Fallout: New Vegas Beaten in Under 13 Minutes (SPEEDRUN EXPLAINED - Any%)

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This was officially my 666th total attempt for New Vegas Any%, no joke. Decided around Thanksgiving to decide to grind this run to under 13 minutes, and took about five streams of grinding. New Vegas is a really fun run, and I enjoy doing it, but it's incredibly exhausting compared to some other runs. Probably won't do runs of this category for awhile, which is ok.
Keyboard is Corsair K55 RGB and mouse is Logitech G502.
In-game time: 12:53
Real time: 14:53
Game audio only version: • Fallout: New Vegas Any...
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[@zmithyimafail8440]

What the courier does when you select "same day delivery" at 11:45 pm

[@oliverfougere6296]

Oof

[@cameronm2877]

Benny literally shot you, went to sleep, got dressed, went down stairs and you shot him in the face.

[@rizkyramadhan7230]

Karma works fast aint it

[@greenmidget180]

The game was rigged from the start.

[@Rorschach003]

Poor boy didn’t even have time to eat breakfast

[@izzelbas2720]

thats how mafia works

[@dylanmorgan2752]

The game was rigged from the start. Bada bing, bada- BLAM!

[@jackryan2612]

"take it slow now, it ain't a race" Thats where you're wrong kiddo

[@SlickSkuddy]

How dare he

[@reedman0780]

Truth is, the race was rigged from the start

[@BK-xg3mw]

“The future is now old man”

[@PerfectAlibi1]

"Take it slow now, it ain't a race." That's what she said! XD

[@yappers7038]

“And by reload dashing and quicksaving, the courier brought peace to the wasteland”

[@tdells668]

And so the Courier who cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated again by exploiting the game in a way it should not be, and the Mojave wasteland was forever changed due to his ability to travel 500 meters simply by reloading.

[@TheAllAroundShow]

T dells lmao

[@Godzilla691138MW3]

Lol, I read that in Ron's voice.

[@bob9644]

What is ur profile pic from

[@huntersmith8952]

@@bob9644 its from maximillianmus, join up today.

[@totaldestruction152]

@@bob9644 Deus Ex.

[@masterofthetear8138]

The casual murder of Mr. House absolutely killed me

[@tom_k_cook]

Hi, Mr. House.

[@badoem5353]

07:25 bye, Mr House

[@pinkertonbyweezer]

nice pfp

[@elsie8280]

Nice pfp my vaild individual

[@D0cSwiss]

The tin can House was living in spiralling as it got shot was pretty rad too

[@rottenapostle]

Hearing "Hey guys this is tomatoanus" made me shiver

[@yojirex6374]

It made me like and sub instantly

[@AbradolfLincler]

I actually paused and looked at the channel name to be sure that I heard what I heard.. tomato anus.. never thought I'd see those 2 words one after the other..

[@leeleewright7687]

Reminds me of an old GF from 2002..... *shiver*

[@masterson0713]

@@yojirex6374 me too

[@BladaTwarz362]

or puke a little bit in my case

[@somemango9587]

“Hey doc, remember that patient of yours around 15 minutes ago?” “Yeah? What about him?” “He now rules New Vegas” “Oh.”

[@masoomabatool2533]

Beating fallout new Vegas in 10 seconds kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Some Mango lol

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Masooma Batool OH MY GOD, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT? GET ON GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS! YA CHAMP!

[@apalsnerg]

@@masoomabatool2533 You son of a bitch, you're a genius! Good luck with your future attempts!

[@masoomabatool2533]

@@apalsnerg there are already traps set on other vidioes this is only one of the tens of hundreds I have put the links on the internet there everywhere.

[@sixlinemedia]

Mom: we need to leave in 13 minutes Me:

[@FlatKitten]

Fallout nv is a hell of a drug

[@auryx8039]

Me: clicking of the keyboard

[@ironnnnnn]

Six Line Media fifteen minute video?

[@an-xp7kf]

@@ironnnnnn No he means that he plays New Vegas in 13 minutes

[@angryscotsman1354]

That’s some specific time yer mother has ‘HONEY WE NEED TO LEAVE IN 0000.45 NANO SECONDS OR I’ll BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS’

[@pswynn618]

"it's more unlucky for Chet because we're gonna have to kill him and take the one that spawns on his body" how do you just say that so nonchalantly

[@Sad_Elf]

my guess is he's secretly a sociopath

[@jmarth523]

Because he can seperate reality and a video game like a well adjusted, emotionally stable person.

[@thizlam4810]

Because it’s a video game?

[@pswynn618]

@@thizlam4810 no it isn't stop replying

[@jerome96114]

Because it is a video game.

[@jproductions1739]

I don't think Chet will exactly agree with "pacifist ending."

[@winfail2239]

I dont think chet will be agreeing with anything anymore.

[@user_name_redacted]

chet shouldn't have been such a little bitch about fighting the powdergangers then

[@VortechBand]

He didn't pass the Perception *chet*

[@jacket5674]

Name Redacted I feel that way about victor, when you ask him to join in the fight he doesn’t even show up

[@11metalfan]

*angry gurgles*

[@theslavicbear4676]

He jumped over the Hoover dam. HE JUMPED OVER THE GOD DAMN HOOVER BRIDGE!

[@IsabellePinamena]

*God dam hoover bridge

[@davidsabillon5182]

I think he jumped across the dam not over it but I see you point.

[@NoObKiLlerS117]

“hey guys this is tomatoanus” 10/10 name worth a sub

[@9600bauds]

man shoots himself out of a revolver to meet new friends

[@tomatoanus]

fallout 76 is a 4/10 at best. also i misspoke near the start of the vid. endurance does not increase reload speed. it increases total health. edit: ive been asked a handful of times to make tomatoanus "merch" to sell for anyone interested. i dont really like the idea of selling stuff but caved when i came up with a shirt design that i feel comfortable with selling. there's a link in the description to the teespring page where you can buy a shirt or hoodie if youre interested. i still dont really feel comfortable with charging people a lot of money for the shirts, so i set the price to $15 for tshirts and $25 for hoodies (default price for tshirts is $23 and hoodies is $39). im not gonna be advertising the shirts in any of my videos, but at least wanted to leave a comment so people would be aware of the existence of the shirts. thanks. also fallout 76 is still a 4/10 at best.

[@oopsie3985]

tomatoanus big oof

[@хле6-ц8б]

Why?

[@seanathonhooper]

@@хле6-ц8б cause its a broken mess

[@хле6-ц8б]

@@seanathonhooper Considering every single Fallout game was a "broken mess" at release, this isn't helpful at all.

[@XxDemon23xX]

@@хле6-ц8б a broken boring empty mess

[@Akarion]

Epic gamer destroys 8 year old (game)

[@deeecks8103]

gamers rise up

[@TERMINATOR3900]

Now THIS is epic.

[@cellardoor9360]

You misspelled (Child)

[@bradleysiddeguzman6993]

Epic

[@wewuzvikangz4829]

L O L ™ stoopid feminazis

[@seanklinski8816]

"Guess that bullet musta done you some good"

[@jack_corvinus]

In a world where you can slingshot forwards at a hundred meters per second you still take the monorail to Vegas You definitely have the time to like this video.

[@doc5686]

"Pacifist run" Proceeds to blow Chet's brains out and pops Mr. House.

[@saltyshrimppasta]

Vulpes: “The eyes of the mighty- oh he’s gone.”

[@slamminjammin69]

as someone who was heavily invested in NV and worked on mods for years, i'm amazed that this run is possible without constant CTDs. those reload dashes make me physically flinch

[@vmp916]

It is cool to me that people are still cutting down the time significantly on an 8 yo game. I remember when people waited through Yes man demo

[@Eleven-Down]

Haha yes same here! Anything increasing player speed scares me, even Project Nevadas sprint function

[@TheBanana93]

It scares me to!

[@vassalofthenight9945]

Getting flashbacks to times when i would get 17 CTDs in one hour while trying to figure out which one of my new 3 mods is causing it

[@NoMoreNiceGuy1]

really digging the added comentary, much better explaining than live commentary

[@smergthedargon8974]

15:00 "Securitrans" Yes Man became Yes Woman?

[@dahliahb.7111]

trans rights were in the platinum chip the whole time!

[@GhostLink92]

"IT'S YES MA'AM!!"

[@nihoa9123]

truth is... the game was trans from the start.

[@no_opinion1065]

Victoria

[@MooseKicks1066]

How the hell do people figure this shit out??

[@Crazimo]

This game is also nearly a decade old and people have well over thousands of hours in it.

[@slayermill8621]

Having no real hobbies or friends (online "friends" don't count) helps. I'm here watching this video so not judging, just stating facts.

[@Crazimo]

Justin Miller “online friends don’t count” jUsT sTaTiNg FaCtS

[@mimigottfried8604]

@@Crazimo Well he is right. Can you go out with online friends? Have a game of basketball? Fuck? Go to a pub? Nope.

[@utterlyumbral3694]

@@mimigottfried8604 I love that you're implying that those are the only things you do with friends. Just go to a bar, don't talk to them or anything, just go to a bar lmao

[@hartincmajor202]

NCR any% is super empty. Would you ever give that strat a shot ?

[@CryonicCy]

Probably not ncr has a lot of quest that involve you traveling

[@hartincmajor202]

The record is only 10 minutes longer than the record for yes man. It's just a strat that needs more attention and if anyone were to blow it out of the water as well as increase interest in it, it would be tomato

[@kyzr5790]

anus

[@ScootyBooty]

anus

[@WEndro333]

anus

[@FelidInPetasus]

Courier: talks down one of the most powerful and badass characters in the lore of fallout Game: sunny smiles will teach you how to survive in the mojave wasteland

[@superdansilverman]

" good natured gives you five extra charisma" nice stroke TomatoAnus

[@7stryder7x23]

Oh... oh god...

[@Jazz-dh2ds]

What?

[@Skul1ManEXE]

"Endurance makes you reload faster" Nice stroke x2

[@danlorett2184]

@@Jazz-dh2ds Good Natured gives you +5 in a bunch of noncombat skills but -5 in some combat skills. Endurance doesn't increase your reload speed - it increases your max HP. He's just pointing out that Tomato made a couple mistakes in the commentary.

[@Jazz-dh2ds]

@@danlorett2184 oh, Thanks man i was really confused about it

[@MrIshmael456]

Seeing Chet suddenly get his head shot off seconds after trading made me wheeze HEAVY.

[@caesarthemonkey2488]

"Hey guys this is tomatoeinus" What "Hey guys this is tomatoheinous" Huh? "Hey guys this is tomatofainus" ???? "Hey guys this is tomatoanus" Oh, alright.

[@simonpeter5032]

Confirmed, Italian is more effective than English.

[@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw]

Most languages are

[@Caroleonus]

Confirmed by St Peter himself

[@porcamadonnachebellaluna5044]

Porcodio

[@gustavovaldivia8522]

@@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw nope

[@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw]

@@gustavovaldivia8522 "they went to the store," "ellas fueron a la tienda." "Ellas" is the word for "they," but specifically an all-women group. English literally cannot describe that in a word, ergo, for that reason and many others, it is less effective

[@brodied.6230]

I used that third person interaction glitch to loot Dad's Wasteland Outfit in Fo3 which is a unique outfit that you can't get normally since he dies and the bulkhead is between you and his body, but you can loot it off him with this "glitch"

[@7stryder7x23]

It's also used in getting all of the gold at the end of the Dead Money DLC for New Vegas. Normally, you're too encumbered to take it and live, so you just stash it on a dead body next to a wall and then you use third person interaction to loot him when you get to the other side.

[@brodied.6230]

@@7stryder7x23 To do that i usually just take all the gold and get the perk that allows you to fast travel while encumbered and use a stealth boy and sneak around the pillar to the right of the vault door while Elijah is walking to the vault and you can barely make it through the doorway without triggering the force field, it's very precise but once you get it you just have to deal with walking very slowly and you can make it out with all the bars and you don't even have to fight Elijah at all. I learned it from a KZbin video that you can probably find if you searched for it

[@TenWolf-wb7pc]

Doc Mitchell: well I'm done with my power nap after helping that courier out, let's see what's going on? *Chet is dead, legion and NCR defeated, Courier rules over new vegas* Doc: .......how long was I out?

[@anotherxyz]

Great commentary man, sometimes I watch speed runs and I spend more time researching how they runner did it than watching it. You did an excellent job explaining everything.

[@FrostedFlakes1800]

Sorry me no speaky the spain

[@byproxivods9904]

I dont speak American

[@a_single_white_female]

America is where Jesus was born.

[@s.c.2180]

@@a_single_white_female that means: america is where a big lier was born

[@hilts2568]

@@s.c.2180 you will be left behind when jesus comes back, heretic!

[@indigo3032]

a single white female so the real America is Jerusalem?

[@moth.monster]

>Italian is faster Obvs it's because mario is BLJing across the wasteland

[@jigsaucemusic]

yahoo! yahoo! yahoo! ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-y-y-y-y-y-ahooooo!!!

[@Alex-px9oy]

Speedy Courier ghosts everyone who wants to talk to him (2281, Colorized)

[@redtsun67]

"Hold it right there! How the hell did you make it past that bombardment?!"

[@SpidermanFan92]

Although I'm not speed running, that's almost exactly the route I take to get to New Vegas from the start. By skirting along Black Mountain you avoid the deathclaws that prevent you from getting to New Vegas by traveling north. In fact they will spawn in around you as a soft block to make sure you head south. I use this path because with enough luck you can gamble your way into 25,000 caps at the start of the game.

[@No-Me3]

So... what was the inspiration behind your name?

[@No-Me3]

Haha that's interesting. Some names just stick no matter how strange they may be.

[@Blank3tM0nst3r]

@@No-Me3 tell me about it...

[@No-Me3]

I don't know if I'm lucky or unlucky. I never had a nickname amongst my friends. at least not one they would say to my face, anyway, haha.

[@Mollekylen]

I just assumed he had hemorroids xD

[@jans6252]

What a great and thorough playthrough! I enjoyed every second of it!

[@senzu3509]

I dont know what you were talking about the entire time but you made me interested in your content which is what matters so you've got my sub

[@Hurtydwarf]

That NA aim though.

[@pira707]

NA is best

[@wolv51]

It took me atleast 4 months just to do all the ncr quests and finish the game, and this man just did it in 12:53

[@supflake8373]

We are gonna play in italian Me being from Italy: *happy italian noise*

[@crazypancakes7781]

Boomer Guard: "Hold it right there! Don't you move! How the hell did you survive that bombardment?" Tomatoanus: “Um, reload dash, obviously.”

[@StrawHatCowboyy]

This is the only time I’ve heard the words “tomato anus” said so casually

[@shwala]

this is by far the most informative glitchy speedrun I've watched and I appreciate that. good job tomatoanus. im subscribed now! where's your damn patreon?

[@BennyTheAzn]

I didn't even check your name and let the video play in the background and suddenly I hear "Hey guys, this tomato anus". I fucking lost it.

[@why7189]

A lot of people complain about using glitches in speedruns but personally I think its really interesting to see all the glitches people utilize for different games. Ive put so many hours into this game and barely knew any of these glitches lol.

[@brendonmcgee2341]

I subscribed as soon as I heard the name

[@haerfgvbag7050]

Sir, your gameplay and commentary are both quite enjoyable and your profile pic is adorable.

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

I hear the Securitron say "Salve!" and I'm like "I don't remember that Securitron being Legion" but then of course it's actually Italian, so...

[@JacubanGecko]

I love how Lanius and Oliver both are pegging it down the hill/bridge to meet you and you still beat them to their trigger point

[@keshonhend2047]

"Fallout New Vegas glitchless" good one lmao

[@dannyboy8t666ed]

Not a speed runner by any means but loved the vide becauce you explained everything. Thanks for dumbing it down on strats with explanation. Because i would have never knew what you were doing.

[@Proxy77777]

You catches my interest at “Hey guys, this is Tomato Anus”. I’m subbing now

[@Alusion94]

To everyone planning on looking at the comments on newest first: Don’t. Just don’t.

[@askinredroads5132]

now i want to,,

[@dr.icepick3448]

These heavy commentary videos are a million times better than normal speedruns make more of these please

[@miles11we]

I mean I agree but remember he is primarily a streamer, so taking the time to (based on how well organized his commentary is i can only imagine he writes alot of it out beforehand) write it out, record it, re record bits that were messed up, splicing it all together, etc probs isnt on the top of his lists of things he wants to do. Especially right after having 40 failed or just "meh" runs and finally getting a spectacular one.

[@KianMcintosh]

Whys the game in braille?

[@Cascade92]

My man was using whirlwind sprint the whole time

[@ICatzzz]

Ok. Now this is epic 😎👌🔥

[@whatscracklin7390]

Bolnareff did not expect to see a stardust crusaders ova profile in these comments

[@pursonality]

Man this mailman got his revenge faster than I got bored of robbing the van graffs

[@darrenwiseman9373]

Imagine being General Lee, blowing open a gate just as some fast boi takes flight over it.

[@MegaDuke1]

That was incredible! ...13 minutes without a crash!!

[@calebtheshamen7033]

I played this game for a month and stopped because I couldn't figure out why I was moving so slow constantly, turns out I was holding too much stuff like trash...

[@Kyneuron]

I love how he just shot Chet at 2:41

[@thebreathless4935]

My brother thinks that it's not how low the numbers are (how fast you are), so he thinks that he's the fastest speedrunner ever, because he "completed every mission in the entire game and the DLCs in 1 year!" Yeah, he's Shit at Fallout.

[@Lomaxxx53]

Tell him that "all quests" run it's 3 hours 27 min.

[@thebreathless4935]

@@Lomaxxx53 he thinks that the slower you are the higher up, because he thinks that in time, 6 minutes is faster than 3 minutes because the numbers are higher

[@danlorett2184]

Yo I'm not trying to dunk on your bro but you might want to get him checked. He might need to ride the short bus to school.

[@cegf3d]

Jesus you yeeted Mr. House so fast it looked like a drive-by

[@BeanDip125]

I've been checking your subs all day and I'm your 25000th subscriber

[@burgruk]

3:32 "[...] the game will, for some reason, slingshot you forward." God damn it that was the one thing I wanted to know more about! LOL

[@alexcrowder1673]

Please read this. Have you considered doing a speed run towards an alternate ending? You can actually end the game by teaming with elijah. Hoover dam is NOT the only ending to the game. The game can also be completed in dead money. There are two official game endings from the vault in the sierra madre. So why not think outside the box? What if you speed ran to the vault endings instead of too hoover dam? Just make sure to exhaust veronicas dialogue and shoot up an ncr base on your way to the expansion so that elijah is willing to team up with you.

[@smelly1444]

you had me at tomatoanus

[@rondudanur1203]

Mom: The bus gets here in 15 minutes, don't be late! Me: Yeah, I got time.

[@TheMrweirdperson]

Man, imagine working for a caravan as a mercenary just walking through the wasteland, and then you just see some dude with a magnum fly through the air at n^infinity speed.

[@ectonation9776]

hmmmm tomatoanus i se

[@moses6248]

First video I've ever seen of you, and I was fucking dying at the intro. "hey guys, this is tomatoanus" 😂😂

[@DropDeadDevon]

You have a very soothing voice. Very good commentary

[@michael.barn1243]

Imagine one of the poor sods you kill while playing fallout wakes up, and within 13 minutes kills you and takes over the entire map

[@danman1012]

I'm calling you out for a reload dash macro. I've never seen anyone not have their cursor never move when reload dashing. Never once in the game while dashing did you EVER have your cursor move at all.

[@etienne2540]

13:29 ?

[@tstststs]

If you watch the top right video he takes his hand off the mouse when he reload dashes

[@JeremyFinch42]

Me: *Collects valuable stuff I won't use, sell it to get into the strip, then use the ammo switching glitch to put 3/0 buckshot on a plasma mine to make one mine drop four mines, then use the mines to buy a fat man, use the fat man to hotkey a nuke, equip any melee weapon and then use the hot keying method to use nukes through any melee weapon* Congratulations, you now have a switchblade that one shots deathclaws.

[@Rhisk]

Caesars Legion and the NCR has been at a ''stalemate'' on multiple battlefronts for years. However , the world's fastest courier manages to solve everyones problems in 13 minutes.

[@scurvycash5823]

You did a super job wrapping things up, and i'm not just saying that because i have to!

[@AsbestosMuffins]

holy shit the reload jump/sling is much better than the leg cripple thing

[@seanmaloney9581]

The Chet part was so unexpected. Laughed my ass off

[@f4fphantomii468]

When mama says you have to go to bed in 15 minutes but got to finish your new game rq

[@FishxKnight]

Benny shoots you and thinks your dead:you five minutes later uno reverse card

[@ranibow_sprimkles]

take a shot every time he says lucky for us

[@ectoplasm9023]

Breaking news; Cazadors left terrified by a new species that seems to be stronger than even them!

[@zitr074]

“Hey guys this is Tomato Anus” Never has a video made me laugh so fast.

[@CambyBolongo]

7:23 Unseal his chamber and pop him once with the shotgun.

[@SkankHunt007]

Who has the time to discover these techniques? lol This is gold.

[@seltzcy]

Okay this is the first video of yours I’ve watched and you said “tomatoanus” and I had to rewind a few times to make sure I actually heard it right

[@spookyskeleton9816]

Love to see speedrunners have good taste in language

[@bepis2104]

>be me >”Hey guys this is Tomatoanus” >nah that can’t be right >*looks at channel name* Tomatoanus aight

[@da-slot5552]

Tricks u can do which work is reload dash over entrances to skip load screen and reload dash over nellie base and to pearls barracks skips alot saves time

[@parkerquigleypuff]

Hey guys this is tomatoanus... wow caught me off guard subbed

[@drewski2972]

Love that Binging with Babish soothing voice!

[@willywhonka]

For those who like to play games without unnecessary inconveniences like fun and enjoyment.

[@miles11we]

the running is the fun, why else would people do it if they didnt find the competition of it fun

[@chrisjustice9585]

Bruh you deserve that like.....hell have a sub for such a methodical run

[@Aelfraed26]

Nice speedrun but sometimes I can't hear what you're saying because of the game audio being too loud.