FETCH ME THEIR SOULS | Cuisine Royale

[@harrisonward3464]

Imagine having a fun time playing a battle Royale game that actually isn’t a battle royale game, then suddenly getting pummeled into oblivion by a couple of crazy psychopaths screaming “what the f-k is up Denny’s”

[@emanuel525el6]

Merry Christmas to everyone that sees this

[@harrisonward3464]

Emanuel Lopez Merry Christmas Eve, I guess?

[@ihavebadnamingsense1916]

*T* *E* *R* *R* *O* *R*

[@bluscout6440]

Hahaha that happend to me🤣😔

[@austonsolomon9710]

@@harrisonward3464 he might live in Australia

[@neoryn5788]

Badger: grenades from a slot machine? Borderlands players: first time?

[@justeternal4726]

BOOM TIME!!!!!!

[@fonsy8944]

So true

[@jahmanirobinson3832]

The memories bro

[@neoryn5788]

Although guys quick note, it was more than one grenade so does this count as a torgue machine nade?

[@BIAKaboose]

@@neoryn5788 Definitely dropping the Bonus Package. If it's less than 8 explosions it's just not a Torgue.

[@kre8or465]

[Badger] - "Im glad they cant jump" [Zombie] *IMMEDIATLY JUMPS*

[@CorvusCorone68]

i think they wallran on trees lol

[@snapjlr6228]

Invisible Indian man with the pan is unstoppable

[@elephantguy0790]

Scottish man with a pan, shield, and boots. I’m referencing tf2 here btw

[@dextergrahame9008]

@@elephantguy0790 thank god I was hoping someone would reference the demopan

[@ShahidKarim-rz2ep]

Who is the demo man any link please?

[@iceasaurusrex7774]

Shahid Karim you poor casual

[@ShahidKarim-rz2ep]

Iceasaurus Rex *W H A T D O U M E A N YOU’RE S E N T E N C E I S N O T M A K I N G S E N S E F O R M E HALP*

[@FFILLEN]

you better watch out You Better Watch Out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT *YOU BETTER WATCH OUT*

[@Sumdud3]

I didnt ask for 4666

[@plaguedoctor4034]

BADGER IS COMING FOR YOUR SOUL

[@kovimitchell5480]

You better watch out

[@cheemsenjoyer7620]

@@Sumdud3 Hey there is a naked man outside, who watches me at night when I sleep

[@Sumdud3]

@@cheemsenjoyer7620 ah dont worry about him. Hes the FBI agent watching you but he just wants to get a little closer to watch you

[@mmoutlaw4960]

I can already feel myself saying "NOT THE FRYING PAN" as some dude kills me with a frying pan

[@angrycheesecake1571]

Meteor Heaven it makes lightsaber noises too

[@caspain9629]

It’s all fun and games until there are five people left and you just hear screaming

[@thatdudnum67potatoe45]

The brand new non stick soul infused 100% random criting perfect for making bacon and then smashing people over the head when they scream at you for cooking thier pet pig frying pan Now with extra loud noises when you hit people with it

[@tpt229]

@@thatdudnum67potatoe45 is that tf2 I sense?

[@thatdudnum67potatoe45]

@@tpt229 possibly

[@sammysosij4205]

0:05 that harmony was bueattiful

[@SeaweedBrainCabin3]

Grouse has a stupid good Creed voice😂

[@lordoxyn5099]

We all gonna ignore how geuce has a beautiful singing voice?

[@shadyray]

“The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.” That had me dying lmao

[@randorookie8587]

I use this quote on a day by day basis

[@89vette89]

He’s an outlaw loose and running there came a whisper from each lip and he’s here to do some business with a big iron on his hip A BIG IRON IN HIS HIP

[@DeathDealer_1021]

hmm yes in his hip. truly advanced were those 19th century augmentations.

[@hjalde3479]

"This burger royale replaces HealthKits with, pounds and pounds of food." *LARDEX HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

[@CaptainDavyJones]

Basiik THE DESTROYER OF BUFFETS HAS ARRIVED!

[@caspain9629]

[insert joke about rook mains]

[@radu8547]

[insert titanfall 2 papa scorch joke that nobody will understand cause its a under played game] also buy it its cheap on steam

[@renaudmahe4543]

@@radu8547 not as cheap as this game

[@yfnratchet]

ISS GRIZZY TIME

[@brettbroyles7569]

Its like Fortnite but more traditional and it doesn’t feel like a tumor is growing in your spleen

[@BillyBob-iv1bo]

My grandma played fortnite than got cancer and died I hate fortnite

[@intensellylit4100]

How epic and funny and humorous and original and noncancerous.

[@kameronjones7139]

@@intensellylit4100 unlike fortnite

[@justcallmeKad]

Looks more like Pubg

[@intensellylit4100]

@@kameronjones7139 you may want to take your sarcasm detector to a mechanic.

[@jadeh8954]

7:14 that line brings me back to good times...

[@Cammy-101]

Badjur: ima stop doing so many sponsored videos Also Badjur: it’s still 2019

[@MrBlackjack998]

I like how badger says that he'll cut back on sponsored vids, yet the first vid of the year is sponsored. Nice.

[@chad-_-2199]

"Quick who knows how to unsummon a demon" DEATH METAL INTENSIFIES WHILE A SHOTGUN GETS LOADED WITH MALICIOUS INTENT

[@ParishRoyals]

" who knows how to unsummon a demon" Doom guy: HEAVY BREATHING.

[@jacobs.9797]

"Wow, it's a lovely day in.... Dallas." 😂 On another note, I looked up what a Dennys Moshpit was. I was not disappointed.

[@SpaceKnight105]

When you are on the roof badger during a zombie apocalypse, reminds me of that episode in Kingdom where everyone is on the roof saving everyone from zombies

[@hudnaulty]

Russian Badger:Im not going to do as many sponsored videos do we can have more bangers Also Badger:thanks for daijin for sponsering this video

[@pabloich3482]

RAD_3PIC I was just about to comment that but I’m late anyway

[@hudnaulty]

@@pabloich3482 lol

[@joshuaziebell4810]

"Uh, quick! Who knows how to un summon a demon?" *laughs in super shotgun*

[@stefanmorgan8865]

Badger:I will make less sponsored videos Next video: sponsored I know this video was probably already in progress so don't get butthurt

[@DarkIce1617]

2 years later and I’m still awaiting another session of Badger and the squad to play dis riot

[@DalderR6]

I don’t like how many sponsored videos I did this year ima make moor BAANGURS. Bagur next video THANK YOU FOR SPONSORING THIS VIDEO. But in all seriousness bro keep doing what gets you that DOUGH

[@Satsuku]

"Who knows how to un-summon a demon?" *Doomguy just slowly appears* I had to pause and nearly puncture my lung laughing at that XD

[@therealxgamer95]

Mumbosauce royale

[@ham9134]

1:20 or 1:19 “doom theme intensifies”

[@MiniatureTrashbag]

"Quick how do you unsummon a demon?" -Doom heavy metal intesifies-

[@lafa1067]

Everyone gangster till Badger starts flying

[@williambess2538]

“I’m GoNnA dO lEsS sPoNsOrEd ViDeOs” *first video after 2019 video is a sponsored video*

[@Domibun_]

Well he didn’t say he wasn’t going to stop doing sponsored videos, only less.

[@letrobcook]

William Bess plus technically he did say starting 2020

[@williambess2538]

I was just fuckin around anyways

[@koffee4341]

What have I witnessed when opening this video

[@bignibba7428]

this game is literally: SOULS DO NOT HARVEST THEMSELVES

[@skillless566]

Cant read? *fucking shoots a dude in the dome* there ya ho, harvested

[@tijmen1557]

Badger last video: im gonna do less sponsored videos from now on Badger a few days later: Thanks gajin for sponsering this video

[@DGARedRaven]

To be fair, he said in 2020 - and he likely had this one still in the Pipeline.

[@tijmen1557]

@@DGARedRaven yeah i know, i was Just making a joke

[@dr3144]

austin cracking open a soda can with one hand while holding an m249 saw just radiates chad energy

[@jonathansorenson6840]

"Uh- quick, who knows how to unsummon a demon?" *DEATH METAL INTENSIFIES* Woops, this has already been commented 5+ times

[@codysmith3531]

1:20 badger:uh quick who knows how to unsummon a demon doomguy:reloads shotgun with malicious intent

[@thedevilswork3202]

10:39 *I'm having a good time* 😂😂😂

[@sharkweekeveryweek4915]

"Hey man I needed the achievement" Legit the only reason I've ever done it lmao

[@samybanter1404]

badger saying "quick who knows how to unsummon a demon" while doom guy slowly rises into the frame is the best.

[@cheekykunt7265]

Summons demons. “Doomguy would like to know your location”

[@1Jsili]

“Oh look a PTR” *Actually a Panzerbüshe 39*

[@XxDesperado254xX]

"In what fucken country is a bazooka legal!?" " F L O R I D A"

[@jakobc.2558]

Finaly this game gets some attention. Been playing since launch and been haveing a absolute blast since launch. And then the game didnt event have all these cool guns, monsters, maps, abilitys, perks and so on. In case you are struggeling how much of this is advertisement and how much is actualy real opinion this game is absolutely positively worth playing just because it makes fun of all previous battle royal titles by being extremely stupid and extremely atmospheric at the same time! Also I still cant belive they removed the lazer sword sound from the golden superpan of destruction :(

[@boristheslav2860]

@Jakob C. I heard from a lots of ppl that gajin is a scam... Some kinda software bs, can you expand on that?

[@LordDragox412]

@@boristheslav2860 It's a Russian state-sponsored game-dev studio, of course it's gonna harvest your data, organs and soul in the name of Mother Russia. /s

[@intensellylit4100]

@@LordDragox412 sick.

[@boristheslav2860]

My organs harvested by THE Mother Russia? Don't mind if I do

[@jakobc.2558]

@@boristheslav2860 I just know that this other game they are makeing called war thunder is being milked harder by them then a industrial cow. Do you know how some people almost break the cetchup bottle on when trying to get the last bit of cetchup out of it? Thats exactly what gaijin is doing to war thunder. We are talking some of the highest levels of pay2win possible while giveing exactly 0 f***s about the community and their complaints about the game. The game lacks fun gamemodes, balance(At least when it comes to the tiers above tier 3 for tanks and planes and ships is basicly a unbalanced nightmare once you get to the destroyers), a outragously bad ingame economy and adiction to the point were extremely rare "event vehicles" are being sold for quite lituraly over 500$ and people are actualy buying them. With that being said gaijin is a large company and cusine royal not onely runs on a different engine then WT but is also developef by a different developement team. These guys who are developeing Cusine Royal actualy give a s*** about a fun and enjoiable experience that is not being hindert by pay2win(In fact I can say that I have already won rounds against people useing that stupid gettoblaster that plays music at max volume for everyone to hear because I know EXACTLY where he is) and just makes for a good time especialy with friends.

[@obitouchiha9446]

I dunno why but badjur and his older brother are just hilarious bro

[@Yubzy]

YO BADGER YOU HAVE SO INSPIRED ME TO START MY OWN CHANNEL AND ITS FINALLY GROWING I LOVE YOU

[@ahardworker2154]

Thicc

[@corbinbunce4519]

“Who knows how to un-summon a demon” DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

[@EkoXon]

finshed vid got game now to go do Christmas stuff

[@felldoor4728]

"Who knows how to unsummon a demon" *DoomGuy appears* I can help

[@itsjudar1138]

I believe the werewolf one is called “don’t think about it”

[@ggt9724]

PAN.

[@smeagollumartin]

i can't believe i havent found this absolutely golden channel earlier

[@iseektheparmesan6963]

3:31 anyone else see a big mosquito being blown back by the shock wave?

[@elliotroles7502]

Yeah you can choose between insects and flies that follow you around all the time

[@katama4843]

Badger: soup time Werewolf man: u wot? Badger: i mean Loot time

[@iannortillo5632]

“June 5th 1944” THE PAIN

[@spartanretro]

This is like if the developers of Garry's Mod and PUBG decided to have a baby together

[@blaziard683]

For the people wondering why the name got changed, they changed it to CRSED cus it sounded cooler.

[@RoboticKnight0Z]

When you a accidentally summoned a Zombie Horde Game:FETCH ME THEIR SOULS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Me:ah shit, here we go again.

[@mellennia9]

"yall mind if i summon the zombie apocalypse real quick" -badass phrases said seconds before disaster

[@nuckmeepisman6981]

I was playing liked songs on spotify and big iron came on at the right time.

[@tropicalrift_9441]

I’m going back and watching some of my favorite Russianbadger videos while I’m sick(btw it’s just a cold bro) this is gonna be poggers

[@techmetal2964]

SOUP TIME

[@bencenagy5459]

8:42 ,,i can't believe that i died by Ashley in a nun costume fucken narutorunning at me and breaking my skull with an uberpan." The player hit with the uberpan

[@veganhubert231]

part Chicago.

[@generalgreevus8773]

I like it when Austin plays with you Badger it's awesome.

[@nikosauer819]

I love how they use their guns as guitars

[@monroerobbins7551]

This is kinda like if a COD, Dark Souls, Fallout, and DND fan got together to make a game.

[@Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father]

"Quick who knows how to unsummon a demon" *doomslayer breathing intensifies*

[@alal3247]

"oh how do i Un summon demons" *BFG DIVISION ENTENSIFIES*

[@christiansupple1644]

Who here bought the crying seal drinking boomer juice?

[@dennistfossettjr]

I miss when these bangers where like once a week

[@brokentoaster4231]

I like the Zombies reference in the title. It shows you got *class.*

[@bendeguzgemes4368]

Happy Holidays, Badger!

[@crowofjudgement4297]

For those of you wondering yes the überpan does make lightsaber sounds

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

1:20 I was about to comment with the 1:18 timestamp BFG Division intensifies or something to that effect but Badger already did that for the 1:20 timestamp

[@Hll_bast]

Mom: *is talking with a friend* The kids:

[@sleepingmoon1267]

Awww, this was good shit wished there was a continuation tbh!

[@isaacfoster5678]

I love that this game was originally an April fools prank.

[@exosceliton219]

Little did badger know, this game is literally the beta and test version for a game called Enlisted that would come to pass later…

[@thenewbie21]

Pan in a nutshell: *dio donuting kakyoin lol*

[@scorpio_pilot_3966]

Nobody: Badger: S O U P T I M E oh wait i mean loot time

[@angelinaboudreau380]

Hey. *its downloading on my ps4* Edit : *its done*

[@lthomason702]

12:06 Who said they were legal? We just buy them. Gotta defend yourself somehow.

[@reubenhamby]

Badger failed to say almost every good thing in this game is behind a pay wall

[@angelikaneely6859]

Bro the intro 😂😂 you guys are great

[@Nofsleft]

Can i point out the irony of a guy named "Heavenly" summoning a hoard of demon zombies?

[@raylongoria3565]

Didn't notice, nice job pointing it out

[@zxp3ct3r41]

Wait til u meet heavenly controller

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@zxp3ct3r41 "Can I get a spare Declaration of Independence?"

[@wokedog1799]

@@StealthTheFoxz MY MAN YOU GOT A BUS PASS BACK THERE? I dont remember the exact line

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@wokedog1799 You got it word for word.

[@thegrilledpopsicle5439]

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip, for the badger there among them had a big iron on his hip.

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

*Big iron on his hiiiiip!*

[@mop9507]

BIIIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

[@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838]

Beeg irun on hes hup

[@evantyler8647]

A fry pan on his hip!

[@johnyoung4441]

It's been a couple hours since he found Cuisine Royale, He won't need any explosives since he has a .50 Cal!

[@lordheadass5557]

How to unsummon a demon M32 R O T A R Y grenade launcher simple

[@fluffythefox8417]

M32 ROTERY Grenade Launcher, My friend

[@JmonsterNEO]

No, you fools, you need a double barreled shotgun

[@nvader2615]

A monster can going terminal velocity

[@LordEverlost]

BFG division intensifies.

[@lordheadass5557]

Don’t know what your talking about

[@revenant5142]

Badger: "uh quick. Who knows how to unsummon a demon?" Doomguy: *Casually pulls out BFG-9000*

[@BravoTango-ef9mz]

Doomguy : *OBSERVE*

[@krysc3278]

DoomSlayer: *MY TIME HAS COME*

[@andrushattucknjfsc4165]

Doom guy:You rang

[@palaiologos4441]

*[Heavy Metal Noises Intensify]*

[@generalgrievous3667]

Doomguy on his vacation playing this game: *notices the demons coming in from the forest* Also doomguy: I thought I was on... *sigh* once a slayer, always a slayer I guess

[@danile948]

“Quick who knows how to unsummon a demon” Famous last words

[@kabob0077]

Gonna need the Ordo Malleus for this...

[@srgforge2993]

@@kabob0077 better bring the grey knights too

[@kabob0077]

@@srgforge2993 Emperor help us...

[@srgforge2993]

@warystatue33 pretty sure that would be correct, after all, Doom Slayer's testosterone levels are infinite

[@ZestyKatto]

*Doomslayer appears in the distance*

[@pocket5783]

"A battle royale, with cheese"

[@AysoXD]

And a large chicken

[@WEB-0813]

AlmostAsoko TM, if I get a large bucket, then doesn’t that mean I get a large soda?

[@captrex7153]

Pocket Ive play this game since release

[@thebetta5690]

sabia que tu tava aqui porra

[@pocket5783]

@@thebetta5690 he

[@cuervorenard]

Badger: "This game was made for me!" Never played it again

[@pxer3523]

Lol so true

[@REYplucate]

He still play it it just off camera

[@boopboop9313]

we dont know what he does in his free time he has a private life

[@cuervorenard]

@@boopboop9313 nah dude, they just hide him in a broom closet until the next video

[@anadaere6861]

@@cuervorenard Badgur is a KZbin Robot, Skulker was just a red herring

[@a.h8075]

Pubg but created while on every known drug

[@kazu5022]

True

[@a.h8075]

If your reading this reply name every possible drug you know and how to use it

[@hh6248]

SethiKinsGaming pubg you mean right

[@stezvgrom9417]

Gaijoob is russian so every ounce of alchohol

[@theneed5037]

@@SethiKinsGaming so what you're saying is that you're pubg fanboy

[@thefallofyugoslavia9825]

Damn they really made Florida into a game huh

[@jonathanpalumbo8697]

Gotta admit, i thought something was weird when I saw my backyard in there

[@pathfinder6997]

loool

[@ZestyKatto]

All that for an *MP5*

[@grandmasterweebsensei9514]

Florida be crazy as hell

[@FermiGBM1]

loll xD

[@johncrq3594]

when you mix all the sodas at the birthday party:

[@rawrxd1748]

another bigfoot copy?

[@cameronr7821]

I got the 69th like eat it

[@supahotkittyz]

And then a kid has a seizure because of all the sugar

[@theasexualidiot4803]

I did this. It was good, then bad, then better

[@brockreynolds2405]

"That a suicide?"

[@sirghostington6305]

Bet te devs were like: "how about zombies?" "Yep throw that in too" "and werewolfs?" "Yep..."

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

"Assplates?" "...I don't see why not." "Made from waffle irons?" "...Go ahead."

[@sirghostington6305]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 "and fridges that sometimes drop granade?" "f yes, throw that in"

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@sirghostington6305 "The ability to summon the zombie apocalypse?" "Yes"

[@TheWinjin]

IIRC the game literally started as Gaijin's April 1st joke. They used to lean HARD on April 1st jokes. I mean, I don't follow, but they used to add Moon Battles, Walking MECHAS, Inflatable tanks that shoot potatoes and carrots to War Thunder, these were all available for a day or two and featured, like, real mechas, or moon tanks, that were fully fleshed out and completely different from everything else in the game, definitely tons of work.

[@thehorde9462]

Any idea from the concept team was added and this is the result

[@redxphones3281]

"In what state is a Bazooka legal?! *F L O R I D A"* Me: HELL YES, BROTHER!

[@lordchaos3090]

Me who is a communist and likes american weapons: HECK YEAH! *starts shooting his Bazooka in Florida*

[@henrypaleveda7760]

gotta keep the gators out somehow, and the snowbirds arn't going to do it with a knife, the right way.

[@LizardDoggo]

You forgot Texas…

[@Bamaunt]

Its actually better he said “in what country is a bazooka legal” which is so much better cause at this point Florida is it’s own country in every way except legally

[@tanakayoju8981]

Badger: " It's a BTR " Proceeds to pull out a whole infantry assault vehicle out of a fridge

[@TheBishopV]

*Kids cuisine*

[@pizzaparker6666]

OutLogs you call it cuisine royal i call it pubg on black tar heroine

[@stezvgrom9417]

Yes I totally eat children

[@MonkeySpank17]

That penguin was pretty creepy no lie Just that cold look in his eyes, like “bitch ask what’s in the chicken”

[@imgladnotu9527]

@@pizzaparker6666 more like the unwanted child of fortnite, blackout, apex, firestorm (BF1), COD Advanced Warfare And PUBG

[@pizzaparker6666]

Imglad Notu no

[@nox_the_moon]

Guys we can win this! "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!!!"

[@christophermeredithii1652]

No we can't win this....

[@100megatonYT]

The reference to cod zombies made me so happy

[@havok2030]

Remember that question "If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard do you have to punch a chicken to cook it" well, to cook a chicken with one hit, a persons arm must deliver 460kJ, this means your arm has to travel 430m/s or 1540km/h.

[@stykly1220]

Henry Fire bet

[@ryanchong9965]

Can you translate that into democracy units?

[@benjaminokonski9186]

That’s roughly 957 mph. Or…1.25 times the speed of sound. DEAR GOD, THAT’S ONE HELL OF AN ARM, JELLO.

[@matthewrimmer4987]

Jello must become the most powerful being in the universe

[@koatsu9965]

Ryan Chong translated: hit chicken hard VERY HARD