FIGHT CLUB Ep. 5 - Command & Conquer Remastered

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Watch huge armies battle it out in the Command & Conquer and Red Alert Remastered Fight Club to an epic soundtrack by Frank Klepacki & the Tiberian Sons. Can you predict the winner of each round?
In Episode 5 of the Fight Club, Mammoth Tanks, Flame Tank, Flamethrowers, Chemical Warriors, Heavy Tanks, Tesla Tanks, V2 Rocket Launchers, Light Tanks, Medium Tanks, Artillery, Riflemen, Grenadiers, Choke Point, Rocket Soldiers, Volkov, Chitzkoi, SSM Launchers, Velociraptor Dinosaurs, Tanya, The Gauntlet, Soviet Army, Einstein, Nukes fight to the death in the arena. Thumbnail: Einstein vs Soviet Army
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[@bigboss1199]

Everybody talking how Volkov and Chitzkoi solo'd an Allied division but man, Einstein went full Gandhi on the Soviet army

[@Jejking]

Passive agressive +10.

[@t4rv0r60]

here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/apbKkmiImMinaNU

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

Einstein and volkov fought in fav conditions. Nobody talks about that. I can hold a persisan army at a choke point with ak 47

[@likeAG6likeAG6]

@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 No you can't.

[@nemou4985]

Real life einstein was pro soviet

[@Hodja60]

That Einstein cutscene after the A-bomb spam was hilarious

[@Elyseon]

"I vas hafing too much fun and accidentally broke my vatch."

[@davidyoung5640]

Incredible!

[@MyGeniusFriend]

@@Elyseon Oh no, it's the EMP that destroyed the watch :D

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

*The man just unleashed a nuclear Armageddon* Einstein: Yes! Yes! Incredible!

[@Weiwulah]

I guess Volkov went full John Wick after Chitzkoi died :(

[@ianmiller8284]

F for chitzkoi that messed me up

[@DamianOchramowicz]

Stavros: We have an army Stalin: We have Volkov

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

Starvos vs Volkov. They cannot find Starvos. Plot twist: Starvos IS Volkov.

[@Havoc-yb8xt]

The Avengers: Return of Volkov xD

[@micrec]

Germany: We have Einstein

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

@@micrec They've nuked Volkov before...it won't work. It is over to quick. There isn't even enough left of the poor german to bury in a match box.

[@EdmundLoh]

Yes? Incredible! BOOM Yes? Incredible! BOOM Yes? Incredible! BOOM Yes? Incredible! BOOM

[@redgeneral5792]

The Tanya selection process is pretty brutal.

[@baltakatei]

Youjo Senki

[@zxbzxbzxb1]

You should see the Volkov selection process

[@thecommander7552]

@@baltakatei I see you're a man of culture as well

[@zenhaelcero8481]

I refuse to believe Jenny McCarthy passed that test.

[@redgeneral5792]

@@zenhaelcero8481 I don't know what you're talking about. There is no Red Alert 3... >_>

[@Jarsia]

"Gentlemen.....this is a nuclear device" Several dozen actually

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

Worried Officer: Comrade Stalin, we just received word. There is an allied army massing in the mountains in Ukraine. Stalin: No there isn't. Worried Officer: Here is the report. We just finished processing the photographs from our planes. Stalin: -sighs- My advisor had already heard of this. We dispatched Volkov. Nadia! Make this man some tea.

[@FekLeyrTarg]

Worried Officer: Nadia, this tea is excellent. Nadia: Thank you. I made it myself.

[@wallamazoo01]

Worried Officer: AACCK AFUE FFUC.... UHHHHHGGGGGHHH...

[@SoldierOfFate]

Or an alternate scenario: Stalin: My advisor had already heard of this. Would you personally like a neck massage from me? Worried Officer: But isn't that Kukov's privilege? Stalin: He's busy, but you'll do.

[@TheMrSeagull]

Funny enough, when Stalin's intelligence warned him about a German invasion, (Operation Barbarossa), that was his reply. Fortunately for him, German leadership was just as arrogant.

[@qiovksubk]

Chitzkoi was goodest boi ever. RIP murder doggo

[@kinch_evl]

8:23 My boy Blue Rifleman doin' work.

[@HudsonAO8TQ1]

You're just driving your mammoth when you get blown to bits, somehow you survive, wounded and nearly dead on your feet, even though your tank was vaporised. "Better start spitting rounds point blank."

[@Mooncricketstinks]

DINOS VS ANTS. Who's the superior species?

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

The asteroidians, of course.

[@SoldierOfFate]

Ants are easily squashed with enough concentrated firepower. On the other hand Dinos are only vulnerable to rocket-based weapons and Obelisk lasers.

[@niclyx7970]

The name of the greatest war criminal in history? Albert Einstein.

[@oliverstaunton10]

Inc'edible

[@Greggery]

Move over Gandhi, your nukes have no power here

[@SoldierOfFate]

He *did* have major involvement in the invention of that one weapon that would change the face and nature of warfare forever.

[@paulkami]

0:25 and that's why.... kids.... do not play with fire...

[@bfahren]

Quite the opposite my boring friend. Quite the opposite indeed!

[@mauzer3353]

Natasha Me: i want to see real soviet Hero Boris Me: I said real soviet Hero Volkov Me: perfection

[@charlykoparabola7940]

7:39 The Music: It's a Nuclear device! Yeah no kidding

[@QuassGamer]

8:30 TF2 Engineer with turret vs Soldiers rocket spam in nutshell.

[@micuu1]

Who would win: the combined military might of the great Soviet Union, or one physics boi

[@newfacepaula]

a time travelling russian, of course.

[@archangel6676]

@@newfacepaula But only if they start an alternative Japanese empire

[@mikeywest2007]

RIP Chitzkoi to the tanyas :(

[@Excalibaard]

Volkov won, but at what cost... :(

[@insertcoolnamehere937]

@@Excalibaard rip robo doggo :(

[@TheKrazyk2010]

He will be listening to see you again for years to come

[@philcorrigan5641]

I don’t think the Tanyas vs the Gauntlet was a draw. The Tanyas knew it was a suicide mission, but it ended successfully because completely destroyed the enemy, so they won 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@robertbaker4186]

Was great to see Volkov back in action, he should be in every cnc game lol

[@lyrimetacurl0]

He died to a dog in Aftermath

[@Templarfreak]

He was _going_ to be in RA2 but got scrapped, I don't remember why. The face on the RA2 boxart is actually suppose to be Volkov.

[@robertbaker4186]

@@Templarfreak darn it, would have been really cool if allied had Tanya and soviets had Volkov to even it out, never was a fan of Boris in re2

[@SoldierOfFate]

@@robertbaker4186 Mental Omega brings Volkov back stronger than ever....okay, maybe not as powerful as his Deus Ex Machina appearance though.

[@flooshar]

If you keep making these, I'll keep watching them

[@smugpupmedia5771]

4:36 - 300: The Modern Version 5:30 - Jurassic Word: Dominion

[@Deat87]

7:45 Engineers with their sentry guns vs a shitload of soldiers

[@FreedomBird666]

"My watch is not working." Oh jeez, maybe has something to do with detonating 36 nukes?? LOL Awesome video!

[@kristianchristensen2254]

EMP!!!!

[@TabariGames]

9:55 That music change when everything started to slow down fit so well.

[@Ribby00]

As someone who played a ton of C&C back in the day and hung out on Westwood Chat all day..... These videos make me very happy 😊

[@stream8944]

Volkov could easily compete with any terminator xD , nice episode ^^

[@horst-rudigerbiernot553]

Yes but dogs could onehit him

[@stream8944]

@@horst-rudigerbiernot553 WHAT!!! He survived a massive attack + tactical atomic bombs and is taken by a DOG One Shot, or rather, One Bite? xD

[@horst-rudigerbiernot553]

@@stream8944 yes that's how it works, i remeber there was a Mission where you must destroy the tec Lab before the Timer ends or the allies reprogramm volkov and send to destroy you. On playtrough i destroyed all exept the Lab and produce a gigantic Army until the Timer runs out to make a funfight against him he wiped the entire Army but got killed by a single Dog xD

[@SoldierOfFate]

@@stream8944 Engine limitations gives Volkov that special vulnerability against dogs.

[@insertcoolnamehere937]

@@SoldierOfFate who would win: a Russian cyborg that can kill mammoth tanks and hundreds of infantry on his own, or one dog

[@XIxR3DEEM3RxIX]

The Gauntlet was cool! I love these chain reactions. And he music track was really fitting in this moment when the last nuke blew up. The guy in it said: "The Nuclear Device" xD

[@katier9725]

I would have laughed if the Einstein + nukes vs Soviet army had resulted in one of the dogs killing Einstein before he gets to the nuke crates in the first place.

[@MGoogle3146]

The timing on the music in this video is on point

[@Macinvodakin]

Ahha that explains why he was late. 😂

[@GoldKingsMan]

My past life was Einstein.

[@jackalhead7433]

4:33 "THIS IS WHERE WE HOLD THEM! THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!"

[@fredrmd8417]

No way Einstein was a pacifist! :p

[@Reialine]

Ghandi was too :p

[@jasonyeo7438]

Hahaha. Einstein is savage! No wonder he is late for his meet.

[@StrikeTeam23]

You'd be amazed what tactical advantage ambushing at bottlenecks provides in the real world too.

[@guckstdu2075]

That Gauntlet part was very entertaining. Please more of it

[@SeoulMan]

10:14 People wonder why Cherdenko of Red Alert 3 wanted to wipe out Einstein.

[@henriksvensson126]

The serial Nukes set off by Tania was sexy.

[@kapparomeo]

9:05 - the camera's zooming out... Oh dear, this is getting serious! Thanks for including the survivor count at the end of each battle too.

[@skornie123]

9:14 There is so much potential for a new minigame inside Red Alert^^

[@user-fu5xn6iu1s]

6:30 Бондюэль - это овощи для побед, Бондюэль - победители эстафет, Как ловко морковка ушла вперёд, Эстафету передаёт! Зелёный горошек - он атлет! Какой хороший вкус и цвет! Рекорды свежести побил, Бондюэль - это море сил! Вот брокколи от Бондюэль, Витамины - точно в цель! И кукуруза - высший сорт, Бондюэль - всегда рекорд! На пьедестале все места занимали - Чемпионы - овощи Бондюэль!

[@gabrielmichelson9830]

To quote Rodney McKay, "And that's what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner!"

[@newfacepaula]

this is why Cherdenko and Krukov had to go back in time to kill Einstein in RA3.

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

And they went as far to remove him before he invented nukes, meaning before he went back to remove Hitler so... Hitler still lives?

[@TheAngelOfDeath01]

Volkov: Chitzkoi, what are we going to do today. Chitzkoi: Crush, Kill, 'N Destroy!

[@lucasrokitowski8707]

Oh man it was so wickedly satisfying to see that gauntlet in flames.

[@MartialGUITTENY]

Rewatching this after 2 years. Oh my oh my. That duo Volkov/Super Dogo is a masterpiece of efficiency. By the way Einstein is a damn super badass hero himself :þ Thank you again for your entertaining, dear STU.

[@Moskau43]

I love this series - it's a great concept.

[@jellovendigar]

Flamethrower soldier: I’m a danger to myself and those around me Commander: Cool. How about 500 of you just move around together?

[@kabob0077]

Those Flamethrowers got absolutely murdered.

[@dilza1231]

Tanya: I’m not locked in here with you, your locked in here with me

[@jodeboyd8386]

0:28 LMAO. Smokey the bear won't be happy. Panzer = FINALLY a good youtube ad. THANK YOU. 7:43 oh wow. Also, Einstein

[@Ruosteinenknight]

0:26 right....I knew flamethrower troopers are unpredictable but that was something I didn't expect.

[@Reialine]

Well I learnt today that Volkov is considered a tank for units, given mammoth tanks didn't use anti personnel rockets.

[@ragerancher]

As Einstein would say, this video is... Yes

[@Grusharaburas]

That 500 Tanyas against the Gauntlet is like Ender's Game.

[@michaelemberton5998]

This is the greatest channel on KZbin 🎉

[@mercury8023]

The chosen number of units for each fight is so precise its obvious the battles were run over and over previously to find the balance and outcome before hand.

[@ChesterRico]

This is some quality content that I didn't know I needed. Cheers.

[@simsACDC]

Volkov is so OP, thanks for doing him justice

[@IceManHG117]

Freaking awesome man! Keep em coming.

[@bexpaints2988]

Light, mids, heavies and mammoth with the same amount of resources each go toe to toe in a tournament style elimination. to determine the best "normal" tank. This concept can be altered to have diffirent units fighting, but should not include units who counter other units as that would be loopsided. Id love to see a video like that!

[@phamnhat2925]

0:25 The moment we all came for

[@Rockzor98]

Its always a good day when a Fight club episode comes out :)

[@Tclans]

I love your crazy experiments!

[@grndiesel]

After all these years, I finally understand why he was a little shaky on his feet. No wonder the watch stopped working!

[@arquadia3976]

Volkov Reporti...Mission Accomplished.

[@Mooncricketstinks]

Volkov the OG of Russian Bias

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

@@Mooncricketstinks Started off as Starvos, then became Volkov. lol

[@Mooncricketstinks]

@@SoulKiller7Eternal don't remember starvos.

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

@@Mooncricketstinks Starvos can be used in the last Ant mission and he can basically one shot the Soldier ants at times. lol

[@Mooncricketstinks]

@@SoulKiller7Eternal wow 1 shot. Thats pretty OP 😅🤣. They'd sound like good drinking buddies

[@FeverTheHeretic]

"500 Flamethrowers should easily win" that 1 single frame at 0:26 ... "Perhaps not"

[@Real_DMraider]

Amazing work. Very interesting and challenging matchups. I can imagine a few of them needed quite some tuning ;)

[@coolchannel1239]

i get genuinely excited when i see C&C fight club in my feed. forget all the other shit i subscribe to THIS is the content i crave

[@in3rdeye]

LMAO the watch part had me crying!!

[@Andres33AU]

Um excuse me, how OP is Volkov? Lol. Great video, I especially loved the barrels of fun chain reaction explosions!

[@windhelmguard5295]

essentially the only thing that can take volkov would be a bunch of guard dogs.

[@ernestgarner8377]

Volkov is literally a killing machine his cyborg gun and dog youd need like 40 mammoth tanks to take him out but prepare to loss 1/2 to 3/4th in the attempt

[@jogbo1]

This reminds me to play Total Annihilation

[@danholo]

Love these videos! Hoping for more.

[@triacylglycerollipase5210]

this makes flame tanks simply overpowered

[@UCFElCarnicero]

Came for the music.... stayed for the music and the death sounds. :'D

[@garethfairclough8715]

Good lord, that chain reaction at 0:27!

[@TheAngelOfDeath01]

You are my new crazy internet buddy! Haha! These C&C Fights are amazing!

[@Eefera4]

These videos are great - please keep it up! Loved the gauntlet run! Be interesting to see the Yaks make an appearance - perhaps vs some AA guns or a rocket soldier army..

[@PokemonHaloFan]

7:38 "It's a nuclear device!" No kidding.

[@shareloh]

8:54 That's pickle Rick in his ultimate form

[@zacusgan5379]

I like how the mountain range of the last fight was shaped like an A-bomb explosion :p

[@FerdinandFake]

0:26 when you hit the combo just right

[@Sly88Frye]

Those mechanics really helped out those Mammoth tanks. There were a lot of close battles this time.

[@archangel6676]

For the technology of peace! Kane lives in death! Peace through power! Peace through power!

[@LordMalgusPrometheus]

0:26 when you're caught doing dirty stuff

[@polskajoseoncountryball6950]

i dont know what command and conquer is but this is hilarious

[@tinotormed]

0:26 The sound of flamethrowers screaming in agony from a chain reaction is satisfying. If it were to happen in multiplayer, it may become a meme material.

[@Alon_Balon]

It does happen a lot. Especially as NOD is the dominant faction

[@s-man5647]

That flame tank v flamethrower was a lot closer than I expected

[@Gauss4724]

So entertaining to watch! I wonder how many tries it takes to make balance the fights to be so close! Also Volkov is literally a one man army.

[@StuGames]

They take a lot of time to make :)

[@Gauss4724]

@@StuGames Your efforts are much appreciated :)

[@True38]

Incredible!

[@MorrowMatty]

Now you know never to clump your flamethrowers.

[@tcchip]

Or chem warriors and grenadiers.

[@gabrielbewick2278]

Is that Jazz the Jackrabbit? YES.

[@wooohooo103]

A comment from Tychus Finley from Starcraft 2? SACRILEGE!!!

[@nonamenoname1942]

7:29 Dude! You totaly michaelbayed it!

[@pavarottiaardvark3431]

Flame Troopers: Stand in tightly packed group Flame Tank: So you have chosen *death*

[@nal101]

A-bomb hits - Incredible!

[@General_Xrex]

nice video that ending from the game genius :D

[@steinhogger]

Dont know why.. But this.... Was somehow very entertaining 😂😂👍