Feaster (Winter Horrorland Remix) - Friday Night Funkin' D-Side Remix

THE 4-sided disc.
Official upload of D-Side remix made for the Friday Night Funkin' D-Side mod.
Song by Philiplol
Monster voice by Philiplol.
Lemon Bambino by EllisBros.
Listen on Soundcloud: / fnf-d-sides
Play the mod yourself: gamebanana.com/mods/305122

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

Winter Horrorland: "Your skin is freezing" Feaster: "You're burning up"

[@zenbc]

good contrast... sums up the mod quite well

[@da-BLT-man]

If there's an E sides I wonder what it would be

[@DaRealestDuck]

@@da-BLT-man "E E E E, E E E, E E E E"

[@ojhudgins7326]

@@DaRealestDuck "eee e e e e E e e"

[@erikmata4332]

I always liked how Chester's songs always sound like he is a host in a cooking show

[@Isakube]

he probably is

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

"Cooking with a Killer Cherry"

[@M3T4LL1C_X3N]

In this song hes threatening Bf and Gf while teaching Lemon Bambino (the lemon right beside him) how to cook a human

[@yikesmanchokay6706]

Like that he is the only one that has lyrics of all the sides

[@yikesmanchokay6706]

@@M3T4LL1C_X3N Thought lemon bambino was growing on him

[@SpringyGirl69]

2:57 whoever voices Chester is goated

[@hazyisdead]

It's Phillip lol

[@Ungobungo3355]

Lyrics: You're burning up, take a seat. For comfort, I'll turn down the heat. As temperatures rise and the ovens burn, my little friend here needs to learn. Oh, how to cook a proper meal? There's not much to it, let's get a feel. First stab your entree's back. Skin the carcass and open up the spice rack! Give it some taste and let it bake, and once that's done, it'll start to ache! Pull it out, and with its last words spoke, in its juices, we'll let it soak! Now with that explained, you shouldn't frown. Now, little buddy, break it down! Lemon Bambino: Once it's done with the juices! Its soul will fade away, say deuces! I'll get the knife, I wanna carve! With a meal like this, we'll never starve! Oh, we forgot one thing: the sides! I think we'll have our entree's bride! Chester: Oh, you're right, how could I forget! Look at her now, she's starting to sweat! Do not worry, more than he will reach his end! Now a recipe for you, Girlfriend! First, we start by melting some butter! LB: I'll get on that, glad you didn't stutter! Chester: Once that is done, add parsley and garlic! LB: Sounds tasty, my fingers I will lick! Chester: That's all the prep I do believe. LB: All that's left is to cleave, ha ha! Chester: Remove the limbs and it won't bake for long. LB: Oh goody goody- wait, what's this, a thong?? Chester: Uh-dee-doo-dah day dah dah day, dah deh dah deh dah, a doo da day! Doo, daah, lah, lee, lah, lay! Hunger satisfied as we eat. LB: Bellies filled as we chomp on your meat! Chester: It really is such a nice taste! LB: But we must enjoy our meat with a haste! Chester: Uh-dee-doo-dah-day-dah-dah-day, dah-deh-dah-deh-dah, a-doo-da-day! We both have appetites of beasts and my buddy here really needed a treat.. LB: So we'd like to thank you... Both: For this feast! Chester: I'm glad I could teach you his lesson. LB: I'm happy to learn their faces were cresson! Chester: Any time you're hungry just give me a call! LB: Sure thing, I enjoyed this most of all! Chester: Da-da-da-da-da-da-la-la...

[@SpringyGirl69]

What? The lemon bambino doesn’t speak. He just makes noises

[@solarguard7301]

he actually does have official lyrics (the ones included here), it’s just that only Chester can understand him, that’s why he says stuff that doesn’t rhyme sometimes (he’s rhyming with lemon bambino), and he just randomly says “for this feast”

[@SpringyGirl69]

@@solarguard7301 oh ok

[@diananer]

@@solarguard7301 Fucking genius

[@Cesar-Navarro]

*wait, whats this, a thong?*

[@icesight3626]

the monster songs in remix mods are always the best

[@DejectingArt]

In my opinion I think only the d sides monster remixes are the only ones that are done right

[@impetuoso4622]

@@DejectingArt nah i think that a lot of mod remix make Justice to the character to the Monster

[@DejectingArt]

@@impetuoso4622 can you recommend some?

[@Raidn__]

@@impetuoso4622 nah none of those mods do monster justice as much as d sides imo

[@impetuoso4622]

@@Raidn__ yeah Is true the Monster of the d-side Is the best one but there Is Always some grate stuff ,like the flesh Song from mdm

[@epicmeowthman768]

imagine a teacher playing this on easter thinking its a kid friendly easter song

[@solarguard7301]

Wdym, it’s just a song about how to cook things :)

[@broflix9920]

@filefoldery then the kids will know exactly what song this is because the games audience is now just kids.

[@blitztheoissilentruleforever]

​@@broflix9920 *man.. you*

[@tanglingbat06]

D-Sides really did Monster justice in this mod

[@mariobroultimate1808]

His name is Chester in this mod.

[@moonlightgarden1921]

I know right? Monster's songs were my least favorite part of the main game, but funny enough, both songs are my favorite in the D-Side mod. Edit: Just changed the grammer so it made more sense.

[@Xenorvya]

@@moonlightgarden1921 Why do people dislike the Monster songs? They have such a great vibe. Is it simply because it's "too hard to vibe to violent lyrics and a horror-ish instrumental", or is it because the gameplay is so boring in the og mod. Bc as much as I love the og songs they feel hella bland and easy to play, wish they had more doubles like this song to add difficulty.

[@GodittoC]

69 likes, make a wish!

[@mariobroultimate1808]

@@GodittoC Nice!

[@MadRatFan]

It's honestly amazing how Chester feels more "Funkin'" than original Monster. His focus on being extra musical and wanting to make things amusing for his guests and the natural progression with Lil' Lemon Bambino speeding things up. Absolute perfection. This completely cemented D-Sides as THE greatest remix mod.

[@quinnholloway5400]

My question is where did he find that little dude

[@bettyjohnson1254]

@@quinnholloway5400 from omega mart lol

[@ojhudgins7326]

ah yes my favorite rapper: lil lemon bambino

[@MatzushiiMorioka]

2:04 gives me chills

[@Ungobungo3355]

Same.

[@cr4fty3276]

Yeah, imagine hearing that at 2 in the morning...

[@SkepticSkepto]

Same

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

That part gave me chills and i didn't even have my earplugs on (Funny how the most chilling part for me's the only part without lyrics)

[@kirbstars]

It makes you feel like your overpowered and outnumbered

[@AndresinReal]

I love that the people in the background starts singing. It's so cool and adds to how scary the presence of this monster can be

[@disacedin616]

I love the name. It has so many layers. It's a feast on easter, Feaster. But it also looks like fester, and everyone's become infested with some sort of... Weird eye and teeth disease. So clever!

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

It also looks like "feaster" as in "someone who feasts."

[@GamermanGreene29]

D-Sides Corruption, anyone?

[@UrbanFox_]

​@@GamermanGreene29I'm late but yes

[@Francisco-uf2wg]

Also feaster sounds like Chester which is the name of the monster in this mod

[@tristancummings5925]

Is no one gonna talk about how Chester had an entire chorus during the near end of the song. I love how in the mod you could see the background characters singing as well while the chorus played. Absolutely stunning!

[@blackmaskly3585]

Lil Lemon Bambino popped off during this one! Also gotta love the opening motif of Winter Horrorland right at the end, very nice touch. OH, and how could I forget I love how you made "Deck the Halls" not an unrecognizable melody, yet very tonically different. It doesn't even feel Christmasy anymore, I love it!

[@Xenorvya]

The first second I've heard it I knew it was that song (that I didn't know the name of but heard before), must be bc I got a musical ear or smthn.

[@ArgentuTA164-2]

No fuckin' way it's actually called "Li'l Lemon Bambino". Edit: HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY IS

[@sekinaperkins4618]

​@@ArgentuTA164-2 It looks life the omega mart lemon

[@Guard_shroom]

I literally love how his little lemon pet sings

[@sandia_fachera]

1:10 the little man throws bars

[@Xenorvya]

Every other part besides 1:10 do sound like he "spitting bars".

[@YeahILikeSonicEXE]

*[glass shattering]*

[@SpectreSkirt]

Lyrics --- UPDATED WITH BAMBINO LYRICS! "You're burning up, take a seat." "For comfort, I'll turn down the heat." "As temperatures rise and ovens burn, my little friend here needs to learn." "Oh, I cook a proper meal." "There's not much to it, let's get a feel:" "First, stab your entree's back." "Skin the carcass and open up the spice rack." "Give some taste and let it bake, and once it's done it'll start to ache!" "Pull it out, and with its last words spoke, in its juices, we'll let it soak!" "Now, with that explained you shouldn't frown." "Now little buddy, break it down!" "ONCE IT'S DONE WITH THE JUICES," "ITS SOUL WILL FADE AWAY, SAY DEUCES!" "I'LL GET THE KNIFE, I WANT TO CARVE!" "WITH A MEAL LIKE THIS, WE'LL NEVER STARVE!" "OOHHH! WE FORGOT ONE THING; THE SIIIDES!" "I THINK WE'LL HAVE OUR ENTREE'S BRIDE!" "Oh, you're right, how could I forget?" "Look at her now, she's startin' to sweat!" "Do not worry more then, he will reach his end! "Now, recipe for you, Girlfriend!" "First we start by melting some butter." "I'LL GET ON THAT, GLAD YOU DIDN'T STUTTER!" "Once it is done, add parsley and garlic!" "SOUNDS TASTY, MY FINGERS I WILL LICK!" "That's all the prep, I do believe." "ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO CLEAVE-- HA HA!!" "Remove the limbs and it won't bake for long." "OH GOODY GOODY-- WAIT, WHAT'S THIS, A THONG?!" [Vocalizing] "Uh-dee-doo-dah-day-dah-dah-day, dah-deh-dah-deh-dah, ah-rooh-ah-day!" "Doo, dee, lah, lee, lah, lay!" "Hunger satisfied as we eat." "BELLIES FILLED AS WE CHOMP ON YOUR MEAT!" "It really is such a nice taste." "BUT WE MUST ENJOY OUR MEAL WITH HASTE!" [Vocalizing] "Eh, dee-doo-dah-dee-lah-luh-day, lah-lee-lah-lee-lah, eh-rooh-ah-day!" "We both had appetites apiece, and my buddy here really needed a treat." "SO WE'D LIKE TO THANK YOU..." "For this feast!"-"FOR THIS FEAST!" "I'm glad I could teach you this lesson." "I'M HAPPY TO LEARN THEIR FACES WERE CRESSON!" "Next time you're hungry, just give me a call." "SURE THING; I ENJOYED THIS MEAL MOST OF ALL!" [Vocalizing] "Eh, dee-doo-dah-lee-lah-luh-day, lah-lee-lah-lee-lah, eh-rooh-ah-day!"

[@DrMostlySane]

"As temperatures rise and ovens burn, my little friend [you need to learn.]" "Pull it out, and with a [????? stove], in its juices, we'll let it soak!" I hear two words here, and the second one definitely sounds like stove. Can't make heads or tails of the first one, but it sounds like a description of the stove starting with a t. "Hunger satisfied [as needs]." With that one I'm not actually too sure, but it definitely sounds like the second word is needs or something similar.

[@solarguard7301]

“Do not worry more, he will reach his end.” “Hunger satisfied his needs.” (I think)

[@lexcentrique2554]

@@DrMostlySane I've been listening several times to that stove part, but all I hear is "Tasberstove". This doesn't exist.

[@lexcentrique2554]

@@DrMostlySane OK, so, on the Wiki, it's supposed to say "And with a croak". ... Damn, Chester is bad at saying "And with a croak"! Is it "And with Tasber's croak"? Is Tasber the Lemon Buddy? Is it "And with Chester's croak"? Is Chester pronouncing itself "Tasber"?

[@jazzmynecook5963]

I think he said "I'll turn ON the heat".

[@ThePhoenixBoiYT]

Imo, this song is instantly 100x better than Winter Horrorland It sounds like a legit Disney Villains song, and considering both Monsters’ intentions and personality (comically evil and wanting to eat boyfriend), it really fits. And that humming part with Deck the Halls, *MMMM*

[@santinodiprimio8832]

Monster is not comically evil if he was comically evil he would get angry when he looses but he is just smiling all the time thats why he is different from the other because he is truly insane and doesnt care about loosing just about having fun

[@santinodiprimio8832]

The devil from cuphead is comically evil for example

[@ZambunctiousYT]

it's not better. but its not worse than it either

[@CrabbyGamin1]

gotta love Chester coming in with the omegamart lemon

[@_Manjuu_]

D-sides is prob the only mod that actually does Lemon Demon justice.

[@zubizub_1708]

Neo also did a great Job with him

[@Xenorvya]

@@zubizub_1708 Debatable.

[@zubizub_1708]

@@Xenorvya Yeah you can say that too everything XD

[@Xenorvya]

@@zubizub_1708 The voice for Neo monster is too different, B3's Monster and D-Side sound really similar to the original that's why.

[@latte_7577]

@@Xenorvya Whats so bad about the voice sounding different? It's a remix. I personally think neo did a very nice job with it, b3 as well.

[@checkerhat327]

The chorus in the background during the later part of the song? Perfection.

[@FidgetyAttic]

As a monster fan I am pleased this made my Easter even greater

[@JoKeR-hh8rg]

lemon bambino got bars tho, ngl

[@infineoinfinite]

lemon bambino is a scrunkly

[@0xyg3ng0d7]

This song slaps, also glad that d side monster now has a child that resembles the regular monster

[@solarguard7301]

Yeah, Lemon Bambino even has the same sprites (the facial expression part anyway)

[@Guard_shroom]

@@solarguard7301 yup

[@sekinaperkins4618]

It reminds me of the OmegaMart lemon

[@solarguard7301]

@@sekinaperkins4618 I have a suspicion that that might have been an inspiration for the design

[@charamusiccally]

I think Lil Lemon Bambino is the coolest Monster. His first was cool but this is nice,creepy and kinda calming

[@BaguetteGuy1983]

Chester > Monster

[@adubzcs7548]

The only thing I want is to hear the voices during the deck the halls part, also maybe have all of their voices? Idk that’s just me, other than that I love this song.

[@carl_the_]

fun fact: the wiki has the lyrics for lemon bambino, i think. idk if they're official

[@solarguard7301]

I think they are, they match with what he’s saying, rhymes for him, and explains why chester randomly says “for this feast”

[@SpringyGirl69]

Chester even responds to him in song saying “oh you’re right how could I forget”

[@solarguard7301]

@@SpringyGirl69 yeah

[@bruisewort]

HANDS DOWN TO THE BEST "AU" MOD, THE MUSIC IS SIMPLY TO DIE FOR *CHEFS KISS* 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@OtonashiIo]

Yay! OmegaMart Lemon!

[@zevaadhitama8043]

No, Lemon bambino

[@OtonashiIo]

@@zevaadhitama8043 Omegamart Lemon 🍋👁

[@zevaadhitama8043]

@@OtonashiIo The creator said it was Lemon Bambino

[@isaeosmarsupiais]

Omegamart fans when the Alphamart fans walks in

[@OtonashiIo]

@@zevaadhitama8043 Omegamart Lemon

[@IzzyThangs]

Feaster > Too Slow

[@toddathant-star9034]

Feaster is so much better for me now that i know chester and lemon were having a whole conversation!!!

[@Grzysweet89]

This made my fucking Easter this year

[@MeloettodioS]

Philip back at it again with his epic MONSTER!😆

[@misterfister5810]

Does lemon bambino even have a body?

[@itsamejonarbuckle]

Man when the main chorus hits me and the boys groovin

[@foxyfromthefreakingpizzaria]

2:04 this is the best part of the song, it sounds so good, i love this song!

[@brunettebi4111]

Seeing everyone with Chester's face in the background scared me a bit.

[@orangethespiderguy]

finally, i cooking song i can relate to!

[@momiji_number1daughterwife]

been waiting for this

[@BonbonPlays]

This slaps harder than my mom bro let's go

[@TheMay195]

Wut

[@meatloath]

d sides dad slap

[@Proster456]

gladly my moms not like that

[@jazzmynecook5963]

Okay, WE NEED TO KNOW THE LYRICS CHERRY MONSTER IS SAYING!

[@solarguard7301]

Someone posted a comment here that got almost everything (with me giving my imput on some lyrics he was unsure of), but overall it’s only missing a few words

[@jazzmynecook5963]

@@solarguard7301 ah okay.

[@solarguard7301]

here, we now have the official lyrics: Chester: You're burning up. Take a seat. For comfort, I'll turn down the heat. As temperatures rise and ovens burn, my little friend here needs to learn. Oh, how to cook a proper meal? There's not much to it, let's get a feel. First, stab your entrée's back. Skin the carcass and open up the spice rack! Give some taste and let it bake, and once that's done, it'll start to ache! Pull it out, and with its last words spoke, in its juices, we'll let it soak! Now with that explained, you shouldn't frown. Now, little buddy, break it down! Lemon Bambino: Once it's done with the juices! Its soul will fade away, say deuces! I'll get the knife, I wanna carve! With a meal like this, we'll never starve! Oh, we forgot one thing: the sides! I think we'll have our entrée's bride! Chester: Oh, you're right, how could I forget! Look at her now, she's starting to sweat! Do not worry more, than he will reach his end! Now a recipe for you, Girlfriend! C: First we start by melting some butter! LB: I'll get on that, glad you didn't stutter! C: Once that is done, add parsley and garlic! LB: Sounds tasty, my fingers I will lick! C: That's all the prep, I do believe. LB: All that's left is to cleave, ha ha! C: Remove the limbs and it won't bake for long. LB: Oh goody goody- wait, what's this, a thong?? [Deck The Halls] C: Hunger satisfied as we eat. LB: Bellies filled as we chomp on your meat! C: It really is such a nice taste. LB: But we must enjoy our meal with haste! [Deck The Halls] C: We both have appetites of beasts and my buddy here really needed a treat LB: So we'd like to thank you- Both: For this feast! C: I'm glad I could teach you this lesson. LB: I'm happy to learn their faces were cresson! C: Next time you're hungry, just give me a call! LB: Sure thing, I enjoyed this most of all! [Deck The Halls]

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

@@solarguard7301 we are still not sure if lemon bambino's lyrics are actually official.

[@locxlsxdsxck5171]

​@@mateuszszulecki5206I'm fairly certain they are, iirc there's an official doc somewhere by the composer that has these in there

[@Guard_shroom]

Idk why, but this gives me morpho knight vibes from kirby and the forgotten land 😭

[@Victini7472]

a surprise for sure, but a welcome one WHEN'S THE VS MORPHO KNIGHT MOD?

[@Guard_shroom]

@@Victini7472 IKR???? I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHEN ONE WILL COME, (based off of his banger song from forgotten land"

[@Victini7472]

@@Guard_shroom i agree, it IS a banger we should give it some time lol, the game hasn't been out for THAT long (even though morpho's been here since star allies, and there's STILL not a mod for him...)

[@Victini7472]

there are some other cool mods based off of kirby that are bein developed, like one called (i think) funkin' in dreamland

[@Guard_shroom]

@@Victini7472 yup, it's the best Kirby song

[@FlamerToon]

2:03 Best moment 🤩

[@AfinaTheShark]

Why do I genuinely want Chester to cook me a meal.

[@SirDanielErnestHemmingboone1]

Me too.

[@abra_escaped]

Lil' lemon buddy is the best character by far

[@bettyjohnson1254]

I just realized that the end of feaster sounds like the beginning of winter horrorland.

[@jackmiller1746]

Usually I don't like the Monster songs, buuut... I'll make an exception. This is a banger

[@roulxskarrd3244]

I just realized something, monsters little buddy is a fucking lemon. Is this cherry dude original lemons dad!?

[@PhantomLacewing]

I like the ΩMart Lemon's voice

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Billy As Fuck, Edduardo, Marcatt, Jtonm

[@64hoshi]

Chester. You made a wonderful performance but if you mess the D sides Eddsworld trio again I will not hesitate to throw hands at you.

[@solarguard7301]

He didn’t do anything to them, this is just bf hallucinating (same power as lemon demon)

[@64hoshi]

@@solarguard7301 I know but still.

[@brunettebi4111]

I would kill to see a full week with them.

[@64hoshi]

@@brunettebi4111 Same.

[@forfaerghus8092]

That was Eduardo, Mark, and...I think Tom? I dunno, had the eyes

[@TheDemonicChaotic]

0:40 skin the WHAT

[@Visionarye95]

Carcass

[@Tramon81]

Wait philip, you voiced this, dammmmmmn!

[@Tramon81]

I never knew d-sides monster was you, really nice delivery there.

[@jackster27]

this goes hard

[@CyanLizr]

banger wawa

[@niccy_the_niccy]

Chester seems like a nice guy. He never actually said he was going to cook BF or GF, for all we know he was just giving them a recipe for, IDK, a pig or something.

[@cyanorblue]

Bro literally he's talking how to cook BF and GF

[@THE_THE]

0:45 best moment

[@Sticky_The_StickmanV2]

It took me wayyy too long to notice the song name is a play on words of Easter

[@OrangeFoxie102]

Nice reference to Jingle Bells.

[@lexdest]

This gives me battleblock teather vibes

[@SamInsaneGaming]

When the fruits become sentient

[@kamrynwilson4448]

This sounds like one of creature features songs

[@brunettebi4111]

Ayo, a fellow Creature Feature enjoyer?

[@Gr0ss1337]

2:02 bf says bon appétit

[@Canineboi]

1:11

[@sophiebubbles07]

NO CORRUPTION?

[@solarguard7301]

No, Chester and Lemon Bambino have standards

[@mariobroultimate1808]

The way the audience and Girlfriend appeared could be their own version of it.

[@sophiebubbles07]

@@solarguard7301 that was a joke

[@sophiebubbles07]

@@mariobroultimate1808 true

[@snipers_gaming_]

@@sophiebubbles07 instead of the standard corruption formula, we could have a more zombie like scenario

[@diananer]

I followed the recipe, not too bad but I think I’m now wanted for some reason…

[@Luigi3779]

Bro That New Logo Is Fucking Sick

[@ninjatintin9074]

make a sus remix

[@LeynertheGamer]

I love the part when the crowd begins to sing along.