Fallout New Vegas - The Gala Event

Zach talks about his bathroom and taint experiences. Dog/God is hostile.
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Weapons of the NEw Millenia
Misc Items - Use as weapons
Project Nevada
Courier Vests
Helpless Falling
Quick Hacking
The Groovatron NV
Unlimited Companions
PipBoy 2500
No NPC Compass Ticks
Dead Money Survival Gear
Dead Money Annoyance Reducer
Dead Money Immersion
Weapon Animation Replacer WAR
Classic Dialogue Options
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[@kezplays1296]

That was a rEEEEEEally good vidEEEEEEEEo, can’t wait to sEEEEEE how this journEEEEEEY will EEEEND

[@Lobblobb]

NicEEEEE CommEEEEEnt

[@nathanford2072]

GrEEEEEEat day for thEEEE commEEEEEnt sEEEEEction, am i right lads?

[@sotha7256]

Zach: tries to kill himself with C4 C4: NO

[@sokumotanaka9271]

C4: *Here's a cease and desist!*

[@addo4164]

This video just informed me that you can shoot the hologram emmiters... All these years I thought you had to physically touch them to turn them off. This mistake easily added another 2 hours of pain into my playthroughs, especially with the basement section.

[@TherealbigO1]

I feel your pain.

[@warhawk9566]

You can what!?

[@TemptationsEnd]

Then you just have me who leeroy jenkinsed my way through this DLC spamming my stinpack button

[@White_Tiger93]

RPG was meant for exploration & experiment, hating on DLC is like hating on Silent Hill game since Dead Money was meant to survival horror genre but with role-playing. complain about low ammo or stimpak? Silent Hill had those. Blame yourself for not experiment with RPG genre

[@chrisdupuis2523]

How???? Elijah literally tells you that there's emitters and that they can be destroyed, did none of you pay attention?

[@sokumotanaka9271]

For them not liking this DLC they sure put a bunch of work into the scenes they didn't need to.

[@iron54eagle]

Maximum Effort

[@noisemarine561]

Mike knows we like it so he pushes through.

[@prophetofthe20th45]

sokumo tanaka I want to like the comment but it’s at 111

[@sokumotanaka9271]

@MIKEBURNFIRE STREAM ARCHIVE Exactly and I appreciate it

[@xyrenegade]

Another man's misfortune is another man's entertainment hahaha

[@cheezkid2689]

Woke up like 20 minutes ago. Absolute gift

[@deadeyemurad7353]

ur having a great time i see :D

[@endo4137]

Same

[@TheR00k]

The Brits have the Knights that say Ni, Americans have Zach that says EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@nathanford2072]

Monty python moment

[@GreatWorkBoss]

Don't tell Zach But I bet the vault is gonna be filled with Matebas, P90s, and MP5s!

[@spacez5963]

With the amount of mods, there's no telling.

[@michaelkolano8686]

no, it's filled floor to celling with shotgun shells

[@kvant13]

Nope, it's gonna be full of Pancor Jackhammers.

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

@@kvant13 Nah, mike wouldn't be that cruel to put those there after that dlc.

[@GreatWorkBoss]

Well since they finished the dlc, nothing apparently

[@undervibes5042]

I saw EmergEncy and thought this would just be you two cackling at the meme, not gonna lie

[@thecube5861]

Last time I was this early, "Walking the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter" wasn't annoying yet.

[@tannerhancock5841]

If your speech is high enough, you can actually be a great guy and merge the two back into a singular personality. I think the requirements 100 though sadly, but I did it one playthrough and he didn't remember me anymore and was super confused as to what had happened

[@elijahjarman2837]

It's sad, but it's the best outcome for Goddog

[@secretbaguette]

Its 85

[@ralcogaming7674]

That's actually terrifying. Imagine fighting a nightkin and all of a sudden he says "dog out of the cage" and starts eating your friends and tearing people apart.

[@Darkjonny79]

Yeah, best ending is definately when Dog and God merge into one new personallity. It's such a fun ending. Kill Dean and Save Christine, best endings.

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

I go for the exact same thing for you because it seems Dean Domino's such a hard to save person in that dlc, you can't make one negative remark about him, or press any barter options with him.

[@mavelll8103]

Save all like a good courier

[@Darkjonny79]

@@mavelll8103 I don't save Dean, because his personality is so mallicious. He betrays you if you show him up even once. How do you think he'll be on the Strip? The world is better off without someone like him, especially when you consider Vera and Sinclair both died due to Deans manipulations. So for me, he's better off being killed, a silent hologram is too good for him.

[@rickrogan2355]

Not only is Dean hard to save, his reason for doing everything he does is because he's a petty little bitch.

[@tgagaming1354]

Whenever I watch these guys two things come in mind Big guns and big booms

[@Brando216]

if zach only knew what type of man dean was. he would never consider the thought of sparing Domino

[@anonymousanomaly5676]

Don’t worry. Zach messed up talking to dean making him feel forced to work and whatnot dean will try killing Zach and mike and they’ll have to kill him

[@elijahjarman2837]

I did once, only because I was a nicer person

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

Zach's dragging the skeleton like "Oh I know, I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! "

[@Arcane_10_out_of_10]

Zach's story sounds like one of Billy Knight's jokes. (The comedian located in New Vegas strip) "I went to the doctor because I've had this itchy rash on my taint. Turned out the doctor was being an ass. Ding dong!"

[@Griff_The_Wild_One]

I leave for Basic on Monday wish me luck.

[@oj3774]

Oh, you poor, poor bastard Godspeed and good luck

[@roachdoggjr9421]

Hope you don't end up at Fort Polk!

[@jester4057]

Marines or Army?

[@Griff_The_Wild_One]

@@jester4057 Army

[@Griff_The_Wild_One]

@@roachdoggjr9421 Same

[@samuelwrite4389]

Knowing Zach has next to nothing in his inventory and his carrying capacity is so high, that gold is as good his

[@JnEricsonx]

I had to cheese it so badly to get all the gold out in one playthrough.

[@Gackt4awesome]

4:00 the Ren and Stimpy reboot is looking great!

[@sparkslegends7482]

You should have made Dog/God emerge together forming a new personality.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Not possible at Zach's low speech.

[@yocapo32]

@@DIEGhostfish I'm also pretty sure he doesn't have the requirements to, since he mostly used God all game.

[@DIEGhostfish]

@@yocapo32 You don't have to use both, you can just use speech.

[@buckstop]

Would it be Gog or Dod?

[@sparkslegends7482]

@@buckstop, I think Gog because it sounds more like a supermutant name than Dod.

[@AClockworkHellcat]

Ah yes, the taint. Also known as the grundle, the perineum, and the Great Wall of Buttchina.

[@GIANT406]

Can anyone tell me what’s Zach build? I wanna see what it’s like to be an Angry Veteran with half a brain and a smoking/vaping habit and an unending desire to die.

[@tanith117]

Cowboy, repair, shotgun, explosives

[@cymond]

Dean "don't try to get into the casino without me" Courier: last one to get in to the casino

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Watching this at work. That moment Mike said he popped the zit my manager yelled "YES" , in perfect timing, because he was watching a hockey game

[@PunkRaider]

Just do what I did to recover health without Stimpaks. Drink toilet water 😂

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

Them's Good Eatin' makes this DLC a cakewalk, honestly

[@PunkRaider]

@@hallowedbeyourdays honestly I just used that to maximize the amount of prewar money I brought back to the mojave. 25,000 pre war money which translates to 250,000 caps

[@apatheticlungs1577]

@@PunkRaider you can also sneak past Elijah with all of the gold if you don't mind hobbling around for a while.

[@PunkRaider]

@@apatheticlungs1577 i did that too. All 37 bars 👀 no turbo or glitching required

[@apatheticlungs1577]

@@PunkRaider Hell yeah! No dead money, teaching me no lesson! I'll never let go!

[@paged5927]

Best birthday present I could ask for!!!!!! A new episode of mike and Zach adventures in new Vegas

[@cymond]

One day, Mom was standing in the bathroom when a man steps out of the stall. She starts laughing and says "I think you're in the wrong bathroom." He looks around, and says "then why are there urinals?" Mom just about died of embarrassment. It's one thing to walk into the wrong bathroom, but it's a whole other thing to walk into the wrong bathroom and then start mocking the people in there. True story.

[@phycodude101]

The grim adventures of Zit and Taint. God I love your random stories.

[@XSaintsofDoomX]

When are we gonna get our next Campfire Story? I need more relatable information about y’all’s armed forces experiences

[@Revenant-Will]

Zach is going to screw up in the basement I’m calling it now.

[@lukestacey9250]

Dropped everything to watch this

[@benbland3160]

Yea I was talking to my crush and just said I gotta go my 2 favourite youtubers uploaded 😅

[@infernalmaster9991]

@@benbland3160 lies

[@benbland3160]

@@infernalmaster9991 it’s not but that’s your opinion

[@tyrannisrex8243]

@@benbland3160 don't give in to the horny, come back and join your New Vegas brotheren.

[@Crspss]

including your pants?

[@Dubdan09]

Spent the last 2 weeks watching from '01 goodsprings' was looking for the next vid then realized I had caught up 🤣 honestly some of the best vids I've ever watched 👌

[@techpriestemily]

With high enough speech, you can actually make Dog and God merge into one being. It's pretty neat.

[@OmniBedlam]

That's the thing about Dead Money, man. When you finally get to the casino, you're already so fed up with this DLC that either just rush to get through it, or go back to an older Mojave save.

[@dragonheart7337]

and Zach continues the trend of immediately losing everything when he decides to gamble. Great work!

[@PilotTed]

I remember this scene, and I hated the fact there were so many ghosts in the casino, I just wanted a damn brake from them

[@Bread_Lord]

The siara madre casino looks like a ps2 upright

[@DIEGhostfish]

Is it the annoyance reducer mod that makes it possible to just shoot the emitters instead of needing to get up point blank and switch them off with repair?

[@TheAussieBlue]

you can shoot them. I've shot them all the time. I didn't even know that approaching them and turning them off with Repair was an option.

[@jesser1070]

3:25 that sound familiar, what song is that?

[@mrbreach1013]

Fun fact: Zacc is a rookie poet to the Dead Money lore

[@Cloud-hc8uu]

rookiEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@unstable01]

I really hope Mike has a save of the good end

[@engineerdutchman5080]

Looks like Zacghgccgh is slowly gaining immunity to C4

[@dustingoodwin6675]

Imagine how irritated zach would be if after waking up security took everything again

[@Superumouyun]

[Detonates C4] [Doesn't die] Aw, it was a dud.

[@dr.bright6272]

I actually managed to convince Dog and God to merge into one being. In the process they lost their memories.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The vest ending is imho the one that fuses Dog and God. Somehow brings together the parts of a person, so different, yet needing each other.

[@ohmnohm6442]

Zach is mad to be here while Mike sounds as happy as can be

[@Southern_Crusader]

Zach was absolutely driving over Dean Domino.

[@marcusmcclain3251]

DONT GIVE UP, SKELETON

[@saint4901]

I like to imagine that time machine is just Mike activating Bites The Dusto or even Mandam

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

Wait.. you're.. you're telling me I could've shot the fucking emitters instead of doing it mission impossible style, and just sneak over... GOD DAMN IT!

[@aflyingrat3969]

Who’s mclafferting now! Screams mike just before executing Elijah

[@willmorris622]

I love these videos thank you guys!❤️

[@mickyflint]

Dog ate the collar so he'd need to pull on his belly or the mother od all laxitives. Also if your speech is high enough you can cure dogs split mind by fusing the personality making a normal person but without eithers memories

[@tezlaactual6582]

I'm more impressed of the effectiveness of the casino security both inside and out

[@fatherAmadeus]

...Now the title makes sense.

[@LuC-k777]

Nothing like having ball ache

[@Kraigen44]

Didn't know the terminals ran on dialup connections

[@jackpyro5830]

Wasn't expecting this today NICE!

[@brokenbiscuit3609]

Man, hearing Dog beg is so fucking sad 😔😔

[@Mattsothelioma]

Everyone has that irrational fear or silly thing they’re afraid of doing by accident… for me I was reminded of it by the story… I am *terrified* that I’m going to go by one of those bathrooms with no doors just two separate hallways that lead to the gendered bathrooms… and I’m terrified that one day I’m going to be so tired or distracted and autopilot myself into the wrong one by accident because of distraction or weariness…. To this day I tend to check once I sit in a stall like “Wait did a do a stupid?” And now I just told the entire Internet that…. Why did I do this?

[@Adogwithashotgunreal]

Just like in MGS3 Zach has blown himself up so many times that he's immune to it

[@JackTheR3aper]

blackjack > roulette. So much easier to win at cards than predicting where the bloody ball will land.

[@mattc2731]

taint rash and zits..........goddamn you i haven't laughed that hard in weeks thank you mike and zach.

[@lefteron6804]

If anyone had it coming it's Dean.

[@justin2308]

I kinda want to imagine those four women who walked in were all fans of the channel. 😂

[@chriskoloski32]

Imagine if Zach found out how much crafting would've helped him out

[@JnEricsonx]

9:30-I think we've all been there at least once.

[@ashwolf2006]

To Zach i would highly recommend that you trap that old SOB Elijah inside the vault. your not the only who hates that guy.

[@Yaboimiles22]

There should be a evil Zach and Mike playthrough

[@SuperZajara]

Honestly sierra madre feels like boat chapters in Berserk, its still berserk but holy does it drags forever

[@ClownSahdovah]

if you have good enough speech you can bring both of the super mutants personalities together into one again i only managed to do it once

[@xramusx7116]

Love you guys !

[@anonymousanomaly5676]

It’s good they saved the mutant but they didn’t get the best ending for him, which would’ve been the two personalities merging into one. But they got the 2nd best ending for everyone. No they’ll have to kill dean and then most likely help out Christine. Unless they fuck it up somehow

[@Nobody-js2og]

Wait im now just realizing something... Dino.. Dino.. Where have i heard that name?

[@jamarcusblackwood3888]

Zach singing JXLremix of a little less conversation

[@matthewwood9009]

Witch branch of the military should I go

[@Alte.Kameraden]

You know grenades would of done wonders here. I make sure I get the Mad Bomber perk before doing this DLC so I can convert MC Ammo into MC Grenades. Makes dealing with those holograms idiotically easy as you just toss them in rooms with the emitters.

[@chriskoloski32]

I never had it in me to kill dog. I always had him and god reconcile and combine back into one

[@dinowarrior8939]

Was he singing cult to follow

[@blacongaming588]

I almost pooped myself listEning to all those EEEEEs.

[@macasaurusrex4863]

And my day is infinitely better

[@ascottishbloke5480]

5:23 way ahead of you boys

[@krishall6775]

I wonder how they'll react once they reach the vault

[@NexusDex]

Why do i hear hardbass in my head?! Is it the hat? Is it me?

[@samuelwrite4389]

A bit sad they didn't care to find all of the vending machine codes but considering Zach lost all of his chips...eh seems like it balances itself out

[@joddylol]

You guys should make a podcast

[@bobsnuggles6447]

It’s about to get even harder

[@White_Tiger93]

What happened when Fallout 4 came out? While the game does allow me to play the sniper and assassin archetypes that I love in shooters, it rubs me into the problem I've had with the game's overhaul to Skills ever since I heard the news about it. That you're dependent on Perks to build your character, unlike Skills of past games where you could specialize in a few and make yourself very good at one thing very quickly, with Perks to round out the rest. Stat requirements are perfectly realistic and actually help define characters strengths and flaws. One of the big reasons that F4 sucks balls is the simplified SPECIAL system where anyone can wield any weapon, it doesn't matter what your strength is, or your perception, etc. Here is the problem with Bethesda's approach to the lore of Fallout. When Micheal Kirkbride created the lore of modern Elder Scrolls he wanted the lore to be "open source", kinda like D&D, for anyone to edit, mess with and have fun with. Problem is Bethesda does that same approach with Fallout's lore which is more set in stone. They keep wanting to use the Elder Scrolls formula with Fallout and it just doesn't work no matter how hard they try to make it so. The difference between Morrowind and Skyrim is in the genre. It wasn't just taking away a stat system - it was a change from adventure RPG to action-adventure. The change in factions is terrible, I agree. Even in Morrowind I hated how I could become Archcanon of the Temple - surely there's someone more qualified! Why am I, a foreigner, head of a House whose lands could altogether make a formidable kingdom in their own right? Sure, general implication is figurehead status, but why not just make it to where the supporting councilman uses me to seize power themselves, thank me generously, and tell me I should go on my merry way? I don't need to be the head of everything. So you see, Morrowind kind of started that special snowflake in faction thing, but not to the degree of Oblivion or Skyrim. In Oblivion they at least tried to make it sensible - you replace the Gray Fox so the last one can resume his life, you personally save the Fighter's, DB and Mages Guilds so you maybe deserve the top rank, and the stories along the way were fun...but mantling Sheogorath? That's where it began. Power fantasies are where the money is these days, probably because of the great recession and the fact that the vast majority of gamers will never have any real acclaim or power in their lives. I'm the Arch-Mage and everything else because irl I'm a part-time retail associate and the best I'll ever hope for is a private psychological practice in 20 years, but I can become the fucking Arch-Mage in a few hours if I want with minimal effort. I love Fallout 1 & 2. I really like Fallout 3 & Fallout New Vegas. F*ck Fallout 4. To me the newer Fallouts feel bigger but are so watered down compared to the originals. I can create a character in either of the first 2 games, I can go explore and beat the game. Then a week a month or a year later I can go create another character, beat the game again but have a different experience. I'll get different quests depending on my build, or I can solve the quest a different way or different dialog options maybe meet someone new. In the newer games in doesn't matter how you build your character because everything will be the same. To me role playing depth in a role playing game is important. If I want to role play I'll play the first 2 games. If I just want to walk around a open world I play the newer ones. Completely missed the nostalgia bait thing for New Vegas and saying that as a criticism. Whoever wrote that post forgot that Fallout 3 blatantly fuses the plots of the first two games, uses two of the most popular factions of the first two games for no other reason than they are the most popular, brings back characters like Harold for no reason, and has GECK as a plot macguffin because Fallout 2 did it. This is easily some of the biggest nostalgia riding i have ever seen. Still having a ball with Fallout 4, but goddamn do I wish Bethesda could let Fallout be its own thing away from the design sensibilities of Skyrim. Not even Elder Scrolls, just Skyrim specifically. Not a fan of the perk tree. Not a fan of stripping out Skills. Not a fan of the voiced protagonist despite the fact that his voice work is really good. I love the way Bethesda builds game spaces, and I love the way that they approach exploration, but the landmark to quest ratio in this game is pitiful. Replacing good, honest content with radiant quests is just bad. Not good at all. The Father of Fallout, Brian Fargo once stated. Nov, 1st. 2015. "If Fallout ever begins to feel like you're playing a different game than what was originally planned, then it's not a Fallout." "On 20th November 2015, Brian Fargo was interviewed about some of his works as current head of InXile Entertainment. One of such comments was that he seemed to dislike how the current holder of the Fallout title was taking Fallout out of its roots and leaning the genre into parts that Fallout was trying to avoid being back in 2003" Backstory is done to help prevent things like plotholes and inconsistency, while you might not see a lot of the back story for a character or location (unless you are playing bethsofts games where everyone tells you their life story...) it serves a VERY important purpose. The people in FO3 don't have reasons, motives, ideas, or a past. They are just there to give you some sort of goal in killing or collecting things. TBH the only character in FO3 I liked was Moira and even she was flat, but at least she had an interesting personality and voice. It's no wonder RPGs haven't really evolved in two decades. It's easier to call voice acting and choice of perspective "evolution", when what cRPG fans really want is a game that offers many more opportunities, mimicking how tabletop RPGs work. Evolution is being able to tell Constable Owens that some bandits are going to rob the bank, instead of simply refusing a quest from a shady Argonian and being unable to warn the guards about it. Evolution is being able to electrocute the water an NPC is standing in, as opposed to electricity doing jack shit. Evolution is being able to plant C4 by a cliffside and cause a shitload of rocks to fall onto the enemy camp. Evolution is being able to blast open the shitload of doors you see in fucking New Vegas, but of course you can't because this retarded way of making games means you have to make a bunch of buildings with nothing inside of them and which you cannot access.

[@DaNationKingGaming]

Hey Zach and Mike, will you guys being playing Wasteland 2 & 3 anytime soon? Just asking as it it would be an interesting watch.

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

This stories are always hilarious

[@peytonwilaon7257]

"A single spark and this whole place will burn" everybody who has ever played this *shoots*

[@fwhagads]

Just gonna say right now, when Elia tells you to go kill your team, I really just started to hate him even more. The reason for this is because most people at this point in the DLC, have no reason or little reason to kill any of them! Plus, he still plans to kill you later! I really fucking hate this guy!

[@nickelakon5369]

Elijah tells you everyone will get out if you just do what he says, the moment he said to just kill the other people wearing the bomb collars I knew he aimed to do the same to me

[@anonymousanomaly5676]

Zach will quickly get greedy in the end. So listen if you want to reward and all of it give some to mike and don’t go thru the entire terminal. And sneak past Elijah do not engage him.

[@holymongoosesbj2035]

Seriously the only time I'm not depressed is when I watch you guys play fnv, love u guys!

[@bramweenink7697]

also in other news. Zach/Mike really should have just done some off screen blackjack to get more SM chips to buy stimpacks and the like with. might make the whole thing bearable to Zach.

[@themaddoctor1741]

Imagine trying this on hardcore difficulty

[@ralcogaming7674]

This dlc is hell in hardcore, you take continuous damage when outside or exposed to the air of the madre. Luckily companions dying just kill you too so it's not a huge shift.

[@themaddoctor1741]

@@ralcogaming7674 wait what? I’m currently playing hardcore, the irony

[@jesser1070]

This is pretty cool

[@onixrobot2031]

Is it in the hypocratic oath to look at another person’s taint? Because that would be hilarious lol.

[@librarianseth5572]

Homework can wait, this is more important! .... .... still not Valkyria Chronicles 4, though...