Ghost Maid Cleans Your House (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A]

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Script: Commissioned by Brandon Porter
Listener: Neutral
Imagine cleaning smh couldn't be me

[@GAMINGDEVlL]

My roommate keeps saying that the house is haunted but I’ve been living here for 300 years and I’ve never seen anything

[@MoonKnight6969]

This isn’t your home and that’s not your roommate.

[@GAMINGDEVlL]

Listen buddy there’s no ketamine here so get lost

[@bcd32dok36]

Wait a goddamn minute

[@brandonporter2321]

Thanks again for the opportunity Fake! ❤️. So fun little fact I shared on Reddit. I attended one of Urban Nymph's twitch stream, and she was playing some sort of cleaning simulator game. Not sure if it was her or one of her other viewers, but a funny joke about the MC we play as being a ghost because we couldn't see any part of our body came up and well. The inspiration for this script was born.

[@brain_wash1018]

As soon as she said her name I went "That sounds pretty is she a dateable?"

[@unionofsovietsocialistrepu5125]

“So many urine bottles…” *Boom. Headshot.* If you know you know.

[@michaelverissimo2666]

Sniping’s a hard job mate

[@unionofsovietsocialistrepu5125]

@@michaelverissimo2666 Challenging work.

[@chuchupow]

(Fake and listener talking) Me: (walks in room) "Hey bro I moved all of the small stuff from the truck to the house. The only thing left is the big furniture and the fridge. By the way, the previous owners are naaaaasty. I found an entire closet full of urine bottles, don't ask me how I figured that out, I-" (Looks to see listener talking to a ghost) Me: "I uh... She... Is she..." Listener: "..." Fake: "..." Me: "I'll uh... I'll just wait outside..." (Slowly closes door and walks away) Me: "Ghost girlfriend... Neat"

[@MoonKnight6969]

No witnesses

[@pauljackson171]

@@MoonKnight6969 😂 Listener having jumped through the window Payday 2 style wearing a 🎅 outfit

[@fuzzer3919]

So this is who stole my piss jugs! I knew there was someone in my walls!!

[@palagolin8297]

That's a good point, unfortunately I am in your walls.

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved 🥒

[@TheNotSoFunnyClown]

"How did you get in" Mind: I broke in "I broke in" *HA CALLED IT*

[@freethinker77]

Hi, your audience here, I just wanted to let you know that you're bang on. I clicked on this for the meido, stayed for the meido, and I have no shame at all.

[@MoonKnight6969]

Also as the audience wtf is a meido

[@JETBLACKCORD]

Simply delightful audio fake simply wonderful

[@dmr778810]

There's nothing illegal about climbing into my own house via the windows. Mind your own B, Ms. B.

[@Potatoman-cd5pq]

FAKE: it's not the ghost it's the maid that will get them Me: fuck how did you know

[@joven0605]

Perfect she can help me to detect undercover yanderes

[@TroyPacelli]

Hi. New to the channel. Love the story! Kinda wanted to see what happens next. Sequel maybe?

[@hermanphilips4617]

Maid? Ghost? Hmmm... I mean, keeps the place dusted and can't slap me for not buying her expensive clothing/accessories. Also can't go running of to gather a mob if I see anything untoward. And, imagine all the jokes of 'I see right through you.'

[@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561]

Oooo, look! New! Oooo, look! Early! Huh... Nice. Yeah!😅

[@superkh12]

A yo the pizza here.

[@MoonKnight6969]

I hope no unfortunate accident causes someone’s ear to burn

[@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561]

2:57 “I am Briana Cum-in-time” *violent exhale* pbrrh! Hol’ on there, lemme’ just scurry on Back and check that!😅 “I am Briana CLEMentine.” Ooh, yeah see, THAT makes more sense.😅

[@crazyanimegamer5667]

I am doing it on purpose. I find stuff more easily when things are messy. I can't find anything when stuff is organized.

[@poochyenajones1362]

Who you gonna call?

[@dumbbumsc5329]

Ghost Busters!!👻🚫 Da da dan na dan na Dadadada dan dan 🎶

[@lol-2247]

Hello there.

[@PhysicalUsual]

General Kenobi?

[@pauljackson171]

3:45 Mam, with all due respect. My oldest living ancestor has lived to be a great grandmother 👵 in half that time, ancient is an understatement.

[@reddino2567]

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