Fallout Sues Westworld, Halo TV Show Myths, Projectile Hamsters - Pregame Discharge 41

[@xSmuggen]

"Dad...mom said you left for cigarettes...but you came back" *tear dribbles out of eye*

[@Zubatticus]

These are fun! I'm glad I stayed subscribed to Destructoid.

[@DoomBulge]

This is amazing! The last time a dad walked out of my life, he never came back!

[@derth4]

I actually did miss you. You're the only reason I subscribe

[@JacobHillSBD]

"It's not a bug, it's a security measure" -Todd Howard

[@TheFluffernutter12]

"Did you miss me?" Yes. You're the only reason im even subbed

[@Alastor343]

missed you daddy

[@VerdeMorte]

Takua DIDN'T WE ALL?

[@Emilstekcor]

I did miss you

[@RogueCrocodile]

Oh man that bit about the mortality orb slays me

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

We shall await the Woden's Day, the day of the All Father.

[@EpiczzWTF]

I thought you agreed you werent gonna talk about semen,but then again this is you we're talking about

[@GuyNamedGray]

Hey Dad how was your trip to the corner store did you get your smokes and lottery tickets?

[@DTOID]

He ran hard and fast. He thought he escaped. But we were faster.

[@GuyNamedGray]

Destructoid holy shit. I never expected to get a reply. Keep him locked up, that slippery bastard needs to stay put.

[@991yugioh]

Destructoid You better have a swimming pool full of bitches for him while he works there. Something bad happened last time when there was no swimming pool full of bitches.

[@wellguesswhatIthink]

Too real

[@ironavenger5210]

Only subscribed to this channel just for Lyle.

[@DTOID]

so did we

[@ZackXevious]

Destructoid lol. Hiring Lyle was a stroke of genius, and I hope your higher-ups realize this.

[@ironavenger5210]

Destructoid 😸

[@CezrDaPleazr]

Is this what its like when dad leaves for cigarettes? I'm glad you came back.

[@DoctorDisasterDracula]

It's okay Lyle, I never needed an apology anyway.

[@madhatterhimself181]

[That one Pokémon X & Y meme with the hobo-king and goth-Floette]

[@emperorskulls]

Why does this channel not get enough views!?

[@DTOID]

WHY!??

[@RainbowDash3l33t]

Oh thank god I can stop finding my news on my own like a fucking farmer

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Nice to know Step 2 is in effect right now for lyle

[@crunchyeater]

That was hilarious and you've got yourself a sub

[@godofcrap42]

Wait- hold ze fucking frog legs- JIM CAREY AS EGGMAN?!

[@JeffB6000]

pretty much the only thing this channel is good for

[@AbadonXXX]

it is not vile, it is lyle now to call hammond and call dad to play ball

[@Awsomeisimo]

the discust of bluerocracy is shared

[@StringsNStrands]

Chaos orb reference tho!

[@Ebonarm]

We're back to weekly boys!

[@PlasmaSnake3]

I've missed these

[@Leprosyyyy]

The fact that you didn't rhyme the word vile with Lyle left me greatly disappointed in you

[@ivang5874]

My body is ready

[@TobyDeshane]

YUO HAS BEAN MIZZED

[@PowerArmorV113]

Ahh, after Warframe and Methodone, this is the thing I miss most next.

[@pancakerzzz]

Wait you mean the Gears movie was canceled? But I wanted to see Marcus' dad!

[@calebdrobnick4874]

I NEED THESE IN MY FUCKING EYES FASTER THAN YOU ARE PRODUCING THEM.

[@Demonanimator]

I can eat all the weedajuana i want in my state. As long as bureaucrats get to eat all my fucking money in return.

[@kastiffia9431]

Don't call it a come back because I prefer to finish in a full head of hair.

[@goblinoftheyear7407]

I am a beast of simple pleasures. I see Dad, I click.

[@Gat720Dua]

When did Lyle started working with you guys?

[@Bigiboi2006]

I just love dad so much. so I feel it's time to sell all my worldly possessions, sleep on the ground like an asian, and make my living on my back to support him via patreon... He can always have more kids, but there will only ever be one dad.

[@waveman8330]

Honestly, Lyle is so fucking good that this show needs to reach more people. Work something out with Destructoid to get this on your main channel or something dude.

[@ZackXevious]

Missed ya Lyle.

[@MrShoe321]

Weekly again omg!!!! Please give Lyle a bigger format on Destructoid!!!!

[@notkivic7060]

Remember the Half-Life movie?

[@FacetiousAF]

haha yes algorithm if you're reading this make sure you know its ad-friendly for the kids

[@dektoide2567]

cool

[@scrustle]

They already made two Halo TV shows. They were bad.