He should have asked her what the weather was like down there.
@ik757824 күн бұрын
She had 10 weeks of training she is in NO WAY a BLACK BELT!
@JParker.11 күн бұрын
Krav maga doesn't even have a belt system
@ik757811 күн бұрын
@JParker. That might depend on where she is learning it. Some school might have instituted one so the students can feel like they are progressing. Plus they can charge more for testing and belts etc.
@BxPanda75 күн бұрын
yeah that is not a proper choke hold, whoever taught her that scammed her lmfao
@UncleMikeDrop26 күн бұрын
Equal RIGHTS. Equal LEFTS.
@moonshinershonor20226 күн бұрын
I had some chick say she'll knock me out and to step outside. I cash her outside and she runs, talking about get sum while she's 100+ meters away. That ain't your line!!!
@Petterofcats4526 күн бұрын
Lol
@UncleBarrett25 күн бұрын
They gonna learn eventually I guess.
@BigGuy58723 күн бұрын
Too true
@KurtisIsley27 күн бұрын
I've trained in Krav Maga for several years. We were never taught how to choke someone out. We were taught how to break a choke hold. Why on earth would you train a 110 pound woman to be the aggressor and attack a man?
@Kyrsta-q2t26 күн бұрын
real shit fr
@Seven-not-Six26 күн бұрын
Yea. Yikes
@yagsipcc28726 күн бұрын
Trained how to breakout of something but not know how to apply it? That is backwards big time whoever your trainers were arent living in the real world. Also grappling would be a womans best chance of taking a man out or even slowing him down if she gets taken down a chance is better than nothing also she did not apply this choke right at all she was pulling her arm into his throat her arm shoulc squeeze and her other arm should be pushing it his head into it while getting everything tight.
@Seven-not-Six26 күн бұрын
@@yagsipcc287 no no. You shouldn't have to explain it. We wouldn't want people actually going around trying this. We should let them seek it out themselves. I mean... Obviously, you can do what you desire, but I mean... A suggestion.
@maksimtribiani133526 күн бұрын
Being trained how to break out but not apply the move is not backwards. All it means is the martial style is one that focuses more on defense.
@rustyhowe390726 күн бұрын
Man wasn't even running at 1% of his power, lmao.🤣
@simbachip26 күн бұрын
My first job outta school was as a self defence teacher. Lesson 1 - never EVER think any tech you use will work all & any time. Self defence isn't about 'winning a fight' its about making yourself as tough a target as you can to increase chances of getting away. If you are smaller and weaker, admit it, train with that in mind.
@b.nandor58919 күн бұрын
Yeah i also learned that lesson people underestimate it or simply greedy about Every fight styles
@simbachip18 күн бұрын
@@b.nandor589 Its these schools and instructors just teaching what makes a female student feel powerful and cool in the moment. You even see appalling choke hold 'escapes' being taught that even man vs man would find hard to apply. Self respecting teachers should teach that you WILL get hurt & only training shifts the balance. A woman being hit hard for the first time shocks the hell out of her, but few will take a female student thru that stage.
@UnwantedGhost1-anz2526 күн бұрын
*"I have learned over the years that I would prefer to be fat and happy than thin and miserable."* My 600 pound life tells a different story.
@philscott375926 күн бұрын
You can be fat and delusional, that's it. Everyone who is fat knows it's bad for them.
@youtubecreators38426 күн бұрын
Yeah, those girls are lying. I've been fat and I have never been more depressed. Now I'm fit and I've never been happier. Healthy body makes for a healthy mind.
@rustyhowe390726 күн бұрын
They also sounded like they're about to cry, yup REAL happy.
@TheAvprobeauty26 күн бұрын
😂😂 truth
@RagnarLoudpak25 күн бұрын
I’m sure they would prefer that, if it was achievable. But no one is fat and happy.
@BigBass-xf5yi24 күн бұрын
She was so butthurt that she had NO impact whatsoever. And never will.
@TheeSilentObserverz26 күн бұрын
He so tall he like a building when he stood up GEEZ
@zumogerstubchen234026 күн бұрын
Not really that much. She stood next to him sitting and says she's 4'10 and was barely taller, I measured it with my own height and it was pretty much the same. So he's probably 6'1 or 6'2. Tall, yeah but not a giant, she's just really tiny.
@maxvitor702325 күн бұрын
She's like 4'9 Everything is building size to her
@itsurboidanny6926 күн бұрын
"I mean in real life"???.... if bro simulated real life she would be asleep
@vincelorino439417 күн бұрын
"irl" * right jab = SLEEP*
@ExMachina7027 күн бұрын
I got scared when I saw the hippos storming the castle.
@chucknorris241826 күн бұрын
Girl tried to be brave talking about getting flamed alive. I wouldn't put it past them mountains to go for some longpig if they go without eating for a few hours LOL
@Overlordstuff26 күн бұрын
💀
@Keith-rk4td26 күн бұрын
Not a Black Belt. She took a few classes. Not even a white belt.😂
@Unorthodox_kidd26 күн бұрын
I was wondering what moment you were talking about. Then they trampled me 😂😂
@badshootykat557425 күн бұрын
That castle must be made of food
@uwemattiss88025 күн бұрын
I won't be surprised if she sues him for assault
@BigGuy58723 күн бұрын
Fr
@modifiedjaymill25 күн бұрын
This is why I don’t like playing women characters in games. I’m 6’3 and 230, had advanced combat training, and LE training, and still keep up with combat arms. There is no way a women 120-150 would have any kinda chance. So yes it’s unrealistic seeing games and movies where they got women just taking out 5 dudes all at once. They’ll have a women doing something 90 percent of men can’t do 😂
@vanhattfield829225 күн бұрын
Same height and weight and same opinion. It was alright back in the day to see the occasional "exception to the rule", but it has become the standard and gets old...
@newmoonwithface24 күн бұрын
I don't like playing them because all video game protagonists are a self insert at some level and I like playing a character that is similar to myself
@BenchmarkGamez21 күн бұрын
We got different priorities, it seems🤣
@Rosivok16 күн бұрын
play the female...as a sniper, or a mage...guns and magic are the great equalizers.
@Dueiso22 күн бұрын
Come on! She didn't even know the propper technique. That's embarrasing, no matter the gender.
@woodson2124 күн бұрын
The DNA segment: apparently none of these muppets ever watched Maury back in the day.
@drifter13926 күн бұрын
all these girls learning martial arts are forgetting some important details. 1) height. if someone is taller than you, it is going to be harder to attack them. 2) weight. the most well trained martial artist is going to have a hard time if they weigh 160 lbs and try to fight someone who weighs 250 lbs. these 2 things make a huge difference in a fight
@TheAvprobeauty26 күн бұрын
yes but if you know what youre actually doing you will use your enemies weight to your advantage.
@shayla10626 күн бұрын
@@TheAvprobeautyDepends on the gender.
@occultsupport22 күн бұрын
honestly thats pretty depressing as a short guy. I do calisthencs and eat well but still lose in arm wrestling to guys who dont workout. Will I always be weak no matter what I do?
@sonicthehedgehog98921 күн бұрын
Also remember who's naturally stronger and have a natural higher ceiling. Sports are a very good indicator for who's stronger and I mean a lot stronger.
@wailbezzaz796619 күн бұрын
@@TheAvprobeautyit doesn't work like that mam you need a reality check
@brotherman467626 күн бұрын
Refrigerator defenders 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alestosovsky809026 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's refrigerator "defeaters" 😅 as in they ate everything in the refrigerator 😂
@qxndy25 күн бұрын
snack defenders*
@rebelwithoutaclue569324 күн бұрын
Stove also 😂😂😂😂
@世界は崩壊した24 күн бұрын
he alwwaayyss says that
@FallenWolf6426 күн бұрын
Fit women are very attractive to me. *This is my personal opinion!*
@SdotThompson26 күн бұрын
It's how the human body should be. Wmn have never NOT worked, EVER. They used to have to scrub floors with a brush, handwash bed sheets and clothes in rivers and on washing boards. They used to have to pick fruits and vegetables from gardens, milk cows etc. What part of this wouldn't have a woman's body toned up and sculpted?
@TinyDragonGamer25025 күн бұрын
I agree with your opinion, I also like fit women.
@1flash357124 күн бұрын
AND??? What of it??? And why would anyone care about your opinion? If you do....good for you....
@FallenWolf6424 күн бұрын
@1flash3571 awwww what's wrong lil one? Santa isn't gonna visit you Wednesday. And obviously 27 people care about my opinion. Way more than what you gotta offer.
@swiftythewolf166222 күн бұрын
@@1flash3571 i care about his oppion and i agree
@coffeebeans513726 күн бұрын
I'm a fat person and that segment about fit vs fat attraction annoyed me a bit because I feel the fat people were moving the goal post. The question was are fit people more attractive than fat not if they have better personalities or if they are happier. You wouldn't even get to know a person's personality or level of happiness until after you approached them based on their level of attractiveness. I don't know if I explained that correctly. This isn't "love is blind" where you are learning the person before you see them... this is a question based on initial attraction (eyes only) and yes fit people are generally more attractive than fat.
@thegalhorowitz26 күн бұрын
I can explain the hair thing. Its masculin to have and show body hair, at least we are used to it for centuries. Also its a testosterone related thing. Therefore understandably its a turn off.
@J-Hall26 күн бұрын
Makes sense
@universesays184226 күн бұрын
don't trust guys so quickly,it matters how the girl/woman looks if it's a turn off or not that girl in the video is good looking,despite she isn't that fit she has a pretty face firstly i would ask her nicely to shave her armpit if it's too much,most women would understand and shave if their love partners ask that if she doesn't want,i'm a man and i can outmuscle her and trimm her armpits you see there is no problem if she has some armpit hair,a man can find a solution to that easy problem a ugly woman can shave her whole body,no man cares about her,as a man i can't turn a ugly woman in a pretty woman 95% of men would ef her in a hearbeat if they had the chance,including this ugly youtuber even if she has hair on her legs,it won't stop most men to ef her only mustache is powerfull enough to make 95% of men not to ef her,the other 5% are gay armpit hair has everybody,there is a purpose why it grows there a litte armpit hair doesn't hurt nobody,just don't grow a bush if you shave every 6-8 days it's fine as long you wash every morning your armpits and use roll on exceptions exists but most of us don't live in places were it's mostly summer whole year
@rustyhowe390726 күн бұрын
I agree, for me (woman) I personally don't like a lack of body hair on men as it's not masculine enough for my tastes.
@Maya-y8f26 күн бұрын
Kinda prefer the opposite as a woman, but alright. @@rustyhowe3907
@Hermanoman621 күн бұрын
@@J-HallBro,you look like diddy
@mytama309224 күн бұрын
techniques mean something if the gap on strength is not so significant. she can choke hold him but if she doesn’t have enough strength to hold on until he runs out of breath then it’s game over
@johngiles637627 күн бұрын
She wasn't applying that choke correctly.
@chucknorris241826 күн бұрын
The chokehold was sexist for not applying itself for her.....🙃🙃🙃
@Dopple_G26 күн бұрын
its just an unskilled headlock lol
@Thanatos051926 күн бұрын
She trained for like 10 weeks in Krav maga, which doesn't teach choke holds.
@basillah765026 күн бұрын
She the size of a little kid it not going to matter how she does it that why government want guns banned you can use them for defense no matter how old or young you are.
@Dopple_G26 күн бұрын
@ yes it does matter how you apply the choke, her technique was god awful especially claiming to train krav maga, she doing a headlock like a kid not knowing how to secure it, you can even secure an RNC with one hand if you know proper technique, which she doesnt
@crome111527 күн бұрын
wow that first clip of the chick trying to choke that guy looked like it was about to turn into a pound town session lol
@Dash-The-Hedgehog26 күн бұрын
Fr, hand placement to leg position, it looked familiar.
@crome111526 күн бұрын
@@Dash-The-Hedgehog indeed
@basillah765026 күн бұрын
She the size of a little kid it not going to matter how she does it he not into little kids also that why government want guns banned you can use them for defense no matter how old or young you are.
@Seven-not-Six26 күн бұрын
Haaaaa
@sekaiomiruhitokaminoyume542627 күн бұрын
Bro the back muscles are strong , he just had to stand up fast and chances are she’s gonna fly 😂
@TinoMaximus27 күн бұрын
🥷 ain’t done a backflip his entire life bit decided to try one at graduation 💀😂
@Seven-not-Six26 күн бұрын
He tried.. _"Mans subtracted acrobatics to dump stat entertainment."_
@pfsmith00726 күн бұрын
The back flip at graduation, I'll bet the thought, "maybe I should have practiced that first".
@Quandeliousdinglenutthethird12 күн бұрын
Bro stood up and she was barely above his waste.😭
@samrester625426 күн бұрын
08:48 Why is she crying? Instantly went into helpless victim mode. Just get up. Also, for the women in martial arts: You should have learned something in your physical science class called FORCE. Velocity and MASS are king. There is no getting around this. Physics is a thing.
@TheAvprobeauty26 күн бұрын
#1 because shes a drama queen #2 exactly which is why a good fighter uses its aggressors weight to their advantage
@samrester625426 күн бұрын
@@TheAvprobeauty A better way is to use YOUR weight to your advantage. That way you train with consistency.
@ilsl0425 күн бұрын
I was extremely overweight and there was no happiness. They are lying 🤣🤣
@deablonemesis11425 күн бұрын
5:57 man this is soo hilarious 😹 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
@robertrivera291825 күн бұрын
I am a black belt. That is not a choke, and if she is saying she is a black belt she needs to get a refund.
@tomleykisfan728022 күн бұрын
She is not a black belt. She enrolled in in a short course of 10 lessons. She also played dirty by trying to grab his privates.
@DavidLehmann-yd5ur26 күн бұрын
For the most part no one is a 10. 10 is supposed to be the most beautiful on the planet, complete perfection in looks, fitness,charisma, humor, personality.
@malcolmchevrier686620 күн бұрын
From what I can tell, it is a crime against society to shame or bully any marginalized group, unless it is women that are doing the shaming and bullying against men.
@CykoAcharya77725 күн бұрын
The broly clip was OP😂😂
@dannyleung944825 күн бұрын
9:51 the septum ring told me everything I needed to know
@truthlocc457524 күн бұрын
Best part of the backflip fail was that old white guy no sell water drink reaction.
@caesarsalad117024 күн бұрын
Only 1 person clapping while everyone else is silent, what a horrible day that would be.
@AxLDX22 күн бұрын
7:37 That subtle *Cap* 😂🤣
@marianojrivera810116 күн бұрын
Regarding the fit life, I can definitely tell you that my life is not miserable. Im now a pretty fast climber and am working at gaining weight via muscles.
@pointman367226 күн бұрын
3:21 the problem right here is that women don’t have an understanding of sparring, men can spar and understand who’s the dominant one without having to go 100%, women have 10% or 150% that’s it
@Narek_91226 күн бұрын
5:27 thank you bro for translating lb to kg for us international folks, really appreciate it. Pounds suck bruh
@J-Hall26 күн бұрын
💯👌🏾
@rollingwithmoore25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she embarrassed herself 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Graver81-6925 күн бұрын
5:57 dude, her attitude and disrespect she was showing him before the match is why he wiped her face and it was hilarious.
@Hobokamera23 күн бұрын
I know this isn't related to this video, but I thought I just had to say that I really enjoyed the song you created and linked in description. It has an amazing beat and is perfect for getting in the zone when working out. Thank you for sharing it and I wish you a great holiday season!
@richlopezI69516 күн бұрын
I worked security at a lounge out in Maryland a few years back. I was in a situation with two young women and a guy who was problematic. In the midst of the scuffle, one of the young ladies ran at me and punched me in the jaw while I was in a tussle with the guy. I saw what was coming and braced myself for what I thought was going to be something serious, but when the shot landed, to my surprise, I didn't feel much of an impact. I learned that there is definitely a difference between men and women when it comes to altercations.
@WeedWitch162026 күн бұрын
Prior to the 1900 being fat was considered attractive. It meant you had money to eat. Being skinny meant you were poor and struggling
@dalestephen136125 күн бұрын
Sort of, it wasn't considered attractive, It was considered a sign of wealth - which itself was a factor in 'attraction'. Also, a thin/ skinny woman was considered unhealthy for the bearing of a 'healthy child'.
@occultsupport22 күн бұрын
thats like saying old dying rich obese men are more attractive than fit young men. These examples dont even count. A rich fit person would have been more attractive than a fat rich person even back then
@thomaskitlica557217 күн бұрын
Then we woke up and started using our brains!!!
@joep603525 күн бұрын
She never stated she was any sort of black belt. She said she had 10 weeks of Krav maga training. Big damn difference.
@occultsupport22 күн бұрын
yeah thats pretty clickbaity but honestly wouldnt have made a difference. That man was twice her size. That being said, most men are probably not his size and might lose to an actual black belt woman.
@mikebrandon854512 күн бұрын
Exactly
@bobbah67625 күн бұрын
The body guard example is soo bad. That was a sneeky punch that landed the body guard in jail and a lawsuit...
@TheChif16 күн бұрын
4:46 nahhhh not the abridged broly🤣🤣🤣
@TheChosenOne9024 күн бұрын
Crazy how she say fat and happy but how is being out of breath just from standing up from a seated position or not being able to kneel down, not being able to not run but at least jog from a dangerous situation, and finally feeling like sh*t all the time being happy.🤷🏽♂️
@CrystalDonnelly-s5p27 күн бұрын
0:00 dude starts lifting weights
@mohammedalpha451327 күн бұрын
Daily reminder to get yourself in the gym
@casualcaveman25 күн бұрын
Aww...That was a cute try. 😂
@wess-cp7vd24 күн бұрын
Your right she probably respect her father..
@Randomguy-ku3gm11 күн бұрын
No way they got taken out by some blue pieces of jelly 😭🙏
@agentcode00721 күн бұрын
I'm crashing out bro 😂 😂
@sweatyboi24027 күн бұрын
I js got outta school the timing is perfect
@junethebune27 күн бұрын
Same 😭
@hoi-polloi186326 күн бұрын
In re armpit hair... here's my wacky theory: it just breaks up the color scheme. That's it. Not that deep.
@CrashCraftLabs26 күн бұрын
5:37, sooo heavy its bending the bar and he is just powering through it like a hot knife through butter lol
@ericpetteway384116 күн бұрын
That little aggressive woman pissed that man off for real
@grain_of_shane26 күн бұрын
Good opening dey boss 👍🏽
@rollingwithmoore25 күн бұрын
When she fell and screamed like that, I fucking roared 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think she made the Earth move 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rebelwithoutaclue569324 күн бұрын
8:24 Fluffy nuff said. Look him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RWAC68522 күн бұрын
Andrew’s Laugh Is The Best Part.
@SilhoX20 күн бұрын
Ma boy da new song is fireeee
@wisewisdom550525 күн бұрын
Lesson learned, the person with the brightest colored shirt on is most likely the craziest one.
@jamescococokelet666825 күн бұрын
it was not a blackbelt, she actually stated that she had started a couple months ago, krav maga. she had not gotten to choking yet, and yes he stood up.
@mrmechpunch465323 күн бұрын
during heavy weight lifting competitions: Women: "We are surviving the weight." Men: "We are hoping that the steel bar holding the weights survives."
@lostmarbles20923 күн бұрын
😂😂😂struggling like an S.A victim 🤣🤣🤣
@Thanatos051926 күн бұрын
Where did you get black belt from??? She said she was training for like 10 weeks.
@J-Hall26 күн бұрын
Good title 🤫🫣
@Thanatos051926 күн бұрын
@J-Hall awww naughty naughty. 😅
@thaddeusdouglas80358 күн бұрын
when i saw that dude stand up it was like looking at spiderman next to the rhino
@XioC65225 күн бұрын
imagine if she fought somebody who has that killer instinct and isn't into it for "rules, and sport"... I know 3 martial arts and other things. And I'm not exactly trained to hold back either. Because self defense involved neutralizing the threat. Whether it involves disabling the other person.... that's dangerous shit. I wouldn't recommend the average woman to try and fight a man without an equalizer.
@Its_kai1803 күн бұрын
Refrigerator defeaters😂😂
@nucleargrizzly177626 күн бұрын
And him trying desperately to keep from hurting her.
Women don't realize that men always treat them with kid gloves. I'm 42, with osteoarthritis, nerve damage, and carpal tunnel syndrome. I have days where I've caused drift and cracks in ps4 and xbox controls with my grip due to adrenaline
@Dukecity50526 күн бұрын
11:00 my wife said when i told her i was taking one, "go ahead if you want to, i know their yours" she didn't get upset and say i dont trust her or she was going to leave me, she did not care
@OrnamentalHermit0224 күн бұрын
One punch connect, eye pops out, near fatal fractures, easy peezy
@donmcvicar461426 күн бұрын
Great vid bro thanks
@amythyst_infinite27 күн бұрын
Hey my GUY cheering me up as usual lol
@TheMightyCrucibleKnight18418 күн бұрын
Her: "if this was real, you wouldn't be alive by now" Him: *cracks knuckles and necks and back* Is that a CHALLENGE?
@LordHollow16 күн бұрын
She really thought he was trying. She's insane.
@onerider80824 күн бұрын
Ah, reality. Sometimes it hurts when you encounter it.
@LaserAgentRyan2 күн бұрын
10:46 “your child” it’s like I don’t know if it’s mine that’s the point
@SepRoyle26 күн бұрын
What 😂was she expecting that she would of 🏆 win
@raulrosas506824 күн бұрын
if she dont want the DNA test, dont stay just leave her already
@uriahmclin663225 күн бұрын
This video was hilarious man, keep up the good work, would love to see some guys getting humbled lol😂
@walkerlamebrain25 күн бұрын
I just sitting here LMAO 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kingjamesmoruthane250725 күн бұрын
It's not that they shamed less, it just happens more behind their backs since they won't take it in stride when it's face to face lol
@davidmotlagh977926 күн бұрын
Let her hate her father 1st😮😮😮omfg!
@Rosivok16 күн бұрын
Bruce lee minis are hilarious.
@FallenWolf6426 күн бұрын
This channel is great to vibe too when you are poofing on some med tree's.
@rebelwithoutaclue569324 күн бұрын
5:20 😂😂🤔Anatoly 🤔👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂😂🤠🇺🇸
@Cheese_Munchermania10 күн бұрын
She didn't even do it right
@lukeloadman25 күн бұрын
In fairness a black belt in caratee is only useful if your opponent is also using karate and is not 2 times bigger than you
@nitroerza898825 күн бұрын
J-Hall has to be the first black-Indian I ever seen
@J-Hall25 күн бұрын
My grandma is half Indian so I got a little
@wretchedrabbit14 күн бұрын
bro was pretty close to hitting his head on the corner of that pool
@Detached454725 күн бұрын
Great thumbnail, that won't confuse anyone
@ShaggyTheClown1725 күн бұрын
I squatted 500lbs when I was 12 years old xDDDDDDDDDD
@ShaggyTheClown1725 күн бұрын
Wouldn't dare try it again or try more, my spine is already messed up xD
@jessicagreene177324 күн бұрын
He was passive. I don't even want to think what would happen to her if some violent person grabbed her.