Honest Game Trailers | Lies of P

[@AKJ828]

"Pinokiro puppets lie twice" is amazing!

[@MrShinigami420]

Nailed the title 💯

[@riningan]

Better title than the original.

[@Jhost90]

It's the most accurate shorter review you can make of the game

[@SomeUserk]

I have a question. Which is harder? Sekiro without kuro charm or lies of p? And which is more fun?

[@EZfam24]

I remember watching Del Toro’s Pinocchio and when the concept of Pinocchio being immortal was introduced it reminded me of Sekiro and I was like “imagine Pinocchio as a souls game” You can imagine my surprise and hype when I saw the first trailer

[@SeoKhanKR]

As a Korean, I can tell you without a shadow of doubt. All the stories that you heard about Korean skincare... are true.

[@corey2232]

Do Koreans try to make their skin as white as possible? I keep seeing these Korean short videos, and all the women are like GHOST white. I figure that has to be a beauty standards thing.

[@SeoKhanKR]

@corey2232 Surprisingly, they try to find the right tone for their skin. The point is not "white skin", but "clean skin". The lighting usually ends up making their skin look whiter.

[@corey2232]

@SeoKhanKR Thanks for the reply! Does it just look super white/pale because of makeup? I know Americans like their skin looking more tan, but the videos of Korean women often look like they avoid the sun as much as possible.

[@SeoKhanKR]

@@corey2232 It's mostly the result of extreme weather conditions in Korea. If they face the sun too often, their skin will part like mud during a drought.

[@XC11301991]

I mean Pinocchio has always been a dark story. The original Pinocchio killed Jiminy cricket in the beginning and originally the story was going to end with the character left hung on a tree before it was continued to not be too dark for the children.

[@mrjooxmanallah]

So when did Pinocchio go "woke"? In the 1800s?

[@JordanGold5227]

Yea, but this one has hot people and very little to do with the source material other than names which obviously makes it superior in every conceivable way.... right?

[@15thCrypt]

​@@JordanGold5227I dont think anyone (not even the people behind the game) implied they werr trying or succeeded in making it superior. Even in the game they said Geppetto was inspired to make the main character because he was reading the story of Pinnochio. Also, more than half of the humans here wear masks and most of the rest are rather normal looking so I dont get where you got the "full of hot people" thing

[@Rnerdy197]

​@@mrjooxmanallahnever went woke

[@LadyIno]

@@mrjooxmanallah I don't remember Pinocchio becoming a depressed old puppet and getting replaced by a "female" diverse girl boss who can do no wrong.

[@rud3b0ygaming]

"What if pinocchio did war crimes?" 😂😂😂

[@xehanort6]

Not the first time it's been asked if you read the Fables comics. Haha

[@ForeverTraitor]

The author also put a weird Israel analogy in Fables too, who are currently committing war crimes right now!

[@whyjay9959]

@@ForeverTraitor Just another lie.

[@DanielGarcia-rx3kt]

@@whyjay9959 it's part of being Human 😈

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@andrewowens4421]

Can't really say anything bad about this game. It does a damn good job at what it set out to do.

[@xornedge8204]

My only complaints are unreadable animations in certain enemies and the lack of poise when pretty much every enemy gets it. Plus the almost inability to interrupt a charged attack from an enemy with a charged attack of your own regardless of weapon type. Feels like an enemy armed with nothing but a stick was able to ignore the hit from a sword as big as them and just smack you before you recover to use your parry(which feels like it takes an eternity)

[@malyman316]

​@@xornedge8204they are not unreadable , they are just made harder to read. And i think its good. You still can perfect parry whole boss fights if you are focusing and know enemy moveset

[@InMaTeofDeath]

I wonder how much of a difference playing on console makes, do any of them support FPS for this game above 60? Personally I think the fact that I was able to run it at a smooth 120hz helped a lot with those perfect parries.

[@dremy746]

@@InMaTeofDeath the number of frames for the parry window scales with what fps setting you're playing at. so the window is the same number of milliseconds no matter what your frame rate is. there was a bug on launch day that made the window larger if you played at 30 fps, but it's been patched.

[@xornedge8204]

@@malyman316 a couple of attacks have the lock on go above the camera rotation, meaning you cannot see the enemy at all. A bunch of attacks are lightning fast and cover wide ranges and have little indication of when they will go off(sometimes giving only 7. Frames for the player to react which basically makes you depend on guess work most of the time or on memorising every attack rather than being able to react to a tight timing), not to mention as I said before the Poise issue(I’m not the only one complaining search it up).

[@fabrislemos]

Can't believe they didn't make fun of the P Organ

[@historicflame972]

Can't believe they didn't make fun of Rise of P

[@DanielGarcia-rx3kt]

Low hanging fruit... heheh

[@Imagine1350]

Pancreas.

[@Dandandandandandandandandanda1]

They did at the very end

[@Neytiri935]

I would.

[@adamtapparo2168]

Nothing about the wacky weapon crafting? You can stab people with a hammer in this game. That definitely deserves a shout out

[@KoreanSpy1997]

*in a positive way haha.

[@somejerk5662]

Putting a gigantic axe blade on a tiny little knife handle is a ton of fun

[@patricknewton1368]

You get reduced damage for doing this though, the absurdity of that is discouraged.. that’s what the symbols “=, ^ , v “ mean next to the weapon head stats.

[@somejerk5662]

@patricknewton1368 Sometimes you have to sacrifice pure effectiveness in the pursuit of the funny.

[@owenhuwmorgan]

That sequence with the donkey transformation in the animated movie is straight up nightmare fuel!

[@Neytiri935]

Same. it is scary.

[@LukeCuddy]

It's an excellent allegory. Boys who throw away the rules, who drink and fight and cuss a storm? Who care not to better themselves? Grow into men who are suitable only for back breaking labor; Donkeys.

[@Baklavann]

I understand that some P-Organ jokes are as low hanging fruit as the gold coin tree fruits but I still expected a P-Organ joke

[@Wheeliam_Ironside]

I didn’t know how to word this but yes exactly! Lol i feel an emptiness from them not having one🤔

[@danielciocilteu3545]

Well he did a P-bodily function joke instead so i guess you'll have to settle for that. The one with the P-nes does not work because the little fellow never lies to you. It sees hot woman it gets up. Very honest system really.

[@metaloverlord7465]

Okay I'll admit it, Pinokiro was a LOT better title than my original title of 'Woodborne'. My hat is off to you Honest Trailer Guy.

[@jackdoyle7453]

That scene in pinnochio with the children still makes me feel so sad for the poor children.

[@Ch50304]

same. what happened to them was so awful.

[@justicetaylor3050]

At 5:10 , Yes! I would be most motivated to pursue the Paragon route solely to gain cat petting privileges. 😂

[@claytonrios1]

You're a real Dark Souls hero now Pinocchio!

[@MattwosRandomNonContent]

3:00 The funny thing is that if it weren't for Dragon Quest, FromSoft probably would have never added those to their games and Dragon Quest wouldn't even exist without Ultima, which also has poison swamps.

[@scourgeofyoutube9448]

5:54 From goth to boss, REMEMBER THE NAME

[@YeOldeMachina]

Deez nuts, stank arm, wellness influencers, and Solomon Grumpy. Got me to laugh at least 4x. This was a good one.

[@aaronwalker9816]

Now I wanna see an entire generation of Soulslike in the Grimm Bros story setting.

[@vampirewitch2034]

They do hint at a sequel in this game that is going to be wizard of Oz

[@hazukichanx408]

@@vampirewitch2034 As if those dang wheely frickers weren't terrifying enough in Return to Oz... imagine them as Soulsy enemies. Welcome to the nightmare fuel depot...

[@Memelord2020]

Please say, “I always come back.”

[@angeldiaz7607]

That Simpsons reference is golden 😂

[@Serpher1]

"European Mekka that has been transformed into... France" - well played, sir. Well played.

[@Cludnugget]

You'll always giggle when you say Lies of P, but what about when you're talking about upgrading your P Organ? 😅

[@GetIrked]

I'm 46 years old and bought a Wii at launch. I still giggle at its name.

[@darymetal]

Real Pinocchio from Collodi is BRUTAL AF. In the book Pinocchio bites off clean the paws of the Cat that was trying to rob him and kill him. And pinocchio end ups being hanged from a tree and beaten with sticks. Reading the book suddenly makes the game have more sense lol

[@Dan-zc3ou]

You know you're in too deep in this game's lore when you're looking up fanfics of Pinocchio/Carlo and Lampwick/Romeo having an happy ending together.

[@El_FzEq]

Wtf. But why am I even surprised lol. On a more serious note, the story is tragically well-written. I would've wished the boys weren't turned into puppets and instead had grown up, but life is just like that, full of sorrows. An excellent game!

[@theengineerfiles5885]

Say: “If Finnish DJ Darude’s 1999 eurodance classic Sandstorm shows up as the name of the song one more time, (raging tone) I’M HUNTING SOMEONE DOWN, AND I WILL BE GETTING THE HOOVES OUT!!”

[@alexandercampbell7903]

If this Pinocchio game had been made by Guillermo delToro; all of the Renaissance Italian characters would have British accents!

[@FREDERIKBK-q2m]

"vitality if you'd please" - Ashen one *SMACK ''no one levels vit'' -Firekeeper

[@reethemaster]

Please do an Honest Trailer for the Sly Cooper Series.

[@Kranitoko]

Alas still no Honest Game Trailer for Alan Wake... And heck, now Alan Wake 2. Maybe a duo episode some time? Cya next week.

[@josephkim007]

The part about the Korean skin care, and how it doesn’t send a good message about our society really got me lmao 😂

[@Memelord2020]

Make an Honest Trailer for Super Mario Bros. Wonder

[@OctacleEdits]

Do a trailer for Conker’s Bad Fur Day!

[@leoncca]

Would be cool to hear ya say the Darkest Dungeon quote: "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"

[@clarienne7583]

Replaying DD on Switch now, and I concur. Still one of my favourite quotes from that game. Maybe only outdone by the sheer sass of "monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtues".

[@missanjelcroft8384]

Glad I’m not the only one who thought immediately…. Timothee Chalamet! 😂😂

[@ghninja0]

I’m surprised you never mentioned the P-Organ.

[@digthesechild-bearinghipsb2842]

I'm surprised you didn't make a joke about the P-organs

[@Malganis85]

I did a doubletake hearing "Sound the Great Unsounded"! Cool to see Unsounded's fans out there in the wild!

[@JonoFunk]

"Daddy's robobelt" I mean, you're not wrong but... wow 😂

[@philiplopresti4060]

As ever, I have once more failed to get an honest game trailer made for SimCity. At this point, it’s starting to feel like a tradition. This is one tradition I’d like to end! Do SimCity! SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!

[@Zyrxx94]

Give us what the people want! SimCity!SimCity!SimCity!

[@spinninglink]

Cities skylines 2? Alright!

[@PieSauce1994]

SimCity!SimCity!SimCity!SimCity!

[@philiplopresti4060]

@@Zyrxx94 I appreciate the support. Together, we can triumph!

[@philiplopresti4060]

@@spinninglink , that one too!

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Spider-Man 2

[@thedeepfriar745]

Talk about the graphical glitches too!

[@SpectralSound.]

And the recycled stories from the older spiderman games.

[@dersteffen5948]

Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".

[@Joonivy]

The Korean Skincare is accurate tho, yall remember Train To Busan? That's a thriller-near-apocalypse movie with lots of bloodbath and everyone's skin is still ✨glowing✨

[@ramsaurbina9874]

Pinokiro got me 😂

[@SaintJimmy379]

Almost an identical... *Something something about BloodBorne mechanics*? I'm sold.

[@whyjay9959]

Thanks for quoting Unsounded, it's an awesome webcomic.

[@Memelord2020]

Make an Honest Trailer for Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

[@El_FzEq]

I like how much the Demon Fat Clown has major screen time here. I love and hate that well choreographed fight.

[@christinesinclair6938]

"that's been transformed well...into *France*" LOL

[@RoninAquila]

Please *don’t* throw a horrifying and life-scarring Lampwick-Donkey Jump-Scare into a hilarious and pleasant Honest Trailer 😱

[@porungadaddy9053]

Snitches may get the stitches so making every single one of the puppets out of cold lifeless metal was simply a stroke of genius. No chainsaw on earth can cut these things down!!! WaitWhat !!!

[@captainkaiii]

HOW WAS THERE NO MENTION OF THE P ORGAN. THIS WAS ABSOLUTE LOW HANGING FRUIT.

[@PureYang0]

He said you know it's a Korean game because everyones a bit too beautiful for going through an apocalypse haha

[@KoreanSpy1997]

My GOTY thus far. One of the best game this year and glad the game's doing really good even the time passes.

[@maniestranger4329]

A dark souls/bloodborn clone?

[@KoreanSpy1997]

@@maniestranger4329 If you think LOP is just a clone, you're wrong but whatever.

[@maniestranger4329]

@@KoreanSpy1997 am I really? Don't get me wrong it's a good game but not a game of the year

[@rhyswhittington8759]

agreed. its definitely not a clone dude, its more of a sekiro/ bloodborne mix if you want to compare fromsoft games. theres a lot this game does different. what is GOTY for you then? i absolutely think LOP is a strong contender for it and personally my favourite this year.

[@linkshunter608]

100%, this game is great.. I've played pretty much every goty nominee this year except i haven't finished baldurs gate 3, and lies of p is on top rn

[@LouiseHowardR]

I watched to see how you would craft the Timothee Chalamet joke. The resemblance is uncanny.

[@MattwosRandomNonContent]

0:42 I mean that's not too far off from American McGee's Alice (and the Tim Burton movies ofc) because Alice in Wonderland was also a pretty messed up story.

[@parkdongjin3617]

You must play Lords of the Fallen. The experience of switching between the two worlds is truly fantastic, and there are thirty bosses. Most issues were resolved with patches. In light, we walk

[@marc_likes_marketing]

My GOTY. This review cracked me up because, while I loved the game, the criticisms were spot on LOL. Also, "p-organ" makes me laugh more than the game's title.

[@streetg850]

So we're just not gonna talk about how we upgrade his "p-organ." Ok

[@brandonl.garcia2737]

No jokes about the P. Organ? Good for you, Epic Voice Guy.

[@TheHoudhini]

That's the most organic Deez Nuts joke I've heard 😂

[@kryptonian5539]

PinoccirO Puppers Lie Twice was brilliant 😂

[@thelengedaryhero6900]

Say, “This isn’t the beach. This is a bathtub.”

[@oureminence970]

Please say “Care bear stare” in your epic voice

[@AC-hj9tv]

Plz plz plz

[@GodLikesSnacks]

Please say "I am the Bone of my Sword, Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood"!

[@IamNumbrd_]

He was able to slot in a Deez nuts😂😂💔

[@marlowemichaelson1366]

If Timothee Chalomet doesn’t play Pinocchio in the movie adaptation I will get a nose job.

[@MooiAcilu]

I think Harry Gilby would be good to play him too.

[@FoNgThOnG]

Pinochhio doesn't exactly commit war crimes until you get that specific ending lol

[@HIT14MAN2]

Do a Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

[@stax6092]

+

[@bladestormX]

Okay that alternative name is pure gold

[@troublemaker574]

That out-of-control air fryer is still whopping my ass

[@Strigulino]

Can’t believe you didn’t mention the P Organ. 😂😂😂

[@MattwosRandomNonContent]

3:51 Isn't that more of doing a Monster Hunter? I mean sure the robot arm part is very Mega Man but beating up super tough giant monsters in a 3D action game and looting them for weapons and armor is more of a MonHun thing (Legends at least had the 3D action game and tough giant monsters parts far as I know and X7 was a 3D action game but we don't talk about X7).

[@ironwolf5802]

5:38 Nope. The ballgag is so don't make anyone deaf in the house from screaming. The wip is for if someone ask "Why don't you just do something else? What's the point of playing games anyway?" First snap a warning, after that then their own fault.

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

So i see every young man role with shaggy hair is still going to timothy chalamet. 6:08 goddamnit i made that comment before the video started 😅

[@chancepaladin]

what if resident evil 4 remake had been a soulslike.

[@malakigallant]

Noice Darkstalkers ref. Extra engagement for this video!

[@iamandrewyang]

"Frogger but he found religion" LOLOL

[@DucNguyen0131]

Do the Honest Game Trailer for My Time at Sandrock!

[@riningan]

Sure I may giggle a little at the title but I can't help laughing hard at P Organ. Like did they seriously not realize anything when they named it that?

[@marc_likes_marketing]

yassss!

[@historicflame972]

Something's rising and it ain't P - Me watching Laxasia's transition

[@miscielrossvillegas6307]

Pi means Blood in Korean (so the raw translation is 'Lies of Blood') The P-Organ is just Blood Engine in Korean How they manage to spin a Pinocchio story out of this from language differences is just amazing tho not gonna lie

[@todddonaldson7974]

"... Lie like an influencer with their rent due." LOL

[@dariomonaco3250]

One of the best surprises of the year - love this game!

[@FurnaxIkki]

"Pi" is the Korean word for "Blood". So the P-Organ is literally a "Blood organ".

[@84rinne_moo]

I don’t think that’s how it’s spelled in Korean tho. They put the Roman letter P if I’m not mistaken so I don’t think even Koreans read it as “blood organ”. It seems this is just misinformation.

[@FurnaxIkki]

@@84rinne_moo The game absolutely has English-style wordplay. For fuck's sake the best ending of the game is "Rise of P" (because Korean like Japanese has the same thing going on with Ls and Rs). It's not that far of a stretch to look at the big, heart-shaped organ that is at the end of the game EXPLICITLY called a "heart" and go "yeah, this was a wordplay joke".

[@84rinne_moo]

@@FurnaxIkki ok aggressive much? lol maybe go release some steam playing lies of p lol 😂

[@FurnaxIkki]

@@84rinne_mooNot a bad idea. Latest patch is rad.

[@84rinne_moo]

@@FurnaxIkki it is! I’m on NG+ myself right now, enjoying it more than I thought I would 👍

[@chadharger9323]

Honest Games - I just watched an youtube ad for Jagged Allience 3. Did you do the voice over? It does sound like you did.

[@mechcommander7876]

Came for the honest trailer. Stayed for the clip from one of the best Simpsons episodes. “Do you like it marge? I call it no tv and no beer make Homer something something…”

[@thestormwizard6447]

You called P a Timothee Chalamet joke when there's a completely different character in the game that looks exactly like him lol

[@thechill5267]

Please say ," You have been a naughty wooden mechanic boy"

[@ZoeyHope]

The only Honest Trailer video I love watching. It's hilarious!!!!!

[@ytmndan]

I can't believe there was zero mention of the "P-Organ"

[@AC-hj9tv]

Yea wwtf

[@d.g.m.8455]

Say: “Okay, before we get down to business, there’s something I have to tell you…..I’m fresh out of honey.”

[@OutlawCarr]

The Sky Dragon Slash from Grandia 2 as spoken by it's hero, Ryudo the Geohound. Excellent!!!

[@StevenHiggins-p8z]

Someone got my quote request, yay for us

[@tomnope540]

Not JUST pet the cat. Get your humanity up enough and he'll jump into your arms and nuzzle you on this own.

[@Cleanframe]

Please say: "Damn son where'd you find this!?"

[@ttt6648]

can't wait for the sequel with Winnie: Tales of P and Pooh

[@AcoylteKraven82]

4:54- So……………. Besides the option to answer some question with “a puppet” I haven’t really seen anything that would make me think the main character is Pinocchio!?! So????

[@healsallwounds]

Next up has to be Robocop: Rogue City! And if you do an honest trailer for it, please say, "Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."

[@maxkliegl2001]

Now it's time for a Lords of The Fallen Honest Trailer!!

[@Cortanarama]

Easily my current GOTY. Finally got me into soulsborne games after playing some light ones like Darksiders 3 and Star Wars Jedi. I’m also hoping the difficulty is actually very close to the soulsbornes. 1st playthrough was tough but rewarding, didn’t use any spectres; some YT vids definitely helped with spec strats. 2nd playthrough you become almost godly, and then playthrough 3 it kinda evens itself out again, but Spectres usually make the bosses on 2nd and 3rd a breeze.

[@Cruzfader127]

having played all of them this one at points is harder than most souls/bloodborne, even Sekiro. So you'll be just fine and addicted to them like the rest of us.

[@rhyswhittington8759]

@@Cruzfader127 yeah i agree. some of the bosses in this game are no joke. i disagree with the poster that the second playthrough made you godlike. some bosses were so much harder in NG+

[@hazukichanx408]

If it's too easy with a spectre, don't use the spectre. If it's now too hard, try using a spectre. A simple strategy, but quite effective!

[@Cortanarama]

@@rhyswhittington8759 For some context in case maybe it was just the build, I was using Motivity build that focused mostly on heavy atks to stun them which let's you get free heavy atk into fatal atk. The maxed out Puppet String Legion arm is also bonkers fun to get in close, dodge attack by launching high into the air, and potentially get a hit in the their back when coming down. NG+ even without certain amulets and P Organs is pretty generous with Ergo, so I was just pumping points into Motivity then Life/Stamina/Capacity (they say in playthrough 1, your Motivity/whatever you're running caps around lvl 40). Then you factor in some of the generically good P-Organ passives after which you start choosing stuff like extra stun when hitting opponent in back, and it all pairs really well with Spectre taking boss' aggro. Definitely not a clean sweep of the bosses by any means, but I was also drowning in Star Pieces by that point, so just pop 1/98 on a failure and try boss again. By playthrough 3 I had basically bought all the P-organ abilities I could ever need and all that was left was like the Gold Fruit tree stuff or reduced shop prices. I did mess up the cloud save trick to save a playthrough and got the bad ending on playthrough 1. Final optional boss was no joke on playthrough 2.

[@rhyswhittington8759]

@@Cortanarama i did a strength build too very similar to yours although i did like the aegis better for a get out of jail free guard if i wasnt sure of timings, the only diffference is that i never use spectres or summons in these games which completely changes the boss in my opinion. i also dont dont cloud save because im ok with doing three full playthroughs (three because i did my first playthrough blind so i both lied and told the truth so ended up doing three).

[@irkalla100]

I finished the game. It busted my balls all the way through. Ended it as a chore. Zero fun after midgame, just predictable annoyance over and over.

[@TheTrueNorth11]

Word

[@soichironagi9993]

1) the title you gave at the end made me crack hard XD 2) it will be funny if people start a speedrun where you pet the cat asap XD 3) please, can you say "who the hell do you think we are?! GIGA DRILL BREEEEAK!!"? like in the top tier anime movie Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (or do a honest game trailer of the game, since they released it like a gatcha game for mobile "sigh")