FGO Simps Slander

[@DaScte]

Jalter’s punches are filled with love and affirmation 😊

[@y.l7455]

Yeah, and her flame is the fire of Hestia.

[@Asinatorsdaughter]

We arent making it out of hell with this one

[@mr.shadow8812]

Am on a highway to hell

[@4idenn]

Preach brother

[@crash-testproductions9341]

And they're on fire.

[@promc2890]

Virgin Lartoria Simps vs Chad Lion King Enjoyers

[@PolkingYT]

YES, I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD UNDERSTAND ME!

[@luqmanharimulya6613]

REAL

[@greent1863]

As a saber simp i have never been more offended by something i completely agree with

[@Shadow_Cat00]

Same

[@TheFloorIsAbyss]

Same

[@Sir_Metry96]

Sam- Eh you know what Same I kinda agree

[@smzstyle9467]

Was that slander a joke with dick wizard from fandom?

[@MelihA172]

Same

[@haengeltheknight1212]

Let’s see her what my fate waifu will say about me: -entering abusive relationship. Well, at least I will enter in one relationship.

[@PolkingYT]

I admire your optimism

[@daboi6509]

@@PolkingYTwelp at least nero won’t abandon me (we are both annoying af)

[@PolkingYT]

If you can compare with Nero, I both admire and fear you and feel pity for those around you

[@Shadow_Cat00]

As a Saber Artoria fan I blame it on the fanart of her where she's ripped

[@omkarshirgaonkar6156]

Technically she would be ripped but in the most lean way possible, but the Fan art usually makes he Buff ripped.

[@Shadow_Cat00]

​@@omkarshirgaonkar6156both are hot

[@ILovePlowingMedusa]

​​@@omkarshirgaonkar6156She unfortunately isn't. All of the depictions we have or Artoria basically show her off as skinny. UBW went as far as saying that she's weaker than Shirou and Tohsaka when it comes to physical strength if she isn't using her Magical Energy.

[@XyAnimeGuy]

That Okita/Ishtar slander was a personal attack against Myst lmaoooooo

[@Commando23414221998]

I hope he sees this

[@Crescent716]

I love both of the Okitas, Myst does not speak for me. Feet is not for me.

[@turtle1544]

As an absolute Mash ride or die simp i can confirm that white bread and milk are the only consumable meal items that dont overload my mouth with capsaicin

[@MysticalArcane]

We stan Taiga in this household.

[@PolkingYT]

we do

[@Gareth-daupsetpuppy]

As a Kama simp… I always and forever keep her in third ascension

[@madlaxkinnie]

Same

[@luthfimisbah5103]

Based & cultured master.

[@Gareth-daupsetpuppy]

@@luthfimisbah5103 gotta love my adult Sakura very much.

[@arthorias06]

Hell yeah

[@anim1-21]

NOOOOO loli kama is best

[@hakzource8660]

1:14 not my fault you couldn’t handle the power of Roma 🔥

[@I_AM_GUNDAM_00]

Musical Blessing from the Flower of Olympia

[@AdHocWholius]

Altera simps exist. All 9 of us just blatantly ignore her war crimes (don't ask what she did to the Gauls, Goths and Visigoths) and enjoy good civilization. The lack of content for her is slowly killing us, however

[@Talvox]

I dream of an impossible future where she gets an animation update

[@michaelmutranowski123]

Fate/Extella is the best Altera content there is. That nurse costume... perfection.

[@user-tp8ew1km9u]

As one of the 9 I can confirm that this is true

[@anime-rr6og]

Yep

[@omkarshirgaonkar6156]

Make that 10 would you

[@MaximizingLIVE]

THE SALTER/JALTER SIMPS ONE IS WAY TOO REAL 😭

[@Andron322]

As long as Jeanne is happy, I'm ok❤❤❤

[@zaguitoblackbeard]

The extended NA dialogue in her my room lines is a crime ill never forget

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@zaguitoblackbeard? Go on

[@zaguitoblackbeard]

@@malikoniousjoe They added a hint at sieg in the sub that isnt there in the voice line. Original line: "I have a bit of a connection with Siegfried - the dragon slayer. However, this is practically our first meeting..." NA sub: "Siegfried... Yes, I have some connections with the famous dragon slayer. Still, we've hardly ever met. What does that mean? Heh, we'll keep that a secret."

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@zaguitoblackbeard They both reference Apoc so I don’t see too much difference. It’s also cute she’s bein playful with Ritsuka over her past life and flauntin secrets so I’ll let it slide haha

[@zaguitoblackbeard]

@@malikoniousjoe The apoc stuff its still out of place in general for the way she was summoned there but that is not the issue really. While translating you can't add things that aren't there, Jeanne's voice line doesn't say the extended part and implying can only go so far.

[@brenden7245]

Melt simps explaining their enjoyment for getting stepped on and also have great taste.

[@DJStriker106]

Castoria simps when they try dating a literal sword

[@moonleung6384]

What can I say, I do like knives

[@ghostgabe81]

I was expecting to settle for Medusa’s section. I was not expecting to be personally pulled from the crowd and outed as a Gorgon simp

[@henriquebecker4453]

-Deon simps: they like Astolfo but blonde; -Ereshkgal simps: lolo Yunyun from Kunosuba but Rin face; -Marie simps: funny hat and unfitting slurs=good character writing; -Chokita simps: saving their life expenses to pay child support to sustain a sword; -Nightingale simps: still hoping to get that one hallowing CE as a costume; -Mata Hari: Boobs + Hat=Peak character design

[@vaporninja2050]

Funny thing. I am a Mordred simp but instead of daddy issues I got mommy issues.

[@swordfucker69420]

I got none of parental issues but still I've got lots of issues.

[@vaporninja2050]

@@swordfucker69420 I hope things gets better for you man

[@KnightofChaosDeck]

Still fits. Le Fay was NOT a good mom.

[@vaporninja2050]

@@KnightofChaosDeck neither mine is :(

[@xxnake]

Mordred fans we up!! 🔥🗣️🗣️

[@RothusTemplar]

As a Shuten simp, I must say I've never argued with an Ibaraki simp. They're both garbage goblins.

[@ousou78]

Why so savage? But hey I'm a fellow Shuten enjoyer too.

[@netomoreira3525]

Us Ibaraki simps are like: Our wife's girlfriend.

[@phantomsanic3604]

Ibaraki best banana

[@leventebakos8341]

The Altera one made me laugh the most, as I'm on my way to raise her to level 120 and I don't see her as a waifu material.

[@daspoboy2781]

Barghest simps stay winning

[@gibbygibbstein7858]

Barghest simps when her tummy starts growling

[@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge]

1:10 Never have been happier burning down a temple full of innocent families escaping from the horrors of the Demon King General and the sengoku Jidai with said demon king who is a redhaired hottie.

[@PolkingYT]

Based and Nobu pilled

[@thegamerfe8751]

Ok look, I wouldn't commit warcrimes for Nobu but I might go beyond my moral compass for her

[@znyo0217]

Booba big Edit _(addition)_ : what else do you need?

[@carlogustavovalenzuelazepe5774]

Kiyohime simps wanting to NTR Anchin

[@ddgamere6122]

Ah lovely I have been spared this time as a resident Tamamo and ereskigal simp

[@PolkingYT]

Na boi, your next

[@josebencomo2385]

Eresh fans are ignored all the time, where's the surprise? How many years have you been waiting for her swimsuit by this point?

[@wesguffey4503]

Okay I keep Kama in first or Second ascension because I don’t pay attention to the story in the slightest and my brain just sees Baby Sakura and remembers Fate/Zero. I want that child to throw hands with everything because she deserves it.

[@Ilanon1569]

"Morgan and Raiko simps" Yes

[@AcZe1188]

Where are my fellow brethren gudako simps

[@noname420]

✋

[@mirzapramudya1580]

I simp for Gudao

[@DallyLama93]

Hmm Morgan is actually very tame in terms of berserkers. I'd say Summer Jeanne is more insane than her.

[@鹿野修哉-u2k]

explain what made summer jeanne more than Morgan herself, and i mean our Morgan from British Lostbelt.

[@IC-23]

I didn't realize demanding you get rid of roughly an 8th of your servants was tame.

[@Gacha-Ritual-Master]

Morgan tame? If you want to see actual tame berserkers then look for Junao or the Chinese multi arm centaur mech. You know what, forget Junao, he, like our Amazoness CEO, has a trigger word in the form of "Karna" that will make him lose control a little, Chinese horse is one of the most tame ones, gives really good solutions and is quite the intellectual, hardly a berserker honestly.

[@malikoniousjoe]

Jalter is the actual tamest berserker. She just wants to write her smut and watch anime in peace

[@skateboardmd9163]

Tamamo fans survive today

[@ObitoUchiha-ji6lh]

Ritsuka is literally married to Morgan this man is winning in life

[@oogyy89]

How is this so accurate😭

[@thighgraine]

L + ratio + no mention of Circe, Ushiwaka, or Goghie Jkjk great vid lmao

[@retrop0yt]

how dare you say that about the altera simps, there are literally dozens of us maybe just a dozen but still!

[@untukorang1972]

Nono bro it's less than dozen actually 😭

[@leo_flo]

We are here and proud 💪💪💪

[@laonu5967]

As a Morgan simp I confirm that my " physic resistance" is now Ex class 😎👌 Tomoe gozen simps be like ☻🤳

[@xigabrelless1980]

Yes we are based how did you know

[@SobaBTW]

Me, a Kagetora enjoyer fully aware that the difference between the "fuck me" eyes and the "killing you" eyes are VERY similar but still not caring.

[@ousou78]

Ibaraki herself simp for Shuten so Shuten Simp > Ibaraki Simp.

[@zonerecxcross]

Me, an Altera enjoyer: I guess i don't exist 🤷

[@michaelmutranowski123]

Fate/Extella is the best Altera content there is. That nurse costume... perfection.

[@DouglasStewart99]

Jokes on you Polking! I'm a Mash fan, and I *enjoy* spicy foods!

[@randomlurker9614]

Same here as a Mexican Mash fan.

[@PolkingYT]

I´m not buying it. Salt is not a Spice you know.

[@mr.shadow8812]

@@PolkingYTthey are probably not mash fans but rather mash alter copers

[@irish-italianintrovert.8600]

As a Caenis and Zenobia simp. I can confirm this meme is accurate.

[@pocaniki]

We need a husbando version

[@turner9019]

where my barghest bros at

[@Shadow_Cat00]

Their pelvic bones are shattered from her

[@turner9019]

@@Shadow_Cat00 my loving wife is just being silly :3

[@malikoniousjoe]

Barghest is wonderful and deserves love and headpats (let me get the step ladder brb)

[@axelblz8876]

You couldn't have chosen a better clip to begin this video, holy that had me in tears

[@IamNotABlockOfCheese]

I came just for laughs but instead got personally attacked

[@artoriapendragon5062]

I just want to cook for my king😔

[@yandereneko5523]

Kiyohime simps when the yandere is treated as a gag character rather than a serious romantic option 💀

[@BurpBukowskiHearn]

As an Artoria simp I can confirm that

[@Makiosaa]

Spoilers for Emiya Alters backstory ahead, you have been warned. There are two types of Taiga fans. Those who live in blissful ignorance and those who know that Emiya Alter had to kill her.

[@bimoprasetyo6862]

There's a Third 3rd Taiga Fans, Those who Just Realized She's 3 of Kiritsugu Trauma Package into one Character, • A Cheerful Childhood Crush, • A Loving Mother/Sister Figure • Killed by a Hero Of Justice

[@Makiosaa]

@@bimoprasetyo6862 Oh, oh no. I just went from a Stage 2 Taiga Fan to a Stage 3.

[@michaellaw8401]

I, a jalter fan, absolutely love her cbt (she steps on me and completely sucks me dry and ignores my pleads)

[@burnoutcat2387]

This. I Know every servant is into the master so people will roll for their waifus/husbandos but screw that I wanna help Siegfried save his marriage and drink with Kojirou!

[@babanbo-sama2072]

Kiyohime Simps: Watching the chaos unfold with a popcorn at hand.

[@ousou78]

Running away because you told her she was the only one but you look at other servants.

[@EMIYA.]

Just now finished playing umbral star, i love altera and she was my first ssr for 2 years i literally didn't care about her much other than memes, until i read her route

[@michaelmutranowski123]

Fate/Extella is the best Altera content there is. That nurse costume... perfection.

[@TheJDMedia]

Rizzing up BB and the entire Sakura Five

[@cogrunner6763]

Mean while us barghest simps are justs blood stains

[@Arcjaw]

I'll ask Gilles to move in. That way I'll be safe and Jalter has someone to mutilate

[@DeadMasterMusic]

Saber simps need transfer their mana every 5 minutes to saber everytime she uses Excalibur that nearly kills her everytime she uses it

[@radioactive4229]

truly, the most accurate simp slander of all time

[@ApatheticNomad]

Cant say that i ever cared about ishtars feet and my kama stays in asc 3 but after deciding to not interact with the majority of their Simps over this, i agree, it is unfortunately pretty accurate for most

[@juggerknight4763]

Ah truly a great video to start my lunch break on UmU

[@goldenmerry2805]

Ritsuka x ritsuka is the way to go

[@PolkingYT]

truly an ascended mindset

[@mirzapramudya1580]

Gudacest FTW

[@Carnage78-]

I am not even offended at this point this shit is just the truth and nothing but the truth

[@raikoumybeloved78]

As a Raikou simp, I wouldn't care less about if she going mad cuz Mad Enhancement on some cursed shit, just enjoying the time of my life. As long Mother is happy, So I am as well 💜 ...But also I should add the fact that I have mommy issues.

[@smolbb713]

As a scathach simp, i find myself being the one penetrated 85% of the time

[@the-nameless-dude]

Well I am being penetrated. But I have a 10 inch wide hole in my stomach.

[@Riviscira]

Ayo 🤨

[@stringentstorm5990]

Mordred simps finding out that she is less than 10 years old (Her daddy issues is plausible in that point of view, by the way)

[@PolkingYT]

Righty forgot about that. That would have made for a great Joke as well.

[@oldphonegamer9364]

Where my gareth simps at ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙

[@Mr.static404]

As an Altera simp. I agree with ours.

[@nz7974]

0:30 Ritsuka fans watching Melt's bond CE.

[@mirzapramudya1580]

I don't get it

[@paragonviolet1719]

I simp for jeanne & saber alter and rin. I think i have some mental issues.

[@PolkingYT]

to be fair, being a part of this fanbase is a mental issue

[@lunaria7067]

A horrifying amount of these fit perfectly.

[@Bocchinihao]

As a Nero follower I do listen to her speech every day before sleep.

[@wandregisel6385]

I won't stand for this Ibaraki slander (have never played fgo btw)

[@galupoanthony2996]

Me being a wingman because I get no bitches: good for them👍

[@President-of-Funny]

as an altera simp im quiet offended that i wasn't given proper rep...what do you mean you can't see me I'm right in front of you

[@SpicyChedderJack]

Altera good, and brings good civilization

[@blaznotshort8856]

Altera supremacy

[@anime-rr6og]

Average Taiga Enjoyer:🍷🗿

[@yarigold]

Well technically Illya is only 18 in Fate stay night , in Fate kaleid she is 10-11 years old.

[@HonkaiMain]

As a Raiko and Morgan simp, I can assure you that I am the bone of my sword.

[@Kumo-s6f]

1:09 Helena and Ushiwaka explaining they're 18+ to the police (their simps are still going to prison):

[@mirzapramudya1580]

Ushi isn't a child lol, she's 168cm (4 cm shorter than Gudao)

[@rejoicingfakepriest201]

I would honestly commit warcrimes if a red-haired mommy told me to--

[@PolkingYT]

You´re not alone

[@rejoicingfakepriest201]

@@PolkingYT Would

[@dinoluka11]

I would commit them even if there was no redhead mommy--

[@jamesgreen641]

Thank god illya is 18 thought the fbi were knocking at my door now they are knocking at my neighboors door

[@namelessaugustus]

As a Nero simp I'd say based voice acting

[@SCARLiT55]

Bro should’ve included a raita exclusive section, that’s my shit right there.

[@arcrogue28]

Quetz simps when their about to become "the victim" in WWE: 🙂

[@tranviettung9792]

You don't understand, Kama's 1st ascension is MANDATORY

[@endergeek236]

0:40 Ayyy, that's me! Taiga is best girl, no contest. Archer EMIYA is also top tier.

[@szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383]

As a Jalter simp, I am offended that you would make such an accurate summary of us. I'm her favorite victim btw

[@The_Grand_Wizard]

So according to this I'm a terminator Yaayyyy!

[@AnnaGottin]

I like my Morgan, she goes brrrr with her NP.

[@actuallymerlin]

if nobu says i do no questions

[@louiscastelao2174]

"altera simps bottom text" never seen truer words being said

[@muffingfx]

Based Taiga

[@funnyvamp3246]

TAIGA SIMPS LESGOOOOOO

[@boreasthehero]

I love Jalter, but it's only because of the pretty vanilla doujins, and i like Kama but only the final ascension form, ain't no way i'm gonna go for lolis

[@yayafranklin1258]

caenis and zenobia simp for life 😤

[@Eph_Inferno]

As a Rin and Ishtar simp, i agre...

[@robinvlad141]

Artoria Ruler. 👌

[@general_silver3050]

… with Jalter are we talking berserker Jalter I think it may not be as bad but if not oh well

[@alifkazeryu8228]

No Charlotte Corday.... My day is ruined.

[@RodsRetroplays]

Why yes, I'll do any sort of heinous act because Nobu told me to 😊❤