Family Guy Offensive Jokes Marathon | Kidd and Cee Reacts

[@actualmig]

Here's a fun fact: The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

[@Xeno_Solarus]

Jesus technically isn't a "western" name, but at the same time it is... But whatevs

[@tubamustafabingol2588]

​@@iels7346 world is round so doesnt matter

[@seerofallthatisobvious1316]

@@tubamustafabingol2588 Wait a minute, the world is round? when did this happen?

[@tubamustafabingol2588]

@@seerofallthatisobvious1316 in the medievil times galieo galilei found out the world was round by scientific research

[@masamune2984]

@@seerofallthatisobvious1316 240 B.C. (I know you were joking, but I had to; for the few non-trolling 17 flat earther weirdos still out there 🙂)

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

The face in the dry cleaner bit was Gene Shalit.

[@mikeball6182]

Shalit was born in New York City and raised in Newark and Morristown, New Jersey.[1] Shalit is of Jewish ancestry.[4 Who would'a guessed?

[@teadoh8682]

That purse joke got me dying. I always tell my wife the same thing 😂😂

[@chainsofscarlet9054]

Half the joke was missing.

[@PimpLenin]

I call my wife’s purse “The Bottomless Bag of Mystery.”

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

Chris Rock's reaction to Will Smith hitting him was gold. _"Wow! Will Smith just slapped that shit out of me!"_

[@tylerhelt755]

Will Smith: KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

[@MGower4465]

I used to be with a woman whose purse was like a cross between Tetris and origami. A small purse but the volume of stuff in it defied the laws of physics. Everything had its precise place. Yet whatever she wanted to get out was somehow right on top every time. It was half-Batman Utility Belt and half witchcraft.

[@mikeball6182]

I only once went out with a woman who had a tight...................oh, "purse" !! Sorry.

[@CokeFiend99]

@@mikeball6182 Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@ozzybloke-craig3690]

So it was bigger on the inside? And she had things easily accessible? Sounds like she was a Time Lord/Lady to me.

[@BertoV]

The “New Dehli” joke and the rimshot made me guffaw for some reason 😂🤣

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

Family Guy never fails to push the boundaries

[@Earl_TheSquirrel]

Can’t believe they get away with what they say😂

[@alainarobertson5937]

You are such an adorable couple! Thanks for the fun vids!

[@melissadwiggins]

5:13 I just about died laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ortheosapolloson1197]

Boi 10 minutes into the reaction and he done already roasted his girl enough to have me wondering if he gone be sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future

[@computersurgeon_]

Some men are not doormats

[@restartdragon]

i love your reactions, Im glad I found your channel. I havent watched all of this yet but I have seen family guy a lot and i don't know why i still laugh at the stuff

[@franklinrogers6388]

Nothing pisses someone off more than their copilot not being ready lol.

[@chrisnsc1135]

Y'all had me actually laughing out loud...🤣

[@classiclife7204]

Two guarantees for FG compilations: no one knows who Gene Shalit the old film critic is ("you Americans all look alike"), and no one - aside from Indians - gets the New Delhi pun ("I'm hungry, let's get some of that new deli I keep hearing about")

[@mangersavoir4213]

I got it. My sister went there 20 years ago so I just happened to understand the pun.

[@erzascarlet03]

I did understand the New Deli one, but not the Gene Shallit one lol

[@PotterPossum1989]

Used to be Bombay didn't it?

[@classiclife7204]

@@PotterPossum1989 No, that's Mumbai

[@mikeball6182]

@@classiclife7204 New Delhi used to be Old Delhi. New York used to be Nieuw Amsterdam, shave and a haircut used to be two bits.

[@kshinokevin]

6:45 - he was a film critic guy (from the Today show, back in the 1980's; with Jane Pauley and Bryant Gumbel): I think that his name was Gene Shalit.

[@HugoStiglitz88]

Dark humor is like drinking water. Not everyone gets it

[@gzeuskraiste]

Dark humour is like a kid with terminal leukemia, it never gets old

[@HugoStiglitz88]

@@gzeuskraiste lmfao

[@spaceexploration-Don]

Dude 💀💀😂

[@iraboss6691]

​@@gzeuskraistemy god 😂😂

[@ne9835]

​@@gzeuskraiste Oooof...

[@HammerdWalrus]

That was Gene Shalit, hes a retired journalist.

[@duganlamkin6709]

I like you two together for the reaction, you play off each other well. Plus, family guy cuts are always good.

[@JunkYardCardGuy]

"Useless White Guy Knowledge!!" At the 6:47 mark, there was a question...a Chinese man had just thrown Peter out of the Dry Cleaners, and remarked that, "All Americans look alike." The man question was a long time movie reviewer for the Today Show...Gene Shalit.

[@plbrown2309]

Love watching the channel!!! Great vibes and positive energy. Would love to see y’all react to Martin vs Pam clapping back at one another. Maybe some “Sanford & Son” thrown in there as well. Be safe & blessed. 💯💯

[@rich_rich90]

The fact Ashton Kutcher did that engine dog bag ad skit 🤣🤣

[@jackwhitbread4583]

Well he is married to Mila Kunis so I'm sure it was easy for Family Guy to get Ashton to appear.

[@pokelynke8232]

​@@jackwhitbread4583and Ashton is the perfect example of a goofy wacky guy. I love him. He makes me laugh.

[@jaculadracula9485]

Been watching y’all’s videos for a min. Appreciate y’all keep it up!

[@accountablehog]

“…that’s why she got no edges girl…” 😂😂😂😂

[@rebelinparadise7197]

"HOO! I know this feeling. " That cracked me up. 😅🤣😂

[@lauragraves4342]

I read this right after he said it, lolz.

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

6:49 -Gene Shallit he used to review movies in the 80 and early 90s.

[@Marias.Icerunner]

5:00 I thought they meant Death ppl and thought they were all dead by they meant Deaf XD Haha

[@PapaLaw426]

@6:47, that man is Gene Shallit. A movie critic for the Today Show... They've parodied him many times before😆

[@DOUGHBOY420.]

Love y'all's vibe

[@tylerhelt755]

43:26 One Direction who is who Louis is in the front, Niall is the blonde,Liam is next to him ,and then Harry is next to Liam

[@SheaSF]

You two always make me happy.

[@ChrisWilliams-kq9qq]

I've only made it three minutes and 48 seconds into this if you pause it at every single joke and stare at each other and giggle this is going to take forever to get through

[@wayneduncan3121]

LMAO b/c (during the opening) it's my 1st time to hear anyone saying how "loud" something smells, when they weren't describing weed.

[@Only60GamesPlayed]

Y’ALL ARE TOO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂! THIS WAS THE BEST REACTION I HAVE SEEN!

[@KRISTINA-mm1uf]

I love watching yall reactions lmao 🤣 ❤

[@TheJewell13]

Lol I honestly think family guy really gunning at the Asian now, I didn't know it had so many jokes 🤣💀😭

[@Tw1ce_born]

32:45 damn, you guys just killed me XDDDD

[@jewmaxin1984]

First time here, you guys are great. By the way, diggin y'alls tees. Johnathan Lipnicki was the little kid from the movie Jerry McGuire

[@indyrevoly3060]

6:35 His face is replaced by that of Jewish American film critic's Gene Shalit

[@indyrevoly3060]

Interestingly, his review of Brokeback Mountain, directed by Ang Lee who was mentioned just seconds earlier, was viewed as homophobic for his opinion of Jake Gyllenhaal's character, and he was defended by his gay son named, wait for it... Peter

[@robynsegg]

6:40 - 6:50... That's TV personality #Gene_Shalit who was on #TheTodayShow from 1973 to his retirement in 2010. 52:35... #Jonathan_Lipnicki is the child actor from the Tom Cruise movie #Jerry_McGuire

[@kays4290]

There is a comic of Batman vs Predator. It's awesome and well done! Also one with Alien and that was also awesome!

[@ryanschmoll343]

I like you two! You have a good vibe

[@matea_pineda]

i love the marathons if yall do a roger from american dad marathon thatd be dope!!!

[@marcwright8395]

Predator vs Batman is an awesome comic series actually

[@isaiahpero7837]

46:45. I legit have never heard the unedited version of this song, so I am always confused about who she's not messing with, but it must rhythm with "digger." Now, what rhythms with "digger"? Give me some time and I'll figure it out...

[@vorxensspdle6311]

yalls reactions to what they say in this show is hilarious

[@Fairways-and-greens]

He was in Jerry McGuire also

[@drw381]

Thank you for sharing

[@Knightmessenger]

32:25 I dont understand the view from a helicopter over Tucson one.

[@calibateman]

We want more😂

[@Queen-D2125]

I love how she's wearing Cartoon Network and your wearing Rick and Morty 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@tylerhelt755]

48:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Poor Kim

[@Kinseliplier]

6:35 for those who don't know that is Gene Shalit

[@anniebyers2486]

Ayyyyy love the Boston hat!!!

[@kaleemdin7963]

The movie you are referring to is. Little Vampires

[@Deatomizer999]

That was Gene Shalit at 6:47! I couldn’t remember his name so I googled “white guy with mustache and big hair” and he was like 3rd on the list 😂😂

[@dahveed72]

How do you know the theme song from threes company? Well done young lady

[@ignacioscheid8296]

nice and funny reaction video, as always

[@loganmaximus2160]

Sounded like she said, "Limpdickey" hahahahahaha

[@kimcarey3929]

Love you guys

[@SchrödingerKousae]

6:53 Insane Asylums were pretty insane back then.

[@Ryuuranger]

That person they were mentioning was Jonathan Lipnicki who play George Little from Stuart Little when he was a kid but now a days he is no longer doing acting he does Brazilian Jujitsu

[@skarlottt]

Lol you guys are hilarious. Seth MacFarlane does everything to insult everyone. 😅😅

[@Mr.wednesdayallfather]

All you need to do to cook on your car is an engine block and tinfoil

[@kaleemdin7963]

His name is Gene Shalit. He is a movie critic

[@MrTurtle3006]

These we're even close to being the most "offensive" scenes on the show lol

[@zzzz-ix7ud]

she has many alter egos Barbie, Roman, Red Ruby…etc those are the most iconic ones

[@laminelmc2842]

Good video thank you for letting me like the video and subscribe to your wonderful channel❤❤❤❤

[@injunsun]

Okay, best freeze-frame ever: @27:24. You're welcome. LOL! This is my first time watchin' y'all and it's a hoot! Don' laugh! You hear me code switchin.'! (Meanwhile, Cee, whatever you are doing with your skin routine, it is amazing. You got a Beyonce glow goin' on. Not kidding.) Then, @46:00 in..... LOLOLOLOL!!! OMG when you had to explain IBS! LOL! Oh, shit. I am about to pass out, laughin'. Oh, my! None of us know who that last guy was.

[@beautifulchlorophyll2285]

50:37 he slapped some 4ft 11 dude on live television cause his wife wears his trousers... ain't nothing tough about that.

[@agirlhasnoname1472]

Ayoooo 🤣💀

[@beautifulchlorophyll2285]

@@agirlhasnoname1472 valar morghulis

[@agirlhasnoname1472]

@@beautifulchlorophyll2285 valar dohaeris 😁💙

[@1960frj]

6:35 is Gene Shalit

[@JamesBearRodehaver]

WE WANT MORE! FAMILY GUY AND AMERICAN DAD! LET'S GOOOOO!

[@DanielLilien-by9bi]

We Want More 😄

[@matea_pineda]

we want moreeweeee

[@jasonmarbach]

Not bald head barbara 😭💀

[@kaleemdin7963]

His name is Jonathan Lipnicki

[@jeremyk.6456]

The Hiroshima “joke” actually could’ve been taken far further with the actual story of a man who was traveling from Nagasaki to Hiroshima to end up in the first nuclear blast done outside of a test and then a day later he was in a hospital in Nagasaki where he was in another nuclear blast. The man actually survived both blasts which is truly insane and he is both the luckiest and most unlucky person on earth at the same damn time.

[@jackgilleland8425]

Huh, I wonder if he got locked up in area 51 or the S.C.P foundation for his 'Anomalous' 'Properties' because of the fact that he survived both nuclear-explosions

[@georgiasmith64]

0:20 the Biggie t shirt in the gal❤ and 👍😀 for her!!

[@wesmartyn3829]

Boyz In The Hood was my favorite movie at that time

[@jasonghering4389]

Man gonna come up missing with smiling and knowing women are like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣. His wife is gonna beat him haha

[@robynsegg]

45:40... Irritable Bowel Syndrome

[@frankgunold268]

26:07 Return of the 18 Bronzemen (1976)

[@justinzarbo]

Now we need to see the react to boondocks

[@kunalpal369]

What was that asian magic show joke means i don't get it. Can explain me

[@ShamuAquatics]

6:45 that’s Gene Shallot

[@robynsegg]

32:33 - 34:08... LOL!!!!!!! 🤣

[@jamielthashepherd6870]

IBS is Irritable Bowel Syndrome

[@bellapepperpatchesfluffy]

jonathan lipnicki is from jerry maguire too :)

[@scottn.4865]

Might have to chop it up to meet KZbin rules which keeps changing day by day.

[@pedrampakfar1054]

Lipnicki from Jerry Maguire telling about the 5lbs human head

[@iiiDartsiii]

that was Gene Shalit

[@saiyanknight4340]

we want more

[@billyhawk2845]

Get your dog his own tube channel

[@dirkdiggler1340]

That was gene shellett

[@andrewblanchard2398]

27:18 to 27:34 😂 🐙

[@JamesHawkins-l4v]

Y'all so goofy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NotPoliticalCorrect]

LOVE people who can laugh at "stereotypicl" jokes ! 🤪Being of ANY color or etnicity !

[@asahdigitalassets386]

The shop my mom used to go to had a room with a tv and a bunch of movies we could wait in

[@SirJay-royalty]

Wop wop. Dance dance. wop wop

[@the_witty_king]

Who’s the guy Peter is talking to about having IBS?

[@Juide80]

I'm a Finn and I got the IBS almost right away. It's Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Why was it so hard to say it out loud? 🤷‍♂️

[@BobChancer]

7:15 look on your face says it all.... you laughed at everything but that... so abuse is ok so long as you're not the butt of the joke... that make you better than me.... how?