Feeding My Troll

[@Megadipdop1]

4:51. I speak Arabic, he's saying "Cover me, I'm reloading!" 5:33 "Grenade!!"

[@aidansawyer1957]

Megadipdop1 GET THIS MAN UP

[@the3rdninja123]

Megadipdop1 ok

[@aquativity2907]

Megadipdop1 nah bro he's saying "I suicide bomb for fun"

[@Shmeeli7]

Nathan Lazarian I'm Arab and I love to watch Jev...

[@drako8725]

Megadipdop1 i speak Arabic too

[@topher5091]

Jev: The only FaZe member who makes 10+ minute videos and doesn't spam it with clickbait and ads

[@fadercat3169]

The only very popular FaZe member*

[@topher5091]

Fadercat Doesn't have as much subs as The Clickbait House but is one of my favs

[@Oximacity]

Topher you're right but I mean only 5 faze members make quality cod videos

[@maxdrags3115]

Topher This video is LITERALLY 10+Mins you idiot...

[@maxdrags3115]

Topher And you probably have ad block you idiot.

[@halation8699]

Jev has officially wished the worst upon that young man.

[@jinnxsr8082]

LMAO trueeeee is he even alive after all this?

[@Francisco-we8yj]

I go back to his channel and binge watch his older videos, sometimes it feels like your going back to chat with An old good friend

[@IzzyGoneCrazy]

I think that hat is going to become permanently stuck on Jev's head!

[@youtubenolife4514]

I need to see his awesome hair

[@daddy3670]

Dad looks good no matter what

[@IzzyGoneCrazy]

Daddy! lol ok

[@the_vortexian]

IzzyGoneCrazy well his headset isn't yet

[@Anthologic]

Here's some more curses for that guy, Jev. -May every chocolate chip cookie you eat be oatmeal raisin. -May you always get up from the computer without taking your headphones off. -May both sides of your pillow be warm. -May all your Facebook notifications be game invites -May every sock you wear be slightly rotated just enough to be uncomfortable. -May the pin of the bathroom stall never reach the lock to closet the door. -May you press A too hastily and have to talk to the nurse all over again at the Pokémon center. -May your headphones snag on every door handle. -May every parking space you see in the distance contain a motorcycle. -May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks. -May your chair produce a fart sound, but only once, so that you may not reproduce it to prove it was just the chair.

[@malickgaye5258]

Satan?

[@Zxqlo]

Anthony Dark this is from ifunny lol

[@jamesmcphail3864]

Anthony Dark Gold 😂😂

[@malickgaye5258]

may you lose the spring for your pen

[@Anthologic]

May you be Dormammu and Dr. Strange has come to bargain

[@thirdeyeflming9121]

"I hope the little plastic things come off your shoelaces" 😂😂 Omg I was dead when I heard his say that. This is why I love Jev

[@jonathanr9619]

dang.. jev went to town on that kid :) good stuff man

[@ItssKiriko]

Jonathan R nice pfp

[@swyrls]

4:49 he's saying cover me im reloading my weapon in arabic

[@swyrls]

5:35 a grenade in arabic, (it says it if it wasnt obvious enough)

[@kez5897]

Swirly WOW NO ONE CARES

[@fahimishungry5865]

i care

[@zach5289]

Swirly that makes sense because the other english speaking people say that

[@frankiedominguez133]

Fahim Khan same...

[@keithmcguire8868]

Jev every video I watch reminds me of my friend who passed away.. me and him loved your vids and your vids have a huge impact on me

[@Danny-fu2yd]

Keith McGuire :/

[@lilpancho9793]

Keith McGuire damn srry for your loss bro.

[@k9_productions523]

MoarJuno how can he dumbass

[@bigojordo]

rest in peace my dude

[@EDMLyfe]

Sry for the loss hopefully Jev sees this

[@treyeezysbg]

who remembers when videos locked at 301. Lol only youtube OG's will remember.

[@userrshrem]

Wild Madden I do

[@Berserker1083]

Wild Madden who doesn't

[@thomasekstedt5170]

Wild Madden i do

[@breseman]

KZbin OG's? It was like a year ago.

[@jayce.bishop]

It was only a couple of years ago...

[@snek2089]

he says it in Arabic which translates to protect me I'm reloading my gun

[@snek2089]

and the one you said that sounds so cool translates to (the grenadel

[@TitankroW]

Wasn't the view lock 301 or some number close to that? at least on mobile anyway

[@TitankroW]

In like 2013 I think

[@808voo]

Titan kroW Yeah, it was.

[@TitankroW]

Thought so

[@pandy2689]

yes someone else who remembers this

[@noanunez7260]

i remember the old under 301 club meme

[@dwest279]

"I hope your cheese slides off the next piece of pizza you eat." - Jev 2016. LOL JEV FOR PRESIDENT 2020!

[@hun7er34]

301 club member since 2012

[@FACESHOT65]

so true lmao

[@MapleGamerKid]

Same

[@Adan__bg]

Hun7er the good ol days

[@darianribbing866]

top 301!! every video

[@hddren]

Hun7er had it really been that long?!

[@TheLuigifan50]

10:00 He literally wished the worst of things to this guy! LOL Jev knows everything that'll destroy a man on the inside.

[@-Zelo]

You should make a series where you learn a new language. That would be fucking hilarious just to watch lmao

[@joseesparza2691]

Zelo chinese would be a good one

[@-Zelo]

lol foreal.

[@gunnerpeterson2284]

russian ahaha

[@JayJoerd]

Zelo that would be funny asf, do it jason!!

[@foiledits]

wingdings pls

[@NOTGLOBAL]

Jev: *i hope the next time you use ketchup all the water and oils come out first* 😂😂

[@iRecon]

"SLAPPING THEIR TESTIES ON MY SHIN" lolololololol

[@squaretread9715]

The "i really hope your ________" insults or whatever you'd call those are golden and i love it

[@devinpayton3841]

Who else remembers 301 views

[@ChildishLumbino]

good times

[@pablozeking3509]

Be Chill aw yea

[@moheezkhan6674]

Be Chill me

[@edi5663]

Be Chill me

[@DIV1D3]

It wasn't very long ago, but sure.

[@Noe_Accord]

he should have said ''I hope you step on a lego''

[@derek8147]

Thats what I was thinking!

[@Gabethesloth]

I'm Noeee I was going to comment that but wanted to see if anybody put it first 😂😂

[@dewey8831]

No he should have said I don't care that u broke ur elbow

[@meaterbeater1153]

I'm Noeee I understand the hate but thats just to cruel dude. I rather get sircumcised with a rusty pair of kids safety scissors while having lemon jiuce poured over the cut then step on a lego brick. Sorry for bad spelling.

[@EaZeQuiKzzPSN]

that's not as creative as the ones he said

[@ValloGaming]

if ur reading this have a good day Fam!!!

[@ValloGaming]

!

[@c4ke341]

ValloYt no im gonna kill myself

[@ValloGaming]

Dude u need to chill out!

[@steazyhd557]

If you sub to me, you won't die until you're 100.

[@Ark00]

ValloYt thanks man

[@Hectah]

at 5:35 hes basically saying GRENADE. Im still dying from how jev says it

[@jackiemoon1612]

These 10 minute videos are lit af

[@johnlynch6181]

Who else is loving 10 min Jev

[@george.....]

longer videos are good, however *if i really am just in a hurry* they may become a pain... end me.

[@onedimensional6405]

wHy.

[@finnjd]

George Riley and you stuttered

[@NickJohnson-xs2sk]

Why you in a hurry to sit and watch a vid lol

[@george.....]

xZeus that i did, well spotted ;)

[@doggermcdog364]

You know you can always pause and come back..

[@Teejbear]

I just love coming back and hearing the "I REALLY AM JUST IN A HURRY" in slow mo, it is HILARIOUS.

[@bigpapijr7769]

9:58 how white people roast

[@LouieJengaMusic]

but dat pic doe

[@gordonmoss8521]

A Dog nice roast

[@SpacesMedia]

If you're reading this Have a great day!

[@MaliVal]

thanks!

[@NDLBE]

Spaces you too

[@jimgohner966]

Thank you, you too bud!

[@6ixsdefeat]

Clorox Bleach I haven't seen one of u in a while

[@leftnipple3730]

Spaces You know what FUCK YOU! Im just joking, have a great day dude

[@karmavfx5599]

Honestly I can sit through a jev video no matter how long

[@GttiqwT]

7:25 Same

[@Robotshadow]

The first audio file transalates to "cover Me I'm reloading" and the second audio file translates to "grenaaaaade!" (Btw this is Arabic)

[@baggedsalami]

Does anybody notice how M3RKMUS1C and FaZe Jev look a little alike

[@connorcrowley612]

Dankerton FaZe Jev is Erik's brother Matt, M3RKRAMPAGE is Tina, and OverPow is actually a member of FaZe.

[@cohen3106]

Huh, I've also never seen them in the same room together.

[@imafreakingpikachuu7270]

Dankerton they're both my fave KZbinrs lmao

[@seneca8289]

I'M A FREAKING PIKACHUU same

[@noahavo8947]

they dont even lookalike

[@BondTheOGYT]

Is the troll you're feeding Apex?

[@LikedBondOG]

lol

[@fazejev1704]

yes

[@lukebuckley624]

Faze jev hey

[@dericksilcott8537]

FaZe Jev I love you

[@XXLGHOST]

FaZe Jev stfu

[@consciousmusic9222]

All joking aside...Jev always seem like the happiest person ever. I wish i had his happiness consistently lol the guy is the definition of happy

[@AsianNationGaming99]

What happened to Jev's PO Box openings?

[@xspace9476]

GhenghisKhangai they died

[@AsianNationGaming99]

walker spearman :^(

[@gothatron]

tru dat

[@naghouj]

I sent him whale semen

[@war_clonez4863]

You would

[@jakobdaniel3]

Quality roasts as usual, Jason.

[@nen6119]

4:51 he's saying "cover me" 3:55 he's saying "grenade"

[@TheTofuexplosion]

No idea if Jev is gonna see this or not (probably not) but if he does the little "I hope" rant at the end had me in tears laughing for 4 straight minutes. Freaking love you, man. Funny as hell.

[@ZaBeast465]

I'm digging the longer videos!

[@arisslol3739]

Do another reading Porn comments

[@MasonA456]

Tyler Welsh yes please

[@tokismoky7557]

Tyler Welsh yes that shit is funny

[@ignacio8529]

Tyler Welsh GET THIS TO TOP COMMENT

[@suicideboys3299]

Yes

[@justagnome9915]

Tyler Welsh omg yes

[@stig4]

1:00 301 club anyone?:)

[@nipozy4518]

me im an og faze clan guy there was a trend going at the time called #301

[@mondofps]

We've got OG members of the 301+ club here

[@tobyelrick2206]

Can I join Xo

[@tsukikage3941]

"Little plastic ends on your shoelaces" Jev, sing it with me A-G-L-E-T

[@Lokokid0]

What is an Al Gore Rhythm? I thought he's a former Vice President not a musical artist

[@retsyud]

GGlitch oh boy it hurts to read this

[@Lokokid0]

Duy What?

[@conceptice4607]

GGlitch I was thinking the same thing. I think it's when he makes a super sick bass drop on launchpad.

[@conservativebean7074]

lol, Wasn't he supposed to be president, but Florida did some sketchy, and he is also won the Popular Vote, but lost the electoral vote?

[@Lokokid0]

***** What do you mean a joke legit this is annoying me. What is he talking about

[@TheOldSchoolTrick]

Only faze member i'm still subscribed to!

[@nameortitle]

TheOldSchoolTrick true

[@thomashielkema1083]

TheOldSchoolTrick and hazz

[@honestcomments5419]

TheOldSchoolTrick same

[@felipegutierrez5538]

TheOldSchoolTrick and pamaj lol

[@Yuki-bk2my]

Felipe Gutierrez hes in optic

[@yousefsamehh]

I speak Arabic he says " I REALLY AM JUST IN A HURRY"

[@jamesmcphail3864]

SpaceCake I knew it

[@connorcrowley612]

SpaceCake Thanks for clarification

[@Maloki175]

SpaceCake ha ha that's so funny kid 😒

[@ldahmy]

naaah he says cover me

[@MoKor]

no he doesn't

[@andyjet2000]

Those insults at the end, I can't lol, way too funny.

[@avilasergio951]

"I hope the next time your using ketchup all the oils and shit squirts our before the ketchup does" *SHOT* "I hope the left trigger gets stuck on your controller, not that it would really make a difference for your play style considering you just sit in the back of the map and hard scope if you're not spraying with your Barret no scoping" *DROPS PHONE* "I hope all the cheese slides off the next slice of pizza you try to eat." *DIES*

[@TeamTSTO]

JEV is the only good COD youtuber who doesn't spam with clickbait and make 10:01 videos just to get that ad revenue

[@TeamTSTO]

Who agrees with me :)

[@Sinderly]

Teamtsto spratt doesnt do that and he is a great cod youtuber

[@Sinderly]

Pebble yeah merks great.

[@terrorbite8610]

10:14 that happened to me yesterday

[@MrJonte123123]

Andy Jimenez lol

[@the3rdninja123]

Andy Jimenez smd

[@-FLWz]

Jev being the one of the call of duty channel uploading 10+ minutes ain't spamming ads or clickbaiting vids, keep it up g

[@hannahbenson3950]

Jev ilysm 😂😩😍 all those "I hopes" you're so cute omg

[@hannahbenson3950]

thekirkbushman get outta here

[@hannahbenson3950]

thekirkbushman most definitely

[@itsdoel]

Ugly

[@DirtyRaisinBoy]

Baby blue ft. Chance the Rapper and Faze Jev 😂

[@salemfarag4222]

Julius Anacleto explain?

[@FindingNemolicious]

Julius Anacleto Exactly what I was thinking 😂 😂

[@its91x65]

is anyone else really tempted to find this kid???

[@jordi7293]

jacob ruiz god_dna

[@masonv]

Mr. Turner is that his twitter?

[@loganschultz2421]

I'll hit him offline

[@GOodBye-zv9cy]

TheQuasimodo no you won't

[@loganschultz2421]

GOod Bye yea you're right ahahahah

[@calebfuller8762]

Jev- “ if you don’t expect anything you can’t be disappointed” my new life quote

[@Matthew-ec3oi]

I died at 9:57

[@HombreFPS]

The trolls twitter is @God__DNA Sorry Jason I had to.

[@jordi7293]

Hombre I looked at his twitter that kid is annoying as shit if I were jev I would send my fans to report him for being annoying

[@goinfishin00]

im gonna try to report glitch him

[@daddyjuicing7083]

ty

[@AlexLopez-dq9xx]

Hombre how do you now this

[@goinfishin00]

loads of tweets to get him banned just select targeted harassment under abusive behavior and it will give you a list of his tweets so many things like "jev sucks ass" "get teabagged faggot" gonna be so happy when hes banned

[@Delyee]

I am learning chinese in high school and learning a language actually isn't that hard. Once you get the basics you can pronounce anything then figure out what it means

[@akaCeno]

Ahri Mirtyle li chang chun chi li ba

[@kevinmyers3357]

Yeah mandarin isn't the easiest language even though im chinese i can't speak shit.

[@alexcanvin5347]

Jev I love your longer videos they keep me more entertained than your old videos but i love you either way

[@user-uc7ui8lx9f]

I know 2 languages and I'm taking AP Calculus, by Jev's standards, I am a fucking genius.

[@MoKor]

i speak 3

[@extrasyrian9883]

+TechFizz i speak five

[@MoKor]

Rhino what r they?

[@extrasyrian9883]

armenian, english, arabic, swedish and russian

[@MoKor]

Rhino كيف حالك

[@drippy6941]

JEV SPOKE ARABIC LMFAO

[@AndersonEntertainment]

i know 4 languages (english, spanish, chinese, and french) its really hard to learn but then its cooler than knowing a bunch of math formuolas lol

[@AndersonEntertainment]

formulas*

[@Orculear]

I hate motherfuckers that do this shit. JUST EDIT THE FUCKING COMMENT

[@AndersonEntertainment]

Orculear my bad sir dafuq itsthe internet OH WELL

[@Orculear]

Anderson Entertainment ugh

[@NDLBE]

Anderson Entertainment I know 3 languages ( turkish, dutch, english) and I'm 16. And I am gonna learn russian or german i think. Let me know witch one I should learn because I really want ti learn one but I don't know witch one. Ps it isn't that hard if you really want to learn it you can everything van

[@عبداللهفرحانالعنزي-ص3ص]

Lol jev the first one is *protect me im reloading*😂😂

[@badsniper7889]

My brother said your hair looked like FaZe baby's 😂😂😂😂

[@ericparalyze1168]

haha... no.

[@badsniper7889]

ParalyzeUS no what?

[@ericnetzband180]

+Bad Sniper1010 It doesn't look like it lol.

[@badsniper7889]

Eric Netzband well, my brother is8

[@ckgexotic5640]

Titan fall 2 in the background lol

[@jordonevans8914]

301 club where u at?

[@lilmumu2068]

;) right here

[@wik17]

Jordon Evans Here

[@wubbalubbadubdub4991]

Jordon Evans Died years ago

[@loganbuckner6962]

that roast was amazing lol

[@zhxry]

lmao let me get his psn.... he won't be in ur game...

[@FearDrxgz]

god_dna end him dont be all talk but end him

[@nashpotatoez1631]

Saiyan Dragz sure

[@nashpotatoez1631]

Saiyan Dragz is gonna sweat next time

[@WhosBreezyUK]

Techniques his PSN is God_DNA

[@blazedi6078]

Techniques his name is God_dna

[@DahzConcepts]

his twitter is, @God__DNA you are welcome :D

[@zaxhys4053]

Do another PO BOX OPENING please.

[@zaxhys4053]

Yawn

[@nevil3195]

fuck you you made me yawn

[@zaxhys4053]

im gay you you

[@alexlamar4050]

I agree on the PO Box

[@jarmanitollivet7002]

THE END PART HAD ME DYING 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@dyljone]

weeaboo...

[@TheRealCake]

Terrible Quality Videos dont think you understand that term lol

[@growsby4208]

Terrible Quality Videos it's a dangerous disease

[@Junkie_John]

Wheres REQUIS at man I miss the demi god I have taken his place now lol

[@johnczarney3207]

fun fact, nobody has watched the full video yet!

[@Klouhs]

I haev

[@imortalthoughtz7660]

2x speed just finished the video mayte

[@stikks]

Missu 1982 Why are you lying lol.

[@Falcancaliform61Gaming]

i have

[@itszurox]

Long John they could if they speed up the video

[@brittin26]

So I'm new to Jevs channel and I can honestly say I have never laughed and enjoyed every second of a Cod Commentary as Jevs. Freaking hilarious.

[@Pakeysp]

why would you wish such horrible things on someone

[@BruhMomentum7]

Jev, I love u. No homo

[@nevil3195]

no homo

[@iNotKiwi]

He is saying protect me I’m reloading and the other one is saying Grenade in Arabic

[@memoryisthekey]

Thx

[@iNotKiwi]

@@memoryisthekey dude this was 4 years old . No prob tho

[@memoryisthekey]

Yo you actually replied lmao

[@iNotKiwi]

@@memoryisthekey yeah lmao. Thanks to you i cringed reading my bad grammar.

[@Augustus_23]

Keep making the longer videos if you can Jev I really like them. Other than that I'll watch whatever you post lol thanks for the videos man!

[@JonFX1]

Coincidence that all of these videos are all 10 mins long? Just saying, really small chance it being a coincidence...

[@WhosBreezyUK]

Kewl Potato didn't you watch yesterday's video? He explains why

[@JonFX1]

+WhosBreezy I know, it's just if a video is around 10 mins long on KZbin, there are more ads or something and you make more money off the video (I think). So maybe he just wants to make more revenue off of his videos.

[@WhosBreezyUK]

Kewl Potato I already know about the extra revenue but knowing Jev, it's kinda obvious that he really just wants to play video games all day lol

[@JonFX1]

+WhosBreezy Yea true it's Jev so i'm not complaining lmao

[@wilfordbrimley6938]

it's not ads, he's not even throwing extra ads in that I remember. it helps with views by getting in more "suggested" sections, the way likes used to

[@rjan9719]

Its dåfunny whn you see pepole editing their rant over cod gameplay like jev does, and they begin a line on like bog and ends it on vacant😂😂😂😂

[@rjan9719]

Sorry for miss speling EVERYTHING!😂😅

[@bredekryvi8972]

Ørjan Fjermestad Andersen skjønte isje en shit du skrev...

[@TheDiamondsions]

holy shit you have the most norwegian name ive ever seen.

[@godis1728]

Ørjan Fjermestad Andersen bæ

[@rjan9719]

Brede Kryvi ikke min feil at du er drid i engelsk

[@Endi7]

Under 301 squad lel

[@ernieperkins1247]

jev is petty asf at the end of the video lol im dead😂😂

[@voriginzryan1969]

Lol the ending all the really small shit in life that just get people so triggered

[@zModernWarfare3]

The trolls twitter @God_DNA His YT God DNA (he has 23 subs) He makes BO3 *safeguard* "montages" someone ruin this boys career (Did I mention he edits with shareplay?) His PSN God_DNA

[@Tigether]

Bisharpz Couldn't find his Twitter.

[@zModernWarfare3]

Tigey Try 2 underscores I think that was my mistake, he should have some DBZ profile pic.

[@malickgaye5258]

Bisharpz i'm confused as to whether you want us to hate on him or to sub

[@harrisonbrunsman8775]

For pc users only I said pc, NOT mobile

[@joakimtomter950]

These videos are so entertaining and fun, keep up the good work! :D

[@thecertifiedpageturner]

your not as big as a weeaboo as MrTLexify

[@turbovirgin198]

so true not many people will get the reference but I've been subbed to Mrt since top 5 worst buildables in 2014

[@volkbri6283]

Mark Ring you're*

[@turbovirgin198]

yeah I'm pretty tired its 3:00 in the morning where I live

[@chrishourahan4207]

Mark Ring I don't think anyone is

[@turbovirgin198]

I agree

[@EssaEdits]

القوممبولااا

[@Aixmad]

Essa Edits ههههههههه

[@toasted1316]

Essa Edits allahu akbar

[@outdose9997]

Essa Edits زنجي

[@hyvaaija22]

I speak 3 languages

[@spacethottie7625]

Antton12123 - VFX same

[@nubeslayya35]

Want a medal

[@man7143]

"Protect me I'm reloading my gun!" "BOOOMB!"

[@CaaziEffect]

It's not I really am just in a hurry it's actually protect me please in Arabic

[@CaaziEffect]

Btw loved the vid jev

[@TheCAHplaysFun4life]

Ya he's right I'm Jordanian and El-goom-be-lea means bombs out

[@owenomalley9614]

Sorry I can't watch the whole video...I really am just in a hurry

[@davidkina689]

The guy is talking Arabic and saying defend me so I can reload

[@tacticalkittenn]

I love when Jev roasts kids xD the things he says, Im dying! He should make a video of just him roasting xD

[@Brinkley-Melvin]

I'm actually early as fuck

[@ZhDKarma]

John Johns not really...

[@stayfrosty2893]

same

[@Proman504]

i can speak Finnish, English, Rwanda and a bit of Swedish xD

[@mikeimmonen6619]

PERKELE

[@Proman504]

Mr Mikedi prkl kyllä

[@zaxhys4053]

WHAT HAPPENED TO FAZE PUPPY Fuck that's cringe.

[@zaxhys4053]

Damn it

[@enevious]

she's with Jev's girlfriend

[@zaxhys4053]

Jared Hall oh ok thanks for the explanation

[@whatisthis771]

10:00 you could tell Jev never saw Phineas and Ferb