Family Guy-Peter and Quagmire song lyrics

[@nothinghere198]

‘I may not be the brightest guy but next to them my IQ’s high’ You won’t believe I put this on my high school yearbook. lmao

[@pranavshukla5368]

I believe you Sir

[@trappnest4490]

Lmao 😂

[@DrillSergeantApex]

Sir I never laugh and you made me laugh. Well done. *claps* -A US Army Soldier.

[@musc1esman]

@@DrillSergeantApex how do you know somebody is in the army? Dont worry theyll tell you.

[@spencerjacobsen329]

Frickin genius. I might just steal this idea when I graduate next year

[@fuyoubitch]

would love too see "cant poop in strange places" as a single

[@ZyrusSmith]

It's called "Home Bowl." And it is a single. Look it up.

[@AJayAnswersYou]

@@ZyrusSmith Only lyrics. No actual single.

[@sarahmoviereviewer4109]

who would buy a cd if this was real?

[@unclepear1528]

Definitely me

[@MinakoMarioFan]

Hell yeah!

[@trumanprater8060]

sarah movie reviewer me

[@TheAdamChaney]

Me.

[@Subscribe7OD]

If it has more asian songs

[@frieza2235]

Quagmire's backing voice is so freaking good

[@cameronsitton501]

It's honestly so perfect

[@edwinjoy9]

Yes, like butter on a pop tart!

[@KittyStarlight]

@@edwinjoy9 As in "Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?" Which actually does seem like it would be pretty good. ^___^

[@KittyStarlight]

"Parents are gross" Giggle. ^___~ Uh...yeah, I can see how looking at certain parts of your parents...probably can be kinda disturbing. So don't, then. Which I think was kinda the point. 😋

[@taflapo9361]

@@KittyStarlight what the fuck

[@totallynotacarrot4369]

I want "get out of the left lane" and "train on the water" to be full songs

[@wellshehasagreatpersonalit458]

Yes

[@DPStation]

Same with home bowl

[@orionmattice417]

I agree!

[@MrInvaderOhYeah]

Same with Home Bowl

[@JayDevito]

I thought Train on the water sounded like a song I definitely heard before I saw the episode xD I guess not. It just sounded like a song that’s already out there.

[@braidonsaelens5174]

*Friend* : What kind of music do you listen to? *Me* : It’s complicated

[@H3Y023]

My freind also listens to dis

[@Hrvoje_Gasparac]

That was lol

[@sickfukpatrol1983]

😂😂😂😂 on bro

[@masonhorsley1505]

Seth McFarlane had to sing every song twice for each voice

[@AJ-xc4nm]

Yeah but I doubt he nailed the first sing through for both characters so more likely he sang each characters parts dozens of times.

[@ElijahFranklin_hurdles]

And he had to stay in tune

[@bigpapi4209]

He doesn't voice quagmire

[@bigpapi4209]

I take that back

[@Darkdude-sy5wx]

@@bigpapi4209 yes he does idiot

[@WhiteOak910]

whoever wrote this is a lyrical genius dead serious lol

[@1qstudios]

WhiteOak910 it was Seth McFarlane

[@ZenithSpellz]

It's all Seth. You should hear him singing Sinatra songs! Splendid

[@cedrickwashington5618]

Ha

[@probrogaming4113]

WhiteOak910 I was you 69th like

[@masonhorsley1505]

Seth McFarlane actually has nothing to do with the writing process, maybe these songs but its not "all McFarlane"

[@matthewjohnson7180]

They left the best part out where Peter's like "yesterday I learned the difference between trains and boats, I wrote this song before that."

[@ThePerpetualStudent]

The Asian female, driver song is the greatest known to man.

[@tank123103]

Perpetual Student I know!!!!

[@cedrickwashington5618]

Quagmire should've said oh

[@fatboydashredder9877]

You mean "Stupid Asian biiiiiiiiitch!"

[@callmedeebow]

We still have no idea to this day why she was there.

[@normalwon]

@@fatboydashredder9877 You mum is old

[@alexis0445]

Broken Rubbberrrrrrrrr! BROKEN RUBBBEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Best line ever

[@fatboydashredder9877]

Why me and my twin sister exist probably

[@RafaelFreitasPizza]

@@fatboydashredder9877 I laughed hard at this!

[@ev.kid_3310]

And that’s how I met your mother

[@lesterforney6200]

Best line unless you are the woman he is saying that to lol

[@Takedown]

You can hear the pain in his singing.😂😂😂

[@prodigy1476]

tbh...Peter and Quagmire are better singers than most ppl nowadays

[@NoobMaster-tn8di]

prodigy 14 this comment applies until the earth lives

[@keyagain1]

Ppl will say this no matter who’s singing nowadays

[@SilverFan8]

Well that's because it's Seth MacFarlane.

[@jordanlunt6725]

That would make sense considering they're both voiced by Seth Mcfarlane

[@Akniy]

Le wrong generation

[@Damodred_Heiress]

I’ve had “Butter on a Poptart” stuck in my head for days. Seth is an amazing VA and musician!

[@dtendy4153]

Round of applause for Seth for voicing Peter and quagmire

[@sr.raygunmaker8827]

Peter and quagmire Deserve to Be Singers in real life

[@tenshi9858]

Sr.RAYGUn Maker that would be awesome, but the voice actor is the same person sadly

[@itsmattforse7503]

Sr.RAYGUn Maker yes

[@louelplaton9294]

Seth is really a singer

[@dalegribble5661]

Sr.RAYGUn Maker 👍

[@absurdstar1334]

Yeah

[@moreheadbrandan]

Nothing beats a home bowl, I tell you what!!!!

[@sunshineblues704]

I made it 69 likes also your right

[@Knownasvaughn]

We have to leave at 69

[@rodrigodias6083]

I made it 96

[@bloodhound3870]

What song is that a parody of?

[@rodrigodias6083]

@@bloodhound3870 homebound

[@Zainayah_]

it's crazy how it's just one person actually singing.

[@exesystem4837]

Train on the Water. Boat on the Track

[@rucksen]

My lady took a train across the Atlantic. I hope it don't sink like the Titanic!

[@musnetic3000]

I went to the station, caught a boat downtown. I hope it don't fall off the tracks and I drown

[@lucymations]

Ladies and gentlemen the all 5'1 black albino choir! Train on the water boat on the track Train on the water boat on the track

[@llLIAMll]

@@rucksen LOL

[@themirrorsofmymind]

So, this happened... www.yahoo.com/gma/engineer-tried-crash-train-usns-mercy-los-angeles-233500380--abc-news-topstories.html

[@guestguest3607]

Have you ever put butter on a poptart it's so freakin' good

[@fireutility21]

Neo Matrix yes, I listened to this song and decided to try it....never

[@chicken10d5]

NeoMatrix 360 ha ha 69 likes on this comment.

[@private2102]

No but I've put a pop tart on some butter

[@veronicagipson9959]

@@private2102 you really put butter on a pop tart

[@private2102]

@@veronicagipson9959 damn well played

[@maxpaschke2297]

Seth Macfarlane should have made an album with these songs!!!

[@maxpaschke2297]

Yes!!! I would totally buy that album of off iTunes!!!

[@orlando2570]

Quamire sounded so good in parents are gross on his own

[@absolutehooman8948]

Quagmire*

[@Daniel_K95]

Cause I have $30,000 in credit card debt

[@zoomerjack5435]

When they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet

[@zay851]

Credit card debt Credit card debt Credit card debt

[@theradmadlad7681]

tomorrow i may buy myself a dining room set.

[@hmeehan33]

Madi Overberg or this bobo fet

[@theradmadlad7681]

Credit card debt credit card debt credit card debt

[@MCPunk55]

"An acorn in a nest of twigs and underneath, two fetal pigs". Great description.

[@michaelbalasis7308]

"Took a boat downtown hope it doesn't fall off the track and I drown" lyrical GENIUS

[@jollilolli7692]

Them: Everyone from Florida is stupid Me, living in Florida: Wild

[@barb7124]

They let me escape

[@d4TheViewer]

Seth was on the Florida Man trend before Florida Man was trend

[@ursulabklyn_mia6148]

Not anymore in 2021. The whole planet moved here.

[@t3m077]

I need "Why at work?" to be a full song. I remember seeing someone leave their toothbrush on the sink there and it's haunted me ever since

[@Carrie2085]

I had "Butter on a Pop Tart" stuck in my head when I had to do a presentation on terrorismm in my history class. I love family guy

[@mrj8242]

The Asian one 😂😂😂😂

[@jamesc2959]

The uncharted fanboy I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOU ARE THERE!!!

[@seppo3465]

I put butter On A poptart it WAS SO FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@Melanie-ui1eb]

4:30 Knowing Peter, when he says he could kill his family with a knife.. Well, I just gotta say, if I was Lois, I'll call the cops the sec I heard that song. He can not be trusted a knife, not even a butterknife.

[@MassivePonyFan]

"This marriage doesn't need a gun."

[@heis9873]

Mam he'd stab himself trying

[@animationsfa4478]

If he had a butterknife he would be distracted cause he would want to put butter on a poptart

[@perfectgamen7761]

@@animationsfa4478 i think he will more likely for the : i cant belive its not butter

[@IdinachuiGP]

Best youtube video ever

[@rafaelp.martins9090]

the Florida's song always makes me laugh

[@davidomego]

"Oh my gosh, we are so random" McFarlane just knows the stuff.

[@draenation265]

Love the parents are gross harmony Quagmire killed it

[@josegracia4529]

1:58 gives shivers

[@sharkoj]

How can someone not like seth mcfarlane

[@vidzumer365]

Politics

[@justalex3525]

0:10 - Peter’s not wrong, here.

[@RobMcGravyTrain]

“Ladies and gentleman the all 5’1 black albino choir” chills every time

[@esbi7182]

I just love Seth singing duets with himself. My favorit for this is Road to Rhode Island.

[@eangsyerbic6942]

3:52 Love this one!

[@tristanboogaard2949]

Season 12. Episode 7. 🎉🎉

[@roachdoggjr722]

5:12 I have no idea why "on Sunday morn" kills me so much 😂😂

[@HannahHäggAutisticTransWoman]

The fact that both peter and qugmaire are voiced by Seth MacFarlane even the singing is fine by Seth himself is just amazing.

[@JayDevito]

2:51 “Have you ever OUT Butter on a Pop Tart” lol

[@marcovp7264]

I need a cd with full verslons of this for in my car 😛

[@pedrosil77]

I love these songz, they just sing about casual simple things.

[@clipsi2125]

0:54 Home Bowl

[@theyamformerreborn706]

Why aren’t these songs on Spotify

[@ais5094]

best thing on KZbin right now

[@WhiteOak910]

Credit Card Debt the best one

[@themirrorsofmymind]

*I LOVE THAT SONG!*

[@oreowater6535]

why is 1:00 a genuinely good song

[@aydenflynn7450]

I know right

[@Heknowswhatyoudid]

When they sang "it's so freakin' good" it WAS so freakin' good!

[@TBlev215]

I actually had quite a large amount of debt a few years back. Thankfully it's all been paid. But damn, that song hit me hard... Seth, love him or hate him, is a brilliant comedian.

[@TartanCabbage]

"if they had guitars, here's how they'd strum" i am fuckin *screaming* laughing at this

[@renpan1835]

Home Bowl was amazing.

[@firstpersonrager4470]

I actually tried butter on a pop tart. It wasnt that bad

[@MassivePonyFan]

I wished it was so frickin good. Ima try it next time I'm stoned with poptarts.

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

I turned on the captions on "I can't Poop in Strange Places" and it said "I can't open strangely Shh, I can only open my home"

[@plumbingstuffinoregon2471]

and then it says " have you ever put butter on a fuck time is so friggin good

[@ShadaxOfTheRift]

the GOOPER it also says watched by strange fish 😂

[@tenshi9858]

Love you for making this

[@pdot149]

They forgot the best part of train on the water but on a track. Peter saying yesterday I learned the difference between a train and a boat. I wrote this song before that

[@Alex-lz3ds]

TRAIN ON THE WATER BOAT ON THE TRACK

[@largeaife7240]

I'd buy an album from these two!

[@musc1esman]

Gotta love that 5’1 all black albino choir. They really tie together train on the water boat on the track.

[@AmeliaKC173]

One of my favourite KZbin videos lol

[@Sush9546]

Butter on the pop tart is so uplifting. I just wanna dance to this song

[@Edgygazelle99]

these songs have a different vibe to them and I love it

[@diegogunther4414]

4:51 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardsongs8331]

The vocals of Quagmire are actually pretty good

[@Peridot-6ch]

Broken rubber 💔 BROKEN RUUUUUUBEEEER 💔

[@teamshadowz1494]

*I like the one train on the water boat on the track who else likes it most to?*

[@cireduck1130]

me

[@aidanholland8545]

DoppleGamers 1 poptarts is my fav

[@aidanholland8545]

Nah u right

[@somethingelse4898]

Idk the pop tart one is pretty good

[@cruisnblastfan9277]

I love TotW, BotT

[@miauscavern6920]

peter and quagmire, they re are almost like jack and kyle from tenacious d

[@guestguest3607]

👍 Thank you

[@bryr826]

that EXACTLY what I said..

[@Dudeee_]

Especially on train on the water song

[@1lucianus1]

we actually need a lot of songs like this ....

[@EddieTheCruiser1984]

Is it just me or does the I can't poop in strange places song sound similar to John Lennon's working class hero

[@juancorona4914]

practicly that's where it came from

[@oliverkentell4922]

Jack Daniels Its from a song called homeward bound by steiner

[@justinhamilton8647]

yeah and Pop tarts sounds like Homeward Bound by S&G

[@madinett5696]

i need a full song of “train on the water, boat on the track” right now

[@kayleighandselina9246]

Oh my gosh. Seth's harmony with himself is amazing. Lol!

[@commodorebill5867]

train on the water boat on the track honestly sounds like it would be a real song

[@RobertMichael]

“Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work” is so true it had me rolling lmao

[@lvdestroyer1715]

Train on tha water boat on tha track

[@conek6419]

dude I watched this video so many times when it came out and it was fucking hilarious this is so nostalgic

[@lyndsayhaydock5081]

train on the water, boat on the track

[@themirrorsofmymind]

www.yahoo.com/gma/engineer-tried-crash-train-usns-mercy-los-angeles-233500380--abc-news-topstories.html

[@mesulindamase8229]

Broken ruuuubeeeer

[@ohyesitsyouagain]

4:30 is my favorite. That and pop tart

[@robertsparling917]

4:50 Quagmire: Hold it, hold it, STOP THE TAPE! You gonna fart in this air-tight booth all night? Peter: It wasn't me! Quagmire: We're the only two people in here? Hey, Bobby, can you play back Peter's track? Peter: This waitress is prettier than my wife! *(FARTING)* Oh, thank God! Producer: Come on, guys! You've been bickering all ni... Oh, God! We got the album covers that Peter approved!

[@Frnk_3]

Like a modern day Everly Brothers truly a masterpiece.

[@edgyxblade5149]

I wish Seth sang more with these voices

[@catekornish5413]

When you realize this is one guy harmonizing with himself

[@bebedor_de_cafe3272]

“I’ve left Stewie alone with strangers”

[@vehlicks6616]

You can hear Seth laughing around 1:44 :D

[@kingjb554]

1:12 it was spelt Rome like the city on Italy but it should be "roam"

[@leaitihr9885]

Train on the water is too good

[@yttrv8430]

Butter on a pop tart and home bowl are my favs

[@Jacob.DTorres]

The Asian driver song had me on the floor🤣🤣

[@akisadiamond]

Hearing Seth McFarlane harmonize with himself is somehow so soothing

[@Cucvfreek]

Everyone from Florida!

[@akotokoyo]

Thanks! :D I love this songs!

[@francescoamato558]

*I CAN'T POOP IN STRANGE PLAAACEEEEEESS*

[@croteauhotel9605]

This is so hilarious

[@CubanChikkaMarie]

Bruh I love these songs ...

[@sofiahornbkarriagada1817]

I fucking love these songs. Like for real. That pop tart butter thing

[@llLIAMll]

Best songs someone ever done mean it for real Love it 😍👌 ✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔

[@1qstudios]

Home bowl sounds familiar