Fate/Extra: CCC - Hans Evaluates (Roasts) our Servants [English Subs]

[@ZVNYT]

Gilgamesh roast was in the main playthrough. Here's a link to it.: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqCsiKWHbaxmrpI

[@zeronos2844]

The funny thing is OzymanDIO (voiced by Koyasu) and Gil are great buddies.

[@SkycometAnimeVamp]

I find it interesting that the writers put so much more time and effort into Gilgamesh’s roast. Only Tamamo has the same amount of dialogue here. Maybe they were just eager to see that Golden SOB brought down a notch

[@WallGums1705]

"Don't underestimate me, I am a virgin." Hans, I love you.

[@OCeanVidStuff]

Dude being a virgin and chad at the same time

[@MalcadorTheSigilite]

Reminds me of Onizuka

[@anadaere6861]

@Dante Abaddon Hans Chad Andersen

[@Takeimika]

Chad software in virgin hardware much?

[@war10zx98]

@@OCeanVidStuff Hans Andersen SSR

[@shadecross451]

When you want to make a chad or virgin meme about hans but he is both.

[@mohammedriadh4990]

Virgin chad

[@yujiandou4658]

The Chad virgin

[@masuahmadin7511]

"whoa there, you want to see me naked?" _hans christian andersen, 2030_ .

[@jyon7168]

Masuah Madin N O P E

[@ABaldAssHoe]

Crazed shotacons:Y E S ! ! ! ! !

[@Sunshine-pd3pj]

DUH YEAH

[@Mochitachi70]

''I shall give you an opinion on any nook and _butthole_''

[@juliansoria7733]

Only Hans can put the word Virgin and Don't Underestimate me in the same sentence and make it work

[@LeonGun8]

You can read Hans biography. It's not mentioned if he truly was a virgin but he certainly never had a true romantic relationship. He's famous for being rejected by most women (and men) he loved.

[@technosword-hg4bm]

@LeonGun8 wait was he bisexual?

[@ollievirus6695]

@@technosword-hg4bm Yeah, i mean it is noted than when he wrote “The Little Mermaid” as a short fairy tale in 1837, he did so as a way to illustrate his failed attempt to woo a heterosexual man named Edvard Collin.

[@lunarwarrior16]

@@ollievirus6695 well, you learn something new every day.

[@nikolaytekuchev136]

That's because he is being posessed by Dio.

[@tokinadatsunayashiro7576]

"Toddler body" I nearly spat my drink out! Bless Hans

[@shutup1037]

KonoDioDa! ! Fufufufufufu!!!

[@FTW1230]

Abigail whose literally 12 is taller then nero, dude is fucking right

[@umadachi]

i like that he only acknowledged tamamo as an equal in verbal abuse

[@aguywithrandomconvictions5302]

Hans: "Don't underestimate me, I am a virgin. I am not interested in your toddler body." Me: Well, I'll be damned...

[@zeroreroneppudding402]

Hans roasted Tamamo so bad, even Amaterasu feel the burn!

[@MrDibara]

And yet, I was surprised when by the end they ended on a more or less friendly term. They had more in common then they innitially thought. :)

[@zeroreroneppudding402]

@@MrDibara indeed they are alike in some parts and after you get to know Hans-like really know (Bond 10) him, it's no wonder you can change from antagonizing to friendly

[@MrDibara]

@@zeroreroneppudding402 *Great. Now you've made me want to Bond level Hans up to 10. Which is gonna be a nightmare, since I haven't used him since, like, forever* =__=

[@zeroreroneppudding402]

@@MrDibara Muhahahaha, as the guy who max Bond both Regend and Hans first (Fully Grail Kojiro and grail Hans to lv80), I have and always appreciate Hans personality+insight. He's not only strong but also very reliable and always help me when it counts, especially after his newest strengthening he has fully become a Merlin Lite

[@MrDibara]

@@zeroreroneppudding402 GAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! DX< NA, WILL YOU HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH THE UPDATES!?! _(yeah, I'm a filthy NA player, don't judge)_

[@exudeku]

Hans: (roasts servants) Kiara: *ARA ARA*

[@pudinglover91123]

Hans saying "holy shit" gives me life

[@joshuakim5240]

How the hell does Hans not have the Dragon trait when he spits fire and roasts heroes like it's nothing?!

[@angelheart3352]

He got scales

[@lapp5423]

Call Georgios for that

[@angelheart3352]

@@lapp5423 he got scales dude

[@jacobrileyabella5355]

@@angelheart3352 yo he got a tail

[@yojojo6570]

Shota DIO ends historical figures' careers

[@Alex-pl8ii]

Archer: I'm feeling a very complicated sort of hatred right now...

[@RTK-so2wf]

Your like a petty dad jealous of his successful son. But don't worry I'm going to be a hero for you and dad. So you can stop hating and lets be friends.

[@Alex-pl8ii]

@@RTK-so2wf Mmm... No

[@nerodeadweightclaudius5422]

@@Alex-pl8ii Argh I hate you!

[@furakanoabira7111]

@@nerodeadweightclaudius5422 Hah! See, there's the truth. You hate me for resenting your stupid dream! And I can't stand you because you're a confused, crazy little man.

[@Dagowit]

I AM NOT!

[@neverfound6240]

Servant : oh so cute shota. Andersen : You are a useless piece of trash and everybody need to see it. Servant : ;(

[@vegaaltair8478]

I see that the male servants (EMIYA and Gil) are still a bit accepting Hans' opinion (ahem, roast) than the female servants, with tamamo still try to exchange insults with Hans and Nero just straight fed up with him lel

[@MrDibara]

I think Nero was the one most fed up with him. Pffft! She's sometimes too narcisistic for her own good. Nameless acted modest, but he was hurt pretty bad. Shirou always gets speechless when truth of his lifestyle is thrown right at his face. Tamamo surprisingly found some common ground with him despite their initial disdain. I was not expecting that to happen. _(also, tsundere)_ X3 And Gilgamesh is the most positive. This guy is supposed to be a good judge of character, he should do his job right... And he did. The king spproves.

[@LeonGun8]

Well, Hans and Tamamo share similar issues. Hans reason for writing is that he loved the purity of mankind. His stories are dark and often have darkendings but he's merely trying to express the results of indulgence. He has many stories where a pure heart triumphs over evil (like The Snow Queen) and some bad endings have their silver linings, like the Little Match Girl's ending where she dies in the snow but her soul is happy in heaven, finally reunited with the one person that loved her. Hans sees this same love for humanity in Tamamo, so he knows that deep down they are kindred spirits.

[@MrPossessed]

@@LeonGun8 I apologize for responding to a year-old comment, but Hans is my favorite Fate servant, and the reasons you outlined are why. The wiki elaborates more on his writing, and while you're correct about indulgences, I love that it's even deeper than THAT. Hans acknowledges the purity of humanity at its core and *does* believe that there can be such thing as a truly good person, but is so pessimistic about how cruel the world is that the reason he writes the sad endings he does is because he believes death is a kindness to the pure. So the reason he writes his characters in such a way is to reward them the only way he can truly see as a kindness: the merciful salvation of death. He's such a snarky, cynical, self-depricating curmudgeon I'd be lying if I said he wasn't just a big ol' mood.

[@sdbzfan1]

@@MrPossessed I find Hans and Tamamo very relatable because like Hans, even though people suck the main character (Hakuno) is like the goodside of humanity as a whole on display, while for Tamamo even though she's been betrayed by those she loved and those she wanted to love, she'll never forget when she was worshiped by humans and how much they loved her without ever asking for anything in return(because she was a deity). That same silverlining of humanities potential is something both Shirou and Ritsuka share with Hakuno even if Hakuno unlike the other 2 is just data, in that all of them are always trying to find the solution that leads to the most happiness forboth their servant and the other masters in the war for Shirou and Hakuno as they start out not wanting to kill anyone but while Hakuno is forced to defeat and kill other masters they know and respect the life that fought with everything on the line long rant aside it no mistake why Gilgamesh respects both Hans and Hakuno/Hakunon in that both represent the true strength of humanity, Gilgamesh may be a dick but he's not a bastard he's simply prideful much like Nero and Ishkander, Tamamo loves us because of her devotion but like Nero they both come to truely love Hakuno because of their nature and Soul being exactly what they want in a person, their love is so strong even when summoned in Grand Order they can't give all their heart to Gudao/Gudako because of their memories from the Moon Cell

[@taeniskey5253]

Hans continues to be one of the best/funniest servants in fate.

[@netherremains]

Kinda wish that there was a way for Hans to just roast every Servant in FGO. We should pull some funding together and make it happen! We need the Chaldea Roast!

[@straypaper]

Hans: Bring out your servant. Mash: Good afternoon Mr. Anderson. Hans: I will not waste my time roasting an eggplant. Mash: Excuse me?! Hans: No matter what I say, you'll just be as bland, as purple, as squishy, and as curvy. No amount of roasting can elicit any kind of change. Yes, truly an eggplant through and through. Mash: Wha- Hans: NEXT

[@TheFrostflame12]

Hans: Who’s next? *Jack walks in* Hans: Master, if I were you I’d keep Hannibal Loli over here away from the kitchen, I’ve seen what she can do with a knife

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Ozymadias: *appears* Hans: Pffftttt.....Master, I think you just dig up a comedy gold. A bad one too Bwahahaha... Ozymadias: Why you little rascal! I will have my revenge! *dissappear*

[@somegalulbad642]

Hans: Please bring your servant here. Zerkerlot: ... Hans: You must've left your mouthwash back in your room huh? Zerkerlot: *Growls* !?!? Hans: Nevermind. I must say, I'm impressed how aggressive your gargling is. Zerkerlot: *Unpleasant groan intensifies*

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Akise Naito Hans: Also, I’m suggest using a dictionary. Lancelot: *got hold back by Hakuno* ARRRRRRRTHHHHUUUUUURRRR

[@fujineetomori]

Hans is like that one friend you'd bicker all day long and get humiliated for just to get useful advice that resonates with you for the rest of your life

[@JAWA63]

God Praise Andersen! I wish there was roast dialogues in Fate/Go for most of the servants related to EXTRA CCC

[@JokerShiranui]

At the very least he does roast Kiara.

[@josegregoriobencomogomez4958]

In the latest rerun of the CCC event he also pulls a sick roast on the stupidity of the player character (Gudao), although regrettably he still ends up kind of sucking up to him in an 'only you can do this' way.

[@guitaristglenn]

A

[@Aquasition1]

Tamamo: There won't be a time when I go dere for you even after the Sun's gone out! Hans: See you in 4.5-5.5 billion years, then.

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

So, the sun has a lifespan, meaning, one day, EVENTUALLY, she WILL turn dere for Hans.

[@angelheart3352]

I hope so

[@zan1971]

*The significance of existence of fox ears is rarer than a typo!* Take the grails my man. Take as much as you want.

[@anadaere6861]

Feet of mermaid scales Arms covered in burn marks And a mind of a demon Basically a dragon no? I guess the burns make sense

[@Sunshine-pd3pj]

"I have no interest in your toddler body" Youre the one to talk.

[@ptilopsis4092]

Hans' tongue is sharper than even the sharpest Noble Phantasm there is.

[@aidas52]

Oh man if that would be Shirou from fate stay night he would be completely destroyed by Hans I would say he maybe go completely mad and killed himself in that same day

[@josegregoriobencomogomez4958]

Nah, Shirou just doesn't get it and says "Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct!"

[@aidas52]

@@josegregoriobencomogomez4958 I'm using that fraze on shirou not you

[@josegregoriobencomogomez4958]

@@aidas52 Don't worry, I understand what you mean.

[@JokerShiranui]

Shirou would go trough his full UBW character development in one go after getting roasted to hell and back by Hans.

[@youraveragemachine1013]

I think ubw shirou can handle it,since archer is always there to roast him

[@kojibrosasaki9856]

one of Dio's reincarnations is very good at roasting every servant ---just a guy who grailed kojiro sasaki that needs more subscribers

[@jadonking5404]

As another who spreads the power of the Regend, you earn that much from me.

[@tonyinfinite5174]

I hope the day you get in extra Regend will have the wish of being an actual Saber

[@jadonking5404]

@@tonyinfinite5174 It's an overplayed joke, sure. But you do have to be a little scared of just how powerful a saber Sasaki Kojirou would actually be.

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

My regend is at level 87 right now

[@tonyinfinite5174]

@@jadonking5404 anything is better than his assassin class which can't even fight a nerfed Saber

[@Alfenheimer]

"I'm a cat ears guy." Ah Hans, truly a man of culture.

[@mizu7662]

Thanks waifuhunter Ah Hans, truly you are one of the best parts of the entire Fate canon.

[@holyforce000]

Hans Christian Andersen: the God of Roasting.

[@starspeakerarts]

When Archer gets out sassed, out roasted.

[@LEGOMANIAC419]

"But holy shit what are those fox ears?" Ohoho god XD

[@Ruffy160]

We really need more Andersen in Fate! I'd love to hear his opinion on so many characters, each would be so incredibly hilarious Also I'm kinda surprised he didn't roast Nero more. It's obvious that those two aren't very compatible so I expected a bit more

[@MrDibara]

So did I. But then again, Nero ended that conversation before it escalated further, while Nameless was just speechless, Tamamo surprisingly found some sympathy and Gilgamesh just approved his analisis. Indeed, when you look at it that way, Nero was by far the most childish and spoiled out of the four.

[@shutup1037]

MrDibara i thought you already know that from her behavior

[@MrDibara]

@@shutup1037 I hadn't watched this scene yet before today. And if you're talking about overall character behaviour, sorry. I actually didn't see much of Nero herself, save her FGO arc (which was horribly written), a few snippets in KZbin and the Last Encore anime (which AGAIN could've used a better writting, thanks a lot Shaft!)

[@MrDibara]

@@shutup1037 And anyway, when I said "the most childish out of the four", I was refering specifically to this scene.

[@Murmarine]

Whoever decided that Hans should spit out shit like this, is a saint in my book.

[@michaeljohnson778]

Definitely thought Hans would say something about caster's amount of "plot"

[@Tankotater]

"Dont underestimate me, I am a virgin" I...I feel like that's backwards somehow. Or in other words weird flex but okay

[@ZVNYT]

Wait till you find out what the IRL Hans wrote about in his diaries.

[@RockArtist1999]

@@ZVNYT what did he write?

[@ZVNYT]

@@RockArtist1999 He diaried about his masturbation habits, including stuff about how his weiner was tender

[@905SunnyGachaGaming]

@@ZVNYT WTF?

[@4idenn]

@@ZVNYT suddenly the "I can't write if you're here" takes a whole new meaning

[@ArkExeon]

-Roasting- evaluating and all, even Hans can't resist touching the fluffy ears.

[@melaniey.5596]

Wow was Andersen written with Urobuchi in mind? Leaves a lot to think when he said that people don’t think about the themes of his stories and underlining messages and more like “that person must have a twisted mind to write such tragic stories”

[@mateimacoveiciuc4100]

Considering Nero is... Nero, I really didn't expect for Andersen to say something nice.

[@RivanEXT99]

Hans' roasts are so hot even the sun could feel the burn

[@hkzkthx]

I wish Hans get dialogue that roast every other servant in fgo

[@TheRegulus01]

Toddler. So...Did he take a proper look at Nero? I think there is a part about her that is anything BUT a toddlers XD Geez, that guy is savage. Considering Tamamo's ears, if he is more a cat person, Atalanta's lion ears are probably more to his liking. Buuut considering how badly he roasts every single one for their bad habits or anything, he'd get on her bad side almost instantly if he pissed Nero and Tamamo off that early. Then there is the problem about him appearing young, so he might get through with his sophisticated burns on her with a lot of self control and bared teeth.

[@gonzalotorres5282]

When Hans' roasts are as critical as Shingo Yabuki's moves. Yup, same seiyuu.

[@fathinpurniawan6486]

*Tamamo appears* Hans : I prefer cat ears, or dog's. Lol wut🤣

[@anemoyagen6432]

Hans...The only reason why Denmark didn't take back Sweden

[@surfacelevel6331]

I wish Hans would roast me...sigh.

[@NKS-jo1ik]

Same

[@SuperAmaton]

This so fits this guy

[@qamartjahajakirawhite9548]

Alternative title: The ruler of ZA WARUDO roasts everyone

[@lmoTK106]

She attac She protec But most importantly her ears are real

[@CharlesChaldea]

I didn't even need to see this to love him. But then you went and showed me this. I can't even

[@anonnimoose7987]

0:14 Nero 2:45 I don't know. Nameless 5:00 Tamamo

[@zakihdt7710]

Dat name emiya alt

[@LunarEdge7]

Ahh Tamamo's too much. Too much of everything sweet and cute. Why haven't we all gotten diabetes yet?

[@lonelyswordsman1177]

You know, out of context, 6:26 sounds and reads like something else entirely.

[@devnotes00]

Hans handing out L's like a champ.

[@fatpurp4041]

Hans: The chad virgin

[@blitz9923]

Hans is the best part of ccc

[@yanfeixie535]

Thanks for the Translation, WaifuHunter!

[@zeroreroneppudding402]

Su.... SUNSHINEEEE 2030......!!

[@revol4372]

What does that mean?

[@zeroreroneppudding402]

@@revol4372 Well, I can explain to you the meaning but I don't know if your knowledge about Tamamo is enough. So what I said will be a Huge spoilers

[@hadibaharuddin440]

Please spoil us

[@zeroreroneppudding402]

@@hadibaharuddin440 Well, in her final SG. Tamamo true identity is out: she's apart of Goddess of Shinto, The Sun Goddess Amaterasu! But real Amaterasu is like a billion more dangerous than Tamamo who is Amaterasu when become a human(Mizukume is her name, Tamamo no Mae is her Youkai/Legend name). Apparently when Hakuno met her in a special place(she pull him/her to that divine place), it was described that to normal people who look at Amaterasu she is simply the Sun(ofc Hakuno saw her as a wicked, beautiful giant Goddess). And the Sunshine 2030 thing is simply Tamamo mood change to furious like a boiling Sun! 2030 is Extra ver year

[@shutup1037]

@@zeroreroneppudding402 ooohh I see now.

[@takkun447]

"I shall give you an expert opinion on every nook and butthole." - Andersen the Chad

[@sobari745]

Nothing compares to the Gil roast.

[@MrDibara]

I wonder if we can call that a "roast", considering Gilgamesh was pleased with his criticism. :/

[@GunthersLoyalSoldier1307]

Excuse me! Has anyone lost a sassy child!?

[@luisfillipebeserra2108]

He is over 40 years old...

[@Bertho9]

Hans : WRRYYYYYYYYY

[@ferraud5518]

When dio stop becoma bad guy so he become roast guy

[@2ndThought_]

Where's George? I need George with my Hans.

[@victimofgacha7561]

Dio : *ZA WARUDO* Andersen SSR : *ZA ROASTO*

[@TheAmazingRoNx]

This Is Gold

[@youraveragemachine1013]

If nameless's grail war was smiliar to ubw route then he is probably having archer EMIYA ptsd

[@53darkknight53]

"mimikui" nice Andersen

[@cahyoadi1554]

I also wanted get roasted by Shota DIO...

[@pkillerx]

Hans must have an EX rank for Savage. Edit: And once again, Tamamo steals the show by simply opening her mouth.

[@Superstar-ic7ow]

wow.. it's so ridiculous how tamamo acted so butthurt here after hans initially lambastes her out when he first thought that this woman was only cosplaying. and as usual, some fans would go crazy about her typical overreaction, showing how hans words could really sting the daylights out of her even by just saying his very own opinion of this servant. tamamo's idiosyncrasies at its finest lmao

[@LeonGun8]

But out of all of them Tamamo and Hans talk is the one that shows their true feelings at their finest. Hans actually sees Tamamo as an equal to him. They both love humanity, and both were misjudged by humanity (Hans is seen as a cynical write while Tamamo was labeled a monster).

[@Superstar-ic7ow]

nope. tamamo always blurts out her exaggerated feelings way too much because she only wants pure affection and sympathy from her loved ones, mostly from the person whom she serves. which is not surprising anymore, given that being delusional is a part of tamamo's personality and identity. she's also sensitive to any criticisms towards her. and yes, the only part that i could agree bet. her and hans is they're similar that both of them aren't ashamed to voice out their opinions to the others. however, while hans does seem to do so bluntly and with cleverness, tamamo does it the other way around, appearing to be dope and goofy. whether she does this intentionally or not, it doesn't alleviate her from being an inferior servant in-game. if anything, it just further exacerbates that fact.

[@omicronthelordofdestructio485]

STILL NO ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF THE GAME THOUGH!!! (I know what my wish for the Holy Grail would be now..... but seriously someone needs to finish a translation soon...)

[@Ayahime0]

Yes! We have waited years for CCC. I want to know what occurred before Extella through my own experience. It might take even more years since the script for the game is large, or so I heard from the translator that's translating CCC.

[@PRiSiNY]

I hear lord dio

[@drakke125Channel]

Wish there was eng translatoin for CCC so bad cuz there's SOOOO much humor in it XD

[@Fwampt]

Currently taking notes from Mr. Andersen 📋✍

[@tallesrodrigues5994]

"I don't hate humans, just women. It's very different" - Hans (probably)

[@gamingyt0109]

Pucci resetted the universe too much

[@garroshhellscream594]

I like how he throw a stone in the face of the fans of animales hears. Even if he likes them, the trash talk is so strong.

[@ravaniphoenix5431]

Excuse me: DIO roasts our servants*

[@muramasa7537]

Leeel ! Nero got the worst xD but told mc that she is a moron but is trustworthy

[@fredcross2317]

Fluff makes the world better... Tamamo for the win

[@2049571]

Hans, Fatalities are suppose to be at the end of the match

[@moonleung6384]

8:00 now imagine your King Ozy speaking with this voice

[@yosuacahyadi3004]

im really glad you translate scene from ccc.. that game is gold to me.. hoping you would translate when hakunon to remove her underweae (iirc).. anyway thanks a whole bunch

[@lazejustaname9358]

I think you should also translate all 4 sevant’ s reaction about Hakunon have to strip her underwear XD

[@urzarikakuma]

Man, I wish the Fate/Extra CCC English Patch would be done soon...

[@justsomeaveragekoala1900]

Reincarnated as a small boi, Dio is prepared to roast the entire joestar family tree

[@garcher7631]

It seem like EMIYA and Gilgamesh are the one who have least trauma😂

[@mcdonkey500]

1:02 when someone says they're better than you at a game

[@bernardosales1044]

Really wish there was a way to play CCC in english. I'm playing through an Extra rom now and I was looking forward to CCC but nope

[@utterclown1580]

Holy shit I've never seen this EMIYA version and I lost my shit laughing at the pure horny

[@7jaws7]

I think I’ll borrow some of his quips

[@lavendermarshmallowplant3229]

Imagine him roasting Ozzy lol

[@firerocket7343]

When Andersen talks about his relationship between him and his reader reminds me the Shakespeare from Horizon of Middle of Nowhere.

[@gamelover1021]

To quote the legendary Francis of the Filth "MY NI**@ YOU JUST GOT ROASED!"

[@ihvdrm]

6:32 .. mukatte kuru no ka

[@rust5427]

Dang emiya is hot

[@SkycometAnimeVamp]

Stop Hans! They’re already dead! 😂

[@ZhadTheRad]

DIO, is that you?