Fandomcon 2013 Alpha Timeline - Ask A Homestuck Panel Part 1

Cast list
Kankri - 50shadesofcastiel
Meulin - rcsixtyfour
Aranea - amoralovesfood
Kurloz - rcsixtyfour (shared url)
Cronus- Chris Holloway
Meenah - oshawottawott
Jake - sobermotherfuckinggamzee
Dirk - dirkstridersmuppetmaster
Roxy - you-sit-the-fuck-down
Jane - derselala

[@faeriecandy]

At 7:40 XD Person: Cronus, why are you so darn sexy? Kankri: *gets knocked back by own laugh* I died cause I do that too XD

[@kaylietrbl]

That was literally the prettiest (best?) Kurloz ever omfg

[@lasangnana7066]

*Cronus is rude* *kankri looks at him* *lights flicker* Me: ._. ohmg

[@charissechew5644]

The lights know

[@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865]

When?

[@kayleightaylor8746]

One comment per year XD

[@striderboy1000]

LmaO

[@drTelephone]

kankri: *blows whistle* kankri: you triggered me.

[@nyxusblue7800]

I love Kankri's reaction to "Cronus why are you so darn sexy"

[@hellothere3901]

That was one of the best Kurloz's I've seen in an ask panel! They normally just sit their awkwardly. Not to mention that the cosplay was great.

[@DakotaOlivia]

That awkward moment when you're fangirling so hard you start rocking back and fourth squeaking and squealing.= me now

[@striderboy1000]

Same lol

[@CryingCupcake]

HOLD THE PHONE, EVERYBODY. IT'S CARLOS MARACA!!

[@krystinaparham1832]

。アシュトン I know rhit I was just like when they walk through that door I was like my ship has sailed through the shit world all da way to awwww town

[@rakshakillian4137]

I love how Kankri loses it when that person asked why Cronus was sexy X3

[@jewelrider321]

Thank our lovely cameraperson, Our Roxy's nonbinary relationship partner. Alex is a sweetie who offered to help us.

[@CreativelyInsane1996]

That music in the background is making it really hard to hear anything they say and it's sad because their cosplay is perfect !

[@julianshattler3272]

I believe its Pumpkin Cravings

[@ti7vince]

#cronkri

[@TheCheelik]

The background music outdrowned the voices.

[@ImperialPiriah]

DAT CRONUS THO

[@WolfRaven69]

I love the trolls in this panel! They are really good! I am rather fond of Cronus, he acts and looks like Hugh Jackman....well if Hugh were a greaser. Errrr I mean, troll Hugh Jackman! Love this!

[@goaskinza]

I'm pretty sure the Cronus Played Eridan in a youtube video with Nepeta playing Horror House or somefin

[@REqualsOstrich]

CRONUS: (bowvs deeply and gratefully accepts bouquet of beautiful roses)

[@theblackrosedaughter]

Yup this is now my new canon for Kurloz...he has a great sense of humor

[@annaf6550]

Headcanon Kankri and I *NEED THAT SWEATER*

[@despairandlies8509]

When kankri blew the whistle I had both earbuds in and volume all the way up.

[@anisadale2690]

If I was there I would have sasked 'Kankri can I slap Cronus for you?'

[@uhoh947]

THAT KANKRI IS PERFECTION AND IM SO SAD BC I CANT FIND THEIR BLOG/ACCOUNT

[@jewelrider321]

CuteFantasy101 I don't cosplay homestuck anymore. But my social media is all under witchjunhui my instagram is witchhobi

[@Dapplemii]

Kankri's the fault in our stars reference!!!!

[@natalkatovtova7172]

WAIT..UNDERTALE MEGALOVANIA IN THE BACKROUND!! BUT UNDERTALE WASN'T EVEN MADE IN THAT YEAR

[@lc2556]

Natalka Tovtova It was used in Homestuck before it was in Undertale.

[@katstahler1608]

WHEN KURLOZ WALKS IN WITH A FUCKING SOMBRERO AND JUST. XDDDDD

[@sunshineshipping]

the music makes it hard to hear ;;

[@natalieroyster1364]

finally a pannal with kurloz and meulin finally they like each other and a panel

[@Lowlypack7]

Where did they get the sware jar? *gasp* Did they steal it from 2p England?

[@aka7982]

Oh my gog

[@paitong6157]

Kim Mata Shhhh, No one is supposed to know...

[@Lowlypack7]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[@emoanimeprincess101]

i love the kankri i actully know her

[@catz2914]

Kankri would make an awfully good Karkat.

[@DipperPines100]

Can I marry that cronus

[@deianeiracrush]

So dirk, about those hickeys?

[@DomoLuverOMGEH]

Its a metaphor

[@lesbianaconda2971]

GODDAMN FOUR MINUTES OF INTRODUCTION AND NOT ALL OF IT WAS KANKRI!!!!!!!!!

[@lesbianaconda2971]

Otherwise, great panel

[@Pandactyl]

They're actually the Beta trolls (I'm sorry, it irks me when people call them Alpha >_

[@Pandactyl]

But they played before Karkat and co., did they not? Which would make them Beta. 0-0

[@huntresssimp420]

MagicalH20 technically no? karkat etc were the first once we met and thats basically what makes them beta?and the alphas are older. Its less a who played first thing and more a ancestor thing? its hard to explain but hussie even says these are the alphas

[@goodsir649]

***** Your profile picture tho xD It's perfect

[@goodsir649]

So a Creepypasta AND A Homestuck lover? :3

[@goodsir649]

:3 I like you xD No seriously High-fucking-five :o)

[@alicatroro6922]

omg i would've loved to go to this panel but i think i would have a sensory overload w the music in the background

[@jewelrider321]

Indeed I did, thank you for realizing.

[@abigail9880]

did Kankri make an 'A Fault in our Stars' reference a little after 5 minutes?! Like the metaphor that Augustus uses for telling Hazel that he doesn't smoke?

[@GhostlyWolf000]

Omg kankris reaction to why r u so darn sexy!

[@trinityricher5940]

Asking a questchon like I was there, dirk wast was it like being raised by Dave?

[@sisstrider7214]

Dis is amazing....And I ship Cronus bitch!

[@Zmbeez]

Oh to be like this 1 day💔

[@JacindaJaceSackslothVods]

Hey, are u guys doing a homestuck panel again this year? if so i would like to ask if i can join you guy. i cosplay latula

[@jewelrider321]

We're not, sorry. A lot of the people in this panel aren't friends anymore.

[@realmofthemisunderstood166]

Abby Frisbee darn :(

[@J_Greyyy]

No MiTuNa?

[@lepordfaclon]

That kinda sounds like my bff elizabeth recording the video

[@MilotusLucifera]

undertale music... wasn't undertale made in like 2014 though???

[@jordanr2628]

P!nkMarbleSodaP0P megalovania was in homestuck first acually toby fox was part of homestuck and then made undertale :)

[@MilotusLucifera]

I know, I commented this a really long long time ago XD

[@jordanr2628]

P!nkMarbleSodaP0P ok good XD

[@rakshakillian4137]

It's Kurloz Maraca X3

[@mercrui]

Hehheh get it Kurloz MARACA?! I think its awesome

[@imafrogdad2531]

Kurloz no more bird!!

[@kotokodeluxe6504]

did anyone else freak when Hinata started speaking? ? also meulin isbest fight me

[@itmeriver5800]

legit elevator music playing

[@pandoricamoon3201]

Angry Juggalo

[@nimlasmurr]

What did Cronus say at 9:10 ?

[@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865]

Nameless "I bet I could trick his trigger"

[@poopmama]

Where's Latula ? O_O

[@jewelrider321]

dead

[@poopmama]

OH yeah :P

[@creepykritters]

+Ⓛⓐⓟⓘⓢ Ⓛⓐⓩⓤⓛⓘ C r i eS

[@coolkid9154]

20:40 19:40

[@micah6970]

Anyone else here Meglomania?

[@bubblegummilk93]

YUSSS

[@akumuwabara780]

Yes I heard Megalovania

[@ionaadams6793]

Dante Guard of Phoenix Drop #InstinctSquad Yes. I am a song.

[@taneishaborushynski1631]

I DONT SEE KARKITTY NOR SOLLUX WHAR DA FUK AR DEY!!!!???

[@adrake161]

This is an alpha panel. They are not alpha.

[@minaryuzumaki]

They are the BETA trolls :l