The amount of common expressions that parasite gets completely wrong or has no idea of what it actually means is insane 😂😂😂
@nippy9872Күн бұрын
That’s Ricky, not haggy 😂
@dillyboyqКүн бұрын
Haggyisms 🤣
@ExpressCODКүн бұрын
I can't stand parasite. His take on snaking with the whole hand animation was crazy. I could create the same hand movement or even snake without hand movement last night when I played. He is clueless and terrible.
@OllieCantAim2 күн бұрын
I'm so confused on how Haggy goes from slowing down a video saying Dashy was snaking just for him to agree with Octane now that he wasn't snaking. Bro what
@gixxerdrakeКүн бұрын
Clip farming is realllll. They want the clicks bc it’s optic.
@gallows29Күн бұрын
It will be ok optic Timmy !
@gatorloganufКүн бұрын
He’s a switch up
@jaked9538Күн бұрын
Haggy is the most annoying person on the flank only second to aches, all he does is engagement farm
@Checked..2 күн бұрын
haggy 100% ripped an addy preshow
@mikelanzafame3401Күн бұрын
Uh you mean every show… every day…
@lesss4067Күн бұрын
Chill bro its the ozempic side effects
@woah4288Күн бұрын
@@lesss4067 cringe
@JMIKE242 күн бұрын
sometimes chris needs to dial it down like 2 or 3 notches
@Dr3w_4_uКүн бұрын
Sometimes? One of his major problems since he was a pro.
@blazed1412 күн бұрын
Aches on a Friday flank. Love to see it
@MatthewKniesEnjoyer89Күн бұрын
octane is the greatest addition to this show haha he always has the best takes and thoughts to add to the conversation. he is 100% correct on how snaking should be handled
@Scilati2 күн бұрын
That Attach for Parasite swap finna hit like crack
@jermainebooker2772 күн бұрын
W octane crash out
@sebas3640Күн бұрын
Cocktane the goat
@isardonic8601Күн бұрын
I think we can all give Cell a round of applause. That man single handedly mind screwed the whole league for years with one mechanic.
@henryguzman6275Күн бұрын
It's because you're new to the scene. That's been going on way before Cell. Cell just mastered it
@isardonic8601Күн бұрын
@henryguzman6275 I've played and watched comp cod for a while. Ever since mw3 actually. But thanks for the insight, no pun intended.
@JuniperBarryz2 күн бұрын
Illey for Vivid. Vivid joins another team during major 2 to go back to his natural role as a front line sub. He was so nasty as the entry guy with Nero
@LouilemarchandКүн бұрын
Agreed
@ScollyscallopКүн бұрын
Wow haggy found the half baggy from the festival he went to last week
@Bosanovadude1Күн бұрын
“Nah this is clean from Bruce “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 59:05
@Leon_27772 күн бұрын
Haggy is addicted to gassing EVERYONE bro.
@mikelanzafame3401Күн бұрын
and amphetamines.
@thanos1196Күн бұрын
bros addicted to eating
@bigballer9992 күн бұрын
Duarte SHUSH was insane 😭😂
@jedimastu2 күн бұрын
The Flank AND the desk calling Vancouver Surge "Seattle" is HILARIOUS 😂
@ryanhillier1072 күн бұрын
I means it's not that funny but rather ridiculous lol
@SacredDiety2 күн бұрын
@@ryanhillier107 Seattle Surge just rolls off the tongue smoother. Sometimes I want to say Vancouver but just end up saying Seattle
@ChipCityShow2 күн бұрын
tj called them seattle too in his crashout tweet
@CoDCompTvКүн бұрын
43:40 idk why, but Haggy having his hand block the cam is cracking me up. Bro was on one this episode 😂
@ramiromunoz179513 сағат бұрын
Lmaoo
@JustSomeGuy0092 күн бұрын
Parasite is 100% right, there is NO reason to ban MnK. We went through this exact thing with Halo. The Pros all said the same thing about how nobody would be able to compete with them. And now after a few years we have a few MnK players in the league competing at the highest level and it's actually amazing to watch them. I guess I shouldn't be shocked that none of these dudes have a clue about it though and think nobody else can do it because they can't. On the other side Snip3down went from Halo to Apex and used a controller while everyone else used MnK.
@chaseblyКүн бұрын
Just adding in snipedown wasn't the only person on controller in apex I'd say almost every team had at least 1 controller 2 mnk. Then ppl started to realize how busted controller aim assist was on linear so much so that Hal one of the best players ever switched from mnk to controller and was a dominant slayer for a bit
@JorgeReyesMDКүн бұрын
What mnk players are in the cdl?
@PxseidxnnКүн бұрын
Hell nah, mnk doesn't belong in the cdl. Was never in the cwl either . You're absolutely faded if you think otherwise 😂
@blakeleonard3990Күн бұрын
Neptune should be in the league he’s been frying all season
@bayy1eeКүн бұрын
Nub for Haggy Tom make it happen we all need it
@llLegenDairyllКүн бұрын
Ok yeah going through more of the episode, haggy was def on addy or manic. Bro did not stfu and did not let anyone get a word in other than Tommy during conversations. They gotta chill him out at times.
@blake12palmerКүн бұрын
haggy: “i’m not tipping them” brother you’re bouncing on it
@hunterm9129Күн бұрын
imma need a diet haggy for this one
@FlatlinerrrКүн бұрын
Take a shot every time Haggy says pump challenge : level impossible
@itsreallyjk2 күн бұрын
Chris shushing ben mid rant has me crying 😭
@Loufit818Күн бұрын
Yo Parasite you gooood!?!?!? 😂
@NoImDirtyyyDanКүн бұрын
I think we gotta talk about how Slasher is literally never in the play in SnD. On an island by himself almost every round. I get it, someone has to go to the other bomb but man it feels like he isn’t helping
@Mars_EvoXКүн бұрын
I cant take Ben serious anymore after the Ben J route, what he says pisses me off 😂
@senadbedzeti2401Күн бұрын
Haggy gasses everyone but when asked are they good" super competitive "😂😂
@salamooch6883Күн бұрын
BenJ’s “I fear” vs. Haggy’s “Side Tangent” episode
@DCBreezy.552 күн бұрын
Octane Crashout timestamp 53:57
@zerodoubtz4641Күн бұрын
The chat is so toxic during the flank for no reason. They just want to be miserable lol
@huskerdee14312 күн бұрын
Top tier Laggy episode. Bro was straight rippin addy before intro
@PurpleWeasel1323Күн бұрын
we need to replace haggy with jkap
@anox9177Күн бұрын
watched the intro in 0.25 speed and it sounded like Tom had a long night out lmao
@frankudukes17762 күн бұрын
this was a masterclass ben j L flank episode
@nezmathygreat6882 күн бұрын
Was getting ready to rest for work but this dropped so guess I’ll lose an hour 😅sacrifices must be made 💪
@TommyHiggz2 күн бұрын
Do you mean sleep
@sotoguruiКүн бұрын
Lawyers specializing in SNAKING.
@toxicnoob10762 күн бұрын
Someone said Teej sugar levels couldn’t have been that low this series 😭
@SofaKingWashed2 күн бұрын
It's the SPRINT from prone that makes the snaking animation op. Scrap and Slasher said that multiple times, but Tom was so focused on his point of one pump will be hard to not do on accident in certain situations, he totally missed that point.
@TheBear13222 күн бұрын
Well scrap was claiming the other day spamming crouch was a snake
@SofaKingWashed2 күн бұрын
@@TheBear1322 1:02:16
@JustSomeGuy0092 күн бұрын
@@TheBear1322because it is
@UmmItsMJ2 күн бұрын
doesn’t matter, Scrap made the rule and everyone agreed that THAT is what snaking is now
@About36Greekss2 күн бұрын
Crazy that everyone was calling for the Faze team to breakup 4 weeks ago. That break did them good
@woods7700Күн бұрын
I think they wanted faze to split up is because they were scared of faze and how they could return back to their form. They just wanted faze to get even worse.
@tommyancharuk9941Күн бұрын
Remember when sam was saying to everyone that ravens were s tier ! 😂😂😂
@GRiznitDShiznit2 күн бұрын
The real question here is where's Doug "Censor" Martin?
@masontapia59572 күн бұрын
Crim 3 w a cheater counter on screen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zucxysКүн бұрын
@@masontapia5957christ
@C_NopeКүн бұрын
Parasite slipping back to his old ways
@RelentlessGamingX2 күн бұрын
The 1 pump snake GA is so crazy to me, idek how pros voted for that. Yess 3 pumps was aggregious, and it made for speculation. But at least it reduced snaking by a huge amount. Now theres gonna be an outcry every time a pro snakes more once. And were gonna be seeing several clips every CDL weekend of this dumb shit lmao
@kingslayersTVКүн бұрын
Bring Enable on the Flank. This show NEEDS someone normal 😂😂
@blakehobson6297Күн бұрын
great episode of The Snake
@LEUNN_Күн бұрын
what’s with tom and the taliban beard
@Kngjay12Күн бұрын
Haggy is spitting straight facts just cuz they loss dont mean they ass they literally making every series competitive like bro it might take more than 1 player but he aint wrong getting a dude who can get kills let them have a wayy better chance at closing out series
@elopes834Күн бұрын
If Pred joined Thieves it would be joever for the league
@johnnewswanger45619 сағат бұрын
W FLANK THANKS BENJ
@tylerlee1301Күн бұрын
I keep forgetting there are matches going on.
@Destroyingcod81Күн бұрын
Every weekend don’t forget!
@UPS28RBКүн бұрын
I don’t know where this ranks but this is one of Chris worsts shows.
@llLegenDairyllКүн бұрын
Holy haggy yap. Bro was on one today.
@nova77472 күн бұрын
Here's to hoping Pat goes back to west coast hours.
@kaytonemanКүн бұрын
How have I not been skipping everytime Ben talks I’ve been making a mistake
@ukdondappa2 күн бұрын
In a hour n a half show, haggy is running an hour ads
@Kingsugarsnaps2 күн бұрын
I woul go absolutely feral if they picked up Lunarz, as a destiny gremlin I’ve been keeping an eye on him
@cassRULESКүн бұрын
as a mouse and keyboard player, we would get smoked AA too strong.
@DAxKANGКүн бұрын
Ben why do you act like you know more than the old pros its insane
@jakobhummel4521Күн бұрын
9:13 - 10:39 Haggy is speaking facts! MnK schould definitly be allowed. I mean it´s allowed in Warzone so why not in the CDL
@ryxn_132 күн бұрын
Chris ripped some dustin johnson’s before hopping on
@Bosanovadude1Күн бұрын
💯 yapping 😂
@SunflowerButte2 күн бұрын
Love the show 🍿
@ZooMaa2 күн бұрын
Thanks man!
@topnotchkeith8353Күн бұрын
haggy saying theyre not going to kill you with omni movement is delusional, ttk is insane sometimes
@Mr_Interstellar97Күн бұрын
Why are we saying miami is bad if they're playing everyone 2-3.
@drewmcdonnell9707Күн бұрын
haggy is getting gaslit crazy
@Bhristiann2 күн бұрын
Is it true Ben J is a dad of a player he looks 50 ngl
@avalope2 күн бұрын
benj is very dumb. haggy is saying one move would improve the team that is choking game 5s. people always say without Kenny optic doesn't win champs. that's a 1 person change. hydra made nysl a world champion now with lynz they are 1-5.
@brendanritter43652 күн бұрын
How many KZbin ads am I gonna get hit with ? I got hit with 3 in the matter of 10 minutes
@brendanritter43652 күн бұрын
Just got hit with another 3 in a span of 5 minutes
@masontapia59572 күн бұрын
@@brendanritter4365yeah the ads on youtube are ridiculous you can’t put your phone down and listen anymore without having to skip 2 ads that are 5 mins long
@Sublime-2 күн бұрын
I think Chris is one of the smartest of the flank.
@JTruman-w9rКүн бұрын
Pred for envoy and they have the real god squad
@wassupfuqqly7195Күн бұрын
Bro this shit is turning into the chris parasite podcast he needs to let people talk omg
@dillyboyqКүн бұрын
I’m glad Sam has his head on straight when it comes to this snaking BS. Haggy was spewing 😅 But EVERY snake accusation that gets reviewed needs to have FULL context taken in. Because Sib & Dashy gettin the same punishment was wrong. Completely different level of “snaking” was done.
@Seven3o520 сағат бұрын
Love you haggy
@EMCAndrew3832 күн бұрын
Scrap said the rules dont apply till after the Major !
@LokiZemyКүн бұрын
Octane 💯 my fkn guy ✌️
@hellointernet1307Күн бұрын
parasite cmon bro love when you break down gameplay but let others speak to you constantly interrupting its hard to watch
@gixxerdrakeКүн бұрын
Haggys point r super valid and zoomaa called what was gonna happen. Scrap was to busy acting like a child saying oh im getting called stupid for trying to make the game better so if im stupid then just allow pumps all the time. Dumb. Haggys definition of a pump is true. At the end of the day 1 pump needs to defined. I hate whenever everyone tweaks saying oh how it can’t be this complex like ppl it isn’t. But u want to make a rule u have to clearly define it. Otherwise u have vague rules and ppl will defend themselves just like Lamar did.
@AliFrankTheTank2 күн бұрын
Pred to Carolina 😂😂😂😂
@SimmonsOllieКүн бұрын
I say we just ban going prone completely
@JeenyusSG2 күн бұрын
is it just me or haggy on drugs here?
@kyzor6562 күн бұрын
If controllers are bettrr , why did they have to increase aim assist when we went to crossplay? The only thing that's better on controller is being able to control how fast you move. Actually insane how u think controllers better. mouse players shoot way straighter. U can snake and abuse movement just as easy u can change ur binds to whatever the fuck u want
@avalopeКүн бұрын
tbf you can custom bind on controller too. snaking is somewhat nerfed so you can only snake so fast. pc players have aim advantages at the top level (not average). but its not like simp is whiffing shots either. fortnite had a season where L2 spam allowed for controllers to take over the meta. kinda what cod has with super strong AA
@vagabondcaleb8915Күн бұрын
Snaking should be a kill streak.😶
@700Kyrie2 күн бұрын
Why is parasite trying to be more vocal and louder
@afuriousblackmanКүн бұрын
Hagrid on that gear
@700KyrieКүн бұрын
@ 😭😭😭
@damianblount53752 күн бұрын
Yesssssirrrrrrrrrrrrr🎉🎉🎉🎉
@dyerbКүн бұрын
listening to parasite argue and just talk over people is painful
@vtruee29482 күн бұрын
Or you move Mack to a flex and make Kremp and pred your subs and drop attach
@Xxflattop67xX2 күн бұрын
Attach has been playing much better than Sib. Sib has been hot ass
@Kngjay12Күн бұрын
Yea drop the better AR on the team hahaha SIB is the worst players this year
@jaymatau9245Күн бұрын
If LAT needs a head basher type sub , would AG to LAT be a possibility 👀 imagine the story lines when LAT goes against Optic
@jameslowell965615 сағат бұрын
AG isn't an entry sub.....
@AliFrankTheTank2 күн бұрын
Simp the goat
@avalope2 күн бұрын
i swear ppl were just disagreeing with haggy without understanding. hes saying the delay between pumps is 10 seconds for them to be counted seperately. pumping once every 10 seconds would technically be fine because its just 1 pump at a time. but doing 1 pump every 4 seconds would be snaking because of the short interval
@wassupfuqqly7195Күн бұрын
No one was allowed to disagree w haggy he just talks louder and doesnt shut up
@TropicalDoomPRКүн бұрын
Haggy is so annoying bro I swear
@lillotto33Күн бұрын
Sam and common sense make cod great again
@jakeschreiber7861Күн бұрын
The Paco takes this episode were so fkin faded, he’s been the most aggressive entry sub in the league the last 2 years 😭
@Khaos348Күн бұрын
Did you forget a sub named Abezy?! The most aggressive sub EVERY year zero question is Abezy and then prob shottzy. Going rogue and baiting teammates isn’t exactly “aggressive”
@kingslayersTVКүн бұрын
@@Khaos348in mwii it was definitely hydra
@nippy9872Күн бұрын
Ben and Haggy just take turns pooping from their mouth.
@Austin-td5nw2 күн бұрын
Haggy loves to yap lol bro took the record from BenJ this episode
@GeTMiXeDuP770Күн бұрын
Octane is cringe for discriminating MnK
@BigPercNowitzkiКүн бұрын
He’s one of those ppl who if u disagree with his take/point he will legit treat u like a sped kid
@IronCodyAlan2 күн бұрын
this snake wont work dad
@mwm4332 күн бұрын
Scrap’s dumbass should have brought in Cleanx with him. Drop envoy n pickup a faster sub that challenges for paco. Envoy needs to retire asap
@HenryA4783Күн бұрын
WAGGYYYYY "SHHHHH". I want Ben being shushed every show 😂😂😂
@PupuTV12 күн бұрын
Zooma talking about where challengers my boy watching muted optic scrims instead of elites
@ZooMaa2 күн бұрын
CAP I didn’t watch all of the elite but didn’t miss any FC Stallions match
@AustinTorchxКүн бұрын
Hard disagree with Octane. Pros DO NOT simply just agree if it’s a snake or not so it’s not “common sense” they don’t all come to the same conclusion so u need hard rules