Fantastic Beasts and where to find them | crack #1

My last crack video was 16 months ago. Yeah it's time for a new one.
This crack was made before the DVD came out, so a lot of quality is crap. Yet I hope you can look past it and enjoy!
songlist:
0.40: Cute overload
0.53: Stranger like me - Phil Collins
1.17: Hello - Lionel Richie
1.35: You don't own me - Grace
2.13: I want it that way - Backstreet Boys
2.36: Sweet goodbyes - Krezip
2.58: I've got the magic in me - B.o.B.
3.16: A thousand miles - Vanessa Carlton
3.42: Rock n Roll - Avril Lavigne
3.48: Just like fire - P!nk
4.20: Best friend - Toy Box
4.48: Whatcha say - Jason Derulo
5.00: B*tch better have my money - Rihanna
5.12: Just the way you are - Bruno Mars

[@kitkatkinz]

"your not mating with me sunshine" omg that killed me

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

kitkatisweird Doctor Who and Harry Potter in the same video! 👍😂😂😂😂

[@idioticdemon2619]

👀👏👁👏👀👏👁👏

[@lem0ncakesss632]

Fantastic cracks and how to find them. And Newt. Is a cute overload! Creedence is a lil cinnimon roll.

[@malfoysbitch4087]

Aw Oh gosh

[@simpburs]

yas Newt and Credence asre just so cute uGH

[@my.chemical.killjoy7455]

Lol the "Hello, is it me your looking for?"

[@fentonbomb1609]

"I wanna be a wizard" "B*TCH ME TOO!" (and btw, NEWT SCAMANDER IS 2 CUTE! 😭😭 HE CANT BE REAL!)

[@Squishy_Seal]

Fentonbomb 1 He is damn cute!

[@karenrasile7160]

No he's dam cute

[@johnycousins4994]

Fentonbomb 1 I just listen to this for first time on Sunday I really can't wait for fantastic beast where to find them two film

[@hollyc423]

HE 2 CUTE and he already mine

[@idioticdemon2619]

😔

[@DeadpoolsDuck]

Pause at 3:57 when Newt is in a white shirt and just look at his flustered face. SCREENSHOTS FOR DAYS 😍😍😍

[@fluffysaik6366]

me af.

[@my_hips_dont_lie_5680]

yes.

[@simpburs]

yESs

[@benzee4337]

It's a cute overload

[@themozARTgroupie]

fave bits: 0:40 - TOO ACCURATE (Newt is the most adorable thing in this universe. scratch that, in ANY universe.) 1:14 - hach yes, a classic 1:35 - ..... normally I'd be pissed for taking that song away from Harley, but that's TOO PERFECT!!! 2:19 - KILL ME THX 2:25 - this :):):) is :):):) fine :):):):):):):):):):) *breaks down sobbing uncontrollably* 4:14 - nawww...

[@alysha478]

awwh thank you! ^.^

[@lem0ncakesss632]

themozARTgroupie i croed on the creedence parts. So sad..

[@tipsy2662]

I agree with the 3:47 one, the song just suits him sooooooooooooooo well

[@themozARTgroupie]

@@alysha478 Coming back to this today bc I need something positive in the light of,, you-know-what-shitshow. And yup - still captures my heart like it did back then

[@alysha478]

@@themozARTgroupie hey, any tiny light I can bring in your life is wonderful ❤ stay strong, we'll get through this ;)

[@exitpursued6690]

Well done. Thanks for the lols. "Bitch better have my money" was my favorite bit.

[@alexandrah.6602]

Newt: I think the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts. Queenie: ... Queenie: Hogwash. Newt & The Entire HP Fandom: bish whet

[@RandomHuman-yp7lt]

So true

[@fancypotato1873]

Being impressed by Newt's moves xD

[@edwardb.969]

You Don't Own Me totally fits Queenie

[@MookieB]

OK, TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THIS BUT IF BELATRIX LASTRANGE AND LUNA LOVEGOOD WHERE MIXED TOGETHER IT WOULD BE QUEENIE

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

Victoria B I'm not hating this idea....🤔

[@gmikaleesangmibbvip]

Oh.. Oh.. Oh!!!!

[@newtscamander9382]

Well this video is a bit awkward

[@NobodyOne_]

Lol

[@natalijatheghost]

A bit

[@yodel7781]

NEWT! 😍❤️♥♥ ♥

[@malfoysbitch4087]

Haha Marry me

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

Newt Scamander 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kitkatkinz]

I can just imagine Hanna Redmayne's reaction to the mating dance. OMGGGGG Hanna: ummmmmmmmmmmmm just don't do that in the house okay honey?

[@isaacs8783]

Mystiffer *teaches his child how to do the dance as soon as she learns to walk*

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

Isaac Shoffren 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zajaacLuLu]

I love this! For example "When he impresses you with his moves" part really stuck with me :D

[@fentonbomb1609]

And when you smile! pfthaha that had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@Wowkittykat9wow0]

"i did my waiting! 12 years of it!" damn right you did!

[@apod5155]

I just want a mate --> WHOVIANS

[@HobbyCAD]

Apo D yesssss 10 yesssssssssssss

[@demigodwhovian3436]

AH YEAH! WHOVIANS!

[@yipyip4372]

Apo D WHOVIANS!!!!

[@claraoswin9515]

"You're not mating with me sunshine" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 All hail Donna Noble ; the most important woman in the universe

[@gillesmidez6971]

Yesss

[@YourAchillesHeel]

god i lost my mind. amazing work.

[@rebecca7856]

Oh my gosh, the niffler part at the end was the greatest. Loved the whole thing, though.

[@sydniedoesstuff]

12 year old: Mom can I get a IPhone? Mom: NO! You need to wait til you are 14 12 year old: I DID MY WAITING... 12 YEARS OF IT!!!!!!!

[@ellyluvwolf]

Yes newt is cuteness overload

[@MadiBendy]

Hello?! Is it me your looking for? 😂

[@OutrunningKarma]

I just realized something... Credence is Barry Alan from Justice League!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@llcmr]

“You don’t own me” sums up Queenie perfectly! xD yes

[@RoseForEverafter]

Hilarious! Hope the next one has more Tina though cuz she's my fave :)

[@alysha478]

RoseForEverafter I am waiting for a better movie quality and then part 2 will come :) more Tina, I promise!

[@mashuzerosu]

RoseForEverafter SAME TINA IS MY FAVORITE

[@jonnybuijze1770]

Newt is my favorite but honestly Tina is so underrated. She deserves more love 🖤

[@laughing.introvert9222]

SAAAAMEEEE

[@angelmanuelruiz6568]

Love tu y nut y tu

[@sakakitr6809]

This is too good, I can't stop laughing. :'D Very well done!

[@mistamemewide]

Eddie is too cute.

[@jjpxggy9101]

4:14 "I think I would rather chop off my hand than get rid of you after everything that you have done for me" 4:38

[@softfrecks1117]

1:10 1:13 the phandom would understand whos voice that is

[@kira_helena]

1:29 UHH IS THAT AN AUDIO OF THE DOCTOR AND DONNA

[@nerdimusprime7760]

Well done this was too funny. I love the Hogwash part.

[@parzidial1]

Fantastic Beasts and where to crack them.

[@gillesmidez6971]

1:28 DOCTOR WHOOOOO ❤️❤️💙💙❤️

[@seeyouspacecowboy_98]

1:29 DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RedPandaGirl002]

What episode???

[@iitimaii8011]

the doctor who one thoooooooooooo the same thing i thought about watching the movie...dnt know why i didn't see crack right after i watched the movie...

[@laughing.introvert9222]

Newtina is my OTP of all time! Jacob makes me laugh, Tina makes me happy and sad with her facial expressions, and newt makes me Fangirl every time he is with Tina

[@derpypigeon]

3:58 perfect! It's so true that no one can be just like Newt!

[@claraoswin9515]

(may involve spoilers for Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald) 1:55 The song definately reminds me of Queenie in the second movie... So heartbreaking (I bet she was brainwashed with the tea and stuff)

[@yanamariefrazier]

2:19 just got me.. 😂😭 the first time and actually every time I see that scene I just feel so emotional becuase I can imagine the 100 thoughts going through Newt's head

[@xoazenneth]

1:10 OMGOSH I'M CRAFTING RN THIS IS PERFECT

[@ladycplum]

Ahhh the Doctor and Donna..always a great combo

[@alysha478]

Songlist in description :)

[@benzee4337]

Loved it so much

[@animeeti]

I can’t believe that there are people who don’t like Phantastin beasts but consider the cursed child as the 8th hp book

[@Naifan93]

Loooool, i just LOVE the reactions hahahaha

[@johnycousins4994]

Best film of 2016

[@Salterisks]

I'm actually crying from laughter oh my god

[@olive4604]

listen. I love Newt 💝

[@libbyminor926]

Am I the only one trying not to ruin the second fantastic beasts It is soooooooooooooooooooooo good 😂❤️💗

[@joshuaford4297]

first time I pressed like on a hp crack vid (using that name a a blanket term for the franchise)

[@isaacs8783]

Joshua Ford Rowling's Wizarding World or just the Wizarding World is the blanket term

[@smellyfrog4305]

When I was reading the book I didn't pay much attention and thought Credence was a girl xD

[@isaacs8783]

Panic! at the Melanie Martinez you mean the screenplay. I thought he was a MACUSA employee and was called Credence with a short e

[@tranquilghost]

Newt 4 ever❤️❤️❤️

[@Beccamorta]

0:09 l'm die 😂😂😂😂

[@sandythemaster6898]

4:38-4:51 Perfection

[@joshuaford4297]

actually it was only around 4 1/2 years

[@emmawever8451]

i just love this vid i really enjoyed it and so funny 'cause one song is from a dutch band and i'm dutch so yeah

[@alysha478]

emma wever ik ook ;)

[@joshuaford4297]

this year the franchise is 20 the character is 37 and the actor is 28

[@joshuaford4297]

pardon

[@cateye9922]

@COLE, GRACE SPSB *29, since he was born in 1897 (I'm talking about Newt, not Eddie xp)

[@rebeccaperrydoosan7456]

poor sirius needs a hug *hugs padfoot*

[@WonderVis97]

"Hogwash." "WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT DID YOU SAY"

[@Blue_124th]

"i did my waiting! 12 years of it!" me 2016

[@user-uk9pv4lz5q]

1:10, the phandom is screaming.

[@ginger8556]

i wanted to subscribe but you have 777 Subs and i did not wanna ruin your lottery.

[@alysha478]

Nooo go for it! :)

[@ashleyspratlin1811]

3:12 I'm crying.

[@divine-grace7319]

PastelGrave I wanna be a WIZARD!!!!

[@demigodwhovian3436]

DOO WE OOOOOOOOO!

[@alliemcg1223]

I literally JUST came here from watching Dan and Phil and holy crap there’s dans voice

[@benzee4337]

As much as we want to be wizards encluding meWe're all going to be dead in two seconds same goes with star wars

[@Adel_queenie318]

i was laughing the whole thing-

[@MX.Unicorn1999]

Get ‘em Newt

[@katerinaodermattova1237]

0:40 so accurate

[@justintaylor3412]

funny how sirius black says hes been waiting 12 years prisoner of askaban came out it 2004 and fantastic beast 2016 thats 12 years

[@nomatophobia]

the thumbnail tho,,, idk if I've ever seen a more professional thumbnail for a crack vid lol

[@alysha478]

The pros of being a professional photoshopper 😁 haha thanks!

[@k.k.315]

1:15 is my fav♥

[@kathrynmft]

1:13 YAAAASSS

[@tranquilghost]

Magic magic owwww

[@bethanw7729]

Dan Howell!!! I caught your reference 1:11

[@alexandraprigoreanu7210]

the first one is from harry potter!!!!!!! if you don't know that either!!!

[@larakuchiki8697]

MV rất hay, i like it 🤕😪👍

[@killjoy5967]

if you guys never realize the train station Narnia, Harry Potter

[@yoda6013]

Oh hello there

[@psychopralka6444]

3:15 I DIED

[@th3ycallmecryb4by]

Im an Ivlemorney hiuse. Im Horned Serpent and at Hogwarts Im A Slytherin!POTTERMORE IS DA BEST

[@elfieplays4872]

3:48 what is this some sort of Newt Scamander edit? 🤣🤣🤣

[@peanuts8555]

5.00 😂😂😂😂

[@RedPandaGirl002]

Where's the "You don't own me" quote from?? 1:30

[@Squishy_Seal]

00:40 so true!!!

[@alysha478]

Hey guys check out my 2nd Fantastic Beasts crack video! kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKCyeomCfaqZqLM

[@annylucia9658]

Hogwash

[@katc5832]

Is it just me or could newt be a dr? I mean his suitcase is bigger on the inside and he's not good at social encounters

[@A_C_E_13]

3:09 WHAT I WATCHED THE MOVIE LAST NIGHT AND NEVER SAW THAT CLIP IS THAT IN THE CREDITS?!? NOT LIKE THE EDIT BUT THE MOVIE CLIP PLEASE TELL ME

[@alysha478]

Haha calm down honey! No that clip is not in the movie, it's a deleted scene where Tina and Queenie sing the song of Ilvermorny. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHjXo6R7etiaj9k

[@tranquilghost]

I got a book read by newt

[@dreamdemon8509]

what's the song at 2:43 ? btw great video!!

[@alysha478]

Thank you! See the description for the songs :)

[@dreamdemon8509]

+Alysha478 you're welcome!

[@dreamdemon8509]

+Alysha478 oh okay now I know what song is thanks (i didn't notice lol)

[@x_x2892]

3:18 min Aaaaaa 😂😂😂

[@profmalik7347]

Im so proud that im a hufflepuff

[@janinabrockmeyer]

Newt sieht echt gut aus

[@janinabrockmeyer]

Newt ist verrückt😂

[@michellemajumdar2041]

I snorted at 4:47

[@anotherpapasheev7546]

Am I the only one who is mad at Quinnie?

[@killerphantom9378]

I laughed at 3:16