Fallout: The Frontier - Last of the Bleeders

[@chriskoloski32]

Zach joins a hunting lodge, then cries when he has to kill one of the most commonly hunted animals because they breed like crazy

[@DanteTorn]

TBF hunting in Fallout usually involves spooky mutated monsters, not rabbits.

[@ariabritton9669]

rabbits breed like crazy and most are ugly as hell up close. they also overbreed themselves. foxes are annoying little shits, and steal food and supplies from people camping, plus attack farm animals like chickens.

[@3asianassassin]

@@ariabritton9669 Hey, there's a reason rabbits breed like crazy, its cause predators like foxes and coyotes eat them a lot. They breed like that to offset how many of them die. When you wipe out the predators to protect your livestock, their prey boosts in numbers. You won't notice too many rabbits in a healthy ecosystem, you will in an ecosystem where the predator species were killed off by either ranchers or idiotic sport hunters with playdoh for brains.

[@rya3190]

@@3asianassassin They're having trouble in Australia with rabbits, cause they don't have any predators, even going as far as to make the world's largest fence to keep them out...and a war with the ostriches...and loosing babies to dingoes.

[@3asianassassin]

@@rya3190 their feral hog problem could easily be solved by reintroducing dingoes where they're gone, those dogs know how to hunt them effectively. The only dingoes alive now want nothing to do with humans anyways, AFAIK.

[@Twitser666]

I used to be friends with a guy that was in Iraq. When you meet him you would think that's how he lost his leg, but he lost it after he got out and was working at a ski lodge. They gave him the wrong info/directions during a white out blizzard and he ran into a wall, it devastated his leg. Only nice thing was the lodge had to pay for his injury. Zach's story at the end reminded me of that guy.

[@snowboundmage]

Mike and zach when the frontier was steeped in controversy: Let's be nice and not fuel the fire Zach now that the dust has settled: I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE

[@PhoenixOfArcadia]

Come on now, Zach is always like that.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

And now that he has played Fallout Dust.

[@somedingusidk1242]

Zach has eaten the comically large bag of salt 2 times now but when he wants to die he doesn't

[@DanteTorn]

1: Holy hell that self harm joke from Mike was edgier than usual. 2: I like how Zach's expression of his own name is progressively becoming more black metal font.

[@NateVHVT]

When did he switch to death metal Zach? I remember he was saying 'Zank' for a while.

[@dr.bright6272]

Went from slightly phlegmy to Eldritch

[@Texo_McKevo]

Can’t wait to see Zachs reaction to the over powered gun that Mike had got.

[@duskthewolf9884]

The quote unquote "God Gun" he shot Dog Meat with?

[@Texo_McKevo]

@@duskthewolf9884 yes

[@sledetheirishwolf]

Zach gonna be like thats going on the gun rants

[@MrKt25]

What gun ?

[@Texo_McKevo]

@@MrKt25 the gun Mike shot Dog meat with

[@jonasdrejerjensen]

oh, thats the guy the raiders yelling "We got a bleeder!" is talking about!

[@sargesacker2599]

“Call the doctor we got a bleeder!”

[@stephano1019]

Dr. Hurt looks like a chubbier version of Arcade Ganon

[@filipinorunemaster24]

Practically yelled that out when I first saw him in the video

[@stephano1019]

@@filipinorunemaster24 Damn

[@unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083]

I literally looked at the man and thought that he was Arcade, and then my opinion of the mod dropped

[@AusSP]

The Man In The Iron Mask was an actual real person who existed, and died in prison. Except the mask wasn't made of iron, it was black velvet. He's made numerous appearances in fiction, mostly as the main plot of the last part of the third d'Artagnan book by Alexandre Dumas, the first book being The Three Musketeers. There are several movies that adapt this book. It is not a sequel to the film, The Three Musketeers, having completely different casts, directors, and even production studios - one Disney, one MGM - but both films being adapted from novels in the same series. Hence, d'Artagnan, and the three Musketeers, are it's protagonists. The middle book received much fewer adaptations. And I don't think anybody has ever been in adaptations of all of the series. Not that they adapt most of it - the third book is itself often considered several books. It's huge.

[@NerzJansch2]

FYI unless i mistook that story for a similar one: the masked prisoner was a french prince/part of the frech royalty. His identity has been confirmed not to long ago, but i forgot who exactly he was. According to the study i read he was mostlikely imprisoned as he would have inherited some important title or even been crowned if he hadn´t dissappeared

[@AusSP]

@@NerzJansch2 Yeah, I don't know about "confirmed". There are a variety of different theories, some with more evidence than others.

[@Aisland_Shuster]

Last Pathfinder was eavesdropping on Zack singing.

[@Pratt_]

The quest writing in this mod really seems to be terrible sometimes, I mean by how many people the sentences "I come from a vault only inhabited by doctors and psychiatrists (who are doctors too but ok). My last name is Hurt, yeah my parents didn't think I would become a doctor (because parents choose the last name too I guess?)" had to be validated during the development of the mod to end up in the final draft?? You guys are honestly the only reason I'm still aware and somewhat interested about this mod even though I will probably never play it. Love your videos! Keep it up!! I can't get enough of it I'm sure I'm not the only one!

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

To be fair, Hurt could be his first name. What I want to know is how an Only Doctors vault ~works~. Who does maintenance? Cleans the place? Runs security? Does literally every other job a vault would need to survive? I guess the answer could be 'robots', but still...

[@filmandfirearms]

@@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 Between Auto-Docs, Mr Handys, and all the other unnamed robot models, you could have a Vault of all fluffers and it would still function. Though, obviously, there is the question of how they managed to keep it a Vault of only doctors. After 1 generation, at least 70% of the population would want to do something completely different from what their parents did. My mom is a social worker and my dad is a carpenter, and I turned out to be a gun builder. There is no genetic component to what profession you'll want to go into

[@JustDevon1]

One of my teachers once told us the story of how he almost got shot. Basically he had been tracking a deer for a good while maybe a few hours, anyway what he didn’t realise was that someone else was also tracking a deer nearby. So as he was checking to make sure he was still on the deers trail he turned around to see a guy pointing a gun directly at him, turns out the fella had thought he was a deer and gotten really close because he was apparently a “terrible shot”. Just goes to show you that there are some dumb people in the world

[@NerfMaster000]

I mean, this is why hunters wear bright orange vests when hunting, to prevent this from happening. Well… most of the time.

[@cymond]

I've heard many stories of hunters just shooting at sounds in the woods, assuming it was a deer. Mom forbid us from going into the woods anytime near deer season.

[@purpleblah2]

Dick Cheney moment

[@filmandfirearms]

Try being an RSO at a trap range. I had to throw out so many people for bringing loaded guns to the firing line while I was down range during a cease fire. To make matters worse, I could always tell when someone was going to do that, and I would make sure to clearly explain before I called cease fire, even if everyone else on the line was a regular, and every single time I had someone where I felt that was necessary, they did it anyway

[@candiedskull9841]

"Bleeders": feels like someone saw the old warrior orc encounter in Skyrim and wanted to write a whole questline about it, filled with lots of awkwardness.

[@ff-pj3de]

It's not like that encounter is dumb in a setting that is actively at war and also full of deadly morlock-elves, fanatic zealots who replace their hearts with plants, dragons, vampires and otherwise bandits and wayward necromancers. You'd think that dying in combat would be easy in skyrim.

[@spiritualmelancor]

Or someone played a lot of Bloodborne and tried to retro-fit some of the concepts to fit in Fallout.

[@plantainsame2049]

​@@ff-pj3deYou would think, but it wouldn't be because the universe is actively against what you want to happen

[@MF_JACK]

I think the werewolf is a reference to the song "Werewolves of London" seeing as the hunter was named Alexander Warren and the singer of Werewolves of London is named Warren Zevon.

[@aaronbosen6743]

Also, the thompson gun makes sense in that context, because Warren Zevon also had a song called Roland the headless Thompson gunner.

[@percher4824]

"How many references can we shove in here" the quest

[@Alex_Tango]

@@aaronbosen6743 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHWqdapqfLyWnJY

[@thehammerofben5603]

As an active duty military member: that song in the intro really reasonates with me at literally any given moment of any given day

[@DanteTorn]

Hang in there, man.

[@seankent7608]

The song that Zack after the radio announcement is something I would sing if I was in a great mood.

[@DIEGhostfish]

1:30 I think yeah it's an adaptation of the third Three Musketeers book. And it's a REALLY good movie.

[@baaa838]

how the hell is your comment 1 day old while this video was posted 8 minutes ago

[@ollijames7926]

Explain yourself time traveler

[@joevenespineli6389]

@@baaa838 This again!?

[@TheBonesMalone]

Patreon

[@DippKlippGuy]

22:20 Who knew Zach hunted with Dick Cheney!

[@eren34558]

Running Gag...Zach would rather die of falls or radiation poisoning than get into a power armor

[@Aisland_Shuster]

Zack keeps impressing me with his reference-catching.

[@bentspoon2879]

Has anyone noticed the Paralagis looks like the ass blasters or shriekers from the Tremors series?

[@TheDiloEmpire]

Please could you provide a timestamp for when that shows up?

[@kaindracula2662]

Would I be right in guessing Zach is not exactly enjoying the Frontier?

[@fyrehawke]

He's said it a few times that he's gotten bored of the mod.

[@acreativename7999]

Yea, don't blame him though. The writing is wattpad fanfic levels at time

[@finnthecheese2846]

Zach's hunting story is exactly why I don't hunt on public land. I hunt on a private lease where we all discuss where we're going and what spots we'll be at the day prior and the morning of the hunt

[@holytoast9279]

I love how that Zach mentions the most dangerous game aka Hounds of Zaroff which is an amazing story

[@Biodeamon]

"these bunnies didn't do anything wrong" zach has never seen watership down

[@PilotTed]

Or Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@RoastedPheasant]

Funnily enough the phrase "rape and pillage" doesn't actually have original connotations with sexual assault. Dave Mitchell's Soapbox on the phrase has a breakdown by commenter Nastyswimmer "Rape originally meant the same as pillage: taking something by force. It only took on sexual connotations in the 19th century. For example, Alexander Pope's "the Rape of the Lock" concerns the theft of a lock of hair. "Rape and pillage" is an example of emphasis by repetition, like strait and narrow - yes, "strait" (confined) not "straight"" Course it's still up to the mod authors on which meaning they ACTUALLY meant, but still.

[@joshuadonnelly1978]

Power armor from the sky! PRAISE THE MONOLITH!

[@Zach_Hazard]

PRAISE BE THE MONOLITH!

[@cruzaider5339]

Zack reminds me of Raul sometimes because Raul says that he's a "walking dictionary"

[@brentbutter]

Crusaders is just a name in the game just because you hear one word in a post-apocalyptic game doesn't mean they understand what the word actually means

[@GreatWorkBoss]

Everytime Zach utters his name he further descends into madness

[@sandyv4819]

All the more fun!

[@tomsawyerpiper9412]

Ooh, a new episode of the Frontier series. Delightful! It reminds me of the hunt!

[@GunNutproductionsOG]

Zack “Sure I’ve irradiated myself and gave 200 caps to a dude who calls himself ghoul Jesus but putting somebody else’s blood into me that’s where I draw the line”

[@CrockettYT]

The crusader questline was the only actual fun I had in the mod.

[@Alex_Tango]

Well you see the redhead literally talk 6 lines and said "republicans bad", what would you expect?

[@FAL_Enthusiast]

@@Alex_Tango She means the NCR not the Republican Party. Still dumb writing though.

[@Alex_Tango]

@@FAL_Enthusiast still think is to specific to be a coincidence plus I got feed up by the comment "they are racist"

[@nathanlevesque7812]

@@mikecampos1193 No...you just have no idea who wrote it and are filling in the blanks with whatever makes you mad.

[@Max-ke3ty]

Funny how that works, considering it's the only "storyline" with no structure, just some unrelated missions thrown together.

[@creakydabomb]

KZbin thinks this is Fallout (1997) How dumb must a bot be to make this blunder... At least it knew it was Fallout.

[@K4RN4GE911]

*looks at Night Stalker* "Why are you shooting these guys, they don't hurt nobody!" Not everyone has the Animal Friend perk, Zach.

[@dr.bright6272]

Last Pathfinder: you want to help me? First I must give you some sort of blood disease. Zach: NOPE! I'm out!

[@adfdasdfadfadsfareae]

Pretty sure the "parasite" is from Cloverfield.

[@PobortzaPl]

Hound named Zaroff... Just when they get into Hunters Lodge they see a dog that's a reference to "The Most Dangerous Game". Oh, great!

[@longvocadosr.6139]

The earliest I've ever been to an upload. Today's gonna be a good day :D

[@Waskomsause]

Ngl, Zach's story is why I ONLY hunt on private land, with people I know. I also know if I had heard shots coming AT me, that I'd have likely found the place it was coming from, REAL FUCKING FAST, and likely have shot back out of reflex, which is a really BAD reaction btw, but danger makes me angry for some reason and answer makes me want to make the danger to stop.

[@dylanbeauhart9936]

You are not Scarlets type. Her: custom face, custom hat, clearly made to attract the player, if she's not a companion someone is wasting their time designing her.

[@phantomshotgun9223]

best intro ever. first a radio report about a game who killed a man in cold blood several years ago, and was making a recovery after near death, then fade into Zack cheerfully singing how he wants to die and how life sucks. XD

[@DrainoMyBraino]

The Crusader's questline is prob the best of the 3 imo.

[@PilotTed]

I have been hunting multiple times and never been mistaken for a game animal like deer, but I do worry it can happen, so that is why I always wear my hunting orange. I did get peppered by birdshot a few times on this one dove hunt a while back though. One of the fellow hunters were shooting at some dove that were flying in our direction, since its birdshot, nothing really happened, felt like someone threw sand at us, but it was annoying. I hope I never get mistaken for any game animal though, that wouldn't be fun.

[@liberationenabled4593]

16:40 "I'm gonna eat your heart!" in Russian

[@dr.bright6272]

Cannibals as well?

[@krackinwise2123]

I respect that Zach wouldnt shoot the rabbits & foxes.

[@jessie20049]

Sometimes you have to do a throwback Rock me like a hurricane (shotgun)

[@sokumotanaka9271]

I hope zach is getting some good therapy cause I'm kinda worried about the jokes he makes.

[@AHopelessSemantic]

Strangely, the Crusader questline is the sanest (and quickest) in The Frontier. It (can) work out way better for the NCR than the NCR's own questline.

[@cymond]

19:10 The "paraplysis" or whatever it's called looks like a Grabboid from the Tremors series. To be specific, it's the evolved form seen in Tremors 2. Zach should watch the Tremors series. Burt Gomer is a bit of a legend in the gun community. He's a spoof of us, but we can laugh too.

[@PeanutButterParker]

I love how predictable 90% of the mods are in this game if you just have the ability to READ

[@natusz109]

"A Tommy gun's not a rifle" No but it is a long gun or if it's semiautomatic is a sbr.

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

definitely thought Zach’s Leonardo Di Caprio joke was more in reference to The Revenant😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

becoming blood brothers by using lab samples is actually pretty smart. Could even become remote blood brothers. And a beast? couldn't they just punch a super mutant or something...

[@White_ops_arcade]

The only thing I learned from Zack is that if I ever find out that I’m going to Fort Polk and it still is retarded is zack says I’m jumping off the nearest bridge

[@xyrenegade]

Goodluck, thigh-speeth

[@White_ops_arcade]

@@xyrenegade I don’t need it

[@AdventfatherGaming]

Fort Polk doesn’t just suck. Louisiana as a whole does. Avoid it at all costs.

[@Thesquareandweird]

@@AdventfatherGaming that one beneigt place across from the cathedral in new orleans is pretty cool.

[@chadcox5488]

Friggin sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads!

[@stewartmeetball3417]

Don't play fallout.. yet never miss a mikeburnsfire video..

[@batjackgames6838]

"let's go do this so we can justifiably kill this man" Zach immediately unloads into him before mike can even finish his sentence

[@TTHJJD100]

It's good to see Zach likes to sing the same I just wanna die song as me. Self deprecating humor really creates a small world

[@dr.bright6272]

This thing just fell out of the sky and is full of goodies... Praise the Sky God!!

[@RealAaron317]

The Hunting Lodge is based on the movie with Ice Tea called Surviving The Game. Tremors 2 creature nice ass blasters lol

[@darknovagaming3626]

Paralagis: Also known as one of the creatures from the Tremors movie series

[@alexanderadkins2391]

Me, listening to this and not watching. Looks at screen 3:55 Me- AH HE LOOKS LIKE MICHEAL MYERS AND LEATHERFACE COMBINED

[@renaigh]

Oh he called you an Appendix because he doesn't need you.

[@irExron]

How much of.. everything trivia does Zach know, he doesn't stop surprising us.

[@stewartmeetball3417]

He crams fir days before video and has notes pasted over his room...lol

[@irExron]

@@stewartmeetball3417 lmao wouldn't surprise me

[@rangergrim1644]

6:45 I dunno, zach. Maybe his parents were the bad apples of the vault or something similar, doctors can be serial killers too.

[@impetus8626]

I think Zach is misinformed about the crusades

[@zacharybartolo5111]

Hmm, you know, I'm getting the suspicion that Zach doesn't want to mix his blood and shoot cute and innocent animals.

[@twinkiemonster4412]

I never noticed that Zach's carrying capacity is set to over 1000 lbs. Could literally carry a bull lol

[@The_German_empire_]

5:44 wait a second that’s a little bit non-canon I don’t know if this mod isn’t canon anymore guys

[@welkingunther5417]

Ha! But at least in this specific case, nobody knew 32 would be an actual vault at the time so it's very forgivable

[@BigChumby]

I can't be the only one who thinks the frontier is dragging on more than dead money

[@Viberac]

15:30 ( *Usada Pekora liked that* )

[@trenchcoatbandit]

love when part of cathullus influence made everybody hack

[@TheShalomstead]

Remind me to never hire “Zach and Mike Bounty Hunters” to protect my garden and my chickens!

[@tincat2347]

16:08 Calm down there Dr. Evil

[@toolatetothestory]

Zach has good taste in movies as far as I can tell. Man in the Iron Mask was really good. Also, thank you Zach for not hurting innocent Bunnies. Bless you.

[@brycevo]

So glad to see Zach again

[@JayHog1992]

Zach couple episodes ago: (Straight up murders Wyatt, even exploding his skull.) Radio: "A man was shot and *near death*. Imagine if Wyatt really WAS dead... On a serious note, I think it's a programming thing, because Zach ended the quest by giving him a stimpack, so the game acts like he might live, the game didn't correct itself when he got shot to death after the quest was done.

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

Last Pathfinder: *You're not an assassin are you?* Zach: *Nope!* Legion Mike: *Wellllll......* Also Last Pathfinder: *I honestly thought you were a Legion assassin.* Also Legion Mike: *Oh those guys suck.....*

[@westernspy809]

Last time I was this early my ex had a pregnancy scare.

[@ollijames7926]

King

[@peckneck2439]

11:56 Supplies literally fall from the sky

[@huntclanhunt9697]

This quest is beyond stupid. This is... Special

[@unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083]

No one: Literally no soul in th universe: The Frontier, at any opportunity: If I have people casually talk about some of the worst things people can do to each other, am I cool yet?

[@michaelostergren3516]

Zach in the intro is me every morning when I wake up.

[@Hollow_Phoenix]

Zach: I refuse to kill rabbits and foxes because they didn't do anything wrong Also Zach: Man I love hunting deer Just admit bunnies and foxes are cuter my dude ;)

[@goob1791]

The most dangerous game was actually a pretty interesting story ngl

[@mareczek00713]

Wants to die - rejects a chance at blood poisoning.

[@GamerBurgerz]

we are born of the blood. made men by the blood. undone by (syphilis in) the blood.

[@themos9751]

they just got a care package from a blown up truck

[@caleb.hvac71]

zach sounds like hes never ate rabbit before

[@sneakysnek2185]

Mike your thinking ausitn powers and the " sharks with friggin laser beams attached to thier frigin heads"

[@johnharris8335]

Deer stands are on the ground. You're talking about a tree or tripod stand.

[@Biodeamon]

With how much zach was singing about wanting to die because the frontier is so cringe, you'd think seeing somebody asking if they want to die would be a great opprutunity

[@gregmarcus6752]

First thought while watching this episode; when will we be getting a musical episode?

[@BrotherMag]

Wow the gun guy has a problem with killing. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@malpal6719]

Every time I hear the hunting story. All i think about is tom lehrer's hunting song

[@damienschwartz9117]

I'm afraid of heights to but I torture myself by going on rollercoasters

[@DippKlippGuy]

19:22 Praise Mlulu!

[@warbacca1017]

Tell zach the foxes probably eat rabbits.

[@SOLAR_WRATH]

Well, looks like someone is gunna be failing SERE SCHOOL

[@Zach_Hazard]

I’d do it for survival! But not recreation.