Fast and Furious Crossroads Review - Are they actually serious?

[@floria923]

Budget: 20 Million Production 500k Vin Diesel: 19.5 Million

[@GothicDragonX]

Sounds about accurate

[@glypheye]

Now just add “ - “ to all those figures for gross take. Omg how does this game even exist? It has to be someone’s private joke. It’s the only way

[@SrChalice]

@@glypheye nah man, they are dead serious

[@LaziAmerican]

The thing that is even more entertaining then this game...is seeing Project Cars 3 and this developer on the same page for the game. I hope they release Vin Diesel DLC for that game.

[@JesterTheMolesters]

Wow Vin Diesel the shifty lad had the audacity to ask for 19.5 millon just for acting and voice acting what a joke

[@coreystrawn4532]

Pay an extra $100 and get the Rock in the game😂

[@romus3550]

Fak this game didn't age well...wait it's just been released?

[@darugdawg2453]

looks like a mobile game

[@darkon666]

Recommended GPU: RTX 2080 :p

[@jeffrad9846]

On steam it’s a gtx 2080 (a card that doesn’t even exists)

[@MrNuclearturtle]

It looks like a 2013 game with 2007 game mechanics

[@singularityraptor4022]

@@MrNuclearturtle even NFS games that came during that time is still gold today so these guys fked beyond belief

[@richardrichardsnotface6229]

Got to give the Dev's credit for the attention to detail and keeping up to date with current affairs - As you can see the setting of the game is during Lockdown. I mean I didn't see one NPC walking the streets in all of those game-play clips.....well I assume that's what they intended.

[@SilverSonic2099]

RichardRichard Snotface Pretty soon a special update will be made that will make every main character wear a facemask during cutscenes too. 😂

[@RS_Redbaron]

And no minimap hahahaha

[@Theo-jw6hz]

Looks like a mobile game.

[@brokengames9020]

30 PREMIUM FPS macro-transactions auto-aim master race.

[@Neolithico]

It also reminded me of arcade racers

[@NoahiShere2667]

real racing 3 is a mobile game and has way better graphics

[@DeepFried_SpringRolls]

Bruh asphalt 9 looks better than this

[@zef9151]

It even has a season pass lol

[@PhilipThompson]

The target market here is "parents who know nothing about games or gaming but have heard of a popular movie franchise called F&F and need a last minute birthday gift for their child". Poor child.

[@harrywalker3051]

The good : "I don't have to play it anymore" "I opened a new box of bells" "2+2=4" "It's sunny outside I may have a walk" Perfect. XD

[@deandane589]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@uniquehandle-u9p]

You know the game sucks when it makes you want to go for a walk outside instead

[@Memelord2020]

The bad: "Driving mechanics are woeful" "Missions are woeful" Graphics are woeful" "It's all woeful"

[@DennisHeikki]

Lol not even 10 seconds in: "Is it worth a buy? NO IT F------ BEEEP!"

[@Brenryz]

You can blame him for such a lousy launch. A friend bought this and after couple hours when he beat it he was going to show multiplayer off. Steamdb showed only 24 users online, total. Couldn't do that, couldn't rationalize the season pass to us because nobody was playing it. It even had a higherscore than Fast & The Furious Showdown, didn't matter.

[@MichaelJ44]

dennis heikki Kinda racist

[@BDreGaming]

@@Brenryz you know someone who paid money for this shit pile? 😂😂

[@HutchstarEnt]

Live life 10 seconds at a time

[@DennisHeikki]

@@MichaelJ44 lol what?

[@shipmcgee452]

We already know the game is bad. We just want to see Mack's reaction.

[@tzeffsmainchannel]

I've never heard about this game untill I saw the..uhm...HORRID trailer ("Vin Diesel" looks like $#!T!) So I immediatly ran to Mack's review!

[@gerardvreeswijk840]

Spot on.

[@danielmoore8953]

read a positive steam review... the guy basically said "If you can get over all the shit in this game, it's not that bad" - deluded gamers these days!

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

Daniel Moore So he mean get over the game itself completely? Because it is shit as a whole.

[@bedlamp9157]

These gamers have some form of Stockholm Syndrome.

[@DerichndofCoomland]

It's a bit like when Cinema Wins say, that all you have to do is pretend a movie is what you would have wanted it to be, do you can like it because not liking things is toxic and shit.

[@tarnishedpose]

@@IskenderCaglarM41B441 this is even worse than Ubisoft with their "pay to skip mission"

[@kylesoler4139]

He said it sarcastically.

[@tech1238]

when you see “are they actually serious” you know it’s gonna be a good video 😂

[@TimDutch]

Mack is on his best when roasting

[@tech1238]

Tim Dutch 😂😂

[@Peter_739]

They know what they're doing. This is the easiest gig ever. It's targeted to morons who watch this tripe in cinema and buy Fifa every year, they'll buy it.

[@igorthelight]

+1

[@tarnishedpose]

SMS are secretly a bunch of marketing geniuses

[@mistahstyle]

Bruh i watch fast and furious and I'd never buy this shit

[@XxWolfxWaRioRxX]

Just because people like the turn off your brain car action films doesn't mean they would like a shit overpriced game stop chatting shit

[@Peter_739]

@@XxWolfxWaRioRxX stop flinging it then

[@Qu1etRi0t]

Sadly, they actually might be serious.. Fast and serious..

[@fosty.]

Daft and Serious

[@daktaklakpak5059]

It was certainly fast out of production. And looking at the price tag, they seem serious to boot.

[@tarnishedpose]

Exactly what I thought after reading the title lol

[@BlatentlyFakeName]

Super fast and serious

[@aphrenedge2262]

3:57 Mack's musical career is really taking off

[@post-apocalypticcomingsoon1625]

The Deluxe edition is 120$ for us Canadian. I'd literally rather pour gasoline on that 120$ and watch it burn to ash.

[@simsimmauk7587]

Call the police, the developers are robbing people with this. Disgusting game.

[@MRFOURKAY]

I wished 😪 that I had watched my $60 burn 🔥 instead of recovering from this Nightmare 😫

[@TheREALHugo4]

@@MRFOURKAY Buy better games next time.

[@S1D3W1ND3R015]

Only like 1000 idiots. Thats all it sold. Like 1000 copies around all platforms. The peak on steam was 26. The PEAK. I bet almost all those were reviewers too. Fucking abomination

[@angerfistkill]

@@MRFOURKAY so you just randomly buy new games without even seeing gameplay or anything else? Lol you deserve this 100%

[@mizuki6048]

@@MRFOURKAY Don't buy anything with Vin Diesel on it

[@MBience3]

3:57 New song “Yeah yeah it’s a console game” Please, please. Release the MACK ALBUM!

[@Raptor501st]

Can't believe the guys who made NFS Shift made this.

[@haaxxx9]

Even though the Shift series (And Project cars) have it's own issues, this is by far the worse project they released. Funny enough I started playing NFS shift more cause even though it's not "realistic" it still enjoyable and have it's own unique personality that most sims now a days kinda bores me.

[@Sir_Robin_of_Camelot]

I loved shift, the cockpit mode was fantastic

[@XDviper45]

The green side of the end screen is hilarious.

[@randylahey1232]

The red sides hilarious too 😂

[@ShonkV]

😂😂😂😂yup

[@TheRPGentleman]

Mack is the most entertaining reviewer on KZbin. Change my mind.

[@onyxia2294]

@@TheRPGentleman that'd be impossible yo o_O

[@lordvengeance9395]

Worse than Ride To Hell? :O Man... NEVER thought I'd ever hear that...

[@blackknightdiscussions7632]

Why does this game look like a cellphone game!!?

[@ThisIsmiXTV]

Thats how Mafia works.

[@illkickyournandownthestair3972]

"The gameplay, guys. The gameplay, guys. The gameplay, guys. The gameplay, guys." x20

[@emulation2369]

Ride to mega-hell: Re-retribution Wheelman was sooo much better

[@AC1984]

Chase Hq from 1988 over this fast and furious bs any day . I wouldn't even pirate this game .

[@MartR80]

⚠️TIP Try “WRECKFEST”. I bought it on sale last week on PS4. It is an amazing game in my opinion. 👍🏻 lots of tracks, cars, damage physics etc. 🕹

[@computerfan1079]

"This is worse than Ride to Hell Retribution". Well, that's something I never expected to hear LoL

[@Napoleon_4pcs]

So in other words, it's about the same quality as the movies....

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

Napoleon Tell me you meant new movies cuz old ones are pretty good.

[@Napoleon_4pcs]

@@IskenderCaglarM41B441 no, I actually meant the lot

[@ShaneMcGrath.]

@@IskenderCaglarM41B441 What do you mean old "ones"? There is only one movie, The rest don't count!

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

Napoleon Then get out because old movies were good

[@shadowking773]

the franchise died after ff7

[@JoshDRivia4]

People sued CDPR over Cyberpunk, yet this game exists and is currently still being charged at £60...

[@itsFiftyy]

4:49 I've honestly seen better car reflections in PS2 games.

[@Shero1337]

I didn't even notice, that's hilariously bad xD

[@VolcanicProtectorMan]

I miss low budget racing games like Tokyo drift where you flash your lights behind other cars then race them lol why do we not have that for next gen open world.

[@papertelevision]

Jesus Christ the broken bell stuff was so hilarious.

[@andremartinez5307]

I clicked so fast and furiously.

[@Sergeofsocal]

You're 2 fast 2 furious lol

[@EJGarza]

This is in my opinion, the best and funniest review of 2020. I couldn't stop laughing in tears throughout the entire video. I'm not bullshitting with you Edit: Also, he need to release a album or something when I heard the Console Game remix

[@Wolfcubware]

With the pricing for this game, we can confirm that Slightly Mad studios have gone Completely Mad.

[@adityadora1]

A shop to buy wigs for van diesel. I was dying man😂😂

[@Henk14789]

This reminds me of all those low budget driving games you got around the 2000's. Those were great fun though...

[@mrwamble]

That's because we had no choice at the time.

[@da_jeezuss8922]

Road Trip Adventure for the ps2 was better than this 😂

[@mrwamble]

@@da_jeezuss8922 I was thinking Ridge Racer for PS1

[@daktaklakpak5059]

Ah yes, Autobahnraser or so it was called. Demos on Magazine CDroms. Those were the times man...

[@mrwamble]

@@daktaklakpak5059 "Start your engines, and lets... get it on."

[@Drain_Life_Archive]

They want 60$ for this and another 30$ for a season pass. What a crock of shit in 2020.

[@baltogames1501]

Looks like "Ride to Hell: Car-tribution."

[@TheCrazyCartModChannel]

Vin Dies-hell: car-tribution

[@jordanking7711]

Ride to Hell Retribution compared to this game looked like a piece of shit. This game to me looks nowhere NEAR as bad as that game.

[@alexs_toy_barn]

Jordan King yea but that wasn't a $60 game tho. this game was supposed to be a AAA release, not some crappy indie PoS like ride to hell

[@jordanking7711]

@@alexs_toy_barn It's not even an 'Idie PoS like Ride to Hell' though. Far from it. It's not even NEARLY as bad as people are painting this game to be. And yeah okay, this game may be the equivalent of PS2 or PS3 graphics. So what? Who freakin' cares?

[@Dutchfalco]

"Buy F-ing wigs for F-ing Vin Diesel!" Is there pink? ;)

[@PepijnGansevles]

I almost wet myself laughing at the 0.1/10 score Briliant review!

[@earthwarden8548]

3:57 - track 3 "it's a console game"

[@Orosian5]

I reckon there's more lines from this video that could totally cover a full-length song.

[@dp-g5i]

what's track 1 and 2?

[@riemen0141]

I hate the camera, the driving, the grafic is sooo bad, and much more. The only thing I like are the Cars and this Review!👍

[@imsquishable]

This game has the fucking energy of Big Rigs and Ride to hell mashed together.

[@Soebe]

What happened to Slightly Mad Studios? First they make Project Cars 3 an arcade game and now this. Are they threatened by their marketing dudes with a hidden bomb or what?

[@noneofyourbuisness2539]

Smells of a company in financial dire straits to me.

[@BlatentlyFakeName]

Or were taken over by an idiot

[@channe3049]

Because they were bought by Codemasters.

[@Icem4n84]

Bad cut scenes and bad acting. Sounds like the movies then.

[@I_Cunt_Spell]

Gawd, it's not even bad, it's cringe-inducing, which is way worse.

[@DaraM73]

“Ghosts of Karma Sutra” lol

[@igorthelight]

*Kama Sutra

[@tarnishedpose]

@@igorthelight well, there's a bit of karma after all they've done xd

[@samnite3]

Now THAT'S the game I would rather be playing than this

[@baldygrey2779]

Ghosts of Takinahanamakanamakarmasutra*

[@bloodstaindew1888]

The fact that EUTECHNYX, the guys behind RIDE TO FUCKING HELL, made a better Fast and Furious game back in 2006 tells a lot

[@watch-box]

Make some cash fast, then leave the buyers furious!

[@bobafett1129]

Slightly mad made: Nfs shift 2, project cars, and this, reminds of the 3 dragon heads meme

[@ashar8192]

😂

[@tzeffsmainchannel]

They are shifting from "slightly" to FULLY mad! Project Cars 3 will be arcade style now! And then this...piece of ...excuse of a...:game" of a much beloved franchise! X\

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

This looks like 2010's mobile game

[@chris.dillon]

I got my popcorn, I turned my volume down and I clicked.

[@phoenix887]

This game looks like it was made in 2007

[@Abc-yt3el]

The head of studio is called Ian Bell

[@BeyondtheDash]

Love how Slightly Mad Studios haven’t even put this abomination on their website. Like they know it’s terrible 😂

[@m3i3r]

Bandai Namco probably just took the money from the Fast and Furious Marketing ppl and said to the Slightly Mad studios that they should make a shit game, they took this contract for the easy profit. Nobody would buy this trash no matter how good it might be for the budget respectively.They should put their 2 trainees on this project and continue their work with project cars 3. kekw

[@utrak]

"Slightly Mad" is how they hoped Mac's reaction would be

[@TerraWare]

I pissed my self laughing when it progressed to that "it's a console game" remix. This reminded me of the older early access game WAB's

[@Hotwhiskey1]

The new bell reminds me of Hector in Braking Bad and Better Call Saul. : )

[@tonygledhill3654]

Hotwhiskey1 Hector was an amazing character !

[@Hotwhiskey1]

@@tonygledhill3654 He was indeed, His character was well written and acted. But My wife hated the sight of him. Lol.

[@mr.p.bateman]

*Starts video* ... 30 seconds later *pause video* grabs popcorn... *resume video* ...here we go boys!

[@jesuschristislord77733]

This is my favorite game review channel. I don't even play games anymore. Keep up the great work.

[@Level-ts7xl]

goddamn how i miss these types of reviews so much

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

Jesus, he went from this to Avengers....it's amazing he's still alive.

[@anttt7993]

"Vin DIesel and his muscles ooooo" haha Mack you are hilarious

[@w.e.s9711]

Well this is the begining of the end of Slightly Mad Studios before Codemasters disolves them entirely into their other studios. It's like EA version 2

[@CMDRSweeper]

First a rebrand... They will be renamed "Totally INSANE Studios" now :D

[@redbullsauberpetronas]

I mean they've been fucking people over since day one

[@rossdev]

Yes indeed with Ian Bell-end at the helm...most say this doesn't pose well for Project Cars 3 either.

[@LouieBMD]

yeah im worried about codemasters, anything outside of their main franchises has been so under cooked then they wonder why nobody buys them. Im still sad about what they did to GRID and micro-machines and the lost potential of Onrush. Felt at one point they were the ones to save the arcade racing genre but now im not sure, if anything they are doing nothing but damage.

[@SkinnyTom_]

asking 60 euros for this... what a joke.

[@ninjafrog6966]

“We ain’t got a good story, graphics or gameplay, but we do have family”

[@tonygledhill3654]

The graphics and cars look really good I’m going yo buy this instead of red dead redemption 2 for my Xbox

[@CanImakeamilliondollars]

@@GhostInTheShell888 😂😂😂

[@RuddsReels]

"Nurse! He is out of his padded cell! SOUND THE ALARM!!!"

[@thebatman4279]

I too find sanity overrated.

[@palerocty]

Mack you are the best mate! Keep up the good work. Love from Greece!

[@LogiForce86]

The studio who gave you Project CARS 1 and 2 with the community making decisions and telling the studio in what direction to go. With this and Project CARS 3 there will be no such thing. So yeah... I think people will have more with with Flight Simulator 2020 instead.

[@TheCrazyCartModChannel]

Lol "give me strength!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@van5395]

This is the most professional reviewer on KZbin

[@someguy8951]

Nah

[@leonardrichardson1638]

Somebody should make a remix song outta "Go right here Go left here Go right here Go left here Go right here Go left here" 😂😂😂

[@Implude]

There is a similar song: the soca boys - follow the leader 😛

[@uknitro]

People in 2020: Could this year get any worse? Bandai Namco: Hold my controller.

[@-TNT47-]

I refuse to believe that Slightly mad studios didnt see how bad this was, im pretty sure bandai namco just released it for the lulz

[@ImPacer]

I love how when he's angry Mac sounds like Chubby Brown lol

[@dp-g5i]

Fast and Furious Crossroads: Is it worth a buy...? NO IT F**K!... lol

[@Goober89]

This reminds me of the licensed shovelware they used to always put out. Hopefully this doesn't become a trend again.

[@lukebryant1797]

Mack you were actually really lenient giving this a 0.1 out of 10 😂

[@vladdracul2379]

"Hey, Bandai Namco. Bring in a cash shop to buy wigs for Vin Diesel." Absolute savage.

[@utrak]

"0.1/10" i lold

[@markvanwalsem3201]

£50 for 47 gig d/l and 3.5 hours of dreadful gaming, GG and GTFO😂

[@johnschreyer4186]

Has E.T. from atari 2600 finally met its match?

[@ghostdiv7sion194]

OMG! i knew from the start this review was going to be hella fun. Mack u the best!🤘

[@marissavanhelsing7309]

Wait? That game is made by the same people who made Project Cars?? How come they make this one so bad?

[@filipkorolija3562]

This is the spiritual successor to "Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing"

[@Gospodin_Kurac]

"The actual gameplay revolves around... there is no gameplay."

[@LJConn88]

Wigs for vin diesel had me and my son crying laughing. Looking forward to your avengers vid.

[@joshuaconn8614]

lol

[@TheRPGentleman]

I figured this was from the same devs as Ride to Hell but it turns out they actually have some pedigree. I guess they were willing to make a cheap cash-grab with a movie-licensed game. This is why movie-licensed games usually suck. They are used almost exclusively as cash-grabs and it's a shame.

[@WorthABuyreviews]

Yeah I was amazed when I saw who developed this game

[@TheRPGentleman]

@@WorthABuyreviews Thanks for this review. I had never heard of this game but I laughed my ass off all the same. Your humor is so on point I'm worried it might get skewered.

[@andywhitehead9736]

Your best vid so far - had me in stiches..

[@raskolnikov6443]

One of the developers just released a video about this game. Eye opening.

[@zendariun101]

Where

[@Zood94]

*start the video "let me guess.. it's gonna be thumbs do--" "...NO IT F--- !" "mmmm...okay"

[@MrAyybee2cold]

I FELT that.

[@tinymanjones3119]

how the fuck was this made by the people that made project cars?!

[@thejudge1712]

Holy shit this review had me in tears. 😂😂😂😂

[@NFFCEvans007]

I'm dieing at the bell unboxing 😂😂😂

[@drewtube6838]

That Avengers review will be gold.

[@viimii2370]

And it was.

[@JLee-ws4dl]

Great video as ever. Your rants are literally the funniest things in the world

[@therewolf000]

This review is the funniest I’ve ever watched. The Buzz Aldrin line is classic. Subscribed.

[@MrStuntmanjay66]

What console is this footage from? SNES or PS1? Ahh the good old days...........wait, what?

[@Allistayrian]

Pinball or pachinko machine, Atari 2600 at best.

[@barrymurphy4948]

You know its going to be one of those reviews when mac comes laughing out of the gate 🤣🤣🤣

[@S0ci0stan]

7:13 notice how he's grabbing the guy without even touching him.

[@e1337prodigy]

Let's all predict IGN score.... 8/10 I reckon.

[@igorthelight]

7/10

[@theydisintegrate]

6/10

[@sampearson2102]

7 out of 10

[@jarg8]

4/10

[@v4vendetta237]

I think their review scoring goes something like this. Strong independent wahmen 8/10 Strong independent gay wahmen 9/10 Strong independent transgender furry gay wahmen 10/10

[@auto9894]

Thanks Mack, your review definitely persuaded me to get the deluxe edition.

[@mAcroFaze]

"I love how they ended the GOTY awards with this last year." Said no one. Ever.

[@nigelk91]

This is aimed at grandparents to buy for their grandkids when they don’t know what they like

[@johnnycrinkle]

The only thing fast and furious about this is the use of that new bell. Dingdingdingding 🛎️

[@Spinvaderace]

Slamming and breaking the bell never gets old!