Honest Game Trailers | Final Fantasy VII Remake

[@EpicLebaneseNerd]

when designers in a game trouble themselves to make Cloud adjust his sword so he can sit on a bench, well, those devs and designers got my respect.

[@Asunaris]

yeah, but sadly the whole thing is kinda ruined again when the tip of the sword just phases trough the vending machine that stands next to the bench

[@andrzejwysocki609]

that detail, but whoever was on textures was sleeping on the job, the slums are awful XD like clouds door looks like it came out of DOOM

[@lordn3m3sis]

@@Asunaris and when he sits on that thing with aerith in the playgrounds

[@markhenrykern]

Lord Nem3sis yeah, it bugged me when he sat next to her, and I’m just like “did cloud impale this playground with his sword?”

[@Halaster]

At one point in the game he was literally going to fall to his death and he still refused to let go of his sword and use both hands to save himself, hahaha.

[@duckydae]

“I’ve come up with a new materia.” 10/10

[@PermanaJayanta]

for those who play ffxv: I've come up with a new recipeh

[@LuckiSir]

- Ignis Scientia

[@em9756]

God damn it.. take my like.

[@s72-h6i]

Spoilers: Chadley is Ignis's son

[@Vix_rhae]

shahed72 if all of the FF universes were connected canonically then I would have no doubts about that theory. There are too many similarities between those two lol

[@flame13th19]

Couldn't believe they finally make a spinoff of that Cloud character from Kingdom Hearts series.

[@dariusjohnson3318]

You mean smash bros?

[@genesisrhapsodos284]

Lol

[@fahmitajjuddin9863]

You mean disidia?

[@sir.raphimrevelator8644]

You meant from Bleach

[@beelzeboss9631]

He clearly means Final Fantasy Tactics

[@Mr_Fish10]

"Oh my god that makeup, and that dress!" "Nailed it, I know, thank you, moving on."

[@candicedeaton830]

Proof that Tifa is a lesbian

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@candicedeaton830 ...No, girls compliment each other on their looks all the time, we're not insecure about that. Not only that, but women are more accepting to men cross-dressing or the transgender community. If Cloud really found himself enjoying being more feminine, she was just complimenting him on it. That shows she's an amazing friend.

[@dragoneye6229]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley No.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@dragoneye6229 Yes! 💖

[@trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967]

Was that real ? Cause goddamn cloud has 100 in confidence

[@pak009]

Chadley: "I've come up with a new materia!" Ignis: "I've come up with a new recipeh." Donald: "tHis mIgHt bE A gOoD sPoT tO FiNd SoMe iNgReDiEnTs!"

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

The trinity is complete.

[@markmellon3727]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley welcome the end of days... just as the prophecy foretold

[@yuffiekisaragi2242]

Your comment cracked me up xDDDDD

[@diarykeeper]

How is this not higher ?

[@edmersonbelen7543]

I'm hearing their voices, Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@horaciohernandez2850]

"Changing the world takes heart" And sponsoring a competitor's RPG's video takes BALLS.

[@invaderzam]

More of a calculated risk really. People who play FF7 remake will eventually play Persona 5.

[@firalia]

@@invaderzam Can confirm. Played FFVIIR last week, started P5 this week. 😂

[@Garrus1995]

It’s a better game too.

[@omargh18]

They ain't competitors. RPG fans aren't like FPS fans; this isn't Halo vs CoD vs BF. RPG fans who play one will very likely play the other

[@angquangnguyenthac2833]

Well it's just gonna be on honest trailer next so.....

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Black Mega Man" Now this is comedic brilliance.

[@matheuscruz8574]

"Breaking Badger" tho

[@Ikuraga]

Mr. Worldwide thou...

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Pitbull, tho... XD

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Pitbull (Mr. WorldWide)

[@Future_Vantas]

@@Ikuraga Dale

[@anthonyzullo]

"Summons that are commandable buddies instead of six minute cut scenes" Im deceased lmao

[@coldchillin8382]

Anthony Brown knights of the round has entered the chat

[@ShadowAraun]

lowkey watching this video while a KoTR loop runs in the backround killing Emerald Weapon.

[@meghanhause9435]

Ah, did this guy know that back in FF10 that were commendable as well.

[@TheAnarchronia]

Yeah but in 10 the Summon took over as your party in this one it fights along side your party and you can command it

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

@@coldchillin8382 FGO?!

[@grahamstitt6297]

But the real question is, Will Tifa ever get that shower?

[@MarionRelics]

I always laughed when she says that after a fight that lasts 3 seconds. Like damn girl, you've got some gland problems...

[@glun-murong1112]

"Would kill for a shower!" XD

[@daisuke910]

Yes she does. Starshower ;)

[@luisitoviii1090]

Hmm, sounds like Sharla

[@martinde-serres8724]

the real question would be 'will Nomura put a shower scene again in a video game?' lol

[@shangospark7517]

"TIFA STOP STANDING IN THE AOE!! " LMAO He don't miss!! 😂😂

[@ExasBits]

RyoBliTz Entertainment the best is when they telegraph a bosses move, you dodge and they eat the hurt.

[@steweygrrr]

Hey they just wanted to bring the FFXIV dungeon experience to single player FF games

[@odeball22]

He said dkp its a wow reference and he used it wrong.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I know this comment is old, but I experienced this issue the most during the first Abzul fight in the sewers (I think that's the monster's name). Sludge would spew from the vents and I could see Tifa and Aerith blocking and backing away in prep for it, but they weren't moving fast enough. After they got hit by it and instantly died one too many times (especially on hard mode, where it covers even more of the field), I began manually switching to Aerith and Tifa and making them run wherever I had Cloud. I did appreciate that the game at least tried to protect them, though. I sometimes got mixed up in that fight and Cloud fell victim to the sludge. So, by watching Tifa and Aerith (or whomever I wasn't controlling), I could tell a little better what side to move to.

[@shadowofdread7018]

“Mike Tyson trying time say Aeris” Why would you say something so controversial... yet so brave?

[@melvinhernando45]

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[@michaelsong5555]

I don't get it.

[@TehParismio]

*so brave

[@cypresswillow2591]

@@michaelsong5555 MT has a short tongue. his words with end with "TH".

[@shadowofdread7018]

Parismio I know that’s what the meme is but I didn’t want to say brave because it’s honestly not. Mike Tyson jokes, while in bad taste most of the time, are very frequent so it’s not exactly “brave” to make fun of his lisp

[@jonpaulcuzon5892]

*In a Final Fantasy for a distinctive time and place, that also just happens to be a pretty damn good video game in its own right as long as you can get over what it once was, and look at what it could be.* This is probably the best description for the 7 Remake. I love this line.

[@Hexalys13]

Agreed! I’ve been seeing a lot of hate and not enough love. I’m hyped to see where Papa Nomura is going to take this!

[@bigmcdick4916]

Hexalys Walker That’s one good thing about never playing the original, I can go into it with an open mind.

[@lovesgibson]

Big McDick ehh, the game storyline is kind of set up with the intention that people have played the original actually.

[@andrew_oid]

It’s a celebration of what RPGs were, are, and can be.

[@donaldcurry1020]

played the OG, anyone that looked into the lore of ff7 knows everything in this game was the devs original ideas for ff7 but tech was not good enough to do it. no timeline bs in it.

[@TheSwordofDoubt]

"The Handmaiden" Ah, nice to see someone here actually knows true art.

[@silentkiller64]

He sure is a man of culture. Or at least whoever wrote the script.

[@dezfernandez]

Must be Spencer Gilbert, man of culture

[@joehanz9217]

Celine Dion= Sephiroth

[@obibz88]

"clearly designed to make everyone who gave this thing 10 out of 10 to admit Kingdom Hearts is actually good" ahahaha nailed it

[@firefliesowlcity12]

Let me tell you FFVII Remake fans if you want a series with convoluted time travel, villains in black, and a guy named Sephiroth showing up to kick the main character to the curb out of nowhere, do I have a Tetsuya Nomura series for you!

[@tommyvercetti4687]

Well i like FF7R, but KH is SUCK monkey balls

[@demented6996]

I'm a fan to the original ff7 n this remake, but I still cant stand kingdom heart for only one factor! I cant stand Disney characters except Peter pan, lol

[@Meonium]

@@demented6996 How dare you can't stand Ariel!

[@ZettaComposer]

Jason Hubsch At the end of both games the main character uses time travel powers to prevent someone’s death and creates a time paradox.

[@dmcrulezall]

"Nailed It! I know! Thank you! Moving on!" 10/10 quote from Cloud

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

And that is why he's my all time favorite FF character. He knows how to be charming,sassy,funny,serious,cool,badass and relatable.

[@Goku-iw5lr]

I'm NOT A TSUNDERE! And about my hair : *NAILED IT, I KNOW.THANK YOU, MOVING ON.*

[@pedrohenrique-et3fs]

of course you are, you have strife in your name

[@EnzeruAnimeFan]

Random, but I hope someone gets him to say "manila is my favorite flavor of clam."

[@tiffyw92]

You make an adorable pack chocobo.

[@masteraqua2408]

Shut up ssj trunks

[@Goku-iw5lr]

@@masteraqua2408 why'd you have to say that, childe?

[@falsusrex]

"You just got Nomura'd!!!" Me: First time?

[@seanwilson8168]

HAHA IKR LOL

[@nawab256]

Funny thing is he didn't even write for this game so it's not even accurate. The original guy that wrote the original game was the one that put the time mechanics in. Blaming namura has become a meme at this point.

[@megaman9393]

nawab256 I mean, Nomura had to have okayed it, being the director and all. Right?

[@sarthakarora3212]

@@megaman9393 Nomura is younger then the writer and looks up to him. Of course he said OK lol

[@Zeargi]

"Nailed it, I know! Thank you... Moving on!" XD gets me so hard every time

[@henrywebb3009]

Single best line in the game.

[@thelubbe24]

Call your Doctor if it lasts longer than four hours.

[@RareHarmony]

I already knew Cloud was "Faaaabulooooouss!" This just confirms it.

[@chinococoa6743]

Hello, Data!

[@shindinder]

"as you combat roll out of boss attacks like your in a dark souls game" ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@animania1994]

I almost spat out my food when they showed Hojo as Shou Tucker

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

I watched a stream where the streamer is new to the game, the first thing she said when she saw Red XIII was "Is this a chimera? Ed... Ward...?"

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

Chiibiisuke I yelped. Out of a mixture of terror and disgust. And I haven’t even SEEN FMA, though I’ve been planning to. Just that one scene. And that’s enough. Similarly, I’ve never played any final fantasy games, I just know 7 via Team 4Star’s machinabridged series. But now that its been pointed out, i can’t unsee it: Hojo and Shou really ARE two black, oozing, disgusting peas in a pod.

[@Deimos0VI]

"Easy mode is too easy" Isn't that the point?

[@andresgonzalez887]

this is very common amongst journalists mostly, what they are actually trying to say is "Normal mode is to hard"

[@Hyde_Hill]

I think specifically for ff7r the issue is that if you want to play it in classic mode. So just selecting spells/ special attacks or items. The game auto defaults to easy mode. Probably because in those cases you let the AI do the in between fighting and it is not good enough to do harder modes.

[@Santoryu90]

I know right it’s gotta be one of the stupidest complaints for a game I ever heard

[@kungolaf4499]

Yeah. It is a problem if a hard mode is too easy. Or easy mode is too hard. Like what the hell game journalists?

[@bowserdragon777]

if "easy" wasn't easy. then it wouldn't be "easy" lol

[@HandlelessTML]

"as Squre tries to extend what is realistically a 5 hour portion of the original game into a whole ass RPG" 😂😂 I felt that

[@Feja2503]

Which is what scares me..

[@PedroOliveira-sl6nw]

Look at the bright side: if Midgar (5 hours) were [admissible] padded into 35. How long will the rest be? The original is 80 hours? 80 -5 = 75 75 * 7 = 525 hours for the remaining parts :D

[@purpledawn2727]

Which is what makes this game boring. Cramming a full game into 5 hours of story was a bad call. I wish they would've just added more of the story instead.

[@ravador]

@@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Ehm... it won't be that long. Nomura is going to change everything anyways.

[@thomasknapp6434]

@@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Eh, I think one thing that gets lost in the whole bit of nostalgia is that the original FF7 really wasn't a three-disc game other than technically. It terms of actual narrative advancement, Midgar alone took up a very large chunk of it. This remake could very easily be done in four games if they wanted to and not really have to cut anything other than the massive amounts of fluff that ironically padded out the original. That said, it's a Nomura-led project, so expect it to take ten games over the next fifteen years, six of them regarding unnecessary side stories and alternate timelines that don't really do anything but waste time.

[@Caiocsilveira]

"1% Seifer" Wait, now that you mention it...

[@MichaelMarques]

Yeah, didn't see it until he mentioned it.

[@vutava8292]

"Shou Tucker" Still too soon, man.

[@TheDark1903]

It will always be too soon...

[@tinothee8650]

Robert Knight always...

[@jeremycollins7442]

Yet it is accurate. Extremely accurate. Sephiroth even has low-key Nina vibes

[@chewface]

"Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on." I never expected Cloud to make me laugh so unexpectedly.

[@brigidtheirish]

He is just so thoroughly *done* throughout the entire crossdressing bit. lol He looks ready to kill someone during the dance number.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

The fact that he added the "thank you", thus accepting the compliments, is what did me in!

[@DarcMagus]

"One Winged Makosexual" LMAO!!!

[@LuciaRodriguez-kq4pw]

What means winged?

[@mikdan8813]

I am once again asking for your Conker's Bad Fur Day Honest Trailer.

[@forcelightningcable9639]

MikDan 88 pretty sure they did that one

[@mikdan8813]

@@forcelightningcable9639 pretty sure they didn't

[@xAKALISx]

N64 original or remake?

[@melvinhernando45]

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[@TonyDeanEmbley]

Omfg yes. It'd be amazing.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Look, not gonna lie, the hard fanservice with Cloud and nearly every guy he came across just made my fangirl heart soar.

[@leviandhisbae7375]

My sister and I cannot stop talking about how much... subtle and NOT so subtle flirts were going on what with EVERY guy seemingly being into Cloud, we are still going crazy over all this actually happening and us NOT imagining it XD

[@DanTheManGruen]

I’m just glad there are actually girls who like this game now, even if it’s only because of subtle homosexuality.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@DanTheManGruen Plenty of girls have always liked FF7 long before that, lol. And even with the "subtle homosexuality" in Advent Children, for example, it was still considered a flop for Square Enix (which shocked me. I can understand the original, rushed version, but the Complete version was much better), so even that isn't all that's cared about. I won't lie and say the attractiveness of a bunch of guys isn't a selling point of the franchise now and SE has to know that. But the story and gameplay is also GOOD, especially with Remake. It's nice to have a good, story-driven game that isn't over the top difficult like the Souls series everyone raves about and doesn't require precision aiming with guns (a weapon choice I feel already alienates a lot of girls, especially as it's coupled with the image of toxic "gamer bros"). In short, a lot of games have always been heavily targeted to guys, so I think this is why FF7's franchise has such a high female player base. It feels a little like something finally made with us in mind, without it being some condescending "girl game", like with Barbie or something 😅. Those are just my takes, though. Any ladies reading this, please feel free to chime in with your reasons on why FF7 pulled you in.

[@DvlAssassin42]

“Joe Dirt, 3rd Class” Totally got me on that one, haha

[@AlboGangsta7]

"I've come up with a new materia!" not gonna lie that made me laugh really hard

[@jinserwham9973]

Its great, its a reference to FFXV

[@terminalarch6767]

same here, lol

[@linkemoon]

That was my favourite 😂

[@babyws18]

Me too! Nice reference there!

[@Carlisho]

Same, I love FFXV so much and Iggy is literally the best character in that game.

[@misused4242]

"As Nomura shows his hand by adding the heartless onto ffvii and turning sephiroth into xehanort." Straight facts, still like the game though.

[@timschommer8548]

What are you talking about? They are CLEARLY dementors.

[@misused4242]

@@sub.sa.3058 I'm a KH fan but when I saw that boss I was like, that's not a FF type of boss. What's worse is that it just sits in the background taunting you. Theres definitely people overreacting about it though, I'm not gonna hate a whole game because of like 5-10% of it is nonsense.

[@thelinedrive]

Let’s be honest the PS1 era villians of Final Fantasy are all rather nonsensical in terms of motivating. Nomura didn’t really have to do anything to make him as such.

[@GilgameshofBabylon]

I like to think it's a Legacy of Kain situation. They did time-travel really well in those games despite a few oddities. (Looking at you Blood Omen 2).

[@misused4242]

@@thelinedrive for me it's like when I think of the world of ff7, I dont think these people can just travel into a different dimension and fight fate. I didnt mind the whispers at first cause I thought they were just there to represent the lifestream of the planet trying to maintain the timeline to protect itself maybe, but the arbiter of fate is so random for this world.

[@wonk123]

“rated s” *ah yes, it’s all coming together*

[@fumeister0992]

@@USSAnimeNCC- no for sephiroth

[@ericthered2963]

Instantly decides to leave, because I haven't played this game nor the original. *returns back to the video* Me: "I forgot something!" *clicks "Like-Button* Me: "All better now. See you guys when I played that game!"

[@andresgonzalez887]

DAMMM!! "Jhonny Bravo" was freaking accurate LOL!

[@expomike]

I love the fact that you guys actually finished the game before putting this out, and somehow managed to not spoil the plot. Also the Mike Tyson part killed me lol.

[@averageman579]

The 'Power Thirst', 'Johnny Bravo', and 'post-puberty Yozora' got me lol

[@ggg21201]

It was the "I owe you a pizza" and "One winged Mako-Sexual" that got me lol

[@charlesgoldt7943]

1-percent Seifer did it for me ^^

[@thehandsomedevil6399]

'Power Thirst' got me as well. Seriously, Jessie makes it painfully obvious that she wants to be on "cloud' 9 in more ways than one.

[@vigo2669]

For me it was "Joe Dirt 3rd Class".

[@Kncperseus]

"Shou Tucker" My PTSD: ***TRIGGERED***

[@gemlynbotones3028]

Nina and Alexander will not be happy 😢

[@lifadysi9418]

I almost never say/type something like this, but, F that guy 😡

[@Madchimpz]

I'm glad everyone is acknowledging Biggs looks like Charlie Sheen, specifically in that Hot Shots movie.

[@ClulssCrs3310]

I think that they even sound the same

[@gambitbullet]

It's been acknowledged that it's Platoon iirc

[@phasevariance9003]

That was done on purpose

[@Grimm-Gaming]

@@gambitbullet Yeah i immeditedly thought of platoon sheen. also Chocobo sam is Sam Elliot

[@deepseavalkyrie559]

Yes!

[@Sraye]

That materia kid is basically FFXIII's Hope Estheim inserted into FVII.

[@dafaqu694]

Exactly what I'm thinking And he's so cute I love him

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@dafaqu694 I liked your comment before I read that second line. Chadley creeps me the hell out and I don't think he's human, lol.

[@macrobethgaming973]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley If you clear all battle simulator missions (including the ones on hard mode), there will be an extra piece of plot explaining what Chadley is.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@macrobethgaming973 Oh wow, you said "what", not "who", lol! This ought to be interesting and thank you for not spoiling it for me.

[@creamncheese7761]

Chadly is most likely a mix between Hope, Ignis, and I think they are reusing his model for that one character in FFXVI

[@uchihanomura693]

"Bottom Bottom" ... pfft😂😂

[@jason86768]

Can someone explain that joke/reference?

[@MichaelMarques]

Anybody?

[@rossbrown6136]

When Cloud was in the dress talking to Tifa and said “Nailed it! I know. Thank you.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 These characters have way more personality with this remake 👍

[@pookiebear4444]

Remember when women were the ones interested in dresses. Pepperidge farms remembers.

[@davidcuadrado5690]

@@pookiebear4444 Until ffxv where main characters were discussing bout... a dress

[@kyohel3]

I love this remake. And this game got my husband into the final fantasy series. After he beat the game. He's playing ff7 cc on psp right now. He's wondering when part 2 will come out. Haha my husband only complain about too many cut scenes but when the cut scenes come on. He tells me to shut up. Haha

[@riggitystorm7331]

Probably one of my top favorite lines in this game

[@fikrijuanda6321]

@@kyohel3 your husband must be hate Metal Gear Solid and Hideo Kojima

[@a.trance6997]

Okay the Mike Tyson part is funny af.

[@__quincyy__3887]

I'm wheezing

[@salabonnehorn7038]

Mike Thython... oh wait, wrong universe

[@timurkral3781]

I didnt get that Aeris Mike Tyson stuff ☹️

[@__quincyy__3887]

someone tell him

[@raniergamazan4941]

@@timurkral3781 Mike Tyson has a lisp which makes him pronounce "s" as to something like a "th"

[@sora123aqua3]

*7 minute trailer for Final fantasy 7* I see what you did there.

[@JehuisRad]

Sora123 Aqua 7 minutes til the end

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

keikaiku intensifies

[@BananaWhiplash]

As of this comment, 77 likes

[@xemnasxiii3992]

"Recycled Shiki" I like what you did there

From The World Ends With You?

[@kitewashere]

@ you got it

[@zachjennings5320]

"You just got Nomura'd" Ahahaha I'm both laughing and crying

[@rileyxsko]

The Bouncer was legit though, totally would play a remake.

[@jjbb84x]

It should have been multiplayer. Içd love for a remake to somehow rectify that!

[@mesousagaby740]

Pretty sure the only reason people want it this way is to see Dominique in spread eagle again. XD

[@binglee8000]

Randy Longstreet indeed

[@thelaughingrouge]

@@mesousagaby740 ..., you're not wrong.

[@mesousagaby740]

@@thelaughingrouge Yeah, that game was secretly fap material.

[@avikmahfuz2894]

a common misconception is that cloud is a tsundere but he, in reality, is a kuudere(cold on the outside but secretly caring), a true tsundere would be squall from ff8

[@saynotop2w]

The more you know!

[@_jumbo9961]

What's a tsundere

[@BigUriel]

@@_jumbo9961 It's weeb speek

[@blackosprey2219]

@@_jumbo9961 someone who's aggressive and mean on the outside and caring on the inside.

[@blackosprey2219]

@Venraef as the original comment mentioned, kuudere is cold and avoidant on the outside and caring on the inside. Tsundere will call you a moron and loudly deny that they care, kuudere will just seem indifferent.

[@johntorreto4485]

"The Original Tsundere" Im dying😂😂😂

[@TaigaXsenpai]

Cloud is kuudere though..

[@katyhenderson5210]

I can’t with the “Nailed it...” line from cloud 😂

[@muhammadafif2140]

I'm had terrible stomach ache after they named jessie as 'power thirst' 😂😂😂

[@thefoxfrenzy]

400 BABIES

[@vaneck619]

LMFAO at "Mr. Worldwide"... I'm surprised that i didn't see the similarity myself.

[@Styner09]

Same. I almost spit out my water when I heard it.

[@gemlynbotones3028]

When I saw Rude's design before release, I already thought he's Pitbull lol.

[@jaredwalley5692]

"Shou Tucker" Oof... felt that one.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

5:07 "Nailed it. I know." 10/10 game of the year.

[@newman12340]

"The deepest V " I lost it

[@L4zyC4t]

same, it's the only nickname that made me laugh

[@LilDemona]

"Nailed it. I know. Thank you. Moving on" Best line in the trailer XD

[@thelengedaryhero6900]

Say, "Gun skills are effective against those that are weak to guns."

[@britta-alrikobrien-nikkola9818]

Why am I getting Vincent Valentine vibes from those saying? 😅🤷‍♀️🤣

[@davindamico1759]

This sounds like something John Madden would say.

[@97dusk]

“You owe me a pizza!” That line almost ruined the entire moment. Jessie’s death had me crying, but Cloud randomly turning into Roxas (“Who else will I have ice cream with?”) almost caused me to burst out laughing! lmao

[@genesisrhapsodos284]

It actually made me feel better. But tbh I was only crying because Tifa did

[@noobstoise1024]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking thia.

[@Archelaus_v]

I hated that whole sequence - it was annoying walking around with cats

[@simonr344]

It was intentional I think. Cloud spends a lot of the game trying to act cool like a SOLDIER would but failing. This was him trying to comfort Jessie and just coming across like a dork.

[@jordansloan417]

Hey now, both scenes were great!

[@mikhailvarkovsky4150]

Please say "I'm not a weeb, I'm the whole otaku convention"

[@lifadysi9418]

Relatable

[@danveitch4258]

Why is Tifa standing in the aoe?.. you're supposed to be the one playing Tifa.

[@mikhailvarkovsky4150]

What's an aoe? I don't really understand what you're saying, sorry

[@lifadysi9418]

@@mikhailvarkovsky4150 It's okay! aoe = area of effect. It basically means an area that has an effect going on in it. If it is an aoe that damages you, it's one you should probably generally get out of unless you wanna take damage for some reason(s).

[@mikhailvarkovsky4150]

Oh nice. Now I get it, thanks

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

That "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" one must've went waaaay over some heads, because that one was HILARIOUS to me. 😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I didn't catch it but now that I'm reading your comment, that is GOLD! I think it was the honest trailer for the original FF7 that they did a hilarious bit with calling her "Aeristhsthsth", lol!

[@FEARitself100]

The fact you acknowledged wedge's VA in his joke title was amazing

[@redacted8846]

Glad this came out so fast. Now time for a xenogears honest game trailer.

[@kadosho02]

I..i.. cannot believe it happened. I totally support your idea. Anything could happen

[@Crimsongambit]

Yes!!! Xenogears, pls!!!!

[@chomama1012]

Wouldn't mind them finally doing doom eternal

[@waylontfd3076]

If only Bandai Namco wasn’t such a hoarder- Time to settle for Xenoblade Definitive Edition-

[@demonlordomegaacepilot7090]

They still need to make part 2 and 3 its not ove ryet save ur money

[@roastedninga7900]

Please say: Feel the wrath of my snuggle puppies.

[@DarkLordofTheRizz]

I feel "One-Winged Makosexual" on a spiritual level, lmao

[@handoyobrewster1073]

I still remember when i had that particular fight, my friend asked me what the hell is Mr. Worldwide doing

[@netimarneto6473]

"Nailed it. I know. Thank you. Moving on." I died👏😂

[@michaeldaniels642]

Nope. We are never moving on. This is the thing forever and you have to live with that.

[@actualmadscientist]

"My A.I. companions keep standing in the fire" Me: * Laughs in Xenoblade*

[@diamondeyes4430]

Was expecting a tidus english dub laugh

[@petermarcroft3550]

*Mitsuru uses Marin Karin*

[@alexielknight]

"You owe me a pizza" omg I never laughed so hard at a scene that nearly made me cry just a few days before XD.

[@MatsuoTanuki]

Context is everything....

[@daniellins4114]

The only thing I could think was: "Who else will I have ice cream with?" (In a good way)

[@MatsuoTanuki]

@@daniellins4114 That's actually in line, since in both cases the lines being referenced draw attention to the bittersweet realization the best moments between these groups of people who only had a short time to bond involved sharing food.

[@lootcat1230]

Im actually surprised Jessie wasn't trying to get cloud to bone her right there too. She tried every other second she got, she was thirsty.

[@ninotimarac1701]

"Black Mega Man" Ok you got me. Have my like

[@JT-ll9sg]

“Instead of looking at what it once was, start looking at it for what it could be” Imma start using that, best quote ever

[@angelssanchezluna2179]

"Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" is something 🤣🤣🤣

[@markhenrykern]

Uh... I feel like I’m the only one when he said “the bouncer remake” was like “I’d totally play that!”

[@Memnoch_the_Devil]

Azure Knight you're definitely not. Depending on the play style I would too

[@bulbafett5001]

I remember renting it and a PS2 from Blockbuster for a weekend, only to find out they didn't include a memory card. And having to keep it on and or paused the entire time till victory. Was amazing.

[@thomaslane1547]

Nah, I'd play that.

[@thomasheasman9981]

It was a great game! I rented it from blockbuster too 😂

[@lupussolitarus536]

I sure as hell would!!

[@senpaitxng]

4:02 I'm still waiting for that pizza

[@tossapat027]

; ^ ;

[@shawnshuman9460]

"Finally delivers the game people have been screeching about on forums for over a decade" weeeell until the last few hours.

[@ssantos88]

Shawn Shuman But if you don’t like it, you’re just a hater. This game is a MASTERPIECE!!! Jokes aside, I feel that FF7R fans are being kinda hypocrites. I bet they made fun KH fans for liking the story of the game, now they are getting the same in their game and is suddenly great storytelling.

[@GuitarJester89]

Well, Its more like the last 30 minutes. That's really the only major difference. As for their comment about Sephiroth being like Xehanort. That's how it always was. Everytime you saw him in the first game, It wasnt his body. He would use Jenova to take form. And we knew their were remnants with Jenova cells as well. But they never went much into them in the original. The first time you actually see Sephiroths real body in the original game is when Cloud hands over the black materia at the promised land. Even when Aerith gets killed. Sephiroths mind, Jenovas body.

[@KeeperOfDGroove]

@@ssantos88 I basically agree, I actually took time to read some of the reviews people were leaving and they were literally giving 0's because they didn't like the very last part of the game, not that all of em are like that but, is it really a 0 if you enjoyed the hell out of 99% of the game?

[@ssantos88]

KeeperOfDGroove Those people are clearly over exaggerating. Regardless of the ending, a lot of people still enjoy the game overall. Giving it a zero is just petty.

[@KeeperOfDGroove]

@@ssantos88 And I agree, it is petty, you enjoy the rest of the game and just that one part is enough to make it a 0? Totally petty, i'm just happy I finally get myself some more Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith to enjoy, oh and I suppose Barret as well :-p

[@MarcelloGarini]

* snaps finger * "I've come up with a new materiah!" I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE. AND I LOVE IT

[@wanderingpaladin4927]

As someone who had never played the original, I really enjoyed the remake. I'm currently playing the original, and though I do love it I think the way the remake was done is a better fit for a modern RPG considering that most RPGs nowadays have lots of dialogue and exploring between plot points, whereas the original FFVII, though it does have some parts like that also tends to jump from one plot point to another quite abruptly (I say this as someone who grew up on modern RPGs, so I'm more used to the way modern games are formatted)

[@PhoenixburningHere]

Imagine your friend You: "Help... I'm dying" Friend: "You owe me a PIZZA!!" You: "... dafuq dude?"

[@Zinervawyrm]

That's right up there with: Who will I have ice cream with?

[@Kumiko026]

It’s the Roxas thing all over again! XD

[@suadela87]

I love how bad Cloud is with people. He’s just a really sweet guy who is really bad at showing it.

[@phamthienphuc3951]

friend or not, REAL man gotta keep his priority straight, especially when it's a extra cheese pepperoni pizza with flat lay.

[@CaliburXL99]

Pham Thien Phuc But what about the stuff crust🤔

[@DPCP-h9u]

"Bottom Bottom" Weird, I remember playing this with a super saiyan.

[@seanwilson8168]

Nice reference LOL

[@HeresWhyItsCool]

"Black Mega Man!" Yeah, now that you mention it....

[@dessfred]

Finished the storyline last night. Yeah, its practically Kingdom Heart now. How they gonna explain the reset of all these godlike powers in part 2 now?

[@MiyreaZED]

"Recycled Shiki Design" I choked omg I love it and I can unsee it God plz do Honest TWEWY

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

That's where I've heard that name before! I only played TWEWY once so I'd forgotten that was the girl's name (and she appears in KH3D).

[@LithFox]

You know everyone keeps saying Nomura turned him into xehanort, but... The reunion WAS The original norting. >~> like... FF7 was ALWAYS that convoluted. ....just with less time travel.

[@elevenjordan4042]

It wasn'tnear THIS bad tho 🤦🏽‍ it actually COULD make sense

[@SwagBroPlays]

Spoilers: Cloud is blond

[@thelegendofdestiny5116]

BallerSwagBro9K cloud is a super saiyan FTFY

[@fahimalvi9521]

Spoiler: Tifa is Asain.

[@efremendez]

Is he a male?

[@MistaCasslaVideoGames]

Haha the Bouncer Remake dude that’s a throw back holy moly 😂

[@jamo06]

Mista Cassla I would purchase

[@marcusmcmillon9305]

First game I had on ps2....

[@LinyLavi]

The Struggler saaaame

[@omegagilgamesh]

"In a move clearly designed to make those who gave this game 10/10 admit that Kingdom Hearts is actually good." Me: NEVER!

[@PrinceVinc]

@Easter Fools to late and KH3 had at least better Gameplay xD

[@Midnight.k1]

I can't be the only original ff7 fan who has mixed feelings about this remake......?

[@jonathanrobles3977]

Some of the additions are hard to swallow, like the heartless and the weapon customization, for me. But you have to remember they're remaking the original game, not just redoing it. So in a way it is its own new original. Keeping that in mind has made it more enjoyable.

[@TheOraily]

just mixed??? lucky you! mine are .... well not mixed at all! i simply hate this "remake"! such a betrayale :( :( :( :(

[@honguyenhoaibao3676]

@@TheOraily suck to be you lol

[@hypeman1825]

It's a 7.. maybe an 8.

[@vincentphilippart4669]

I'm with you. They were walking a tightrope, but I still think they were a bit superficial about all this. I expected to see a lot more of Midgar, for the environment to feel a bit more real (jumping would have been nice) and deeper (why are our characters and the soldiers the only steamp-punk styled? Don't they stand out surrounded by plain t-shirts and suits?), for the story, motivations, and lore in general to be a bit deeper. It's an excellent remake, but considering what is done today, not a grade A game, or even such a good game.

[@jonathanhatty]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought Kyrie looks like shiki from TWEWY

[@RaymondTywaif]

omg real tea, some of the honest descriptions are so true! The tea about Nomura making the story more convoluted with time-travelling(confirmed? idk) plot, heartless-esque watchers and Xehanort Sephiroth lmao, I really thought of that ngl and I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it. The references used for the characters are so on point too, my favs are - Megaman ref "Black Megaman", FF15 ref "I've come up with a new Materia", TWEWY ref "Recycled Shiki design", RPDR ref? "Andrea you staya", freaking "Mr Worldwide" Pitbull ref too real I can't, FMA ref "Shou Tucker".

[@xDigitalMonster]

“I’ve come up with a new Materia” I WHEEZED

[@davindamico1759]

The Internet needs "I nailed it, I know, moving on" quote from you!

[@ДмитрийМачулин-ч3т]

5:58 They made Rude white?! 4K changes people.

[@Drako2k0]

He always looked white to me, kinda like the stereotypical bouncer type.

[@HaohanH7BranDy]

really wish they had the blood trail part by the end.

[@harrycrime8836]

What do you mean? The jenova blood trail? It's in the game

[@seanomygod]

It’s one of the few places that pesky Teen rating showed it’s face. They can’t animate massive pools of gore in 4K and not get a mature rating.

[@Rain-bp4di]

Jessie was a total power thirst XD

[@Aries1990]

Do an Honest Trailer for Dragon Age: Origins next.

[@timurkral3781]

No, go to bed!!!

[@Kahrdis]

jesus, that's like ps3 dark ages.

[@Aries1990]

@@Kahrdis Yeah but we are still getting Honest Trailers for games much older than that.

[@Aries1990]

@@timurkral3781 Nope. I'm staying up all night eating sardines while watching Encino Man on repeat.

[@Justin-ou5yo]

"TIFA STOP STANDING IN THE AOE" bro I felt that

[@StevoM08]

I’m surprised there wasn’t some kind of Charlie Sheen joke for Biggs.

[@danhodson7187]

StevoM08 there was mate, he was Topper Harley from Hotshots in the ‘starring’ segment 👌🏻

[@lh2589]

Lol, every scene with Biggs I thought to myself " that's Charlie Sheen in Hot Shots Part Deux", I'm glad someone else picked up on it

[@XElhirrimX]

"Shou Tucker" WHY DID YOU DO THAT ?

[@crackedhammer8505]

Should've been WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

[@KevinPaul06]

Final Fantasy VII Remake: Ultimate Re:Mix 7/7.7 HD Nomura Edition

[@davidmunroe-glada2098]

I think I just though of what order & what the other Titles might be call later down the road? You dig? 😁 FFVII-2 ReMake: Days Of Future & Past FFVII-0 ReMake: Birth By Sleep The Origins FFVII-3 ReMake: Dream Drop Remake 356/2 Days HD Final Remix Of Memories 2.9

[@johnnyfroggo7361]

Please say: "This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it."

[@keifferw7385]

The RuPaul reference killed me!! 11/10