I like how it went from “never have I ever” to “let’s just name impossible things so Quagmire doesn’t take another shot”
@whyme3772 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve never banged an aboriginal woman while strumming the national anthem on a Beetle’s signed guitar” Quag: “GODDAMN”
@Pharoax Жыл бұрын
And he still ends up drinking
@Pharoax9 ай бұрын
@@MrV41N how
@lickmyloafbruh9 ай бұрын
@@MrV41NHe was just pointing something out asshole
@paoerfulone10899 ай бұрын
Let me try! Never have I ever… had anal w/ Greek chick behind a pyramid while getting my ears pulled by an orangutan the middle of an archeology exhibit.
@chrisgeorge20354 жыл бұрын
I was never born 9 times Quagmire: Oh come on
@moneylover3184 жыл бұрын
I never banged a meatloaf
@cedricmartin87973 жыл бұрын
@@moneylover318 Quagmire' Oh come on! Me: Never slept with my parents
@AtlanticCoastJoey3 жыл бұрын
I've never kissed a video game girl Quagmire: OH CMON!
@jaredsaldana15993 жыл бұрын
I never did it with a transvestite Quagmire:YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
@loganweaver82513 жыл бұрын
I was never in a bisexual orgy Quagmire: OH COME ON!!!!!!
@Chirpysemperboy6 жыл бұрын
it is funny how it went from "Never Have I Ever..." to "Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes?"
@fennex75753 жыл бұрын
You should have worded it better
@paper29413 жыл бұрын
*Giggity*
@Paper_Brain3 жыл бұрын
that's what it always turns into
@chrismartin5833 жыл бұрын
@@paper2941 damn you you almost made shit pants
@BIoknight0003 жыл бұрын
Like that one episode of Mr. Show with the lie detector
@Robopercy3 жыл бұрын
“I never slept with Cleveland’s wife” **Cleveland and Quagmire take a shot**
@gaymerjerry3 жыл бұрын
Which wife did Quagmire sleep with though Donna or Loretta
@IsaSaien3 жыл бұрын
@@gaymerjerry yes
@bestshootingbigingrimey65013 жыл бұрын
@@gaymerjerry Loretta
@San-cs6lk3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha omg that's so funny, I didn't see that on the video!!
@villek.11453 жыл бұрын
@@San-cs6lk ikr!! xd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd6 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Quagmire's bucket list is currently.
@rhettdilley5 жыл бұрын
Rick Sanchez sounds pretty spot on
@conntoons_48484 жыл бұрын
Rick Sanchez lmao
@killianmmmoore4 жыл бұрын
Hed never slept with someone transgender (at that point)(knowingly)
@Backyardmech14 жыл бұрын
Killian Moore Brian did let him know about that after a flight to Thailand when he sniffed him down as a BCP sniffing dog. Quagmire thought he was with 3 chicks but Brian sniffed out 2.
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd4 жыл бұрын
@@killianmmmoore he bangs his own dad because of his mentally insane girlfriend.
@danielmccafferty53733 жыл бұрын
Is it a possibility that Quagmire eventually got so drunk that he's just assuming he's done these things?
@muffinchip68943 жыл бұрын
It's quagmire...
@forge41193 жыл бұрын
Its possible. But not very probable
@Eye_Of_Odin9783 жыл бұрын
This being Quagmire we're talking about, it's very likely he remembered those things VIVIDLY, unfortunately. Ya can't run from your giving a spider monkey a reacharound demon forever, no matter how much booze you drink lol
@doubleslothgaming3 жыл бұрын
@@muffinchip6894 who else but Quagmire
@mere83203 жыл бұрын
The chances are low but never zero
@gunnermoomo20802 жыл бұрын
Quagmire drank 37 beers, and at 15 seconds for the first three questions and hypothetically 6 "sips" per bottle he drank to 222 wacky things in 18.5 minutes (can't fine his weight so I just guessed 140) meaning he has a blood alcohol level of 1.36 which is nearly 4 times the lethal limit
@OverHeed2 жыл бұрын
YEAH SCIENCE!
@mrfahrenheit37732 жыл бұрын
U got a lot of time on your hands huh 🤣
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
They did the math! *They did the monster math...*
@connormclernon262 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t this depend on the alcohol content of Pawtucket Patriot?
@user-qz3hb9kk5u2 жыл бұрын
-🤓
@joeywomer3 жыл бұрын
Me: "I never did a chick in the cockpit of my airplane with the radio turned on for people to hear me." Glenn: "Oh god, this is ridiculous!"
@FuryanJedi133 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't surprise me if that actually happened to Quagmire.
@J221.2 жыл бұрын
@@FuryanJedi13 while I feel like he would do that I think his love for being a pilot and being professional about would cause him not to do that
@morganrussman2 жыл бұрын
@@FuryanJedi13 considering that quagmires a airplane pilot and of how many women there sometimes are on his flights, that wouldn't be that much of a surprise if that did happen at least once.
@DgardsGaming2 жыл бұрын
@@J221. No i doubt it, i think he would of
@masterfarr82652 жыл бұрын
I never did a guy behind the dumpster at Cleveland's deli
@Dragon668982 жыл бұрын
I love how Peter quickly glanced at Quagmire with the reach around one.
@LarrytheKing162 жыл бұрын
He probably knew Quagmire was gonna drink.
@noneofyourbuisness16798 ай бұрын
I get the feeling that, as soon as he said it out loud - even before he finished saying it - he knew Quagmire would drink. Because who else but Quagmire?
@kingpen58665 ай бұрын
I love how you made a basic observation
@minkkstarr4 ай бұрын
The Joke
@minkkstarr4 ай бұрын
That was apart of the Joke
@dominicanthony98872 жыл бұрын
Joe: I’ve never slept with Lois Quagmire: Oh come on! Peter: Wait what?
@314rft Жыл бұрын
Honestly Peter probably wouldn't be surprised. Both because Quagmire, and because Lois is apparently the hornier of the griffin couple.
@tiaaaron3278 Жыл бұрын
The timetravel episode implied Lois and Quagmire had a thing going on before Peter made his move.
@marckempe21432 ай бұрын
@@tiaaaron3278 time travel episode only implied that it only happened AFTER Peter went back the first time to make up for what he perceived as lost time, but actually ended up pushing Lois away, which is strange because Peter met Quagmire and Cleveland because of Carter this was after Quagmire was enlisted in the Navy.
@tiaaaron32782 ай бұрын
@@marckempe2143 There are clearly multiple timelines in Family Guy lol.
@hummingbirdgirl07203 жыл бұрын
I never did all the princesses in Disneyland or Disney World with Mickey Mouse watching... "Seriously guys!"
@LarrytheKing162 жыл бұрын
They never said that.
@LarrytheKing162 жыл бұрын
@DefinitelyNotACultist No thank you. I'm being honest, they never said it.
@justfassy11762 жыл бұрын
I never had a foursome with the three bears while Goldy Locks was cooking meth inside a tent In the kitchen
@LarrytheKing162 жыл бұрын
@DefinitelyNotACultist Oh
@retiredalt2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ATLBaTmAn18 жыл бұрын
So joe laughing at the end wasn't funny to anyone else but me lol
@thetealemerald3 жыл бұрын
Was to me said 4 years later
@kiratubhi91253 жыл бұрын
It was pretty funny
@lawliet22633 жыл бұрын
So do i
@ChaosX9233 жыл бұрын
Yea it was but it wasn't the highlight
@transcendentblades3 жыл бұрын
yep ... just like kronk
@maverickREAL3 жыл бұрын
"I never was named Joe." "DAMMIT" "Quagmire, what the hell did you do?" "Sometimes fetishes get out of hand."
@TazMainian20153 жыл бұрын
underrated
@JessicaGodinez73 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@wockytalkie83523 жыл бұрын
Who’s Joe😳
@JayJ95X3 жыл бұрын
@@wockytalkie8352 Joe...........Mama
@setsers12 жыл бұрын
😆
@Guntherson2202 жыл бұрын
Peter: I never cry read the Bible in a sex dungeon while a Dominatrix dripped candle wax on my nads. Quagmire thinking: Oh thank god he didn't say Dr. Seuss.
@Thunderchild-gz4gc2 жыл бұрын
That's a good one
@karenfan010 Жыл бұрын
peter: oh actually he’s reading a dr seuss book.
@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec25711 ай бұрын
@@karenfan010 Quagmire: MOTHER-!
@smithsc6549 ай бұрын
Total Lol!
@XemnasO01X8 ай бұрын
Did you get that from CinemaSins?
@soulassassin0g3 жыл бұрын
Peter: "I've never had sex with a monster from Where The Wild Things Are." Quagmire: "Come on!" **Takes a drink**
@AnnoyingNerdLoL5 жыл бұрын
Who else but Quagmire?
@Shahzad-ss1jq3 жыл бұрын
Hii
@bonedude12862 жыл бұрын
Giggity-Giggity-Giggity!
@stevenstice66832 жыл бұрын
He's Quagmire. Quagmire. Never really know what he's gonna do next. He's Quagmire. Quagmire.
@jordanwelch3832Ай бұрын
@@stevenstice6683Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggty let’s have sex!
@jimbodeek2 жыл бұрын
"I never got my thing stuck in a window while watching Lois do martial arts."
@TPDManiacXC6262 жыл бұрын
Quagmire: DAMMIT ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?! [takes a swig]
@zachhaywood15642 жыл бұрын
"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's in a window this time."
@AppleOfThineEye2 жыл бұрын
@@zachhaywood1564 "*sigh*... Ground floor or upper floor?"
@dionjaywoollaston13498 ай бұрын
@@AppleOfThineEye”both” “Damn it”
@TheFrontLines9552 жыл бұрын
Joe: I never had sex for an entire year Quagmire: Oh finally
@TheWindstorm20127 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing my ass off outta Joe's giggles. Patrick Warburton is the best "Family Guy voice" actor after Seth.
@WalshTV7 жыл бұрын
TheWindstorm2012 which seth
@hidingcrocodile2 жыл бұрын
@@zombienation7493 wtf
@LayneCobain2 жыл бұрын
I jer r ked off a Palestinian midg et until he gave me aids on my channel brotendo
@bderrick49442 жыл бұрын
I’d say Mike Henry was the second best until he got all woke
@e-122psi3 Жыл бұрын
Okay but we know Adam West dominated prior to his death.
@jays54287 жыл бұрын
I never made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs
@hellstrom42096 жыл бұрын
Han Solo: Oh come on!
@keith.gabrielson4 жыл бұрын
Jay S lolololol
@Tevincozart193 жыл бұрын
I never do the same old thing but with a animal from petsmart
@frieza22353 жыл бұрын
@@Tevincozart19 Oh god this is ridiculous 🙄
@melonmuncher38123 жыл бұрын
Impossible🤨
@NightHawk12to818 жыл бұрын
Quagmire on his 51st beer.
@jasonarmstrong57508 жыл бұрын
damn, he can drink more than Jim Lahey
@curticcarmichael35806 жыл бұрын
Did you actually count?
@christartist19925 жыл бұрын
Curtic Carmichael I did. Including the five bottles below the table.
@connorsavage-goodship48354 жыл бұрын
NightHawk12to81 now I've pressed the like button you now have 51 likes. 😉
@Ibelikemj3 жыл бұрын
Wade Boggs couldn’t drink that much
@dyea_b_tis53194 жыл бұрын
Me: I never attempted a game of badminton at a nudist beach while reciting Bon Jovi’s “Runaway.” Quagmire: *passes out*
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
Inspector Clouseau: *(drinks)*
@joshfactor12 жыл бұрын
in all fairness, that is a pretty good song
@whereschaos95214 жыл бұрын
Peter: “I never banged a chick upside down under a bridge while an Arabic guy and a penguin moon walked across the top while reciting the emancipation proclamation” Quagmire: “oh my god come on!” *drinks
@SoaringFox169 ай бұрын
I’m dead😂
@isaywhateveriwantandyougot74212 жыл бұрын
"I never saw myself being reincarnated as a condom that gets used for gay sex" Quagmire: Oh, come on!
@314rft Жыл бұрын
"Alllright!... NO NO NOT ALRIGHT!!!"
@Mistressofthelostones5 ай бұрын
@@314rftwho said that
@314rft2 ай бұрын
@@Mistressofthelostones That was Quag's reaction when he was reincarnated as a condom, only for the camera to pan out and show 2 dudes.
@MrBrando072 жыл бұрын
"I've never talked a woman out of sex." Quagmire: Finally, someone wins!
@JWesker19984 ай бұрын
"Only to talk them back into it afterwards."
@SeBa-xb3jn3 ай бұрын
@@JWesker1998Quagmire:Dang it! *drinks*
@eb73895 ай бұрын
Love how they'd never specified the things had to be strictly sexual. They could have changed argument at any time, but they just wanted to know how deep that rabbit hole went
@dvj1216 Жыл бұрын
Me: "I never did all the female heroes from Marvel with Stan Lee watching..." Quagmire: "Oh give me a break!"
@who-ny5oe Жыл бұрын
I never did the same thing but with DC females heroes O god this is ridiculous
@photonlink29473 жыл бұрын
“This is ridiculous” *What’s ridiculous is the list of what you’ve done*
@JDubs14643 жыл бұрын
It’s so nice seeing them act like real pals, it’s not Cleveland being bullied, Joe acting depressed, Peter being annoying, and Quagmire going into sex withdrawal. It’s just 4 guys messing around with drinks
@williamblue3563 жыл бұрын
Me: I never gave a rusty trombone to a hippopotamus while singing the soviet national anthem after sucking in helium. Quagmire: come on this is ridiculous!
@Boobquake3 жыл бұрын
This comment *DESERVES* to be in Cards Against Humanity.
@ScrewBallTheAlien3 жыл бұрын
I gotta ask, what’s a rusty trombone?
@buzzytrombone43533 жыл бұрын
Some stoned asshole: I uh....I never did the same thing, the other way around with Jenifer Aniston
@buzzytrombone43533 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewBallTheAlien Some sex toy the shape of a trombone
@Rangerj043 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewBallTheAlien when a guy gets a rimjob and a handjob the same time
@fidzschool29412 жыл бұрын
Peter: "Never have I done a Don Quixote with a pregnant Welsh chick while riding a horse" Quagmire: "Oh come on"
@bushidotestu19973 жыл бұрын
0:43 I love that side glance that Peter did cause he knew quagmire would drink to that
@mickwoodfield9980 Жыл бұрын
I never flew to Canada to have a three way with female tigers on top of the CN Tower while saying the Declaration of Independence in every language while Bun jee Jumping. Quagmire: OH COME ON
@ElPerverto67 ай бұрын
Joe: Where do you even FIND the time?!
@NictayzzVA4 жыл бұрын
I've never played video games for 24 straight hours without passing out "Oh God."
@Tevincozart193 жыл бұрын
I never kissed a sexy girl from auto zone take home and play with me while I have some fun. Oh, come on!
@buzzytrombone43533 жыл бұрын
@@Tevincozart19 I never did the same thing, but with a retarded secretariat at my University hospital
@jimbodeek2 жыл бұрын
@@buzzytrombone4353 "Dammit!"
@JayTowers9012 жыл бұрын
48 hours. Noob 🙄
@myang12003 Жыл бұрын
He wasted 24 hours of his life playing fortnite?
@hudzj018 жыл бұрын
Like how Quagmire did everything that they said
@DontYouLookAtMe.6 жыл бұрын
Joy Boy, its almost as if the original comment was being sarcastic.
@kstreet74386 жыл бұрын
Kyle Thomas it wasn't.
@michaelgualtieri6515 жыл бұрын
Who else but Quagmire?
@lucywong65104 жыл бұрын
such a good point
@taraungoogle84823 жыл бұрын
He's a sick man 😞 🤢
@juhaniaho66986 жыл бұрын
I never lost a game of "I never".
@sdm475 жыл бұрын
Juhani Aho *chugs the entire fucking bottle
@ozziecomedian17862 жыл бұрын
How do you win
@retiredalt2 жыл бұрын
Kek
@OverHeed2 жыл бұрын
Enters the twilight zone
@jefelix20106 жыл бұрын
Peter: I never did it to a chick at a pool while watching an interracial porn film and play volleyball. Quagmire: Oh god!
@moneylover3185 жыл бұрын
I never rubbed a koala while having a blow job done by an aborigine medicine woman in a tent on the day titanic was released in theaters
@sweetbabyrodney5 жыл бұрын
@@moneylover318 Quagmire: Are y'all doing this on purpose? (Drinks beer)
@moneylover3185 жыл бұрын
@@sweetbabyrodney ok I never did the same thing but avatar was released
@eatinganemone895 жыл бұрын
Frederick LaFrance Quagmire: aw cmon! (drinks beer)
@moneylover3185 жыл бұрын
@@eatinganemone89 alright I never shoved all 8 harry potter books in my anus while giving oral sex to whoopi goldberg
@JackPool-lq8ux2 жыл бұрын
I admire the guys for never judging Quagmire and continuing the game.
@TheDragonman104 Жыл бұрын
Peter: “I never had sex with Marge Simpson.” Quagmire: “Oh, come one! This is ridiculous!”
@TheObliviousOne8710 ай бұрын
WHAT?! HE ACTUALLY DID OR IS THIS A JOKE?
@TheDragonman10410 ай бұрын
@@TheObliviousOne87 He did! In one episode, Lois was talking to Brian about him moving in with Jillian. And during the conversation, the Simpsons bumper ad appears in the bottom of the screen and Quagmire chases after her. Then after the conversation ends, Quagmire and Marge appear back on screen where she was satisfied by Glen’s love-making. And it doesn’t end there, you really need to see the clip for yourself.
@beardedgreek90692 жыл бұрын
0:37 his face kills me every time. 😂😂😂
@CyrusShameli10 ай бұрын
Bro took too many shots
@krisseth20005 ай бұрын
I never gave a reach around 😂
@kyleschwartz25013 жыл бұрын
“I never gave a Cleveland Steamer in the White House Oval Office, while singing the national anthem.” Quagmire: OH GOD!
@nicholascarvajal2 жыл бұрын
for some reason, the transition from one beer to several of them from things Quagmire has done, the zooming out to see Quagmire’s face, and the fact that the scene then cuts to everyone just bored out of their minds , just never fails to make me laugh……
@kingpen58665 ай бұрын
The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that
@SixStringsOfHeart7 жыл бұрын
Someone should've said "I've never had sex with Lois".
@neonghoul78496 жыл бұрын
SixStringsOfHeart they'd all be lying XP
@CyrusShameli10 ай бұрын
Quagmire: OH COME ON!
@masterproductions11797 ай бұрын
Bro did all the side quests
@obdurated2 жыл бұрын
Love how I get a Jack Daniels as ad right after he passes out
@blixtm47322 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Joe’s giggles at the end wholesome af
@traintrack37619 ай бұрын
I think it’s cute and funny LOL
@justcommenting67913 жыл бұрын
I never did a giraffe than sleeped the night with the giraffe only to realize that the giraffe beside me was not the same giraffe Quagmire: OH COME ON
@gamesurvivor31294 жыл бұрын
I've never laugh like the Mark Hamill joker himself while I was drunk
@TPDManiacXC6264 жыл бұрын
Uh, Mark Hamill’s Joker? Jack Nicholson’s? Or Heath Ledger?
@sweetbabyrodney3 жыл бұрын
Damn it!
@JayTowers9012 жыл бұрын
I've been told.i laughed like all 3.
@trentroberts6736 Жыл бұрын
@@JayTowers901 nice.
@Panzrrr2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never eaten a bologna sandwich off of a bears left testicle in the Wendy’s parking lot after watching Tommy Boy on repeat on a Saturday” “ Ah this is Ridiculous “
@ericawalker76952 жыл бұрын
WTF! LMFAO!
@AaronSmith-kr5yf9 ай бұрын
I never went elk hunting in Manitoba wearing a luke skywalker wig with a chick dressed up as princess leia so when we field dressed the elk we pretended it was a ton-ton to keep from freezing to death.
@Rykyuby3 жыл бұрын
Peter: i never done it with a clown while riding a unicycle while bouncing on a trampoline Quagmire: oh come on.....
@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella12392 жыл бұрын
Rykyuby yeah some people just don't know how to have a good time.
@alneri83272 жыл бұрын
Haha
@alneri83272 жыл бұрын
@@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 wait ✋ what
@ReturnOfMoonwalk50002 жыл бұрын
Me: I never touch myself in the movie theater while Scarlett Johansson changes in the car from Iron Man 2. Quagmire: Oh God!! This is ridiculous!! (drinks, then passes out)
@JWesker19988 ай бұрын
Sounds like something Deadpool would also do.
@NintendoNexus6043 жыл бұрын
Let's see... I never did a cheerleader in the ladies' restroom during a high-school basketball game. Quagmire: Oh come on, seriously!? *drinks*
@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella12392 жыл бұрын
Millennium Gamer yeah I'm pretty sad I never did that one. Might have been fun. Didn't really start knocking out the fucking bucket list until I was 28.
@jimbodeek2 жыл бұрын
"Dear Diary, jackpot."
@jovanyt66805 ай бұрын
" Ive never had sex with a dolphin before aboarding a boat " Quagmire, "oh Gaaad"
@ariatcowboy70667 жыл бұрын
i love how they are all looking at Quagmire to see if he drinks
@kingpen58665 ай бұрын
I love how you made a basic observation
@emmachavarria93612 жыл бұрын
Fourth Season, 12th Episode: Perfect Castaway.
@ssj99lucario Жыл бұрын
Ideas: Peter: I never slept with my own mother Quagmire: Damn it. (Drinks) Cleveland: I never slept with my own father Quagmire: God Damn it (drinks) Joe: I never slept with my own father pre-operation Quagmire: Son of a Bitch (drinks) Peter: I never used a machine to clone myself, then proceed to have sex with the clone to see if it was real sex or masturbation Quagmire: You gotta be Kidding Me! (Drinks) Cleveland: I never got off to watching "Two Girls One Cup" without needing to touch myself Quagmire: for Fuck's sake (drinks) Joe: I never slept with Chris Quagmire: Fuck a Duck! (Drinks) Herbert: [in the distance] you son of a bitch
@DgardsGaming5 ай бұрын
actually he did sleep with his own father, when that one chick forced him. He did not enjoy it.
@ssj99lucario5 ай бұрын
@@DgardsGaming which is why he took a drink
@User-BlithePlanedCyprian4 ай бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@ntinosaggelopoulos67183 ай бұрын
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure3 жыл бұрын
Joe's a fake friend for asking that question about Clevelands wife. 😂😂😂
@fzerowipeoutlover6 ай бұрын
Peter: "I never gave a chick a Dirty Sanchez while reciting the Magna Carta." Quagmire: "Oh come on!"
@nyanbonecrush7 ай бұрын
"I never played Guess Who while being pegged by a russian chick for every face I flip down." Quagmire: "Aww! You got to be kidding me!"
@TPDManiacXC6264 жыл бұрын
Me: I never made love to black lady cashier who worked at a Woolworth’s in Tanzania? Quagmire: OH COME ON THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS! ^He drinks*
@moneylover3184 жыл бұрын
I never had sex with a man thinking he was a woman while Brian was a drug sniffing dog
@familyguyearrape39784 жыл бұрын
Do you work at Woolworths in tanzania
@TPDManiacXC6264 жыл бұрын
familyguyearrape No, my family and I were on a safari vacation in Tanzania and we happened to find a Woolworth’s there.
@familyguyearrape39784 жыл бұрын
@@TPDManiacXC626 now that's interesting
@sdmiii11023 жыл бұрын
We all have that one friends who’s done just about everything
@swordnboard6773 жыл бұрын
As that friend in the group, we stopped playing never have I ever, and now play scattergories instead. Otherwise I end up blacked out before anyone else
@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella12392 жыл бұрын
SDMIII: I never almost had sex with a burn victim well raping a pregnant woman and almost getting killed by another lovers crazy Vietnam Vet Marine father. Me: Ohhh come on!
@silverloony11703 жыл бұрын
I never had a four-way with identical triplets in an Olive Garden bathroom. Q - Oh come on!
@jeremytung16323 жыл бұрын
It was either this or the Loretta thing that marked the beginning of Quagmires metamorphosis from a legit ladies man to the stuff that sexual deviants have nightmares about.
@theanalogkid37633 жыл бұрын
I love the way Cleveland laughs. It’s so pure.
@traintrack37618 жыл бұрын
Oh boy he's out cold. Hey, let's write on him! XD
@PercyandSailorMoonfan20028 жыл бұрын
+Rylan The Blue Pony LOL! XD
@traintrack37618 жыл бұрын
+Paul Young 65 they wrote "Penus" and they spelled it wrong XD
@PercyandSailorMoonfan20028 жыл бұрын
Rylan The Blue Pony Then What Happened Next? XD
@pottytheparrot3107 жыл бұрын
+Paul Young 65 There's fish everywhere
@traintrack37617 жыл бұрын
+Jalen Brito at Pelican's Reef
@Hustlehology3 жыл бұрын
Quagmire is a legend among legends
@kaidiekaidie18253 жыл бұрын
This one is easy! "I have never slept with Peter's wife" Done! No more drinking for Quagmire
@jamesgravil91623 жыл бұрын
Well, there was that episode where Peter travelled back in time and changed history which led to Quagmire marrying Lois (and their children somehow all looked much the same except they had Quagmire's chin and mannerisms), but that probably doesn't count. It happened in a later season anyway. But that episode gave us this glorious line: Quagmire: "Hey Lois, I'm ready for your pie. And you made dessert! OH!!!"
@jimbodeek2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesgravil9162 Of course, Quagmire wouldn't have remembered that because Peter created a new timeline, so...
@conntoons_48483 жыл бұрын
I don’t wanna believe Quagmire experienced all of those things.... but then again... he’s Quagmire...
@314rft2 ай бұрын
I mean he's the oldest of the group by far, beating the rest by at least 15 years.
@jordanbrawley62224 ай бұрын
Makes you wonder what were quagmires i never questions
@jmentone11 ай бұрын
I can’t tell you the last time I saw a JoAnn Fabrics
@shirleyjenlion1875 ай бұрын
Peter: I never married and had sex with a giraffe, getting her pregnant Glenn: for God's sake!
@Amsosorryscotty9 ай бұрын
Peter: never have I ever slept with a one eye toad. Quagmire: AW COME ON! ( drinks) Joe: Peter this isn’t working. Peter: no! There has to be something that quagmire didn’t do. Um…never have I ever slept with a 4 arm muscle creature from that kids game. Quagmire: AW MAN!! REALLY?!?! ( drinks again) Peter: how did you…. Quagmire: excuse me for trying out new hobbies! Peter: ok…I give up…
@aaronrobles6009 Жыл бұрын
I never had multiple affairs with wookies and ewoks Quagmire:Oh come on!
@JGBsings6 ай бұрын
Me: "I never took an eighteen-year-old home and found out she's my daughter." Quagmire: "Oh, come on!"
@litafboii3 жыл бұрын
I never got caught in bed with a dinosaur by its significant other. quagmire: OH COME ON
@mickwoodfield9980 Жыл бұрын
Well dinosaurs are extinct so that’s sorta impossible
@mixatime54063 жыл бұрын
"I've never gotten a hand job from a monkey in a Switzerland Nazi uniform while perfectly reciting the Egypyian National Anthem" Quagmire: OH come on
@xxkittycatsxx4606 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Kyleplaysgames5673 жыл бұрын
I'd pretty much win this game, since I haven't done anything with my life.
@ImCerealSuperDuperCereal3 жыл бұрын
I haven't, haven't done anything with my life.
@tpbfangirl3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella12392 жыл бұрын
Kyle LOSER! L O S E ......R!
@Hk-ox4bb Жыл бұрын
Same
@314rft Жыл бұрын
Me too since I'm a virgin.
@t-dogtyler36269 ай бұрын
"I've never known an animal who slept/had sex with a family member who's transgender." Quagmire: "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
@arbknight123 жыл бұрын
The fact that Quagmire has done all those things just tells me he’s lived a rich full life.
@Thunderchild-gz4gc2 жыл бұрын
And has every std from a to z
@loganw12322 жыл бұрын
Not sure about full life, more like depressing.
@Funkadelic_Zach45792 жыл бұрын
I feel like he cheated
@Twocoolman1158 ай бұрын
Rich and full might not be the right words. Eventful though, most definitely
@kingpen58665 ай бұрын
The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that
@buzzytrombone43533 жыл бұрын
I never yanked one out in class the moment my teacher Jenifer Goldburg, wearing something from Victoria’s Secret bent down to tie her running shoes.
@JWesker19988 ай бұрын
Oh God! *drinks*
@jikihendrik42813 жыл бұрын
"I've never gotten a rusty venture"
@Son_Joe_Productions2 жыл бұрын
I never crashed a plane that was heading to Canada, then leaving my freiend in the forest, turning him into a wild human beast with no memory of himself.
@JWesker19988 ай бұрын
SERIOUSLY?! *drinks*
@cidredwood61702 жыл бұрын
The fact it takes the man from what I counted 33 beers to pass out is pretty impressive
@kingpen58665 ай бұрын
The fact you said the fact shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact
@unitds27-delta2 жыл бұрын
I never climbed out a window, climbed up a wall, and once I got to the roof, I screamed bloody murder while it was hailing (and the hail was as big as golf balls) only for a chunk of hail to fall in my screaming mouth. Quagmire: OH COME ON
@ElPerverto67 ай бұрын
Cleveland: Is there some context I'm missing? Quagmire: Ecstacy is a helluva drug. That's all I have to say about it.
@michaelhuynh49537 ай бұрын
Quagmire has lived quite the life so far.
@therjschannel9043 жыл бұрын
Let’s see uh- I never binge watched Two-Sentence Horror Stories on Netflix, while plowing my pillow
@thehughes71893 жыл бұрын
Quagmire: OH COME ON
@zar15363 жыл бұрын
@@thehughes7189 uh, I never did the same thing but with a blanket.
@shawnngnosse2070Ай бұрын
@@zar1536Quagmire: OH GOD THIS IS RIDICULOUS🤦🏿♂️
@-throat-2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire has done every single thing in the known universe
@alcaldealer8515 Жыл бұрын
The man is on his 51st beer, they all got their 1st still lol 😂
@Terlinilia7 ай бұрын
Quamgire saying "Oh come on, this is RIDICULOUS!" as if it's not his fault
@joebenoit80052 жыл бұрын
never did i ever do someone while watching 50 shades of grey on full volume quagmire: "oh come on"
@briarmason87373 жыл бұрын
I never fisted a Blockbuster employee while choking myself with a garden hose with War of the Worlds playing in the background. Quagmire: OH GOD! *(drinks)*
@xxkittycatsxx4606 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mpa19312 жыл бұрын
I feel like Joe was trolling Quagmire with the Cleveland's wife remark,
@ninjamaica42059 ай бұрын
I like how Cleveland says 'provide the free beer ' but Quagmire drank most of it lol
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
You had it coming Quagmire.
@YhwachTheAlmighty.3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never slept with a gold digger who is from hell, and got god’s permission to set her free while also getting McDonald’s and tipping 1cent in the donation box, without any clothes on” “Oh come on”
@danielbautista90622 жыл бұрын
Hm.. I never banged a chick in theatres, while watching the film Mad Max Fury Road and yelled Witness me! Quagmire: OH COME ON!! [drinks]
@nassimkalai72745 ай бұрын
pov: quagmire does EVERYTHING
@Sigma_Eight5 ай бұрын
Do you even know what POV means or are you just parroting tick tock lol
@nassimkalai72745 ай бұрын
@@Sigma_Eight bro it's a joke, i already know that POV = "point of view" and all but Jesus dude chill
@windpunkYT2 ай бұрын
Who else but quagmire?
@nassimkalai72742 ай бұрын
@@windpunkYT the only person other than quagmire is quagmire of course
@discomug9 ай бұрын
Did he really just drank 55 beers?
@gabe_s_videos Жыл бұрын
Aw, you left out my favorite part: when he wakes up the next morning with "Penus" written on his face. XD
@LarrytheKing162 жыл бұрын
0:41 Peter: I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. 0:46 Quagmire: Oh god. (drinks his beer)