A collection of the top 10 funniest football chants as chosen by The Away Day Bible.
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@ciaranirvine49298 жыл бұрын
Let's pretend we scored a goal wooooooo 😂😂😂
@vincentshalom48465 жыл бұрын
Which team btw
@jackfurlong88145 жыл бұрын
vincent shalom Tottenham
@marymurray69175 жыл бұрын
I was at the game the team that Liverpool beat was Fulham not tottenham
@nicolewright43915 жыл бұрын
mary murray it was Tottenham
@mattinfullvision95985 жыл бұрын
@@marymurray6917 it was Tottenham I'm a Tottenham fan and I was there
@alkkk71716 жыл бұрын
"Is there a fire drill" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AustinDickerson2001Tiger6 жыл бұрын
Fans questioning the other fans the reason for the early exit.
@fredbayles5 жыл бұрын
Classic Swindon
@alfiedarch40805 жыл бұрын
I was at one of these games when they were singing this
@henryward37425 жыл бұрын
Is there a fire drill is like the most common of these
@dexter3825 жыл бұрын
Alkkk up the swin
@zaksta14364 жыл бұрын
“Let’s pretend we scored a goal!” That ones my fav. Love it when fans aren’t boring and decide to have a bit of fun. Absolute legends
@grahamnancledra7036 Жыл бұрын
Old Plymouth Argyle joke - a team so bad, they do a lap of honour when they are awarded a corner kick.
@worldsgreatestdude1784 Жыл бұрын
That’s what happens when the sport is boring
@blacky_Ninja11 ай бұрын
@@worldsgreatestdude1784 Football has always been more about the community than the sport itself.
@Euphonious.2 ай бұрын
@@worldsgreatestdude1784 yea that surely explains why football is the number 1 sport rn ryt?
@seemoredicks65378 жыл бұрын
how do players not get distracted by these chants lol
@mattmoore8047 жыл бұрын
Shakur 1908 So why watch the video then?
@mikeybswfc7 жыл бұрын
Seemore Dicks they earn so much money i don't think they give a shit at the end of the day
@nnik10167 жыл бұрын
Seemore Dicks they do.
@sumicr75336 жыл бұрын
Seemore Dicks h
@cihattekin5626 жыл бұрын
Lmao americans cant fan
@toddgyurke2158 жыл бұрын
We lose every week! We lose every weeeeeeek! You're nothing special! We lose every week!
@benking4288 жыл бұрын
Todd Gyurke then thry go on and with the title
@jarrodpycroft53707 жыл бұрын
Todd Gyurke and the 4senal one What do we think of tottenham shit! what do we think of shit tottenham! thank you thats ok!
@arrowsmithgaming46137 жыл бұрын
Arsenal is shit we beat them
@awacherif16896 жыл бұрын
Todd Gyurke 😂😂😂😂
@BelegCuthali0n6 жыл бұрын
We're winning away! We're winning awaaaaay! How shit must you be? We're winning away!
@ashturner21104 жыл бұрын
as an australian, i’ve never been more proud of another county but also confused
@mikelitorous55704 жыл бұрын
By the sounds of your name your family are british so your allowed to be proud
@jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp2 жыл бұрын
I’m Australian too and I’m proud/confused aswell ☠️
@KingNikaDKota2 жыл бұрын
@@mikelitorous5570 most Australians are of brit descent
@BenHutchinson922 жыл бұрын
@@KingNikaDKota yeah i see australians as happier versions of ourselves lol good for them with all that sunny weather
@TonyEnglandUK2 жыл бұрын
@@BenHutchinson92 Stop apologising for your own country, woman...
@lennongalla14125 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine how strange this must seem to non-British people
@imsearching4yearsnowforana9664 жыл бұрын
We are european dude we are the same at football
@azore11844 жыл бұрын
It’s fookin amazin
@any96524 жыл бұрын
why 90 days to change my name? Ur not ur dog shit
@IdeGas-fm3ss4 жыл бұрын
@@any9652 tell that to the croatians
@any96524 жыл бұрын
Gaming Bros LOL THEY ARE SHIT. They were lucky. Our team were fucked up. We had the wrong players
@TheShashwat2138 жыл бұрын
say anything u want but British ppl know how to hv fun
@syndicatejr30377 жыл бұрын
Shashwat Khajuria init mate
@oli54127 жыл бұрын
SyndicateJr g innit* nerd
@scottlaaa7 жыл бұрын
Shashwat Khajuria we are awesome at parties!
@alex-johntrainor37887 жыл бұрын
Yerman!
@dontbethatguy66407 жыл бұрын
chin Smart funny you say that because I'm 100% sure not one person in any of these videos looted or oppressed anybody in his country. Or anybody alive in the UK right now. Keep going back in history bro, jealousy is a disease.
@Graphics_Card3 жыл бұрын
“Let’s pretend we scored a goal” What kind of genius Smart mouth thought of this? 😂
@ZedsDeadZD3 жыл бұрын
The players on the field must have been really confused xD
@TonyEnglandUK2 жыл бұрын
lol I bet he had a plant pot on his head when he thought of it.
@danielsutherland64528 жыл бұрын
we lose every week we lose every weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek you're nothing special we lose every week one of my favourite chants
@xrllisxyt14058 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sutherland cough cough Sunderland Cmon Newcastle
@timscott57828 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sutherland
@jackstone32257 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sutherland, where I live, we light loose every week in our Sunday league! We have chanted that too many times
@spencerrobertson3557 жыл бұрын
Tim Scott p
@tadaspocius27167 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sutherland that's united
@pepsychologyx48778 жыл бұрын
"Harry potter he's coming for you"😂😂😂
@jamesflowers16867 жыл бұрын
Best bit , JonJo Shelvey is a Hammer IRL!
@darakiellemoine13397 жыл бұрын
Pepsychology X 'D9k9
@darakiellemoine13397 жыл бұрын
'D9kxxx
@AustinDickerson2001Tiger7 жыл бұрын
The funniest soccer chant ever!!
@rainbow6siege7286 жыл бұрын
Pepsychology X I
@jayfritz16384 жыл бұрын
I'm English but "we hate England more than you" during a Wales and Scotland match, was brilliant.
@spoonking678 Жыл бұрын
Genius😂
@santividal9387 Жыл бұрын
min??
@cameroncarter2035 Жыл бұрын
What part
@michaelharrison3602 Жыл бұрын
Obviously wasn't a World Cup game if Scotland was playing
@alfiegrove7233 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelharrison3602 lollll
@dtdang237 жыл бұрын
'His eyes are offside, his eyes are offside, he's Mesut Ozil, his eyes are offside' - Should of been on the list.
@HomebaseLHR5 жыл бұрын
dtdang23 should have*
@OrrBzz4 жыл бұрын
Racist
@benjyyy41684 жыл бұрын
@@OrrBzz not really
@farnyone4 жыл бұрын
Thats class 😂
@kaiseranowar4 жыл бұрын
wtf i sang your comment lol
@FootballFury7 жыл бұрын
'Arry pottah, he's caming for you.
@nachiemi1966 жыл бұрын
Rosida Andriyana Way to ruin the 11 month old joke with your non existent sense of humour.
@TimDaOne4 жыл бұрын
@Rosida Andriyana you're wrong.
@haroldinho99304 жыл бұрын
Rosida Andriyana it’s how we speak
@haroldinho99304 жыл бұрын
Random Kid omg stop
@pauloemmi62164 жыл бұрын
@Rosida Andriyana r/woooosh
@jeenashirkey19876 жыл бұрын
Let's pretend Let's pretend Let's pretend we scored a goal *cheers as if they scored*
@AustinDickerson2001Tiger6 жыл бұрын
+little mix supporters Fans then make crazy noises.
@tyler2k5575 жыл бұрын
No shit sherlock
@Jack-yg7pi5 жыл бұрын
1980s Love yep. Hence the “lets pretend we scored a goal” what were you expecting?
@edvinb56044 жыл бұрын
Wow they cheered thank you for pointing that out for me!
@um.itsmaka99824 жыл бұрын
No way really?
@libbymercer33566 жыл бұрын
Love being British’s , the joy of just hearing this yelled from the hallways in secondary school
@rossgeller_234 жыл бұрын
gotta love it
@rustybookshelf85664 жыл бұрын
Summer of 20'18 was a made time lmao I was in Year 7 and all you'd hear is fuckign "iTs cOmInG hOmE" no stfu
@katiebrampton57714 жыл бұрын
Yep 😭😂
@BigMan-kp6ug3 жыл бұрын
"You fill up my senses, Like a gallon of Magnet, Like a packet of Woodbines, Like a good pinch of snuff, Like a night out in Sheffield, Like a greasy chip butty, Like Sheffield United, Come fill me again Na na na na na...Ooooohh!" I'll never forget me and the boys pissing the Wednesdayites off whenever we thrashed them haha
@visiory3 жыл бұрын
i’m irish and all the lads in my school would shout HES GOT A PLANT POT ON ‘IS HEAD and i’m only now finding out where it came from lol
@viahorsfield53743 жыл бұрын
1:48 As a Barnsley fan I remember this day and I honestly couldn’t care about losing,this was just one of the best days ever. It were so funny 😂
@itome34993 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@alessandroaglieri45342 жыл бұрын
what were you singing?
@emilsargieson63462 жыл бұрын
Same
@narchia1612 жыл бұрын
@@alessandroaglieri4534 they just put a plant pot on anyones hat and then they started singing about those random fans having a plant pot on their hats
@alessandroaglieri45342 жыл бұрын
@@narchia161 that’s ok, but I wanted to know the text of this amazing song
@Layla-sv7hb6 жыл бұрын
this is why I love being English
@someguy41445 жыл бұрын
One year later but you got your TV loicense mate?
@Henry-oh5kz5 жыл бұрын
Some Guy have u checked your spelling yet 😂😂
@someguy41445 жыл бұрын
It's intentional you knob. I'm putting on an accent through text.
@Henry-oh5kz5 жыл бұрын
Some Guy jeez calm it
@KingdomofArabia4 жыл бұрын
@@someguy4144 why are you crying about it in the comments like your whole life depends on it ?
@Kingkixmw38 жыл бұрын
Man United seriously do play in the dark.
@slimo36008 жыл бұрын
Kingkixmw3 😂😂😂
@carolinewilton38618 жыл бұрын
Kingkixmw3 why have you got a problem with that
@EthanRichards-sj4bw7 жыл бұрын
Kingkixmw3 it's the only way other teams get past the brick wall that's De Gea
@Kingkixmw37 жыл бұрын
HS Gaming hardly
@reyinfinity7 жыл бұрын
KingKix yeah yeah already read 5 comments like this, no originality
@ColinH19733 жыл бұрын
I am a Sunderland supporter and I was at that match. There was a Sunderland lad with a false leg who kept waving it in the air, and the chant was, "Get your leg out for the lads, get your leg out for the lads!" Brilliant day.
@trayshon8998 жыл бұрын
this is why English football is my favorite
@Jessica-ib8ri5 жыл бұрын
L Z yeahhhhh
@user-pk4sd9dd2w2 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter is gold
@moos5221 Жыл бұрын
really? it's not about the saudi prince, the oman sheikh, the dubai king, the russian oligarch and the chinese and american investment firms? because that's why i hate english football.
@ineedanamehelp75074 жыл бұрын
3:56 is the best one no doubt
@gadrockduke Жыл бұрын
Watching this as an American, I will be adding attending a proper English football match to my bucket list. I'm a huge fan of American college football, but this camaraderie and passion is absolutely unmatched! Talk about an electrifying atmosphere! Cheers, Brits!
@RonaldTrumpOfficial4 ай бұрын
Whatever you do, go to a game where two rivals are playing. Manchester lovely place for it (if United stops being so shit)
@mattcoulter83046 жыл бұрын
best one when the lights went out at Portsmouth. Leeds fans started singing "pay up Pompey, Pompey pay up"
@chadwicklufc28324 жыл бұрын
Changed play up to up
@riverkath3 жыл бұрын
As a Pompey lass, this sounds about right.
@TonyEnglandUK2 жыл бұрын
@@riverkath People normally pay Pompey lasses.
@chaswilson51452 жыл бұрын
That IS funny (a skit on Play Up Pompey - Pompey is the name for Portsmouth)
@ludwigandersson75578 жыл бұрын
His name is a shop, His name is a shooooop, Lenell John-Lewis his name is a shop!
@hoixthegreat83596 жыл бұрын
I was at that game - I still remember that chant.
@rabbitbaj1346 жыл бұрын
Same here, lost my shit when I heard it.
@topofthecircle6 жыл бұрын
You could do that with "His name's a law firm" to "La Donna e Mobile."
@wilma57645 жыл бұрын
Uts
@AJPlayz7074 жыл бұрын
@@hoixthegreat8359 mate it was any game he got subbed on
@bergkamp484 жыл бұрын
still my favourite (to the tune of "That's Amore")..."When you sit in row zed and the ball hits your head...that's Zamora!"
@MOGGS19424 жыл бұрын
That's a clever one.
@jerrylott44654 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@obiigwe83492 жыл бұрын
LMAO. It's so well thought-through, rhymes and everything.
@adrianwyatt8209 Жыл бұрын
Or … when the ball hits the goal it’s not Shearer or Cole it’s Scot Dobie (WBA ages ago!)
@marymurray69175 жыл бұрын
When a PLANTPOT is more exciting than a football game🤣😂
@Donovaan4 жыл бұрын
Adventures of Potty the Plant Pot. 😂 Who takes a plant pot to a football match anyway??
@oh_no_its_issy25594 жыл бұрын
Donovaan english people 😎
@snek15764 жыл бұрын
You don't really see English fans getting bored over football, that's how you know the match was bad.
@blackbob33583 жыл бұрын
perhaps you're not quite getting the concept, flower. it's far, far deeper than that. not that long a go, the plebescite lost their "right of association". if there was more than "two" together, they assumed a" Cabal". van damens was the cry. IT REALLY IS NOT THAT SIMPLE. ( bit OTT,yea) . i could go on . av a look at the history, mz murray, of how the "cannon fodder" were treated... that's it. xx
@JordynNexus7 жыл бұрын
“Complimenting Diego costa on his dashing looks” omg 😂 so bloody British
@damienmontanadias3 жыл бұрын
Watching this as an American, I am super envious of of your chants. Too good! The best we have over here is screaming DEFENSE! or the stupid na na na na, na na na na, heey-eyy-eyyy, goodbye. The next Packers game i am at, if the visitors start leaving, I'm going to try getting that "fire drill" chant going.
@burtlangoustine12 жыл бұрын
how did you get on ?
@katiemiaana Жыл бұрын
I’m English don’t get the de pause fence thing either
@Johenz Жыл бұрын
Maybe you just live in a boring city. I’ve been to Knicks games we chant move than defense. . We chant trae young balding” “fuck trae young” “ref you suck” “honey nut cheerios” “Lebron gonna trade you” you’re in greenbay yall just boring
@sooya6970 Жыл бұрын
Cant forget the classic USA USA
@moos5221 Жыл бұрын
oh murica
@delicvte4 жыл бұрын
“Lenell John Lewis, his name is a shop” Only UK people will get it edit: ok pls stop attacking me for saying English people, other countries in the uk speak the English language anyways
@adammarjanovic4 жыл бұрын
SpaceFlowwers he still plays believe it or not
@saverasavera36524 жыл бұрын
made me laugh so hard
@wilma57644 жыл бұрын
Uts rip bury
@cowkid2204 жыл бұрын
Adam Marjanovic he’s a free agent at the moment got released by Shrewsbury last month
@adammarjanovic4 жыл бұрын
Charlie Genner yeah, i probably should’ve edited my comment once he was released. I would’ve liked to see him play vs Liverpool
@carlsberg72b8 жыл бұрын
i have watched many of these many times, but the Bradford City Pie Chant is one i always come back to.. but i have to say the Barnsley Plant Pot is a new one... love it, thanks for compiling
@owenbanks15095 жыл бұрын
Who is watching this in 2019????
@harrison3164 Жыл бұрын
@@owenbanks1509 im watching in 2022
@MrFlibbleable4 жыл бұрын
Best one ever for me was Liverpool fans chanting ‘Cilla wants her teeth back’ to Ronaldinho at Anfield.... classic
@jaxcoss5790Күн бұрын
The same chant was used for Suarez. 😂😂
@nflgamer1265 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is almost every clip is the same voice tone
@bluemountain81104 жыл бұрын
Kris Hinkle yes it’s English chanting tone
@bookl0ver4 жыл бұрын
That's the natural rhythm of the english
@hehheh57394 жыл бұрын
British people just make their voice deeper for some reason when they chant. It’s just our way.
@Daniel-wd4zx4 жыл бұрын
It's called the drunk English lads
@Radagast-3 жыл бұрын
Yes, British football fans are renowned for their wit, but not their group harmonies.
@strangeplays8225 жыл бұрын
4:21 imagine just arriving at your stop to see both sides full of people dancing and singing
@jayfritz16384 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened in Madrid last week. The Spanish all had their phones outl videoing the City fans doing the Yaya, Kolo chant
@homerj.simpson75624 жыл бұрын
This will never not be funny to me.
@progamermajsc72303 жыл бұрын
Imagine some American tourists trying to catch a train there
@Shadow_Lol34573 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@jdogg448 Жыл бұрын
@@jayfritz1638 Those Madrid fans doing it now? :P
@DaddyjeeFF3 жыл бұрын
4:02 Almost Dead Laughing 🤣
@chickenkebabandchips2518 жыл бұрын
Were winning away Were winning awaaaaaaaaay How shit must u be? Were winning away
@aimangotze8 жыл бұрын
no.9 was quite funny because they can barely play in daylight
@samoliver61648 жыл бұрын
Aiman Gotze Brilliant 😂
@WagiKarp7 жыл бұрын
Aiman Gotze cause we have a shite manager and owner
Man I’m jealous of just how much spirit you brits have compared to most US sports fans!
@xo.scarlzs9 ай бұрын
Poor US fans😢 life being British socks tho lol 😊
@denchieonfleek28 жыл бұрын
Number one needs to be added to FIFA 17
@TonyEnglandUK7 жыл бұрын
So that's where it went. We want our dick back, We want our dick back, We want our dick back, We want our dick back
@Woegon6 жыл бұрын
Denchie On Fleek WE WANT OUR DICK BACK, WE WANT OUR DICK BACK
@elizahamilton72415 жыл бұрын
We want our dick back! We want our dick back!
@Kizorkayz Жыл бұрын
lol ik this is 6 years later but this would be crazy if they added that in fifa
@bluebaby19045 жыл бұрын
"LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEEEEND WE SCORED A GOAL" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
@Fiji-b6q2 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
@phildavies6020 Жыл бұрын
I remember hearing that Wigan had a terrible lack of fans at away matches.. the opposition were chanting ‘ What time’s your minibus?’ At them. Also, back in the 70’s.. Cardiff fans, singing about their own player.. ‘He’ missed, he’s missed, he must be f.....g pissed, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moore’
@rightiswrong88374 жыл бұрын
The best best ever was Wolves fan's singing "you couldn't piss in a bottle" to Rio Ferdinand in his first match back after hisdrugs ba.
@guntherbeckman12573 жыл бұрын
The energy at those matches is unreal.. love from across the pond 🇨🇦
@gemmakelleher4987 жыл бұрын
Inglish people will sing about anything even pie
@speakswaffle7 жыл бұрын
Gemma Kelleher so true I'm not embarrassed though
@jamieallan76417 жыл бұрын
Gemma Kelleher 'inglish'
@jaylewis30cassidy947 жыл бұрын
Gemma Kelleher learn to spell English u put inglish
@kaiapurdie75297 жыл бұрын
Gemma Kelleher yeah those 'inglish' people
@bigmanwilfred49557 жыл бұрын
Gemma Kelleher yeah its crazy here in ingland you should see sketland
@denzil48 жыл бұрын
Man utd playing in the dark, most of the time it looks like that anyway!!!
@aidankeating53948 жыл бұрын
denzil4 ha
@meelayyb3697 жыл бұрын
denzil4 deffo
@jeffjefferson42586 жыл бұрын
Leave them in the dark, we don't wanna see them play.
@pandayt92966 жыл бұрын
Just cos u will get ur ass whooped
@sky-b45466 жыл бұрын
HyenaGaming YT lol no
@Michael_Comment5 ай бұрын
“Let’s pretend we scored a goal” 😂😂😂😂😂
@interceptingpunch40378 жыл бұрын
mls would be more entertaining if they had fans like this.
@stopsavinchat5578 жыл бұрын
They barely have any fans in general
@interceptingpunch40378 жыл бұрын
Yeah only like maybe five team's can fill a stadium. The rest always half empty. And that is sad when most of the stadiums are no bigger 25 thousand.
@insightfreeze79958 жыл бұрын
El macho Gringo My MLS is always like fuck You (team there going against) if a player of our team gets red carded
@williambrousseau44587 жыл бұрын
El macho Gringo come to Philadelphia. We're the only team that has fans. And I mean dedicated fans. Now all the New Jersey Energy Drink fans are gonna attack me.
@interceptingpunch40377 жыл бұрын
+William Brousseau I'm sorry but until the whole stadium is singing a song together (I don't care what it is) to have the stadium rumbling mls fans won't ever compare to the fans of other leagues.
@wrhfdtvffygb4106 жыл бұрын
HARRY POTTER got me xD 😂😂😂
@AustinDickerson2001Tiger6 жыл бұрын
+Xdd3 Lol The funniest soccer chant ever!
@AustinDickerson2001Tiger6 жыл бұрын
+Xdd3 Lol Or even this: The Elephant Man, The Elephant Maaaannn. Diego Costa, The Elephant Man.
@wrhfdtvffygb4106 жыл бұрын
Austin Dickerson ye THE ELEPHANT MAN THE ELEPHANT MAN DIEGO COSTA THE ELEPHANT MAN
@ellataylor68386 жыл бұрын
Stanley sings that to a morcombe player lol
@wrhfdtvffygb4106 жыл бұрын
Ella Taylor haha xd
@roberthodge47124 жыл бұрын
When New Zealand beat australia in the rugby we chanted .you guys come from a convict colony to the tune of we all live in a yellow submarine we got barred from every aussie bar singing that night
@markjenner7199 Жыл бұрын
Nice one 🇬🇧
@maxfrankenberg82608 жыл бұрын
Where is Jason Pucheons shit
@paulcaddis47157 жыл бұрын
Max Frankenberg in the sewers mate.
@randomaccount38887 жыл бұрын
Paul Caddis 😂😂😂
@shaymatayo75957 жыл бұрын
Paul Caddis ill sub to u cuz of ur name
@norbertnk59864 жыл бұрын
4:10 has to be the funniest one
@petercolledge8204 Жыл бұрын
Best chant ever, heard at and Edinburgh City match with Stirling Albion, some years ago. The stand singers behind me started singing: "Our castle's bigger than yours".
@milliepaterson40635 жыл бұрын
This first one had me tho 🤣 it had me dying 😂 *lets pretend we scored a goal* WOOOOAAAAAOOOOO🙈
@miamisalad6385 жыл бұрын
Millie _Bella Yea lol...I mean if your teams to crap to score a goal I wouldn’t blame them 😂
@milliepaterson40635 жыл бұрын
Miami Salad 😂😂
@thejohnsonfam48494 жыл бұрын
_millie _a lol
@lancastrian1234 жыл бұрын
The best chant was Number 1. He's Eating A Pie. Simply because it is so British, regardless of what's going on, whether the game is any good, we chant about a bloke eating a Pie, then question if he wants some sauce with it, and finally the happy moment when he gets some Brown Sauce. Fantastic, quintessentially British.
@grimscrimz73415 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about the guy the sniffed his armpit in front of the camera at 5:02
@swanshighlightswithlouie91554 жыл бұрын
GRIM scrimz 😂
@ak_-zc4kb4 жыл бұрын
grim
@LuxioV24 жыл бұрын
GD trt so unnecessary as well u can easily check if your sweat smells without having to use your hand 😂
@voltichvoltich51524 жыл бұрын
The german coach in disguised
@sirborrisandfootballentert95574 жыл бұрын
Voltich Voltich a like for that
@erinreyn6 жыл бұрын
The “ is there a fire drill” chant is also used a lot at ice hockey when we play THE Nottingham panthers and they leave bc we are winning
@HeavyMetalRonin4024 жыл бұрын
0:29 The moment this happened, Stuart Robson casually stacked his papers and said in his typically soft-spoken tone, "50p for the meter, anyone?" I laughed so damn hard.
@jessie79794 жыл бұрын
These are the moments that make you proud of some fans watching their team and having fun. Not starting fights and hurling abuse at each other or the players
@KingPhoenixx4 жыл бұрын
I was at Stamford bridge for a europa league game a few years ago, the away fans lit some flares and we all started singing happy birthday to them
@ImFieldy2 жыл бұрын
Thats brilliant. Superb spontaneous humour and prolly never be repeated.
@ironclad574 жыл бұрын
Chant of the year once went to the West Ham fans after Rio Ferdinand was banned for not taking a drug test. Away to Man Utd ,To the tune of Duran Duran, they sang “his name is Rio and he’s sitting in the stand”
@andreamanning12572 жыл бұрын
Never heard that one before…that is absolute genius 🤣🤣
@javier.zelada5 жыл бұрын
All chants are very funny and witty but "Let's pretend we scored a goal" is truly great!! The british fans are really fantastic!
@Beerissmoke124 жыл бұрын
As an American, Im proud to see this and I wish we can have that much fun here without all the fighting. "Is there a fire drill" made me crack up!!!!!
@calfriedman73168 жыл бұрын
The Sunderland chant is too good
@Kingkixmw38 жыл бұрын
Cal Friedman That's what they'll sing when Moyes is sacked.
@BaldManReformed5 жыл бұрын
@@Kingkixmw3 That's probably what they are singing down in league 1
@qwerty40455 жыл бұрын
@@BaldManReformed We'll put them in the playoffs for you.
@tompey59447 жыл бұрын
hes got a plant pot on his head!!!!!
@kianrehman80116 жыл бұрын
Tom Pey my home town Rochdale that shit happens every game
@tredwan2916 жыл бұрын
Kian Rehman I live there love watching crackheads with plantpots on there head
@RockyRoader Жыл бұрын
Irish fans find themselves among Swedish fans in a fanzone at Euros The Irish chant was "Go Home.... to your sexy wives!" ( to the tune of Go West by Pet Shop Boys)
@stefanaellen6698 жыл бұрын
the last one had me in stitches haha, hope the lads pie was alright.
@shaunsidaway61304 жыл бұрын
He's got some brownnnn 😂
@juliedugg48884 жыл бұрын
Philadelphia . Ewwww
@robbodenn7 жыл бұрын
Where is ' Jason Puncheon, He went for a shit '?
@mikelitorous55704 жыл бұрын
There was a bloke in the Scottish league who got diagnosed with schizophrenia so the fans were singing there’s only two Andy gorhams
@ansgarmarrek6583 жыл бұрын
I'm actually looking for this now🤣🤣🤣
@andreamanning12572 жыл бұрын
Oh god classic 😂 I’ve heard that one on another video but didn’t know the background to it
@pheonixeye_11626 жыл бұрын
Haha, English Fans you are hilarious. You really know how to enjoy every game. KEEP IT UP😄😄
@CSN20218 жыл бұрын
No. 4 has a dreadful attendance.
@thteytirutiwisio45777 жыл бұрын
Sporting Lists its Coventry what do you expect?
@WWFC_Liam7 жыл бұрын
Sporting Lists yea there was a fire drill
@wiganboy11947 жыл бұрын
Reading Fc 2016/2017 Championship Losers ikr
@dawalkinsaw13827 жыл бұрын
Sporting Lists I live right near there I think there was a fire drill
@thteytirutiwisio45777 жыл бұрын
Da Walkinsaw pretty sure Coventry fans are just boycotting their owner
@lesleywillis61773 жыл бұрын
Can’t remember what game it was, midweek evening lower league a few years ago. Young chap enters the centre circle at half time with a Mike. Proposing to his girlfriend. Instantly “you don’t know what you’re doing, you don’t know what you’re doing “! Hilarious.
@lilfindude56434 жыл бұрын
And Americans think we’re posh
@yerokaasregor4 жыл бұрын
Lilfindude: ikr😅
@isobellaevans13177 жыл бұрын
Why I fucking love being british
@elliot77534 жыл бұрын
“‘E’s comin for you E’s coming for yooo-oooo Arry Po-ah! E’s comin for you!” 2:49
@paikeakehlani53926 жыл бұрын
I’m Aussie but British people have some good banter 😂❤️
@justthetruth1 Жыл бұрын
You're British too no?
@DeluluSwiftie1311 ай бұрын
I’m blessed being only Australian in our British family. I get the best of both worlds! 😂
@anishbansal23254 жыл бұрын
The best in my opinion is 3:31
@Thebusysuperhuman3 жыл бұрын
Loved this more than I can describe. Despite rapid technological advances in the last 100yrs this shows how much we humans are just naked apes and love a good tribal dance and chant . Getting back to our roots Beats TV any day
@fevinwallace94238 жыл бұрын
we'll play in the dark we'll play in the dark we're man utd we'll play in the dark
@jepiene4 жыл бұрын
In the meantime the best chant Dutch people have is "all the germans are gay"
@ultralinguistics30834 жыл бұрын
*w h e e z e*
@archstanton53114 жыл бұрын
Jenine Van 't Wout They weren't gay in WW2.
@Snek23054 жыл бұрын
wat doet een nederlandse clikkie zoals jij hier
@whiskywhippet4 жыл бұрын
I thought the best Dutch chant was “Can we have our bicycles back” when you play internationals against Germany. Due to the Germans stealing bikes to escape the advancing allies at the end of WW2
@yxnxick4 жыл бұрын
Jenine Van 't Wout racist.
@stevencharnock40283 жыл бұрын
Like Most Random Chants, It's The Gradual Build Up As Fans Become Aware.."He's Got Some Brown" Was Sung By Virtually The Whole Crowd.. Awesome!!🇬🇧
@saujanshrestha46604 жыл бұрын
The elephant man was awesome🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@txttz82024 жыл бұрын
3:24 anyone else hear “Fuck off!”
@albertlol84883 жыл бұрын
random man: eating pie and watching the game football fans: *chanting about him eating pie*
@htkm11794 жыл бұрын
“His name is a shop” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So glad I’m British! Just quality terrace humour!
@aceshufflez58705 жыл бұрын
4:03 Anyone? Because I am in dying of Laughter 😂
@chloescorer48003 жыл бұрын
As someone from Sunderland.. I can say I have seen a flying inflatable banana and one match.. it was epic 😂😂
@personman1493 Жыл бұрын
I think “his name is rio and he watches from the stands” should have made it in
@PoombaCaka4 жыл бұрын
Only in English football will you ever hear chanting like this, never anywhere on the planet will you find humour like the English have. Best one by us Brighton fans I think I’ve ever heard is when we had Dean Cox at the club. poor Deano is a bout 5ft nothing bless him, and of course it was WE’VEGOT TINY COX WE’VE GOT TINY COX WE’VE GOT TINY WE’VE GOT TINY WE’VE GOT TINY COX !! 😉🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼
@Bruno-lg1dp4 жыл бұрын
The Voldemort chant😂😂😅 I've never laughed this hard in my life
@konnor62148 жыл бұрын
The fire drill one got me like
@megrae45745 жыл бұрын
“You should have gone Christmas shopping You should have gone Christmas shopping” Tottenham vs Everton 2018 6-2
@Akasunanossasori4 жыл бұрын
Nothing unites us humans more than doing stupid things together
@peyton41144 жыл бұрын
YES, a little strange but makes things fun and silly!
@Akasunanossasori4 жыл бұрын
@@peyton4114 sure does 😂
@Mrrobackenson12 жыл бұрын
That's why I love being English. Best sense of humour in the world 🤣
@mikelitorous55704 жыл бұрын
England fans to Sweden fans: You’re shit But you’re birds are fit
@elliotbaker2218 жыл бұрын
Make more of these, this is really fun, good vid!
@teejaytanya6 жыл бұрын
I can't be watching these chants in the library!! "Harry Potter's coming for you!" " We'll play in the dark, we'll play in the daaaarkkk! We're Man United we'll play in the dark!!" I'm here suppressing my giggles! I love our English fans!! I love our boys! God bless them in Russia 2018! LOL
@madonbarma25314 жыл бұрын
You'll never see this kind of passion from fans on any other game ❤️❤️❤️
@chiaraderrico87835 жыл бұрын
Love this XD "Let's pretend we score a goal EEEEEEHHHHHHHH" lol