Fallout New Vegas, but I kill every NPC that interacts with me (again pt.2)

[@one_krazymofo8667]

The whole room of gamblers moaning as you kill them all one by one was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in this game

[@dungeaterfancam]

They moaned in ecstasy at the thought of the upcoming schlorbling

[@FookinIsh]

@@dungeaterfancam Take my like and never say that again.

[@membu]

@@dungeaterfancam i fucking HATE that i ever learned how to read.

[@dailysaga]

Best Guess subscribers are one hell of a bunch

[@dungeaterfancam]

@@membu you are weak and will be schlorbled with the rest

[@SinBlade06]

I'd run away too if I saw a man do an entire pharmacy worth of chems, reads half a dozen magazines in an instant, down two liters of water, and huff a weather balloon of Jet before charging me

[@crystll6581]

Most peaceful encounter in England

[@R1ddle]

😂🤣 ​@@crystll6581💀

[@NotOnLand]

"Ugh." - everyone in the room after witnessing a murder

[@swisscheeese]

Never in my fucking life have I realized I could just take my entire inventory of drugs to fight lanius

[@Monkey62403]

Usually psycho is enough for me

[@draexian530]

I wish Skyrim had a moment like this. I'd love an excuse to chug all those random "Potion(s) of Minor (x) Defense" at once.

[@revalution1965]

@@draexian530I wish skooma still had morrowind effects in Skyrim

[@themaddoctor1741]

Besides turbo

[@admiralhipster9583]

I loved it when Lanius immediately turned tail the moment Schlorbler consumes every drugs known to man.

[@rudi_sucks_eggs]

Schlorbler even ate the magazines. He didn't read them. Bro just ate them.

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

I think the stealth boy was the reason as he couldn't see schlorbler

[@blackjohn1303]

That part of the video fucking slays me every time I see it.

[@kenpanderz]

@@mr.cauliflower3536 i like to imagine he just watched a man with no chin consume every drug he's ever know about, and some he just learned about, in the span of a single moment and then turn invisible. he was prepared to kill and die. he was not prepared for *that.*

[@ScalyTomate]

Just imagine you are Legate Lanius for a moment. Just imagine you threaten some rando who waddled into your base, killing your soldiers. Imagine you then proceed to sprint at him with your trusty baseball bat or something just to witness how this rando inhales every substance known to humanity and transcends to a higher plane of existence to turn your meat into chicken nuggets. You'd run too I wager

[@Piercing_Mitez]

Then the fucker uploads a video about his journey with you in it as the final kill.

[@derekteter982]

Butt-chugging literally everything in the aid tab followed by Lanius screaming and waddling away almost gave me a seizure holy christ.

[@KennyFrierson]

Now I am become Schlorbler destroyer of New Vegas

[@黃宇成-g6r]

Heck must be so desperate to find his lost son that he asked a guy that will immediately kill him when interacted with.

[@therealbestguest]

Have you seen tha-

[@OleDirtyMacSanchez]

@@therealbestguest The Legion as Roman Larpers is still a THOUSAND TIMES better than a bunch of Rich Overly Privileged Prick College Kids Larping as Peaceful Protesters.

[@qu1253]

No-Bark's "Holy shit!" will never not be hilarious to me.

[@LungSplitter]

The real victim of this whole playthrough is Yes Man for having to put up with the Courier.

[@Dismal-]

Imagine your boss being a guy that murders everyone he interacts with, and the only reason you’re alive is because you can respawn every time you die.

[@LightningDeusDax]

2:21 Ah yes, the incredible painful condition known as „Left Mouse Button“

[@JohnJohn-r4l]

As an ultrakill player, only LMB would be terrible and horrifying

[@TheManDude]

@@JohnJohn-r4lAll the keys we need are 1, E, RMB, Ctrl, space and F.

[@avocus]

Pour one out for Karl, man played by the rules and still got shlorped

[@therealbestguest]

He had ample time to not wiggle his mouth in that way, is he stupid??

[@ruby_wired]

eye contact counts, that scumbag got what was coming

[@beaksters]

23:19 - 24:17

[@rebeccareturnmykids9207]

Nothing could have ever prepared me for the Legate running in fear of the Sclorb

[@QuantaStarfire]

My favorite part was when The Sclorbler went "I'm about to Sclorb!" and then schlorbled all over the legate. Thank you for this blessing.

[@B1p-]

The gamblers all sighing at you relentlessly while you laugh and scream “stop” desperately is very fitting considering you just massacred an entire hotel.

[@theartisticspartan4488]

The Legate immediately turning tail and running after watching The Schlorbler down an entire lethal dose’s worth of every chem in the game was probably the best reaction to that situation. Unfortunately , it could not save him.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Karl staring at you in silence and visible dread and fear has got to be the best thing in this playthrough. I take it back. Lanius running away from you in absolute fear is better.

[@DNGNDriver]

25:01 actually, this is a fun code interaction! If your crimes against god reach a high enough level, animals become hostile. Hope this helps!

[@dannyhernandez265]

I mean aren’t most animals already hostile? Lol geckos, coyotes, nightstalkers, big horners (if you get too close)

[@a_pile_of_VHS_tapes]

@@dannyhernandez265 they used to attack you for food and/or their own survival, but now they attack you for the greater good.

[@beaksters]

31:34 I don’t think i’ve ever seen that man run for fear in his life.

[@crackersphdinwumbology2831]

Maybe, in hindsight, it would have been for the best not to dig up a branial injury patient from a shallow grave. Lord knows what is left of those fractured neurons, misfiring through chunks of sand and dirt. Doc Mitchell really created a monster here.

[@MorshuTech]

We are blessed yet again with the most lethal courier of our age 🙏

[@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046]

The only mailman who's mortality rate is a 100%

[@MorshuTech]

@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Now thats reliable service!

[@TravisDyches]

He is as deadly as the bubonic plauge but well even worse.

[@jamesdjl4359]

Nothing can replenish H.P. quite like some good old Human Flesh.

[@ahorseofcourse7283]

HP stands for "Human Pleasure".

[@NotOnLand]

Human Phlesh

[@keeganmoore99]

The Virgin Flesh Eater vs the Chad Flush Drinker.

[@Zanemob]

@@keeganmoore99Only a virgin would say this as any Chad would know that the true Chad is drinking toilet water and eating human flesh.

[@hax_6787]

Toilets are quite underrated tho

[@Easton_Johns0n]

Mamma Schlorb didn’t raise no quitter, she raised a very RAD boy. Well done Schlorb, well done Best Guest.

[@beaksters]

I love how quickly the playthrough devoured from let’s avoid talking to people and keep them alive when possible, into let’s avoid talking to people but i’m worried i’ll fail challenge because I missed a single animation frame of them trying to initiate conversation so I must kill everything.

[@absolutezerochill2700]

16:57 Having to walk around a huge, super fancy banquet hall while slowly exploding the heads of 20 innocent people with a semi auto shotgun one by one, is both one of the most deranged things I've seen in New Vegas while also being an perfect encapsulation of the entire game.

[@Mernon4ym6661]

And its made even worse by the fact that they dont do anything to save themselves. They dont run or fight back, but they still acknowledge the schlorber rendering them as targets by the rules of the challenge

[@dievleisboom332]

17:12 Schlorbler begging the voices to stop making him hurt those innocent people, tragic.

[@callmeturg1590]

Oh may. The Schlorbler got a Nice suit. I wouldnt mind me a suit like that. Oh my, i seem to have Be- *headblows up*

[@LiquidKidtv]

Personally I think killing the guy exercising and Karl constitute a failed challenge they were the exact kind of people who deserved to live.

[@wernerfels7584]

Maybee Hes interact kinda with flexing His Routine i dont know

[@thesyndicatebruh]

​@@wernerfels7584 I can't tell who's having a stroke between you or me

[@ponyglee]

The scene with the people sighing at you really shows the true unhinged nature of your character. They might have even been making sounds but the Schwarbler couldn't restrain himself

[@Commie_Safari1979]

31:33 made me commit alcohol abuse by spitting out my first sip of beer

[@martintemplar3620]

28:01 "this is because I'm extremely stupid" *Blows himself up* 😂

[@t0astyloaf]

my fav part was when he feasted on flesh to restore HP

[@Lord_Nriac]

He did that A LOT

[@pedropedreiro2972]

2:52 bro thinks Verizon provides their monkeys with abacus

[@Jtoob-z5n]

“Ugh”

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

*Shotgun blast*

[@GoodFreddo]

Could you imagine Schlorbling so hard, so viciously, so beautifully? The little bits are all that is left, and even they will be eaten to regain hp.

[@Elias-fc5xv]

6:54 Thanks for the new profile picture for discord

[@JJ5Gamer]

I couldn't stop laughing as you had to keep murdering everybody who was sighing peak new vegas 10/10 i love this video

[@jeefberky9101]

The Schlorbler sounds like a contemporary of the grape fruit technique

[@JesterUK2]

Deputy Beagle's dialogue meant nothing to me before. Now when I think of it I giggle like a loon. Thanks Best Guest.

[@queru1ous]

16:41 - Ta-ta -Indubitably. I’m in tears

[@steelie1998]

The gamblers groaning and the legate fight at the end had me crying with laughter

[@MaceWindu12345]

Thank you for this video offering. The demons have ressecesed again. Don't forget to brush your teeth and feast on flesh to restore hp.

[@chuckn4851]

Two of my favorite pieces of media's lesson's in one: Time is a flat circle, and War never changes.

[@malachiatkinson7245]

15:16 If you know anything about this character, you know he's a must-kill every time

[@BourbonBandit-]

This and part 1 are some of your best videos so far. The Ultra Luxe part had me in stitches. Just absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@OlLaddyDongLegs]

The scene at 21:30 with the deathclaws and his head had me GIGGLIN

[@NolDragon]

The sighing gamblers... Awesome.

[@xqm98]

17:36 THATS THE ENCLAVE. HOW DARE YOU!!!

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

31:30 madman consumes small chemists monthly homebrew in 5 seconds wr before legate lanius be like oh hell naw ive seen this before not again before getting his health reduced to half in 1 hit hes like oh naw stay away from me you drug op buffed freak before dying

[@GrayD_Fox]

Breaking Breaking read all about it! Local psycopath takes on every faction and wins! We now live in fear of the Schlobler and must avoid verbal contact or suffer his wrath!

[@cameronsunken844]

That little jumpscare whine at the end cracked me up haha. Amazing video and can't wait to binge your videos later

[@YellowWeeaboo]

Part 1 of this was my introduction to you and I've binge watched your content waiting for this video. Your amazing, along with your humour and editing being perfect... I love you

[@kiayaoi]

"the excellent writing from obsidian and bethesda" who's gonna tell him

[@MegasLagann]

question; does the challenge extend to the comments section? are we to be eliminated, and then consumed for HP as well?

[@therealbestguest]

He's behind you.

[@MegasLagann]

@@therealbestguest A U G H

[@artsyhoodies]

*sigh*

[@salted_and_sweet]

Imagine being Lanius just watching your enemy down an entire bunkers worth of drugs, alcohol and such, then proceed to brutally attack you to death.

[@Mark-zi6nt]

You're doing some wonderful stuff man. After Mitten Squad's passing every video of this nature feels magical, i appreciate these play throughs even more. Good narration and editing skills my good sir!

[@spaceuncharted9781]

Schlorbler: I level up..... **Guns** Also Schlorbler: 8:48

[@bobbyferg9173]

Legate Lanius sperging once you take every drug known to man was not the final boss battle I expected to see here

[@rone9292]

"Town's gone to hell" funny that's where you're going

[@loppydoodle726]

I'm surprised you were allowed to just skip the "save the President" quest. What a game!

[@Mutant_Mods]

This is brilliant

[@pheo4156]

this series is fucking amazing. The scene in the casino with all the gamblers moaning and you laughing maniacally blowing their head off begging them to stop was peak cinema. In that moment, we were all schlorbing. earned a sub

[@derekmann8239]

17:00 When you blast that dude, does a little bit of his head go flying to the right off screen? Lmao

[@MrRasta3600]

You getting obliterated at 18:06 had me laughing for almost a full minute. 🤣

[@saintsnakech]

My dude, I found your channel literally yesterday through the “Shrinking in Skyrim” video and I haven’t been able to stop watching every video I find of yours since. Your content is immaculate and I’ve not laughed so hard and so consistently in a long time, every video is a banger. Thank you good sir, your work is greatly appreciated!

[@maurokoncul6856]

Chicago misunderstanding

[@sovietunion7643]

31:24 nothing will ever beat taking every chem in nevada directly before fighting the legate to absolutely body him

[@TheBestDoorSkeelz]

Both of these videos are absolutely amazing, and I am so glad everyone is collectively coming back to enjoy this wonderful game again. (Now as adults and not teenagers lol.) I am absolutely beginning a new run right now with the name "Chandler Bing" that is the funniest way to shit on Benny I have ever heard haha.

[@KoshTimeStepper]

Lanius: *Threatens Schlorbler* Schlorbler: *Takes all the chems and proceed to advance with weapons* Lanius: Aiiieaaaaiiieeeaaaah!! *Runs away* Laughed too hard at that!

[@Clayrocket]

This video is literally how I learned alcohol is a carcinogen, the more you know

[@playingstoryteller1]

11:30 As the good man I know your characterist I have to admit, that the person, who was killed with your fist, wasn't interacting in any way with you, that means that you did something wrong, what also means, you have to do now all over again!

[@Zero-or1tu]

7:32 You can still use the ferry even if you killed everyone, theres an entry on the raft itself you can use.

[@Astar24653]

i liked the part where you feasted on their flesh to restore hp

[@Dracas42]

I love the inventive ways you come up with to thank your patrons.

[@xyrenity6703]

I absolutely love your humor, the way you narrate your videos and have the most monotonous way of saying the most hilarious jokes ever is my favorite it's very peak yes yes

[@symbiotesoda1148]

This was, without a doubt, one of the funniest videos I have seen in my life. I was literally crying at the end with Legate Lanius running around like a headless chicken while you bombed him in a drug-addled haze.

[@murkyseb]

That was hilarious, I loved when you met that final legion guy at the dam and he legged it after you consumed all the drugs

[@b130610]

I laughed more at this video than anything I've seen in the past month. This is high art.

[@Slicey1]

i forgot i was waiting for part 2 but now that i have it im so glad

[@scrapykatofficial]

Fun Fact: The quest "A Slave Obeys" is a reference to Andrew Ryan from Bioshock, even including the golf club which you murder him with. But he hasn't been around since water was the newest thing or anything, unlike Mr. House.

[@rowdyronniepipe]

Thank God u dropped a video. I needed it today

[@SauceCurator]

16:32 the 180 degree turn killed me here

[@thewhiskey584]

It baffles me how you don't have at least 100k subs Your content and storytelling is far more different from other people that makes this kind of videos. Your videos are simply too beautiful to watch and hear.

[@georgemassey6001]

Every video on this channel I’ve watched so far has made cry laughing, why didn’t I find this sooner

[@Robokitty01]

Such a joy to see you play New Vegas Best Guest. I can't wait for more of your stuff buddy!

[@Yuki_5431]

I could feel the disappointment in my soul every time an NPC spoke to the Schlorbler, with a heavy heart, a sacred duty still must be done. It's okay, honey, it had to be done.

[@jonesite]

new strategy aquired for defeating legate: fill your veins with chems

[@akashajones6079]

Beautiful gift for your host. You truly are the best guest. ❤

[@LunarDuo]

The rate you ate everything. chems, food, water, even magazines. i havent cried from laughing so hard in so damn long

[@potentiallybatman6153]

Every time a new best guest vid pops up I stand up scream that there is a new vid to my girl friend then we sit down and watch while the world just seems perfect

[@JB52520]

I smile slightly in anticipation of an enjoyable video. I'm not qualified for relationships, so there's no point in emotional displays.

[@nunyabidness39982]

"they just had to shut up" jfc I was wheezing

[@STARST3]

FINALLY... best guest blesses us with another video !

[@DragonMasta99]

If I had friends I would show them this video.

[@dannyhernandez265]

I second that…

[@stretchingtonIII]

I chuckled, then laughed so hard i actually spit out my food and almost choked😂 this 2part has me crying and almost dying 😂

[@lostastronaut3632]

Fully militarized aggressive introversion Thanks papa, great video.

[@yurimastermind1601]

Beautiful. Stunning. Breath taking. In all seriousness, this was a blast. Bet you regretted not going to the boomers earlier. That missile launcher would've helped a lot with the BoS.

[@AWATIQ]

1:24 relatable

[@CheeseMan495]

For real

[@GeneralBoss333]

I show my love and appreciation to Best Guest to restore HP ❤

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

17:01 to 17:26 was like a serial killer being confronted by his victims from beyond the grave. He is forgotten and scoffed at, even by those who saw his face last before the darkness of afterlife swallowed them whole. A realm of feeling everything, and nothing, all at once, is more memorable than the monster who thinks he himself is the grim reaper. He isn't. He's just a poor impersonator.