Faking Your Wedding For The Text Back & Patrick Was Poisoned!!?! on DIYS

[@SW15H]

Imagine Pat saying "Just wait til I pop the trunk" & pulls out a Hyrule shield & sword.😂

[@bryansl0587]

If not for the fact that I know he has them, I'd say that would he an excellent gift idea 😂

[@pebbielove1648]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@meelahmanifestslove]

The fact that Patrick has had that happen to him 3 times is ridiculous. Real talk smh.

[@supahmariostyle]

Imagine if it was the same person

[@meelahmanifestslove]

@@supahmariostyle that’s effin creepy

[@PHE-nomenon]

He should also stop mentioning it online so much. More people might see him as an easy target now. After knowing somebody got him 3 times.... sad though. 😔

[@Z32andCG6]

Speaking as a former heavy drinker: I feel if Pat bought all his own drinks he may not know his real limit, or, he didn't keep track of drinks from other people and over did it. Drugged 1 or 2 times is definitely possible but now 3 times and he's not a woman nor did he say he was assaulted or robbed. It don't add up for me.

[@niceglass3551]

@@Z32andCG6 I’m with you. He wasn’t drugged. Dude just a lightweight 😂

[@cutebutpsycho8935]

Lmaooooo I can’t imagine PAT with a gun either. That bow nd arrow definately believable

[@Devnaction]

I got a cross bow too that Shìt will def kill someone

[@jorgealvarez1999]

The visual of Pat knocking heads off with a bow n arrow got me cryin

[@Savage_God60]

With a bow string made from the hair of the rare mystical white rhino of New Zealand

[@PerocDisgusting]

Electra knives even if i see pat shooting a gun i know this world is surrealist

[@bluestyleReal1]

even though you were cracking jokes, i truly hope that you're okay! :/ getting roofied can go both ways and you're SO BRAVE for speaking up about it @ pat

[@michellehill6166]

Pat, please file a police report. That could be a common occurrence at that club. May be the have cameras at the venue.

[@munah6663]

I’m glad you’re okay Pat, that is very scary. Sending you extra good vibes

[@EmparaGwaan]

Who tf keeps drugging Patrick??? I hope he filed a report & checked the cameras, Jesus I’m glad he’s safe though 🙏🏿

[@avanulaneway8418]

starts with Q, ends with ell

[@rmonjefferson4640]

Tahir had a chewbacca moment at 00:44 seconds in lmao. All love, come back to Denver soon. Lawrence and Larimer, that's the family!!

[@tylerfeledi1324]

Ahahha I heard that shit and was just going to say the same thing lmfao😂😂 didn’t even phase anyone though

[@O-cityKane1881]

I thought Pat was going to roast him for that

[@troyfeeney7945]

LMAOO went to comment this and saw that I wasn't the only one, hilarious

[@cupcakejonez7923]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@JaDedby88]

I started it over just to hear it again 😂😂😂 "fulllll"

[@lueiln]

00:45 If you listen closely you can catch the mating call of a Tahirian Chewbacca, very rare breed😂👌🏾

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

I thought I was trippin, glad someone else heard it. 🤣

[@wonderbutterfly3]

I was looking for this exact comment because when I heard it I was 🤣🤣☠️

[@mrjohnson20123]

🤣🤣💀

[@ThaBlackSwan-TV]

Now THAT was a damn good transition! Raycon, pay this man double. Or at least time and a half 🤣🤣. Well done.

[@kevinbeard4595]

I can see Pat with a mean can of mace, a shield, and a katana in these streets 😂😂😂

[@wcm65]

I can tell Cam always had his hand up first in class..he gives off big sit up front energy lol

[@Flightteam]

On god bruh 😩

[@SpoopsdaGawd]

lol Don't do Cam like that xD

[@wcm65]

@@SpoopsdaGawd he’s brilliant though lol

[@louwop1549]

Lol that was funny 😄

[@Bellavista26]

Okay lowkey this is true lmao but obviously it paid off he gives such interesting like fun facts + shit all the time; very cool that he be gettin more screen time lately :)

[@nadleyjackman4288]

Cam's eye roll when pat said people buying land in the metaverse was the embodiment of 2021's stupidity 🙄

[@cadenoelnetwork]

Literally got a PS5 last year and broke the box down after so nobody knew 😂😂 It’s funny to look back on but you really can’t trust people. All they need is an idea that you might have something. Hope everyone stays safe.

[@wonderbutterfly3]

Smh. They really should start selling stuff like that in discrete packaging to help avoid some of the foolishness.

[@AAA-Wolf]

4:01 🧏🏻 Hey Tom, it appears as if Tahir was attempting to say “bamboo” which is a plant that primarily grows in Asia. But instead he said “bam-boom” which is what Tahir yells excitedly when he finishes his daily trough. Back to you, Tom

[@JoJoDancer1024]

Tahir at sniper levels with these transitions now 😂👌🏾

[@MsChocolateTsunami]

🗣 OK PAINT YO LIFE TRANSITION!!!! that one almost made me go on the site 🤣🤣🤣 that was GOOD!!!

[@TribeofSuns]

Glad you are okay Pat

[@KiRb3yZ]

Always looking forward to Thursday’s because of this! Yes! 🙌🏾

[@shaunandshawn2191]

5:30 I thought Pat had a riot shield too 😭

[@tiffj7679]

I will never forget the day I was working retail and a dude tried to return condoms because he said they were too big 😅

[@ramonpeters9608]

Are you serious? Lmao wow.

[@SweaterGodHavina]

Patrick, we love you!!! Please be careful in these streets, with your “I don’t know how cute I am” self!!!

[@keepupwiththejones1759]

I could definitely see Pat with a shield 🤣

[@CiCiqueen30]

Pat we need you here. It may be time to bring out the flask because we can’t lose nobody else 🙌🏾🙏🏽♥️

[@MyMindsEye407]

Crime always goes up around Christmas.. they Kno you got gifts or money to spend

[@SSpectacular]

The gun scene from Cancel Court with Patrick made me look at him in a WHOLE NOTHA WAY🤭 The way he dropped the clip 🥰yaaaaassss thug P owwwwwhhh 😆😆

[@tjyouman5282]

Can you guys bring back the conspiracy corner please?

[@fellowbiodegradablehomosap2871]

Why did they stop it?

[@dominiquecopes1061]

You'll are some stand up guys! love that you guys care for the women in your squad.

[@kirkiedakingpin]

Tahir face when they were talking about people buying virtual land. I felt the same way

[@OmniCal2443]

Can I be real? I love the podcast I am now amazed most by how nothing is safe from a Tahir Moore Ad. Like idk if he ever did a show near me but I would go just to see if he does ads in the middle of a show like "hey its a weird time with covid... and to capture that time go to paint your life" you see that not even comments are safe I didn't even write that ad!

[@trinarina94]

I saw him live and he mentioned his skin care regimen, I really thought he was going into an ad 😂

[@GinGin05]

These ad transitions been super on point fam💙💙

[@bdotdub2782]

I believe Pat. Similar thing happened to me in DC once. As an experienced drinker, you know if it was the liquor or if it was something extra in your cup

[@ellissmith23]

All pats guns are bedazzled

[@O-cityKane1881]

"Rhinestone Cowboy" is the theme song for Pat when he goes to the gun range.

[@SW15H]

😂😂😂😂

[@MartianMonclair]

That transition to Paint your Life LMAO

[@marleyred301]

BROO.. why do me and Pat have the exact same gun collection 😂😭 that’s krazy!

[@MrNobodyLand]

love the podcast. been a watcher since the early add days. I aspire to have my locs looks as nice as Pat's lol

[@scarfaceaceo]

They thought Patrick was Captain America with the shield and blicky 💀

[@GilbertLeon86]

Pat Better start eating a sandwich The Booty Goons almost got him out here looking like India.Arie 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrebelfon6738]

Pat with a bow and arrow and a sword for sure!!!🏹🗡🛡🤣🤣🤣

[@tammyalbert3224]

I wake up on my off day to this every week. Love it❤️

[@VictoriousMoe]

😱 that’s hella scary Pat!! ( no pun intended) Ima need you to be more careful!!

[@beccadotelpy]

I don't listen to every DIYS so when Pat said he got roofied AGAIN, I'm like 😳🤯. Glad he's ok. Wow.

[@Lolo_Chou]

Great episode guys!

[@shannalikehannah4185]

I love this podcast but also when is spelling is hard coming back? I loved the pilot!!!!

[@bryansl0587]

I'm down for the Step It Up concept Tahir! I'm a woman, but I think it'd be beneficial. There are channels for it, but those people don't look like you, don't have your reputation. I feel like you'd reach people that aren't usually checking for that, or would if it came from a source they better relate to.

[@Levistreamss]

0:43 lol Tahir went “full” Chewbacca 😂

[@phillyjawnlolo089]

When I went to the gun range, a guy using a rifle was 4 or 5 stalls away from me and it still shook through my body.

[@mrs.h2725]

You should get comfy with your shottie Pat. It's a great home defense option. I had one a while back that was so smooth I nicknamed her Butter. Would go skeet shootin at this outdoor range near Lake Dillon in CO. Super fun to attempt target practice in the middle of a blizzard.

[@tiffanyhufflepuff]

Yay! Was just looking for this

[@wonderbutterfly3]

Pat really has to start eating before he goes places & pregame or bring his own drinks to wherever he going cause wow. Folks really trying to get him

[@Scp123-m7o]

Yeah for sure. But do you think they roofied him with sexual intentions in mind or was it to hold him hostage and get some money from kev and other comedians?

[@bellwood36313]

@@Scp123-m7o Pat's dad is a doctor.

[@Scp123-m7o]

@@bellwood36313 Damn, well that makes sense

[@raseanbryant2333]

8:52 why did Tahir turn into a whole auntie for about the next 2 minutes? Thought he was gonna throw a Yaaaaassssss in there.

[@reggiethecommenter9137]

0:00 Tahir, you’re always in the thick of it.

[@moneymanmar7662]

Nooo😭😭😭

[@r3xthaflex360]

That Shield Tho... 😂😂😂 he said that and I was like .."hold on" 💀

[@Anoobis21]

Pat would absolutely have a Gears of War Lancer if they ever made one for real

[@supahmariostyle]

FACTS

[@supahmariostyle]

Well...he hates Xbox so thats a no lol. Now if we're talking anything Link related you have something 😂

[@ShaquenaHorace]

Buy your own drinks, never put your glass down, and make sure the bartender put the drinks in YOUR hand

[@UniquelyMeAlmaLee]

All of that is good but he also has to hope the bartender isn't in on it. Pregame for the win

[@jaelingallahar1306]

Facts. My brother got slipped by a bartender in the A. He's not the type to put his cup down until it's empty and she was the only one to be near it.

[@LoniLoni11]

Yall walk the ladies to and from the cars ? Amen!

[@msmisunderstood4348]

Good morning Tahir, cam and pat

[@lemondrop8703]

When Tahir @ 00:46 said full 😭😭 I think it was the audio but she sounded like Chewbacca

[@Levistreamss]

Lmfaooo I literally just commented this same thing. I’m surprised Pat let it slide. 😂

[@tyreemackins7424]

4:06 I agree 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “I’m impressed “

[@bryans252]

Pat definitely has a katana 😂

[@dejahviews13]

I went to Vegas with my cousins and her friends and we saw a woman super drunk near a night club alone then we saw some men off to the side staring at her so my cousin went to help her until medics came. I'd never leave my friends alone we come together we leave together Bad Boys for Li.. jk but seriously I make sure at the end of the night everyone gets home safe.

[@Drea3096]

im soo mad i was right about pats weaponry i immediately said i can see pat with a sawed off shotgun (its the mustache it gives me elmer fudd vibes), a bow and arrow and I said pistol (close in size to mp 9 shield ) but that was the only one i got wrong hilarious

[@giftedlift3354]

Bruh turned into Chewbacca for a second at the 0:45 mark. 😂 outta nowhere…”Hey Bob…”

[@Tubenoob86]

It’s robbing season and thats what’s going on. Crime is always up during Xmas

[@murdoch_gaming]

That roofie stuff ain't no joke..it happened to me one time in sandy eggo...I stopped drinking for almost a year after that Stay safe y'all

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

Pat like I gotta choppa named Link that'll have you taking your last breath of the wild!

[@JVilla26]

Pat check out the citadel boss 25, i just got one.. i got 4 as well

[@nashpluto]

the shield in the Uggs lmfao

[@JustCallMeMex]

8:59 is this camera angle new or did I miss something? 🤔

[@Thegangsta00711]

4:00 Tahir said Bam Boom 😂 Bamboo

[@ellissmith23]

Pat lowkey got guns fr!

[@londiwehlongwe8842]

This is a very serious issue. I know the ladies and some men love Pat but y'all need to calm down and let the man live. Also, I'm trying to take him seriously but I died at "somebody tried to tickle my pickle".😭 Anyways sending love from your future wife in South Africa 🇿🇦❤

[@billnye7284]

Has he disclosed whether it was a woman ?

[@kaseywaldon5090]

Pat has throwing stars

[@walterblue1914]

Pat, I got the 9mm shield too

[@WhosmanzYT]

I like outside too much to care about VR lol also…the matrix man…I’m good…😂 ain’t finna have me butt booty bald nekit in a tube of liquid thinkin I’m goin baseline on Paul pierce in the 2008 finals dawg 😂

[@vc6218]

lmfaooo... im crying!! A video??!

[@allyoop3830]

Three times my lawd Pat

[@avaholloway32]

Did I miss the DIYS soundbite & intro song or did they just go straight to business?🤔

[@CASHABILLION]

So y’all said fucc da song altogether 😂

[@JuiceCarter26]

Pat got that RIA 12 Gauge AG

[@itswater5148]

Pat with a pistol and a 🛡is hilarious

[@D2_drama]

it's jus the holidays the city get crazy this time of year

[@taureangraves122]

I’m glad I’m not the only person that still ask what happened to that Malaysian flight plane sheesh

[@thizzymarley93]

Pat really casually told niggas try it 😂😂

[@bigslickphoto1519]

i was in the meta verse last night and a guy was doing a concert. it was actually pretty lit. its basically people advertising nfts, but its dope.

[@mclarengitis7703]

Guys I need help finding a clip. What episode did they use the whisper song for the intro and Pat went into a PSA about not going into the ocean? “Oh shit , Don’t fuck with the ocean - I’m really serious right now, don’t go in there … “

[@Jessicawhyte8]

Why isn't this Patrick Cloud's Studio? Isn't he the creator of Roast Me, and All Def?

[@thelongrun_3367]

Is it sad that John Wick is the reason I bought my glock and rifle?...you would think KKK around where I live would be enough but NOPE... IT was JOHN WICK 😂

[@apaige-fd7yo]

THE HIGHLANDS 😂😂

[@igetsdacheeks435]

realize eventually your not going to sign paperwork to close a deal on anything you’ll just buy the NFT to that business or house

[@tessaderr2040]

I'm off for 17 days and wanted to come to LA and hit up all the comedy clubs. But definitely staying my ass home after seeing all the news coverage and dude calling it the Purge :(

[@naomieadair5635]

Soooo...who else thinks that Pat maybe should invest in a bodyguard?? Roofied THREE TIMES!??!??😳😳. That’s terrifying!

[@whitneystutzman7634]

Who is the guy with the headphones on?

[@maventheIII]

Ad or not step it up sounds like a good show

[@JoJoDancer1024]

Damn Pat. Glad ur okay 🙁

[@VVS_VDOE757]

The print gets you plotted on all the time had to learn that from the gym

[@securitycoolyo]

Hey Pat fyi the px4 is NOT a big hand gun 😭😭😭. Try the FN FIVE-SEVEN.

[@hazel200987]

I’m probably super late but who’s the person at the bottom of the screen

[@BrianJones-dq5rh]

Jussie could’ve paid a marketing strategists $3500 and stayed out of jail 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@SadelovesJesus]

Pat is like Legolas from Lord of the rings/Hobbit. 🤣 He a beast tho

[@LoniLoni11]

That’s the same I said!! Loool