I Made My Sims Live Like CAVEMEN

[@savannahs.5874]

FGG: I don't use mods Also FGG: ah yes, Alexander is stabbing the intruder

[@gront666]

alexander killing the random sim was way too hilarious

[@Vivileinchenliii]

I need a series were we see many different times with the goth family

[@matstan3515]

Pre historic era Ancient era Dark ages Industrial era French revolution Victorian era Edwardian era WW1 Economic crysis WW2 Post war crisis 60s 80s and 90s 2010s 2019-2021

[@its_amarysso]

Gothic victorians!

[@andysimmer2508]

@@matstan3515 What happened to the 70s or the early 2000s? Are they that irrelevant?

[@hannarose1523]

Yes yes yes

[@matstan3515]

@@andysimmer2508 they are similar to other years, so yes

[@cartoonkelly7924]

Long ago, the 4 nations lived in harmony. But everything changed when Alexander attacked.

[@karolinaziu8636]

Reading your comment made me think of attack on titan before I thought of Avatar. And mind me, I grew up watching beetleborgs(the first power rangers)

[@sayonarameaninggoodbye]

@@karolinaziu8636 i forgot abt the beetleborgs😂

[@lorien_braga]

Caveman Alexander is actually related with Janine. she's his only known descendant

[@Queerjelly]

Technically wouldnt that mean she has 3 known descendants?

[@lorien_braga]

@@Queerjelly why?

[@camel6848]

LORE!

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@lorien_braga I think they mean that since Alexander has parents and a sister, those three would also be Janine's ancestors

[@triciac6531]

...aside from all the descendants in the time in between?

[@minutemuse]

"Survival was not guaranteed. There was no medical care, there was no therapy-" Ah, my childhood....

[@indiafox5786]

Same!

[@morrigs]

same bro same

[@elizabethkeen7851]

✨America✨

[@minutemuse]

@@elizabethkeen7851 Mine was a little less 'Murica a little more "Hispanic family that doesn't believe in depression and you only see a doctor when you're dead" but yeah.

[@sassylittleprophet]

​@minutemuse my family isn't Mexican, but same for everything else.

[@katied4880]

I like how casual you acted when Mortimer died. Oh, just a normal Monday. You know the drill, set Dad on fire, leave him to go out in flames…

[@ava13]

just another manic monday ammirite?

[@Yendrea15]

Ok ok. We get it. You wanted to flex your skills in keeping your Sims off their phones for more than 5 seconds!

[@carrotcupboard]

I downloaded a sims 4 slice of life mod and now my sims go on their phones every millisecond

[@Okeanide]

I always make my sims suffer like cavemen. My sims : *eats trash cutely*

[@akanesaotome5924]

I guess this confirms that Alexander Goth is a time traveler.

[@existenz_1]

Mailbox made it into the stone age

[@tarnim80]

it was the ooga of times, it was the booga of times

[@IraBarvysta]

Gosh I hope this becomes a series

[@Patchouliprince]

Me, beyond reasonably obsessed with the Paleolithic, having already played this out myself far too many times, still beyond excited to watch this video

[@josephcote6120]

"They had fishing poles, you can't prove me wrong." Ken Ham, the creator of the Noah's Ark Experience, was criticized for using forklifts and power tools when building his version of the ark. Says Ken, "How do you know God didn't give Noah power tools? You can't prove he didn't!"

[@ppals3345]

“woah! Alexander, buddy. dont you think that’s a little historically inaccurate?” you’re the one to talk about historically inaccurate, miss my cavemen domesticated a fish and made glass without knowing how to make fire

[@PentiSam]

The amount of effort you put in the intro, oh my god I love it

[@fwtcsmileyface7870]

I guess we discovered what Alexander does in his free time. XD

[@HarshMelon]

Well someone discovered the Extreme Violence and TOOL mods! And CC! All of this modern technology to bring us a lack of technology!

[@robinchesterfield42]

It's like when, years ago, I first used the internet to look up old silent movies. 21st century tech to see (sometimes) 19th century tech, I love it!

[@Kaywireee]

Grim ain't even surprised anymore he been doing this since the beginning of time

[@rickyricardo113]

I love how the CaveGoths built a glass bowl and a tiny castle for their goldfish and a sandcastle BUT NOT ONE FOR THEM GOD FORBID! 😂

[@hide904]

Okay but intro encapsulated what some 13 year old would comment on a song on KZbin. It's me, _I was_ that 13 year old, calling myself out.😭

[@mygetawayart]

i regret that era so much

[@niffry]

Fortunately I wasn't...unfortunately I would unironically walk around with a way too big hoodie with cat-ears + go through that whole "kawaii potato" phase, so I guess we all have a past self to cringe at for one reason or another. (Also dw, I do believe I'm more socially adept now)

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@niffry hey at the time that was what was cool. I went to an arts magnet middle school so there was very much of that lol. I was one of the warrior cats kids, though I never role-played a cat irl. They say hindsight is 20-20!

[@uselessalpaca6777]

@@niffry Dude, I was both ughhhh I must've been an insufferable 13 year old, no wonder I was bullied

[@hide904]

*Sees the Title* Me: _Yeah, so basically me during quarantine._

[@topazcoyote5482]

FGG: Hey, Alexander! What do you have there? Alexander: A KNIFE!!

[@stinakms]

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.." etc

[@MissGayleEnlightens]

"Alexander is a cave-like name..." Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@8arcasticallyYours]

I always try to make my Sims live in Ye Olde Dayes and dress the part too. It's so difficult! If only I could take their damn phones away too!

[@robinchesterfield42]

I KNOW RIGHT? I made an entire specifically-decorated Victorian mansion, dressed the Sim who lives there the part as well...and then Lady Begonia immediately takes out her damn smartphone. SIGH...

[@dylanjohn4960]

2:40 I CANT

[@gamerbutnotforrealtho7834]

FGG: No I won’t be a Sims channel Also FGG: no I don’t play with mods 😂😂 (Maybe now you can have werewolves because mods and sims won’t do it)

[@rinrinlove]

I'm absolutly going to use this for my next history presentation

[@Amiranne128]

I still remember when she used to say "I'm never using mods blablabla" and now she has cc and Extreme Violence on... I'm so happy she's joined the dark side 😎

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

All the historical inaccuracies makes me want to cry Your sims are not suffering alone Fun fact: Bread is like, a staple of humanity. Its one of the oldest kinds of foods

[@sumwhere08]

A caveman pack would be so cool. Always thought Alexander was the innocent one, clearly not lol

[@callieope_]

as soon as she said alexander do something i knew she had the murderous toddler mod lmao

[@gutsysparkles2584]

Hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣 I wasn’t expecting baby Alexander stabbing someone to death lol

[@spades2863]

Every moment with Alexander made my wheeze idk why

[@feliciad4493]

I snort FGG for breakfast.

[@azrailazmi5753]

Don't we all...

[@Taejam98]

I'm loving the mods ngl 😂😂 just makes everything so much better

[@Natasha6090]

The toddler killing that random sim was just 🤣🤣🤣

[@madamebunbun3479]

Alexander became Azula without hesitation

[@ultraapple3997]

0:17 agree And also hate the backruond candy crush music. Good video btw.

[@binhalthier5151]

Are we gonna talk about how Alexander seems like a total devil?

[@gayfishticks2839]

"Whoa bazonga bell-ugah" -FGG 2021

[@Callme_private]

Weird/fun fact: I was watching fake game a girl video at my grandparents house and suddenly my grandpa was like: “Fake gamer girl is a icon” (yep I know my family is weird) then I ask him how he know about her and his answer was: “Your my grandkid. We both are mentally unstable. What else do you expect us to watch?” (We both have depression lol) After my grandma come in and looked so disappointed in us and said: “why do I even bother” I love my family.

[@reizueberflutung]

FGG: „Alexander is a prehistoric name“ Me, an Alexander: „Ooga Booga! Shadoobee?“

[@redpanda7914]

The beginning had me so confused lmao,I died of laughter

[@cutecatsara123]

My favorite moment lmao 06:25

[@Schnort]

0:25 I'm just imagining FGG ooga boogaing at their mic. Please tell me you have the facacam footage of that? Haha.

[@brdxeexe]

“Back when life was better” *shows war*

[@MarcFutoran]

The things you discover when you time travel to ancient times...who knew? Maybe Sims4 history is different...What???

[@MOLPESIMS]

Alexander Goth, the most feared toddler in the world.

[@ashski1106]

Yay!!! Happy Monday 🥰

[@boho_sol]

You couldn't even take yourself seriously in that intro 😆

[@simi_xd4990]

I would love to know if your video ideas come from your ADHD like "omg you know what would be fun!!" and then you have to do it OR if you just sit around and go "man idk let's try sims cavemen i guess" because they all seem so random and disconnected but also coherent?? and they turn out somewhat genius and unique???? I am confused by your thought process xD

[@unknowable4147]

FGG has found out about custom content *Chaos shall ensue*

[@BriytT_]

5:08 Didn't see that coming. 😄 Damn Alexander.

[@pathogenofdecay]

*Sulani,* your volcano looks like tomato sauce and melted cheese.

[@Austinniya.]

Even the Goth name sounds like a word a caveman would say after their tongue was stung by a bee :D lol

[@serenequeenl0v3]

Lol I always come back and watch this video whenever I need a good laugh 😂 thanks gorgeous for all the laughs

[@elinahjarpe7162]

Fuck yesss! So much effort and creativity put in to this vid, thank you ♡

[@laceywelch7020]

This desperately makes me want to see you play more Sims Castaway. Pllleeeaasssseee!!!

[@sam_sunrise425]

Plsss make this a series

[@scarlettm5480]

im scared of alexander

[@BrynnS_33]

You mentioned the volcano in a way that implied it would be relevant, surprised it wasn't

[@preciousmoore9710]

They kept picking up Alexander from the water just like they did in the movie Moana lol

[@faffy7494]

NOT NIKI BA HIN JAHW GEE!!!!

[@KindredKeepsake]

I finished Genndy Tartakovsky's "Primal" from Adult Swim, and this is definitely helping my withdrawal from it. Now we just need to kill Bella's family, and have her become lifelong friends with a lone Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[@KUREHA3D]

you literally always make laugh 😭😂

[@unicornman147]

"Oh--BAZONGA Bell-gah!" kills me every time

[@elishavelez8746]

0:26 My new favorite song 🤣

[@m4gist3r51]

As someone with a comfort character named Alexander, I find this video 10x more hilarious then I would’ve if he wasn’t my comfort character

[@allie_xoxo7910]

Alexander's Evil Origin is what I've always needed

[@chasezly]

NOT THE IWBYS CLIP HSFJKSD I MEAN UR NOT WRONG (*for your love screaming in the distance*)

[@mikef55]

Only you can make the stone age more chaotic than it actually was

[@AlexandraRoedder]

Your videos are the best thing on the internet.

[@preppybish153]

ahh the music of cave men the true art

[@UntamedSimmer]

I love Alexander Goth! 💝 He's my soulmate! 💘

[@ProletariatPrince]

No toddlers were harmed in the making of this video.

[@shamefullsloth6597]

missed opportunity to use the fishing net catcher thingy...more cave man like

[@T0aster_Fork]

fun fact: we didn't actually originate from CaveMen, the went extinct in the first ice age if i remember right. tbh i don't feel like going through my history notes from class, which is why i'm not saying the name of the group we came from. i think it was the nomads but don't take my word for that i'm ike 99% sure i'm wrong on that. but point is we did note come from cavemen but they did give us a lot of important things like language and fire. i guess if you want more information i can go through my notes but then you gotta ask.

[@katelyncaruso1827]

Consider me asking

[@T0aster_Fork]

​@@katelyncaruso1827 okay so basically the proper term for cavemen is Neanderthal and we originated from the Cro-Magon people. The Neanderthal people died approximately 30,000 years ago. So basically what happened was when the ice age hit, only the Cro-Magon people learned to evolve to live in colder climates. due to the lack of evolving, the Neanderthals became extinct due to not being able to adapt. if you want more facts about the Neanderthals or Cro-Magon i have a list of them my teacher gave me, you just need to ask and i can tell you more. this is just the mere basics of what actually happen but it's all the notes i have about why the Neanderthals went extinct if that makes any sense.

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@T0aster_Fork It's not all 'lack of evolving,' that's kind of farsicle to say. No species in the neolithic era lacked the ability to evolve, some were simply more resourceful. There was a massive prey animal megafauna die-out in the ice age which contributed to famine among hunter-gatherer tribes. Also wars between species over territory and the remaining hunting grounds that killed a lot of people, plus anecdotal evidence of species interbreeding occurred, which all helped to make the already small population of Neanderthal obsolete. Cro-magnon people didn't escape unscathed either, mind you, we've have multiple critical bottlenecks in the past of human history that results in an actually very genetically homogeneous population. Our main advantage was simply our endurance and stamina, rather than the force of the much physically stronger neanderthal people. I'm not saying you're totally wrong, just that I think it's important to note that there are really many factors that can cause the extinction of an intelligent species, not just 'one was able to evolve and the other wasn't.'

[@T0aster_Fork]

@@snakewithapen5489 yeah sorry i worded it wrong, that's my fault i wasn't really paying attention to how i was wording it and how it could come off. thank you though my history teacher didn't provide us with all the information you just did also, he very quickly skimmed why the Neanderthals went extinct.

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@T0aster_Fork It's alright lol, no worries. Just wanted to point out there are multiple hypotheses of contributing factors for what happened. Most of what I read mainly contributes the decline of neanderthal population to famine caused by a rapidly changing climate killing off most of the plants and large herbivorous animals that neolithic people would hunt. And this sudden pressure cause great tension between different hominid species as we desperately fought battles over remaining territories or moved away to new places, which created yet another blow against them. It's likely that Homo Sapiens were able to power through due to the increased endurance, rather than a higher aptitude for evolution. Neanderthals were much heavier than homo sapiens were (likely showing a need for more food and protein intake, to fuel a muscular body especially in a cold climate) and were already vulnerable at the time of their Central european home becoming encased in ice. There was certainly probably some inability to adapt, but the likely majority of their decline was simply on account of their populations already being small from exposure to diseases that were transmitted by other Sapiens, then large natural disasters such as rapid climate change, and interspecies competition for what was left. (Fun fact, nearly every human alive outside of african ancestry contains some neanderthal DNA! My own father is at 2%)

[@NDandHBCentral]

I absolutely did not expect the murder lmao

[@myahgrimes1074]

me * proud of the toddler and forgetting about the daughter*

[@MikaelaCher]

Fun fact sleeping schedules were not in fact really a thing until the industrial revolution because we didn't have schedules as tight as we do now

[@Astro.Period]

the caveman drums you played are African instruments, and I could not be happier

[@xanthebolton7601]

Official world history: Mortimer Goth discovered fire

[@Laura-ql4mg]

But the sea was calling Alexander

[@ketaminepigeon]

We need a times of roman empire now

[@taylor1989atwtmvtvftvralps]

2:14 to this day we still do not know what the stonehenge was for

[@lilhedgehog8576]

No but I can prove you right yes they did have fishing poles back then granted it was like the late stage but basically they took a stick and they wrapped some fibers around it and then wrapped something to attract the fish on the end and then they put in the water I saw an ancient fishing pole once it was cool.

[@simbellaz]

OMG ALEXANDERRRR!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mondwolfhexereiundvolksmag3389]

5:13 OMG XD

[@luisab3079]

The anaconda was amazing 😄

[@jinx17]

Awww baby Alexander is so cute ❤❤❤❤

[@unfunnyperson7550]

ALERT! ALERT! do you want the sims but don’t have it because you can’t convince your parents to buy it? well, it’s legit 85% OFF RIGHT NOW! i think it lasts for 10 more days (this is for xbox, idk about anything else)

[@xTheOneToSaveUsAllx]

I vote for Bella's cavewoman name to be Bobonga. You get to reference bazongas and a hot cave lady with big bazongas.

[@spectre6031]

This video makes me laugh like a physcopath

[@darkprincess9818]

I need the tree monkey bars

[@xdrghmkl]

Dad: You do *not* go in the water! You will *drown* and *die* and we need you to survive, because you're important for human evolution or whatever! Toddler: *Firebends to set his father on fire and walks away as he burns to death* Me: :0 They barely discovered fire and this toddler already found a way to firebend. His tribe is doomed 😬

[@teddyursa83]

IS THAT A CLIP FROM I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE BY MANESKIN AT START?

[@hyenaholicproductions9033]

Somebody's got the Extreme Violence Mod.