Family Guy - "I've been trying to teach Chris how to be a man"

From the episode "Fore father".
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[@naterk9460]

I love how Peter is totally calm for the first several seconds of Chris beating that guy with the wine bottle, then suddenly looks concerned.

[@soulassassin0g]

The only reason he looks concerned is because Chris almost hit him with a bottle.

[@birbdeye]

and he's completely calm when chris beats himself with and oreo

[@frankmiranda707]

He didn’t want to get arrested so he just left. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabe_s_videos]

I don't even remember the context of the skulls in Lois and Peter's bed and that somehow makes it funnier.

[@Cazz8203]

When Peter stacks skulls in the bed, that's how Lois know something is bothering him. Cliche family sitcom situation ... But with some random WTF shit thrown in the mix

[@thescarvedinsect]

"The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. *Just like we do with the squid."*

[@gabe_s_videos]

@@thescarvedinsect That's one of my favorites. XD

[@ReubenWalton]

@@thescarvedinsectwhat is this a quote from?

[@thenigelverse1130]

Remember kids: When attempting to get a free soup, make sure the guy is actually dead first.

[@ScatteredCollector]

Thanks Nigel, now we know! And knowing is half the battle

[@gamerfury9846]

@@ScatteredCollector gi joe

[@DgardsGaming]

So that’s why my attempts never worked 🤣

[@praxisxd7473]

Finally, a video that shows what the title suggests without 15 minutes of unnecessary footage...

[@relser187]

The fact that 3 years have passed as of this comment and this is STILL APPLICABLE is fucking stupid

[@imthat1_bliss270]

lol so true

[@yggdrasil2]

Four years later and still just as relevant. People really need to stop feeding the algorithm.

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

@@relser187 5 years now.

[@fuscinula]

This only works in restaurants where you can bring your own corpse.

[@khaos5085]

Maître Renard So this won't work if the cook put a dead guy in their soup?

[@cuevagrafica]

And naked dont forget

[@AlaskanGhost]

0:14 Chris, it's an Oreo, not a V8

[@AlaskanGhost]

ÁUß Code V8 juice, try that. :)

[@AlaskanGhost]

ÁUß Code Lol, it's not my favorite either, but I was referring to their commercials where people who don't eat their vegetables "Could've had a V8" and thumped on the forehead by someone with their palm

[@jud6651]

a vehicle with an 8 cylinder engine.

[@rich1051414]

V8 makes great juice. Especially the fruit ones mixed with veggie juices. Filling though, like drinking soup :)

[@Brandelwyn]

Just remembered TVMaxwell's version :D

[@edaguilar2514]

0:33 chris's part is the funniest part of this clip

[@brf1009]

Of course your soup is gratis

[@Bekeon]

Colby Brady *drops face in soup* waiter there's a... AHHHHHHHH AGGAGAAHHHH *hits repidetly with wine bottle

[@FYAk47]

You watched the video too?

[@h.1342]

Thats dutch for free

[@ram_dan_i]

Ah someone notice it? At first i thought my audio broken, but i came here and realized its the real audio

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

ok I understand that they got dead for free food but why are they naked?

[@clowntrooper61]

They have no penis either. Do they cut that off at the morgue as well?

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

that's normal

[@clowntrooper61]

To have it cut off in the morgue?

[@clowntrooper61]

What if you're not on the organ donor list?

[@Proccito]

The penis falls off when a person is dead. Its a defensive mechanism. You know, like when lizards looses their tail.

[@kaijulord54]

I loved that part so much the first time I rewinded it over and over again and I almost laughed myself to death.

[@ironmaster6496]

thats the hardest bottle of wine i've ever seen

[@keith9020]

How did that bottle not break?

[@robquin1525]

Keith Hawkins well some wine bottles are nearly unbreackable.

[@chrisd2051]

It depends on the angle of the hit and the thickness of the glass.

[@hydradbz456]

Keith Hawkins that's exactly what I want to know, we can't all be wine technicians, or should I say: wine-ticians, LOL.

[@SmashLiXs]

unbroken bottles do more damage than broken bottles anyway

[@DanielTseng100]

Because this is family guy and the bottles and pretty much everything breaks when they need it to do so 🤣. If they need to use a bottle as a baton, it won't break even if they hit steel with it

[@AnhTrieu90]

Fresh corpse, straight from the morgue. What are you complaining about?

[@mstr293]

Haha... why can't Family guy nowadays be this funny. I "died" laughing at Chris's dead guy part. XD

[@PC-pt4rk]

Gabriel Blas Because seth doesn't write the episodes anymore

[@HyouVizer]

seth stopped giving a damn after 2011, he had two times a way out with the show being cancelled but now it's stuck with it under FOX contract ha

[@kannachan1932]

Gabriel Blas hey you

[@waffles5433]

The first 3 seasons of Family Guy were just fantastic. Major difference in quality compared to now, especially considering MacFarlene said he wanted to end it in 2011. He's not trying anymore.

[@lapcsanka]

I enjoyed it until season 8 or 9 After that is pure rubbish

[@UnoriginallyInclined]

Yeah it's turned into a shitty drama. There are exceptions but I think most tv series shouldn't go beyond 4-5 seasons

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

Voltirus SK YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

[@ronhernandez8857]

it's still a very good show, I love it and many people do

[@kazimeraz6811]

i agree with your ideology i mean clearly things have changed after season 3!!

[@ronaldmcdonaldtrump4446]

back when family guy didn't had to relie on stereotypes and celebrities most viewers dont even know.

[@Cazz8203]

Can't have a classic clip with out some cunt bitching about the difference between new and old FG 🙄

[@specops1903]

The golden years of Family Guy

[@Cazz8203]

Can't have a classic clip with out some cunt bitching about the difference between new and old FG 🙄

[@quinnfletcher3906]

Peter is wrong that is not how you eat an Oreo! You take two twists off the tops, then mash them together to make a double stuffed Oreo!

[@popper7052]

or you buy the doublestuffed oreos?

[@quinnfletcher3906]

Popper In that case I make Qudurple stuffed Oreos!

[@ThePetaaaaaa]

Quinn Fletcher in your tutorial you havent eaten a thing

[@TheWolfbay]

they dont taste as good as the normal oreos

[@TheWolfbay]

i just eat the oreos as is

[@bluehedgehog123]

Chris is a Savage XD

[@Originella]

Waiter, there's a dead guy in my-- *AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH* !! *AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH* !!

[@AriesTheBestGaming]

LMAO.

[@havokx9139]

0:14 I’m dying 😂

[@johnsnow1749]

Why was Lois packing skulls?

[@Bekeon]

John Snow Peter put them in the bed to make it look like he was sleeping

[@DesertSessions93]

skeletons in the closet

[@shabssattar3173]

U Know nothing John snow.

[@hydradbz456]

Matthew Let's play/chat what I want to know is: where did he get those skulls? Clearly he didn't just buy them at Wal-Mart, I'd be afraid of how that conversation would go: Walmart employee: is there something I can help you with today, sir? Customer: a bag of skulls, please Wal-Mart employee: I'm sorry sir, but I'll get fired for sure for that.

[@onlybrad8434]

It's Jon not John

[@KittenCat2223]

who the fuck eats an Oreo like that?

[@xxlCortez]

Men.

[@hulucthulu8577]

*real men

[@lustsans3776]

KittenCat2223 me

[@vroly8635]

Real men lick it then eat the cookie

[@Tetra392]

Real men lick the cream out of the chocolate flaps

[@rafyortiz880]

Why was the guy screaming as if he was in alot of pain 😂😂😂😂

[@colemartin6969]

Cuz he got his head dunked into soup and beaten with a wine bottle

[@menecross]

Imagine what the second "dead guy" felt. He last remembered going into cryosleep and woke up, immobilized, over a xenomorph egg ..... oh ... wrong story.

[@stephanniemorin]

Ha! I get the Aliens reference

[@S1nwar]

why is everyone talking about the morgue? i always imagined they just grabbed random pedestrians and killed them and chris didnt do it properly. they have a pile of human skulls in their closet afterall remember?

[@hulucthulu8577]

yeah

[@Bauglir100]

Then why are they naked?

[@kumardickshit1530]

@@Bauglir100 why arent you

[@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635]

This is why Family Guy from 1999 is funnier

[@foxiflakes8245]

you just eat the Oreo whole DON'T WASTE THE COOKIE IT'S CALLED OREO COOKIES FOR A REASON

[@Hextator]

He left off the part where you dunk the remaining cookie in the milk and then eat it, thus completing the unnecessarily complex cookie eating ritual. I personally pull the cookies apart, eat the one that has no icing on it, possibly remove the icing from the other, then repeat this several times until I can make a giant pile of creme sandwiched between two thin bits of cookie and really _feel_ the diabetes entering my mouth. *_I'm really feeling it_*

[@foxiflakes8245]

whatever I just dunk it and eat it whole

[@irishhuskie2585]

BarcelonaFan WakaWaka You're a disgrace to the Oreo-eating public! Away with you!

[@animefan2454]

BarcelonaFan WakaWaka my guess chris smack his face with the glass of milk.

[@animefan2454]

ChicagoDomer2596 ya traiter.

[@lordberly]

Did the waitress says "gratis" ??

[@rajamuhammadamin5765]

Berly Tannyono Putra Indonesian

[@omerozel4716]

Berly Tannyono Putra Gratis as in for free in germany

[@lordberly]

IKR, it also means "free" too in Indonesia

[@PureDiamondLife]

also means free in spanish, "gratis"

[@farhia1769]

also means free in Norway

[@arvy7765]

Fun Fact: This is Seth's least favourite episode

[@AlkisenSuper]

Random I don't understand why. It might not be one of the greats, but it still has a lot of great jokes!

[@khaos5085]

Random Seth had a dead guy in his soup once.

[@andrewsutherland133]

this is so messed up-but i cant help but laugh

[@andrewsutherland133]

same, born dec.99

[@ruffruggednraw]

At 0:38 Modern family guy would have extended that sence along with blood and gore effects

[@phousefilms]

Lmao, the Oreo scene is so damn funny to me.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

Why won't he stop screaming? Hit harder!

[@frankmiranda707]

That wine bottle is very strong not to break

[@gutsonthemic5261]

man i swear family guy was the shit back then , what happen to it

[@Cazz8203]

Can't have a classic clip with out some cunt bitching about the difference between new and old FG 🙄

[@MichaelMixerMasonGASS]

CazzSDMF They would definitely still do this scene in the new seasons too

[@anotherland2462]

"of course your soup is gratis" haha

[@thetrombus850]

quomire is behind jeo's back

[@RWAC685]

So That’s How You Eat An Oreo, And That’s How You Get Out Of Paying The Check? Peter Is A Genius.

[@nicolasmedina7642]

The only question greater than “where did they get the dead body” is “where did they get the guy who wasn’t actually dead?”

[@williamdeng7524]

how did they sneak the dead guys in?

[@i.m.pkirito2410]

Kirito and Millie: OH MY GOD/LORD HE STILL ALIVE 0:34

[@bran77c39]

Peter's character has change over the years back then even when peter made dumb decisions he always learned of how to be a better father and person by knowing his own mistakes, nowadays he hardly does but when does he's like "wow guess I really mess up, ahhh fuck it end the episode sayin not my problem same ol same ol, a fart joke or a cutaway scene."

[@macrons593]

It takes a special talent to knock yourself out with a fucking oreo.

[@eliebechara3811]

"Now, your turn" 😂😂😂

[@jacobb4795]

If this were modern family guy those guys would be bleeding everywhere

[@whitecastlejones7415]

How did the bottle not break

[@Bekeon]

Lord Gamer Chris probably wasn't hitting him hard enough and like nopiw said bottles are tough

[@GammaHunter]

0:14 This basically what happens when you try to bridge in bedrock

[@DoomKid]

If this was Modern Family Guy, Chris would have just kept beating that guy to death with a wine bottle.. wait a sec..

[@DANATANLOVER]

That's fucking HORRIFYING.

[@Yugiohfans11]

You know the CEO of the company that makes oreos is a dunker.

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

lmfaoo the thumbnail 😂😂

[@andrewcochran1366]

At 0:35 when Chris hits that person with a bottle and it did not break 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HOW THE FUCK THE BOTTLE DID NOT BREAK INTO PIECES

[@mraiwa1000]

Lmao this is the best

[@okamireader5]

That was morbid at the end there XD

[@cmvogt5951]

0:23 Peter: Uhh Waiter, there's a Dead Guy in my Soup

[@da_busta_chikka1195]

Lol Peter crawling away 😅

[@Shinzon23]

Damn, that dude musta been wolverine, because nothing human could take that many repeated hits to the skull before shattering!

[@spacewizard69]

😂🤣😂🤣 nice! dead guy in the soup classic family guy

[@jsmoove592]

lol thats what i do with oreos

[@budiabysmal3630]

GRATIS , Its mean FREE in indonesia

[@user-tl7ks6nw9v]

Peter:The only way to eat an oreo is to twist it lick and pull it apart. Chris: *smashes oreo in his face*

[@KingCobra12]

Where the hell did they get these bodies from lmao?

[@MysticWolfMagic]

I get that they're dead. But why are they naked??

[@User-zg1oj]

Kristy Frost Probably raped them, If Peter was dumb enough to teach Chris how to...

[@BunnyGirlMet]

THE BOTTLE OF WINE HAS NO CORK

[@RIGamers459]

I did Chris's oreo thing.

[@lel0uchvibritannia981]

What up with those skulls?

[@M0V13_M4ST3R]

0:35 hilarious 😂😂😂

[@jodiedavies3690]

The way to eat an oreo is to twist it pull it and lick it now you

[@comicfan8350]

I know Ida wasnt a person yet but why does the lady in the background at 0:18 *kinda* look like her?

[@Hannodb1961]

"Gratis"? That's an Afrikaans word! I didn't know it's also used in English?

[@il-sara-il-8377]

How does one not know how to eat a oreo?

[@robox91]

gratis

[@loganmalough2379]

0:35 hope that doesn’t count as necrophilism

[@danielwaugh2215]

um where did they get two corp-Ah! AH! A Zombie! Kill it! Kill!

[@sadladd]

Holy shit the animation is actually nice.

[@Hamish_Wright]

Yeah, it looked like something out of a Disney film

[@relser187]

Ok am I the only one that just straight up eats Oreos?? I don’t do any of that twisty crap...

[@cuevagrafica]

Sooooo.... we still pretend that dead guy under Peter table, naked bdw, wasnt there right ?

[@gubtefumcki6399]

I just use a bee

[@Snarkythecat]

Times haves changed. I killed a guy to place in my food last night. The restaurant only gave me a free dessert.

[@ryonhatcher4561]

0:07 How to Eat an Oreo

[@jonathanharris2090]

My mom never buys Oreos.

[@joshfactor1]

he does know licking is not the same as eating, right?

[@stevianmambay2121]

is he just said "gratis" ?

[@animefan2454]

Stevian Mambay it means free.

[@DY-ch4ws]

Stevian Mambay it means free in Dutch, and uhhhhhh...other..country's?

[@broken_wrists-qv9ld]

So that’s how you get a free meal? a dead body? I guess it’s a trip to the morgue 😐

[@HackingAtLife]

Chris has treated that man with such abuse

[@koronbracey1054]

0:36

[@nonamemclovenakamr.n8100]

I did the same thing to my friends 0:13

[@loading2463]

funneeh

[@vernandoe]

Sheesh

[@frann8552]

Why is peters dead guy castrated

[@kamal_fahmi]

Gratis?

[@jacksterling9258]

...So is murder just genetic in this family?

[@fujicakes_]

I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite Family Guy clips of all time. It's also quite ironic that it's from one of the worst episodes of the classic era of Family Guy.

[@Helpmereachsubscriberswithnore]

Wtf?

[@nateescobales6154]

ROTL-LOL HA HA HA HA HA ×23×24+23+24!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.

[@NayteR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angelalvarado730]

-lol-

[@rinkam2]

Ugh old family Guy is hard to listen to

[@Whiteman18277]

I love the old episodes there are more funny back then. but the new ones are more racist

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

It's un-PC humor.

[@Mythical444]

It’s always had racist jokes