Fat And Gay At Football Camp | Good Children: S3E35

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The boys discuss the summer going into 8th grade when they both signed up for football camp at Joe's future Catholic high school. After a day of trying their best to fit in, they uncover a dark secret about North Korea. Also: is it up to Good Children to save the Dippin' Dots Dynasty?
HOSTS:
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
PRODUCER:
Joe Hegyes
EDITOR:
Joe Hegyes
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@rashaunadams2591 5 ай бұрын

i love the way you guys speak, if i don’t pay attention for one second i’ll miss the beginning of an enigmatic metaphor and be completely lost in the best way possible

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

LMAO

@kayleysmith2941 5 ай бұрын

the hypothetical andrew as a flier situation had me actually crying

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

u just know he would eat that up

@stuartb5510 3 ай бұрын

top-tier storytelling. i was along for the ride on that lost phone story. i was sat in the back of joe's mom's car, barreling down the highway, crying and screaming when the nice man called back.

@mckennabowerss 5 ай бұрын

The added music behind your stories is the best editing peice of this podcast. I know it’s prolly tedious adding it, but please never stop 🙏🏻

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

thank you!!!!!!!

@gigglinghoney 5 ай бұрын

I’m so glad we are normalizing feeling the weight of nuclear war on your shoulders in middle school.. happened to me during art board of spirit week, I had to stay up for 48 hours watching north korea docs to keep the world safe

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@BonQuiQui336 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service 😂

@Lbh14 5 ай бұрын

And no one wants to talk about what KONY2012 did to little us

@Pyroarsonists 5 ай бұрын

the "double F'd up at football camp" killed me 🤣and also was me

@imsmiling123 5 ай бұрын

Taking the jeans off, i felt relief for you

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

you get to exhale now, joe

@isabelroemer 4 ай бұрын

getting “Property of Andrew Muscarella Please Do Not Steal” tattooed above my ass

@gabumonboys 5 ай бұрын

Yall are my scariest parasocial relationship 😍

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

lov u

@dietcokefan 5 ай бұрын

was so scared the missing phone story was going to end without andrew getting his sourdough sandwich …

@simplicitylost 2 ай бұрын

And all was right with the world.

@gabbyashworth354 5 ай бұрын

the good samaritan 😭😭😭

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

i will never forget him

@KayraHomicile 5 ай бұрын

if u didn’t know the only reason dip and dots is afloat is because it patented the way they freeze the little balls and it helps the texture of beyond meat and like plant based meat in general so, that’s fun :)

@wilmerlopez9003 5 ай бұрын

Get in sltsss, we’re going to Good Children football camp 💅🏽💅🏽

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

honeybuns for allllll

@carlagiselle728 5 ай бұрын

joe's epiphany at the end and andrew's realization had me weeeeak

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

it's tragic

@hellokittyplush 5 ай бұрын

No bc Andrew was so real about the jeans

@emsilva39 5 ай бұрын

These episodes bring me so much joy 💞

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

@haleynicholson4774 5 ай бұрын

No WAY you guys listened to my voicemail on the pod holy shit I was so caught off guard but I’m so gooped and GAGGED🥵🥵

@crowekirstin1 3 ай бұрын

I'm not eating until someone animates the honey bun/kim jung il sequence and posts it to this website

@TehBryanxx 4 ай бұрын

lmao why am i crying that story about the lost phone was so touching. wow there are good people in the world lol ♥

@sarawaldron711 5 ай бұрын

to make a cafeteria a home is a skill i'd love to have

@mochacinemas 5 ай бұрын

I have been spamming Trisha Paytas and Oscar to watch your podcast and to invite you on. I’m manifesting this for you. This is my dream collab and it’s going to happen. I genuinely feel like they would love you guys!

@t0futrees 5 ай бұрын

texting the girls that the episode just dropped let’s go

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

@jtdeluxe5943 5 ай бұрын

I recently found out about your podcast and have been binge watching but I must say Joe’s ability to look very different with different hair/facial hair styles is wild! Like Johnny Depp/ Helena Bonham Carter levels of wild.

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

i have not stopped thinking about this comment

@kyras5408 3 ай бұрын

This is my new favorite podcast, I grew up in the suburb of ny and the school experience? The pop culture references? Also I just relate to many personal takes you both share/ disagree with each other on as adults. Im obsessed

@estherlopez7809 5 ай бұрын

thank you good children gods we are so back !!!

@GoodChildrenPod 5 ай бұрын

@floorbutter9672 5 ай бұрын

i was afraid we'd go through this episode without breaking into song

@jaredleemease 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Joe. Thank you Andrew. I am so glad to see you both have such a great friendship with each other. Andrew, your laugh is infectious. 🏜🕺🏻🐕🏖

@saraboutin1843 5 ай бұрын

TOTAL AGREEMENT ABOUT THE OREGANO. i always opt out and put extra bay leaves instead. i promise putting lots of oregano is not going to make your sauce taste good 😭

@Crashlee11 5 ай бұрын

“And at the end of the day, I’m just happy it wasn’t me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dotsamantha 4 ай бұрын

I know all the geography involved in the phone train story so well, I'm in tears laughing.

@vanessacitrino7993 5 ай бұрын

the jumpcuts this episode were crazy

@boy.venus_ 5 ай бұрын

"Imagine telling a kid "the world is going to end '' right before the pandemic.😭😂

@Greg1217 5 ай бұрын

NOT NAPOLEON LMFAO

@lucykeers1473 4 ай бұрын

The music, as per usual, is sending me

@falmerflamingo Ай бұрын

59:49 😭😭😭😭

@christiancurtis5674 5 ай бұрын

So I'm now a new listener to this podcast. And I'm just so happy. I found a podcast that I can relate to as a fat. Gay man with insecurities and body issues. And might be slightly autistic so I feel like we can be friends. Cause I need some gay friends. All my friends are straight and it's so boring. Joe is funny and love the accent Andrew is soo cute and I like when he talks about his booty. Chicken parm

@mmexcellent 5 ай бұрын

Oh my god I absolutely love dip n dots. You can find them at the zoo…and there are Dip n Dots stores on the west coast

@missribbon 4 ай бұрын

Your voices make me so happy

@abigailliag 2 ай бұрын

We need a clip of the sauce rant 🤌

@gorgabernard 5 ай бұрын

You are perfect. Never stop or I’ll explode 🙌🙌💓💓💓

@TMHM15 5 ай бұрын

You know I love a football team

@bombus5385 5 ай бұрын

Comment tax engagement yay

@djd_1two3 5 ай бұрын

If Andrew is a Taurus, what is Joe's sign?

@hope5718 5 ай бұрын

Joe's a Leo

@CaileyEller 5 ай бұрын

I just found you guys and I am so sad I haven’t had you all of these years. This podcast is my drug. forget about binge watching Grey’s Anatomy, sex in the city, and the chilling adventures of Sabrina the teenage witch. This is my new favorite show. 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 stunning, stunning, stunning!!!!

@RickyRyans 5 ай бұрын

Have you guys forked? 👀

@loganflori906 5 ай бұрын

andrew hit that first one-liner, joe laughed a little to hard, and suddenly this is the funniest episode yet as he just swings at any joke possible for the next 55 minutes

@geralteena 5 ай бұрын

y'all would be mortified at what they're feeding the students in my school system

@simplicitylost 2 ай бұрын

12:05 Don’t even worry about it. Your 30s is where it’s at. And that’s not just me - many surveys put 30s as people’s favorite decade. You’ve shed so much of the insecurities of your 20s but your body hasn’t started to fail you like it will in your 40s. Embrace the 30s, you guys!!