWinter36]

He took off his pants, so it evened out.

[@YoYoDudeGuyMike]

would have been better if he took it off at some point tho

[@someone7554]

A travesty

[@h1z1army95]

It is fatal

[@SomeDumbKid1]

"Pseudocide" is the new name for my metal band.

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

Remember me when you'll be famous! :D

[@Nuts58-t9x]

Ayy remember me too

[@TheMento]

nice

[@TheMento]

@Soft White Room faked death

[@2010vintagesandwichenjoyer]

My friend Jeffrey did this thing back in 2019 and now he succesfully lives at bahamas with very young looking girls. He is happiest man alive thanks to fake die programm!

[@YehudiNimol]

COME ON JEFFREY YOU CAN DO IT PAVE THE WAY PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT

[@LightningSword13]

Ah yes, Mr Epstein

[@ajemajh]

literally

[@coolname8133]

"It's not Rick anymore.. it's Peter. "Oh, sorry to bother you Peter." lmfao c'mon now.

[@babblingalong7689]

It were simpler, more innocent times back then.

[@niuniujunwashere]

yeah and the funniest thing about that line was that him saying he was "not Rick anymore" implied that he WAS Rick before, just blatant confession there XD

[@20thCenturyLoganProductions]

Petah

[@northslate4850]

Finally, i can avoid my taxes.

[@deadspace1]

As a father dis is how I dodge child support.

[@McBean1331]

LOL.

[@wool578]

LOL.

[@mstr293]

Found you, dad! I'm telling mom!

[@_Killkor]

Father?

[@le9038]

Dad?

[@EGOHVCbcn]

The fact that all my favorite, obscure comedy sketch channels are collaborating fills me with joy. It's like an underground sketch quality sketch quality movement!

[@loudtaste1046]

0:35 that random scream 😂

[@Mysterynovus]

Thank you, SkyCorp! I misspelled a word on a comment, and someone replied with the correct word and an asterik. This is the perfect product for me at this dire time!

[@DavidVonDestruct]

this unironically sounds like something that would sell well

[@speedrusha]

YES! I WOULD BUY TWO!!!!

[@zenostrom2974]

I did this back in the early 2000s. I remember my father being devastated and my mother relentlessly crying. Now im living in hawaii with my debt. Thank you!

[@maxducks2001]

OH MY GOD IT’S THE GREATEST COLLAB EVER MADE AAAAAHHHHHH

[@강민우-m8o]

Fact) In Japan, there is actually a business that helps clients voluntarily disappear if they want.

[@KAngel32]

Oh

[@mmsL125]

Thanks Rick! Your accidental drive by victim package really got me out me out of a tight spot when I acted on my Oedipal complex!

[@maxducks2001]

Does this mean that SkyCorp and Value Select take place in the same universe? Because if so, I’ve found a surprising lack of commercials spreading the word of the One True God, Mithras.

[@Jagurawr]

The collaboration I've always wanted. Thank you Value Select for you highly respected work and products.

[@alpharius7712]

Man I do not understand how SkyCorp Home Video is so underrated, right now im enjoying my new life in Malta with my new identity!

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

Legit sounds like a plot to a good tv show

[@farlonmuentes6004]

i've been waiting for this. now i can start over after i confess my feelings to my crush and got rejected. thanks, skycorp!

[@DaneGilly]

"Oh.. s-sorry to bother you, Peter!" Aw. What a nice SWAT team.

[@annienguyen6]

0:34 Lookin’ for a fresh starÆAAAÜAAÆGGGHH

[@iusedtobebob]

Value selects' voice and demeanor work SO WELL with the 90's commercial aesthetic!!

[@UsanskyBluWolf]

0:44 He is calling with Swatch Phone ;)

[@BongoTurtles]

Skycorp is finding new ways to add VALUE

[@geniuskhan1337]

Certainly a great SELECTion

[@JREG]

Beauty

[@Verlarn]

VALUE SELECT wait what?! Yes. Just... yes.

[@dirtmerchant4718]

I needed this six years ago.

[@pizzarolls5573]

What happened 6 years ago

[@anapaulamendozadiaz8890]

This service sounds fantastic!!! I need it now!!!

[@mattblatchley2061]

OK. was that the "Shining In the Darkness" theme at the beginning of the short that catapulted my brain back 30 years?

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

They have a great track record; several teenagers took their services in 2017 by faking their deaths with tide pods.

[@jongarfield6508]

Was rewatching this just now and noticed he called in with the swatch phone at 0:45. Nice touch.

[@meadowwoods5130]

The "Gentleman's Choice" Kit seems the way to go!

[@eccentricky6170]

He's using the new swatchphone, it must be a serious offer!

[@tohomoko5120]

i needed this this is the holy child between two of my favorite sketch comedy channels on youtube god bless you

[@IDontWantThisStupidHandle]

I like how the mom hears a gun shot in her home and instead of sending the kid *away* from the unidentified danger, she grabs him arm and pulls him *into* the unknown, potentially life-threatening situation. xD

[@Goosium3]

There are also free alternatives, like laying down and spilling paint

[@Capo225]

I'm saving this in the "For dire times" playlist

[@kristiansapien8407]

I never even conceived it but both mr select and skycorp are COMPLETELY COMPATIBLE

[@jakobgii]

For a Skycorp video, this is incredibly clean.

[@SMBBM92]

Damn Rick Mark is doing well! He's got a new Swatch Phone!

[@danielmarsden223]

Perfect collab

[@Vinney-q]

This is the perfect collaboration of any KZbinrs

[@A_Burrito_Toast]

Wasn't ready to see max here after coming back to SkyCorp but I am glad the crossover of the century happened

[@Mosesthetrapwizard]

Wow! This really helped me out in my personal life!

[@bustersales4932]

THE 2 BEST KZbin CHANNELS COMBINED

[@niikolasss6806]

Family: screaming at the top of their lungs this guy: le wink wink

[@snesnerd3988]

The term be who ever you want to be can now finally come true. Thanks skycorp.

[@NMad-kp2bu]

The way he grabbed that envelope and put the gun muzzle into his mouth...it's eerily similar to (Budd Dwyer's televised suicide)

[@samuelbaran3562]

I’m interested. Will be buying.

[@buttersstotch7981]

This face and moment got me 0:49

[@rangikuful]

Wow I never knew it was that easy! Thanks again skycorp

[@baniwindranugrahapurnomo7097]

Even more creative and interesting than KZbin ads

[@shonsenjaime177]

Thanks, I did this after my son found me after I told him I went to buy some milk, but I left him. Now I was stuck in my house with my annoying wife and naughty kids. Thanks to this I found new light in the shadows, I can finally start a new life and have a second chance!

[@VoidZeroNothing]

My favorite company posted another video! I'm sure this product will be great, like they always are! Hail Skycorp! And Sithis, I guess.

[@francisjo3]

Choosing is half the fun - and knowing is half the battle!

[@ziond.1476]

I think wanting to see if people cry at your funeral is a pretty good reason to fake your death tbh

[@jaysoosbeans]

Highly recommended. Mister Rick even shat in my pants for extra authenticity.

[@christophercarrasco154]

0:32 As if the rope wasn't enough, he felt the need to pull his pants down too lmao

[@dreamcore]

oh hey, tell your parents to check your access settings

[@maxhorsch6474]

LETS GOOOOOO VALUE SELECT IS HERE!!!!

[@kirbylover37]

The reasons list was gold!!!

[@janban9148]

A Value Select crossover??? Amazing

[@francisjo3]

This is the best channel on KZbin. Don't even bother to try and change my mind.

[@Maniac4Bricks]

This music is everything

[@rachaelshockey8155]

Rick Mark will be remembered

[@firstnamelastname-zi4mq]

All I know is Joel Harver acting in this videos would be phenomenal. Y'all need to get him on board.

[@superchroma]

We must assemble the alt-comedy cabal of super acquaintances.

[@firstnamelastname-zi4mq]

@@superchroma I have blown the horn, we shall see if any heroes respond

[@caleb491]

I’ve been waiting for this collab to happen

[@privatepengu]

Holy shit this is the last collab I’d ever expect from you guys

[@chrxstt]

THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED

[@pointblank2890]

A CROSSOVER FOR THE AGES

[@the_sentient_youtube1247]

OMG VALUE SELECT!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@AlanStryman]

It's the one and only Value Select!!!!!

[@preposterousperson1339]

“Looking for a fresh star-AHHHHHHHHHHH” 0:34

[@redmask1252]

It doesn’t matter what your reason is!

[@justswift5369]

skycorp uploading another banger

[@cuteButKindaDeadlyBreloom]

the perfect collab about the perfect product

[@SideThroneBoi]

This video is so amazing!

[@a1burman01]

That mustache is glorious.

[@hilotakenaka]

This sure is a *perfect* video

[@deuterium2718]

great service, high quality results, can't recommend enough

[@f7supercereal]

Ordering his fake death was crystal clear on that brand new SWATCH phone!

[@bonkmaykr]

Now I know just how to guilt trip people!

[@theplayeralsoknownasmousecop]

MAX YES! PERFECT!

[@AnttiNiinipuu]

Cant wait to be back in 10 years

[@legna.r5696]

Thanks for this now I can start my rap career.

[@Uncontrollable_Sphere]

This is not analog horror, this is analog shenanigans.

[@petormaculan5424]

I like to imagine everyone who fakes their death is renamed to Peter

[@overit1263]

Time to give them a call.

[@OsirusHandle]

God I love this style

[@ilexcorp]

So this is how Heisenberg really wanished

[@leowolastname2250]

MY 2 FAVORITE KZbin CHANNELS ARE COLLABBING, I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

[@kaiser7637]

I like that it's a subscription service. Am I supposed to be commiting pseudocide every month?

[@tktokSprigatito_fn54]

I need that now

[@HeadsetHistorian]

How could he pass up a life with such a handsome woman?

[@TheSilentHamish]

Oh ace! It’s value select!! 😀

[@normietwiceremoved]

YES!!!!! SKYCORP AND VALUE SELECT ARE LITERALLY A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN FUCK I LOVE YOU

[@makotoikari4854]

I need this service.