Father, That's Not Milk

this one was fun to clean up after
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[@BreadBoys]

not sponsored by cheerios

[@IamExtremelyBoredAtLife]

Are you sure its not?

[@Alright281]

how's the bread stock going

[@jacobyvelasquez1248]

This video is NOT sponsored by Cheerios

[@pingupro8786]

But it is sponsored by c-

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Honey Nut Cheerios is the best I'm sorry father Lol

[@zarcplus1381]

If Father put that “stuff” on his precious bread, his rage would’ve been interstellar level

[@PAPicturesOfficial]

*cum

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS.

[@AlexZypher385]

More like multiversal level threat

[@BTtheDumfuq]

Armageddon would start early

[@TheCringeDestroyer-ot5fk]

True

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Son empties his shotgun way more than Father.

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS.

[@ScorpionStrike7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Yoshistar238]

That's crazy

[@whiteangel1111]

@@Yoshistar238 that's "nuts"

[@Yoshistar238]

@@whiteangel1111 LMAO

[@-kyojuroRengoku_]

Father gets traumatized 100 different ways

[@LookAtThisRock]

Why stop at 100?

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS😂.

[@VitorGabriel-fy6xs]

​@@LookAtThisRock 💀

[@lolliii5477]

@@VitorGabriel-fy6xs rip fatehr's insanity's insanity wtf was that

[@whiteangel1111]

and son dies 1000 more ways

[@halakubiqa1118]

Just when we think Son can't go any lower, he just proves us ( and Father) very, very wrong

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS.

[@JacktheStripper-tc5pn]

Honestly I'm not even surprised anymore

[@Minetendo_Fan]

8 full jars of nuts 😭

[@RJ-ht5jl]

The Kraken have won

[@RJ-ht5jl]

Cliffordjackson The Kraken have victory Royal

[@JohnSmith-ov1fu]

It seems that Father would never change his food tastes if it is made from wheat.

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS dude.

[@The13thRonin]

He did just add a bunch of protein to his diet.

[@jinkeloid]

Son: Can we stop and get milk? Father: We have milk at home. Milk at home: Unknown amount of jars produced by the beloved and devout son

[@cliffordjackson3]

BRUH😂.

[@YayzayMc]

don't drink it all

[@shadowslayer2929]

ew who wants to drink man milk 🤮

[@Ghostthebeatmaker]

Correction* don’t drink it at all

[@YayzayMc]

thanks for the advice @Ghostthebeatmaker

[@jasonheath7045]

I was laughing and gagging at the same time when Father poured the "milk" into the cereal XD

[@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy]

Gagging, eh???

[@lolliii5477]

he's out of breath

[@_GhostMiner]

This makes Sniper's piss collection look absolutely normal.

[@sheepsheep3943]

What about scout’s mad milk?

[@NurseAmamiya]

​@@sheepsheep3943 pales in comparison to Son's milk jars

[@ladymcbeath82]

@@sheepsheep3943 I literally said the same damn thing when I first saw the jar of his own....! Seriously, what if Scout saw this? And DEMOMAN?!

[@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy]

This gives you critical hits and poison damage

[@TheSmartboy64]

The constant downward spiral that is Son this year is mind blowing. Also, the basement door getting slammed shut as Father walks by, funniest part in all this.

[@Kevinhalljr320]

What a good day with the bread boys

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS.

[@emperorxander666]

every time you think father is to harsh this ep proves he is going way to easy on him.

[@OmarIsTheBest99]

Father might of discovered another type of holy milk…

[@eddienunez-hernandez1604]

More like unholy

[@cliffordjackson3]

@@eddienunez-hernandez1604 FACTS unholy milk.

[@TB26]

..... holy?

[@Sh1ft3r123]

It brings life

[@CalebDumb]

Wait when u use too much does it restore

[@outcast4087]

This time I agree with Father. My only question is: "Why?" Just... Why? Why store it?

[@yorkleroy5605]

You agreed with son before!?

[@Kyonari]

for a midnight snack

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

wait, you mean you didnt store it?

[@leargamma4912]

If you store it you are crazy​@@Roberto-nn6kb

[@suntzu1409]

For humanity

[@S.K.R.E.Inc.]

All he wanted was some milk, but in the end, he went for a long walk for it after the usual demise of Son

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

You know what's even worse? I got hit with the 3 minute "children are dying of starvation in Africa" infomercial clicking on this video💀

[@TBG963]

Same 💀💀💀💀

[@supercatmariobros4053]

I couldn’t hold my crap together when the father just went in and out of his sons room just to put 2 more jars of not-milk on the counter

[@diogobernardo5223]

If he produced that much in less than 5 years he's beyond being built different

[@anirchakraborty4953]

Can't be sure, but those jars look like they can contain about 1-2 L of that 'milk'. Judging from its thickness, Son probably produces his 'milk' once every 2 days. Assuming he produces around 30 ml milk each time, it'd take him 2-4 months to fill a jar. And since there are 9 full jars, he'd take around 18-36 months to produce that much. So yeah, it might be possible to produce that much in less than 5 years

[@spinosaurus.]

@@anirchakraborty4953why did bro do the math what- 😭

[@HandyHanderson]

I don't get it, I also keep my emergency mayonnaise close to bed in case I run out of mayonnaise. There's nothing worse than having a craving, and no mayonnaise nearby.

[@lolliii5477]

reminds me of the chocolate sause my brother still have. it's been in room temperature, for 10 days.

[@Michael_Myers594]

Well what happened is that son was “pleasuring himself” and was producing “milk” when one day when father was going into son room he finds the 19 jars of “milk” and mistook it for milk

[@WickedFamix]

I was waiting for that ending, still laughed

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS same😂.

[@The_AuraMaster]

Props to Bread boys for taking the time and effort to make this as authentic as possible

[@shadowslayer2929]

I'm pretty sure that if you actually just stored that room temp it would just dry out and stink really really really bad

[@PaleoTribe]

💀

[@Lazare7782]

@@shadowslayer2929I bet you know from experience

[@shadowslayer2929]

@@Lazare7782 😒do I look like an anime weeb incel who wants to sleep with anime girls

[@Lazare7782]

@@shadowslayer2929 yes

[@evenchang7949]

We are definitely in a bread boys multiverse, Father doesn't recognize that the milk jar he has is related to the milk jar that held the marketable plushie

[@dndgeek4112]

Pro tip: if it was in Son’s room, DON’T EAT IT!!

[@jacobyvelasquez1248]

This video was super hilarious, I love all of the videos you make, keep up the great work 😂

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS dude.

[@Minetendo_Fan]

The way Father stares at Son after putting down the jars is hilarious to me

[@user-Miha.]

Someone: you can't joke about Masturbation off for two hundred episodes! Bread boys: no, we can!

[@Gauchosaibot6966]

Id like to see father and son playing videogames

[@thedraftingax5963]

Me too

[@The.Mystical.Beard.]

Based on a recent video, I think we'll have to wait for GTA6 for that to happen

[@bleedingmasque.6193]

1:52 is unintentionally hilarious

[@nin10doboy70]

The title alone immediately told me what the ‘Milk’ was going to be.

[@JustAGuy7915]

My question is why Son kept the "milk" in jars

[@imawizzardlol]

half expected a pony to fall out

[@Alium4060Obero]

“wyatt? why is thew a my wittwe powny pwushy in a jaw of white stuff?” -albert jason

[@irishmonke2342]

Love it, very funny and entertaining

[@warriorsorb1111]

Are you sure that's not leftovers from his... edge? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ClearlySkies]

Father almost drank the forbidden Nut Milk. 🤢

[@Stytchless]

"Father... THATS CU-" -Son, moments before disaster

[@LaMusica8]

Love the scream cuts

[@Jay-si8xb]

2:19 no matter how many I watch, I will never get over a knight with a modern day shotgun

[@Mspk64]

Dude, Son is the whole factory

[@johnanderson4408]

Son is a down right a menace to society

[@BLINDER-di6nm]

Bro be locking the door and extracting paint for walls. 😂

[@mandalorianperseus4662]

I think an even better question would be... "Son... why are you even saving this?"

[@gameover9390]

He has to nut somewhere, and Father does the laundry and won’t buy him tissues, so a jar it is. As for saving it, well this is Son we’re talking about, an immortal crusader spawned in by Christ himself and trained by father all his life, do you have any idea what the feds will do if they got their hands on his DNA, you even wonder why Japan started learning how to clone people?

[@FirithPanda]

Plot Twist: It's Goat Milk - Father disapproves of any milk that isn't made by cow or a woman nursing her baby.

[@shiningeditedmoon]

Aw man was really hoping there's a my little pony figurine that fell off when templar dude poured it on his cereal

[@arnoldpham5223]

Gotta love the videos that aren’t even trying to be that subtle, keep up the good work

[@bigbrainbirb4642]

The voice crack though lol

[@user-kg5sk8nz9b]

A grandfather is eating his grandson out of a bowl. It's quite a Greek myth. It's a beautiful video.

[@fighterx9840]

Father got so mad that when he bumped into the door in the hallway, the coat hangar for it fell off the door in sheer fear

[@HelluvaFanboyTippermator-xe7zd]

This video reminds me of that bit on FAMILY guy where Peter tells everyone that is not milk but horse juice I will call it and Stewie nonchalantly eats his cereal with that thing in it

[@weegeguy9770]

Son was going throw the jars at people so he can regain health while attacking them

[@builderdude3428]

We should call it mad milk

[@weegeguy9770]

@@builderdude3428 *man milk

[@builderdude3428]

@@weegeguy9770 Mad Milk is a community-created secondary weapon for the Scout. It is a generic glass bottle of a non-milk substance with no cap. The liquid inside sloshes with the player's movements. Unlike the other drinks available to the Scout, Mad Milk can be thrown at enemies as a projectile, and, much like other throwables (such as Jarate), explodes if left in the air for too long. Victims continually drip white beads of substance and are notified by a corresponding white droplet on the HUD, next to their health meter. It is possible for a player to throw a "critical" Mad Milk with a team-colored effect, but the effect is purely cosmetic. Enemies caught within the 200 Hammer units splash radius are soaked in the contents of the jar for 10 seconds. When a target is soaked in Mad Milk, 60% of all damage taken is returned as health to any attacker, with the only exceptions being damage done by an Engineer's Sentry Gun and afterburn damage. The healing provided by Mad Milk does not overheal players. Mad Milk can also extinguish teammates on fire (as well as its user) and reveal enemy Spies. Unlike Jarate, however, it does not short out the Spy's Cloaking device; invisible Spies under the effects of Mad Milk remain invisible and do not have their disguises or team colors revealed, but the dripping white beads make them easy to locate. Aside from dying, the only ways to prematurely remove the effects of Mad Milk are visiting a Resupply locker, Charging, being submerged in water, or being healed for an extended period of time. If the Scout wielding the Mad Milk extinguishes a teammate with the item, the cooldown timer is instantly filled by 20% (leaving only a 16-second time period to recharge as opposed to the normal 20-second timer). If an enemy Pyro manages to deflect the Mad Milk back at the Scout or any of his teammates, the enemy team can use the deflected milk to restore health by doing damage. Similarly, a deflected Mad Milk is also able to extinguish any burning enemies within range. While playing in colorblind mode, a white raindrop icon appears above any players sodden with the weapon.

[@L1v1ngDeAdGirl]

Father's gonna wish he wasn't immortal after this one

[@GingerBreadMagic32020]

The Smell Should Be Enough To Tell You That It’s Not Milk!

[@SYN1ST_R]

My fav father son bonding KZbin channel

[@kboy1158]

After the peanut butter incident, you think son has learned his lesson by now but never does.🥛🤣😂

[@AndreiGontcharov]

Son is thinking ahead. You can donate that to the "milk" bank and get money right?

[@CallMeRavenZYT]

This...Was hilarious ❤

[@GtshtvvdGehxjtvvy-to2tx]

Just the sound of him pouring that stuff almost made me throw up all what I ate last month and made me Gag so hard

[@Nelbar1]

The milk is kinda special lol

[@Totallynotacrab7828]

At least he filled up the jars instead of the plushies.

[@macekreislahomes1690]

Well, now they have another source of income, in a concerning manner, that's legal.

[@gameover9390]

No, the world can’t handle the power of this bloodline.

[@TheTraveler980]

The escalating panic of Son was funnier than I expected, and I lost it when he said "nuts".

[@Rivvy250]

I cringed in recoil and shouted "no no no no" when he poured it in the cereal.

[@SaoJun]

This skit was hilarious. Thanks, Bread Boys. Is this why Dad left to buy milk, & hasn't returned yet? I'm curious to know exactly what milk was in those jars, but... Some questions are best not asked. Lol

[@luckythefox8523]

Uh... that was not milk tho...

[@hectornietorubiojr307]

You guys make my day better after a long day of work you guys rock

[@vesperrainstar1252]

totally an ordinary breakfast.

[@SuicideNeil]

If Almond milk comes from Almond nuts, then man milk comes from deez nuts.

[@the_pro_gamer-gf8kk]

I love this

[@Venom516]

Bro was gonna become a canible

[@InsaneAwesomeTony]

I'm surprised that father's first reaction wasn't to wash his hands with soap or industrial grade acid. And that the jars weren't labeled with waifu names

[@LookAtThisRock]

While this video was not sponsored by Cheerios, it was sponsored by Ball Mason Jars. Now with wide mouth lids, Ball Mason Jars can fit all your needs. From storing Masons, Moonshine, and Nut Juice, when you think of jars, think of Ball Mason Jars!

[@Mordecai_382]

Thats my bread boys!! 😆😆😆

[@Hacjul]

Mad milk

[@Thatonecapybara234]

Lmao

[@XxDramaticBatu]

Son is scout confirmed

[@XxDramaticBatu]

And Father is spy

[@XxDramaticBatu]

Is uncle pyro?

[@Hacjul]

​@@XxDramaticBatu bruh spy mains are gay and usually weebs so deffinitely no

[@AcshualSnotski]

Really captured the essence of what it's like having a teenage boy on this channel.

[@Omni_G]

"Why is there a figurine in the jar?"

[@strikezrow]

SON WHY ARE YOU STORING THAT?

[@LillyLong-uf6pe]

Interesting video idea: Son suddenly loses his powers. Son tries to explain to Father what has happened but Father dose not believe him. So father takes out his shotgun and shoots son. After 15 minutes Son is still dead. Father starts to get worried and tries to wake son up. Nothing happens. Father suddenly starts caring for Son blaming himself for killing Son. Father starts praying to God. Suddenly Son wakes up but passes out again. Son has his powers back but is too weak too heal himself. Father remembers that he has healing powers and snaps his fingers. Son suddenly sits up gasping for breath. Father SAIS thank God. Son is complaining about a headache and asks Father what happened. Father sais, "nothing!" Father goes back to his normal self and stops caring for Son.

[@Thinker830]

Bro got that organic💀

[@Halden.]

This video felt like I just walked in on this, and I honestly love it.

[@StUCaboose]

We dont have a cow... We have a bull

[@therealorangemangoes]

this video represents the slow mental descent of bread boys

[@garrettviewegh9028]

Father: “Time to tenderize the meat. With my trusty shotgun”!

[@GhostGaming-kd3so]

Father has had enough, son must be kicked out of the house

[@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

3 entire videos all about Nut jokes. Who else predicts that the next video is gonna be about the first person to milk a cow?

[@kono_dioda87]

Being a Master Baiter regularly has been correlated to reduced risks of colon cancer. Son is just staying healthy.

[@gameover9390]

Physical, but not mentally.

[@Foxy_kat1111]

How have you produced this much?! That’s not even humanly possible! One man cannot produce that much and empty it into jars in a life time! It would take many men to even fill one jar!

[@danielbedrossian5986]

Son is emberased by his milk jug collection, and Father disgusted. Scout proudly tosses his milk jug collection on people, and Spy only disgusted when it lands on him.

[@animelovershihan7970]

Does this mean father would dabble into some wheat vodka?

[@ElJampie]

If mother was here there would’ve been a second son 💀💀💀

[@ianmayer8032]

bro can repopulate the entire known universe and all the dimensions

[@johnrandolph1989]

At least Son didn't put one of his waifus in The Stuff.

[@Hunter-im3tg]

My reaction when i saw the title: "Oh no"

[@AidanGray]

I found him closing the door while getting the jars hilarious! I'm curious, was that accidental?

[@chrise8275]

(01/13/2024) This is probably the most sinful Bread Boys video yet.

[@henrywilson2136]

Son, You are getting erased.

[@josephwindle7177]

This one made me gag

[@krisiambopmop9396]

Father: *bringing jars from sons room* Kids in jar: * confused as they crashed around the jar because father is bringing them to the kitchen*

[@E990R]

Father, I think you should check the closet one more time. There could be a secret hatch containg more of sons... yeah

[@tikimillie]

If he produced that much he might be suffering from hyperspermia

[@Bloxthedox]

Its like son does this countless times a day. This is so funny to watch

[@user-sj2zo2ir3b]

And it all lead to us wondering what the "stuff" actually is

[@dragonslayer3552]

He might be physically immortal but he ain't emotionally