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[@FamousFortunes]

The fact they are now claiming filming has finished makes this reading even more funny 😂

[@nettybubba7730]

I have no doubt that she will have Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex in the title. She hangs onto that title for dear life. She knows she is nothing without it!

[@elisabethvismans]

She doesn’t even know the “the” in the title shows her total ignorance about titles.

[@ChristineCook-ot1ys]

I would NEVER put myself through watching either of them. They literally make my skin crawl 😱

[@user-Katie019]

As soon as netflix signed those two freeloaders, I cancelled my membership

[@wintermoondardar1277]

Myself also to both comments. 😊

[@elisabethvismans]

Agree.

[@Sage-Em]

Same here. Cannot look at those faces or listen to Meghan's voice

[@Tamar_H]

She could do a show about the joys of revenge and resentment next!

[@user-Katie019]

Or could be how to trash your family and make money 😂😂

[@susanbusby5856]

She would definitely be good at that 100%

[@kyliecoskerie9047]

I’ve often thought Netflix should release another documentary featuring the raw footage of Harry and Meghan’s interactions and conversations, it would be wildly successful!

[@pragmatic-e2z]

Recipe's could include - using mushrooms to knock off people with lead, how to make someone sick without evidence, steak for vegetarians, roast chicken for vegans and how to smell eggs in dishes

[@jeanneMN]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@olgawavecrash9228]

Served with a dog biscuit and accompanied by Word Salad.

[@lornadazaschmalz]

How to have kids without having kids 👧🏼 👦🏼

[@SusanMarg]

Ooh. She could make burritos, bouncing on a ball whilst crowning. I'd maybe watch that

[@pamplant3610]

I've seen where Netflix has already shut down production because no one wants to work with M because she keeps trying to tell professional chefs how to cook their recipes. She keeps yelling at the people working on the show.

[@bonnietoups2446]

“Cooking the Books with Meghan” where she shares her favorite recipes for disasters.

[@14caz68]

I’d say Netflix have washed their hands with those two ! Done and dusted.

[@LS-mp7co]

I believe you are correct. There was an attempt to film this although I suspect that was so they would not be sued for not fulfilling their end of the contract. Let her film with a crew and then let her know its horrible and not going to be shown. That way they tried but it failed. I feel that they should film it and then play it over and over to show what a disaster it is. Maybe with subtitles making fun of her the whole way. “Here the Duchess attempts to channel her ex-boyfriend and chef while she attempts to cut a tomato.

[@kymberlettehy8616]

"Keeping up with the harkledasians"

[@Tamar_H]

Ha ha! Good suggestion!!

[@KarenRobson-t6h]

The only corporate exec in US with integrity seems to be Bill Simmons. Stood up and accepted their mistake and ended it.

[@jabo2168]

The female involved could have been the female 5 star chef that quit on her because Meghan was very disrespectful to her.

[@annrawn4596]

Cooking with M and H.Harry could cook sausages,after all he missed so many because William got 3.More than whiney Harry.

[@KarenRobson-t6h]

I wonder how many sausages he gets now if any.

[@valetta202]

@@KarenRobson-t6h More to the point, how many sausages has "the old witch" not eaten since she's known Harry?

[@Sage-Em]

​@@KarenRobson-t6hI wonder if anyone wants his sausage

[@marywilson7520]

I doubt very much Harry's ever cooked a meal in his life.

[@jabo2168]

hawy has most likely never even made a sandwich

[@dragonflyparade8143]

Oh, I don't know. Like his wife, he has served up every known variation of Word Salad there is, and a few they invented.

[@CaFe73100]

"The joy of roasting" 😂😂😂

[@jabo2168]

And toasting

[@aletha460]

With lots of different positions to place your chicken! 😅

[@jenniferbanker3553]

I think it would be wonderful if they released a behind the scenes of MM cooking show. Using a hidden camera and calling it ‘The fly on the wall’ or ‘The real MM’.

[@susanbusby5856]

That was used in American Sweethearts. A famous director records behind the scenes footage and it's better than the film script. Really funny film and that bit comes near the end.

[@lornadazaschmalz]

And we can all watch and take a drink 🥃 when her mask slips. Or when she yells at people.

[@Flight_1018]

We'll be passed out by the end of the show!

[@Sage-Em]

More like the fly on the nose. Like the one who landed on her during her cursed wedding

[@jenniferbanker3553]

@@lornadazaschmalz I would be drunk the first 20 minutes. 😂

[@jabo2168]

I won’t be able to watch her show because I cannot stand her voice not for even 1 second. I will just wait for HGTudor to dissect it and for Daniel boland to comment on it. He is absolutely hilarious.

[@valetta202]

"The Sussex Swindles" or "Fraudulent Follies"

[@rambleon9977]

I don't remember Netflix announcing the launch of this cooking show. I was under the impression that Meghan and her people announced her cooking program and I believe Netflix is letting the chips fall where they may.

[@merrylcash6383]

The Sussex Titles are soon to be removed why is Meghan hanging on to that it makes her look even more foolish and desperate Harry and Meghan are out of the Royal Family forever this is the Royal boot end of days

[@Sage-Em]

It was unfortunately. It is on the official Netflix blog.

[@rambleon9977]

@@Sage-Em Thank you for the info.

[@valetta202]

Will she wear her ball gown to do the cooking? Tower moment, ballgown catches fire, Oh dear! New direction, Fire Fighters in the ER, everyone.

[@jabo2168]

She has to fall into the arms of the big strong fireman who rushes in to save her

[@Sage-Em]

​@@jabo2168And then the firemen will thank her for her tireless service! She's such a hero, revolutionary and feminist

[@Sage-Em]

Will it catch fire? We can dream......😂

[@wintermoondardar1277]

There was a nice rally in London a few days ago for President Trump. There were many people. The support was very well appreciated.

[@user-Katie019]

For Trump wow

[@sandrajohnson2832]

As an American 🇺🇸 I can gladly say ‘You can gladly keep Trump in London even trade since we have Harry ‘🤩

[@user-Katie019]

@sandrajohnson2832 he is not in London, just various rallies going on, would rather have Trump than Harry though

[@KarenRobson-t6h]

I doubt the folks in London truly understand Trump’s 2025 plan of revenge including death to his perceived enemies or they would not be celebrating the US King.

[@sandrajohnson2832]

Oh Thank You so much for the clarification😊.Wishful thinking on my part.I do think Harry will return to the U.K, though.

[@minwade5436]

LFF I heard on the “tubes” that a chef had walked out of the filming due to MM’s demanding, diva antics…. Imo & allegedly this sounds “par for course”. Great reading Ty

[@nancykropf3809]

I heard she's been incredibly difficult to work with, big surprise, and a lot of employees and guests have been walking away from that project.

[@bingbong46]

Hope all that comes out how difficult she is to work for , after all the problems the royal staff had with her which they have not talked about

[@LS-mp7co]

I’ve always wanted to know how to cook avacado toast! Can’t wait for this ground breaking production!🤣

[@chrisbrooks6056]

Vomiting comes strongly to mind!

[@glendafaber1245]

At the start of their life together I think she usually cooked chicken. Vegetables were never mentioned! I don't know if she can cook anything else.

[@aletha460]

Not exactly like chicken is the hardest thing to cook! I don't think she's particularly great or we'd have heard all about her fabulous cuisine talents way before now.

[@matildamartin2811]

There are many meanings of “cooking chicken “ Urban dictionary.

[@JAlex-ld2lh]

If it's a cooking show, would it not be called Cooking with the Duchess of Sausages??

[@charmaccents6278]

Eat it up, Netflix. M will cook it for you.

[@kymberlettehy8616]

3:24 ... or toasting lettuce...

[@Kj-sf8cj]

I think a cooking show of her demonstrating how to roast chicken, toss a salad and her favourite thing to do with cream, could be hilarious. I am sure her friends could learn a trick or two from her. It will sadly be past my bedtime as this will obviously be a late night show. 😂😂😂

[@bingbong46]

Not forgetting make toast 😂😂

[@vickypalmer8724]

9 of wands sounds like Harrys life since MM.

[@wiseriver]

Love to hear your understanding on how the tarot works ❤🎉

[@LS-mp7co]

Based on basically losing $120 million on the grifters I think putting a good tarot reader on staff for $75 thousand a year would be a good business decision.

[@annshipton3028]

Will Netflix ever make a show about Harry and Meg in the style of the crown?

[@susanbusby5856]

Yeah. I think it's already been done in Spitting Image . Well ahead of Netflix. 😂😂😂

[@KarenRobson-t6h]

Rachel Boasts and Roasts

[@ritac3784]

How about "harry and meghan cook up a storm " lol

[@carolynvranjes3396]

❤👑❤ Someone said the first chef got mad and left early.

[@alexiskiri9693]

They already had the top chef brought in to help messy megsy walk off the set and leave the project in a huff.

[@lornadazaschmalz]

She prob wears some thorn from Diana’s jewelry collection whist cooking - a big ring 💍 or a tiara 👑

[@smallperson7522]

“At home with the Sussexes” 😒🤮😁

[@Horseshoemagic]

On the replay here. When you asked the first time about a second series of her cooking show on Netflix and started shuffling the cards.... I said out loud "10 of swords". And it was the first card you pulled, the underlying energy. WOW.

[@LS-mp7co]

Meghan is vegetarian….except when she is eating hamburgers.

[@bubakmay5826]

They are done Harry and Meghan. What does these 2 wants really.

[@LilaDenise-o6h]

They are not going to get it

[@karinmccarthyeliz]

Good Morning!

[@JM-sx2gc]

Thanks!

[@FamousFortunes]

🥳🎁

[@elizabethwood2462]

Tower of Babel

[@Sage-Em]

I feel the same! Every time I see their faces on Netflix, and that awful docu-soap, it makes me utterly sick to the stomach. Gag inducing. Now, it will be even worse! With yet another reality show and their faces plastered everywhere!

[@pkc3168]

With your wonderful sarcasm your videos simply create themselves! 🤣

[@goldenineke]

Title is an insult to the Dutch.

[@valetta202]

Typo?

[@karencrawford5491]

The Duchess of Sussex is now Lady Louise, so they would be erroneous calling themselves the Sussexes as they no longer hold that office.

[@joannanoel4757]

'Duchess Dinners'.....'Dining with the Duchess'...'Royale recipes'...'KFC (King Fecking Charles) Fancy Finger Foods'....

[@dmvrant]

"Cooking with Ozempic"

[@FamousFortunes]

This 😂

[@joannladyj]

netflix sucks

[@Tamar_H]

Tower of Babel 😊

[@indigoharvest]

The Tower of Babel me thinks 😮

[@judithballard4828]

IMO - They have finished filming they just have to tidy it up a bit, probably by re doing the parts with M in it.

[@finnev]

Meghan and Harry’s home. Meghan Markle’s Home, sussex Home 😂😂😂😂 all possible. I feel there is a HOME in it :)))

[@wintermoondardar1277]

A youtuber found out that Markle has a condo in the outskirts of L.A. She said the name of the place but I forgot what it is called but I did remember that she said that it was also called the swamps of L.A. As far as Harry it's believed that he resides at one of those private bungalow places.

[@dollykissangel3196]

Pop Farm HARKLES Munchies

[@pamelav4628]

Supposedly it's finished. Perhaps they won't air it.

[@staceyd669]

American Riviera Purge. The cooking show that heals from the inside. Its a Native American thing 🤣

[@KarenRobson-t6h]

I am happy I do not subscribe to subscribe to Netflix. I would hate to hear her voice and see her face in ads promoting it.

[@PS_testing321...]

I don't know if there was a tower of Babylon, but weren't there the Gardens of Babylon, one of the seven wonders?

[@FamousFortunes]

we would probably call them ziggurats now

[@merrylcash6383]

I understand once its been edited there was very little left to show It was quoted they had to cut out all Meghan’s abuse and tantrums So what is shown is all that was left after being edited

[@joyfilbey2528]

Hello

[@finnev]

My dearest LFF, yesterday was a busy day for me so I haven't got the chance to take you for yesterday's reading. It's what what I thought: she has made herself GOD :). Oh boy! As for the rest, everyone knows you are a Legend, I am just a mini-legend :))). I appreciate you so much!

[@LilaDenise-o6h]

I almost past because I thought it was MM lmao😂😂😂😂

[@suekuhn4090]

This is as bad as the Kardashian (btw never watched their show). Maybe the jam never got processed correctly and she is now trying to cook. Another show I would never watch.

[@wintermoondardar1277]

I'm sorry. I am not trying to be rude but I am pure Native American and I don't purge unless I am sick. Perhaps they did in the olden days. Who knows? 😊

[@wikitoriasmith1713]

I watched a short clip of her cooking show. CRINGE! Embarrassing! She was IMO hopeless, looked ridiculous! Reminded me of cooking classes for young girls at school. The chef didn't look too impressed!

[@billyemartin2975]

They have the money to film the show and then pitch it to netflix. Just because its filmed doesnt mean nerflix will pick it up. I think meg thinks if she filmed it then netflix will have to pick it up. Its how she has always tried to manifest. Its worked before so she isnt understanding why its not working now so she just keeps trying it. Shes insane

[@Sage-Em]

The official Netflix blog posted that her show will air this year. So yes it is confirmed

[@sashab5808]

Serena Williams is the key

[@georgiapeach3679]

Duchess???????😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@saranaidu8252]

😊

[@Tamar_H]

So she’s Dutch now…. 57%??

[@jeanettenorman7052]

Failure

[@samanthamcgahan2066]

Clearly Netflix's reader is a bit myopic!!

[@victoriavickery6086]

Cooking with Meghan would sound "friendlier," anything with the title or reference to Sussex would turn off Americans, I think. A gagfest, regardless.

[@marywilson7520]

Lol😅

[@knn6215]

A self identified "foodie" that refuses to try the food of other cultures that she was a guest of. Then again how many vegans cook chicken and dine at steak houses or wears leather?

[@EllenBurns-l1g]

Any company or person who actually helps the grifters' always comes to a sticky end.markled for sure .🧙🧙🧙🧙

[@Christine-bw1yl]

Nothing TOW ever does works out, they're just hated so much.😡🇦🇺🦘