Fallout New Vegas, but I kill every NPC that interacts with me (again pt.2)

It's simple. I kill every NPC that interacts with me. That is, they interact with me, and they must be killed. Moreover, it is imperative that I kill every NPC that interacts with me. And then eat them to restore HP.
Part 1 was probably quite a bit more methodical, but here we are anyway. It's not like the challenge was ever going to be not very nutty. Truth is, the nut was rigged from the start.
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Recap 0:00
mister dwelling 0:50
NCRn't 4:40
Imperial Lesions 7:19
logicn't 12:02
Bunker Mound 13:33
Gomorrah 14:19
Moderately Luxe 15:36
Fatherhood of Metal 17:28
Great Karens 21:18
old people 24:22
literally did not ask 28:26
skirmish of water retention 29:28
John Imperial Lesion 31:09
Game: Fallout New Vegas, challenge run, PC platform.
#bestguest #fallout #bethesda

[@one_krazymofo8667]

The whole room of gamblers moaning as you kill them all one by one was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in this game

[@dungeaterfancam]

They moaned in ecstasy at the thought of the upcoming schlorbling

[@FookinIsh]

@@dungeaterfancam Take my like and never say that again.

[@membu]

@@dungeaterfancam i fucking HATE that i ever learned how to read.

[@dailysaga]

Best Guess subscribers are one hell of a bunch

[@dungeaterfancam]

@@membu you are weak and will be schlorbled with the rest

[@SinBlade06]

I'd run away too if I saw a man do an entire pharmacy worth of chems, reads half a dozen magazines in an instant, down two liters of water, and huff a weather balloon of Jet before charging me

[@crystll6581]

Most peaceful encounter in England

[@R1ddle]

😂🤣 ​@@crystll6581💀

[@admiralhipster9583]

I loved it when Lanius immediately turned tail the moment Schlorbler consumes every drugs known to man.

[@rudi_sucks_eggs]

Schlorbler even ate the magazines. He didn't read them. Bro just ate them.

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

I think the stealth boy was the reason as he couldn't see schlorbler

[@ScalyTomate]

Just imagine you are Legate Lanius for a moment. Just imagine you threaten some rando who waddled into your base, killing your soldiers. Imagine you then proceed to sprint at him with your trusty baseball bat or something just to witness how this rando inhales every substance known to humanity and transcends to a higher plane of existence to turn your meat into chicken nuggets. You'd run too I wager

[@Piercing_Mitez]

Then the fucker uploads a video about his journey with you in it as the final kill.

[@NotOnLand]

"Ugh." - everyone in the room after witnessing a murder

[@user-nl7gd6co9h]

Heck must be so desperate to find his lost son that he asked a guy that will immediately kill him when interacted with.

[@therealbestguest]

Have you seen tha-

[@swisscheeese]

Never in my fucking life have I realized I could just take my entire inventory of drugs to fight lanius

[@Monkey62403]

Usually psycho is enough for me

[@LightningDeusDax]

2:21 Ah yes, the incredible painful condition known as „Left Mouse Button“

[@user-bb8fx2yh3k]

As an ultrakill player, only LMB would be terrible and horrifying

[@TheManDude]

@@user-bb8fx2yh3kAll the keys we need are 1, E, RMB, Ctrl, space and F.

[@derekteter982]

Butt-chugging literally everything in the aid tab followed by Lanius screaming and waddling away almost gave me a seizure holy christ.

[@avocus]

Pour one out for Karl, man played by the rules and still got shlorped

[@therealbestguest]

He had ample time to not wiggle his mouth in that way, is he stupid??

[@ruby_wired]

eye contact counts, that scumbag got what was coming

[@beaksters]

23:19 - 24:17

[@qu1253]

No-Bark's "Holy shit!" will never not be hilarious to me.

[@KennyFrierson]

Now I am become Schlorbler destroyer of New Vegas

[@LungSplitter]

The real victim of this whole playthrough is Yes Man for having to put up with the Courier.

[@Dismal-]

Imagine your boss being a guy that murders everyone he interacts with, and the only reason you’re alive is because you can respawn every time you die.

[@MorshuTech]

We are blessed yet again with the most lethal courier of our age 🙏

[@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046]

The only mailman who's mortality rate is a 100%

[@MorshuTech]

@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Now thats reliable service!

[@user-dg4eb8yz5u]

He is as deadly as the bubonic plauge but well even worse.

[@B1p-]

The gamblers all sighing at you relentlessly while you laugh and scream “stop” desperately is very fitting considering you just massacred an entire hotel.

[@crackersphdinwumbology2831]

Maybe, in hindsight, it would have been for the best not to dig up a branial injury patient from a shallow grave. Lord knows what is left of those fractured neurons, misfiring through chunks of sand and dirt. Doc Mitchell really created a monster here.

[@DNGNDriver]

25:01 actually, this is a fun code interaction! If your crimes against god reach a high enough level, animals become hostile. Hope this helps!

[@therealmanguyman]

Karl staring at you in silence and visible dread and fear has got to be the best thing in this playthrough. I take it back. Lanius running away from you in absolute fear is better.

[@rebeccareturnmykids9207]

Nothing could have ever prepared me for the Legate running in fear of the Sclorb

[@QuantaStarfire]

My favorite part was when The Sclorbler went "I'm about to Sclorb!" and then schlorbled all over the legate. Thank you for this blessing.

[@LiquidKidtv]

Personally I think killing the guy exercising and Karl constitute a failed challenge they were the exact kind of people who deserved to live.

[@wernerfels7584]

Maybee Hes interact kinda with flexing His Routine i dont know

[@thesyndicatebruh]

​@@wernerfels7584 I can't tell who's having a stroke between you or me

[@jamesdjl4359]

Nothing can replenish H.P. quite like some good old Human Flesh.

[@ahorseofcourse7283]

HP stands for "Human Pleasure".

[@NotOnLand]

Human Phlesh

[@keeganmoore99]

The Virgin Flesh Eater vs the Chad Flush Drinker.

[@zanemob1429]

@@keeganmoore99Only a virgin would say this as any Chad would know that the true Chad is drinking toilet water and eating human flesh.

[@hax_6787]

Toilets are quite underrated tho

[@StraightYibbin]

You couldve taken the boat if you slaughtered the whole camp, you just walk to the boat and look at it. Me and boone have done this many times

[@thehuckleberry8349]

I'm gonna test if this is true cuz I swear to God that is not Vanilla

[@StraightYibbin]

@@thehuckleberry8349 i play on the series x so let me know if it's like not on pc somehow

[@wonder_exists]

@@StraightYibbin Definitely on PC, the first time I played me and Boone wiped out the camp and then while exploring I found the boat, then I spent an hour flailing in Caeser's camp before blowing him up with grenades at close-range because I was very underleveled

[@therealbestguest]

I discovered this recently. You can look down near the water on one of the piers, in a very specific spot. It almost seems unintentional. Love that there isn't even a boat. You just look at the water, close your eyes, and you're at the fort.

[@StraightYibbin]

@@therealbestguest the power of being a courier delivering death and friendship brought you there truly

[@beaksters]

I love how quickly the playthrough devoured from let’s avoid talking to people and keep them alive when possible, into let’s avoid talking to people but i’m worried i’ll fail challenge because I missed a single animation frame of them trying to initiate conversation so I must kill everything.

[@callmeturg1590]

Oh may. The Schlorbler got a Nice suit. I wouldnt mind me a suit like that. Oh my, i seem to have Be- *headblows up*

[@MigorRortis]

“Ugh”

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

*Shotgun blast*

[@Easton_Johns0n]

Mamma Schlorb didn’t raise no quitter, she raised a very RAD boy. Well done Schlorb, well done Best Guest.

[@t0astyloaf]

my fav part was when he feasted on flesh to restore HP

[@BootyWizard420]

He did that A LOT

[@beaksters]

31:34 I don’t think i’ve ever seen that man run for fear in his life.

[@chuckn4851]

Two of my favorite pieces of media's lesson's in one: Time is a flat circle, and War never changes.

[@GoodFreddo]

Could you imagine Schlorbling so hard, so viciously, so beautifully? The little bits are all that is left, and even they will be eaten to regain hp.

[@martintemplar3620]

28:01 "this is because I'm extremely stupid" *Blows himself up* 😂

[@pedropedreiro2972]

2:52 bro thinks Verizon provides their monkeys with abacus

[@NolDragon]

The sighing gamblers... Awesome.

[@ponyglee]

The scene with the people sighing at you really shows the true unhinged nature of your character. They might have even been making sounds but the Schwarbler couldn't restrain himself

[@MaceWindu12345]

Thank you for this video offering. The demons have ressecesed again. Don't forget to brush your teeth and feast on flesh to restore hp.

[@theartisticspartan4488]

The Legate immediately turning tail and running after watching The Schlorbler down an entire lethal dose’s worth of every chem in the game was probably the best reaction to that situation. Unfortunately , it could not save him.

[@JJ5Gamer]

I couldn't stop laughing as you had to keep murdering everybody who was sighing peak new vegas 10/10 i love this video

[@GrayFox_74]

Breaking Breaking read all about it! Local psycopath takes on every faction and wins! We now live in fear of the Schlobler and must avoid eye contact or suffer his wrath!

[@cameronsunken844]

That little jumpscare whine at the end cracked me up haha. Amazing video and can't wait to binge your videos later

[@BourbonBandit-]

This and part 1 are some of your best videos so far. The Ultra Luxe part had me in stitches. Just absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@jeefberky9101]

The Schlorbler sounds like a contemporary of the grape fruit technique

[@saintsnakech]

My dude, I found your channel literally yesterday through the “Shrinking in Skyrim” video and I haven’t been able to stop watching every video I find of yours since. Your content is immaculate and I’ve not laughed so hard and so consistently in a long time, every video is a banger. Thank you good sir, your work is greatly appreciated!

[@dievleisboom332]

17:12 Schlorbler begging the voices to stop making him hurt those innocent people, tragic.

[@Burrowbob778]

My favourite part of the video was when the Schlorbler said “it’s Schlorbin time” and then Schlorbed all over the place

[@Yuki_5431]

I could feel the disappointment in my soul every time an NPC spoke to the Schlorbler, with a heavy heart, a sacred duty still must be done. It's okay, honey, it had to be done.

[@symbiotesoda1148]

This was, without a doubt, one of the funniest videos I have seen in my life. I was literally crying at the end with Legate Lanius running around like a headless chicken while you bombed him in a drug-addled haze.

[@Commie_Safari1979]

31:33 made me commit alcohol abuse by spitting out my first sip of beer

[@YellowWeeaboo]

Part 1 of this was my introduction to you and I've binge watched your content waiting for this video. Your amazing, along with your humour and editing being perfect... I love you

[@AlexBuchud]

"No country for speaking man" an Anton schloblerugh movie...

[@Mark-zi6nt]

You're doing some wonderful stuff man. After Mitten Squad's passing every video of this nature feels magical, i appreciate these play throughs even more. Good narration and editing skills my good sir!

[@MrRasta3600]

You getting obliterated at 18:06 had me laughing for almost a full minute. 🤣

[@xyrenity6703]

I absolutely love your humor, the way you narrate your videos and have the most monotonous way of saying the most hilarious jokes ever is my favorite it's very peak yes yes

[@b130610]

I laughed more at this video than anything I've seen in the past month. This is high art.

[@JesterUK2]

Deputy Beagle's dialogue meant nothing to me before. Now when I think of it I giggle like a loon. Thanks Best Guest.

[@loppydoodle726]

I'm surprised you were allowed to just skip the "save the President" quest. What a game!

[@georgemassey6001]

Every video on this channel I’ve watched so far has made cry laughing, why didn’t I find this sooner

[@jonesite]

new strategy aquired for defeating legate: fill your veins with chems

[@rowdyronniepipe]

Thank God u dropped a video. I needed it today

[@Robokitty01]

Such a joy to see you play New Vegas Best Guest. I can't wait for more of your stuff buddy!

[@bigyam6973]

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! (Very cool video dude 👍)

[@Holden.Tudiks]

I love your videos Best Guest, always crack me up

[@Dracas42]

I love the inventive ways you come up with to thank your patrons.

[@Clayrocket]

This video is literally how I learned alcohol is a carcinogen, the more you know

[@TonioAponte]

I enjoyed this little series. Very funny!

[@Elektrakosh]

Lanius: *Threatens Schlorbler* Schlorbler: *Takes all the chems and proceed to advance with weapons* Lanius: Aiiieaaaaiiieeeaaaah!! *Runs away* Laughed too hard at that!

[@kiayaoi]

"the excellent writing from obsidian and bethesda" who's gonna tell him

[@Slicey1]

i forgot i was waiting for part 2 but now that i have it im so glad

[@AelitaVA]

Omg I’m so happy you uploaded this❤😂🙏🏻🤣

[@bojackbovine4596]

Local man single handedly routes 2 armies and is about to kill me for acknowledging him, more at 5.

[@xqm98]

17:36 THATS THE ENCLAVE. HOW DARE YOU!!!

[@silverroll2095]

Incredible walkthrough!

[@akashajones6079]

Beautiful gift for your host. You truly are the best guest. ❤

[@rone9292]

"Town's gone to hell" funny that's where you're going

[@AurraKo]

thank you best guest, you are the most youtuber out there, i love u

[@erindiir]

you are the only person who i watch play fallout keep up the good work!

[@zobenik5]

Schlobler doing the todds work, as god intended

[@yurimastermind1601]

Beautiful. Stunning. Breath taking. In all seriousness, this was a blast. Bet you regretted not going to the boomers earlier. That missile launcher would've helped a lot with the BoS.

[@HandsomePutin]

You have no idea how much this filled with joy to see in my inbox 😂❤

[@potentiallybatman6153]

Every time a new best guest vid pops up I stand up scream that there is a new vid to my girl friend then we sit down and watch while the world just seems perfect

[@JB52520]

I smile slightly in anticipation of an enjoyable video. I'm not qualified for relationships, so there's no point in emotional displays.

[@Elias-fc5xv]

6:54 Thanks for the new profile picture for discord

[@Astar24653]

i liked the part where you feasted on their flesh to restore hp

[@GeneralBoss333]

I show my love and appreciation to Best Guest to restore HP ❤

[@murkyseb]

That was hilarious, I loved when you met that final legion guy at the dam and he legged it after you consumed all the drugs

[@IamStefanFinley]

This should be the Canon new vegas ending for the Fallout TV show to reference.

[@Fallencity-io7kr]

FINALLY... best guest blesses us with another video !

[@scrapykatofficial]

Fun Fact: The quest "A Slave Obeys" is a reference to Andrew Ryan from Bioshock, even including the golf club which you murder him with. But he hasn't been around since water was the newest thing or anything, unlike Mr. House.

[@queru1ous]

16:41 - Ta-ta -Indubitably. I’m in tears

[@potatopotawto1412]

BEST GUEST IF YOU DO MORE FALLOUT RUNS HERES A TIP: HOLD THE INTERACT BUTTON TO CONTINUE DRINKING FROM A SOURCE INSTEAD OF SPAMMING IT, MUCH FASTER HEALING VERY YES AND COOL

[@thewhiskey584]

It baffles me how you don't have at least 100k subs Your content and storytelling is far more different from other people that makes this kind of videos. Your videos are simply too beautiful to watch and hear.

[@maurokoncul6856]

Chicago misunderstanding

[@DUCKYhazC00KIE]

You guys are crazy for addressing BG like that. I’ll be here minding my own business

[@ibelieveingaming3562]

Brilliant. I laughed out loud several times. 👍

[@manuelgunther135]

Most average Introvert:

[@driphella4080]

Thanks for the video, Papa! ❤

[@deftones_enjoyer]

Thank you lord for this blessed content

[@megabotvideos]

i got tired of rewatching your videos finally something new

[@bubblebea1156]

I have never seen a man skeddadle as fast as the Legate skadoodled away

[@wod5203]

The 50 BMG is one of the BESTESTEST eliminators in the game.

[@lostastronaut3632]

Fully militarized aggressive introversion Thanks papa, great video.