Fidlar - Crackhead Ted

www.myspace.com/fidlar

[@ppatrickwalshh]

someone told me when they met brandon they asked him to play this and he said that they honestly don't even know how to play it

[@bignig7223]

Based

[@ethanferns5495]

Lil Øpiate did you just reply to a 6 year old comment?

[@bignig7223]

@@ethanferns5495 i was drunk and im drinking again lmao

[@bignig7223]

@@ethanferns5495 im a alcoholic what do you expect

[@LJesse722]

I’m an alcoholic too, it’s totally based

[@nikkilynn420]

that myspace link in the description... some vintage shit right there

[@alesk825]

Its not even real xD

[@reggiewarren1325]

+Alejandro Cortes Morales Just because the link isn't blue doesn't mean that it doesn't work

[@OkayKokay]

you’re tellin me

[@nottherealjamboofficial4205]

Holy Shit ! i didn't even see that man. this shit really is THAT old 👌

[@marp00n]

ITS FINALLY ON SPOTIFYYYY

[@muertemaleena]

RIGHT

[@adamjohnson8305]

This song is just begging to be used in a movie fight scene.

[@nerdgarun7121]

I will make one

[@EgoPanikBG]

One of their most underrated songs

[@esquistofrenico2367]

.; ...................i wanna recommend u this song ( miss me by the impures)

[@stephencurtis7173]

That guitar riff is so fucking cool.

[@slosh1997]

Why was this never an official song. This is fucking badass

[@lucaslottinger9235]

+slosh1997 It was official on "shit we recorded in our bedroom". It's the last track.

[@johnheitkam193]

It's like a demo track to White on White, this songs way better though

[@chriskosowan21]

Lo ve your sis

[@brapulous]

It is now babygirl

[@griptapeballerina]

Lyrics: "Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills so fucked up on beer and weed my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed When i looked in the bag there was nothing left, there was blood on my mouth from all the cigarettes and the 40 ounce in my hand is getting dry partying like this is like working full time I been kicking crack, kicking back, and selling it to kids shooting guns, because its fun, on heroin i been wasting time, chugging wine just to see if i can win, if i can win then you can lose take the cameras, ill take the booze liquor store robbery, everybody look at me liquor store robbery, give me your money liquor store robbery, everybody look at me liquor store robbery Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills so fucked up on beer and weed my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills so fucked up on beer and weed my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed and i looked in the bag there was nothing left there was blood on my mouth from the cigarettes and the 40 in my hand is getting dry partying like this is like working full time Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills so fucked up on beer and weed my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed I been kicking crack, kicking back, and selling it to kids shooting guns, because its fun on heroin i been wasting time, chugging wine just to see if i can win, if i can win then you can lose you take the cash, ill take the booze Well i been smoking rock, kicking ass, and taking lots of pills Drinking beer, like a queer, and bombing lots of hills so fucked up on beer and weed my stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed And shooting guns, just for fun because im an american living long, living fast, just so i can dream again? portal time till im 29, ill just be like my best friend? just so i can do it again""

[@MrLiquidFood]

The lyrics on the question marks are: On heroin

[@inc3ns3dn1gtmar3]

afxphaace Just so I can drink again

[@willyumche]

It's "take the cash I'll take the booze" a la liquor store robbery dud

[@KaiserKunt]

Perfect tune to get you in the mood for some drinking.

[@mateusmorais2337]

smoke one too :)

[@D3rMesaa]

Shooting too

[@nottherealjamboofficial4205]

or fighting..

[@diegocorral9077]

"Shootin guns just for fun couse I am an American"

[@jayfisher3359]

I think that reffers to shooting up heroin.

[@user-uw9zn7ob1s]

Shooting guns cuz its fun on heroin :D

[@brandonretard8278]

2:15 he says because I am American

[@D3rMesaa]

@@jayfisher3359 I don't think so

[@crimsonscriticalcorner9048]

@@D3rMesaa if you check the lyrics he says "shooting guns cuz it's fun on heroin" but he does say because I'm an American once

[@ramielsangedy9205]

Best song to put your pants on before going out!

[@eyesdontsee]

This is the song that got me hooked on fidlar as a kid

[@Bally1127]

Wake Bake Skate for me, but honestly any song in hindsight would get me hooked to FIDLAR

[@vuxus129]

@@Bally1127 Truuee, man these were the golden times..

[@stephencurtis7173]

I thought this was brand new because of Spotify haha such a sick song

[@probablyasloth2404]

I really wish this was an official song

[@RevengeofGothzilla]

It was on an EP, I think.

[@thetk427]

its on the "shit we recorded in my bedroom" ep

[@ellisdtrails420]

sister of the singer. married. will kick your ass in the pit. don't hit on her, she will break your face.

[@angeloalarcon8546]

LOVE PLAYING WAKE BAKE SKATE, AWKWARD, LEAVE ME ALONE, COCAINE AND CRACKHEAD TED THE MOST WHEN SKATING WITH MY FRIENDS

[@leilanib9241]

Chill out bro

[@jaspermiller1039]

ok

[@markflaherty5213]

ok

[@atleys6519]

WOW MAN THAT'S GNARLY BRO DAMN

[@pegin8550]

You don’t have to scream man

[@lefenec]

I love this band

[@stellamarisoh]

2020 baby

[@skattercatmobile8100]

More like 2021, my man

[@jiridobes6128]

Greatest punk-rock banger of the millenium so far. Change my mind 😁

[@Lemino101]

Why would I argue with the truth

[@seanbutler3359]

who the fuck would dislike this ficming kick ass killer song?

[@jaimesieg5446]

I meditate to this song

[@NINJADUCKSONFIRE]

this should be on an album (;

[@carolinegerber6521]

It’s crazy FIDLAR has been around for 10 years

[@melvin1581]

I'm fucking glad Zac is still alive

[@wickedsenpai8834]

Found you today...amazing music!!! and every single video to your songs is fucked up funny and truthful I love it!!!

[@seasickshark]

She's the cutest thing I have ever seen omg yes

[@a_painful_memory_7946]

She's fucking dead lol

[@EdenHolder]

@@a_painful_memory_7946 what? is she?

[@zetadawn732]

Drake isn’t this alice his sister? Not his gf who died??

[@TheTurtleneck64]

@@zetadawn732 I don't think it's his sister but I don't think it's his ex either

[@habibihassan]

A_PAINFUL_ MEMORY_ nope, this is his sister, Alice. She’s still alive and well.

[@Dopdop123HD]

now I want another line of speed hehe awesome song!!

[@voevitalis]

Fuck It Dog Life's A Risk

[@romainc2659]

I just noticed there was a tiger guy in the background X) This is why we love you guys

[@somfs1459]

Dayyyyyuuuummmm forgot how good this song is

[@djcrook6641]

song makes me wanna fuck up my life again with all my friends.

[@inc3ns3dn1gtmar3]

You, you did the thing :)

[@joeldahero1]

makes me want to start fucking up my life

[@epicgamerweed69]

i hope you guys'll make it to the end..

[@rattory3706]

I love this smmmm

[@giglioronomonotube7025]

This song is written about my brother.. I was really pissed at first, but over 10 years later and here I am sending it to him because he's high again, and it still somehow hasn't killed him while he's slowly killing everyone who's ever loved him.

[@coolgirl3745]

Zac is so cute i love him :(

[@justwhy1233]

Gay

[@jolea6494]

Always wondered who was tiger mask in the back. Eh I'll just geuss it's max

[@danhopalot]

pretty sure it's brandon, he's got it on in the no waves vid too

[@kennethbartholow2732]

That dude can’t surf

[@gracearnold7017]

No he ain't ginger

[@Himmelschenk]

Oh my god, I used to wear a wolf hat like that in my teens 🫠🫠

[@BLACKDUCTAPETHEBRAINISALLONEWD]

Explains life in my 20’s precisely.

[@jamienoble2948]

Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed When I looked in the bag there was nothing left There's blood on the walls from all the cigarettes And the 40 ounce in my hand is getting dry Party like this is like working full time I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win If I can win then you can lose Take the cash I'll take the booze Liquor store robbery, everybody look at me Liqu' store robbery, gimme your money Liquor store robbery, everybody look at me Liqu' store robbery Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed When I looked in the bag there was nothing left There was blood on the wall from the cigarettes And the 40 in my hand is getting dry A party like this is like working full time I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win If I can win then you can lose Take the cash I'll take the booze Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed And shooting guns, just for fun 'cause I am American Lived awhile, I don't know how, just so I can drink again Pulled out 20 dollar, just like you're my best friend Just so I can do it again

[@finlayburrows9471]

Put the speed up to 1.5 and you've almost got a prodigy song.

[@EvolDestructionOG]

Finlay Burrows haha I see it

[@EWALTEWALT]

maybe Ministry haha

[@kingblackhart]

this should be the new national anthem...

[@aaronmcewan8490]

sickkkkkkk song

[@Harrissey]

Now that the song has finally been released officially, I sure hope people understand the purpose and borderline parody of this song, it’s meant to make fun of people who make this sort of music like rappers etc

[@Keith_LP]

Dude. It’s been years. Also the early 2000’s were an addition to the 90’s so maybe not look into that much?

[@PinaCollada-zp7vx]

are you forgetting fidlar literally was a party band? lol

[@ajm4455]

You know these guys have so much fucking fun making these videos.

[@whitneyd6827]

I'm still bitter that this and the punks are finally taking acid aren't on spotify

[@arronvdberg]

The punks are finally taking acid is called punks and is on Spotify

[@simonjohnwisntonlennonritc8978]

She lights me up ,,,

[@christinaskittle]

utter nostalgia

[@itsochsten7362]

finally got this shit on spotify took a while this is hype asl

[@SiliconC]

I'm sad to only finally be discovering this two years later.

[@mr.benesh9565]

tell me about it

[@skattercatmobile8100]

And here I am, 10 years late....

[@valentinkugler9189]

tell me about it

[@campbellrowland571]

tell me about it

[@Werter23rd]

tell me about it

[@post666fg]

Alice Baxley is fucking rad

[@ACleverName17]

this is one of their better songs, shame they never play it

[@PSYCHONINJA1272]

If only this masterpiece was on Spotify:/

[@anthonyduane5431]

Whoah! ... How have I never heard this before now?!

[@JoeW473]

Shit we recorded in our bedroom isnt on iTunes cause it's an EP and that makes me sad

[@henliz]

You can download the EP from their tumblr for free. >fidlar.tumblr.com/freedemoep

[@sonicsympson]

@@henliz thx

[@pasimarx]

My kinda christmas carol

[@FightToProtect12]

Guess its time to get high..

[@robbiematthews5687]

Now THIS is the fidlar I loveee, does anybody know if there planning anything? Their Instagram has no posts and the profile is just blank lol, hope there working on something though

[@Basilisksighting]

HELL YEAH

[@killbaal4149]

Good grief, my wife's dad used to have a crackhead ted hang around his place until he dropped dead. One day she and her sister had to drop off something at his house. They go in and just know someone is in the house hiding. They just left the stuff on the living room table and got the f out of there....never knew he had a song for him....

[@jacobpirate8316]

yo make an album with all the singles you released, would be cool

[@ryanjensen3489]

"My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed" I think

[@meroxyersox]

Awesome, thanks very much.

[@rev.jimmywonko9615]

A friend of mine omce said he had a song stuck in his head but couldn't find it anywhere so he wrote it. I like to think that's what's going on here.

[@angelss2022]

con estas rolas me pongo high

[@carefreesociety]

i like the guy in the background just chilling

[@eddiem5997]

🔥

[@erikostling5656]

I found them through awkward and thought they were a one hit wonder. Everything else is even better

[@Menncarr]

Fucking love Alice

[@coco2255]

cool as hell !

[@edu7979]

holy shit this is insane

[@FIDIOT-cringe]

RIP DblchzMarczak. Love MrlsMcChx.

[@plagiarist316]

oh do me big boy

[@msSometimesMaybe]

my faaaaaaave

[@user-rv2fh2rt2f]

A true bop. It’s a shame I can’t find his one on Spotify.

[@ezrabartley1486]

mom

[@joshygray4000]

MY TEETH HURT

[@curseyehamewho]

STIMULANTS

[@Lemino101]

I DONT FEEL MY FACE

[@mtcpRS]

I LLLOOOOOVE DIS SONG IIK

[@erickgonzala]

great shit...

[@bonjibonjubonjour]

come to France !!! plzeaaaaaaase

[@godblessbeerkk1241]

god bless america

[@MrDebitus]

dope.

[@thrnigl6049]

Fuck it dog life's a risk. WHAT A BAND NAME THO

[@patrickkrebbeks5867]

Relax and take a bell ringer

[@BAMewsd]

This sounds exactly what crack sounds like hence the title of this song

[@esquistofrenico2367]

.; ...................i wanna recommend u this song ( miss me by the impures)

[@jakepaulismyhero6603]

Why can't I buy this on iTunes! :(

[@necroaeon]

Y'all film this right before/after No Waves? Lol

[@nerdgarun7121]

FXCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!🔥🤘

[@EvolDestructionOG]

Why am I barely hearing this!!?! 🤟

[@chloechick5292]

Loving this! Does anyone know of other bands like this

[@chloechick5292]

***** you always help me in my time of need

[@3twibles4sweetrevenge]

anything?

[@JetPunkJet]

🤘😎

[@SidneyZi]

1:15 guys? I really need to know who was at the door there.

[@eyesdontsee]

Probably the plug 😅

[@crimsonscriticalcorner9048]

You never said you were friends with tony

[@esquistofrenico2367]

.; ...................i wanna recommend u this song ( miss me by the impures)

[@CassiTheNerd]

"My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed." Also, FIDLAR mother fuckers \m/

[@Ladbrokelads]

abax all day

[@TippoTheGamer]

Put the speed to 1.25 and you have a hardcore moshpitting tune

[@Quoobuss]

420k views

[@gohan7104]

drunk binge on fidlar lmaoo. fuck

[@esquistofrenico2367]

.; ...................i wanna recommend u this song ( miss me by the impures)

[@ant.p.47]

damn, this girl is cool

[@ghett0cat979]

better than porn

[@brendynthomas2540]

minigunmax yeah I only jerk off to fidlar now. I stroke to the beat of the song.

[@YeahAsh]

I think its Brandon.. haha

[@TheMrHardpants]

What did they use to make his voice like that

[@mynewchanel]

his voice

[@UnbreakableFury1]

I think they just reduced the bass to make his voice sound like that

[@TheMrHardpants]

That's sweet thanks.

[@rabihbourji2069]

SladeDo distortion

[@NO-IDENTITY]

who is the jaguar on the couch I think its brandon...RIGHT... no ok :'(

[@DaddysDayOff]

Didn't see her at the show. She's real right?

[@Bally1127]

Thats his sister, I think you might mean his ex gf cuz unfortunatley she passed away As for the chick in the video shes fine

[@DaddysDayOff]

@@Bally1127 yes sir she is. Sucks about his gf