Feminist Bookstore Part 2

A continuation of Feminist Bookstore by ThunderAnt.

[@HiBye-of1wn]

Don't ever fuckiiiiiing tell me what to do. Don't ever fuckiiiiiiiing tell me what my life should of been like. Do you know how mean my parent's were? Do you know how many bowls of cereal i got in the morning? Just one, that was it! It was fuucked!

[@justsaybobby]

Audrey Smith 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cheapthrilll6323]

Chard is a leafy green.

[@sexobscura]

at least you got a bowl

[@sexobscura]

at least

[@denisfonarev]

I know the feeling.... Really addictive;)

[@watching99134]

"There's nothing wrong with it…that's my problem with it."

[@Reunion4ever]

Fred’s laptop DJ concert details were hilarious 😂

[@BusoKrenix]

fred armisen is a freaking professional! he never breaks character

[@Gilliganfrog]

This is actually, genuinely relaxing & amusing to listen to while I work. I could listen to the Women & Women First staff chatter all day.

[@prettyhamburger6462]

I feel like that would be very comforting indeed

[@denisfonarev]

Oddly so but yeah

[@Pankster2010]

he is so perfect at playing this woman.

[@sexobscura]

Candace is Transgender

[@dandyissues9046]

Soo? Still playing a woman

[@dewilew2137]

@@dandyissues9046 not really.

[@jennifergersch9126]

Fred is great at playing any woman. Regine, in particular, comes to mind.

[@denisfonarev]

@@jennifergersch9126 Yass😂

[@Hawwkins]

The heroine part was everything "don't ever fucking tell me what to do"

[@denisfonarev]

Yep😁

[@Megamel99]

"He was overbodied." ha ha I love the feminist bookstore.

[@tsukikotribe]

this is actually better than the final version of WAWF we get on portlandia i think. more subtle. i love when she doesn't respond for ages then gets annoyed as if she said 'yes' ages ago. we all know that person

[@pjincho]

Tsukiko the girl that I know that does that happens to also be an obnoxious regressive feminist: all men are dumb, and predatory, while women can do no wrong. She’s constantly, CONSTANTLY triggered. Nothing wrong with feminism... but the brand of feminism that exists today by and large is fucking toxic, and heavy-handed.

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

@@pjincho Your opinion, is NOT appreciated.

[@pjincho]

@@DavidVassleofYeshua what r u talking about?

[@ReubenWalton]

@@DavidVassleofYeshua why isn’t his opinion appreciated?

[@pandapower5902]

ugh my husband is like that

[@rvc0305]

don't ever faaaaaaaaaaaaking tell me what to do

[@aeromedical6750]

She must be related to KGB.

[@johnload72]

do you know how mean my parents were

[@sexobscura]

'I don't even assume to know what gender you are'

[@mintberrycrunch4333]

@@sexobscura I don't know your gender, I don't know Candace's gender, I don't know mine.

[@sexobscura]

@@mintberrycrunch4333 XgenderX

[@pieman3007]

I love this....feels like it was one long improv scene!

[@denisfonarev]

Prolly related to Fred being a one helluva improviser;)

[@jflanny1]

The feminist bookstore might be my favorite characters but it is very hard to pick - there are so many. I lbelly laugh all by myself and my dogs keep checking on me to see what is up. This show is pure genius. Chard? Who thinks of this stuff?!

[@ariel325]

Don't ever FACKING tell me what to do LOL

[@bmkbell]

"and then he closed the laptop, and then he opened it. And then he checked his email....It was me, and 4 other people in the front...and then he showed everyone the laptop...this went on for half an hour.....

[@injectdrano2409]

"TONI, DO YOU FEEL THE A/C?! YES! Okaaaay. God"

[@Saternoc]

I could've watched Candice asking Toni if she felt the AC for like 30 seconds longer. Carrie's blank stare made it work.

[@mrtoejamandearl]

MAKE A MOVIE WITH THESE CHARACTERS!!!

[@amoeller1990]

"Don't ever f----ing tell me what to do." I want that as my ringtone.

[@brandysolo9165]

LOL. God bless Portlandia and the people who watch it and the people who comment on it on KZbin.

[@leslieloudly]

Lol at how Fred always supports his arm with his other arm when he's raising his hand as any character.

[@tetrulz]

You can hear them laugh under their breath 😆😆

[@yoshi8508]

the facial expressions that carrie made at the end when Fred is asking her about the AC were the same faces a classmate of mine would make during class and I couldn't remember her name and then when Fred said "Toni" the last time I realized her name was actually Toni as well

[@tjpization]

If you grew up anywhere near Portland, you would find this extremely funny. But it works for the Pacific Northwest as well. Im sure many of you have been to a bookstore like this, you would get the uber-liberalness. Brilliant!!

[@VivKittie32]

tjpization Santa Cruz county, CALIFORNIA

[@ProDoucher]

I know Im 7 years too late but Portland is synonymous with Melbourne Australia

[@dewilew2137]

@@ProDoucher no it’s not.

[@daniellepeel3516]

I didn't grow up in Portland, but I was a Gender Studies major in college, and this and the first one are fucking everything. My friend and I made our professor show them in class one day.

[@sbhatti534]

I would love to go to Portland someday partly inspired by this but also people, or rather artists and musicians, I've met online who are from there. Though the comedy also works well for those little pockets of West Yorkshire such as Hebden Bridge, or in NE London around Hackney borough. I have come across lots of shops with staff like this.

[@tsukikotribe]

do you know how many bowls of cereal i got in the morning? just one

[@aeromedical6750]

I can so relate. And it was faacking bullshit!

[@SophieJackson1993]

That’s so fucked.

[@RootbeerAndBeans]

what do you want for your birthday? you know my sinuses have been clogged. ohh i know.

[@arynnehempstock1108]

These guys are freakin' hilarious thanks so much for uploading!

[@rosequartz4102]

"I can feel the sting on my mammary!" Christ....I can't wait to use that in a sentence.

[@stacianic]

you can tell she tried SO HARD not to laugh when he was talking about when he went to the concert

[@racewalkking13]

"This sounds like policemen beating up protestors......" Ahahahahahahaha :^D

[@nosey32]

Im so glad I left that place... u guys are amazingly dead on with the sketches .. u definitely spent time there!!! Fan for life!!!!!

[@ohjohnushouldnthave]

10 people didnt feel the AC

[@adamscarpetta9543]

2008. Wow. I can't get over the animal art in the beginning and behind Candice during the AC bit. It's now 2018 and the same kind of art is still being created in Portland.

[@ThunderBullitt]

This show makes funny of liberal neo hippy, hipster psuedo intellectuals and it's also good comedy, Great new show.

[@AlexanderMccarthey87]

I want to see a movie about candace.

[@sexobscura]

it's been made already *'Wonder Woman'*

[@HelloNewMoon]

There was one. I forget what they called it but it told her life story. I think she was an ad executive on madison ave at one of the big publishing houses. It was funny

[@dewilew2137]

@@HelloNewMoon oh yeah, I would have never remembered that!

[@galwguitar87]

Perfect. Now I'll just say, I'm not fat, just over-bodied. XD

[@delmacatalina]

2008? You are telling me this could have been introduced to me since 2008 and it was only done so last year? Why?

[@TheAkateman]

"Animals don't belong on a CD cover"

[@marshhen]

She is so good, so underplayed but this is so many women I have met on the west coast.

[@Jaket2000]

I once made a mix CD for a secrate santa gift I dubbed "Power for your Vagina" It consisted of Celtic Woman singin creepy music and I offered that it'll give her the ability to birth a cement mixer. For some reason she wasn't offended and she listend to it... allot.

[@natatatat3971]

That is the sound of my chard

[@yolowell9564]

Here comes the asparagus

[@Pauly144]

The one wearing glasses looks like Daria.

[@meghancalahan5561]

The bookstore is called In Other Words and moved from Hawthorne and is now on Killingsworth near MLK. I find this sketch super funny but think the actual bookstore is more laid back and welcoming then this, but then that doesn't make good comedy. Can't wait for Portlandia!

[@poetessbritt]

i love how this show is mostly improvised..it's hard to tell, but watch carrie from 4:15-5:00...she is trying sooo hard not to crack up

[@diquanwashingbeard5175]

I've met the women that these characters are based off of and it's pretty spot on.

[@edp3202]

They take themselves very seriously. I mean these types of women.

[@mrc6032]

@ about 3:57 'i feel like there's better something to say than fat.' '.. oh , she's over-bodied' Lol

[@jennifergersch9126]

When she says, "My chard sings to me," I had a Delicious Dish moment. Anybody else?

[@thisandthat808]

I would love a Portlandia movie with a few of the best characters like these 2, so good

[@aveuch]

3:49 "Over...bodied".

[@32Hellogoodbye]

i live in Portland and this is just TOO accurate.

[@itsrichwoods]

that is the sound of my chard...

[@Emaline8]

Tony do you feel the AC? YES OKAY!

[@ffishfinger]

Don't ever fuuUuking tell me what to do

[@filipenunes5151]

I didn’t knew you are drinking again?! I didn’t either..apparently! 😊😅🤪

[@bratwurstred]

ahahaha at 1:26 and 1:29 he says "labia" with a Spanish accent.

[@cristinabarros1719]

look at all the tracks i have

[@NotChainLink]

"Do you know how many bowls of cereals I got in morning? .... just one. " xDDD!!

[@edp3202]

I had a roommate from Bethlehem, pa like Candace. She was privileged and always a victim. Jesus.

[@m420carbine4]

policeman beating protesters, so funny. keep up the great comedy Fred and other lady.

[@Pinkdew1]

It's 2022 and everyone is like these 2 women 😬. I still love all the Feminist book store sketches tho they're hilarious.

[@n.d.7931]

I just discovered this gold nugget

[@stevefrench242]

"I didn't realise you were drinking again?" "Neither did I!" - awesome, the writing is what makes this.. :D

[@orrinization]

"too late" "too late"

[@CyndyNeg]

:LOL..Toni scared me at the end!

[@BrianBattles]

She was having a small stroke

[@rcb2791]

"Do you know how mean my parents were? Do you know how many bowls of cereal I got in the morning? Just one...

[@yoshi8508]

love how they have the same storefront for both this skit and on the show

[@princessnady1]

omg WET myself laughing almost! :)

[@ando1135]

9 people couldn't feel the AC!

[@proy122]

Something about the inanity of the topics they have opinions about... "Animals don't belong on a CD"

[@toiletholder]

Don't ever fahking tell me wht to do. HAHAHA!

[@cjordan1161]

Genius. Adore you guys.

[@GeinsArtAndCraftSupplies]

Can you imagine if at a concert everyone announced when they were leaving?

[@scotbaker3249]

do you know how many bowls of cereal i got in the morning??? ..... .just one

[@kaleidojess]

This is so classic 😂 I’m late to the party. At 2:01

[@mizike06]

"Over Bodied"....hahaha!

[@cquilty1]

@sweetbabyjesus, I used to go to a Catholic school, but then my parents beat me at home because it was cheaper, thrashing the wonderful word of the lord into my quivering, ample buttocks. The scars are still there, as is His presence in my bosom. Keep up the good and holy work, brother!

[@lisabeyer4712]

Over bodied. 👏

[@leslieloudly]

I'm only dancing like toni and candice from now on

[@taniolewis7697]

love this show. there is a GOD. lol. cheer's (:

[@andrjsh]

As Callahan said in one of his cartoons: "This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section!"

[@sumwhatparanoid]

anyone know if Feminist Bookstore Part 1 exists anywhere online? Thanks in advance for anyone who can direct me to it :)

[@sammimulhern8900]

+sumwhatparanoid www.thunderant.com

[@iamcasihart]

Sammi Mulhern Thank you for this!

[@AddiMac]

what song was playing when he was talking about a guy with a laptop???????

[@Tanru2000]

"laahbia" LOL!

[@Mio248]

What the hell? She zoned or something? HHHAHAHAAAA!!!@ the end!

[@myerklamb8529]

Does anyone have the first one? It got deleted from KZbin years ago and I miss it dearly 😢

[@ljthompson87]

6:30 SACAGAWEA!!!

[@JessieSocial]

Omg...I was half asleep. Unaware as always

[@ienjoypaninis]

@Jaket2000 thats brilliant. im definitely going to do something similar to that some day.

[@Mio248]

I mean "Zoned Out." LOL!

[@map8847]

Sing along... "They told you never go..." Too late.

[@andysou05]

So fracking funny... I do remember a bookstore on Hawthorne that resembles the one in the bit. It makes me miss the weirdness of Portland- SF just doesn't compare.

[@TheUnboxGuru]

Is this in "Portlandia"?

[@RedDirtMother]

The chard totally sings in gardens here.

[@MrsFingerful]

@mermaidofsuburbia The character's name is Candace?

[@IzabelParis]

too long an intro! hahaha perfect! i lovelove.

[@mauijaystar]

That is the song that the chard would sing to me. Hilarity.

[@peekaboots01]

I don't get why she doesn't answer about the AC.

[@amyhurley5257]

Brilliant

[@newtonwhatevs]

That is the sound of my chard.

[@olivia4490]

1:31-2:21 always has me crying

[@doomcontrol]

so fucking funny. and so true to life. "overly bodied" hahahaha

[@Generational_Wealth_Now]

"Oh I do" hahahahahaahahhaa